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disneyspy
02-23-2010, 05:48 AM
good mornin buddays

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U6R4N6aJNLU/SZw1TPZxqcI/AAAAAAAAAIk/faZk7uIquEQ/s400/evacalvin1.jpeg





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Misteriosa
02-23-2010, 05:54 AM
:bye:

Servo
02-23-2010, 05:58 AM
'allo...

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 06:05 AM
today we will drop in and catch ron in mid conversation with his bookie,putting money down on the gold medal womans curling match

sometime during the show we will hear some stevie wonder

ichiban- coffee cart boy makes a plea deal

spyreport- opie takes crappy pictures,heres one of the 30 ROCK crew at last nights COP OUT premiere

http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c54102/x2_ba86bf

lleeder
02-23-2010, 06:14 AM
I won't be liztening today.

Jughead
02-23-2010, 06:14 AM
Morning . Those pics were pretty bad and I will bet someone has a BLT today...:wink:

ANC
02-23-2010, 06:16 AM
Hiya Buddies :bye:

I'm hearing we're going to get slammed with blizzard Thursday -Saturday..

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 06:18 AM
Morning . Those pics were pretty bad and I will bet someone has a BLT today...:wink:

having one right now you psychic,someone call gary spivey and tell him he theres a new spaghetti head that rules the web and his name is jughead

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 06:20 AM
Hiya Buddies :bye:

I'm hearing we're going to get slammed with blizzard Thursday -Saturday..

you bastards better buy candles and cans of tuna after work

ANC
02-23-2010, 06:26 AM
you bastards better buy candles and cans of tuna after work

Beer
Bourbon
Cigars
Chicken Wings

Jughead
02-23-2010, 06:28 AM
Beer
Bourbon
Cigars
Chicken Wings

By the skid!! :bye:

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 06:28 AM
Beer
Bourbon
Cigars
Chicken Wings

Glad to see you're looking out for the kid! :glurps:

Servo
02-23-2010, 06:30 AM
Glad to see you're looking out for the kid! :glurps:

Those are for the kid!

ANC
02-23-2010, 06:30 AM
Glad to see you're looking out for the kid! :glurps:

:laugh:

I come home to about a pallet a week from diapers.com chock full of food and diapers. Plus I started making his food at home. He's covered.

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 06:35 AM
:laugh:

I come home to about a pallet a week from diapers.com chock full of food and diapers. Plus I started making his food at home. He's covered.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/popsculture/mr.-mom.jpg

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 06:44 AM
what kind of food do you make for your kid ANC? ive never heard of people making there own baby food,that sounds awesome. and how do you make it?

ANC
02-23-2010, 06:45 AM
http://images.chron.com/blogs/popsculture/mr.-mom.jpg

:lol:

lleeder
02-23-2010, 06:46 AM
Its like making adult food but smaller.

Jughead
02-23-2010, 06:46 AM
I will bet its real good.. I have been to the whats for dinner thread ANC top of the chart's

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 06:49 AM
Its like making adult food but smaller.

im glad they let you make a plea deal so you can post again

ANC
02-23-2010, 06:50 AM
what kind of food do you make for your kid ANC? ive never heard of people making there own baby food,that sounds awesome. and how do you make it?

You can really make anything you can buy in the store. It's easy. Like yesterday I cubed a sweet potato and a chicken breast and boiled it in water. Then take the solids and put them in a blender and slowly pour in the cooking liquid until it comes to a babyfood like consistency.

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 06:51 AM
Morning buddays!!

Beer
Bourbon
Cigars
Chicken Wings

Sounds like a fella could have a pretty fun weekend with that stuff

Jughead
02-23-2010, 06:52 AM
You can really make anything you can buy in the store. It's easy. Like yesterday I cubed a sweet potato and a chicken breast and boiled it in water. Then take the solids and put them in a blender and slowly pour in the cooking LIQUID until it comes to a babyfood like consistency.

At first my eyes thought cooking oil..OMG Im a Dummy:tongue:

ANC
02-23-2010, 06:52 AM
Its like making adult food but smaller.

:laugh:

I will bet its real good.. I have been to the whats for dinner thread ANC top of the chart's

:wink:

It's not bad, me and the Mrs. tried it. It's just bland because there's no seasoning.

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 06:53 AM
what kind of food do you make for your kid ANC? ive never heard of people making there own baby food,that sounds awesome. and how do you make it?

Just put in your teeth and eat like an adult!

Jughead
02-23-2010, 06:55 AM
Just put in your teeth and eat like an adult!

B D Y:smoke: On it today!!

Hottub
02-23-2010, 06:58 AM
Buddays!

In just in time!:thumbup:

ANC
02-23-2010, 07:01 AM
Buddays!

In just in time!:thumbup:

:bye:

Hey Tub, I'm hearing Jersey Shore is moving to Miami...

lleeder
02-23-2010, 07:02 AM
Its time to lizten to the show

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:02 AM
Buddays!

In just in time!:thumbup:

it must be spring training because BDY and tub are reporting

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:04 AM
Its time to lizten to the show

the ron and fez show starts.... now

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:06 AM
drop is from young frankenstein,song is superfreek by ric james

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:07 AM
Now silent bob!!!

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:08 AM
The no opener is bizzare. Is there an official reason why xm'ers dont get it?

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:09 AM
The no opener is bizzare. Is there an official reason why xm'ers dont get it?

oh meataball...

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:09 AM
mike is lookin for a boner

Dell
02-23-2010, 07:09 AM
I may have to pay for Sirius to get those openers....hate being five minutes after the hour before the entertainment starts...:wink:

MORNING BUDDAYS...

jimmyolsenblues
02-23-2010, 07:09 AM
sirius won the fight only sirius gets music intro and film clip.

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 07:10 AM
The no opener is bizzare. Is there an official reason why xm'ers dont get it?

There's a full explanation in Ron's blog!

strawberrypop
02-23-2010, 07:10 AM
I don't get it with Sirius, either. Is Ron making the whole Sirius gets it thing up to mess with folks? or is it because I listen to Sirius online, and they want me to purchase a unit/regular plan?

I feel like a gullible duck for even asking this.

burrben
02-23-2010, 07:10 AM
good morning buddays!!! :drunk:

sorry I'm late

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:12 AM
oh meataball...

There's a full explanation in Ron's blog!

wow i sound like this idiot on the phone:help:

I blame my go nowhere very hectic job crappy job

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:12 AM
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realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 07:12 AM
It is upsetting that the openings got axed.

burrben
02-23-2010, 07:13 AM
i miss music

Dell
02-23-2010, 07:13 AM
I don't get it with Sirius, either. Is Ron making the whole Sirius gets it thing up to mess with folks? or is it because I listen to Sirius online, and they want me to purchase a unit/regular plan?

I feel like a gullible duck for even asking this.

if you have Sirius and still suspect a conspiracy...you definitely are a gullible duck...

if you heard it on the radio...it's a work...

Misteriosa
02-23-2010, 07:13 AM
that caller bought it hook, line, and sinker :o

strawberrypop
02-23-2010, 07:13 AM
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Is this at me? Haha..suck it, Cowboy fan!

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:14 AM
I don't get it with Sirius, either. Is Ron making the whole Sirius gets it thing up to mess with folks? or is it because I listen to Sirius online, and they want me to purchase a unit/regular plan?

I feel like a gullible duck for even asking this.

have you met my friend meataball? i think you two would make a wonderful couple

lleeder
02-23-2010, 07:14 AM
that caller bought it hook, line, and sinker :o

yeah he bought xm and got screwed

strawberrypop
02-23-2010, 07:15 AM
have you met my friend meataball? i think you two would make a wonderful couple

See, that's what I thought, initially, but then when Ron was on O&A last week, his dryness made sense.

Listening to what he just said, though, makes it obvious that I'm an idiot.

burrben
02-23-2010, 07:16 AM
boner's big adventure

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 07:16 AM
i miss music

Now for some strange reason I miss Rube!!!

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 07:17 AM
I hope this thread turns out better than that other listening thread mishap.

strawberrypop
02-23-2010, 07:18 AM
if you have Sirius and still suspect a conspiracy...you definitely are a gullible duck...


So. http://www.mysecrethappyplace.com/boneyardBB/images/smilies/icon_hide.gif http://www.mysecrethappyplace.com/boneyardBB/images/smilies/icon_bag.gif

Servo
02-23-2010, 07:18 AM
Fez hit someone with an umbrella? Did he call him a "masher" too?

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:19 AM
We all make mistakes/forget that everything on the radio is a bit

Donnie Iris
02-23-2010, 07:20 AM
Dave is making no sense here

Dell
02-23-2010, 07:20 AM
Dave is making no sense here

SAY IT AINT SO...:laugh:

lleeder
02-23-2010, 07:21 AM
We all make mistakes/forget that everything on the radio is a bit

you need to lizten closely

epo
02-23-2010, 07:22 AM
Do these people realize that 95% of the public got a federal tax cut?

Yet, the dude flies a plane into an IRS building...

barjockey
02-23-2010, 07:22 AM
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Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:23 AM
Maybe Fez should hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!!

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 07:23 AM
Dave is making no sense here
You mean planet earth? I think the daughter retracted her statement already.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:24 AM
you need to lizten closely

are you making fun of me?

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Edwin
02-23-2010, 07:25 AM
"I think Dave is right..."

My cat and dog may now be shacking up.

Hottub
02-23-2010, 07:26 AM
Do these people realize that 95% of the public got a federal tax cut?

Yet, the dude flies a plane into an IRS building...

5% didn't.

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 07:27 AM
Have we beat yesterday's thread yet??:bye:

Dell
02-23-2010, 07:27 AM
damn twinkies...that should have outlawed them after that trial...

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:28 AM
Have we beat yesterday's thread yet??:bye:

i think i started bitching about this point in yesterdays thread about the lack of posts

Dell
02-23-2010, 07:29 AM
He made one change yesterday...they no longer refer to the educational program as "no child left behind" because that term came about under W's administration...SWEEPING CHANGES HERE...

Jughead
02-23-2010, 07:29 AM
[QUOTE=disneyspy;2676182]i think i started bitching about this point in yesterdays thread about the lack of penis QUOTE]


Fixed:tongue:

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 07:30 AM
It all depends on how the thread starts. Can we put fez in safe little bubble?

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:31 AM
It all depends on how the thread starts. Can we put fez in safe little bubble?

fuckin danlaroe killed mistis thread then

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 07:31 AM
The problem with Dave participating in this conversation is that he wants there to be no taxes and healthcare to be 100% free.

epo
02-23-2010, 07:31 AM
I'm finding this whole conversation to be highly uncomfortable. I realize that Dave is doing a bit...but these nutty fucking callers are real and goddamned frightening.

Dell
02-23-2010, 07:31 AM
got to buy a birthday gift during lunch today...hope to rejoin you guys in a while...:bye:

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 07:32 AM
It all depends on how the thread starts.

So you're saying if it's started by a man.......

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:32 AM
The problem with Dave participating in this conversation is that he wants there to be no taxes and healthcare to be 100% free.

Everybody wants to do go heaven but no one wants to die to get there

IMSlacker
02-23-2010, 07:33 AM
Isn't Dave the same guy who wants health care reform?

Jughead
02-23-2010, 07:34 AM
got to buy a birthday gift during lunch today...hope to rejoin you guys in a while...:bye:

Its in May :smile: See ya come back when you are done:bye:

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 07:35 AM
I'm finding this whole conversation to be highly uncomfortable. I realize that Dave is doing a bit...but these nutty fucking callers are real and goddamned frightening.
But unlike fez, I want to hear the nuts so I can spot them easier. I think this will continue, more people will fall behind, more people will try to evade taxes, the irs need to aggressively get their money. The government warned that domestic groups will be the new terror problem. Maybe they were right.

Furtherman
02-23-2010, 07:36 AM
Joe Stack was just a greedy, selfish nut and should not be anything more than vilified.

brettmojo
02-23-2010, 07:36 AM
The problem with Dave participating in this conversation is that he wants there to be no taxes and healthcare to be 100% free.
The government makes enough money reverse engineering alien technology recovered from crashed spaceships and patenting it for use in our modern technological age. They shouldn't have to tax us.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:36 AM
you know who bitches about money? people that dont spend their money wisely,maybe if that guy didnt live in a half a million dollar house he wouldnt have had so many money problems

Hottub
02-23-2010, 07:36 AM
Its in May :smile: See ya come back when you are done:bye:

Actually, it's less than 2 weeks.:innocent:

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:37 AM
The government makes enough money reverse engineering alien technology recovered from crashed spaceships and patenting it for use in our modern technological age. They shouldn't have to tax us.

Id like to subscribe to your newsletter

epo
02-23-2010, 07:38 AM
But unlike fez, I want to hear the nuts so I can spot them easier. I think this will continue, more people will fall behind, more people will try to evade taxes, the irs need to aggressively get their money. The government warned that domestic groups will be the new terror problem. Maybe they were right.

There is a way to cut everyone's taxes, but the general public isn't ready for it: cut the military expense.

Currently 25% of our federal expenses are military. The next highest government is China at 8% of tax revenues.

Our rate of expenditures is insane...and yet the people who generally want a tax cut won't stand for a cut in the military.

Jughead
02-23-2010, 07:38 AM
The government makes enough money reverse engineering alien technology recovered from crashed spaceships and patenting it for use in our modern technological age. They shouldn't have to tax us.

Except Gas Pedals...:lol:

Furtherman
02-23-2010, 07:38 AM
you know who bitches about money? people that dont spend their money wisely,maybe if that guy didnt live in a half a million dollar house he wouldnt have had so many money problems

Yea, he was living very well. What an asshole. I'd fly a plane into a building to have that life!

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:39 AM
Yea, he was living very well. What an asshole. I'd fly a plane into a building to have that life!

id fly a plane into a buiding to be able to afford to fly my own plane

Pittsburgh
02-23-2010, 07:39 AM
Fez is to fear what Cumia is to hate.

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:41 AM
Fez is to fear what Cumia is to hate.

thats not bad - especially with SAT season coming up

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 07:41 AM
The government makes enough money reverse engineering alien technology recovered from crashed spaceships and patenting it for use in our modern technological age. They shouldn't have to tax us.

Dave would be the first in line at the V mother ship.


I have a problem that the media isn't covering this for any intellectual, compassionate or altruistic reason. People are angry about the government in the wake of a financial crisis and they are preying on our fears.

This guy was a non story when he was alive and anyone could've tried to pick up his story and publicize it.

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 07:41 AM
There is a way to cut everyone's taxes, but the general public isn't ready for it: cut the military expense.

Currently 25% of our federal expenses are military. The next highest government is China at 8% of tax revenues.

Our rate of expenditures is insane...and yet the people who generally want a tax cut won't stand for a cut in the military.

I agree. They want no taxes, which they think can be accomplished by dropping social programs. We need to use capitalism as our carrot and stop using the stick. Protect our country, stop overthrowing others.

epo
02-23-2010, 07:45 AM
Dave really shouldn't pray for a flat tax rate. Flat taxes are regressive and fuck the middle class & the working poor.

And let's face it, ESD is working poor.

Servo
02-23-2010, 07:46 AM
"Drastic Park" :lol:

Jughead
02-23-2010, 07:46 AM
here we go Red vs Fez

schabadoo
02-23-2010, 07:47 AM
There is a way to cut everyone's taxes, but the general public isn't ready for it: cut the military expense.



Bring it up to the anti-tax people: they go insane over the idea.

We apparently need to stop spending on everything exept missiles.

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 07:47 AM
Dont Daves tax problems stem from him not paying taxes during his lost years, or cashing in a bunch of stock and then not reporting it as income?

Willmore
02-23-2010, 07:48 AM
ROFL. Now he's mad that he doesn't get a personalized reply from a person that represents hundreds of thousands of people and gets hundreds of letters a day.

Hottub
02-23-2010, 07:50 AM
I make a decent buck, but by choosing to live here, I am paying close to the highest property tax rate the highest auto insurance and cost of living in general in the country. When all is said and done, that paycheck goes away pretty damn fast.

Furtherman
02-23-2010, 07:50 AM
ROFL. Now he's mad that he doesn't get a personalized reply from a person that represents hundreds of thousands of people and gets hundreds of letters a day.

He's right though, there was a time you could write your representative and get back a written reply. The only hard part was waiting for the Pony Express and hoping they weren't killed by the savage red man.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 07:52 AM
He's right though, there was a time you could write your representative and get back a written reply. The only hard part was waiting for the Pony Express and hoping they weren't killed by the savage red man.

holy fuck that cracked me up,i was waiting for blowhard to tell us about wearing carrots on their belts

Jughead
02-23-2010, 07:52 AM
I have felt that darkness this year have always taken care of my family..My wife is the best she stepped up to the plate to save us this last year....Makes me feel bad ....:wallbash:

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 07:53 AM
I make a decent buck, but by choosing to live here, I am paying close to the highest property tax rate the highest auto insurance and cost of living in general in the country. When all is said and done, that paycheck goes away pretty damn fast.

My father says the exact same thing

HATES the property tax/car insurance in state

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 07:56 AM
I have felt that darkness this year have always taken care of my family..My wife is the best she stepped up to the plate to save us this last year....Makes me feel bad ....:wallbash:

You should be happy that you're married to a capable, resourceful, worthwhile woman. It doesn't make you uncapable, unresourceful, and worthless.

Jughead
02-23-2010, 07:58 AM
You should be happy that you're married to a capable, resourceful, worthwhile woman. It doesn't make you uncapable, unresourceful, and worthless.

since 1975 thank-you:smile:

burrben
02-23-2010, 07:58 AM
here is a really interesting (and scary) op-ed piece (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/21/opinion/21friedman.html?em)

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 08:00 AM
spy report-the comedy festival in my town is in full swing and saturday night roseanne barr showed her big fat pussy to the crowd


TWICE!

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:02 AM
spy report-the comedy festival in my town is in full swing and saturday night roseanne barr showed her big fat pussy to the crowd


TWICE!

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_puke.gif

Jughead
02-23-2010, 08:02 AM
spy report-the comedy festival in my town is in full swing and saturday night roseanne barr showed her big fat pussy to the crowd


TWICE!

And that is NOT on CNN:smile:

lleeder
02-23-2010, 08:02 AM
spy report-the comedy festival in my town is in full swing and saturday night roseanne barr showed her big fat pussy to the crowd


TWICE!

I thought she divorced Tom Arnold years ago.

burrben
02-23-2010, 08:02 AM
spy report-the comedy festival in my town is in full swing and saturday night roseanne barr showed her big fat pussy to the crowd


TWICE!

this is useless without pics

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 08:03 AM
http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_puke.gif

the second time was for the people that didnt have their cameras ready

commercials over

Jughead
02-23-2010, 08:03 AM
I thought she divorced Tom Arnold years ago.

:thumbup:

Misteriosa
02-23-2010, 08:06 AM
hold on to your hats folks. im honor of the flogging molly show that im going to on friday, im bringing the shirt avvie back

burrben
02-23-2010, 08:07 AM
the oscars are dumb anyway

Furtherman
02-23-2010, 08:12 AM
hold on to your hats folks. im honor of the flogging molly show that im going to on friday, im bringing the shirt avvie back

:thumbup:

Marc with a c
02-23-2010, 08:12 AM
108 days until the world cup.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 08:13 AM
:thumbup:

X2

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:13 AM
108 days until the world cup.

:thumbup:

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:13 AM
hold on to your hats folks. im honor of the flogging molly show that im going to on friday, im bringing the shirt avvie back

:wub:

Edwin
02-23-2010, 08:15 AM
Dave is allergic to bees?

Anti-bee-otic? Anyone? This thing on?

Willmore
02-23-2010, 08:19 AM
I refuse to share a condom.

Edwin
02-23-2010, 08:20 AM
I refuse to share a condom.

I refuse to use a condom.

Funny enough, I also refuse to use umbrellas and straws.

Pittsburgh
02-23-2010, 08:21 AM
Fez has no problem sharing a mic.

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 08:21 AM
Who do you think minded sharing more- Dave sharing his beach towel with his brother in law, or Dave's father-in-law sharing his vacation with that tax dodging deadbeat.


And Fries, get your own damn fries.

Warren Peace
02-23-2010, 08:22 AM
Fez: bodily fluids

jennysmurf
02-23-2010, 08:23 AM
I agree with Fez. I HATE sharing popcorn. Even if I don't want to eat it all myself, I want the option of eating it all myself. I like popcorn. Alot.

Furtherman
02-23-2010, 08:23 AM
The only thing I hate sharing is my personal space when there is plenty to go around.

Back off.

Pittsburgh
02-23-2010, 08:24 AM
Cropping.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 08:24 AM
i refuse to share my pepsi throwback

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:24 AM
My beer.:drunk:

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 08:24 AM
I honestly hate sharing a bed with someone when its time to sleep. Not the most popular opinion with the ladies.

ANC
02-23-2010, 08:24 AM
But you can't pull the popcorn trick unless you share..

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 08:25 AM
hold on to your hats folks. im honor of the flogging molly show that im going to on friday, im bringing the shirt avvie back

Well played:clap::clap:

Edwin
02-23-2010, 08:25 AM
I never offer to share food for some reason.

Dell
02-23-2010, 08:26 AM
hold on to your hats folks. im honor of the flogging molly show that im going to on friday, im bringing the shirt avvie back

HOT DAMN...SWEET...

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 08:26 AM
Fez has no problem sharing a mic.

:clap::lol:

I agree with Fez. I HATE sharing popcorn. Even if I don't want to eat it all myself, I want the option of eating it all myself. I like popcorn. Alot.

I can share popcorn w/ a girl not a guy

I say that in the least homophobic way possible, I just dont want some hairy knuckles in my popcorn

burrben
02-23-2010, 08:27 AM
Fez has no problem sharing a mic.

:clap:

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 08:29 AM
:clap::lol:



I can share popcorn w/ a girl not a guy

I say that in the least homophobic way possible, I just dont want some hairy knuckles in my popcorn
That's what twinks are for.

jennysmurf
02-23-2010, 08:29 AM
But you can't pull the popcorn trick unless you share..

Why is this popcorn so salty?

Dell
02-23-2010, 08:29 AM
two to one cigar is GROSS...I also hate when they bum cigars...they're expensive!

Jughead
02-23-2010, 08:29 AM
Why is this popcorn so salty?

:laugh:

ANC
02-23-2010, 08:30 AM
You don't ask a stranger for a cigar.. That's tantamount to panhandling!

ANC
02-23-2010, 08:31 AM
Why is this popcorn so salty?

:lol:

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:31 AM
I hate sharing my computer. It happens once in a blue moon at work, but at home it's a daily occurence.:wallbash:

Servo
02-23-2010, 08:32 AM
Why is this popcorn so salty?

Extra butter.

ANC
02-23-2010, 08:33 AM
I hate sharing my computer. It happens once in a blue moon at work, but at home it's a daily occurence.:wallbash:

but it gives you the ever priceless "I don't know how that got on there, it must've been someone else?" excuse..

jennysmurf
02-23-2010, 08:33 AM
I hate sharing my computer. It happens once in a blue moon at work, but at home it's a daily occurence.:wallbash:

Did you forget to clear the history again?

Dell
02-23-2010, 08:34 AM
I hate sharing a newspaper...while living in DC, I would keep the other sections of the paper in my briefcase when riding the metro...

Jughead
02-23-2010, 08:34 AM
I took my son to the movies he is about you guys and gals age...He did something I had never experienced before..He put a straw down in the popcorn and put it over the butter dispenser and distributed the butter from the bottom up.....ok carry on sorry just sharing:smile:

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 08:34 AM
holy moley jennysmurf is enfuego today

you got a tshirt pic to share?

aceofspades7
02-23-2010, 08:35 AM
it took me hours to learn how to put in contacts - the concept of touching your eye is tought to get used to...

ANC
02-23-2010, 08:36 AM
I took my son to the movies he is about you guys and gals age...He did something I had never experienced before..He put a straw down in the popcorn and put it over the butter dispenser and distributed the butter from the bottom up.....ok carry on sorry just sharing:smile:

I'm impressed, I may have to do this next time.

jennysmurf
02-23-2010, 08:36 AM
holy moley jennysmurf is enfuego today

you got a tshirt pic to share?

Maybe....:innocent: Although nowhere near as impressive as Misteriosa's, dang!

Servo
02-23-2010, 08:37 AM
I took my son to the movies he is about you guys and gals age...He did something I had never experienced before..He put a straw down in the popcorn and put it over the butter dispenser and distributed the butter from the bottom up.....ok carry on sorry just sharing:smile:

Don't you just wind up with a pool of butter at the bottom?

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 08:38 AM
Maybe....:innocent:

good i'm glad the chicks here arent afraid to share those

caling srawberry pop,calling strawberry pop

Jughead
02-23-2010, 08:38 AM
Don't you just wind up with a pool of butter at the bottom?

No he pulled it up as he dispensed it..Notice I didnt say squirt It's my son..:smile:

Willmore
02-23-2010, 08:39 AM
Fez's fantasy is fascinating. He is imagining a completely different him living a life opposite to what he is comfortable with now. His "new life" is completely attainable to him, yet he has never done anything to make it a reality.

Servo
02-23-2010, 08:39 AM
No he pulled it up as he dispensed it..Notice I didnt say squirt It's my son..:smile:

Ah, I see... interesting.

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 08:42 AM
Fez's fantasy is fascinating. He is imagining a completely different him living a life opposite to what he is comfortable with now. His "new life" is completely attainable to him, yet he has never done anything to make it a reality.
Welcome to the last 5 years.

jennysmurf
02-23-2010, 08:43 AM
good i'm glad the chicks here arent afraid to share those

caling srawberry pop,calling strawberry pop

I can't compete with Misteriosa's. She's Grade-A!

Jughead
02-23-2010, 08:43 AM
If Ron comes up sick I feel sorry for Dave...

Warren Peace
02-23-2010, 08:43 AM
Wearing shirts from the markdown rack at Ron Jon's Surf Shop won't get Fez anywhere with folks of his ilk.

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 08:44 AM
Ive said it before and they even read it on air...Fez needs to online date

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 08:44 AM
Fez's fantasy is fascinating. He is imagining a completely different him living a life opposite to what he is comfortable with now. His "new life" is completely attainable to him, yet he has never done anything to make it a reality.

Welcome to the last 5 years.

:clap::lol:

Truth bomb!

Willmore
02-23-2010, 08:44 AM
haha.

I can imagine Ronnie being Fez's wingman.

Ron: "Psst, see that weird bearded guy in the corner, the one with a batman action figure? He's easy, plus, he's fine with being a bottom. Give him a chance. Please. I'll give you 50 bucks. 100? Here's my platinum card, go crazy, just please, take him."

Meataball23
02-23-2010, 08:45 AM
Also whats wrong with Fez talk started early today, no?

Dell
02-23-2010, 08:45 AM
I can't compete with Misteriosa's. She's Grade-A!

it's not a competition when everyone wins...:wub:

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 08:45 AM
I can't compete with Misteriosa's. She's Grade-A!

i had to go out and make sure my tires werent overinflated,just got this nagging feeling somehow

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:45 AM
Maybe at a bar crawl? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2648355#post2648355)

Willmore
02-23-2010, 08:46 AM
Welcome to the last 5 years.

Oh I know, I've been on this train-wreck for most of it.

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 08:47 AM
I can't compete with Misteriosa's. She's Grade-A!
I think it's photoshop.

PD
02-23-2010, 08:51 AM
afternoon all

Jughead
02-23-2010, 08:51 AM
afternoon all

Hey pd page 8 maker...:thumbup:

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:54 AM
I think it's photoshop.

Not.

Dell
02-23-2010, 08:54 AM
Fezzie with the roast humor...:laugh:

PD
02-23-2010, 08:55 AM
Hey pd page 8 maker...:thumbup:
oh the days when i was a page 12 maker....

:smoke:

Parks & Recreation much much better this year than last

Hottub
02-23-2010, 08:57 AM
Fezzie with the roast humor...:laugh:

Starving.

http://riverbenddeli.com/_borders/potroast.jpg

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 08:58 AM
Was fez about to cry about the thought of his lost love/tourist?

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:05 AM
http://rlv.zcache.com/you_must_be_at_least_72_tall_to_ride_this_ride_tsh irt-p2350098608427574773gbp_400.jpg

PD
02-23-2010, 09:06 AM
Starving.

http://riverbenddeli.com/_borders/potroast.jpg
ronnie was thinking along your line

ANC
02-23-2010, 09:06 AM
http://rlv.zcache.com/you_must_be_at_least_72_tall_to_ride_this_ride_tsh irt-p2350098608427574773gbp_400.jpg

it all comes down to theme park references for ya don't it??



:wink:

Jughead
02-23-2010, 09:07 AM
it all comes down to theme park references for ya don't it??



:wink:

:smile:

Jughead
02-23-2010, 09:08 AM
that roast picture made me high

PD
02-23-2010, 09:14 AM
Crazy Donkey cool place, close to where i work, but i have conflict Fri night.

PD
02-23-2010, 09:15 AM
It's cheating more than hypocrisy.

the idea is not to do work; if some thing/ someone else works its not you.

Jughead
02-23-2010, 09:17 AM
I have a customer that makes $600.00 cash a week oops as an Amish taxi driving them around 45 cents a mile.. plus tips

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:18 AM
dave shouldve said-with all due respect and im saying this with all due respect "i'd like to bang your wife once you're dead"

Hottub
02-23-2010, 09:19 AM
http://9gag.com/photo/2315_540.jpg

PD
02-23-2010, 09:19 AM
FH Riley's is a good 30 min north of Farmingdale

PD
02-23-2010, 09:22 AM
http://www.thecrazydonkey.com/

the home page has a "theme"

Souter Fell
02-23-2010, 09:22 AM
Ron and Fez possibly coming to my town? I may actually have to go to the Crazy Donkey.

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 09:23 AM
It's cheating more than hypocrisy.

the idea is not to do work; if some thing/ someone else works its not you.
How is setting an elevator to sabbath service so you don't have to push a button avoiding work, but you can walk. ESD, "I'll bang your wife while you are alive."

Hottub
02-23-2010, 09:24 AM
FH Riley's is a good 30 min north of Farmingdale

In the heart of Huntington Village.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:25 AM
hahaha im sure fez wants to go to the crazy donkeys now

lleeder
02-23-2010, 09:25 AM
FH Riley's is a good 30 min north of Farmingdale

They're really far apart the caller couldn't have been more wrong.

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 09:26 AM
By noones seen it Dave means everyone's seen it.

And funny Ronnie confused One Tree Hill and Tree's Lounge.

PD
02-23-2010, 09:27 AM
How is setting an elevator to sabbath service so you don't have to push a button avoiding work, but you can walk. ESD, "I'll bang your wife while you are alive."

the explanation would be that it goes back to the bible, when they built the ark of the covenant. When the Sabbath came, they stopped doing certain things- like carrying heavy things and making fires; the orthodox jews continue that tradition.

pushing a button to start an electric switch is what they consider starting work.

walking wasnt mentioned.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:27 AM
damn this bitch is stealing lleeders thunder

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 09:29 AM
the explanation would be that it goes back to the bible, when they built the ark of the covenant. When the Sabbath came, they stopped doing certain things- like carrying heavy things and making fires; the orthodox jews continue that tradition.

pushing a button to start an electric switch is what they consider starting work.

walking wasnt mentioned.
I don't think elevators, coffe makers, alarm systems, telephones etc were mentioned either.

Souter Fell
02-23-2010, 09:29 AM
They're really far apart the caller couldn't have been more wrong.

30 mins sounds about right.

epo
02-23-2010, 09:29 AM
Nobody has seen "Tree Lounge"?

Bullshit, I love that movie!

lleeder
02-23-2010, 09:29 AM
My wife was just telling me yesterday Crazy Donkey just turned into a 18 and over bar

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:30 AM
My wife was just telling me yesterday Crazy Donkey just turned into a 18 and over bar

damn, she cant get in now?

Hottub
02-23-2010, 09:30 AM
My neighbors must have a long-ass sabbath. The garbage cans stay out until around Wednesday.:furious:

lleeder
02-23-2010, 09:31 AM
30 mins sounds about right.

Rightup 110 makes them sound close. It takes forever to get there on a friday on 110.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
02-23-2010, 09:33 AM
Everybody wants to do go heaven but no one wants to die to get there

Tosh?

aceofspades7
02-23-2010, 09:33 AM
ron was about to jump on chris... then he heard about a gift...

lleeder
02-23-2010, 09:34 AM
miss yanto

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:35 AM
why does fez hate mikeyboy? i got lost

Souter Fell
02-23-2010, 09:35 AM
Rightup 110 makes them sound close. It takes forever to get there on a friday on 110.

I live in Farmingdale, rush hour Friday takes longer but after 7, 30 mins will do it. Either way Crazy Donkey looks (at least from the outside) like a high school half the time. Maybe Ant will show up.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:38 AM
i saw misti's new avie and found boner

lleeder
02-23-2010, 09:38 AM
I live in Farmingdale, rush hour Friday takes longer but after 7, 30 mins will do it. Either way Crazy Donkey looks (at least from the outside) like a high school half the time. Maybe Ant will show up.

after the show we can go to the crystal cafe and sit at the perv curv.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
02-23-2010, 09:38 AM
why does fez hate mikeyboy? i got lost

Jew :innocent:

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 09:40 AM
Jew :innocent:
Oh, I thought it was a personal reason.

PD
02-23-2010, 09:41 AM
I don't think elevators, coffe makers, alarm systems, telephones etc were mentioned either.

Electricity = fire.

hey, while I'm jewish I'm not orthodox and I don't do that.

Souter Fell
02-23-2010, 09:41 AM
after the show we can go to the crystal cafe and sit at the perv curv.

Shutters

PD
02-23-2010, 09:43 AM
Rightup 110 makes them sound close. It takes forever to get there on a friday on 110.
yeah, i said it is about a 30 min drive.

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 09:44 AM
i saw misti's new avie and found boner
Ge those lil hands out of my pants.

Damn. I can't see avi's.

mikeyboy
02-23-2010, 09:48 AM
Stupid Apples to Apples.

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 09:49 AM
Sam Jackson cooler than Bill Murray Fez says 'too goofy' and Dave says 'too many bad projects.'


These men have goldfish memories.

Jughead
02-23-2010, 09:50 AM
I'm only friendly when I'm winning

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 09:51 AM
i will feel bad when micheal j fox dies

Hottub
02-23-2010, 09:51 AM
Ge those lil hands out of my pants.

Damn. I can't see avi's.

Sucks for you.http://www.carforums.net/images/smilies/more/0beatoff.gif

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 09:52 AM
Sam Jackson cooler than Bill Murray Fez says 'too goofy' and Dave says 'too many bad projects.'


These men have goldfish memories.
Sam jackson sucks.
But not sure I think bill murray is cool.

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 09:52 AM
i will feel bad when micheal j fox dies

I'll be shook up too...

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 09:53 AM
Sucks for you.http://www.carforums.net/images/smilies/more/0beatoff.gif
Sure, that I can see. Might have to leave work early.

Hottub
02-23-2010, 09:54 AM
Elvis

realmenhatelife
02-23-2010, 09:55 AM
Sam jackson sucks.
But not sure I think bill murray is cool.

My point is that Bill Murray made a stretch of horrible movies, that were completely silly. Starring opposite elephants, cartoons and the like.

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 10:00 AM
My point is that Bill Murray made a stretch of horrible movies, that were completely silly. Starring opposite elephants, cartoons and the like.

True. But I would never watch a movie to see sam jackson. Bill murray almost always.

Souter Fell
02-23-2010, 10:00 AM
Dave ain't going nowhere for nobody. Michael Jackson dies and he just keeps on doing a pre recorded show.

Jughead
02-23-2010, 10:03 AM
O &A They sure would not die together

epo
02-23-2010, 10:05 AM
My point is that Bill Murray made a stretch of horrible movies, that were completely silly. Starring opposite elephants, cartoons and the like.

Both Murray & Jackson have done their share of "sell-out" Hollywood crap movies. The difference is that Murray has purposefully done a number of films that showcase him as an actor, not just a Hollywood paycheck.

Dell
02-23-2010, 10:06 AM
O &A They sure would not die together

I disagree...O&A died years ago...

Jughead
02-23-2010, 10:06 AM
I disagree...O&A died years ago...

I was just waiting..But strongly disagree:smile:

Serpico1103
02-23-2010, 10:07 AM
I disagree...O&A died years ago...
Hope they don't get election results in dj heaven.

Servo
02-23-2010, 10:14 AM
Love old school grafiddy artists.

Dell
02-23-2010, 10:16 AM
"faster than fuck"...always cracks me up...:laugh:

Dell
02-23-2010, 10:17 AM
CONUNDRUM

Furtherman
02-23-2010, 10:18 AM
Do NOT rat out the dealer.

Baby DEW Year
02-23-2010, 10:21 AM
Fezzie is rooting for Chelsea!

Dell
02-23-2010, 10:22 AM
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-02/52380348.jpg

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 10:23 AM
i may be an ice dancer cuz when i throw her in the air and then flip her over is what i call fore play

Dell
02-23-2010, 10:25 AM
i may be an ice dancer cuz when i throw her in the air and then flip her over is what i call fore play

we found a picture of that...

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/88-excellent-ice-skating-accident-pic.jpg

Jughead
02-23-2010, 10:26 AM
we found a picture of that...

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/88-excellent-ice-skating-accident-pic.jpg

:laugh:

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 10:28 AM
we found a picture of that...

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/88-excellent-ice-skating-accident-pic.jpg

yep thats my opening move and yes ladies,i'm single,can you believe it?

Dell
02-23-2010, 10:32 AM
the last Indiana Jones movie SUCKED...and I even liked the second one a little...