R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 2/26/10 - Work Horses

[Hottub]

Sore as hell right now.

http://www.steamershockey.com/steamers/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stacey_hockey.jpg



Vote for East Side Dave in the Shorty Awards. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86367)

Come to the February 27th Bar Crawl! THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2648355#post2648355)

Hear something you want to talk about on the show. Start a thread and let us all discuss it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

RonFez.net's Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)

Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ

Feel Better Stanley Mac.

I'm at work now, but not for much longer.

[EliSnow]

I will be at work all day today. We're not getting that much snow.

http://www.ronfez.net/randomizer/random.php?uid=14

[Hottub]

I'll probably catch the 'opener" in the car.

[Souter Fell]

god I hate XMRO. At least once a day I have to "trick" it into actually letting me listen. I'm so glad I have to pay for it now too. Let's see if I can get 202 before the show starts.

[Dell]

here it is 11:01 and I'm missing the opener...damn Sirius!!!

morning buddays...let's funk it up without them...

http://www.cvibes.com/images/BETTY-DAVIS-They-Say-I%27m-Di.jpg

[Pittsburgh]

Considering all we hear are horrible D-list adveritsers, I wonder how much more our subs would cost to go ad free.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,spynetwork open,wierd johnny cash opener

[Souter Fell]

woo-hoo. made in time to hear a great opening line.

[Willmore]

Fez - the anti-Earl.

[Dell]

MIB's birthday...sweet...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n3eH1jI8AZ8/SlwVN8hpmqI/AAAAAAAAQHE/HqTJP8B39Kg/s320/titus+welliver+man+in+black.jpg

[barjockey]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_oly_experts__10/ept_sports_oly_experts-306746341-1267164115.jpg?ymTfPvCD9QLs.nWe

[Souter Fell]

how is fez not excited that his favorite movie is coming to life?

[Dell]

http://z.about.com/w/experts/Andy-Griffith-1122/2009/08/Ernest-T-Bass.png

[epo]

I heard Andy Griffith was a homosexual.

[epo]

I'd love to hear the awkwardness of Fez calling North Carolina to post this reward.

[Souter Fell]

fez is gonna be Mt Airy Batman.

[Dell]

I heard Andy Griffith was a homosexual.

hehehe...likes dicks...hehehe

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/esd.jpg

[Willmore]

RFPLMAO, 200$ fine, 1000$ from Fez.

[epo]

That statue is the worst gift that anyone could've gotten from TVLand.

[disneyspy]

http://www.tvacre

s.com/images/statue_andy_raleigh2.jpg

http://www.tagsrwc.com/ebullet/archive/graphics/20041029/andy_darlings_statue.jpg

[JPMNICK]

no dave today i am assuming, NJ Transit buses are not running at all into NYC

[epo]

"Alright, Richie Rich"

[Jughead]

Morning Mayberry:happy:

[KingGeno]

Dave is great, but no Dave Days are really refreshing from time to time

[Dell]

can't have a city in NC without a mount to put it on...:laugh:

my dad is from Rocky Mount, NC...:ohmy:

[epo]

The Mount Airy Police Department is looking for the person who painted a statue of Andy Griffith.

The suspect painted Sheriff Andy Taylor’s hair green and part of his face and badge red.

The Asheville Citizen Times reports authorities believe the statue was vandalized Sunday night.

Anyone with information about this crime should all Mount Airy Crimestoppers at (336) 786-4000.

[zildjian361]

Mornin Buddays Snow Day :clap:

[disneyspy]

this guy sonds like a wash board salesman

[Baby DEW Year]

Someone in Mt. Airy is gonna assume Fezzie's identity if he sends a check.

[epo]

Its a shame the vandals weren't more creative with the paint.

[epo]

Nothing would be more embarrassing than to look like Ronald McDonald. Those ginger-heads are scary...

[A.J.]

The Mount Airy Police Department is looking for the person who painted a statue of Andy Griffith.

The suspect painted Sheriff Andy Taylor’s hair green and part of his face and badge red.

The Asheville Citizen Times reports authorities believe the statue was vandalized Sunday night.

Anyone with information about this crime should all Mount Airy Crimestoppers at (336) 786-4000.

I think it was those hippies he fucked with.

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[disneyspy]

i hope the deputy puts a bullet in his gun

http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/barney_fife.jpg

[Dell]

Nothing would be more embarrassing than to look like Ronald McDonald. Those ginger-heads are scary...

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l244/Andy1807/redheadcopy.jpg

[epo]

A graffiti artist did it!

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[Baby DEW Year]

Maybe the Mt Airy crimestoppers can use the $1000 to set up a nice picture book on Blurb!

[Mitch&Murray]

Mount Olive pickles are fucking delicious by the way

[Dell]

ron is cracking himself up with the little sound affect he's doing...makes me laugh hearing him laugh...

[epo]

Red hair?

Eww.

[epo]

Radio Shark!

[disneyspy]

mila,yum

http://www.zenithofhotness.com/images/milla-jovovich/dazed-and-confused.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

The red head is Giovani Ribisi's sister, she married Beck because they're all major scientologists.


On Dazed and Confused Milla Jovavich married the skinny kid whose keg party got wrecked when his parents came home, her parents made her get an annullment cus she was like 17 at the time.

[epo]

My theory on Lost: Its a stupid fucking show.

[disneyspy]

oh c'mon dave,quit reading our chat room and sayin you came up with this

[Dell]

the "good" ones were better off if Jacob wouldn't have manipulated them...

[disneyspy]

you know who's gay and tough?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2005/1114_large.jpg

[Mitch&Murray]

My theory on Lost: Its a stupid fucking show.

Epo is wise

[Hottub]

My theory on Lost: Its a stupid fucking show.

Finally we agree.

Boy Fez was sure fired up over ol' Andy.

[Hottub]

Oh yeah.

HOME!!!

[Dell]

http://wardchurchilltrial.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/johnny-cash-finger.jpg

[epo]

Lets face facts: Harrison Ford is a movie star, not a real actor.

DAMN YOU RONNIE B!

[disneyspy]

i have a new phone # (i have a red map now) post if you want me to call you right now and get my new #

[epo]

i have a new phone # (i have a red map now) post if you want me to call you right now and get my new #

Stop booty calling me!

[disneyspy]

Stop booty calling me!

its tough to do when all i get is your voicemail

[epo]

I just give celebrities the head nod. Its probably why they love me so.

[epo]

So can we all treat Fez with the rule of celebrity that he wants for others?

[Furtherman]

I've lost count of the celebrities I've seen in NYC, but they generally go unbothered, which is cool. Although I was with a girl once who almost tackled Ethan Hawke on the street. It was very embarrassing.

[Dell]

I just give celebrities the head nod. Its probably why they love me so.

celebrities in Brew City...right...

[A.J.]

It was "Lundergaard", not "Gunderson".

[disneyspy]

i would see celebrities on a daily basis at the world,the only ones i bothered were alan tramell and lou witaker,stopped the haunted mansion ride so i could get their autographs

[A.J.]

I loved Dave's Tim Robbins story.

[Baby DEW Year]

i would see celebrities on a daily basis at the world,the only ones i bothered were alan tramell and lou witaker,stopped the haunted mansion ride so i could get their autographs

...on ur balls

[Dell]

...on ur balls

and there is room for more...

[disneyspy]

...on ur balls

and there is room for more...

thats why i talk to epo,he's not obsessed with my balls

he just gives them a head nod

[Furtherman]

I loved Dave's Tim Robbins story.

Hahaha.

I think Tim Robbins is the guy I've seen the most at bars and concerts in New York.

[Dell]

thats why i talk to epo,he's not obsessed with my balls

he just gives them a head bob

fixed...

[A.J.]

Hahaha.

YOU know what I'm talking about!

[Pittsburgh]

Fez is offering the same amount for some squealer as Pennystockchaser did for a jingle. Who is overpaying?

[Warren Peace]

celebrities in Brew City...right...

well, there's the Big Ragoo....

[barjockey]

Wow

[epo]

I hope Tracy Morgan shows up to plug "Cop Out" after I leave.

[Mitch&Murray]

Swing and a miss by the weather man. Everyone of ESD characters is now shouting with sexual inuendo.

[disneyspy]

sounds like the commedians that just came through the comedy festival here,the guy from the sonic commericials was bad

[epo]

Wait....ESD's ex is dating David Burke?

[Dell]

someone with herpes should be more careful with that kind of behavior...

[barjockey]

Tango & Cash
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iAN9UFSvCxWr6M:http://www.flickscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tango-and-cash-454x300.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Tommy Boy sucked, Truth Bomb.

[Dell]

all of Dave's impressions sound like his Tarrantino impression...

[barjockey]

i thought that was esd's tarentino

[Dell]

Michael Vick and I went to the same high school...different years...waaaay different years...

[realmenhatelife]

I went to high school with Meridith Friel, who apparently shows her abs on Redeye or something really dignified like that.


Dave said Dell Computers was named after Dell Griffith, I dont think he was joking, but surprisingly enough he is completely wrong.

[Dell]

I went to high school with Meridith Friel, who apparently shows her abs on Redeye or something really dignified like that.


Dave said Dell Computers was named after Dell Griffith, I dont think he was joking, but surprisingly enough he is completely wrong.

missed that...but not surprised he said something like that...

MICHAEL DELL - Founder, Chairman and CEO of Dell Computers...

[realmenhatelife]

missed that...but not surprised he said something like that...

MICHAEL DELL - Founder, Chairman and CEO of Dell Computers...

That might be a coincidence.

[Dell]

Joker's first scene in Dark Knight...classic increasing share...

[disneyspy]

maybe he changed his name to micheal dell after seeing the movie

[Baby DEW Year]

Dave would make a drunken confession on Twideo

[disneyspy]

i'd hate to fight my balls out,maybe i'll drop my insurance

[Dell]

I get uncomfortable when dave fabricates stories...

[Baby DEW Year]

"I wanted to be a grown up....so I went to a hotel and jacked it 4 times" :surrender:

[Mitch&Murray]

Dave is such a pathetic loser.

[Dell]

"I wanted to be a grown up....so I went to a hotel and jacked it 4 times" :surrender:

I've pointed it out before...but Dave should end all of his stories with "yeah, that's the ticket"

[Dell]

my grandfather did the "paint the ceiling" thing...extremely uncool...meanest thing that mean sob ever did (and that's saying something)...

[disneyspy]

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[Dell]

my xmro shit the bed...you up and running ds?

[disneyspy]

my xmro shit the bed...you up and running ds?

yes

check your PMs

[AssHat]

Anybody else catch Fezzy's line?

From 8 steps to 12 steps: The Dave McDonald Story

[Dell]

what happened with the Tracey Morgan segment?

[Dell]

miss Ricky24...damn funny guy...

[aceofspades7]

totally agree - i've seen some awful Carlin standups from the 80s...

[Recyclerz]

Tommy is unmasking himself

[Dell]

alright...someone explain this "Tracy Morgan is next" bit to this slow southern boy...I missed it...

[disneyspy]

wow this show went by quick,have a good weekend buddays

C'YA!!

[Furtherman]

alright...someone explain this "Tracy Morgan is next" bit to this slow southern boy...I missed it...

You had to have listened to O&A.

[Dell]

You had to have listened to O&A.

ohhhh...thanks...

later buddays...:bye:

[mikeyboy]

alright...someone explain this "Tracy Morgan is next" bit to this slow southern boy...I missed it...

He blew O&A off and said he wouldn't come on their show, even in teh future. It was all just a reference to that, I believe.

[lleeder]

He blew O&A off and said he wouldn't come on their show, even in teh future. It was all just a reference to that, I believe.

Did he really say he'd never come back? I missed that.

[disneyspy]

he could at least do a jay mohr impression to get back at his nemisis

[Serpico1103]

So can we all treat Fez with the rule of celebrity that he wants for others?
Harrison Ford wants to be able to spend private moments with his kids.
Fez wants to be able to spend private moments when at a Ron & Fez events.

Would Todd like the paparazzi following him to piano bars?

Wait....ESD's ex is dating David Burke?

I do not believe that for a second. If it is true, it shatters everything I thought about the rock star lifestyle of celebrity chefs.

[KnoxHarrington]

He blew O&A off and said he wouldn't come on their show, even in teh future. It was all just a reference to that, I believe.

Why? Because they called the piece of shit he's in now a piece of shit?

[KnoxHarrington]

wrong fucking thread

[disneyspy]

wrong fucking thread

its ok,a hottub listening thread needs all the help it can get

[midwestjeff]

I

[disneyspy]

may