why am i not drunk?

[keithy_19]

I've been doing shots of bacardi limon (all i have) for the past 45 minutes.

I've done 12 shots. Why am I not drunk?

[StanUpshaw]

Do some jumping jacks.

[Kevin]

I've been doing shots of bacardi limon (all i have) for the past 45 minutes.

I've done 12 shots. Why am I not drunk?

How about drinking something that wasn't made for a woman?

[torker]

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[keithy_19]

How about drinking something that wasn't made for a woman?

It's all I have at the moment. I'm a whiskey guy myself. But my Jameson and Red Breast is all gone.

[Serpico1103]

I've been doing shots of bacardi limon (all i have) for the past 45 minutes.

I've done 12 shots. Why am I not drunk?

If you have done 12 shots in 45 minutes, you are drunk. How do I look?

[Sue_Bender]

I've been doing shots of bacardi limon (all i have) for the past 45 minutes.

I've done 12 shots. Why am I not drunk?

Oddly, I've spent the last two hours doing innumerable shots of Smirnoff.


Why am I not happy?

[brettmojo]

I've been doing shots of bacardi limon (all i have) for the past 45 minutes.

I've done 12 shots. Why am I not drunk?
Do you have kids? Chances are that Bacardi was half water.

[Sue_Bender]

Do you have kids? Chances are that Bacardi was half water.

:lol:

[Serpico1103]

I've been doing shots of bacardi limon (all i have) for the past 45 minutes.

I've done 12 shots. Why am I not drunk?

Oddly, I've spent the last two hours doing innumerable shots of Smirnoff.


Why am I not happy?

Road trip?

[keithy_19]

If you have done 12 shots in 45 minutes, you are drunk. How do I look?

Serpico, you always look sexy. One of the reasons I hate disagreeing with you so much.

I don't feel drunk. I had a slight buzzed feeling, but now it's faded.

I'm going to go back to drinking some more and then I'm sure it will hit me.

[keithy_19]

Oddly, I've spent the last two hours doing innumerable shots of Smirnoff.


Why am I not happy?

Cause life is kind of like a dirty whore. When you need her, she's no where to be found. But you get the herpes at the worst possible time.

[SatCam]

wanna hook up?

[torker]

wanna hook up?

hot

[keithy_19]

wanna hook up?

Let me drink some more before this gay experience, and then maybe.

[torker]

Let me drink some more before this gay experience, and then maybe.

he didn't say 'first'

my cock thickens

[Furtherman]

You'll be drunk now, Hemmingway. Now go to bed.

[keithy_19]

You'll be drunk now, Hemmingway. Now go to bed.

If I had absinthe I'd be set.

More of a Poe fan, myself, but I'll settle for any alcoholic writer minus Capote.

[Death Metal Moe]

Isn't one of the signs of alcoholism the fact that the same amount of alcohol has different effects on you on different occasions?

[Chigworthy]

Do you have kids? Chances are that Bacardi was half water.

Has nothing to do with kids. You must have missed where he said Bacardi Limon.

[keithy_19]

I'm drunk now. Apparently Jack Daniels is the way to go. I already knew this. But now I know it even more. I need more Red Breast in my house. To the liquor store tomorrow.

[torker]

how ya feeling?

[torker]

how ya feeling?

:glurps:

I'd probably drink and jerk off unsucessfully.

Basically nothing would change.

But I do like the show a lot. So I would do those things with a sad(er?) feeling in my heart.

[keithy_19]

:glurps:

I loffed and loffed.

Life is alright at the moment.

For the record, I'd be sucessfull if I cared.

And torker for mod. Has yet to let me down when looking for a laugh.

[torker]

I loffed and loffed.

Life is alright at the moment.

For the record, I'd be sucessfull if I cared.

And torker for mod. Has yet to let me down when looking for a laugh.
the loffs stop here
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[keithy_19]

My brother plays better bass. Along the lines of Matt Freeman, or even better. But still...

Torker for mod. Extra responsibilities the hierarchy of ronfez.net don't want to give to me.