The Last Law You Broke: The Thread

[LordJezo]

Coming home from work today I did not come a complete stop at a stop sign. I also changed lanes on the highway with out signalling. Forget which happened last, so the last law I broke would have been for a moving violation.

[Penelope]

I don't trust this. You a cop or something?

[booster11373]

He is a undercover gym inspector

[Furtherman]

The fashion police busted me.

[underdog]

Being in America.

Also, DUI.

[torker]

Shitting where I eat.

[MagillaGorillaz]

You know those tags on the mattresses that say do not remove. I once ripped one off a mattress.

[KnoxHarrington]

I won't tell, but the woman in my basement would.

Not that she's ever going to get the chance.

[StanUpshaw]

I stole some checks from this fruit named Todd.

[STC-Dub]

None of your business.

[Fallon]

I jaywalked a couple hours ago.

[PapaBear]

I rolled through a meaningless stop sign, because I could tell that the cop, who usually hides behind the brush down the road, wasn't there.

[A.J.]

I coveted my neighbor's wife.

[torker]

5.....4....3...2..1
http://imnotbarack.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/phelps-bong.jpg
Law broken.

[keithy_19]

I sped slightly for about 30 seconds.

[ZigZagBigBag]

I drove with my license suspended. what a rush.

[zildjian361]

I drove with my license suspended. what a rush.

pussy:smoke::drunk:

[PapaBear]

I drove with my license suspended. what a rush.
I drove for 4 years without a license. That's how I went from being a speed demon to driving like an old man. Especially since I almost always had drugs in the car.

[DOHO@HOME]

I drove in a state the requires seatbelts and didn't have mine on while speeding and changing lanes without signaling.:devil2:

[Penelope]

I have a confession. I pushed a woman who got up in my face in a store, a few weeks ago. I shoved her hard and then got in my car and drove away before any authorities were called. She was in front of me in line and there was a line stretching out the door, and a lot of angry people. She was being an inconsiderate bitch, just taking her time. When I pointed out the line stretching out the door, she got up in my face and told me in broken English that "it too fucking bad, and you all can just wait". I did the only thing I could think of . . . I shoved her into the counter, got out of there, and never returned to that store again. My friends have pointed out this was "crazy". I like to think of myself as a hero in this situation though.

[A.J.]

I have a confession. I pushed a woman who got up in my face in a store, a few weeks ago. I shoved her hard and then got in my car and drove away before any authorities were called. She was in front of me in line and there was a line stretching out the door, and a lot of angry people. She was being an inconsiderate bitch, just taking her time. When I pointed out the line stretching out the door, she got up in my face and told me in broken English that "it too fucking bad, and you all can just wait". I did the only thing I could think of . . . I shoved her into the counter, got out of there, and never returned to that store again. My friends have pointed out this was "crazy". I like to think of myself as a hero in this situation though.

You did what I have only dreamed of doing. Kudos to you!

[tanless1]

I have a confession. I pushed a woman who got up in my face in a store, a few weeks ago. I shoved her hard and then got in my car and drove away before any authorities were called. She was in front of me in line and there was a line stretching out the door, and a lot of angry people. She was being an inconsiderate bitch, just taking her time. When I pointed out the line stretching out the door, she got up in my face and told me in broken English that "it too fucking bad, and you all can just wait". I did the only thing I could think of . . . I shoved her into the counter, got out of there, and never returned to that store again. My friends have pointed out this was "crazy". I like to think of myself as a hero in this situation though.

Why didn't you just assult her w/ your shopping cart and apologize for miss judging the space.

....I find it unsettles people when you exercise a civil tounge while being a dick.

[tanless1]

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[Snoogans]

i broke some weed laws......wait, i just broke another one......and another one

[jennysmurf]

You're not supposed to take food or drinks onto the BART (commuter train here in SF), and I totally took my coffee on there. On purpose! Oh yeah, I felt the rush.

[CaptainBlowhole]

For 20 years I have carried a knife whose blade is of an illegal length and its never once caused me an issue. But I do not just whip it out within sight of people, so no one really knows.

[Snoogans]

marijuana laws. hold on........i just broke another one

[sailor]

For about 15 months I drove with some combination of uninspected car/expired license/suspended license. Finally got it all cleared up.

[Tommy Marbles]

driving drunk as william holden ugh not proud of the past

[underdog]

i broke some weed laws......wait, i just broke another one......and another one

marijuana laws. hold on........i just broke another one

Apparently, you have no short term memory.

[Penelope]

Apparently, you have no short term memory.

:laugh: Same things happens to me. Ooops, just accidentally broke another marijuana law.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

probably something traffic related, most likely recently.

[Recyclerz]

The first and second laws of thermodynamics.


That's right - I'm a badass. :devil2: