I have no ass

[CaptainBlowhole]

Its true. I have a flat ass, and basically there is a straight line from my shoulder blades to my heels. All my pants look like I took a dump in them.
How come some people are blessed with a protruding ass while others like me need to not sit down too much if we wear nice clothes and don't want to keep hiking up our pants to take away the looseness of our butt?

[hanso]

Won't some activities like surfing give folks an nice boota? Of couse it helps if these were done while younger.

[FUNKMAN]

ewww, my condolences!

i have a firm, round ass, with just a little hair in the crack. one of my previous girlfriends liked to spread baby oil over it and then grind on it and get herself off...

[Chigworthy]

just a little hair in the crack. one of my previous girlfriends liked to spread baby oil over it and then grind on it and get herself off...

ewww my condolences.

[torker]

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/antimonkey.jpg

[CaptainBlowhole]

I use that powder! Works great! They have it in Walmart now

[instrument]

i was told by a big bootieriotgirl that the key to butt growth was to feed it peanut butter

[Reephdweller]

You need to do some of these...

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[FUNKMAN]

my first girlfriend, after I got divorced divorced, liked to take pictures of my ass and show her friends in work... she eventually was asked to leave... one time she was down there and I mistakingly farted, not a bad one though. she did the same thing to me a month earlier, by accident too! talk about getting to know someone

[Tommy Marbles]

My asshole is practically made of hair. It's like taking a dump through a tuna net. Every once in a while I'm left with something resembling a dolphin dangling like the silly boy I am.