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Hottub
05-11-2010, 05:27 AM
Good Morning.:bye:

http://www.artisfoto.net/albums/userpics/10001/Gemma_Atkinson_Lingeri-5.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Battle of the Bands. Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Wanna play some softball this summer? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Call 866 RON 0 FEZ


That's more like it!!:thumbup:

biggestmexi
05-11-2010, 05:29 AM
why so early?

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 05:31 AM
why so early?

Why so gay?

Warren Peace
05-11-2010, 05:57 AM
Why so gay?

Will Jay Jay be on R&F today?

Hottub
05-11-2010, 05:59 AM
Ichiban.
Playboy to bring jacking to a whole new level.

3D Centerfold. (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PLAYBOY_3_D?SITE=NCBER&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

Hottub
05-11-2010, 05:59 AM
Will Jay Jay be on R&F today?

We can only hope.

biggestmexi
05-11-2010, 06:06 AM
Why so gay?

Why so cheap?

biggestmexi
05-11-2010, 06:09 AM
Ichiban.
Playboy to bring jacking to a whole new level.

3D Centerfold. (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PLAYBOY_3_D?SITE=NCBER&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

Why the fuck would i want to READ about it.

Hottub
05-11-2010, 06:15 AM
Why the fuck would i want to READ about it.

Here.
http://hosted.ap.org/photos/8/8f556a4d-1e2a-4586-a178-765018556ea5-big.jpg

Dell
05-11-2010, 06:44 AM
I only get it for the articles...

Serpico1103
05-11-2010, 06:54 AM
I only get it for the articles...
The pictures were always so tame, that I did read it for articles. Before maxim and those magazines, playboy was a place to find interesting material.
Girls were usually not exotic, and went through a period of flat ass and fake tits. Hustler and penthouse had the better girls.

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 06:55 AM
XM Online is down!

I'm sending out the SPYSIGNAL!!


Edit: never mind.... it's back up.

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:02 AM
mornin buddays..............hope jay hangs w/ ron and fez today too.

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 07:05 AM
XM Online is down!

I'm sending out the SPYSIGNAL!!


Edit: never mind.... it's back up.

What is a spysignal?

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:05 AM
The seats are bad enough. If I couldn't recline I'd go nuts.

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 07:07 AM
1970s porn actors to swim in Gulf and soak up oil - WTF?!

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:07 AM
What is a spysignal?

http://www.ourgeeklife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/huh.gif

SinA
05-11-2010, 07:07 AM
Weird News!!

realmenhatelife
05-11-2010, 07:07 AM
XMRO still down for me

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 07:08 AM
Going up to the sprint in the sky . . . .

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:08 AM
What is a spysignal?

its like the bat signal.....only instead of getting batman who's ready to kick ass when you flip the switch, you get disneyspy who's ready to whine about some such mess.

Willmore
05-11-2010, 07:08 AM
Dave is teeing off on Fez today, I'm feeling a fight coming on.

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 07:08 AM
What is a spysignal?

Looking for a little help from disneyspy.

Dell
05-11-2010, 07:09 AM
Pube joke?..

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 07:09 AM
Tears after 7 minutes. New record?

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:09 AM
ladies and gents i believe we've got a record.....was that 7 min. as the official time for tears?

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 07:09 AM
World Record!! Fez spirits right out of the gate into crying mode. Boy, it's going to be a long one today.

kdubya
05-11-2010, 07:09 AM
I give Fez 6 months, tops

Baby DEW Year
05-11-2010, 07:10 AM
Looking for a little help from disneyspy.

What you seek is closer that you think!:wink:

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 07:10 AM
Oh c'mon Fez. If you could just keep your sprints up, you'll be able to get through this day.

kdubya
05-11-2010, 07:10 AM
I love tough love Dave

n0thng2bdone
05-11-2010, 07:10 AM
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/d9e/ac6/d9eac60a-fc52-433e-8088-5f64847a3b79

Spartan Sprint

Chob
05-11-2010, 07:10 AM
Oh wow. Every time I tune in lately there seems to be a break down. :huh:

SinA
05-11-2010, 07:11 AM
Tears after 7 minutes. New record?

Would have been a year ago. Now it's average.

Misteriosa
05-11-2010, 07:11 AM
hey buddays :bye:

fezzie needs to stop beating himself up over stupid shit >.<

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 07:12 AM
mornin buddays,fez is just tryin to get the listening thread going by lettin loose some water

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:12 AM
oly shit!
I take a call and he started already?

Dell
05-11-2010, 07:13 AM
What a day to miss first part of show...damn doctors cause me to miss a record...

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 07:13 AM
What is a spysignal?

is secret cuz i'm a spy

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:15 AM
Hi ho.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 07:17 AM
Looking for a little help from disneyspy.

its up

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 07:18 AM
the brilliant thing is that this whole mocking of fez's mistake is 100 times better than whatever "discussion" fez had envisioned about reclining airline seats zzzzzzzzzz... could it possibly be a work? no.

SinA
05-11-2010, 07:18 AM
Time until Fez's breakdown: 8mins
Time discussing Fez's breakdown: 9mins

Breaking down is officially the majority of the show.

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:18 AM
dave should start sobbing over how horrible that last joke was.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 07:20 AM
do any of these callers realize how stupid these "jokes" are?

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 07:22 AM
Yea, construction workers hate getting stared at... it's a wonder we have any buildings over 2 stories high.

Dell
05-11-2010, 07:23 AM
Callers that think they are the entertainment stink...

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 07:24 AM
The wind sprints line was actually good.

See, cause it works 2 ways.

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:26 AM
oh jeezus he's really blubbering.

christ i wanna just hug him.

Baby DEW Year
05-11-2010, 07:26 AM
Ha! Baptize your kids Dave...you cocksucker!

Willmore
05-11-2010, 07:26 AM
Oh wow, this is a bad one.

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 07:27 AM
He's gonna pop.

Misteriosa
05-11-2010, 07:27 AM
get this man a paperbag to breath in, quick

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 07:27 AM
holy shit this is a bad one

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 07:27 AM
WOOOW

Full-on sobbing at the 30-minute mark. Brutal.

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 07:27 AM
Oh my god this is so sad

Someone needs to walk him home or something. This is painful

CountryBob
05-11-2010, 07:27 AM
I have just realized that this has always been a bit

n0thng2bdone
05-11-2010, 07:28 AM
the fake heavy breathing gimmick is what ron used when his father would hit him. act like he's all blown up to end the beating

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 07:28 AM
it may be a bit for ron and dave, but for fez? nobody is that good.

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:28 AM
I have just realized that this has always been a bit

really? just now?

Space Edge
05-11-2010, 07:29 AM
This is sad, what happened to this show?

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:29 AM
Another record?

25 minutes and a break.

kdubya
05-11-2010, 07:30 AM
that was abrupt. I say they come back to Ron explaining that he couldn't take it anymore as the cops take him into custody.

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 07:31 AM
http://www.vikingmagic.com/ama/med/straitjacket_new1.jpg

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 07:31 AM
by the way, does anyone else despise these fucking Chris Moyles radio adverts? "they can't spell neighbor or neighborhood". what a fucking idiot! it's called british english vs US english. he sounds as ignorant as most americans do when they make fun of brits for their accents or whatever. its just DIFFERENT, not WRONG.

Recyclerz
05-11-2010, 07:31 AM
I think Ron comes back from the break with the announcement that Fez Whatley's plane crashed into the Sea of Japan and there were no survivors. :(

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:34 AM
My God. Rooney is a dottering old fool.

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 07:34 AM
by the way, does anyone else despise these fucking Chris Moyles radio adverts? "they can't spell neighbor or neighborhood". what a fucking idiot! it's called british english vs US english. he sounds as ignorant as most americans do when they make fun of brits for their accents or whatever. its just DIFFERENT, not WRONG.

Are you mad enough to listen to him? 'Cause that's what he's doing.

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 07:34 AM
it may be a bit for ron and dave, but for fez? nobody is that good.

or bad.

He was hyperventilating then quickly pulls out and talks about strawberry syrup.

The last time I was that tore up was when my Grandpa died. I wasn't able to speak without a quiver for a few hours.

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:34 AM
by the way, does anyone else despise these fucking Chris Moyles radio adverts? "they can't spell neighbor or neighborhood". what a fucking idiot! it's called british english vs US english. he sounds as ignorant as most americans do when they make fun of brits for their accents or whatever. its just DIFFERENT, not WRONG.

he sounds like a fucking hack. a brit making fun of an american cause we spell neighbor differently? thats edgy. you hear the production on that promo? what shite. i'd like to kick this guy right in his asshole so he shits his knickers.

realmenhatelife
05-11-2010, 07:36 AM
Can I get the sneaky link, XMRO isn't coming back anytime soon.

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 07:37 AM
or bad.

He was hyperventilating then quickly pulls out and talks about strawberry syrup.

The last time I was that tore up was when my Grandpa died. I wasn't able to speak without a quiver for a few hours.

If it was a bit... wouldn't there be a pay-off? Or some comedy?

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 07:38 AM
Ahh...now the show can start.

Seriously, I wonder what Fez is doing now? He laying down on a couch somewhere in the office? A radio host who cant be on the radio. Amazing.

I hope he takes some time off and gets better away from the show and nyc

Recyclerz
05-11-2010, 07:38 AM
he sounds like a fucking hack. a brit making fun of an american cause we spell neighbor differently? thats edgy. you hear the production on that promo? what shite. i'd like to kick this guy right in his asshole so he shits his knickers.
That would be his arsehole. ;)

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 07:38 AM
If it was a bit... wouldn't there be a pay-off? Or some comedy?

I know. I have pondered that for quite sometime now. It is the last piece to the puzzle :tongue:

Willmore
05-11-2010, 07:38 AM
Did Fez leave the room?

CountryBob
05-11-2010, 07:40 AM
really? just now?

Yeah - I am a little slow

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 07:41 AM
Yeah - I am a little slow

No, you were right before. It's not a bit.

biggestmexi
05-11-2010, 07:43 AM
I have been listening to jazz and classical for years now.

Fuck yall

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:44 AM
That would be his arsehole. ;)

shit i thought i converted all the language correctly.

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 07:44 AM
miss xanax Fez

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:45 AM
Not enough people appreciate The Raising of the Fist!

Misteriosa
05-11-2010, 07:46 AM
Not enough people appreciate The Raising of the Fist!

its a shame, really :down:

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 07:47 AM
Not enough people appreciate The Raising of the Fist!

You would, ya squatter.

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 07:47 AM
People thought Fez being a 60-year-old virgin hermit was a bit too.

Still waiting for the payoff on that one.

Hottub
05-11-2010, 07:48 AM
When is this goddam thing gonna end?:wallbash:

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 07:49 AM
i got the email for this concert

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 07:50 AM
i got the email for this concert

Did you get the email for the new aftershow location?

Gutter
05-11-2010, 07:51 AM
No, you were right before. It's not a bit.

i thought most of it was a bit, but the poster that wrote the bit about the bit not having a payoff sounded a bit interesting...i still think its gotta be a little bit of a bit, but the bit where fez disappears for a bit makes me think this bit is a little bit less of a bit than i thought. but just a little bit.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 07:51 AM
Did you get the email for the new aftershow location?

didnt know about the aftershow,been working,go to the pepper cam chat there and tell me

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 07:57 AM
i thought most of it was a bit, but the poster that wrote the bit about the bit not having a payoff sounded a bit interesting...i still think its gotta be a little bit of a bit, but the bit where fez disappears for a bit makes me think this bit is a little bit less of a bit than i thought. but just a little bit.

WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO SAY?! IT'S NOT A FUCKING BIT!! :furious:

SinA
05-11-2010, 07:59 AM
Did Fez leave the room?

this is tough to listen to as a long-time fan.
I love fezzie, but at this point i can't ignore that dave brings a whole lot more to the show. i'd love for dave to be the producer/third-mic guy, but fez can't mentally and physically be there as co-host anymore.

Zorro
05-11-2010, 08:00 AM
this is tough to listen to as a long-time fan.
I love fezzie, but at this point i can't ignore that dave brings a whole lot more to the show. i'd love for dave to be the producer/third-mic guy, but fez can't mentally and physically be there as co-host anymore.

While I think Dave is a really nice guy he's no Fez.

Gutter
05-11-2010, 08:01 AM
WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO SAY?! IT'S NOT A FUCKING BIT!! :furious:

sure it is....don't be silly.

SinA
05-11-2010, 08:02 AM
While I think Dave is a really nice guy he's no Fez.

Fez is no Fez.

Mitch&Murray
05-11-2010, 08:02 AM
I turned the show on 25 minutes ago and haven't heard Fez yet! WTF

Gutter
05-11-2010, 08:03 AM
I turned the show on 25 minutes ago and haven't heard Fez yet! WTF

fez only lasted about 23 min. today before a meltdown. we think he left the studio during the last break.

aceofspades7
05-11-2010, 08:03 AM
stephen bishop is the guy in animal house who gets the guitar smashed...

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 08:06 AM
Give the panic a shape, size, and color?

Therapy is such nonsense.

TheCableNazi
05-11-2010, 08:07 AM
stephen bishop is the guy in animal house who gets the guitar smashed...

oh yeah?

red_red_red
05-11-2010, 08:07 AM
When is this goddam thing gonna end?:wallbash:
when you end it all

:bye:

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:09 AM
when you end it all

:bye:


Bite me.

:drunk:

Warren Peace
05-11-2010, 08:10 AM
If a gay radio host pretends he's straight.....

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:11 AM
Hey Red?
How aboot a quick search while you are here?:tongue:

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 08:12 AM
Hmm.. Fez came back strong for a gay topic.

red_red_red
05-11-2010, 08:13 AM
Hey Red?
How aboot a quick search while you are here?:tongue:
don't tempt me, this mornings porn search was rather bland

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:14 AM
its ok for gays to talk gay stuff,i mean hottub talks perv stuff...

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:14 AM
don't tempt me, this mornings porn search was rather bland

You call that bland?

Beerman must be a stallion.

Serpico1103
05-11-2010, 08:15 AM
A guy who appears gay can't play straight parts? Tell Cruise, Spacey, keanu reeves, travolta, etc.
Blame the bad acting, not sexuality.

red_red_red
05-11-2010, 08:15 AM
You call that bland?

Beerman must be a stallion.
quit hitting on him, he's taken
:nono:

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:17 AM
Once I get down there, he'll drop you like a bad habit.:smoke:

red_red_red
05-11-2010, 08:19 AM
:laugh:

oddly hot

gotta run...hope the show stays out of the drama gutter

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:23 AM
another actor I haven't seen in a movie since coming out...

http://www.starbase21ok.com/GEORGE17.jpg

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:24 AM
another actor I haven't seen in a movie since coming out...

http://www.starbase21ok.com/GEORGE17.jpg

what year did you come out?

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:25 AM
what year did you come out?

Oct 27, 2005 ... The actor best known as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek has publicly come out in a new interview, joining a short list of openly gay Asian American...

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 08:26 AM
big black cock

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:28 AM
Oct 27, 2005 ... The actor best known as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek has publicly come out in a new interview, joining a short list of openly gay Asian American...

isn't he the guy that said hes fucked more chicks than all y'all have kissed?

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:29 AM
Oh my!!

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:29 AM
HEY...where did that damn tag come from...

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:30 AM
isn't he the guy that said hes fucked more chicks than all y'all have kissed?

HAHAHA...maybe the similarities don't end at voice and inflection...

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:30 AM
HEY...where did that damn tag come from...

i bet rhino or epo or one of those midwesteners did it

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:30 AM
http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/billybatts.jpg

Gutter
05-11-2010, 08:30 AM
:laugh:

oddly hot

gotta run...hope the show stays out of the drama gutter


you talking to me? you talking to ME?

aceofspades7
05-11-2010, 08:31 AM
FEZ IS BACK!:thumbup:

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:32 AM
oops...

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:33 AM
FEZ IS BACK!:thumbup:

well that will sure slow down the listening thread,some people here only post when he loses it

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:34 AM
i bet rhino or epo or one of those midwesteners did it

dem sonsabiches...:furious:

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:39 AM
absolutely love the show...search-search is probably my least favorite segment (raise the fist is a close second)...

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:40 AM
absolutely love the show...search-search is probably my least favorite segment (raise the fist is a close second)...

wow,i absolutely agree with both of these

Warren Peace
05-11-2010, 08:40 AM
FEZ IS BACK!:thumbup:

You sure about that?

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:42 AM
absolutely love the show...search-search is probably my least favorite segment (raise the fist is a close second)...

:furious:

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:43 AM
all those gingas look the same anyway

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:43 AM
You sure about that?

you cannot look at this recent pic and question such things...

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/202friends/UE5FfMJhC2dlt4PAmeglKZpIFsX7EvbbSiDdSRPgk26qk4Y3Lo et9rQXnYeB/Fezs_Wig_Update.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg

HE'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BABY...

Pittsburgh
05-11-2010, 08:44 AM
I wonder if Fez is so sexually confused that he mixes up memories of Mother/Father and Grandmother/Grandfather.

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 08:45 AM
all those gingas look the same anyway

:furious:

Gutter
05-11-2010, 08:45 AM
haha oh god this K-strauss thing is so uncomfortable hahaha.....ron is dead on, this is very Chris Guest.

aceofspades7
05-11-2010, 08:47 AM
i need a link to this!

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 08:47 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DBzWHudBoiA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DBzWHudBoiA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 08:48 AM
This is hysterical im dying

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:49 AM
Somehow I don't find yo yo guy as funny as everyone else
Oh well.

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:49 AM
I haven't seen any video, but I love this guy...almost has a Mr. Rogers delivery...

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 08:50 AM
Somehow I don't find yo yo guy as funny as everyone else
Oh well.

Yeah I don't really love the yo-yo guy. The videos are a bit.... long.

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 08:52 AM
In the thread about it click the deadspin link and watch the second vid down the page. Those idiots actually went to break cuz he answered a cell phone and let him continue after the break.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:53 AM
this is what i imagine MARTHA RADIO to sound like

Dell
05-11-2010, 08:54 AM
In the thread about it click the deadspin link and watch the second vid down the page. Those idiots actually went to break cuz he answered a cell phone and let him continue after the break.

almost made me piss my pants...

maybe this is why I find Dave so funny...

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 08:55 AM
ooff...everything was fun until now.

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 08:55 AM
Come on Ron, the show was going so well before you brought Fez back in.

Just ignore him like the rest of us do.

Hottub
05-11-2010, 08:56 AM
Come on Ron, the show was going so well before you brought Fez back in.

Just ignore him like the rest of us do.

Rude and rude.

Warren Peace
05-11-2010, 08:56 AM
Popsicles?

Baby DEW Year
05-11-2010, 08:56 AM
It sounds like Fezzie is suffering from elephantitis of the panic ball!

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:56 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHA "cuz i sound like andy rooney..."

Willmore
05-11-2010, 08:57 AM
When this happens 20 minutes from the end of the show, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. We have 2 hours left. I don't know if Fez can make it.

A.J.
05-11-2010, 08:58 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHA "cuz i sound like andy rooney..."

That was fucking hysterical.

Sloppy2nds
05-11-2010, 08:58 AM
Maybe Fez is bipolar.

Warren Peace
05-11-2010, 08:59 AM
This has to be a work.....I keep waiting for Michael Hayes to slam the cage door on Kerry's Von Erich's head.

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 08:59 AM
This is too funny

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 08:59 AM
That was fucking hysterical.

it seriously was the only thing i laughed at today

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 09:00 AM
Roobahwb?

rooter
05-11-2010, 09:00 AM
I've loved the buddies for years now and I don't know if this is a bit or what, but I just wish Fez would shut the fuck up and stop whining. I can't even listen to it anymore.

Lemieux66
05-11-2010, 09:01 AM
Come on Ron, the show was going so well before you brought Fez back in.

Now we're listening to popsicle talk.

deliciousV
05-11-2010, 09:01 AM
Two things need to happen, short term fix, somebody remind Fez he has Xanax in his pocket. Long term, his Dr. puts him back on some real meds, he doesn't like how they make him feel? Too fucking bad! He's going over the edge, it's time to pick a lesser evil, he can't like how this feels, poor crazy fuck.

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 09:02 AM
This has to be a work...theres no way this is serious

Godzoox
05-11-2010, 09:02 AM
Fez shattering gay crybaby stereotypes everyday...:lol:

Enabler
05-11-2010, 09:03 AM
Ron: "How many fingers you wish ya had?"
Fez: "I like the 10"

Thats what its come to.

Dell
05-11-2010, 09:03 AM
It sounds like Fezzie is suffering from elephantitis of the panic ball!

we need a BDY post of the day thread...:laugh:

realmenhatelife
05-11-2010, 09:04 AM
I just got to hear my first bit of the show in my car, sadly the only thing my computer will stream is XMRO.


Fez needs to go check in somewhere, I could never walk around like this.

Terragen
05-11-2010, 09:05 AM
Every day I pray fez will walk out of the show and never come back.

Sorry Fez. I feel for you but, you're a bloody drag on the show. You can't even take jokes. You lost your sense of humor. I yell at my radio every time you try and make a point because you're completely irrational, then you cry over nothing instead of making a joke of it.

Can't take it...
But I listen every damn day waiting for you to quit for good.
You obviously cannot handle the pressure of being on air. Just give it up PLEASE for all our sakes and especially yours.

And get that cat into a good home, I can't stand thinking of a poor animal living with you in complete abject misery. If I was that cat I woulda clawed yer face off by now.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 09:07 AM
i'm glad ron decided all the calls on the phone board were hack

now if we could get a mod here to do the same...

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 09:07 AM
Why do they call 'em popsicles, anyway? Last time I checked, you could only ride bicycles or tricycles . . . but a Popsicle?! The only time I ever rode on Pop was when I got tired at the zoo. I think they should call them shirt-stainers. I mean, did you ever eat one so fast that it didn't drip on your Dickies? And, why call 'em Dickies, anyway. Don't we already have dickies? Well, at least 49% of adult Americans do.

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 09:07 AM
Yeah this is painfully funny. Im laughing but in a bad way.

Hicks was hysterical just now but Fez really needs some time off away from the show. Not a week in tampa but a long trip somewhere far away.

Willmore
05-11-2010, 09:08 AM
6 flavors is all I fucking need, I'm strong, confident Fez Whatley.

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 09:08 AM
a nice, warm, homoqueercicle is nice this time of year

n0thng2bdone
05-11-2010, 09:08 AM
having a mid-life crisis documented on-air has got to be one of the most traumatic things that can befall someone. at times like this it's not unlike the reporters who rushed to Haiti searching for carnage in order to profit from the most base voyeurism that has almost entirely replaced culture. this is real and it's not something one can recover from. then i lold

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 09:11 AM
I went and got lunch. What was the breakdown over this time?

Booze train to miami
05-11-2010, 09:12 AM
If dave would leave him alone for a minute it would have passed.

This is the worst I remember Fez being. Was he like this pre dave?

Zorro
05-11-2010, 09:15 AM
I went and got lunch. What was the breakdown over this time?

Does it matter?

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 09:15 AM
If dave would leave him alone for a minute it would have passed.

This is the worst I remember Fez being. Was he like this pre dave?

There is pre-heart attack Fez, and post-heart attack Fez.

deliciousV
05-11-2010, 09:16 AM
This has to be a work...theres no way this is serious

If Fez is this good an actor, why can't he act normal? Just once. Nope, no work, Granny is cracking at the seams and somebody needs to overrule her fear of the meds that might actually help, Fez is in no condition to be making important decisions.

Dell
05-11-2010, 09:17 AM
There is pre-heart attack Fez, and post-heart attack Fez.

your avi causes seizures...

Willmore
05-11-2010, 09:18 AM
Looks like Fez is AWOL again.

He should just take the rest of the afternoon, because if he stays Dave is going to push his buttons and this ends in a fatality.

A.J.
05-11-2010, 09:19 AM
Oh Dave...Al Capone was NOT in "Escape from Alcatraz". An older inmate said that he was Capone to a new inmate to bust his balls.

realmenhatelife
05-11-2010, 09:19 AM
Today I read an article about Psychotic Depression and Fez exhibits a lot of the symptoms.

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 09:20 AM
is this another slick set up for an interview??

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 09:20 AM
i would say the greatest criminal would be dick cheney

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 09:21 AM
is this another slick set up for an interview??

it has that feel

Gutter
05-11-2010, 09:21 AM
surprised no one said John Gotti. really the last modern mob boss.

Chigworthy
05-11-2010, 09:25 AM
No Ed Gein? Come on, he's our boogeyman

realmenhatelife
05-11-2010, 09:32 AM
Captain Spalding

Sofa_King
05-11-2010, 09:53 AM
did anybody just notice fez's two failed attempts to mock dave's alcoholism? no response.
why so mean?
why so gay?

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 09:54 AM
did anybody just notice fez's two failed attempts to mock dave's alcoholism? no response.
why so mean?
why so gay?

Ha yeah they just brought it up.

Poor Fez

Sloppy2nds
05-11-2010, 09:56 AM
I thought I heard Dave call Fez a cocksucker once, just sayin'. That sounds like hate to me.

A.J.
05-11-2010, 09:57 AM
Fez COULD be Jesus. Remember:

"Jesus wept." -- John 11:35

epo
05-11-2010, 09:58 AM
Roger Ebert is one of the best things about Twitter. He really provides interesting content, unlike 99.9% of people who Tweet.

Meataball23
05-11-2010, 09:59 AM
Oh snap!

realmenhatelife
05-11-2010, 10:00 AM
I thought I heard Dave call Fez a cocksucker once, just sayin'. That sounds like hate to me.

Dave is the most passive aggressive person on the show.

Ebert was right, 5 kids organizing to wear American flag shirts on Cinco de Mayo in Southern California were trying to be provacative.

Dell
05-11-2010, 10:01 AM
Roger Ebert is one of the best things about Twitter. He really provides interesting content, unlike 99.9% of people who Tweet.

like 0.1% of the tweets are interesting...you must have been rounding up (way up)...

Crispy123
05-11-2010, 10:01 AM
Fez is the wittiest man on the show. To cry when somebody laughs at you on a comedy show is the ultimate in irony. I pity all of you rubes that don't get the bit.

Willmore
05-11-2010, 10:01 AM
I don't have internet explorer, Dave.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:02 AM
does anybudday else have the detroit tigers tickets ad on the left?

it pains me to see it because i dont think i'll be able to get to a game this year

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 10:04 AM
Ebert was right, 5 kids organizing to wear American flag shirts on Cinco de Mayo in Southern California were trying to be provacative.

Agreed.

MonkeyTits
05-11-2010, 10:04 AM
Poor Fez....I've about given up hope on happy, funny Fez ever coming back. Will we ever get another Fezatorial? Catty moment? I doubt it at this point.
Whatever his problems may be, the old queen drags the show to a screeching halt almost daily anymore. I listen because Ron, Dave, and Pepper are still entertaining. Fez rarely brings the show anywhere but down. It's sad. He used to crack me up. And I thought him and Ron had good comedy chemistry. Fez's shrink should lose her license to practice, as he has gone nothing but downhill since he began seeing the psycobabbling cunny.
Anyway, long time listener, first time poster....had to vent.:flush:

Dell
05-11-2010, 10:08 AM
creating a new account to issue the same old complaint is lame...

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:12 AM
creating a new account to issue the same old complaint is lame...

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Hottub
05-11-2010, 10:13 AM
Since I started streaming Netflix to the BluRay, I only play in stock movies, or somethng new I just bought.

MonkeyTits
05-11-2010, 10:16 AM
creating a new account to issue the same old complaint is lame...

Waaaaah! are you busting my balls? I'm crying now and having a panic attack. Thanks alot.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:19 AM
i hate golfers that think they're on the PGA tour and takes forever on the green lining up their putts

Hottub
05-11-2010, 10:20 AM
No Farting!!

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:21 AM
if you saw it on sports center


ITS NOT A FUCKING SPY REPORT!!!!

Dell
05-11-2010, 10:22 AM
now that's a game I can support..."take your time and search"...

Willmore
05-11-2010, 10:22 AM
Fez is holding back tears. Fucking heartbreaking.

n0thng2bdone
05-11-2010, 10:27 AM
or an eyeglass case

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 10:34 AM
I loathe small talk.

Willmore
05-11-2010, 10:35 AM
I loathe small talk.

ditto.

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 10:36 AM
There's no small talk, only diminutive parlance.

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 10:39 AM
An entirely useless situation is when you're in line, and the folks in front of, and behind you are engaged in worthless chatter while continuously looking for your input. Blech! I've found it purely entertaining to just clam up and see their reactions. They look at me as if I'm alien.

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 10:39 AM
No caller - He does not realize any value in this gig.

Hottub
05-11-2010, 10:41 AM
I loathe small talk.

So... It looks like rain today, huh?

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 10:41 AM
"What station do you cry on?"


:lol::lol::lol:

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:42 AM
maybe he should ask them if they would like a drink and a blowjob

Pittsburgh
05-11-2010, 10:44 AM
Fez should go into the party like Rip Taylor. Confetti and scarves and full blown queen talk.

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 10:44 AM
So... It looks like rain today, huh?

*stares at elevator numbers*

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:45 AM
Fez should go into the party like Rip Taylor. Confetti and scarves and full blown queen talk.

that was called the 90s

Zorro
05-11-2010, 10:45 AM
"Can I buy you a drink?"" :clap:

Dell
05-11-2010, 10:45 AM
Fez should go into the party like Rip Taylor. Confetti and scarves and full blown queen talk.

this one made me giggle...

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 10:47 AM
The train is the worst. I've had too many instances where the person sitting next to me turns into Del Griffith.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:48 AM
man handle-the act of grabbing a man part?

Hottub
05-11-2010, 10:50 AM
I don't know if they like the sound of their own voice, or can't stand silence. But whatever it is, it's annoying sometimes.

STFU!!!!! Esecially early in the morning when I am not 100% focused yet.

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 10:51 AM
Ferrie did a better job introducing himself to Willie O'Keefe

Manning, Esq.
05-11-2010, 10:52 AM
Fez, "Hi."
Tanley, "Yup."

Furtherman
05-11-2010, 10:52 AM
NOW Fez is killing.

"You seem to be having a good time!"


I'm gonna have to use that line.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 10:54 AM
ya fez came around by the end of the show

been nice,have a good one buddays

C'YA!!

Zorro
05-11-2010, 10:59 AM
Since I started streaming Netflix to the BluRay, I only play in stock movies, or somethng new I just bought.

I'm streaming netflix through the Blu-ray, but I don't think the streamed movies are Blu-Ray quality. Am I wrong?

Hottub
05-11-2010, 11:00 AM
I'm streaming netflix through the Blu-ray, but I don't think the streamed movies are Blu-Ray quality. Am I wrong?

No they are not. But they are decent quality and it's super convinient.

RhinoinMN
05-11-2010, 01:06 PM
Roger Ebert is one of the best things about Twitter. He really provides interesting content, unlike 99.9% of people who Tweet.

What? You don't like to know when someone is doing there laundry?

mikeyboy
05-11-2010, 01:07 PM
What? You don't like to know when someone is doing there laundry?

I'm done now.

disneyspy
05-11-2010, 01:09 PM
note to self-unfollow mikeyboy

dommer
05-11-2010, 06:53 PM
While I think Dave is a really nice guy he's no Fez.

If you mean he does interesting radio and says more than 5 words a day, then yes, I agree.

biggestmexi
05-11-2010, 06:56 PM
Ferrie did a better job introducing himself to Willie O'Keefe

:unsure: