Are You a Thread Killer?

[Silly Puddy]

I feel like there have been more than a few times when I replied to a thread, it suddenly got no more feedback. Just curious if anyone else sometimes feels that way, too.


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

This message was edited by Silly Puddy on 2-6-03 @ 3:33 PM

[Tall_James]

The fact that you are posting this thread means that you are actively trying to change your self-image as a "thread killer".

Well, consider this a response. Congrats on losing the jinx.



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[Jackie Sloan]

murderer!

14 stone poids net

[SweetPea]

Silly Puddy- That has happend to me a few times :(

I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
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[FUNKMAN]

Yes,

Sometimes I feel exactly that way...
Then I get a little paranoid, like I got a little too fresh or vulgar...
But then I say, What The F!

Or sometimes I'll edit my post...

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[DarkHippie]

yes

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[Arienette]

yeah... i've felt that way quite a few times. i'm actually really scared to post this, because maybe no one will reply... eek

......................
the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[DarkHippie]

damn! when i try to kill a thread, someone posts after me. when i don't, i'm the last man standing

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[SweetPea]

Well not this time SweetPea
YAY!!!

And Arienette here to ease your fears, I'll say that you're not killing this one!!
I aim to please

I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Umm, by merely replying, I have killed this thread.

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[DarkHippie]

i'm gonna keep a running total of all the threads that i kill.

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[TheGameHHH]

I am not kidding, I am the biggest thread killer on this board. But whatever, it's no big deal.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[JerseyRich]

I will not reply to this thread on the account that I will kill it...

D'oh!

:)

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[EffMeBoobs]

So what are you wearing tomorrow to work? ;)


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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Zipgun]

I like black jellybeans.

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[Gwen]

I totally agree! I often feel this way. Not so much anymore but sometimes.

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[nickeye]

This one's mine. I put a notch on my bedpost for every kill.

Don't even think about it.

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[THERAVEN]

Where am I?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ha ha Nickeye!

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[nickeye]

D'oh!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

N'huh!

(If you were man enough, you'd post your e-mail address of e-mail me!)

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[Silly Puddy]

Glad to see I'm not alone. Truthfully, it doesn't bother me much anymore, but I was totally freaked when it happened in my early posting days. In reality, if you "kill a thread", it most likely has nothing to do with you or what you posted. Sometimes, a topic has just run its course, and other cool threads take its place. I just remember that in the end we're all just one big, happy, dysfunctional family of Ron and Fez fans.

Of course, if this is the last post to this thread, then I'll have to kill myself.
;)




I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[TomPoo]

I like to think that if I had the last post it is because it was so incredibly funny that no one could top it.

then I say to my self 10 times "I am funny"

It makes me feel better about myself.

:)


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the shortcomings of others, is there?
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[furie]

even if someone replies after me, my reply usually kills the spirit of the thread.



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[RF Godfather]

thread killer.... where's my sig pic in that dictionary with that one?

I write on my chalk board how many threads I've killed (32 I think thus far) just like those inmates inside a prison. How sad, silly puddy.

You are not alone, I am hear with you... though we're far...

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[THERAVEN]

Hmmm, this thread has no spirit, I wonder who killed it?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

:-p

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[fatty]

oh my god, i've killed this thread! you bastards

thanks to WWFallon
and Gvacnomore for the
money sig!

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[erole]

(takes off safety)
(i'm cockin' it baby)
(put the finger on the trigga')
*click*
**BANG**
thread is dead.
(blows in the barrel, lookin'
real cool now)
**BANG**
(erole come out of his body, and hovers over it)
~oh my god, i'm dead! i shot myself.~
~hey, where's the bright light?~
(god screws in a new 5000 watt light bulb)
~sorry erole, the bulb burned out, come on up~

let this be a lesson to you kids. you can shoot a gun, just don't blow in it when you have torrettes.

Erole <--------

thread killa' extrodinaire

[Silly Puddy]

oh my god, i've killed this thread! you bastards
And just like on South Park, fatty, it just doesn't stay dead.............


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[erole]

No damn it! I'm the thread killa'. Hey Buddy, I mean Puddy, I mean...whatever, you! You, you, you pee pee head. Gosh darn it, Dang nabbit, oh hang it all...

Erole <--------

thread killa' extrodinaire

[Silly Puddy]

No damn it! I'm the thread killa'. Hey Buddy, I mean Puddy, I mean...whatever, you! You, you, you pee pee head. Gosh darn it, Dang nabbit, oh hang it all...

Erole <--------

thread killa' extrodinaire

You realize this means war?!


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[erole]

Silly...uh Silly, I shot myself. I'm dead. You can not hurt the dead (except for Keith Richards, he's the walking dead.) War. HA! I'll hit you with this...this uh...this...well, I'll hit you with this harp! Yeah! This golden harp!

Erole <--------

thread killa' extrodinaire

[Sheeplovr]

Why are they called threads anyways

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[SweetPea]

Oh erole and Silly Puddy you guys make me laugh!! hehehe

I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I. :D
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[CovDiesel]

my money is that I kill this thread... just like I kill the rest of em..

Kill Em All!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

NOPE!

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[GvacNoMore]

You think I'm not wise to your little plot? I know you're all goading me to post here, and that you have a secret plan to all stop responding once I do. Then you'll all point and laugh and sing "Gvac's a thread killer"...Well it won't work!


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Come and get your love

[erole]

What?! I can't leave my f-ing house now. I come home, pour myself a hot cup of herbal tea, stretch out on the couch, pet my pussy (a cat you sick bastards) and turn on the computer. 60 gazillion posts. I'm pullin' a Kramer attack here 'cause of all you. I'm ending this. Here I'll write something stupid so you all can stop posting...

Here's a topic: Eddie Trunk is neither the back of a car nor a Munster, talk amongst yourselves.

Erole <--------

thread killa' extrodinaire

[THERAVEN]

even if someone replies after me, my reply usually kills the spirit of the thread.


Furie may have killed the spirit, but the body is mine along with about 5 other threads i seem to have killed today....I suck.

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WWFallon is my hero. Great Job!!!

[Tall_James]

It's not a dead thread...

... it's a frayed not.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[Tall_James]

...a frayed not.

I'm not good at spealling so goode.

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The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[erole]

Tall James, you thought you could didn't you. Yes, you beat my time by 3 hours, but I don't sleep! I'm back. I am tired. Actually...I feenk...i myght...jussst a litttl...naap...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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zzzzhumphzzzzzzzzzzzz
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zzzzzohzzzzoh baby yes
you like those 15 inches
well here's 9 more
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
no mom I don't want my
Ovaltinezzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzblue Vermont hey!
give me my dresserzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzburn burn burn
burn your wicked garden
down burnnnnnnzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzz...humph

WHAT?! Hey, I gotta go.

happy happy, joy joy

[stump12]

I cant tell if i kill threads with my reply or the fact that im soo behind its been a week since the thread started.

gone postal!
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thanks WWFallon

[wilee]

...Rolling the dice....

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[erole]

gotcha last!

happy happy, joy joy

[wilee]

snake eyes!

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[Jackie Sloan]

Only the good die young...so it lives

14 stone poids net

[JerryTaker]

Looks like I'm becoming the "natural thread killa" lately...lets see if it holds up...

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"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[Silly Puddy]

I've reached a new low. I now have mastered the art of killing my own threads. I guess I used up all my "interesting" discussions.

C Ya


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[erole]

SillyPuddy is all dried out, and I just poked wilee's snake eyes out...

I am thread killa'
I dare you to post below me, you poopy heads!

~ I will not eat green eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!

[RF Godfather]

Hey erole, look what I did to you again...

Now I killed it and its mine! So there!

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[JerryTaker]

ach, I came so close, let's try again....

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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"Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?"

[Tall_James]

AAACHOOOOOO! Excuse me.

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[SweetPea]

HAHA
RFMark you're a poopy head! lol

Bless you Tall_James..need a hankie?

I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I. :D
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[wilee]

AAAAAAAA!!!! It may be catching!

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[erole]

nice head, deeeck.

"Ah La peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!"

[RF Godfather]

WHo's the thread killer now?!? *looks at self* It's me... Haa Haa!

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[erole]

Erole
Who's the thread killa'
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
EROLE!
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for the last post on this thread?
EROLE!
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's posts all about?
EROLE!
Right on
You see this cat Erole is a bad mother--
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' about Erole
Then we can dig it
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but himself

"Ah La peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!"

[ryno]

you gotta start writting me dont make much sense and make it fast

bigryno

[RF Godfather]

ME!

And Sweet Pea, yeah a poopy head at times.

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[erole]

~give a white boy a break...let me be last.

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[OL Dirty Jr]

been happenin to me too, hope sumone replys after me

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[RF Godfather]

I win!

Toooooooooo Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt!

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[wilee]

That's under review.....

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[JerryTaker]

beep, beep...

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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"Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?"

[wilee]

*reading lastest ACME catalog*

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[erole]

I'm magicly delicious.

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[RF Godfather]

*playing GTA3 running people over with Rhino*

Where was I?!?

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[wilee]

Where was I?!?probably in the Mystery Machine

"They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast."

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[erole]

This is such a lovely place to be a thread killer.

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[erole]

This is such a lovely place to be a thread killer.

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[RF Godfather]

You might be right Wilee, wanna go for a spin. I just jumped the shark!

Thread killing in the morning, most gooderest!

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 2-7-02 @ 9:15 AM

[CrazyClare]

ewwww black jelly beans.. gross

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[wilee]

wanna go for a spin.Shotgun!

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[erole]

Crazy Claire, not a big fan of the liquorice? Guess you don't like Good n' Plenty then.

If you guys are taking the R&F Mystery Machine, I'm in too! I want some Fezzy Snacks.

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jump a shark.</center>

[Tall_James]

I'm over here now.

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[erole]

for you, for me, forgettaboutit.

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jump a shark.</center>

[wilee]

howyadoin'?

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[Aldust19]

yep...trying to reform myself

crazier than a bag of angel dust.

[wilee]

Love those reform school girls!

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[CrazyClare]

i love licorich (im sush a godawful speller) but the jellybeans never did licorich justice.

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[RF Godfather]

black jellybeans, awful!

Everyone in the back of the van and I'll take you all on a one-way ticket to the Thread Killer Capital of the world, its me and yall know it!

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[wilee]

white jellybeans are so scared of black jellybeans

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[SweetPea]

What's the mystery machine??

And I dont like jelly beans.

The Valentine of erole.
I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+-
Proud to be part of the Family!

[RF Godfather]

SweetPea, pardon my age I guess but the Mystery Machine is the van that the Scooby Gang rides in!

Come on everyone, one way trip to Thread Killer, Population: ME... leaving in a few minutes.

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[SweetPea]

ohh okie....well I dont think I ever really saw Scooby Doo. I might have caught a couple minutes of it here and there. Ugh I wish I was older so I knew all this!:(

The Valentine of erole.
I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+-
Proud to be part of the Family!

[erole]

Claire, don't worry about your spelling. Anyone as cute as you makes petty stuff like that forgivable.

Black jelly beans are never good. I like red, orange, and purple if it tastes like grape.

Those white jelly beans were strange so were the green ones. Green would either be lime, apple, or mint. The white would be this bland cream flavor, or butt-munch-chew. There is this jelly bean company that makes this butt-munch flavor for white. It has made me frightened of white jelly beans forever.

Sweets! Happy V-day!

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[RF Godfather]

Did I win yet?

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[wilee]

Sorry RFM, no winner yet.

I like jellybeans, but prefer other candies. Those Jelly Belly flavors they have are interesting. Buttered Popcorn, Chocolate Pudding, Cream Soda, Love the stuff they come up with, and tastes just like they say. I'm sure they could come up with butt-munch flavor if they were asked.

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[Wolf!]

Claire, don't worry about your spelling. Anyone as cute as you makes petty stuff like that forgivable.


Damn!..im almost in tears to think your a member of the male human race to even use such a line. i mean...c'mon your just like RonfezMark....trying to get laid

I think im gonna cry

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[SweetPea]

oh like you are any different??? ;)

The Valentine of erole.
I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+-
Proud to be part of the Family!

[erole]

From now on, whenever I refer to Wolf!, I shall call him Wolfy? You don't see the truth in the statement Wolfy? You never seen a girl that made you think, "Ahh, the hell with that, she's adorable!"

Take me for instance, girls look at me and wonder about the siamese twin-head growing out of my shoulder, but when they see my mutant siamese penis they're singin' a different tune. They look past it and say, "To hell with that, he's got a double penis!"

and by the way...wilee, nothing is better than the soda jelly beans! you rule for that comment! (I hope Wolfy? doesn't mind that I said you "rule")

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[RF Godfather]

i mean...c'mon your just like RonfezMark....trying to get laidWolf, that's the same issh your doing on the board, how you like me now?!? LOL!

I win now!



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[Zipgun]

BOTTOM


(and black jellybeans still rule!)

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[furie]

well I dont think I ever really saw Scooby Doo.


WHAT?!?


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Thanks WWFallon!

[SweetPea]

Furie Im serious!!! I saw a video for it in a store...I think I might go buy it. But yea I've never seen Scooby Doo I feel so wierd! :(

The Valentine of erole.
I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+-
Proud to be part of the Family!

[furie]

sorry sweetpea, i didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable. I just couldn't believe it. i'm still struggling with the idea.

maybe this'll be the post to kill the thread...





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This message was edited by furie on 2-12-02 @ 2:57 PM

[Captain Rooster]

What the hell is going on in here!?



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Wheels within wheels in a spiral array
a pattern so grand and complex
Time after time we lose sight of the way
our causes can't see their effects

[erinmoran]

erole...Wolfy just wants you to be careful with Clare..as cool and hot as she may be....she'll still gut you like a fish....when you least expect it....LOL

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[Jackie Sloan]

clickclick...BOOM!...we'll see...

Turn ons ladies and back seats man sunsets fast cars man, yup

[erole]

<i>Dress me up in stitches
It's now or never
Tired of wearing black and blue

Dress me up in stitches
It's now or never
Dying to get my blood on you

Take another stab at me
I promise in time I'll heal
I waited out on high street
There's nothing to find out here
Another day has come and gone
They crawl along, wasting all these years

How can you go on when you're murdering someone
Killing me like you do
</i>

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[furie]

this thread will never end. people will reply just to prove they're not a thread killer



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Thanks WWFallon!

[Captain Rooster]

What the hell is going on in here!?


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Wheels within wheels in a spiral array
a pattern so grand and complex
Time after time we lose sight of the way
our causes can't see their effects

[RF Godfather]

Good question, Rooster budday...

HahahHahahahhah... I mosdef win now!

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Thanks WWFallon for this hot sig!
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[wilee]

SweetPea, you poor deprived young lady! Never knowing the joy of a talking, crime solving dog and his human companions! I'll have to speak to your mother about this. That's like denying someone air!

Nothing beats Dr. Pepper JellyBellys!

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[erole]

I wonder if they'll ever make Mountain Dew jellybeans

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<i>Renaissance Man: a cultured man who is knowledgeable, educated, and proficient in a wide range of fields.</i>

[RF Godfather]

Can I steal your idea, erole?!?

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[erole]

You want Mountain Dew Jelly Beans? You got it. All I ask is a 7% share in the profits. Why only 7%? Cause it's my lucky number!


...buy the way I bought ice cream last night...it's called Ben&Jerry's Kaberry Kaboom. People, it's the shit!

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[furie]

my lucky number is 100, so i'll
take 100%




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Thanks WWFallon!

[erole]

greed is not good furie. once you succum to greed you find yourself always wanting more. you'll be piling up tons and tons of money. And for what? Cars? Houses? And what will you fill those houses with? TV's? Expensive furniture? But you'll have no one to share it with. Will you buy some gorgeous woman who will be your personal slave? HEY, wait a minute! I want to be greedy too! Give me 100!

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<center>i love what people do sometimes</center>

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[RF Godfather]

Greed = more gooder but waste of a gameshow.

You don't want to become a "jeunesse doree" now do you?!?

I WIN! NO WHAMMY HERE MY FRIENDS!

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[wilee]

Mountain Dew? Never tried it, looked like p- well, you know. What does it taste like?



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[DarkHippie]

I KILLED THE "GOD THREAD!!"

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<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[furie]

But what if the God thread never existed...?



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Thanks WWFallon!

[wilee]

Don't tell me that we're going to start discussing existentialism here too now?

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[RF Godfather]

GOD backwards is DOG... this is my two cents in that.

You killed God... you bastard!

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[DreamWeaver]

Well, Ive killed the past 10 threads I've posted in...watch, I'll kill this one too..you'll see....I just suck

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[RF Godfather]

Sucking is a state of mind... I suck therefore I kill threads!

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<marquee>"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." ::Confucius:: </marquee>

[wilee]

Sucking is more than a state of mind, it is a state of being.

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[RF Godfather]

Welcome to the mind of RonFez Mark!

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<marquee>"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." ::Confucius:: </marquee>

[wilee]

It's kinda fuzzy in here.... Have you been drinking?

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[Knocked]

mmmm Mountain Dew goes good with Taco Bell :) now I'm Starvin'!

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Seeya!

[erole]

i predict that this will be the last post. i am officially killing this thread now. woe to those who post below me. you shall be plagued by pestilence and death.

<center>Reality weighs my spirit down
while dreams lift their wings to Pegasus
They rub against my dreary soul
feathers taunt my head for comfort's kiss ~me</center>

[JerryTaker]

hey guys, what's new? what? why are you staring at me like that?

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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"Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?"

[erole]

did you get pestilence and death yet?

damnit, this voodoo doll of Jerry isn't working!




<center>Reality weighs my spirit down
while dreams lift their wings to Pegasus
They rub against my dreary soul
feathers taunt my head for comfort's kiss ~me</center>

[JerryTaker]

I'm feeling a touch of pestilence, no death yet, though. Sorry...

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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"Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?"

[RF Godfather]

Yes I am...

DIE THREAD ALREADY!

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[wilee]

I tell ya, RF Mark has taken an axe, a knife and several semi-automatic weapons to this thread, but through the miracle of modern medicine, it keeps on coming back.....

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[ROMEO]

Ok i'll join the fray and see if this thing dies......

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[cheezeemee]

Ssssorree Romeo that's my job your talking about!!
SUP!

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</HTML>It's hard to get over myself. I'm a New Yorker for life!!

[ROMEO]

SUP BRO,good nite neverland,,, get in the coffin ,die......until we meet again.

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[cheezeemee]

God bless Romeo

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</HTML>It's hard to get over myself. I'm a New Yorker for life!!

[wilee]

...And all ships at sea...

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[Silly Puddy]

And to think when I first posted this topic, it was to have a serious discussion among people who felt threads would die as soon as they posted? I feel like Doctor Frankenstein, and this thread is the monster I created. Well, Mary Shelly would be proud.



I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[wilee]

Well, S.P. you are the only one with the status that says so (that I know of)....

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[BrandonKattel]

Isnt this a job for me?

Original thread cancer!

seeya

[wilee]

But that means a slow death. I think the quickest way is always the best. Don't let it suffer and linger....

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[ROMEO]

"There can be only one"

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[furie]

"Give me the prize!"



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[ROMEO]

I have something to say, it's better to burn out then to fade away...

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[erole]

i have something to say, "It's better to burn burgers than to throw them away.




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[RF Godfather]

Wilee... I think I need some plastic explosives and to chlorofirm the other members to take the title...

I shall return with ammunition.

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[Knocked]

I feel like Doctor Frankenstein, and this thread is the monster I created. Well, Mary Shelly would be proud.

Igor: I got this thread from Abbey

Silly Puddy: Abbey who!?

Igor: Abbey Normal.

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Seeya!

This message was edited by Knocked on 3-2-02 @ 8:22 AM

[RF Godfather]

Knock, I kill this thread... lol...

ME! ME! ME!

*insert WWF's Christian temper tantrum here*

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[wilee]

I think that this thread will continue for generations.... It will outlive the board itself....

I can see it now:

AP newswire (Internet March, 2042) Several elderly individuals who are residents of "Shady Maple Care Facility" are being tested again to determine the cause of their ritualistic chant. The chant of "I am a thread killer" still baffles their therapists, as they can't understand how you kill a piece of string.

"This one guy keeps calling himself RF Mark and says he needs to get to RF dot net. What is that all about?" reports one of the orderlies at the facility. "He and another resident who calls himself Y. Lee keep going at it for most of the day. Only when we bring out the fruit cocktail do they stop."

"That young idiot doesn't know what he's talking about!" reports a resident who says the correct spelling of his "board name" is "WILEE". "Mark and I have been trying to kill this thread for damn near 40 years, but someone keeps bringing it back."

The patient who refers to himself as "RF Mark" interjects. "I almost had it a few times, too. Those damn kids had to keep resurrecting it! I'll kill that thread yet."

Doctors are not encouraged about the treatment of these patients. This form of demetia is reportedly deep-rooted and the cause may never be known.

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[ROMEO]

and if it say's AP its got to be true.

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[erole]

wilee, lol, nice post!

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[Captain Rooster]

Pull my finger



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WWWEEEEEEEE!

[nickeye]

Nice, wiles. Fruit cocktail always calms me down, too.

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[ROMEO]

I took dance lesons once Nick,but when we went out dancing i remembered and she forgot. I still remember some, fox-trot anyone?

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[cheezeemee]

I'm not wearing any pants

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[erole]

Die
Die
Die

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[RF Godfather]

Wileee... great AP article...

It was 19-ought 3 that I tried to kill this gosh-sornit thread...

DIE... come on die already...

I MUST WIN....

KRIKOR MUST WIN!

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[wilee]

Mark, you should've been at the Lamb last night to take place in the ritual slaying of threads. This one was spared.

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[Ninja Lesbian]

3:15.....ok, nobodies looking. Finally the Thread has let down his guard. From the shadow, i quietly walk up from behind, and with a blunt object, finish the job with a shot to the back of skull-- nobody around hear the screams and final breath of my newest victim. The perfect crime, all i have to do is back away from my keyboard as to not wake the rest of the messageboard and no one will the wiser. at this point all i can do is wait and hope this thread is falls quickly down the messageboard and gets lost in the graveyard of countless other threads killed on rf.net

[erole]

::yawn:: did i hear something? oh well, I might as well get a drink from message board refirgerator...........what the...is that a...oh my god! is that a body?! GUYS WAKE UP!!! Somebody was killed! We have a piper down! We have a piper down!!!!

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[erinmoran]

zzzzzz

i just woke up....after sleepin since my last post yesterday morning....can you guess what time that was?

and how long have ive been sleeping?

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[RF Godfather]

Mark, you should've been at the Lamb last night to take place in the ritual slaying of threads. This one was spared.Sorry WIlee would have loved to met you finally but I got the date wrong and missed the festivities and they didn't card I heard, FUCK!

Anyway...

::yawn:: Morning breath, ummm what happened here?!? Hee Hee

PLEASE DIE ALREADY!

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[Ninja Lesbian]

Hey has anybody seen the Thread arou-SWEET JESUS?!?! THERE'S BEEN A MURDER AT THE MESSAGE BOARD!!! Is everyone OK. Yep, I'm just as baffled as you guys. Did anyone see what happen. No. Then i guess the mystery of unknown Thread Killer Massarce case will remain unsolved forever. Oops, would you at the time,. I would stay but i got that thing i had to finish over at that place a i go to. Got to run, hope you find the real murderer


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[wilee]

Mr Green did it in the Library with the Lead Pipe....

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[BrandonKattel]

Slow and painful is the best way....... it builds character

[wilee]

This thread should be subtitled "The Pheonix Thread" because it continuously rises up from the ashes....

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[erole]

OK, try to guess the song I'm gonna parody...


I'll kill threads for you
If the posts start to pour
I'll kill threads for you
Like I killed them before
I'll kill threads for you
Cause you kill them all too

[ROMEO]

bravo,bravo, great voice erole

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[RF Godfather]

I am the way, the truth, the thread killer of the board, deal with it!

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[ROMEO]

hey check it out i got a sig pic, oops this is'nt test your sig pic...

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[wilee]

Looks like an interesting movie. When will it be released?

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[CrazyClare]

i wonder if mountain dew jelly beans will lower sperm count too?

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[ROMEO]

Homer just signed a 10yr deal with Fox, so i think its going to be a bust..but a good tax write off.

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[angrymissy]

I just pooped :-/

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[erole]

From AP news Wire:

In times where birth rates and unwanted pregnancys are on the rise a new form of birth control has been approved by the FDA and backed by the Surgeon General. Dr. I. F. Daily explains, "With this new 'cocktail' we can safely gaurantee 99.9% sterilization for both the man and the woman."

The cocktail, developed by guitar smasher and pizza ordering extrodinaire - Erole, is a combination of:

15 consumed mountain dew jelly beans

Staring at a two piece bikini shot of Bea Arthur from Golden Girls fame for 15 minutes

15 swift drop kicks to the groin

Listening to the Sports Guys Ferell for 15 minutes

Erole says the approach, coined the 4 - 15, will most definately elevate any chances of fertilization through penetration.

Side effects may include any, or a combination of, the following: watery itchy eyes, bruising or swelling of the vaginal or penis area, internal bleeding, blindness, itchy scalp, loose bowel movements, raspy voice, mood swings, buying two large slices of pizza, using an umbrella for bowling, becoming a "bitch" to someone, and enjoying Ron&Fez

[wilee]

How do you follow that?

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[erole]

must be done one hour before beginning coitus. no perscription needed. you can do all 4 in any order. call me in the morning to see if it worked.

[ROMEO]

yuck, i don't like mt.dew jelly beans

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[CrazyClare]

Bravo Erole

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[Knocked]

Posted by chrisd on Tuesday March 05, @03:00AM(on Slashdot)
from the mud-wrestling-protestors dept.
powlow writes "Southwest Research Institute (press release )developed a non-hazardous chemical spray system that spreads a highly slippery, viscous gel (which the lab designated a "mobility denial system" and dubbed "banana peel in a can") to inhibit the movement of individuals or vehicles on treated surfaces. Marines Corps believes it can be used for crowd control. (Defense Technical Information Center's PDF Report) In tests, volunteers attempted in vain to walk across a lawn sprayed with the slime, and in fact, had they not been safety-harnessed during the tests, many would have broken bones."

I want some!!!

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Seeya!

[erole]

I'll take 8oz of the "Banana peel in a can" please.

Anyone* for a good time?





*Erole is an Equal Opportunity Luber.

[RF Godfather]

Move aside and let the MARK go through!

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[ROMEO]

Manners Mark, let the ladies through frist.

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[erole]

Thanks Crazy ::bows::


ALRIGHT! Let's get back to the matter at hand. Who's killling this thread? My samurai sword says it's me!

and no guns...cause guns kill

[RF Godfather]

Sorry ROMEO, where'd my manners go.

Wilee, your turn!

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[cheezeemee]

Maybe we'll get lucky and Eddie Trunk will post here.
That should kill this thread!!!!!!
C-YA!!!!!!!

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[RF Godfather]

Eddie Trunk ruens everything... only I may destory what I created... wait, sorry channeling Vinny Mac....

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[erole]

Thread Killer man since day one!

[RF Godfather]

Who said what now?!?

THREAD KILLER = KRIKOR!

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[cheezeemee]

I hereby declare this thread to be dead!!!!!

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[angrymissy]

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[RF Godfather]

Thank you Missy for that phenomenal statement...

But... I make this THREADKILLING look Good!

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[wilee]

Sorry for the delay RFM, I'm currently drawing the pentagram on the living room floor. When I'm ready to channel the dark powers into this thread, I'll let you know...

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[RF Godfather]

Pentagram nice... now the crop circles are in the works as we speak... all is going to plan...

THREAD DEATH IS SOON... VERY SOON!

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[wilee]

I may require Clare's services for the sacrifice. Make sure your knives are sharp, and what size sack-cloth robe do you wear?

Be back soon... Have to pick up some eye of newt.....

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[erole]

BOOM!!!

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That should kill the thread

[CrazyClare]

Medium.. and if I can specifiy a color... could it be red? then i wont have to wash it when im done. and ive been thinkin about getting a kitana guys... what do you think? then i could kill it samuari style.

oh and by the way.. you know the ninjas a lesbian if their shoelaces are pink.. just a heads up guys.

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[RF Godfather]

Thanks for the heads up Crazy One, now I need to add some reinforcements... maybe the Human Meat Bomb and more supplies Wilee....

THIS WILL KILL THE THREAD!

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[Ninja Lesbian]

Okay people, brake it up. You're only making the thread angier

[RF Godfather]

::whips the thread:: Down Thread... down!

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[ROMEO]

whips don't do any good Mark, we should let Clare use her knife's...

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[SweetPea]

woooo Now we are whiping!! I think I like that! ;)

erole you're sick...but I love you!

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[erole]

Lights dynamite...3...2...1...

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that should killl the thread

[RF Godfather]

ROMEO anyother ideas?

The thread will not die. Where's Vous when you need the silly bastard. He can kill anything!

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[wilee]

*enters thread in dark hooded robe*

As the moon reaches the middle its waning phase, the spilling of the goat's blood will commence. We shall call on the powers of thread destruction to send this thread to its doom. Prepare for the sacrifice!

Oh, by the way, Clare- your red robe came in.

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[Silly Puddy]

buttplug.


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[CrazyClare]

Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions

perhaps we can get the thread in a weird sexual position and itll be so hurt itll be out of commision.

oh and wilee does the robe have the daisys on the pocket that i asked for?

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[Yerdaddy]

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Rumsfeld: Here we can see the thread hiding in a cave near Tora Bora.

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Rumsfeld: YEEEHAAAAAW! That motherfucker's deader 'n a chicken in a woodchipper! My nipples are hard enough to cut glass!

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[wilee]

Yerdaddy- you obviously missed the secret escape route that the thread used...

Clare- damnit- they didn't put it on. I'll call them up and make sure they straighten this out. They better do it before we start too... I've already got the petacle drawn, the candles lit, and everyone's going to be arriving for the ritual in a day or so....

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1. Live goat
2. Stone Altar
3. Binding powder
4. Chalice
5. Scrying mirror
6. Dragon's blood ink and parchment

Looks like they got everything else right. Just remember to get the knives sharpened:)



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[ROMEO]

RFM,wilee,Clare maybe you can come up with a spell to turn this into a Al Dukes appreciation thread that may do it.

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[erole]

I'm pissed off at this thread, it can't do the Tantric Essence position. How are we supposed to sexually injure this thread when it's so un-flexible?!

[RF Godfather]

ROMEO, it is already in the process of being made. THE THREAD doesn't stand a chance!

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[CrazyClare]

maybe if we get the thread drunk.. itll be more flexible. And YOu Make sure those fuckers at satan inc. get my pink fuken daiseys on my sacrifical robe!! Jesus christ.. how am i supposed to kill someone when i dont have my daisies... do they think im a fucken animal??

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[erole]

naa, i think dislocating a leg will do.

[wilee]

You know the story, Clare- It's hard to find good ritualistic-robe makers these days. I spoke with them on the phone, and they told me they shipped the wrong robe. Yours was still there and they were shipping it next-day express. It should be in today.


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[BrandonKattel]

oofaaah
seeya

[Yerdaddy]

Rumsfeld: Doh!

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[wilee]

Got almost everything. Everyone ready to chant?

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[Knocked]

today I worked on the highest point in Queens,,,big woops!

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[furie]

I predict this thread will end .....................NOW!


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Thanks Fallon!

[Knocked]

What did you say Furie?

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[wilee]

He said something about a prediction. Furie, are you a seer? We can always use another one for the ritual...

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[CrazyClare]

what color shoes should i wear with my ritualistic robe? heels... sneakers.. i need help

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[G-Bo]

I think it has come to the point where everyone is posting just so they can be the last one and say that they killed the thread about being a thread killer

[wilee]

I think it has come to the point where everyone is posting just so they can be the last one and say that they killed the thread about being a thread killer

But that's just absurd! Who would want that claim to fame? Killing a topic is not something that you want to be known for, right everyone?

Clare- I think sandals would be best with the robe.

Still looking for volunteers to chant.


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[CrazyClare]

birkenstocks or tevas?

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[BrandonKattel]

tie a knot in it and choke the life out of it

[wilee]

Not sure- Whichever goes best with red.

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[G-Bo]

i like midgets

[erole]

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I found someone to kill the thread...don't mess with me and my friend

[G-Bo]

Dude, that is histerical. I sure hope that kills the thread.

[Knocked]

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Johnny proved Oj aint the man to do it

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[Silly Puddy]

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[RF Godfather]

I didn't want to go here... but why not, nothing sacred right... <P>
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[Ninja Lesbian]

If nothing else, this board has commitment. Keep the dream of the infinite thread alive boys, keep on pushing this until it bleeds.

Who wants jello!!!

[erole]

I heard Andrea Yates can drown five threads in one night.

[wilee]

Maybe if we tell the Texas authorities that this thread is responsible for a murder, it will get the chair?

OJ got acquitted again??? Damn.


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[erinmoran]

This thread should be renamed...The thread that wouldnt die....cause its boring....useless..and shouldnt be topped.....

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[furie]

yeah you're right



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Thanks Fallon!

[erole]

this is my favorite thread...all praise to silly puddy
it's complete non-sense but the odd humor is right up my alley
my thread killing days are over tho'...couldn't think of a better spot to lay my kill post...i'm hanging up my posting words due to circumstances beyond my control. don't mean to go out all dramatic, so i'll keep it short and sweet

with my abrupt absence i ask that you keep this thread going (beat that fucking who loves who thread crap)

wilee, sweets, ivy, knock, gaia, zath, furie, jester you are my favorites. fig, hosp, angel, ag, christy, heckler, ink, hummercash, hippe wish i got to know ya better

all you guys are great! shake this place up...and keep drinkin

[wilee]

This is a thread killing board, not a board poster killing board!

Erole- hope you can find the time (or circumstances) to come back and visit from time to time. Your humor was a welcome addition to the board, as I'm sure many of the posters will attest to.

Keep it real, my friend.

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[Silly Puddy]

this is my favorite thread...all praise to silly puddy
it's complete non-sense but the odd humor is right up my alley

You people don't seem to realize I was SERIOUS when I posted this. Got that? SERIOUS! Not "odd", or "non-sense". SERIOUS!

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!


Erole, wherever you go, let it be where you're meant to be. May the Fez be with you.



Can't we all just get along?
-R. King, true pacifist

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[Prince Neptune]

Yup <P>

Molester of mermaids and seafaring maidens
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[wilee]

Prince Neptune-

Gotta ask, what's with the Yates pic? Is she gonna be your pen-pal? ;)

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[Prince Neptune]

I'm a thread killer and she's a kid killer I figure we'ed make a good couple. I like chicks who are highly medicated.

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[wilee]

Well, seeing as how she was found guilty on 2 counts so far, and with 2 others that may be applied, you may have to settle for conjugal visits...

I hear the CV trailers in TX are very comfortable, though.

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[Prince Neptune]

Conjugals are cool! She will probabally kill herself though and if she doesn't she should. I dont think she will get the dealth penalty.

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[wilee]

We'll just have to keep an eye on the AP newswire! ;)

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[Knocked]

This thread got pushed back to page 3,,it was almost dead,,thank goodness I saved it :)

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Seeeya!

[lleeder]

Maybe a coathanger in an alley could kill this thread? <P>

[wilee]

Knocked, did you give it mouth to mouth, or rush it to the hospital?

I thought that I heard sirens going off in the distance the other night.

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[Knocked]

1st I poked it with a stick & then I slapped it's ass,,,,,it was fun

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