Kids Licking Shit

[CaptainBlowhole]

Would you say anything?
I was waiting in line at an ice cream place yesterday and as a mother was placing her order, I saw her young son, maybe 4 years old, licking the edge of the counter top. I thought that I should let her know, but thought better of it and said nothing.

[A.J.]

It's not my job to parent.

[razorboy]

I'd be more concerned about an ice cream shop leaving shit out in the open.

[Chigworthy]

I'd be more concerned about an ice cream shop leaving shit out in the open.

Or smearing it on the edge of a counter top.

And Blowhole, stop lurking in ice cream shops and staring at 4 year olds.

[Furtherman]

Right now, somewhere, there is a kid licking shit.

What are you going to do?

[A.J.]

Right now, somewhere, there is a kid licking shit.

What are you going to do?

It takes a village to raise a scat-lover.

[sknight]

pissed it wasn't your cock?

[CaptainBlowhole]

Let's say it was an electric outlet and you saw the kid about to stick a fork in it, do you still say nothing? I know its not the same thing, but my point is, do you open your mouth of just look away?

[Furtherman]

Let's say it was an electric outlet and you saw the kid about to stick a fork in it, do you still say nothing? I know its not the same thing, but my point is, do you open your mouth of just look away?

Like you said, that's not the same thing. You see a kid with a fork heading to an outlet, you say something. Kid licking the counter? Not your place.

[sknight]

Like you said, that's not the same thing. You see a kid with a fork heading to an outlet, you say something. Kid licking the counter? Not your place.
I say nothing. I'm not their fucking parent, and it's not my job to shelter them from the world. Sometimes kids need to learn painful lessons, rather than being shielded from them. If a kid runs to an outet with a fork, they are fucking idiots anyhow. I never did that shit, and I loved fucking with electricity.

I was at a chinese place the other night and one mother blocked the fucking bar, explaining to her god damn piece of shit, asking him after every dish if they want that, speaking to them in that calm, nurturing voice, but in German. Meanwhile, they're blocking the way, not letting me, or anyone else through, as they negotiate with the motherfucker on what to eat. Sorry, but that's bad parenting, and I'm not doing it for them. This mother apparently does what every german mother does, which is why all german males are fucking bedwetting pussies: she shields her child from everything and puts all her attention into nurturing everything and every aspect of his life. It's not my business, and like with blacks in the US, you tell the kid off, and the parent fucking flips on YOU and tells their fatherless burden on society to continue doing what they were doing.

Parenting for others isn't worth it.

[Judge Smails]

http://www.geckotales.com/dog_kid_butthole.jpg

(Could that be a little Gregg Hughes?)

[StanUpshaw]

So wait...are we alerting the parent because the kid is doing something potentially risky, or because the kid is doing something fucking disgusting?

If it's the former, then no. If it's the latter, then yes - hopefully in the most horribly embarrassing way possible.

[hanso]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/4730/1900007.jpg