Goodbye wedding band!

[LordJezo]

Step 1) Put your ring on the trunk of your car so you dont get it dirty or your hand caught under the car when changing your oil

Step 2) Change your oil, clean everything up

Step 3) Drive car away forgetting the ring is on the trunk of the car

Step 4) OHSHITWHATDIDIDOTURNAROUND!

Yup.

Why didn't I just put it in the car in the cup holder like a normal person or leave it inside where I knew it would be safe? I don't know either.

I spent an hour riding my bike up and down the street looking for it, I didn't go too far, just to the end of the road, made a left, when over a little railway overpass, and realized what I had done. Maybe 30 seconds of driving.

I have a habit of doing stuff like this. One night while unloading on my car I left my wallet on the windshield because I thought that would be a good place for it, the next morning I spent hours looking for it until I realized what I had done, and there it was on my car.

Other things, like if I don't put my wallet and keys in a specific place at night I will have no idea where they are in the morning. My work ID I need to make sure I attach it to my bag or that will be lost. I had to develop these stupid ocd's to make sure I know where things are in the morning.

[Kevin]

If the wedding band did not exist in the first place..

Can it really be considered lost?

[JerseyRich]

Wedding band is just a symbol...

Go out and buy yourself another symbol.

Problem solved.

[LordJezo]

Wedding band is just a symbol...

Go out and buy yourself another symbol.

Problem solved.

Yeah well that and it has been on my finger for most of the past two years that I feel strange with out it on there. I keep feeling for it and it's gone and now it's strange.

The wife wasn't angry at all over this, she just shook her head, told me I need to stop doing dumb stuff, and went back to her sewing.

[Kevin]

Yeah well that and it has been on my finger for most of the past two years that I feel strange with out it on there. I keep feeling for it and it's gone and now it's strange.

The wife wasn't angry at all over this, she just shook her head, told me I need to stop doing dumb stuff, and went back to her sewing.

Are you sure that wasnt your grandma?

[Suspect Chin]

I spent an hour riding my bike up and down the street looking for it, I didn't go too far, just to the end of the road, made a left, when over a little railway overpass, and realized what I had done. Maybe 30 seconds of driving.

I have a habit of doing stuff like this. One night while unloading on my car I left my wallet on the windshield because I thought that would be a good place for it, the next morning I spent hours looking for it until I realized what I had done, and there it was on my car.

So did you find the damned thing or not? It sounds like you lost it for good, but then you compare it to the wallet story in which you ended up finding it.

[Chigworthy]

Is your ring made out of cloth or some other strange substance that is hard to clean?
Do you wear some sort of hybrid dungarees/gym spandex that don't have pockets?
Why would your "wife" be angry over this?

[tanless1]

I hope your wife isn't the plotting kind or you may be in a bit of trouble......such s illfitting cloths for the next year.
Buttons sewn off center, just try to tie your tie.
Glasses out of adjustment ? Crooked glasses don't sell a presentation well.
....have you noticed how minty fresh the dogs breath has been lately ?

[torker]

Goodbye wedding band!
Hello, balls.

[Furtherman]

Are you sure that wasnt your grandma?

:lol:

[Kevin]

:lol:

I mean really..

According to him, they are a young couple.

What young woman freakin sews and acts like that?

[Hottub]

I mean really..

According to him, they are a young couple.

What young woman freakin sews?

She's working on the skin suit for Jezo.

[Kevin]

She's working on the skin suit for Jezo.

Did Jezo kill a great big fat person?

You know who has not posted in a while....

so....

[Suspect Chin]

I mean really..

According to him, they are a young couple.

What young woman freakin sews and acts like that?

People's wife and kids are off limits for discussion!

[KC2OSO]

Next time hire a DJ instead. a ghe

[Contra]

I was hoping for a story of triumph

[LordJezo]

I mean really..

According to him, they are a young couple.

What young woman freakin sews and acts like that?

You guys suck at cosplay.

But anyway, I might go back and make one more walk of the route tonight to see if I can find anything, but if not I will be ordering another ring online to replace it.

I liked wearing a ring, having one on for two years now makes my hand feel strange without it.

[Hottub]

Next time hire a DJ instead. a ghe

Bra Fucking Vo!!!:clap::clap::clap:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Been there, done that! The first time my husband retrieved it with a coat hanger from the bath tub drain. The second time I put it on the bathroom counter (to avoid the bathtub drain) and I accidentally knocked it into the cat litter box (a good soak in rubbing alcohol helped me psychologically and lessened the "squeeve" factor).

We didn't even spend that much on them (I think mine cost $40!) but it was the ring my husband put on my finger. I want THAT ring!!!!

Good look bro. You may surprise yourself and find it.

And, if you do, wear it around your neck on a chain like my husband does. He works on a printing press and so many of the guys have lost wedding rings (and nearly fingers) working on the machinery.

[underdog]

The only time I take my wedding ring off is when I remember to when I'm making meatballs.

[spoon]

The only time I take my wedding ring off is when I remember to when I'm making meatballs.

uh huh :unsure:

[CaptainBlowhole]

My father drove for 30 miles with a tray of lasagna on the roof of his car and it was still there when he got to my sisters house!

[Chigworthy]

My father drove for 30 miles with a tray of lasagna on the roof of his car and it was still there when he got to my sisters house!

We drove from San Francisco to San Diego when I was a kid. We made the entire trip with a plastic spatula on the roof of the truck. The spatula would have been perfect for serving lasagna.

[Death Metal Moe]

I guess this means Jezo is back on the market and can finally pursue the new female intern on Ron and Fez like he's been wanting to.

[Kevin]

I guess this means Jezo is back on the market and can finally pursue the new female intern on Ron and Fez like he's been wanting to.

With the fit women at his "gym" You would think he would stalk one of those..

Or has he.....

[Death Metal Moe]

With the fit women at his "gym" You would think he would stalk one of those..

Or is he currently jacking off on a pair of panties he stole from their locker while they were on the treadmill.....

Fixed it for ya

[DOHO@HOME]

For a replacement wedding band get yourself a nice little cock ring, she will love it!

[Death Metal Moe]

For a replacement wedding band get yourself a nice little cock ring, she will love it!

Strangely enough, with the way Jezo does things he would still have to remove it to do auto repairs.

He's a freak.

[ozzie]

Goodbye wedding band!

Lisa needs braces

Wedding band!

Lisa needs braces

Wedding band!

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