Ron and Fez Listening Thread...08/18/2010...Live or Memorex?

[Dell]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hl36_Zscz9U/RvAeX73Qg2I/AAAAAAAAABE/X5Dp338luV0/s400/Wallpaper_Bo-Derek_LUI-1980-05_01.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Would you like to play a game? Of Softball? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Buy an Eastside Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. Really. Do it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866-Ron-0-Fez

Have fun with it buddays, and don't be gentle...heading to all day meeting and cannot contribute much...:bye:

[Misteriosa]

thanks for the thread budday :thumbup: i was revving up to start today's

is the site running like shit for anyone else, or is it just me?

[Crispy123]

thanks for the thread budday :thumbup: i was revving up to start today's

is the site running like shit for anyone else, or is it just me?

Mornin buddays :bye:

no problems for me so far...

[Misteriosa]

i hope today is a live show :o

[Lemieux66]

Ichiban: Jay Mohr looks like an asshole on O&A.

[IamFogHat]

Morning.

[Willmore]

http://play-card-games.co.uk/images/dice-blowing.jpg

Come on baby, daddy needs some live R&F!

[Baby DEW Year]

Mornin' everyone!


Happy Hump Day!!!!!:innocent:

[Servo]

Morning kids... show opener, so it looks like we got a live one here.

Opening song is "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction. I love this song, but I absolutely hate the live version that came out about 10 years ago.

[Jayw]

Right now!

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Anyone here see Jane's Addiction when they toured w/ NIN recently ("NINJA" Tour)? If so, how was it?

[Manning, Esq.]

Aloha Kakahiaka Mai Ron & Fez Ohana!

[Misteriosa]

an opener and a live show.. things are looking up :o

[IamFogHat]

I was having a cigarette, do we know why they were off?

[sailor]

Did Ron even intro fez?

Nevermind.

[Misteriosa]

I was having a cigarette, do we know why they were off?

we do not.. not yet at least.. :o

[Chigworthy]

I was having a cigarette, do we know why they were off?

This, minus the cigarette.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hate Shock, but Love the Jock.

[Dell]

I'm on a quick meeting break, but unable to listen...

did they explain (not that they owe us) the best of yesterday...

[IamFogHat]

Ichiban: My girlfriend isn't pregnant:thumbup:

[Manning, Esq.]

Schlesinger was an XMer for years. Dunno if that was still the case on N-day. Her highly opinionated, judgmental, and curt "therapy" always had her 11 letters back in my book.

[Misteriosa]

Ichiban: My girlfriend isn't pregnant:thumbup:

hi five ^.^

[Misteriosa]

Schlesinger was an XMer for years. Dunno if that was still the case on N-day. Her highly opinionated, judgmental, and curt "therapy" always had her 11 letters back in my book.

ive never heard of this expression. can you explain it to me? im assuming its negative

[Crispy123]

Ichiban: My girlfriend isn't pregnant:thumbup:

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/imagesmatrix-dodge-this-small1.jpg

[Misteriosa]

WB! lol

http://www.uncoverage.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/godhatesfagsfuneral.jpg

i wonder if someone could have Michigan J Frog put in holding the signs...


http://en.wikivisual.com/images/0/0a/Michigan_J_Frog.png

[barjockey]

http://play-card-games.co.uk/images/dice-blowing.jpg

Come on baby, daddy needs some live R&F!

That crap game needs some chips. Nobody has any $$$

[Manning, Esq.]

ive never heard of this expression. can you explain it to me? im assuming its negative

It's only negative when you start the alphabetic count from the phrase "N-day" (as in Laura's N-day), and thus my book puts her 11 letters back = "C." Muddled and cryptic? Yup. Accurate without saying C-word? True dat.

[realmenhatelife]

Not him? Experts?

[Willmore]

Fez is trying?

[YourAmishDaddy]

Like anyone will actually miss Dr. Laura. Ding Dong the Witch is Dead. No one cares.

[Misteriosa]

im certainly glad she's gonna be off the air.. :o

[jimmyolsenblues]

funny they did not say why they were out yesterday...

[Misteriosa]

funny they did not say why they were out yesterday...

no they didnt, but then again, they really dont have to.

it would be nice to know tho

[n0thng2bdone]

Ichiban: My girlfriend isn't pregnant:thumbup:

by girlfriend, do you mean boyfriend?

[n0thng2bdone]

since they didn't say, i bet it was ron-related

[Misteriosa]

spekalate spekalate!

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Will the revolution be televised???

[Misteriosa]

Will the revolution be televised???

i have it on good authority that no, the revolution would not be televised. :smoke:

[IamFogHat]

Cue the asshole callers.
I predict a meltdown today, don't know why, I just have a feeling.

[Manning, Esq.]

Holy Rich Little - Did we just get treated to another Fez-pression?

Welcome back, Big Cat <knocking wood>.

[Misteriosa]

i was told as a child that if i swallowed a piece of gum, a tree would grow in my stomach... :huh:

[Buffalo Back Jared]

i was told as a child that if i swallowed a piece of gum, a tree would grow in my stomach... :huh:

I heard last week some dude had a pea plant growing in his lung. Guess he inhaled something that just decided to take root. F-ing disgusting.....

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i was told as a child that if i swallowed a piece of gum, a tree would grow in my stomach... :huh:

By tree did you mean child, and by gum do you mean . . . ?

[Misteriosa]

By tree did you mean child, and by gum do you mean . . . ?

no...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

no...

Too late, I've already interpreted it as that! :innocent:

[Buffalo Back Jared]

I heard last week some dude had a pea plant growing in his lung. Guess he inhaled something that just decided to take root. F-ing disgusting.....

FYI -- I am from the future. 8 mins. into the future, to be exact...

[Willmore]

If you die in your dream, yo die for real. Also, if you see meat in your dream, you will die.

[sailor]

Dive into a pool and you can break your neck and be paralyzed for life.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

If you die in your dream, yo die for real.

But when you hear the music you wake up... or move up one level to the van that's crashing into the river.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Dive into a pool and you can break your neck and be paralyzed for life.

Love this warning sticker...

http://www.decalsbay.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/170x170/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/n/o/no_diving_restriction_sign_color_decal.jpg

[YourAmishDaddy]

If anyone can cry underwater I'm sure it's Fez.

[Manning, Esq.]

"Fez is Strong" = Fez's Headphones are Off

[Lemieux66]

I guess that call did it.

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh, a guest . . . Now I know that the 'phones are off.

[Willmore]

We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

[realmenhatelife]

I'm really looking forward to this movie.

[ANC]

Hiya buddies. What movie are they promoting?

[Manning, Esq.]

Daniel Stamm, from IMDB: " . . . became a certified hypnotist . . ."

Please, make ____ ________ come back, and act like a granny.

[Edwin]

Is this for that new Exorcism flick?

[IamFogHat]

Hiya buddies. What movie are they promoting?
The Last Exorcism.

[sailor]

The father of one of my friends is a priest and took place in an exorcism. He refuses to talk about it, but swears it's no fucking joke.

[A.J.]

The father of one of my friends is a priest and took place in an exorcism. He refuses to talk about it, but swears it's no fucking joke.

How would a priest have a kid?

[IamFogHat]

How would a priest have a kid?

He's probably Episcopalian. And also a rube apparently.

[Willmore]

The father of one of my friends is a priest and took place in an exorcism. He refuses to talk about it, but swears it's no fucking joke.

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[n0thng2bdone]

hey spy--an organic golf course:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/sports/golf/17vineyard.html

[Manning, Esq.]

How would a priest have a kid?

It's still highly unusual, but not unheard of:
Fr. Tom McMichael, Archdioceses of Seattle;
Rev. Richard Bradford, Boston;
& about 100 others, all celibate (?).

SORRY - These are just married priests; unsure of kids.

[ANC]

The Last Exorcism.

Thank you sir...

[Willmore]

Fucking Hitchcock, I'm still scared of black birds.

[sailor]

He's probably Episcopalian. And also a rube apparently.


Yes, they are episcopalian. No, he is not a rube.

[A.J.]

Yes, they are episcopalian. No, he is not a rube.

Then it doesn't count. Catholics do the exorcisms.

[disneyspy]

hey spy--an organic golf course:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/sports/golf/17vineyard.html

with annual dues of $12,000



i'm at the wrong place,i only get a dollar from each golfer

[sailor]

Then it doesn't count. Catholics do the exorcisms.

Did you hear the interview?

[disneyspy]

this guy just called her his "fucking sister" what does he expect her to do?

[aceofspades7]

who the fuck is this guy whining about his sister banging some guy?

[Manning, Esq.]

who the fuck is this guy whining about his sister banging some guy?

Cleopatra's re-animated, unknown brother (er, either of the two that she married)?

[CountryBob]

I had sex with my 2 step sisters when I was a teen. No blood relation so I didnt have a problem with it. Later, Mom died and I have no relation with them anymore. I was getting pussy at home.

[A.J.]

Did you hear the interview?

Oh literal sailor....

[Manning, Esq.]

Holy Shit!! Ice Cube.

Surely, Fez didn't leave out for this one.

[Edwin]

Ice Cube!! Woooo!

[CountryBob]

Cube!

[danlaroe]

crazy motherfucker named ice cube

[Edwin]

Ice Cube writes rhymes that I say...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I had sex with my 2 step sisters when I was a teen. No blood relation so I didnt have a problem with it. Later, Mom died and I have no relation with them anymore. I was getting pussy at home.

You're my hero, and I'm disgusted by you.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

crazy motherfucker named ice cube

From the gang called niggaz wit attitude?

[sailor]

Oh literal sailor....

Ha!

[n0thng2bdone]

before:
http://woooha.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ice-cube_-b-real.jpg


after:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/11/21/books/stev450.jpg

[IamFogHat]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:CUcxBy4P4_T0uM:http://www.trendyink.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/funny-ice-cube-first-i-was-like-but-then.jpg&t=1

[Chigworthy]

Holy Shit!! Ice Cube.

Surely, Fez didn't leave out for this one.

Indeed, it seems like he lef' out.

[Manning, Esq.]

From the gang called niggaz wit attitude?

Here's a brother that'll smother your mother;
And, make your sister think I love her . . .

Coincidental?

Peace, Easy.

[danlaroe]

just win baby

[sailor]

He should do a cover of the autumn wind.

[danlaroe]

i didnt use my a k today

[Furtherman]

I have a vivid memory of the 2nd Lallapooliza of the entire crowd jumping with their middle fingers screaming "Fuck You Ice Cube!"

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i didnt use my a k today

Nice interview, he didn't even get no static from the cowards.

[realmenhatelife]

I have a vivid memory of the 2nd Lallapooliza of the entire crowd jumping with their middle fingers screaming "Fuck You Ice Cube!"

Just another Saturday at Anthony Cumia's.

[Manning, Esq.]

I have a vivid memory of the 2nd Lallapooliza of the entire crowd jumping with their middle fingers screaming "Fuck You Ice Cube!"

Nice. Thanks for that callback - Riverport, St. Louis, with Cypress on the Second Stage!!

[Edwin]

That Cube interview ruled.

[Misteriosa]

the interwebs are back (finally)

what did i miss?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

That Cube interview ruled.

I usually don't listen to these interviews but I fucking enjoyed this.

[realmenhatelife]

I do believe that study, a guy will cheat on his girl that makes more money to exert a sense of control in the relationship.

[Manning, Esq.]

Judges sit too high. Can't wear flip-flops? A guy in the 1960s successfully wore a jacket that said "Fuck the Draft." I say successfully, but actually, Calif. arrested him, and he took it up to the U.S. Supremes and won. Wouldn't try it, though.

[Manning, Esq.]

the interwebs are back (finally)

what did i miss?

Fez escaping two interviews, the most recent with O'Shea Jackson.

[Misteriosa]

i missed an ice cube interview? :wallbash:

of course i miss the one that i actually *want* to hear.

fml. :glurps:

[disneyspy]

i missed an ice cube interview? :wallbash:

of course i miss the one that i actually *want* to hear.

fml. :glurps:

do you have an mp3?

[Misteriosa]

do you have an mp3?

i have many mp3s :unsure:

[disneyspy]

i have many mp3s :unsure:

TORRENT THAT SHIT THEN!!

or somethin

[Servo]

Is Fez serious with this topic? :unsure:

[disneyspy]

i give up my seat for hot pregnant women cuz i know they do it

[Misteriosa]

Is Fez serious with this topic? :unsure:

he sounds pretty serious about it. :o

[Servo]

he sounds pretty serious about it. :o

Ha! It just seemed a weird thing to wonder about...

[realmenhatelife]

Is Fez serious with this topic? :unsure:

It's a good idea actually, not for discussion but if there was a little visual skit with a car full of pregnant women, disabled and elderly all looking at eachother in a subway car I'd laugh my ass off.


Fez hates women and breeders, so thats why pregnant women are last.


I saw a legit DOT roadsign last week that said "Road being oiled next week" Who the hell does that help, it didn't have a date on it and I dont know if I'm supposed to drive differently or what.

[Warren Peace]

Well, Fez is elderly and disabled....

[Manning, Esq.]

From FMW's perspective, it's moot.

I thought that he was an elderly, disabled, pregnant woman.

[IamFogHat]

How do you swallow cum when it's in your pussy?

[Misteriosa]

How do you swallow cum when it's in your pussy?

maybe the guy is a strong shooter? lol

[disneyspy]

How do you swallow cum when it's in your pussy?

a long straw

[disneyspy]

i use the hitler scale when it comes to who to give up the seat

disable die first

then the elderly

then gypsies
then jews


but pregnant hotties need to taken care of

[Misteriosa]

a long straw

lick the rag?

[A.J.]

The pregnant women should be in the kitchen, barefoot.

[Misteriosa]

when im on the train, i rarely see men give up their seats for anyone. its usually a train ful of seated men, elderly and disabled.

[sailor]

a long straw

Have a friend help.

[IamFogHat]

Gotta love obstinate Fez.

[disneyspy]

lick the rag?

i caught a chick tounging my used rubber,i said "MOM WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!"

[sailor]

This is why I sleep on the train to work.

[Misteriosa]

oh and i *rarely* see the disbaled on the trains ever since the access-a-ride system came online. its a taxi service for $2.25 a ride for the disabled

[Manning, Esq.]

Go Fez Go!

[And, not the run away kind of Go]

[n0thng2bdone]

oh and i *rarely* see the disbaled on the trains ever since the access-a-ride system came online. its a taxi service for $2.25 a ride for the disabled

access-a-ride was just cut back, now the disableds are in the streets protesting

[Misteriosa]

did i just hear the confession to the secret? :huh:

[disneyspy]

Little Bo-Fezzy has lost his sheepy,
And can't tell where to find him;
Leave him alone, And he'll come home,
Wagging his ass behind him

[SinA]

should a mentally disabled elderly radio personality give up their seat to a young red-headed alcoholic radio personality with two young children?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

when im on the train, i rarely see men give up their seats for anyone. its usually a train ful of seated men, elderly and disabled.

What man would would give up his position in a train with you? :wub:

[A.J.]

when im on the train, i rarely see men give up their seats for anyone.

It happens down here too. Bunch of ill-mannered savages.

[IamFogHat]

Oh we're all even now, I guess we're all set with the gay marriage thing.

[Misteriosa]

access-a-ride was just cut back, now the disableds are in the streets protesting

http://www.3click.tv/mp4//South%20Park/season5/metadata/179605.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

should a mentally disabled elderly radio personality give up their seat to a young red-headed alcoholic radio personality with two young children?

I thought Bonaduce was sober . . . .

[disneyspy]

shitty caller-have you seen my keys?

fez-try checking up your ass

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[n0thng2bdone]

i'm with ron, two drops is fake. and after relistening to the retard punch story, i'm convinced that was fake too. and the toenails. and and

[IamFogHat]

What's the two drops thing?

[Misteriosa]

could the two-drop issue come from prostate problems? (this is a serious question)

[disneyspy]

not only have i already heard this ive down loaded it to my mp3

way ahead of my old teacher now

[sailor]

shitty caller-have you seen my keys?

fez-try checking up your ass

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Yeah, that was great.

[n0thng2bdone]

two drops is the supposed quantity of fez's paltry load

[A.J.]

How can they not teach how to write in cursive? You have to learn to sign your name on formal documents.

[IamFogHat]

two drops is the supposed quantity of fez's paltry load

Maybe he stops at precum and doesn't realize he hasn't had an orgasm.

[disneyspy]

two drops is the supposed quantity of fez's paltry load

he'll never knock up a chick with that

[sailor]

I just heard about the cursive shit yesterday. Fucking crazy.

[Manning, Esq.]

i'm with ron, two drops is fake. and after relistening to the retard punch story, i'm convinced that was fake too. and the toenails. and and

Whaaa?!? It's still real to me, dammit!

[n0thng2bdone]

he'll never knock up a chick with that

maybe he'll find another way of making his dream of saving the whatley name a reality

http://www.tvonthebrain.com/wp-content/gallery/5517-modern-family-some-promotional-videoimages/cameron_baby.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

How can they not teach how to write in cursive? You have to learn to sign your name on formal documents.

Most authorities, north of Mason Dixon, will accept it without cursive.

Most Sincerely,
/s/ Manning, Esq.

[disneyspy]

Most authorities, north of Mason Dixon, will accept it without cursive.

Most Sincerely,
/s/ Manning, Esq.

the ones south of it accept an X

[Misteriosa]

they are pushing it to the limit today (limiiiiiit!) :tongue:

[Manning, Esq.]

My father, a Vietname Vet, once gave me the family's prized possession - a gold watch.

It smelled.

[Willmore]

oh and i *rarely* see the disbaled on the trains ever since the access-a-ride system came online. its a taxi service for $2.25 a ride for the disabled

Hmm.

How much is cheapest wheelchair you can buy? That + 2.25 a ride and it's way better than paying for a taxi.

[Manning, Esq.]

D to the ONK, my N-persons (thanks Larry).

[disneyspy]

later buddys,i have 20 dvds burned and will start workin on LET THE PUPPIES BREATHE tommorow PM your address if you want a PUP FRICTION,have a good one


C'YA!!

[disneyspy]

oh and those of you that didnt thank me for PF can fuck off

[Misteriosa]

until tomorrow, buddays :bye:

[Dell]

sweet...made seven pages...

later buddays...:bye:

[sailor]

oh and those of you that didnt thank me for PF can fuck off

Yeah, send magnets people!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

My father, a Vietname Vet, once gave me the family's prized possession - a gold watch.

It smelled.


How does such a good Pulp Fiction reference get read over?

[Servo]

My father, a Vietname Vet, once gave me the family's prized possession - a gold watch.

It smelled.

Tell me, Bootch... how does it feel to keel a man?

[disneyspy]

My father, a Vietname Vet, once gave me the family's prized possession - a gold watch.

It smelled.

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[SinA]

I didn't realize at the time that this was an accurate drawing of Fez in mid-climax:

http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/202friends/vIpJTv7OG3uonhPQs1I7SgO03ffv7dAycle9rMhdH6Kr5Xuvh5 Z4orqzdGFl/Fezs_Penis_Drawing.jpg.scaled.1000.jpg