Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/21/10...Step Up 4, Post You Whore!

[Furtherman]

Buddays. Check yoself before you wreck yoself.

http://www.lingeriespecialists.com/images_products/hot_dancer_strapless_set_7445lar.jpg

Help out 'lil Stanley Mac (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show, WILL YA ALREADY?! JEEZE!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)


866-Ron-0-Fez

[biggestmexi]

PS3 now plays 3D blu-rays.

FYI

[Willmore]

Let's go for the record - 4 pages. Wooo, I have faith.

[MonkeyBall]

Did Rustin accidently out Fez at the very end of the show yesterday? And by "out" I mean upset. Or send into a defensive mental crouch.....

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

these go to eleven...

[Zorro]

Ichiban: After 31 years Liberace Museum Closing

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39273852/ns/travel-destination_travel/

[Gutter]

mornin buddays.......props to DisneySpy.....got my DVD's yesterday....thanx duder.

Ichiban: If you're a dumb twat hanging out in a bar filled with Giants fans, don't walk over by them when their team is down by 30 points and talk about how happy you are that they're loosing and that its not even a contest. Maybe then you won't get your tires slashed on your birthday you hideous wench.

[Dell]

it was 10-12 when I was in high school as well...may mean Ron is as old as I, which is older than Fez...

[Dell]

Chicago and Philadelphia...I'm still 100% in the elimination pool...

[Misteriosa]

i am still typing out psych evals so i wont be able to listen for a while, if at all.

oh poo.. :down:

see yoose all when i can. :o

[sailor]

Do the mummers play the carnival cruise song of Kathy lee Gifford?

[Gutter]

oh my God, the boil is gone and its back to ol soggy bottom Fez. that didn't take long did it?

[Furtherman]

oh my God, the boil is gone and its back to ol soggy bottom Fez. that didn't take long did it?

Now he's got nothing to contribute.

[Lemieux66]

Miss Fez('s boil).

[sailor]

Wasn't 1/3 of the pool out last week?

[KC2OSO]

Rough session. :glurps:
Fez shit on the couch.

[Gutter]

Now he's got nothing to contribute.

so he thinks........i wanna hear more NFL picks from the new and improved boil, now referred to as "packed abscess hole".

[Willmore]

Rough session. :glurps:
Fez shit on the couch.

It wasn't much. A little trickle down when the psychiatrist pulled out.

[biggestmexi]

Funny show so far



"WAAAAA WAAAA"

I wish i could eat a breakfast sangwich

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I had to log in because of that Ronnie B line.

[2120SoMichiganAve]

What's a Russian Percocet ? not polish - russian

[KC2OSO]

Oatmeal therapy?

[Willmore]

What's a Russian Percocet ? not polish - russian

http://chat-behigh.org/www/oxycodone.jpg

[DOHO@HOME]

We need Fezzie Boil back:wallbash:

[Furtherman]

Ron is fed up.

[KC2OSO]

http://www.njmikec.com/images/DSC_8956.bmp

[Misteriosa]

did i just sign on just in time for a fez breakdown?

[Furtherman]

http://www.imusicdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/photo-of-susan-boyle_336x401.jpg

[Furtherman]

did i just sign on just in time for a fez breakdown?

He's been on the verge all morning.

[Willmore]

http://www.imusicdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/photo-of-susan-boyle_336x401.jpg

sexy time.

[A.J.]

I hope people call in to offer advice to Fez!

[Willmore]

Yeah, I take the responsibility ... that's why I fired my other therapists.

[Misteriosa]

here are all the plates and expected responses to the Rorschach test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test)

[Misteriosa]

i think fezzie resents everyone. all resentment, all the time. :down:

[Willmore]

here are all the plates and expected responses to the Rorschach test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test)

Yay! Two X chromosomes.

[Gutter]

i saw sea horses.....sea horse sea shell......lighthouses rule.

[Gutter]

here are all the plates and expected responses to the Rorschach test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test)

i saw sea horses.....sea horse sea shell......lighthouses rule.



now its funneh.

[jennysmurf]

here are all the plates and expected responses to the Rorschach test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test)

Hmmmmm...some of my answers weren't on the list. Wonder what that means?:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

remember fezzie:
Do, or do not. There is no try
http://sci-fi.lovetoknow.com/wiki/images/Sci-Fi/4/45/Yoda.jpg

[Pittsburgh]

Fez is the ungrateful one - these two young men, one underpaid the other free, carry his flaccid unfunny weeping ass through his work day and all Fez can come up with is a bag of poison.

[Misteriosa]

oh! do i get a radio psychic for that call? :unsure:

[Willmore]

remember fezzie:

http://sci-fi.lovetoknow.com/wiki/images/Sci-Fi/4/45/Yoda.jpg

You got a cold? That didn't sound like you on the phone.

[jennysmurf]

:thumbup:remember fezzie:

http://sci-fi.lovetoknow.com/wiki/images/Sci-Fi/4/45/Yoda.jpg

Oh, that caller just tried to steal your thunder, Misti, but we all know who thought of it first.

[sailor]

Ron really set fez up there. "do you think you want to be the phone number guy?"

[Dell]

here are all the plates and expected responses to the Rorschach test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test)

I always answer "asymmetric snowflake"...

[Misteriosa]

fezzie is taking the "beggars cant be choosers" mentality a little far, no? :unsure:

i wouldnt force any food on some one that i wouldnt eat myself

[jennysmurf]

I'm with Fezzie here. If I brought in breakfast and people did nothing but complain about it, then I'd be miffed too. Even if it was kinda bad, it wasn't Fezzie's fault--it was the thought that counts. Poor Fezzie, never gets any appreciation.

[jennysmurf]

fezzie is taking the "beggars cant be choosers" mentality a little far, no? :unsure:

i wouldnt force any food on some one that i wouldnt eat myself

I wouldn't either. I would've told them not to eat it if it was bad. If I was Hicks, I would've pretended I had eaten it, just to save Fezzie's feelings. Cause I'm a good person.:wink:

[Willmore]

fezzie is taking the "beggars cant be choosers" mentality a little far, no? :unsure:

i wouldnt force any food on some one that i wouldnt eat myself

You'll eat it and you'll like it!

That reminds me of some family dinners where food is being shoved down your throat whether you want it or not. Try it, come on, try it, TRY IT, IT'S GOOD!

[Dell]

it was like that time I was working at a homeless shelter and this guy that only sold the top of muffins tried to donate his muffin stumps to us...I said hey, we don't want your stupid stumps...

[jennysmurf]

C'mon Fezzie! You can do it! Tear 'em apart!:devil2:

[Willmore]

it was like that time I was working at a homeless shelter and this guy that only sold the top of muffins tried to donate his muffin stumps to us...I said hey, we don't want your stupid stumps...

That guy must have been a horrible baker. You can actually bake muffin tops without muffin bottoms.

[Willmore]

Mr Popper's Penguins is the new Jim Carrey comedy.

[Misteriosa]

now the *real* chuck wagon should call in

[Willmore]

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[Dell]

what's wrong big cat...callers getting you down...

chuckwagon, you're on ron and fez...

[jennysmurf]

I love Ron--all the callers being Chuckwagon made me laugh out loud.

[Misteriosa]

I love Ron--all the callers being Chuckwagon made me laugh out loud.

srsly. i barked out laughing when he started doing that

[Dell]

That guy must have been a horrible baker. You can actually bake muffin tops without muffin bottoms.

yeah...and the name of the place "Top Of The Muffin to You!" was a terrible name for his place...the exclamation point was totally lame...

[jennysmurf]

I wish I didn't have to leave, I've got a good feeling about today's show. I'll have to listen to the repeat later. Keep the thread alive!!:bye:

[Willmore]

I wish I didn't have to leave, I've got a good feeling about today's show. I'll have to listen to the repeat later. Keep the thread alive!!:bye:

Crying, depression, repressed anger, sure, sounds like a winner.

[sailor]

I don't like bill Murray. Not funny at all.

[Willmore]

I don't like bill Murray. Not funny at all.

Is that a Bill Murray deadpan, or do you just have no taste in film?

[A.J.]

I don't like bill Murray. Not funny at all.

That explains your Caddyshack hatred.

[sailor]

Winchester?

[A.J.]

Holy shit -- Chad Dukes is an R&F fan?

[Willmore]

Ron, you know what the difference between Chase and Murray is?

Charisma.

[A.J.]

Winchester?

The home of our own Papa Bear.

[sailor]

The home of our own Papa Bear.

Exactly. Who knew he was a relative of the unfunny Murray?

[sailor]

Is that a Bill Murray deadpan, or do you just have no taste in film?

Half of stripes was good and I enjoyed groundhog day a bit. What about bob is unwatchable.

[disneyspy]

stink nutts!,buddays,my long days of work (fuckin worked 8 fuckin hours today) are over,lets get this thread goin

RHINO!

[A.J.]

Exactly. Who knew he was a relative of the unfunny Murray?

Well, you would know what unfunny is. ZING.

Oh and thanks Spy! :wink:

[biggestmexi]

What A Throw Away Call.


"hey Kids Got Baseballs Sign By Bill Murray...derpy Derp Derp"

[sailor]

Meatballs IS a piece of shit.

[Recyclerz]

Half of stripes was good and I enjoyed groundhog day a bit. What about bob is unwatchable.

Uh Oh. Looks like Ron gave us the OK to kill Sailor. :)

[Furtherman]

What about bob is unwatchable.

:wacko:

[disneyspy]

ONLY 3 DAYS OF SUMMER LEFT! so todays chance to get old school ron and ron(featurin fez and paulo) dvds is...

what show is this clip from?

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[SinA]

I really like My Man Who Knew Too Little

[sailor]

Uh Oh. Looks like Ron gave us the OK to kill Sailor. :)

Yeah, I'm fuckin ready now.

[disneyspy]

the silence of my lambs is great

[Furtherman]

I really like My Man Who Knew Too Little

Agreed. One of his most underrated.

[sailor]

Chevy chase is much worse tho

[A.J.]

Chevy chase is much worse tho

Oh come on. How can anyone not like Fletch?

[disneyspy]

Chevy chase is much worse tho

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[A.J.]

Murray was in one of my all-time favorite SNL skits: "Il Returno de Hercules".

http://snl.jt.org/caps/episode_sketches/1987-03-21-10.jpg

[sailor]

Oh come on. How can anyone not like Fletch?

You kidding?

[A.J.]

You kidding?

You're right. He's no Adam Sandler.

[disneyspy]

whats this smodcast thing?

[Gutter]

Half of stripes was good and I enjoyed groundhog day a bit. What about bob is unwatchable.

:wacko:


Sailor.....you should be doing this.....

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[sailor]

Bill Murray once kicked my dog. What a dick.

[disneyspy]

i checked out the spynetwork,there were already 4 people in there so i decided to plug in

[disneyspy]

CCTV is up at the secret room

[Gutter]

Bill Murray once kicked my dog. What a dick.

that explains it.



BTW, I really have zero interest to hear what Fez has to say about Jacobs throwing his helmet which accidentally went 10 rows into the crowd hurting no one. i'm still gonna listen, but i'm prepared for ridiculousness. guarantee he's going with, "this guy should be kicked off the team, banished from the league, strung up by his toes and the total fine would be whatever falls out of his pockets including blank checks".

[Furtherman]

Murray was in one of my all-time favorite SNL skits: "Il Returno de Hercules".

http://snl.jt.org/caps/episode_sketches/1987-03-21-10.jpg

Perhaps I can lift a smaller boulder!

[disneyspy]

not CWC

it made him cry?

[Dell]

in and out of meetings all day...has Rustin made his appearance yet?

Rustin Fan Card Holder #1...

[disneyspy]

in and out of meetings all day...has Rustin made his appearance yet?

Rustin Fan Card Holder #1...

everyone knows that only stink nutts cardholders are cool

[A.J.]

Perhaps I can lift a smaller boulder!

"Stop saying 'The Mighty Hercules'!"

[SinA]

in and out of meetings all day...has Rustin made his appearance yet?

Rustin Fan Card Holder #1...

Nope. Ron's just tossing softballs up today and Fez is knocking them outta the park.

[Furtherman]

Fez has the emotional expanse of a 12 year old boy. If you make fun of him, he hopes you die. Really, it would make him very happy if you were dead. He's carrying a lot of shit from his childhood.

[Dell]

Nope. Ron's just tossing softballs up today and Fez is knocking them outta the park.

you have some great sig pics...

[disneyspy]

you have some great sig pics...

in one of your sig pix i can find you,youre wearing a maroon colored shirts

[Misteriosa]

I really like My Man Who Knew Too Little

Agreed. One of his most underrated.

yo matey, you stabbed me with your pen.

love that movie :happy:

[Dell]

type one diabetic's pancreas does not produce insulin, type two diabetics cells do not take the insulin the pancreas produces...

type one diabetic's only need sugar when they are having an insulin reaction (too much insulin injected)...

knew everyone was soooo curious...

[Willmore]

Todd from Florida?

http://sheneverslept.com/newsandreviews/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/the-twilight-zone1.jpg

[A.J.]

Fez has the emotional expanse of a 12 year old boy. If you make fun of him, he hopes you die. Really, it would make him very happy if you were dead. He's carrying a lot of shit from his childhood.

And what does he do for every holiday or break that they have? He's goes back to his childhood home.

That's not helping.

[disneyspy]

type one diabetic's pancreas does not produce insulin, type two diabetics cells do not take the insulin the pancreas produces...

type one diabetic's only need sugar when they are having an insulin reaction (too much insulin injected)...

knew everyone was soooo curious...

you should call that in

[DOHO@HOME]

Meatballs IS a piece of shit.

How dare you on the man's birfday.

[Dell]

in one of your sig pix i can find you,youre wearing a maroon colored shirts

for those that missed it the FIRST time you made that joke...:furious:

[DOHO@HOME]

And what does he do for every holiday or break that they have? He's goes back to his childhood home.

That's not helping.

Of course it is he's becoming a part of the show after going home.

[disneyspy]

hey everyone see,i called dell hurley,its funny cuz hurleys really fat,and im fuckin with dell when i say hes hurley,i coulld tell that shit everyday

[Willmore]

John McCain is Fez-bashing right now.

[disneyspy]

i listened to yesterdays show this morning,fez said he got his hole packed and no one went for the easy joke,so sad

[Dell]

hey everyone see,i called dell hurley,its funny cuz hurleys really fat,and im fuckin with dell when i say hes hurley,i coulld tell that shit everyday

someone's a little testy when he has to work an eight-hour day...

[disneyspy]

someone's a little testy when he has to work an eight-hour day...

I FUCKIN WORKED 10 HOURS YESTERDAY!!

hate aeratin my greens

and im used to 6 hour days

[Zorro]

And what does he do for every holiday or break that they have? He's goes back to his childhood home.

That's not helping.

I was under the impression that Fez really doesn't want help. Why get cured when you can piss and moan all day long to tens of people on the radio.

[disneyspy]

what the hell does a blind guy need a car for?

[Mogrits]

Whose voice is more annoying: Iris from Bay Ridge Brooklyn or Stalker Patty's?

[Zorro]

How many years since the Patty wig thing?

[disneyspy]

How many years since the Patty wig thing?

i think it was early '02 or late '01

[Gutter]

Whose voice is more annoying: Iris from Bay Ridge Brooklyn or Stalker Patty's?

definitely stalker patty.........iris is just loud and obnoxious........patty actually sounds like she has bad breath. iris is just a terrible accent.......patty has that awful cadence on top of a bad accent......its all drawn out an exaggerated and then for no reason at all, her voice goes deeper as if someone just let go of her balls.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,sorry i havent been able to help these pitiful threads this week, i'll put my anus up if we get 12 pages on thursday,have a good one


C'YA!!

[Pitdoc]

alright buddays,sorry i havent been able to help these pitiful threads this week, i'll put my anus up if we get 12 pages on thursday,have a good one


C'YA!!

and that's supposed to motivate us HOW????

[disneyspy]

and that's supposed to motivate us HOW????

my big balls got 12 so i figger my freakishly small anus will get that no prob

its so small and tight that when i fart it comes out as a whistle

[Dell]

my big balls got 12 so i figger my freakishly small anus will get that no prob

its so small and tight that when i fart it comes out as a whistle

cock tease...

[IamFogHat]

I was in the car so I couldn't post, but Fez had a pretty bad day today right? I didn't hear the 11-12 hour, anything in particular set old Big Cat off?

[Furtherman]

I was in the car so I couldn't post, but Fez had a pretty bad day today right? I didn't hear the 11-12 hour, anything in particular set old Big Cat off?

The microphone.

[IamFogHat]

The microphone.

Oh Fez...

[IamFogHat]

The microphone.

Oh Fez...

Speaking of which, is anyone saddened by the fact that they used to accept somehow the days when Fez would be a mess because of reasons like "my maintenance man was there this morning", and now he comes in a mess because "It's Tuesday", and really in the end we were the assholes for letting him get away with being a mess because of the former in the first place? What is wrong with us?