Ron & Fez Listening Thread 10/13/10...Klaatu Barada Nikto! [Archive]

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 06:16 AM

Buddays. Excavate!

http://www.partypants.co.uk/fancy-dress-site-images/gold-digging-girl.jpg

Help out 'lil Stanley Mac (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Practice your inner peace, and speak of Ron & Fez. Namaste. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866-Ron-0-Fez

Willmore

10-13-2010, 06:35 AM

Dell

10-13-2010, 06:39 AM

moaning buddays...:bye:

got a couple hours of listening live, then begins our Monthly Status Review...:wallbash:

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 07:02 AM

Damn - if I had miners like her I would have never left the coal mines...

Gutter

10-13-2010, 07:05 AM

morning buddays.

Gutter

10-13-2010, 07:21 AM

Ichiban:

Nick Swardsons new show Pretend Time premiered last night.....couple of really funny skits, others not so much....overall, pretty good though. the skit with Lady Gaga's brother and NJ police officer Gary Gaga was pretty funny.

"what can i say....I'm a Gaga" hahaha

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sailor

10-13-2010, 07:25 AM

Ha, that guy gets to listen to Ron bash pixar films.

Recyclerz

10-13-2010, 07:25 AM

A job you don't have to show up for? Looks like somebody on the show (sometimes) has a booster.

A.J.

10-13-2010, 07:25 AM

Ah, Yankee arrogance....

sailor

10-13-2010, 07:30 AM

Wait, blowhards upset at someone looking to the past? Hahaha

Bigwils

10-13-2010, 07:31 AM

how many times is blowhard going to repeat the same thing

sailor

10-13-2010, 07:32 AM

The study is talking about taking an interest in your kids.

Gutter

10-13-2010, 07:33 AM

did he say soup sandwich? whats a soup sandwich? i want mine made out of campbells chunky.

Lemieux66

10-13-2010, 07:34 AM

What an idiotic thing to be angry about. That statistic is a simplification for sure, but it's rings somewhat true.

This caller is my new hero. Blowhard is a joyless prick.

sailor

10-13-2010, 07:34 AM

Always great to argue with science because it bothers you.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 07:36 AM

how many times is blowhard going to repeat the same thing

Until he gets murdered in Brooklyn. I've got a guy, I'm just saving up.

Dell

10-13-2010, 07:36 AM

how many bottom-lines does blowhard have...he has such a idiotic position on this...

family time (whether dinner or not) is very important...

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 07:37 AM

Especially in today's climate with texting and social networking - we need more family dinners and parents staying involved in their child's lives.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 07:37 AM

37 minutes into the show. Isn't it Fez time?

Sudsy Mug Saloon

10-13-2010, 07:38 AM

Would rather listen to Fez's health problems.....

of course he has no children! He is like Oprah, tell people what to do yet she has never been married, have kids...etc

Gutter

10-13-2010, 07:38 AM

how many bottom-lines does blowhard have...he has such a idiotic position on this...

family time (whether dinner or not) is very important...

Dinner with the fam was real important when i was growing up......i think i'm pretty well rounded. We'd watch Jeopardy and get all smart and shit.

Dell

10-13-2010, 07:39 AM

37 minutes into the show. Isn't it Fez time?

Fez started an elevator racing league that goes from 11:00 to noon...he only makes an appearance on the show when he gets elliminated...

Willmore

10-13-2010, 07:39 AM

Especially in today's climate with texting and social networking - we need more family dinners and parents staying involved in their child's lives.

Right. You have to catch their homosexual tendencies early and stop them. I've got a horror story to tell you about the Hilliers in Florida, they weren't involved and the results are heartbreaking.

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 07:40 AM

I'm getting misty eyed remembering family dinner time - both parents are dead now and I am so glad I have those memories.

A.J.

10-13-2010, 07:41 AM

Right. You have to catch their homosexual tendencies early and stop them. I've got a horror story to tell you about the Hilliers in Florida, they weren't involved and the results are heartbreaking.

OK, that made me laugh out loud.

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 07:41 AM

Dell

10-13-2010, 07:42 AM

I'm getting misty eyed remembering family dinner time - both parents are dead now and I am so glad I have those memories.

my children are college age and older now and they said that dinner time was one of there favorite things growing up...I remember it that way as well...

Willmore

10-13-2010, 07:42 AM

I'm getting misty eyed remembering family dinner time - both parents are dead now and I am so glad I have those memories.

Oh hey, I found your photo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Menendez_brothers_-_mug_shot.jpg

Warren Peace

10-13-2010, 07:42 AM

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 07:45 AM

Oh hey, I found your photo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Menendez_brothers_-_mug_shot.jpg

Haha - your on a roll today...

Dell

10-13-2010, 07:46 AM

him and his idiotic argument...

http://wizbangblue.com/images/2009/05/stage%20hook-thumb.png

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 07:49 AM

Is this the beginning of the Ron and Blowhard show??????

sailor

10-13-2010, 07:51 AM

Does BH not get that the single parent child is more at risk to drinking and highing?

Dell

10-13-2010, 07:51 AM

Is this the beginning of the Ron and Blowhard show??????

that caused me to throw up a little in my mouth...

wkj

10-13-2010, 07:52 AM

Blowhard is often amusing, but that was painful.

sailor

10-13-2010, 07:53 AM

BH doesn't get the concept of statistics, does he?

Gutter

10-13-2010, 07:54 AM

DAMN.....Rons Faveruh calls would be a nice palette cleanser right now.

wkj

10-13-2010, 07:55 AM

BH doesn't get the concept of statistics, does he?

Nope.

Dell

10-13-2010, 07:56 AM

BH doesn't get the concept of statistics, does he?

especially when delivered from those weird, privileged, dysfunctional hollywood types...

Gutter

10-13-2010, 07:57 AM

doot doot raisin the roof...don't worry...i aint got a mans dick....brett farve.

hahahahahhahahaha

Dell

10-13-2010, 07:59 AM

I'm recording the Favre tapes so that I can listen to them over and over again...fuckin hilarious...

Gutter

10-13-2010, 08:00 AM

I'm recording the Favre tapes so that I can listen to them over and over again...fuckin hilarious...

that random line about driving around without a windshield on his truck is a fucking riot.

DickRichards

10-13-2010, 08:01 AM

holy shit this is the funniest thing i've heard in a long time

Dell

10-13-2010, 08:02 AM

that random line about driving around without a windshield on his truck is a fucking riot.

I busted out laughing at that one...

Dorph

10-13-2010, 08:03 AM

that random line about driving around without a windshield on his truck is a fucking riot.

pahleeeeeeze? :)

Gutter

10-13-2010, 08:04 AM

pahleeeeeeze? :)

no can do hombre......i'm on the work 'puter at the office.

Lemieux66

10-13-2010, 08:12 AM

Oh Jesus.

Dell

10-13-2010, 08:14 AM

back after a coffee run...did Fez do a self-contained bit after the break?..

epo

10-13-2010, 08:15 AM

Please stop with the breakdowns.

I'm really really struggling with the show these days. My subscription is up at the end of the year, and R&F is the only reason I keep XM/Sirius.

I might have to walk away.

Lemieux66

10-13-2010, 08:16 AM

back after a coffee run...did Fez do a self-contained bit after the break?..

No, just skipped straight to the crying.

Dell

10-13-2010, 08:17 AM

Ron has his chick help him with the remotes...that has to be the second worse thing you can say about a guy...

Gutter

10-13-2010, 08:18 AM

Ron has his chick help him with the remotes...that has to be the second worse thing you can say about a guy...

just awful.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 08:24 AM

Mila Kunis has that after-Chernobyl glow about her.

sailor

10-13-2010, 08:25 AM

Zooey Deschanel

Willmore

10-13-2010, 08:26 AM

Minka Kelly was recently rated sexiest woman alive. I can't disagree.

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 08:29 AM

i want to see this based on one scene alone

http://nobodyputsbabyinahorner.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/black-swan-natalie-portman-mila-kunis.jpg

epo

10-13-2010, 08:29 AM

I'm not about to tolerate mockery of Megan Fox's club thumbs.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 08:31 AM

Alison Brie from Community and Mad Men. She plays two completely different characters, and in real life she is 10 times more stunning than either. Very unusual for someone to look better off TV.

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 08:32 AM

Eva Mendez for the win.

epo

10-13-2010, 08:32 AM

Mother was Bill Cosby
Jugs was Racquel Welch
Speed was Harvey Keitel

Dell

10-13-2010, 08:33 AM

Katherine Zeta Jones...

http://www.best.celebity-foto.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/catherine_zeta_jones_1.jpg

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 08:33 AM

Ive always like Jennifer Love Hewit

http://www.adrants.com/images/jennifer_love_hewitt_maxim_09.jpg

Lemieux66

10-13-2010, 08:34 AM

Alison Brie from Community and Mad Men. She plays two completely different characters, and in real life she is 10 times more stunning than either. Very unusual for someone to look better off TV.

Plus she's a legit dirty whore.

Forget what magazine interview I read where she told a bunch of sex
stories, but it was hot.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 08:35 AM

Ive always like Jennifer Love Hewit

http://www.adrants.com/images/jennifer_love_hewitt_maxim_09.jpg

Google Jennifer Love Hewitt cellulite.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 08:35 AM

Katherine Zeta Jones...

http://www.best.celebity-foto.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/catherine_zeta_jones_1.jpg

And soon to be single. Come on cancer, do your work.

sailor

10-13-2010, 08:36 AM

No way does Heigl lack sexuality.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 08:37 AM

No way does Heigl lack sexuality.

She's dumb. Depends on whether that make her more or less sexy for you.

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 08:37 AM

Google Jennifer Love Hewitt cellulite.

I have and Ive had KY & a sock handy.

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 08:39 AM

No way does Heigl lack sexuality.

She's pretty, but she doesn't project sexuality. Doesn't have that... thing.... that some of the other girls mentioned have.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 08:39 AM

I have and Ive had KY & a sock handy.

Hey, I've got no problem with some junk in the trunk. But that glam photo was not representative.

sailor

10-13-2010, 08:40 AM

She's dumb. Depends on whether that make her more or less sexy for you.

More, obviously.

A.J.

10-13-2010, 08:40 AM

Google Jennifer Love Hewitt cellulite.

Who cares. I'd still hit that.

A.J.

10-13-2010, 08:41 AM

And soon to be single. Come on cancer, do your work.

Oh wow.

SinA

10-13-2010, 08:43 AM

:unsure:

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 08:59 AM

i tweeted day dream believer.

jimmyolsenblues

10-13-2010, 09:04 AM

Ok we lose a week of ron and fez because fez does not feel well..
Does anyone believe he will do stuff to make him better?
I am upset we are losing a week of ron and fez.

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 09:05 AM

Talking about rock just dosent do it for me. I'd rather hear the rock artist being interviewed instead of a hosts opinion.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 09:05 AM

i tweeted day dream believer.

California Dreamin'

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 09:06 AM

Ok we lose a week of ron and fez because fez does not feel well..
Does anyone believe he will do stuff to make him better?
I am upset we are losing a week of ron and fez.

they BOTH just got out of the hospital. Have you ever considered that maybe the interns get a fall break and maybe pepper and RON need some time off too?

TjM

10-13-2010, 09:09 AM

they BOTH just got out of the hospital. Have you ever considered that maybe the interns get a fall break and maybe pepper and RON need some time off too?

NO!

They must entertain us. Also we want Fez to take time off but Ron to stay. If they wanna get better it should be on OUR! Terms!

:tongue:

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 09:15 AM

NO!

They must entertain us. Also we want Fez to take time off but Ron to stay. If they wanna get better it should be on OUR! Terms!

:tongue:

Not everyone can sit on their ass like a certain former producer (I mean Dave) and do a show once a week. These guys work and they deserve sum down time. :wink:

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 09:18 AM

I always think of Something about Mary when I hear this song.
You..............wooo....woooo......

timhorton

10-13-2010, 09:25 AM

inscense peppermints...niice

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 09:30 AM

heya buddays,indian summer here,fuckin leaves every fuckin where and october is s'posed to be my slow month,fuckin bullshit,theres my meltdown

sailor

10-13-2010, 09:30 AM

Omg, get this rambling whore and her shitty phone off the air.

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 09:32 AM

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 09:32 AM

heya buddays,indian summer here,fuckin leaves every fuckin where and october is s'posed to be my slow month,fuckin bullshit,theres my meltdown

hiya budday :bye:

you need to video that shit and post it on twitter.

sailor

10-13-2010, 09:41 AM

It's just like how Ron wouldn't be alone with the RHG.

aceofspades7

10-13-2010, 09:45 AM

the problem with teaching in a nice school district is that the parents run the schools... all around being a teacher sucks...

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 09:45 AM

Ron would handle the kid just like John Goodman did in The Big Lebowski

sailor

10-13-2010, 09:49 AM

Btw, what does the day the earth stood still have to do with this listening thread?

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 09:51 AM

Btw, what does the day the earth stood still have to do with this listening thread?

we're 3 hours into the show and theres only 4 pages?

sailor

10-13-2010, 09:54 AM

we're 3 hours into the show and theres only 4 pages?

Better than some.

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 09:56 AM

Btw, what does the day the earth stood still have to do with this listening thread?

I thought it was an evil dead reference.

Warren Peace

10-13-2010, 09:57 AM

Btw, what does the day the earth stood still have to do with this listening thread?

http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2010/10/prediction-2010-ufo-display-october-13.html

sailor

10-13-2010, 09:57 AM

Popping cum bubbles?

Willmore

10-13-2010, 09:59 AM

Haha, Fez, please do a cockney accent!

sailor

10-13-2010, 10:02 AM

I thought it was an evil dead reference.

They stole the line, too?

SinA

10-13-2010, 10:03 AM

Popping cum bubbles?

Loving Spoonful of Jizz?

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:04 AM

feel like suckin some cock? 202friends 202 Friends
Help Pepper Hicks, keep sending your bubblegum requests #thisisnotahashtag

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 10:09 AM

Btw, what does the day the earth stood still have to do with this listening thread?

http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2010/10/prediction-2010-ufo-display-october-13.html

Well done Warren Peace!

Hey, the day isn't over yet!!!

*pumps shotgun*

sailor

10-13-2010, 10:13 AM

We certainly do.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 10:19 AM

Best Network speech ever!

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:20 AM

I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore!1!!

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 10:21 AM

Slow clap - nice one Fezzie:clap:

Recyclerz

10-13-2010, 10:21 AM

The Nature Boy!

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:23 AM

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Gutter

10-13-2010, 10:23 AM

25th hour.....one of my top 10 favorites. Spike Lee's best IMO.

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 10:24 AM

Even with Fez reading it, it's still an awesome speech.

Gutter

10-13-2010, 10:26 AM

Even with Fez reading it, it's still an awesome speech.

I think we're edging on a breakthrough.

DOHO@HOME

10-13-2010, 10:27 AM

Wow Wee Love It Fezzie On Fire.

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 10:27 AM

I think we're edging on a breakthrough.

He really turned it on towards the end.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 10:27 AM

Fez is on fire.

Can he do Shakespeare? St. Crispin's speech would be nice.

sailor

10-13-2010, 10:27 AM

Would be funny for a gay to call and complain about Fez ranting about the Chelsea boys.

Recyclerz

10-13-2010, 10:28 AM

I think we're edging on a breakthrough.

Ditto
He's gotten in touch with his rage.

A.J.

10-13-2010, 10:29 AM

I'd like to hear Fez do Quint's monologue from Jaws.

Recyclerz

10-13-2010, 10:30 AM

Would be funny for a gay to call and complain about Fez ranting about the Chelsea boys.

So what are you waiting for?

See what I did there?

Gutter

10-13-2010, 10:30 AM

He really turned it on towards the end.

yea it was awesome.

FEZalogue's are cool.

Gutter

10-13-2010, 10:30 AM

So what are you waiting for?

See what I did there?

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.jpg

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 10:32 AM

I'd like to hear Fez do Quint's monologue from Jaws.

And you shall receive!

A.J.

10-13-2010, 10:32 AM

And you shall receive!

:clap:

Furtherman

10-13-2010, 10:33 AM

Did he do Alec Baldwin's monologue from Glen Gary Glenross? That'd be good.

Crispy123

10-13-2010, 10:39 AM

I wanna hear DDL: I drank your milkshake or the Jack Nickolson, you want me on the wall you need me on that wall!

Gutter

10-13-2010, 10:39 AM

Did he do Alec Baldwin's monologue from Glen Gary Glenross? That'd be good.

fuck you....thats my name.

sailor

10-13-2010, 10:40 AM

So what are you waiting for?

See what I did there?

Yeah, was waiting for that line. :)

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:40 AM

fuck you....thats my name.

ahahhahhaaha we now know gutter's real name

Gutter

10-13-2010, 10:41 AM

ahahhahhaaha we now know gutter's real name

i have strange parents.

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:42 AM

i have strange parents.

must have been wierd in church when it came time to leave and they started yellin for you

CountryBob

10-13-2010, 10:43 AM

William Wallace's last monolouge from Bravehart

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:44 AM

William Wallace's last monolouge from Bravehart

you want fez to have another heart attack?

Gutter

10-13-2010, 10:45 AM

Morgan Freeman as Red from Shawshank Redemption.

Willmore

10-13-2010, 10:47 AM

Is Fez coming out?

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:49 AM

Is Fez coming out?

why do you want to ask him out on a date?

Willmore

10-13-2010, 10:52 AM

why do you want to ask him out on a date?

I'll take one for the team, if it means getting him back.

disneyspy

10-13-2010, 10:53 AM

I'll take one for the team, if it means getting him back.

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