Something has to be done about Fez

[RONSLEFTNUT]

This has gone on for too long. Now he's having nightmares and packing suitcases with tape and a pair of shoes I think??
He's mentally unstable and he hasa bad heart and NOBODY is doing him any favors by keeping him on the air. He needs to go away someplace so he can SAVE his own life.
I'm a relatively new listener of the show and after what Artie Lange did to himself, yes it was drugs but the main pressure was from the show and everybody had great laughs at his expense way before and up until he left which was plain sad.
If Fez leaves, he hasa chance to rehabilitate himself and have a life. Yes I would love to see the return of EastSide Dave but they really have to blow the whistle or something really tragic is going to happen and soon.

[disneyspy]

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[bostonronandfezfan]

fuck you

[BoxyBrown]

I like yo' style baby.

[disneyspy]

fuck you

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[EndangeredFeces]

Your opinion about Fez is unwanted and not valued by our community.

[MissGradenko]

I feel so bad for Fezzie, I just want to give him a big hug every time I hear him break down on air.

WE LOVE YOU FEZZIE!!!

[DeathMetalMatty]

This has gone on for too long. Now he's having nightmares and packing suitBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH MOTHERFUCKING BLAH BLAHHHHHAAAHAAHAH!!!.



AAAAH!!! SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING CUNT FACE FAGGOT!!!

I was in RADIO longer than you, I know that Fez is FINE!!!

FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO DEATH AND BACK TO LIFE THEN DEAD AGAIN AND YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE SPOT WHERE WE DID IT WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE THEN JERK ME OFF!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

[mrniceguy]

i support fez,he seems nice

[universalspy]

spy report spy report-ronsleftnut sucks

[RONSLEFTNUT]

well Get Used To It Cocksmokerzz!!! And If You Don't Like It!! Learnnnnnnnn To Love It!! Because I'm Not Going Nowhere Especially For U Computer Hardguys!! My Cock Cums Vanilla Ice Cream!!!!

[RONSLEFTNUT]

MY COCK CUMS VANILLA ICE CREAM!!!eastside David Mcdonald Is Coming Back To Take Over Bithchez !! Lets Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooz It!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

My Cock Cums Vanilla Ice Cream!!!!

you don't say.

[RONSLEFTNUT]

oooooooooooooh Dont Beat Me Up With Your Cool Avatars!! Hahah Fat Faggots Sit Aroundall Day And Post On A Message Board!! Hahaha Get Lives!! (of Course Only To Those Who Attacked Me Otehrwise We'r Cool);-)

respect Thecock And I Will Tame All You Cunts!!

[IamFogHat]

For some reason I keep thinking this thread should have been called 'Sumthing has to be done about Fez.'

[Knowledged_one]

The last two years is a fucking time warp here

We get it fez is a mess
Esd is apparently the 2nd coming

Fucking move on people it's been the same shit for two years how do you all not get sick of posting the same shit year after year

[Crash]

AAAAH!!! SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING CUNT FACE FAGGOT!!!

I was in RADIO longer than you, I know that Fez is FINE!!!

FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO DEATH AND BACK TO LIFE THEN DEAD AGAIN AND YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE SPOT WHERE WE DID IT WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE THEN JERK ME OFF!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

No lie, this may be my favorite board character of all time. You sir, do not come around here often enough.

[Death Metal Moe]

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

[weekapaugjz]

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

apparently, a guy who cums vanilla ice cream.

[IamFogHat]

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

People who don't post here are posting and also board characters and it's so hilarious you should think it's hilarious.

[Jayw]

Pure genius thats what.

[PapaBear]

Finally! An anti Fez thread that's FUNNY!!!

[Recyclerz]

Finally! An anti Fez thread that's FUNNY!!!

Just like rape jokes -

There's nothing funny about Fez Whatley!



Anymore.



Unfortunately. :down:

[Chigworthy]

And here I thought the board character game was over.

[Space Edge]

I so know who the op is just by the way types on Stern sites.

[Mafialife Chris]

AAAAH!!! SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING CUNT FACE FAGGOT!!!

I was in RADIO longer than you, I know that Fez is FINE!!!

FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO DEATH AND BACK TO LIFE THEN DEAD AGAIN AND YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE SPOT WHERE WE DID IT WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE THEN JERK ME OFF!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

#fezsfaglist

[Melk]

People who don't post here are posting and also board characters and it's so hilarious you should think it's hilarious.
The funny on this thread would be impossible to measure.

[keithy_19]

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

You took the words right out of my mouth.

And I kind of want to believe this guy, but I hear his right nut has a completely different view on the matter.

[RONSLEFTNUT]

I so know who the op is just by the way types on Stern sites.

Do YA BIG BOYYYY??????? YOU SEEM TO KNOW IT ALL DONTCHA????
SWEET TITZ MCGHEE!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! UR A FAT FAGGOT(hits bell for MLC)
LOSER AND YO MOMMA HATES YOU, HAHHAHAHA WHAT KIND OF A DICKHEAD
COMES ON AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD AND SAYS HE KNOWS WHO
THIS IS HAHAHHAHAHAAA




MY CUM TASTES LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM!!!

[RONSLEFTNUT]

I so know who the op is just by the way types on Stern sites.

Do YA BIG BOYYYY??????? YOU SEEM TO KNOW IT ALL DONTCHA???? SWEET TITZ MCGHEE!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! UR A FAT FAGGOT(hits bell for MLC) LOSER AND YO MOMMA HATES YOU, HAHHAHAHA WHAT KIND OF A DICKHEAD COMES ON AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD AND SAYS HE KNOWS WHO THIS IS HAHAHHAHAHAAA




MY CUM TASTES LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM

[Dell]

denshun...lots and lots of denshun...

[disneyspy]

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[John Kruk]

I've seen a lot of strange things in my 10 years as a Major League ball player and even stranger things after I left ball, but this fuckin' thread just about takes the cake.

Speaking of cake...

[DeathMetalMatty]

I enjoy the male member places in my mouth where I pleasure it until my partner has ejaculated

Now you listen to me, you

LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING SHITBAG!!!!

FUCK YOUR FACE!!!!

FUCK YOUR MOUTH!!! WITH MY SHIT!!!!

I'm gonna hang a log out of my hairy asshole, pinch my sphincter closed
So it doesn't fully drop out, then fuck your filthy mouth hole with my hanging shit log.

MY SHIT INSIDE YOUR FILTHY MOUTH WOULD ACTUALLY BE A STEP UP
FROM THE CESSPOOL OF DISEASE AND LIES THAT IT IS NOW!!!!!!!

LISTEN UP DICK CHEESE, I WAS IN RADIO SO I KNOW BETTER THAN
YOU AT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER AND WILL EVER LEARN IN
YOUR HOPEFULLY BRIEF LIFE WE HAVE ALL COME TO CALL
THE GALACTIC MISTAKE!!!!

FEAST UPON MY ANAL OFFERING!!! DEVOUR MY SHIT!!!!
DROWN IN IT YOU PIECE OF HUMAN REFUSE!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GHGHGHGHGAHGHAGRHAGHAGRYKMKNHVKNHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck

[DeathMetalMatty]

OH, and Fez is your fucking dad you SHIT FEASTING JIZZ BUCKET!!!!

[Rube]

Hi everybody. Haven't see many of you post in some time now.

Did you know that the Alaskan brown bears, the world's largest meat-eating animals that live on land, can weigh as much as 1700 pounds?

[KingModem]

"Howdy my asshole hurts."

[RONSLEFTNUT]

I'm glad we got some fire back in this room! haha ! Back to my original point. We need to get Fez off the air and into a place that can help him. He needs a break. SooooBRING BACK DAVE!! BRING BACK DAVE!! :thumbup: DOGSIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[universalspy]

do you really think that posting stupid shit about fez on a fucking messageboard will get rid of him? and dave will go in debt further by going back to the show? heres another spy report-ronsleftnut is mentally unstable and his stupid use of large font has messed up the page,what a fuckin looser

[KingModem]

Hey Everybody! Look what I just got!

Dear RonFez.net messageboard -

In light of your recent thread, "Something has to be done about Fez", we have determined that it is best to acquire David "East-Side" McDonald from WBJB 90.5 FM in a trade for Fez Marie Whatley.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, and for using unnecessarily large fonts.

Sincerely,

Sirius XM Radio Shareholders

[Fugitive]

No such change is possible, as I have just purchased the domain name rights to roneastsidedave.net, and they are not for sale at any price. Rest Easy, Fezzy.

[Crispy_Mobile]

This thread has raised some interesting points, like would you suck a dick if it came vanilla ice cream?

[Misteriosa]

This thread has raised some interesting points, like would you suck a dick if it came vanilla ice cream?

totally.

[Dell]

what does vanilla ice cream have to do with it...:innocent:

[Misteriosa]

what does vanilla ice cream have to do with it...:innocent:

not much.. it would just make doing it that much more delicious :wub:

[Death Metal Moe]

I have to admit, I'm still not 100% sure what the fuck is even happening in this thread, but if someone is bashing Fez they need to step the fuck back.

[foodcourtdruide]

I have to admit, I'm still not 100% sure what the fuck is even happening in this thread, but if someone is bashing Fez they need to step the fuck back.

"The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is, where he comes from, and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats led him on this long march from home, and would he not rather have stayed there... in peace? War will make corpses of us all."

[Misteriosa]

i love that book :wub: im reading it now

[Death Metal Moe]

War.

UGH!!!!

What is it good for?

[foodcourtdruide]

i love that book :wub: im reading it now

Such an amazing moment in that story.

[Dell]

... And there will be no comfort for you. No comfort to ease the pain ...

[DeathMetalMatty]

Listen Furtherman,

Don't you ever, and I mean

EVER EDIT THE FORMAT OF MY FUCKING POSTS AGAIN!!!! I WAS IN RADIO AND I MEANT TO DO THAT TO BRING EXTRA EMPHASIS TO MY POST!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING MOD JACKOFF!!!

[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

... And there will be no comfort for you. No comfort to ease the pain ...

... there is nothing for you here... only death.

[Death Metal Moe]

... there is nothing for you here... only death.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_137H7sdqkLQ/SwXc3AYYajI/AAAAAAAAAdo/9MRZnIR9VWU/s1600/death_individual_thought_patterns_front.jpg

Sounds good to me, turn it up baby.

[foodcourtdruide]

... And there will be no comfort for you. No comfort to ease the pain ...

I know Ron probably dismisses the story as childish, but there's some deeply profound things about it. I'm surprised someone with an addictive personality can't appreciate the brilliance of the effect the ring has on people.

[disneyspy]

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[Furtherman]

Listen Furtherman,

Don't you ever, and I mean

EVER EDIT THE FORMAT OF MY FUCKING POSTS AGAIN!!!! I WAS IN RADIO AND I MEANT TO DO THAT TO BRING EXTRA EMPHASIS TO MY POST!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING MOD JACKOFF!!!



I had to fix the page, your worshipness, in order for your point to be read by all.

[sailor]

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

[DeathMetalMatty]

english Motherfucker! Do You Speak It??!??!?!

I Only Spoke English When I Was In Radio And That's All Anyone Else Should Speak Too!!!

If Not Then Fuck Yourself With Your Own Fist And Suck It Hard Cocks!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!

[Fugitive]

Listen Furtherman,

Don't you ever, and I mean

EVER EDIT THE FORMAT OF MY FUCKING POSTS AGAIN!!!! I WAS IN RADIO AND I MEANT TO DO THAT TO BRING EXTRA EMPHASIS TO MY POST!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING MOD JACKOFF!!!



Isn't that how Hemingway did it?

[Lady Resin]

Why isn't this asshole on

http://www.ibat.org/files/images/Dream-Vacation-Form-2009.jpg

So fucking annoying........................:wallbash:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Listen Furtherman,

Don't you ever, and I mean

EVER EDIT THE FORMAT OF MY FUCKING POSTS AGAIN!!!! I WAS IN RADIO AND I MEANT TO DO THAT TO BRING EXTRA EMPHASIS TO MY POST!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING MOD JACKOFF!!!



That's about 10 percent Death, 20 percent Metal, 20 percent Matty, and 50 percent GVac.

[Rube]

The big font guy reminds me of my uncle.

Don't try to make a phone call when he's on the internet!

Did you know the oldest recorded age for a dog is 29.

Greyhounds can reach a speed of up to 45 miles per hour.

There are over 800 different dog breeds.

There is only one bark-less dog in the world, the Basenji.

I have to go now. I hate this shared computer stuff.

[WhatsInTheBoxx]

Nice to See DMM (Death Metal Moe) rocking the Death! So he lives up to his name :devil2: Though I mighta picked Symbolic or Art of Pers....

None the less - It's nice to see.. Speaking of that, it reminds me I need to learn to play 'The Philosopher' hehe.

And yeah, this is a Rubbish thread . . . :flush:

[Lady Resin]

Long live twitter.:king:

[Knowledged_one]

I remember when the mods here actually gave a shit about this place as well and enforced some standards

Times they are a changin

[PapaBear]

I remember when the mods here actually gave a shit about this place as well and enforced some standards

Times they are a changin
Some do.

Hey ronsleftnut. No more personal attacks. NONE!

[weekapaugjz]

Some do.

Hey ronsleftnut. No more personal attacks. NONE!

faggot.

[Mafialife Chris]

faggot.

#fezsfaglist

[A.J.]

I remember when the mods here actually gave a shit about this place as well and enforced some standards

Times they are a changin

Knock it off.

[disneyspy]

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[DeathMetalMatty]

That's about 10 percent Death, 20 percent Metal, 20 percent Matty, and 50 percent GVac.

WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU?!?!?!?

I'm gonna be

100% BANGIN' YOU IN THE ASS

if you don't pipe down!!!

OH yea, I WAS IN RADIO!!!!!

[Chigworthy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_137H7sdqkLQ/SwXc3AYYajI/AAAAAAAAAdo/9MRZnIR9VWU/s1600/death_individual_thought_patterns_front.jpg

Sounds good to me, turn it up baby.

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Yes, let's.

[Death Metal Moe]

Nice to See DMM (Death Metal Moe) rocking the Death! So he lives up to his name :devil2: Though I mighta picked Symbolic or Art of Pers....

None the less - It's nice to see.. Speaking of that, it reminds me I need to learn to play 'The Philosopher' hehe.

And yeah, this is a Rubbish thread . . . :flush:

Hellz yea I love Death. Most metal fans do.

And I've had a real change of heart about this thread. I now think it is the single greatest thread in the shitty history of this website.

[Hosp]

Just a concern about ronsleftnut's health.

Firstly, if you're able to cum something the temperature of Ice Cream you at least have a circulation problem. Your testicles shouldn't be that cold.

Secondly, if the taste resembles Vanilla Ice cream you may want to be checked for Diabetes. You got the sugar in your blood.


You're welcome

[sailor]

Just a concern about ronsleftnut's health.

Firstly, if you're able to cum something the temperature of Ice Cream you at least have a circulation problem. Your testicles shouldn't be that cold.

Secondly, if the taste resembles Vanilla Ice cream you may want to be checked for Diabetes. You got the sugar in your blood.


You're welcome

Great first post!

[disneyspy]

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[realmenhatelife]

Just a concern about ronsleftnut's health.

Firstly, if you're able to cum something the temperature of Ice Cream you at least have a circulation problem. Your testicles shouldn't be that cold.

Secondly, if the taste resembles Vanilla Ice cream you may want to be checked for Diabetes. You got the sugar in your blood.


You're welcome

I think I'd be more frightened about blood in my come than the sugar in my blood, in this scenerio.

[TjM]

Pork Chops, Rice Pilaf, and Corn on the Cob...Wait this isn't the "What's for Dinner" thread?

[foodcourtdruide]

Pork Chops, Rice Pilaf, and Corn on the Cob...Wait this isn't the "What's for Dinner" thread?

Working late again, probably going to go to subway. Financial District has the shittiest food.

[TjM]

Working late again, probably going to go to subway. Financial District has the shittiest food.

Now I'm thinking fuck it scrambled eggs and toast

[RONSLEFTNUT]

How bout a burger with a fried egg? And a niccce big Vanilla Milkshake ;-)

[zildjian361]

Seems to me allota banned members have come back with new board names. esd:nono:

[RONSLEFTNUT]

Wow thats an honor to be compared to THE DIRTYDOWGSIE FROM THE EASTSIDE!!!

[PapaBear]

Seems to me allota banned members have come back with new board names. esd:nono:
Since when was ESD banned?

[Death Metal Moe]

How bout a burger with a fried egg? And a niccce big Vanilla Milkshake ;-)

I can't understand you. Your font is far too small.

[chaza]

I'm listening to Fez talk about Deer again, and it just makes me angry how pigheaded he is. I came within 5-10 feet of deer twice on my less than 10 minute commute home, they are out of control.

[JBLouisville]

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Yum, Yum.

[Zipgun]

I'm gonna go take the Browns to the Superbowl.

[mrniceguy]

I'm gonna go take the Browns to the Superbowl.

thats nice,i assume its because of the skid mark

[sailor]

thats nice,i assume its because of the skid mark

That's not nice.

[RONSLEFTNUT]

What would make one thing I'm ESD:thumbup:

[Knowledged_one]

Knock it off.



Because I'm the trouble maker here

Sorry if the truth hurts

[PapaBear]

Because I'm the trouble maker here

Sorry if the truth hurts
He was told to stop the personal attacks, and he did. What's your gripe?

[sailor]

Because I'm the trouble maker here

Sorry if the truth hurts

did you really not get that that was a joke?

[DeathMetalMatty]

Well then...

If the personal attacks are over, then

I'M OUTTA HERE ASSHOLES!!!! I WAS IN RADIO AND I KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO FADE BACK INTO THE SHADOWS UNTIL THE NEXT TIME MY OMNIPOTENCE IS NEEDED!!!

SUCK ME SIDEWAYS JIZZ BUCKETS!!!

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[A.J.]

Because I'm the trouble maker here

Sorry if the truth hurts

You missed the joke.

[ChrisBrown]

Well then...

If the personal attacks are over, then

I'M OUTTA HERE ASSHOLES!!!! I WAS IN RADIO AND I KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO FADE BACK INTO THE SHADOWS UNTIL THE NEXT TIME MY OMNIPOTENCE IS NEEDED!!!

SUCK ME SIDEWAYS JIZZ BUCKETS!!!

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

don't go! You are the most entertaining thing on this messageboard

[universalspy]

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[blasphemer]

This is why i stopped listening, I honestly believe Ron is literally trying to kill Fez, I hope he gets some help soon and gets away from this show, people will probably flame me for saying this but i think Fez's life is more important than entertainment.

[Contra]

This is why i stopped listening, I honestly believe Ron is literally trying to kill Fez, I hope he gets some help soon and gets away from this show, people will probably flame me for saying this but i think Fez's life is more important than entertainment.

HOW DARE YOU SIR!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

This is why i stopped listening, I honestly believe Ron is literally trying to kill Fez, I hope he gets some help soon and gets away from this show, people will probably flame me for saying this but i think Fez's life is more important than entertainment.

Thanks for the info Week Late to the Game.

[Jonny Jonson]

Ron is a big fat fuck. Gee, Ron, tell us more about the expensive meal you had at some fancy Manhattan restaurant last night.......it's just so GOD DAMNED FASCINATING.

[PapaBear]

One more negative post, and you're gone, Jonny. You can say negative things about the show from time to time, but this sort of troll won't be tolerated here.

[TjM]

One more negative post, and you're gone, Jonny. You can say negative things about the show from time to time, but this sort of troll won't be tolerated here.

http://creativegreenius.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/i-am-the-law.jpg

[Chigworthy]

More like Gonny Gonson.

[TjM]

They call him Papa his last name is bear!

So make a post and you'll wind up BAAANEEED!

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/7822/Joey+Belladonna.jpg

[DeathMetalMatty]

Ron is a big fat fuck. Gee, Ron, tell us more about the expensive meal you had at some fancy Manhattan restaurant last night.......it's just so GOD DAMNED FASCINATING.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAGHTHTHHTHRHRHHRHGHAAA!!!

And don't let the door hit your ass on your way out to DIE LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL IN THE STREET YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

[BoxyBrown]

This is why i stopped listening, I honestly believe Ron is literally trying to kill Fez, I hope he gets some help soon and gets away from this show, people will probably flame me for saying this but i think Fez's life is more important than entertainment.

Uh UUUUH sucka, you aint gonna be runnin' down my main man Bennington like that. You pull that shit again around here and you gonna find out what happened to Erin Moran. Don't see her ass 'round here no more do ya?

Exactly.

[Fugitive]

One more negative post, and you're gone, Jonny. You can say negative things about the show from time to time, but this sort of troll won't be tolerated here.

Great idea. This board is so VITAL, HEALTHY, and TEEMING with interested posters, let's throw some weight around and choke some people out. Especially when they express the same kinds of attitudes using the same kind of language you hear WHERE?--202 THE VIRUS!

Oops...sorry Marketing Dept., I MEANT to say 202 FRIENDS!

[Crash]

One more negative post, and you're gone, Jonny. You can say negative things about the show from time to time, but this sort of troll won't be tolerated here.

C'mon, the guy wrote "The Men Who Stare at Goats". There's got to be some room for a celebrity on this board.

...speaking of which, miss Jay Mohr.

[Dell]

C'mon, the guy wrote "The Men Who Stare at Goats". There's got to be some room for a celebrity on this board.

...speaking of which, miss Jay Mohr.

miss Ricky24...

[Philly Franko]

I love the show and Ronnie big time,BUT Ronnie should of took Fez to a High dollar Escort service and got him Laid by someone he is OK with...man woman,Tranny, what ever...and DO NOT bring it on air....TRUE Friends help True Friends...Ronnie has given FEZ better advice on how to get better ,etc ...than any shrink could ever do....and the callers have given GREAT Advice (mostly)...I have battled Depression,Anziety,Gambling,Alcohol, and Drugs most of my life...The Advice Ron and some of the callers have given to FEZ has helped me big time...Thanks callers...Thanks to Message board posters,and Thanks to Ronnie B....FEZ just needs to take some of the Advice...I did and it works. Pray, eat healthy when u can, exercise...get out and meet people etc... Fez needs to keep his Blood Sugar stable...No pill will cure Diabettes...I think he is Bi-polar...has Assbergers and is dislexic...leeds to anxiety,low self esteem and depression!!! Please make some Changes FEZ It does take some work to get better...Merry Chrtistmas everyone...RON needs FEZ and so do we.....

[PapaBear]

Great idea. This board is so VITAL, HEALTHY, and TEEMING with interested posters, let's throw some weight around and choke some people out. Especially when they express the same kinds of attitudes using the same kind of language you hear WHERE?--202 THE VIRUS!

Oops...sorry Marketing Dept., I MEANT to say 202 FRIENDS!
I don't really give a fuck.

[Melk]

I love the show and Ronnie big time,BUT Ronnie should of took Fez to a High dollar Escort service and got him Laid by someone he is OK with...man woman,Tranny, what ever...and DO NOT bring it on air....TRUE Friends help True Friends...Ronnie has given FEZ better advice on how to get better ,etc ...than any shrink could ever do....and the callers have given GREAT Advice (mostly)...I have battled Depression,Anziety,Gambling,Alcohol, and Drugs most of my life...The Advice Ron and some of the callers have given to FEZ has helped me big time...Thanks callers...Thanks to Message board posters,and Thanks to Ronnie B....FEZ just needs to take some of the Advice...I did and it works. Pray, eat healthy when u can, exercise...get out and meet people etc... Fez needs to keep his Blood Sugar stable...No pill will cure Diabettes...I think he is Bi-polar...has Assbergers and is dislexic...leeds to anxiety,low self esteem and depression!!! Please make some Changes FEZ It does take some work to get better...Merry Chrtistmas everyone...RON needs FEZ and so do we.....

I think Fez's current shrink will work if he stays with him. The guy got Whatley to give up drinking. When was the last time he did anything his shrinks asked him to?

[Melk]

Before posting this, I searched the archives, but damn is this write up got Fez's problems itemized beautifully. I was researching the concept of a hikikomori (The Japanese name for someone who stops leaving their home) to inform a friend when I stumbled upon this...

Avoidant Personality Disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder)

People with AvPD are preoccupied with their own shortcomings and form relationships with others only if they believe they will not be rejected. Loss and rejection are so painful that these individuals will choose to be lonely rather than risk trying to connect with others.

* Hypersensitivity to criticism or rejection *Check
* Self-imposed social isolation *Check
* Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though feels a strong desire for close relationships *Check and Check
* Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus *Maybe a stretch
* Avoids interpersonal relationships *Check
* Feelings of inadequacy *Check
* Severe low self-esteem *Check
* Self-loathing *Check
* Mistrust of others *Check times infinity
* Emotional distancing related to intimacy *You heard Tuesday's show... Check
* Highly self-conscious *Check
* Self-critical about their problems relating to others *Oh my goodness, check
* Problems in occupational functioning *Check
* Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful *Check until recently according to Ron
* Feeling inferior to others *Check
* In some more extreme cases — agoraphobia *Hates his home, but seldom leaves home. Check
* Utilizes fantasy as a form of escapism and to interrupt painful thoughts *Check


This list of problems could've easily been extracted from a single Ron and Fez Show listening thread. It is perfect. It even gives Fez a name for his condition.


The cause of AvPD is not clearly defined, and may be influenced by a combination of social, genetic, and psychological factors. The disorder may be related to temperamental factors that are inherited. Specifically, various anxiety disorders in childhood and adolescence have been associated with a temperament characterized by behavioral inhibition, including features of being shy, fearful, and withdrawn in new situations. These inherited characteristics may give an individual a genetic predisposition towards AvPD.[7]

Many people diagnosed with AvPD have had painful early experiences of chronic parental and/or peer-group criticism or rejection. The need to bond with the rejecting parents or peers makes the person with AvPD hunger for relationships, but their longing gradually develops into a defensive shell of self-protection against repeated criticisms.

This fits Fez so well so far.

Reading on:

It is characterized by at least four of the following[8]:
1. persistent and pervasive feelings of tension and apprehension *Check
2. belief that one is socially inept, personally unappealing, or inferior to others *Check
3. excessive preoccupation with being criticized or rejected in social situations *Lettuce Wraps? Check
4. unwillingness to become involved with people unless certain of being liked *Check
5. restrictions in lifestyle because of need to have physical security *Check
6. avoidance of social or occupational activities that involve significant interpersonal contact because of fear of criticism, disapproval, or rejection. *Check


Treatment of AvPD can employ various techniques, such as social skills training, cognitive therapy, exposure treatment to gradually increase social contacts, group therapy for practising social skills, and sometimes drug therapy. A key issue in treatment is gaining and keeping the patient's trust, since people with AvPD will often start to avoid treatment sessions if they distrust the therapist or fear rejection. The primary purpose of both individual therapy and social skills group training is for individuals with AvPD to begin challenging their exaggerated negative beliefs about themselves.
I am sure that someone has brought diagnosis up in the past either on the air or on the board, but... look at it... it is Fez's condition described to the letter.

[foodcourtdruide]

Before posting this, I searched the archives, but damn is this write up got Fez's problems itemized beautifully. I was researching the concept of a hikikomori (The Japanese name for someone who stops leaving their home) to inform a friend when I stumbled upon this...

Avoidant Personality Disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder)



This list of problems could've easily been extracted from a single Ron and Fez Show listening thread. It is perfect. It even gives Fez a name for his condition.




This fits Fez so well so far.

Reading on:




I am sure that someone has brought diagnosis up in the past either on the air or on the board, but... look at it... it is Fez's condition described to the letter.

Interesting, you should call in and bring it up to Fez so he can yell at you.

[Melk]

Interesting, you should call in and bring it up to Fez so he can yell at you.

Haa haa. I sleep when Ron and Fez are live.

I don't think he will yell at me, I am not Lady Trucker

[Crispy_Mobile]

Haa haa. I sleep when Ron and Fez are live. I don't think he will yell at me, I am not Lady Trucker

No, Fez wouldn't yell at our Melk. Although, he would give you the, "yeah, yeah, yeahs."

[foodcourtdruide]

Haa haa. I sleep when Ron and Fez are live.

I don't think he will yell at me, I am not Lady Trucker

So jealous, wish I was in Japan. My wife's going back for about a month next week. Get a spicy salmon onigiri from the 7-11 for me :wink:

[RENFIELD]

GOOD THING FEZ IS IN FLORIDA..
AND NOT IN THE AREA FOR THE BLIZZARD...

I HEARD THAT SNOW MAKES HIM CRY !


FEZ? He just objects to being called an alcoholic !
if the shrink called it something else.. he'd be fine with it..

and as far as 'meetings'....?
hey.. nothing else has worked...
Fez got nothing to lose ![/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]