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disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:15 AM
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Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 10:16 AM
maha! :bye:

(back to work :o)

Gutter
03-07-2011, 10:25 AM
mornin buddays. hoboken st. patricks day kicked. spent a bit of money tho :\

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:29 AM
mornin buddays. hoboken st. patricks day kicked. spent a bit of money tho :\

on green?

CountryBob
03-07-2011, 10:37 AM
Howdy - long time no post

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:38 AM
we have 20 minutes to get page one out of the way

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/pressly-0107-460x360.jpg

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:40 AM
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/848/848994/jamie-pressly-babe-image1_1201825511.jpg

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:40 AM
http://www.wallpapercolor.com/Celebrities/Jaime-Pressly/Jaime-Pressly-4.JPG

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:43 AM
http://www.theme-vista.com/images/wallpapers/59400376/Celebrities/Jaime%20Pressly/Jaime%20Pressly%20Wallpaper_04.jpg

Furtherman
03-07-2011, 10:43 AM
Buddays!


Saw Brian Regan over the weekend. HI-LARIOUS.

His brother, Dennis, opened up, and he was very funny too. He had a great one: "I just bought a double-sided belt. One side is brown, the other is black. My Dad had a double-sided belt too. One side was brown, the other side was a whip. I think he looks good in brown."

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:44 AM
http://www.iballer.com/femalecelebs/pressly/images/p10_jpg.jpg

Gutter
03-07-2011, 10:46 AM
Buddays!


Saw Brian Regan over the weekend. HI-LARIOUS.

His brother, Dennis, opened up, and he was very funny too. He had a great one: "I just bought a double-sided belt. One side is brown, the other is black. My Dad had a double-sided belt too. One side was brown, the other side was a whip. I think he looks good in brown."

nice.....i didn't know his brother was doing standup as well.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:49 AM
Buddays!


Saw Brian Regan over the weekend. HI-LARIOUS.

His brother, Dennis, opened up, and he was very funny too. He had a great one: "I just bought a double-sided belt. One side is brown, the other is black. My Dad had a double-sided belt too. One side was brown, the other side was a whip. I think he looks good in brown."

ha!

i had a friend tell me a joke over the weekend that i made some time ago on twitter

you're probably the only one that read my "if ben rotheslberger can have a fiancee then micheal vick should be able to have a dog" tweet,when i asked where he heard that he said facebook

Furtherman
03-07-2011, 10:51 AM
nice.....i didn't know his brother was doing standup as well.

Thing is, he sounds exactly like him. He's a bit older, as he talked about turning 50.

DOHO@HOME
03-07-2011, 10:51 AM
Fez is back?
And is he the Egg man?

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:54 AM
ha ron on O&A live

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 10:59 AM
my nipples are the size of dimes

Dell
03-07-2011, 11:00 AM
moaning buddays...:bye:

when did Ron join Sam and Roland after the O&A show (heard the last minute)...I want to catch that on the replay...

deliciousV
03-07-2011, 11:00 AM
Fez is back?
And is he the Egg man?

I want to believe, but the only way Hicks is going hungry today is if Fez forgot.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:01 AM
moaning buddays...:bye:

when did Ron join Sam and Roland after the O&A show (heard the last minute)...I want to catch that on the replay...

he wasnt on very long,just as they were raping up the show

ok lets get down to it boppers

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 11:01 AM
he wasnt on very long,just as they were raping up the show

ok lets get down to it boppers

hawt

IamFogHat
03-07-2011, 11:02 AM
Morning buddays. Hope Fez is back.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:02 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7a3akqv3e1qabvsro1_500.gif

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:03 AM
sweet,the return of the big cat!

Gutter
03-07-2011, 11:03 AM
Thing is, he sounds exactly like him. He's a bit older, as he talked about turning 50.

groundbreaking stuff there.

sailor
03-07-2011, 11:06 AM
Yay, fez!

IamFogHat
03-07-2011, 11:06 AM
I don't think I've ever heard this song all the way through.

You guys think Fezzie is panicking?

A.J.
03-07-2011, 11:08 AM
This didn't take long. :glurps:

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 11:08 AM
This didn't take long. :glurps:

but they are tears of gratitude. :wub: we love you fezzy!!!

Gutter
03-07-2011, 11:08 AM
This didn't take long. :glurps:

i don't think it would take anyone long.

Furtherman
03-07-2011, 11:08 AM
Poor Fezzy.

:down:

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:10 AM
but they are tears of gratitude. :wub: we love you fezzy!!!

ya i think these are good tears that are going to help him,very nice of fez to thank others

CountryBob
03-07-2011, 11:11 AM
Fez has full rights to cry today. Knowing that so many people care will make just about anybody get teary.....

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:11 AM
Nice group of initial picks, Fezzy's back.

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 11:12 AM
Fez has full rights to cry today. Knowing that so many people care will make just about anybody get teary.....

yes and fez telling these stories about his dad is so therapuetic. go for it fezzy! talk up a storm about your pop. :wub:

Pitdoc
03-07-2011, 11:14 AM
A new record, but for once ,totally warranted. Welcome back Fez.

CJJames
03-07-2011, 11:15 AM
Love you, Fezzie :-)

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:15 AM
I did the history thing with my dad for years.

DOHO@HOME
03-07-2011, 11:15 AM
Oh boy this is a bad one but now I'm laughing thinking about the trivia.

A.J.
03-07-2011, 11:15 AM
i don't think it would take anyone long.

Of course not -- just the heaviness of it. Let's just hope this is cathartic for Fez.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:16 AM
fez is doing alot better than i thought he would be

sailor
03-07-2011, 11:16 AM
Baking banker:

http://www.tbnweekly.com/pubs/pinellas_park_beacon/content_articles/021011_par-05.txt

Gutter
03-07-2011, 11:17 AM
Of course not -- just the heaviness of it. Let's just hope this is cathartic for Fez.

could be. i don't think he'll make it through the whole show today though.

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:18 AM
Have never understood why Fez passes on so much of his life on the air.

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 11:18 AM
Baking banker:

http://www.tbnweekly.com/pubs/pinellas_park_beacon/content_articles/021011_par-05.txt

http://www.tbnweekly.com/content_images/021011_par-05.jpg

First Bank bank manager Dick Hillier, left, baked a turtle cake to celebrate long-time customer Kenneth City resident Edward Stoj's 90th birthday.

Captain Geech
03-07-2011, 11:18 AM
fez is doing alot better than i thought he would be

You can only fake cry so much befgore it cuts in on your "real" crying time. 6 years and finally Fez sheds what might be a real tear or 2.

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 11:18 AM
"I was a six-year-old kid impersonating Paul Lynde..."

Is anyone more awesom-er than Fezzie? I don't think so!

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 11:20 AM
http://www.tbnweekly.com/content_images/021011_par-05.jpg
First Bank bank manager Dick Hillier, left, baked a turtle cake to celebrate long-time customer Kenneth City resident Edward Stoj's 90th birthday.

what a sweet guy

edit: sorry for the double post

sailor
03-07-2011, 11:21 AM
You can only fake cry so much befgore it cuts in on your "real" crying time. 6 years and finally Fez sheds what might be a real tear or 2.

Not called for. Classy.

coast
03-07-2011, 11:22 AM
lmao....only ron could bring it back around

LeedsJr
03-07-2011, 11:22 AM
Holy shit.
For Fez to go straight from that heartrending tribute to his dad to perfect comic timing with Ron is amazing.

DOHO@HOME
03-07-2011, 11:23 AM
I hope the bath tub game wasn't Fez trying to blow himself or pissing on his brothers back:unsure:

CountryBob
03-07-2011, 11:24 AM
Awwww....grade school sweethearts.
My prayers go out to his mom.

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:28 AM
When my dad died, went in my living room, alone, poured up a big shot of bourbon out of his martini glass, balled my eyes out for about 30 mins, recovered and smashed the glass against the wall.

Dell
03-07-2011, 11:29 AM
my father in-law had a massive heart attack 25 years before he passed as well...

he always considered each year after that as a bonus...

IamFogHat
03-07-2011, 11:30 AM
That was so sweet, Ronnie got him to guffaw:clap:

LeedsJr
03-07-2011, 11:33 AM
Geez, the bouncing between raw grief and hysterically funny is giving me motion sickness.

underdog
03-07-2011, 11:35 AM
I was tearing up a bit. I'm really concerned for Ron. I hope he gets his $7400 back.

CountryBob
03-07-2011, 11:36 AM
Real emotions - sometime we forget what it feels like.

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:37 AM
Probably should be a caller free Monday.

Gutter
03-07-2011, 11:37 AM
is anyone else incredibly creeped out by Hicks and his whispy one word drop ins outta no where?

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:38 AM
These guys suck.

LeedsJr
03-07-2011, 11:38 AM
Probably should be a caller free Monday.

I agree. They've been a train wreck so far.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:39 AM
Probably should be a caller free Monday.

i cringed the second i heard "lets go to garth..."

but its good for some people to get this out of their system by calling in their grief

ron and fez are the best

Dell
03-07-2011, 11:39 AM
Fez: every time I sleep, his face is right there

Ron: ewe, just like when you were a kid

:lol:

CountryBob
03-07-2011, 11:41 AM
Sco doo - hahaha

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 11:41 AM
that caller, however, was a blazing asshole and im glad ron stepped in to shut him up. how are you gonna ask "secret" questions and bring up the reminder of whatever the brother may be up to before the smoke of this death has started to clear?

Dell
03-07-2011, 11:43 AM
enough callers already...

:thumbdown:

SinA
03-07-2011, 11:43 AM
is anyone else incredibly creeped out by Hicks and his whispy one word drop ins outta no where?

They could just have a soundboard with "yeah", "that's gay", "get fucked up" and a few coughs.

Gutter
03-07-2011, 11:44 AM
They could just have a soundboard with "yeah", "that's gay", "get fucked up" and a few coughs.

apparently we'd have to also add, "wwwhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo" as well.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:46 AM
enough callers already...

:thumbdown:

dell hates the hard rock!

commie

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:50 AM
No, it's not a miricle nor should be considered a blessing.....please. Enough!

CountryBob
03-07-2011, 11:50 AM
This guy sounds like Colin Quinn

A.J.
03-07-2011, 11:50 AM
Listening to these callers, Fez has every right to lock up.

wkj
03-07-2011, 11:51 AM
What about the rest of his family that was still in Florida?

Gutter
03-07-2011, 11:52 AM
What about the rest of his family that was still in Florida?

I think the immediate family was in NY for the majority of the time.

A.J.
03-07-2011, 11:52 AM
What about the rest of his family that was still in Florida?

I think Ron said that Fez flew them all up.

Liverspot
03-07-2011, 11:53 AM
Fezzy is sounding pretty lucid and honest. Have to hand it to him, I'm sure its a tough thing to open up about.

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 11:56 AM
I think it's strange that human beings have been evolved to our state for thousands of years now, but we still have a shitty time emotionally dealing with death. You'd think we'd have developed a way to better process the loss, but I actually think we've gotten worse at confronting death the last few centuries.

Maybe life's gotten too easy and we're not as hardened to loss?

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:56 AM
i hope someone puts jim nortons dispicable up in a torrent,cuz at one oclock im not switching over to rawdog

Warren Peace
03-07-2011, 11:57 AM
ICHIBAN: Comedian Mike DiStefano (had appeared on O&A) dead of a heart attack.

http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/2011/03/comedian-mike-destefano-dies

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 11:57 AM
chatroom is quiet as fucking when her parents are home today

Furtherman
03-07-2011, 11:59 AM
I just heard about this movie yesterday. "Kill The Irishman" Great name. I'm sold.

Dell
03-07-2011, 12:01 PM
I really don't like the interviews during the show...

Ron does a great job with them, but I prefer when everyone in the room interacts...

sailor
03-07-2011, 12:02 PM
No, it's not a miricle nor should be considered a blessing.....please. Enough!

The miraculous part was how similar it was to the How I Met Your Mother from like a week before it.

wkj
03-07-2011, 12:03 PM
I really don't like the interviews during the show...

Ron does a great job with them, but I prefer when everyone in the room interacts...

I'm with you on that.

IamFogHat
03-07-2011, 12:03 PM
ICHIBAN: Comedian Mike DiStefano (had appeared on O&A) dead of a heart attack.

http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/2011/03/comedian-mike-destefano-dies

Shit, that sucks. Listen to his WTF with Marc Maron, it's really good.

Gutter
03-07-2011, 12:04 PM
ICHIBAN: Comedian Mike DiStefano (had appeared on O&A) dead of a heart attack.

http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/2011/03/comedian-mike-destefano-dies

damn it dude....another one gone too soon......I had no idea he was HIV positive. He should've won that season of last comic standing. man this is a bummer.

wkj
03-07-2011, 12:04 PM
Do these guys pay for the airtime? Doesn't seem to bring much to the show.

wkj
03-07-2011, 12:07 PM
Guess my problem is that I don't know any of these people so have no interest in their stories. And of course, I don't go to movies either.

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 12:10 PM
Do these guys pay for the airtime? Doesn't seem to bring much to the show.

Nah -- it's just publicity driven. Ron gets to use the segment for an RBI, and the movie gets publicity; it's kind of a quid-pro-quo. I'm actually a publicist, so I know how all this works from the other side.

All of this guys interviews were probably set up by the film's (usually the distributor's) publicist.

Dell
03-07-2011, 12:13 PM
deja vu...

wkj
03-07-2011, 12:14 PM
Nah -- it's just publicity driven. Ron gets to use the segment for an RBI, and the movie gets publicity; it's kind of a quid-pro-quo. I'm actually a publicist, so I know how all this works from the other side.

All of this guys interviews were probably set up by the film's (usually the distributor's) publicist.

Thanks and I have two engineering jobs. Interesting, it's just a significant change in the tempo of the show when they pop it in. I often do walk away. Don't get me wrong, Ron is a great interviewer, just wish he would bring Larry the Cable Guy back.

sailor
03-07-2011, 12:15 PM
Hahaha, Detroit sucks.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:16 PM
I'm actually a publicist, so I know how all this works from the other side.

all this time i thought you were a guy

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:17 PM
Thanks and I have two engineering jobs. Interesting, it's just a significant change in the tempo of the show when they pop it in. I often do walk away. Don't get me wrong, Ron is a great interviewer, just wish he would bring Larry the Cable Guy back.

that would be awesome

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 12:18 PM
all this time i thought you were a guy

Ha! Yeah dude -- I'm like one of three straight dudes who do this for a living. Probably why they have me doing more new business than actual publicity nowadays. Add to the fact I'm a Gentile, and I'm rarer than Kryptonite...

sailor
03-07-2011, 12:18 PM
damn it dude....another one gone too soon......I had no idea he was HIV positive. He should've won that season of last comic standing. man this is a bummer.

Never heard that either. Wonder if his death influenced ant's HIV dream from yesterday.

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 12:21 PM
Guess my problem is that I don't know any of these people so have no interest in their stories. And of course, I don't go to movies either.

Yeah, it does break the show up. That's a booking issue on R&F's production side. From the way they work, Liam (and Roland for O&A) get a list of available guests with the days / times they'll be at the studios. If they like the guest, and have the time to get them in, they'll book them. This interview was probably booked weeks ago, but with Fez back I'm a little surprised they didn't cancel it. But it did give Fezzie a mental break and allowed the show to move on a bit, so it may actually work out for the better.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:30 PM
poor fez missed seeing the SI swim suit cover model in studio

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 12:31 PM
Woo-hoo, new comedy pyramid!!! What did Fezzie miss???

Gutter
03-07-2011, 12:31 PM
poor fez missed seeing the SI swim suit cover model in studio

its alright....he would have hated what she was wearing anyway.

Dell
03-07-2011, 12:31 PM
absolutely HATE the time-out feature of the Sirius XM online player...:wallbash:

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 12:31 PM
poor fez missed seeing the SI swim suit cover model in studio

Yeah, don't think he "missed" that tho...
:wink:

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:32 PM
absolutely HATE the time-out feature of the Sirius XM online player...:wallbash:

and yet no one will visit me in the chatroom today

Dell
03-07-2011, 12:33 PM
Fez missed unscreened caller day...

Gutter
03-07-2011, 12:33 PM
absolutely HATE the time-out feature of the Sirius XM online player...:wallbash:

yeeeesssssss!!! thank you. no warning at all.....just *blip* and you're cut off. and how about a "remember me" option so i don't have to type my login and password every time? k thanx.

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 12:33 PM
and yet no one will visit me in the chatroom today

aww poor spy

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 12:33 PM
aaaannnnnddd.... back to death talk...
:down:

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:34 PM
why dont you guys play with it during commercials?

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 12:35 PM
and how about a "remember me" option so i don't have to type my login and password every time? k thanx.

^^^THIS^^^ WTF? Why do they build the login page in Flash????

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 12:35 PM
aaaannnnnddd.... back to death talk...
:down:

for a second, i thought i could hear the frustration in ron's voice when the call went thru

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 12:35 PM
why dont you guys play with it during commercials?

im sure they already do :wink:

Dell
03-07-2011, 12:37 PM
BLOWHARD...

I wish he would lose the number...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:38 PM
aww poor spy

i fear for the listening thread when i go back to work later this month,then you fuckers will be like "damn i wish i had hung with spy in the chat room when he had it open cuz my online player sucks and now this place is really dying.fuck i'm so stupid"

had to watch fez crying all by myself

A.J.
03-07-2011, 12:38 PM
Hicks with Charo was one of the funniest fucking things I ever heard.

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 12:39 PM
mmmmm....

http://www.qffintl.com/pdf/july_2005/images/qf07_13_4.jpg

Dell
03-07-2011, 12:40 PM
Fez missed the guy that is getting money from the listeners to make a movie about Hicks...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:41 PM
Fez missed the guy that is getting money from the listeners to make a movie about Hicks...

you callin paulo and rorshack hicks?

Dell
03-07-2011, 12:43 PM
you callin paulo and rorshack hicks?

Ron said he would only support it if it was only about Hicks...

then we had that fun little name the movie game...

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 12:44 PM
wow, the dinosaur one actually got a chuckle out of ron

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:45 PM
ha! millie with a good one

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:46 PM
i forgot to give up masturbating during lent

jlehane
03-07-2011, 12:47 PM
i fear for the listening thread when i go back to work later this month,then you fuckers will be like "damn i wish i had hung with spy in the chat room when he had it open cuz my online player sucks and now this place is really dying.fuck i'm so stupid"

had to watch fez crying all by myself I would come just to listen...link please?

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:48 PM
I would come just to listen...link please?

YES!!check out the opening post

jlehane
03-07-2011, 12:52 PM
YES!!check out the opening post
http://tinychat.com/spynetwork I'm there:drunk::lol::clap:

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 12:53 PM
spammer!!

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:00 PM
I quit all tobacco products July, 2010...

still chewing the heck out of the nicotine gum...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:01 PM
I quit all tobacco products July, 2010...

still chewing the heck out of the nicotine gum...

what'd you do , loose all your teeth?

IamFogHat
03-07-2011, 01:02 PM
I sold a million copies? Awesome!

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:04 PM
what'd you do , loose all your teeth?

doc said the cancer (now gone) was 100% due to my tobacco use...

quit that day...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:05 PM
doc said the cancer (now gone) was 100% due to my tobacco use...

quit that day...

wasnt that in your prostate?

cuz you may be smoking those wrongs

sailor
03-07-2011, 01:06 PM
mmmmm....

http://www.qffintl.com/pdf/july_2005/images/qf07_13_4.jpg

I prefer a nice demi.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:06 PM
maybe those werent cigars

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:07 PM
wasnt that in your prostate?

cuz you may be smoking those wrongs

HAHAHA...

(in the bladder)

sailor
03-07-2011, 01:11 PM
and yet no one will visit me in the chatroom today

Perhaps hate was too strong a word.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:12 PM
this interview makes me miss weed

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:15 PM
Sarah Silverman cracks me up...

I love her on the roasts...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:18 PM
im sure they already do :wink:

no wonder their players keep timing out

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:18 PM
I quit all tobacco products July, 2010...

still chewing the heck out of the nicotine gum...

I have got to knock it off or I'm not going to be long for this world.

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:22 PM
no wonder their players keep timing out

talking about timing out...

almost an hour for that line...

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:23 PM
Neutral on porn, wife and I will watch together sometimes.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:23 PM
i didnt even pay attention to the internet for a decade cuz i thought it was all porn

so im still sensetized

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:24 PM
talking about timing out...

almost an hour for that line...

i had to go back and read what slow ass sailor was talking about

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:24 PM
That's what toys are made for, most guys will pop within a few minutes if not seconds.

Jayw
03-07-2011, 01:25 PM
hahaha that guy is right about the 30 second clips. your on the clock!

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 01:26 PM
hearing this guys talk about this neighbor couple with that southern accent is killing me :laugh:

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:28 PM
Haven't any of these guys bought their chick a flippin" vibrator?

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 01:28 PM
i would be very very hurt if a guy was more into beating off with porn than having sex with me :down:

sailor
03-07-2011, 01:29 PM
i had to go back and read what slow ass sailor was talking about

I'm busy and/or important, spammy.

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:29 PM
Wow, now that's abuse.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:30 PM
hearing this guys talk about this neighbor couple with that southern accent is killing me :laugh:

you know how southerners watch porn?

they go look thru the neighbors windows

sailor
03-07-2011, 01:31 PM
Why again do the parents want their kids on this guy's team because he does porn?

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:31 PM
I think there was even clam dip in it...:lol:

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:31 PM
Pleasing her is the most sexy thing out there, what is wrong with these guys and I've been married for 29 years.

Buffalo Back Jared
03-07-2011, 01:33 PM
XVideos.com rules. The tags make life wonderful. Want a Brazilian? Boom -- there's some Brazilians. Like big butts? Boom -- phat booty. Spinners? There ya go.

It's crazy...

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:33 PM
Not normal.

sailor
03-07-2011, 01:33 PM
Wow, now that's abuse.

Which?

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:33 PM
i would be very very hurt if a guy was more into beating off with porn than having sex with me :down:

instead of watching hardbodies 2 i'll be calling you tonight

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:34 PM
Not normal.

Putting that shit on line.

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:35 PM
I was 18 at an adult theater when our family physician sat down in the row in front of us...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:35 PM
i fucking hate flash mobs!!

none of them ever show their titts


fuckin liars

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:36 PM
I was 18 at an adult theater when our family physician sat down in the row in front of us...

did he get the THERES SOMETHING ABOUT MARY treatment?

http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:38 PM
did he get the THERES SOMETHING ABOUT MARY treatment?

HAHAHA, not that "seedy" of a theater...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:39 PM
HAHAHA, not that "seedy" of a theater...

HA!seedy,a perfect word

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:41 PM
Remember when I was a "youngster" in the seventies going to a joint in backwater Illinois watching a porn about a lobster that turned into a women. 5 guys piled into my 67 Impala. Theatre was really a dump, if the lights were up, don't think we would have stayed. $1.25 a person.

jlehane
03-07-2011, 01:41 PM
i would be very very hurt if a guy was more into beating off with porn than having sex with me :down: when you have period or cramps and turn him away,it doesn't diminish his need to just get it over with(a burden/like a full bladder)...so what would you do to get relief? Wait a week?

DOHO@HOME
03-07-2011, 01:42 PM
I'm giving up on giving up for jesus

Dell
03-07-2011, 01:50 PM
spy posted about flash mobs earlier...

radio psychic, radio psychic...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:51 PM
spy posted about flash mobs earlier...

radio psychic, radio psychic...

thats cuz they teased it

and i agree flash mobs are hack

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:52 PM
Spent $900 on my 14 year old Golden a few weeks ago to remove some cancer tumors, seemed to be doing OK until today, had to carry her in from the back yard this morning, no strength in her back legs. Need to put her down I guess, not big on that particulary with that tail wagging.

sailor
03-07-2011, 01:53 PM
when you have period or cramps and turn him away,it doesn't diminish his need to just get it over with(a burden/like a full bladder)...so what would you do to get relief? Wait a week?

I think she specifically meant choosing porn over the girl.

wkj
03-07-2011, 01:53 PM
Zito is an idiot!

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:53 PM
Spent $900 on my 14 year old Golden a few weeks ago to remove some cancer tumors, seemed to be doing OK until today, had to carry her in from the back yard this morning, no strength in her back legs. Need to put her down I guess, not big on that particulary with that tail wagging.

sorry man,i dont know why but reading about dogs in bad conditions always pulls on my strings

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 01:58 PM
sounds like zito is on the forget pill

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:01 PM
sorry man,i dont know why but reading about dogs in bad conditions always pulls on my strings

Yea, part of the family...thanks.

LeedsJr
03-07-2011, 02:01 PM
Exactly how did that guy equate emails with raping someone??

Dell
03-07-2011, 02:01 PM
Spent $900 on my 14 year old Golden a few weeks ago to remove some cancer tumors, seemed to be doing OK until today, had to carry her in from the back yard this morning, no strength in her back legs. Need to put her down I guess, not big on that particulary with that tail wagging.

our golden passed last March after quite a while of me helping him stand...

Luke passed when I was getting help to take him to the truck for that sad ride, glad he spared me that decision...

going to change my avi to my new puppy now...

Gutter
03-07-2011, 02:01 PM
so we talking about rapity rape rape rape here? or just rape?

seriously, i'm 100% sure i would refrain from raping a chick if i knew she wouldn't remember and there were no consequences.

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:01 PM
Who are these people?

sailor
03-07-2011, 02:01 PM
Eternal sunshine 2: the accused

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:03 PM
Exactly how did that guy equate emails with raping someone??

he said he would cuz he sends mean emails and text messages cuz he's a tough guy

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:04 PM
our golden passed last March after quite a while of me helping him stand...

Luke passed when I was getting help to take him to the truck for that sad ride, glad he spared me that decision...

going to change my avi to my new puppy now...

you bastards are just tryin to make me cry now

its working,hope your happy

LeedsJr
03-07-2011, 02:05 PM
he said he would cuz he sends mean emails and text messages cuz he's a tough guy

Oh, I get it now. The caller and Zito are sociopaths.

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:05 PM
our golden passed last March after quite a while of me helping him stand...

Luke passed when I was getting help to take him to the truck for that sad ride, glad he spared me that decision...

going to change my avi to my new puppy now...

Hate to watch her die in front of us, seems not to be in pain. Got a call into MacGruder AC to see if there are other options.

Dell
03-07-2011, 02:06 PM
I don't have the anger or violence in me to be able to rape anyone...

it may be my ego, but I never even liked the "against my will" fantasy scenario...

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:07 PM
Hope this is a bit, if not this dude needs to be arrested.

underdog
03-07-2011, 02:07 PM
It always amazes me when people don't understand how someone can have morals without religion.

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 02:08 PM
omfg. there is no such thing as a "nicer" type of rape, zito :annoyed:

Gutter
03-07-2011, 02:12 PM
omfg. there is no such thing as a "nicer" type of rape, zito :annoyed:

even if flowers are involved?

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 02:13 PM
even if flowers are involved?

nope.. :o

IamFogHat
03-07-2011, 02:14 PM
I don't have the anger or violence in me to be able to rape anymore

Fixed.

underdog
03-07-2011, 02:15 PM
nope.. :o

What about if there is a lot of head petting?

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 02:15 PM
What about if there is a lot of head petting?

nope..

Gutter
03-07-2011, 02:17 PM
nope.. :o

damn......now i've gotta go make an apologetic phone call.

Dell
03-07-2011, 02:17 PM
I hope Fez goes back to the old Fez voice soon...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:17 PM
since i opened up and let you people know about my feelings for dogs,i'll admit this

when i see those commercials of rescued dogs that have been abused i get rage at the owners that did that to them

i hate watching those dogs shake but i cant turn the channel

Furtherman
03-07-2011, 02:19 PM
It always amazes me when people don't understand how someone can have morals without religion.

That's because those people don't understand how anyone could figure it out for themselves, as they need to be told what to think.

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:20 PM
My poor doggie, her name is Sierra.

Dell
03-07-2011, 02:21 PM
since i opened up and let you people know about my feelings for dogs,i'll admit this

when i see those commercials of rescued dogs that have been abused i get rage at the owners that did that to them

i hate watching those dogs shake but i cant turn the channel

while not in need of rescue, I hated how my dad and his friends treated (more like neglected) their hunting dogs...

he'd take me hunting and all I wanted to do was play with the dogs...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:23 PM
while not in need of rescue, I hated how my dad and his friends treated (more like neglected) their hunting dogs...

he'd take me hunting and all I wanted to do was play with the dogs...

i had a friend who's dad had a bird dog and we werent allowed to pet or play with cuz it would spoil him,i felt horrible for that poor dog penned up in the back yard

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:23 PM
while not in need of rescue, I hated how my dad and his friends treated (more like neglected) their hunting dogs...

he'd take me hunting and all I wanted to do was play with the dogs...

Yep.

underdog
03-07-2011, 02:26 PM
i had a friend who's dad had a bird dog and we werent allowed to pet or play with cuz it would spoil him,i felt horrible for that poor dog penned up in the back yard

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't allow you near the dog because they were afraid you'd rape it.

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:26 PM
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't allow you near the dog because they were afraid you'd rape it.

Zito?

jlehane
03-07-2011, 02:29 PM
wow another show....donk

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:29 PM
wow another show....donk

C'YA!!

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:32 PM
Zito?

no under dog

Gutter
03-07-2011, 02:33 PM
wow another show....donk

they end early or something?

Furtherman
03-07-2011, 02:34 PM
they end early or something?

Shhhhhhhh!

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:34 PM
they end early or something?

shhhhhhh,youll ruin it

Gutter
03-07-2011, 02:34 PM
Shhhhhhhh!

wha haaaammmppnnn?

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:42 PM
What's going on with the football season?

A.J.
03-07-2011, 02:42 PM
Hicks got me good with that Charlie Sheen line. :laugh:

Dell
03-07-2011, 02:44 PM
Hicks got me good with that Charlie Sheen line. :laugh:

I missed it (secretary walked in so I turn down the volume)...

what was the line?

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:45 PM
OOOOh, Fez guilt is not the place to be.

A.J.
03-07-2011, 02:45 PM
I missed it (secretary walked in so I turn down the volume)...

what was the line?

Fez: "I'm going to miss this old guy calling me after a Bucaneers win saying 'We're the winners!'

Hicks: Charlie Sheen?

Gutter
03-07-2011, 02:46 PM
What's going on with the football season?

nuthin good.

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:47 PM
Stupid callers.

Furtherman
03-07-2011, 02:49 PM
I doubt Jesus would allow baking. If you're in heaven, it's all fried food, all the way.

Dell
03-07-2011, 02:50 PM
Stupid callers.

they have really stunk for the most part (Hard Rock Johnny was good)...

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:50 PM
they have really stunk for the most part (Hard Rock Johnny was good)...

and lleder and milli

wkj
03-07-2011, 02:51 PM
Good show, in an odd scense made me feel better.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 02:53 PM
alright buddays,this was a good thread for a place that is supposedly dying,have a good one

C'YA!!

Misteriosa
03-07-2011, 02:54 PM
great show. see yooze all tuhmarrow

Gutter
03-07-2011, 03:00 PM
great show. see yooze all tuhmarrow

that sounds very NJ accent in my head.

disneyspy
03-07-2011, 03:01 PM
that sounds very NJ accent in my head.

watch out,she pinches

Gutter
03-07-2011, 03:02 PM
watch out,she pinches

yea, especially when you even insinuate that she might have anything to do with Jersey hahahaha

DOHO@HOME
03-07-2011, 03:20 PM
Sneeze ya later

underdog
03-07-2011, 06:16 PM
Listening to people tell Fez how to grieve is some of the worst stuff I've ever listened to.

Melk
03-08-2011, 12:49 AM
Listening to people tell Fez how to grieve is some of the worst stuff I've ever listened to.
I have to agree with you. I have cleared a half-an-hour of the Audible file and the callers are just not helping the show. The only vaguely interesting caller asked about the secret and Corky, to be frank, it is not time for either of those questions.

Dudeman
03-08-2011, 12:55 AM
I have to agree with you. I have cleared a half-an-hour of the Audible file and the callers are just not helping the show. The only vaguely interesting caller asked about the secret and Corky, to be frank, it is not time for either of those questions.

when fez is there, why can't they do the unscreened call bit- callers singing weird song, doing odd impressions, telling bad jokes, etc. it would be good for 2 reasons- 1. that sort of random crap was what has made the RnF show so good in the past, and 2. it would be better for fez without the fez's problems or ron's lack of interest in talking about stories fez brings up stuff that seems to dominate when fez is there. that type of random shit should be done when fez is there, not when he isn't there.

Philly Franko
03-08-2011, 01:38 AM
Love the Fez RULES...

Melk
03-08-2011, 02:05 AM
when fez is there, why can't they do the unscreened call bit- callers singing weird song, doing odd impressions, telling bad jokes, etc. it would be good for 2 reasons- 1. that sort of random crap was what has made the RnF show so good in the past, and 2. it would be better for fez without the fez's problems or ron's lack of interest in talking about stories fez brings up stuff that seems to dominate when fez is there. that type of random shit should be done when fez is there, not when he isn't there.
I think they should have gone without the callers today.
A death in the family is too personal to fix with "Here is what you gotta do" kind of advice.

I have had a few sad deaths in my family and I couldn't imagine telling someone else how to deal with their loss or pretend that I know how they feel. I understand the situation, but I also know that my emotional response to a death in the family is by no means going to be same or is supposed to be the same as anyone else's.

Dudeman
03-08-2011, 02:56 AM
I think they should have gone without the callers today.
A death in the family is too personal to fix with "Here is what you gotta do" kind of advice.

I have had a few sad deaths in my family and I couldn't imagine telling someone else how to deal with their loss or pretend that I know how they feel. I understand the situation, but I also know that my emotional response to a death in the family is by no means going to be same or is supposed to be the same as anyone else's.

I just meant in general for the show.... the stuff they were doing to fill time last week was actually stuff that I think Fez would do better with. He has always been better with the quirky fake call-ins and stuff like that than with his personal stuff or debating current events against Ron/Hicks/Dave. I just found it weird that they went to the stuff I think Fez would be better at while Fez was gone.

Philly Franko
03-08-2011, 03:01 PM
I agree with dudeman

Melk
03-08-2011, 06:43 PM
I just meant in general for the show.... the stuff they were doing to fill time last week was actually stuff that I think Fez would do better with. He has always been better with the quirky fake call-ins and stuff like that than with his personal stuff or debating current events against Ron/Hicks/Dave. I just found it weird that they went to the stuff I think Fez would be better at while Fez was gone.
I agree. Trying to get the callers to sing together and trying to get jokes from the callers was actually pretty funny. The Chris Stanley movie-naming bit was probably my favorite.