Hey all, I'm feelin kinda down lately... [Archive]

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DaniGirl

02-04-2002, 05:38 PM

I could use some cheering up if you're up to the task. Making me laugh would be greatly apprecited.

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irishkb

02-04-2002, 05:42 PM

Here ya go.. here is what happened to me last new year's eve....
End of the nite-destroyed out of my mind.. going into my hotel room the lights were all off and i take a huge face plant... i had rug burn on half of my forhead and parts of my nose.. my friends see me the next day and are laughing their asses and did not want to drive me home because i looked like i got my ass kicked.... so for the next two weeks i told everyone the truth about what happend and i got the same reaction laughing and more laughing and then the words man i would have lied about how that happended.. never again do i tell the truth......... hope you enjoyed the story and laugh a little....

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DarkHippie

02-04-2002, 06:40 PM

high, dani, i'm sorry you been feelin all blue. i wish i had a good joke to cheer you up, but i'm a loser :(
still, i think you should cheer up, cause i said so, and cause i think you're pretty damn cool

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erole

02-04-2002, 07:22 PM

This is for you DaniGirl

A parody for Dani.
Based on Weezers "Hash Pipe"
I call it "Ass Pipe"

He can't help his feelings, He's goin' out of his mind
My posts will not help him
'cause he loves the behind

You can't love his business cause he can't get a guest
Down on Opie's deek is where his head wants to rest

Oh, Al Dukes dinky
Oh, he wants to stick me
Don't anal rape me
He's got real problems
He's got his ass wide
You've got your boobies,
But he likes the ass pipe

He can't kiss a man he gets out of control
But I know that he don't care and I want you to know
The dick-sucking flavor is his favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

Oh, Al Dukes dinky
Oh, he wants to stick me
Don't anal rape me
He's got real problems
He's got his ass wide
You've got your boobies,
But he likes the ass pipe

he likes the ass pipe
he likes the ass pipe

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Mr Burns

02-04-2002, 07:24 PM

Well i'll give it a try although just remember if you don't cheer up these jokes are not mine i have to get my material second hand ok here we go 1)did you here about the blind guy who went bungee jumping - he loved it but it scared the hell out of his dog 2)what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door - matt. now that's comedy hope you feel better

You may now praise me as your almighty -Mr Burns

MANdrew

02-04-2002, 08:14 PM

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would this be funnier if we could understand it? I doubt it.

hope youre feelin better dani.

Edit:i was just checkin the specs...well, you get the idea

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JerryTaker

02-04-2002, 08:20 PM

I'm sorry you're feeling sad, Dani. I'd love to cheer you up, but I've been a little down myself these past couple of days.

(yes, more than usual) anyway, um, I can't be funny on cue, (and some may argue I can't be funny at all) but read some more of the board. that cheers me up....

...sometimes...;-)

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angrymissy

02-05-2002, 05:57 AM

erole you fucking crack me up you wierdo

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DarkHippie

02-05-2002, 06:20 AM

want a free tarot reading?You might learn something to help you out.

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GvacNoMore

02-05-2002, 06:51 AM

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wilee

02-05-2002, 06:54 AM

want a free tarot reading?You might learn something to help you out.Callmenow! -Miss Cleo

Come on Dani, easiest thing to do is to do a search for Sheeplovr's posts on the board. Don't tell me that after reading 5 or six of them you that you don't feel better.

(Notice I didn't say to read mine, my humor is hit or miss- mostly miss)

But for Sheeplovr, gotta respect the genius behind the humor behind the man behind the boardname behind the....

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erole

02-05-2002, 07:40 AM

oh shit, look at what I did to Angrymissy. DaniGirl, come here. we have to piece Missy together, I cracked her up.

while we do it, I'll tell you about yo mama...

Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck.
What is the difference between yo' mama and a winding road? The winding road has curves you can get used to.

Feel better Dani!

angrymissy: crazysexycool

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DaniGirl

02-05-2002, 08:06 AM

Thanks for the jokes and stories. I have to admit I did laugh at some of them. :)

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Sheeplovr

02-05-2002, 08:56 AM

! TARF !

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SweetPea

02-05-2002, 01:14 PM

Dani and JerryTaker ((HUGS)) and **KISSES** I hope you guys feel better!!

Yea Sheepy is da bomb!! Hehe I love Sheepy.

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