shaved...shaved!

[blueballs]

i shaved today....shaved my chest hair and pubic hair. i feel 5 lbs lighter , my pants arent as tight , my shirts either.

[underdog]

Yay Fez!

[Judge Smails]

http://yourimg.in/j/zb445p5.jpg

[A.J.]

3 posts in 10 years: all gold.

[CountryBob]

What are you - a fucking Ewok?

[Contra]

Well done sir

[blueballs]

thank you aj

i am no ewok sir... i am ITALIAN

[keithy_19]

I have a beard and I think I should shave it but I don't have any razors and I don't know if I want to buy them. It's a conundrum.

[Zorro]

I have a beard and I think I should shave it but I don't have any razors and I don't know if I want to buy them. It's a conundrum.

Come by and pick up the free Quattros i got in the mail

[keithy_19]

Come by and pick up the free Quattros i got in the mail

Chris Hansen?

[Marc with a c]

i shaved my face today. my pants are status quo.

[sailor]

i shaved my face today. my pants are status quo.

http://www.allenskillicorn.com/manymanyphotos/misc/useless%20without%20pics.jpg

[keithy_19]

My face is as smooth as blueballs' groin.

[disneyspy]

My face is as smooth as blueballs' groin.

good then there shouldnt be that much friction when youre down there

[keithy_19]

good then there shouldnt be that much friction when youre down there

Sadly, the friction is the only thing that gets me off anymore.

[Marc with a c]

Sadly, the friction is the only thing that gets me off anymore.

why don't you use your tears as lube?

[keithy_19]

why don't you use your tears as lube?

My tears burn. And not that good kind of heat you get with some KY lotions. But the bad kind that you get with gonorrhea.

My tears are STD ridden.

[disneyspy]

My tears burn. And not that good kind of heat you get with some KY lotions. But the bad kind that you get with gonorrhea.

My tears are STD ridden.

you should bottle your tears and sell them as toilet water for ex girlfriends

[disneyspy]

you can call it XTD

[keithy_19]

I laughed a little.