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Furtherman
05-17-2011, 06:02 AM
Oh wait, that's me.

Schwarzenegger had child with staffer (http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/17/california.schwarzenegger/index.html?hpt=T1)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0115708becf7970b-300wi

Misteriosa
05-17-2011, 06:03 AM
boys have penises; girls have a vagina.

Jujubees2
05-17-2011, 06:06 AM
At least we know that all those steroids he took didn't affect his fertility

A.J.
05-17-2011, 06:16 AM
It's not a tumor....it's a fetus.

Judge Smails
05-17-2011, 06:21 AM
The girl was a marriage terminator.

Cum in me if you want give . . . up your on your marriage.

KnoxHarrington
05-17-2011, 06:29 AM
If the pregnancy test comes back positive...hasta la vista baby

Crispy_Mobile
05-17-2011, 06:31 AM
I'll be back. When you are 18.

Earlshog
05-17-2011, 06:32 AM
First, I would like to just get to know you....

Furtherman
05-17-2011, 06:32 AM
He probably wanted an abortion but no one understood him when he said "abortion".

WRESTLINGFAN
05-17-2011, 06:35 AM
Usually its Shrivers side that does the cheating

pennington
05-17-2011, 06:42 AM
He's out of politics now and will be making another movie; just another actor who has another kid.

jonyrotn
05-17-2011, 06:46 AM
boys have penises; girls have a vagina.
hahaha...
It's not TOOOOOMA!

Edit: oops...
It's not a tumor....it's a fetus.

WRESTLINGFAN
05-17-2011, 06:47 AM
the GOP needs to quit it with the family values schtick. In the end they still want the trim too

jonyrotn
05-17-2011, 08:42 AM
Dear Arnie, I know how you feel about abortion but can you do us both a favor
http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd477/Sectorabc/pregnant.jpg
with John Connor..Let's nip this shit in the bud..

Zorro
05-17-2011, 08:58 AM
the GOP needs to quit it with the family values schtick. In the end they still want the trim too

Arnie was never a family values guy. He was more the Bloomberg rich guy masquerading as a fiscal conservative

jonyrotn
05-17-2011, 09:00 AM
the GOP needs to quit it with the family values schtick. In the end they still want the trim too
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/hot2na/jimmy-swaggart-caught.jpg
So many of these right wing "holier then thou" hypocrites can't seem to keep their dicks in their pants...
They're always so preoccupied with the rest of the country skipping church on Sunday, or having abortions and gay sex that they don't realize the little boy he's got his cock in is not his wife.. If a guy or a female choses to run around on their spouse so be it, but at the point of penetration you lose the right to judge anybody's moral aptitude..Truth be told, no one has that right anyway imho, but some members of our society not only allow public figures to pass judgement aloud on others but they're guided by these clowns as if they're own moral compass where somehow not as trusty as the public figure's...
The way I feel, fuck any douche bag that trys to legislate the way other people live their lives..And if you're still wanna bang chicks or little boys don't get married and don't hate on other people's shit for doing the same things you do, just because you think or have been told that you're above the law and the rest of us need to be morally guided and socially controlled..It also doesn't mean that when you get caught with your dick out someone just like yourself isn't gonna castrate you for being ethically weak and morally currupt..
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e305/Wildman38109/Oralroberts.jpghttp://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r191/Annaheim71/giuliani.jpghttp://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae39/joust67/donald-trump.jpg

Misteriosa
05-17-2011, 09:04 AM
tappa tappa tappa... :lol:

http://honorsushistory.wikispaces.com/file/view/larry_craig_official_portrait.jpg/147337119/larry_craig_official_portrait.jpg

A.J.
05-17-2011, 09:05 AM
the GOP needs to quit it with the family values schtick. In the end they still want the trim too

Or cock. There have been many self-hating, closeted queers over the years.

Dude!
05-17-2011, 09:07 AM
The Sperminator!

jonyrotn
05-17-2011, 09:19 AM
tappa tappa tappa... :lol:

http://honorsushistory.wikispaces.com/file/view/larry_craig_official_portrait.jpg/147337119/larry_craig_official_portrait.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/phillydrifter/signs/foleyD.jpg
Misti, these hypocrites are a dime a dozen..You couldnt swing a dick at a GOP function without wacking at least one in the chin..

WRESTLINGFAN
05-17-2011, 09:42 AM
The one guy people who would expect to have more than 1 wife


http://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0013/2983/mittromney.jpg?1295928769

WRESTLINGFAN
05-17-2011, 10:22 AM
One good thing is that Arnold wasnt pregnant like back in '93


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51s7kRjlGBL.jpg

Jujubees2
05-17-2011, 10:47 AM
The one guy people who would expect to have more than 1 wife


http://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0013/2983/mittromney.jpg?1295928769

Didn't he once say that marriage should be between a man and a woman and a woman and a woman...

Zorro
05-17-2011, 02:54 PM
Didn't he once say that marriage should be between a man and a woman and a woman and a woman...

seems like too much work

Furtherman
05-17-2011, 02:55 PM
A lot of confused faces at the Kennedy dinner table tonight. "So wait.. we're not in trouble?" "Are you sure?" "One of us didn't cheat or lie?" "No one is dead?"

*awkward silence and silverware clinking*

NewYorkDragons80
05-17-2011, 04:42 PM
the GOP needs to quit it with the family values schtick. In the end they still want the trim too

What does this statement have to do with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Sinestro
05-17-2011, 04:56 PM
Great! More negativity. No wonder Arnold doesn't post here anymore.

WRESTLINGFAN
05-17-2011, 05:24 PM
A lot of confused faces at the Kennedy dinner table tonight. "So wait.. we're not in trouble?" "Are you sure?" "One of us didn't cheat or lie?" "No one is dead?"

*awkward silence and silverware clinking*

Since Oldsmobile is not around anymore no one went for a drive

Jujubees2
05-18-2011, 06:26 AM
Come on Arnold. You could do better.

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/c9/07/c907c2b6d30da81f9e9a57398f0a6a9e.jpg

Dude!
05-18-2011, 06:56 AM
Come on Arnold. You could do better.

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/c9/07/c907c2b6d30da81f9e9a57398f0a6a9e.jpg

um, have you seen
a close-up of maria shriver?

she looks like a wrinkled, boney
aneroxic hawk

arnold just wanted someone
with some meat on the bones

Crispy123
05-18-2011, 06:58 AM
What does this statement have to do with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

He is an illegal immigrant.

WRESTLINGFAN
05-18-2011, 06:58 AM
um, have you seen
a close-up of maria shriver?

she looks like a wrinkled, boney
aneroxic hawk

arnold just wanted someone
with some meat on the bones


Bodybuilders need all the protein they can get

WRESTLINGFAN
05-18-2011, 09:08 AM
How could we forget another GOP Governor caught cheating. Mark Sanford. I think he really really loves that woman from Argentina. Remember those sappy love notes that were revealed

Heres an example of one

"Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..."

brettmojo
05-18-2011, 11:16 AM
Come on Arnold. You could do better.

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/c9/07/c907c2b6d30da81f9e9a57398f0a6a9e.jpg

"Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Mr. Schwarzenegger?"

"Please... Call me Arnold."

"Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree... Arnold."

"Yes... yes, Yes, YES! DO IT! DO IT NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?"

WRESTLINGFAN
05-18-2011, 11:33 AM
Give the man a break. Its not like he fathered a lovechild with a woman that had 3 teets

Judge Smails
05-18-2011, 11:40 AM
Daddy's boy:

http://therumpus.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/conan-1.jpg

http://cdn02.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Arnold_Son_May18news.jpg

What is best in life is to crush on my maid, to drive my seed inside her, and to hear the lamentations of my wife and children.

RoseBlood
05-18-2011, 12:29 PM
I think he really really loves that woman from Argentina.
I don't get a sense that he sincerely loved any woman. There was nothing special about that note that he couldn't have written to any random woman. It seemed hack and cringeworthy.
Daddy's boy:
http://cdn02.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Arnold_Son_May18news.jpg
Zac is that you?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_whRtx9_WIyc/TPYyA7QrbmI/AAAAAAAAAgE/Bzx3HN0Lnsg/s1600/young+zac+hanson.jpg

Dude!
05-18-2011, 12:45 PM
Daddy's boy:

http://cdn02.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Arnold_Son_May18news.jpg

i was thinking more like this

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t133/cjw4050/eric_stoltz_mask.jpg

WRESTLINGFAN
05-18-2011, 12:46 PM
I don't get a sense that he sincerely loved any woman. There was nothing special about that note that he couldn't have written to any random woman. It seemed hack and cringeworthy.

]

Gotta disagree, that affair didnt sound like he just had a piece on the side. The words in that letter looked like that he was really into her .

RoseBlood
05-18-2011, 12:47 PM
Gotta disagree, that affair didnt sound like he just had a piece on the side. The words in that letter looked like that he was really into her .

I'm just jaded.

WRESTLINGFAN
05-18-2011, 12:54 PM
Daddy's boy:


http://cdn02.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Arnold_Son_May18news.jpg



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/%22Weird_Al%22_Yankovic.JPG

SonOfSmeagol
05-18-2011, 04:44 PM
So many of these right wing "holier then thou" hypocrites can't seem to keep their dicks in their pants...
They're always so preoccupied with the rest of the country skipping church on Sunday, or having abortions and gay sex that they don't realize the little boy he's got his cock in is not his wife.. If a guy or a female choses to run around on their spouse so be it, but at the point of penetration you lose the right to judge anybody's moral aptitude..Truth be told, no one has that right anyway imho, but some members of our society not only allow public figures to pass judgement aloud on others but they're guided by these clowns as if they're own moral compass where somehow not as trusty as the public figure's...
The way I feel, fuck any douche bag that trys to legislate the way other people live their lives..And if you're still wanna bang chicks or little boys don't get married and don't hate on other people's shit for doing the same things you do, just because you think or have been told that you're above the law and the rest of us need to be morally guided and socially controlled..It also doesn't mean that when you get caught with your dick out someone just like yourself isn't gonna castrate you for being ethically weak and morally currupt..

Nice rant, but isn’t Arnold pro choice and pro gay rights? And pretty much the definition of a Centrist overall? Also, wasn’t Swaggart like over 20 years ago, and what sex scandal was Roberts involved in?

I’m sure you can find some other timely examples of people behaving badly in a similar fashion to Arnold – how about John Edwards, for example? It's not like any one party has cornered the market on hypocrisy and behaving badly - it can take similar, and different, forms.

jonyrotn
05-18-2011, 10:55 PM
Nice rant, but isn’t Arnold pro choice and pro gay rights? And pretty much the definition of a Centrist overall? Also, wasn’t Swaggart like over 20 years ago, and what sex scandal was Roberts involved in?

I’m sure you can find some other timely examples of people behaving badly in a similar fashion to Arnold – how about John Edwards, for example? It's not like any one party has cornered the market on hypocrisy and behaving badly - it can take similar, and different, forms.
I'm just happy you think my rant was nice..

Oral Roberts was alleged to have participated in the washington sex parties that featured kids kidnapped by the cia and children flown in from Boys Town USA during the Reagan years..
I read some of the sworn depositions taken from the victims and the names dropped would blow your mind..It's connected to the arrest of that weirdo from Lincoln Nebraska, Larry King..He ran a credit union and was a big shot in the GOP at the time..
Google, "White House sex scandal".. I'd link something for you but I'm boarderline retarded and that affects my ability to link..

Btw, I know cheating on your spouse knows no party lines but it's the right wing hypocrites that are always trying to tell other people how to run their lives then they get caught in some crack house with a tranny bangin' them in the ass..I just don't like the "do as I say not as I do" method of governing..That was the point I was trying to make..

jonyrotn
05-18-2011, 11:32 PM
I'm just jaded.
You poor thing..:-(

Give us his name, he'll be dead by sun up..

Jujubees2
05-19-2011, 05:01 AM
Btw, I know cheating on your spouse knows no party lines but it's the right wing hypocrites that are always trying to tell other people how to run their lives then they get caught in some crack house with a tranny bangin' them in the ass..I just don't like the "do as I say not as I do" method of governing..That was the point I was trying to make..

And they're also the ones telling us that allowing gays to marry would make a mockery of marriage.

RoseBlood
05-20-2011, 05:01 AM
So many of these right wing "holier then thou" hypocrites can't seem to keep their dicks in their pants...
They're always so preoccupied with the rest of the country skipping church on Sunday, or having abortions and gay sex that they don't realize the little boy he's got his cock in is not his wife.. If a guy or a female choses to run around on their spouse so be it, but at the point of penetration you lose the right to judge anybody's moral aptitude..Truth be told, no one has that right anyway imho, but some members of our society not only allow public figures to pass judgement aloud on others but they're guided by these clowns as if they're own moral compass where somehow not as trusty as the public figure's...
The way I feel, fuck any douche bag that trys to legislate the way other people live their lives..And if you're still wanna bang chicks or little boys don't get married and don't hate on other people's shit for doing the same things you do, just because you think or have been told that you're above the law and the rest of us need to be morally guided and socially controlled..It also doesn't mean that when you get caught with your dick out someone just like yourself isn't gonna castrate you for being ethically weak and morally currupt..

I know cheating on your spouse knows no party lines but it's the right wing hypocrites that are always trying to tell other people how to run their lives then they get caught in some crack house with a tranny bangin' them in the ass..I just don't like the "do as I say not as I do" method of governing..That was the point I was trying to make..

A fuckin men! Well said jonyrotn!