Ron & Fez Listening Thread 6/8 Late but Live!!!

[Crispy123]

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[Misteriosa]

yay! for reals its live?

[Crispy123]

4 reelz! No Grand Jury today.

[Misteriosa]

ok now i will make my happy noise

:clap: Eeeeeeeeee!!! :clap:

[CountryBob]

It is alive!

Damn, nice pic. I am enjoying tatoo'd women more the older I am getting.

[shadyrudy]

Live show and I am on vacation!
:laugh:

[CountryBob]

Live show and I am on vacation!
:laugh:

Damn Rudy - you so shady!

[Manning, Esq.]

I likes my RF like I likes my monkey brains.

[Misteriosa]

I likes my RF like I likes my monkey brains.

chilled?

http://indianajones.ugo.com/images/favorite-moments/monkey-brains.jpg

[Crispy123]

I likes my RF like I likes my monkey brains.

lumpy?

[Misteriosa]

im surprised ron didnt play the Yahoo track :o

[Gutter]

Crispy, thats my kind of chick right there....nice work.

morning buddays.

[CountryBob]

chilled?

http://indianajones.ugo.com/images/favorite-moments/monkey-brains.jpg

Haha - that reminds me how fucking freaked out I was when I saw that movie and they removed the heads. also, when they cut open the snake and all of those little uns' spilled out everywhere.

[Gutter]

Fez won't watch any other movies until JJ Abrams puts the Riddler in Super 8.

Its not tracking well cause the Riddler isn't in it.

[Misteriosa]

why would you want to pay to see a movie ($10-18 where i live) if you get to see the summary of it in the trailer? i always thought the trailer was supposed to be a teaser and not the cliff notes

[wkj]

Finally.

[CountryBob]

With the ones and the twos and the .....

Crazed!

Truth bombs from Ronnie B

You would think that Crazed would have some rhymes already ready to go to

[Gutter]

Fez jumping in randomly is sounding more and more like Crazed and his awful freestyling.

[Crispy123]

how do you spell screwvies? scruvies? squeroovys?

[Furtherman]

Opie might finally get his "viral" wish.

[Chigworthy]

Opie might finally get his "viral" wish.

He's finally gonna be famous!

[sailor]

Crazed and bob kelly are the exact same rapper.

[Chigworthy]

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1397187/article_images/image2_1206637169.jpg

[Misteriosa]

http://gawker.com/5809909/anthony-weiners-cock-shot-emerges

yup yup..

Nobody really expected the week to end without Anthony Weiner's penis splashed all over the internet. And here it is: Andrew Breitbart showed a couple of radio DJs a picture of what is likely Anthony Weiner's dick, then they leaked it on Twitter.
The picture comes courtesy of Sirus XM shock jocks Opie and Anthony, who had Breitbart on his show. Breitbart has said he wouldn't release the picture. But since Breitbart keeps his Weiner cock shot on his person at all times (wouldn't you?) he shared it with the guys on his iPhone. Then they took a snapshot, either surreptitiously or not, and put it on their Twitter. A meta leak, if you will.

So, click on the photo above if you want to see a picture of Anthony Weiner's erect penis cradled gently in the palm of Andrew Breitbart. It is the Osama bin Laden Death Picture of our time.

[Misteriosa]

and lookie who is in the comments!!

NJgutter promoted by Inescapable Picnic Wed 08 Jun 2011 12:07 PM
Adrian, Ron Bennington is reading this verbatim on the Ron and Fez show right now. cool beans!

[Chigworthy]

I thought that caller was saying Marion Max or Miriam Max, but I found this and am pretty sure it's what she was talking about:
http://cdn-3.nflximg.com/en_us/boxshots/gsd/70111503.jpg
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Mary_and_Max/70111503?trkid=2361637#height1735

[sailor]

Did Ron seriously not get that the bin laden line was a joke?

[Misteriosa]

and here is a little inception music for ya

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[Gutter]

and lookie who is in the comments!!

YEP YEP!!! hahaha thas me!

[n0thng2bdone]

please stop covering o&a and please don't talk to fred brooklyn

also, did you know the slow tuba/trombone music from the inception score is that edith piaf song slowed down to whatever speed time is in that dream layer?

[CountryBob]

Opie is so happy now.

[Crispy123]

I get it. weiner pics LEAK online!

[sailor]

His dick was raw?

[sailor]

also, did you know the slow tuba/trombone music from the inception score is that edith piaf song slowed down to whatever speed time is in that dream layer?

Yes.

[CountryBob]

I Predict that Weiner will take his own life before this is over

[Gutter]

thats hard to listen to. I really like Roland. poor guy.


is Fez fucking serious right now? will someone call him out on this all day please? fuck it, all week? get fucked in your constantly crying face Fez.

[Warren Peace]

Nice job Fez...go with the bit

[Manning, Esq.]

Crazed cracked it!

Next stop ... Mensa application.

[Misteriosa]

slagging on someone else crying too much?

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/3/8/6/7/pot-kettle.jpg

[CountryBob]

Haha - this has been a great show today

[sailor]

A spy report that Lou reed went to a concert?

[Furtherman]

I am not hearing Fez calling someone out for crying. I am NOT.

[Crispy123]

I am not hearing Fez calling someone out for crying. I am NOT.

seriously! And I don't think Crazed's weiner observation was THAT funny either. :dry:

[Manning, Esq.]

I am not hearing Fez calling someone out for crying. I am NOT.

Must've been Todd. Didn't hear the original Roland sobbing in full context. At first, I thought it was meant as a goof on Fezzie.

[sailor]

slagging on someone else crying too much?

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/3/8/6/7/pot-kettle.jpg

Pretty sure that was fez doing a bit.

[n0thng2bdone]

fez laid it on too thick. carnies/rubes

[Crispy123]

Pretty sure that was fez doing a bit.

Yea right! next you're gonna tell me Crazed can't rap.

[Warren Peace]

fez laid it on too thick. carnies/rubes

exactly

[foodcourtdruide]

fez laid it on too thick. carnies/rubes

Seriously. I feel like I just saw the face and heel having dinner after the show.

[foodcourtdruide]

Yea right! next you're gonna tell me Crazed can't rap.

Or play Axel F on the keyboard.

[Misteriosa]

Yea right! next you're gonna tell me Crazed can't rap.

bullshit. :surrender:

[Furtherman]

Pretty sure that was fez doing a bit.

Well... there was a time that would have been funny.

[n0thng2bdone]

that doesn't mean fez won't start crying if they get around to it with the callers

[Gutter]

seriously! And I don't think Crazed's weiner observation was THAT funny either. :dry:

hahaha ok, now THATS funny.

[Crispy123]

Well... there was a time that would have been funny.

Fez has always been funny. The listeners have gone downhill since they left Florida tho...

[wkj]

Fez is playing this nicely.

[Zorro]

don't think its weiner's weiner

[Misteriosa]

i will say that anthony does sound pretty upset/affected by roland crying.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez.


Roland.


Squared Circle!!!

[Lemieux66]

Fez is clearly going for the irony here.

Y'all are smarter than that.

[Manning, Esq.]

Unless Fez goes Blueberry, this show's got the gumption and zing to inspire at least ten pages today.

[wkj]

These callers have to be setups; but they sould so serious.

[Recyclerz]

Wow. Fez running a bit. It's a good day!

[CountryBob]

Loving Fez today!

[sailor]

Fez is clearly going for the irony here.

Y'all are smarter than that.

Seriously. He's even doing a voice!

[Misteriosa]

These callers have to be setups; but they sould so serious.

esp that motherly woman caller... she's not the type that normally gets thru the phones.

PROFESSIONALISM!! THERE IS NO CRYING IN RADIO!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-n1Y-qF86u9k/TdFykrRVBwI/AAAAAAAAABQ/tF6LMEay28A/s1600/no+crying.jpg

[disneyspy]

buddays its friday! or saturday since i only get thursday off but woo hoo ITS THE WEEKEND!!

[Crispy123]

These callers have to be setups; but they sould so serious.

The Fez haters remind me of WF. RON missed these shit heads?

[Misteriosa]

just got a high priority evaluation to transcribe so i have to cut out for a bit.

keep me posted on the ispy!

[CountryBob]

Haha caller thinks that this is really Fez giving shit

[Warren Peace]

setup calls or they're screening calls based on area code.

[Furtherman]

OK, the callers are kinda making the bit funny.

[LeedsJr]

Holy crap, vintage Ron and Fez!

[CountryBob]

Fez crying sounds like Herman Munster "Lilly, Lilly? Boo hoo hoo hoo"

[disneyspy]

what the hell it is fez,talking and having fun,this is a nice change of pace

[LeedsJr]

Fez crying sounds like Herman Munster "Lilly, Lilly? Boo hoo hoo hoo"

I was thinking the cowardly lion myself. Either way, every time he does it, I have to stifle a laugh.

[LeedsJr]

Did I miss something? Why the work about O and A and a Weiner pic being all over the place?

[Warren Peace]

OK, the callers are kinda making the bit funny.

took some time but they finally got it.

[Misteriosa]

Did I miss something? Why the work about O and A and a Weiner pic being all over the place?

i dont think that part is a work.. the story is being picked up by a few places

[CountryBob]

I was thinking the cowardly lion myself. Either way, every time he does it, I have to stifle a laugh.

This! haha

[Gutter]

i will say that anthony does sound pretty upset/affected by roland crying.

Roland needs a hug.

[sailor]

OK, the callers are kinda making the bit funny.

They're so cringey.

[CountryBob]

Is this Jerry Lehane on the line?

[LeedsJr]

i dont think that part is a work.. the story is being picked up by a few places

You're right. I looked for the headlines at some of the places Ron mentioned and didn't see them right away, so I thought it was another bit.

[Chigworthy]

dopey metadata caller thinks that exif data can be captured when you photograph a digital pic

[disneyspy]

you cant time stamp a cell phone pic of a cell phone stamp,i just checked,nice weiner

[Chigworthy]

Quizno's Puuled Park. One a day keeps the cardiologist happy.

[Warren Peace]

wow...seamless live read. Come to think of it, Fez's voice does sound a little more Harvey Fierstein-y today. Maybe he is back?

[disneyspy]

did fez get laid? he sounds so fun today

[CountryBob]

Wouldnt it be great if he started being Fez again? Yahhooooooooo!!

[Crispy123]

did fez get laid? he sounds so fun today

A famous rich bachelor in NYC that works 4 hours a day? I bet he gets mad pussy.

[Recyclerz]

I've figured it out. Ron hasn't been on jury duty - he's been fixing that time machine and has brought us back 2000 Fez!

[Gutter]

you cant time stamp a cell phone pic of a cell phone stamp,i just checked,nice weiner

can't triple stamp a double stamp!!! quitsies, anti-quitsies.

[disneyspy]

it has 9700 views already on the original pic by opie

[Manning, Esq.]

RB, "The last time I saw something blow up like this, I spent nearly two years in Washington."

Radio Psychic! Radio Psychic! (oof - I hope not)

[Manning, Esq.]

I could look it up, but I don't feel like it: Is Sponge Bob voiced by a Mr. Show alum?

[CountryBob]

I loved Quiznos subs - but both closed here. Same douche owned them and went bankrupt in roofing business. I miss the pepper and pickle bar where you could load the fuck up on these goodies!

[Gutter]

I could look it up, but I don't feel like it: Is Sponge Bob voiced by a Mr. Show alum?

well done. Tom Kenny (spongebob squarepants voice) played Carlin McCree in the "Mr. Show with Bob and David: Fantastic Newness" tv movie.

[Manning, Esq.]

Tom Kenny (spongebob squarepants voice) played Carlin McCree in the "Mr. Show with Bob and David: Fantastic Newness" tv movie.

Bingo!! Tom Kenny. He did a lot of great things with them, but the drug bit, where they tripped out in a fantasy world topped his game. Too funny that all the kiddies likely appreciate him even more. thx

[disneyspy]

you know what would be hilarious is if the weiner pic was of that reporter dudes weiner and not weiners

[Manning, Esq.]

Enough with the EXIF!

[disneyspy]

we need to hit 12 pages before 3 to see AJ's weiner,get busy numnuts

[A.J.]

Bullshit...politicians don't lie to protect their families. They lie to protect their jobs.

[Manning, Esq.]

According to Reuters, here's the EFFing exif:
http://i.imgur.com/vQG7N.png

[disneyspy]

Bullshit...politicians don't lie to protect their families. They lie to protect their jobs.

thanks for contributing to the lets see if AJ is bigger postathon

[A.J.]

thanks for contributing to the lets see if AJ is bigger postathon

I don't want to see me naked.

[sailor]

I love how Ron thinks no guy has any will power.

[CountryBob]

Why dont everybody take a naked pic and post it on Twitter so we can get this fasination over with already. I will get this revolution started....

[CountryBob]

I don't want to see me naked.

Agreed!

[Furtherman]

I love how Ron thinks no guy has any will power.

It's not that none of them have will power, it's that not all of them have been tested with a willing, beautiful woman or a bag full of money.

[Manning, Esq.]

Why, then, did the pic get out here if it was merely on the video taken daily on the show. I'd say no problem no matter where it's source (i.e., Opie's phone v. show video). But, why does Opie try to put a buffer between the boys, and some video capture?

Too funny - After Opie explained what Ron just read, he posts something like, "I'll take your questions now." The one and only response was from @Texas Trucker.

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh yeah, tough guy?! What about a giant lobster?

[CountryBob]

Opie dosent think too clearly and does things by impulse.
Signed,
Mr. Obvious

[Warren Peace]

the reports of Fez being back may be premature.

[Manning, Esq.]

Until Fez's second gluttenous read, I thought that Fez was definitely exhibiting his new-med persona. Way up, then disappeared.

[Manning, Esq.]

Breitbart broke (?) the audio a few years back when O&A had the homeless gentleman on who talked about disrupting Condee Rice's privates. If there's a connection, the cold dish of revenge shall be digested by Mr. Breitbart.

I heard him whine on Today about how he "lost" his Memorial Day weekend; me thinks he'll be a bit tied up again.

[wkj]

Can't beat up your dad, don't care how tough you think you are.

[n0thng2bdone]

is today the day?!
:laugh:

[CountryBob]

Shocks me to think that OandA would fuck with the same guy who had such an influence with the last shit storm.

[CountryBob]

Can't beat up your dad, don't care how tough you think you are.

Love it if Pepper would go smack Ronnie in the mouth!

[disneyspy]

is today the day?!
:laugh:

reminded me of the spacecakes day on ron and ron when flipper got strong with ronny diaz,it was fuckin hilarious

[disneyspy]

Smash!!

[jennysmurf]

Ds, I'm sorry, but I don't think we're gonna make it to page 12 for you. You'll just have to wait for your date with AJ to know for sure.

[Misteriosa]

Ds, I'm sorry, but I don't think we're gonna make it to page 12 for you. You'll just have to wait for your date with AJ to know for sure.

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

blueberries cant stand alone..


:lol:

[sailor]

It's not that none of them have will power, it's that not all of them have been tested with a willing, beautiful woman or a bag full of money.

I get that, it makes sense, but ron's point applied to all guys. The only guys who have not cheated simply never had the opportunity.

[Manning, Esq.]

I sure hope No Name's around next St. Paddy's day.

[sailor]

For fear of sounding dated, play something older?

[disneyspy]

Ds, I'm sorry, but I don't think we're gonna make it to page 12 for you. You'll just have to wait for your date with AJ to know for sure.

:laugh:

oh sure i just love it when the chicks show up to trash me,friggin titty fest around here anymore

[Crispy123]

Blueberry fields forever!

[jennysmurf]

Okay, that was funny: "Change Fez's name to Stand Alone Fruit."

[CountryBob]

oh sure i just love it when the chicks show up to trash me,friggin titty fest around here anymore

Hot!

[Misteriosa]

Okay, that was funny: "Change Fez's name to Stand Alone Fruit."

you need to drop by more... its lonely here :down:

[Manning, Esq.]

Can't say whether Breitbart is in on it. What I am predicting - not Weiner's package. Some how, some way, this is not a genuine deal.

[A.J.]

Ds, I'm sorry, but I don't think we're gonna make it to page 12 for you. You'll just have to wait for your date with AJ to know for sure.

No 12 pages....no 12 inches!

[Misteriosa]

Can't say whether Breitbart is in on it. What I am predicting - not Weiner's package. Some how, some way, this is not a genuine deal.

breitbart's ABSOLUTELY in on it.

[Manning, Esq.]

No 12 pages....no 12 inches!

Hmm ... have to go back to check if the six degree winter days were limited to 3-4 pages.

[disneyspy]

No 12 pages....no 12 inches!

what are you gonna do,triple resize the pic?

[CountryBob]

you need to drop by more... its lonely here :down:

Yeah - and recruit more for the titty fest. :thumbup:

No seriously, I enjoy kicking it around with you female members. We just need more of your kind.

[Manning, Esq.]

breitbart's ABSOLUTELY in on it.

Fingers crossed - No matter the victims, that'd be a relished story.

[sailor]

For a new intern, that was amazingly good. A bit of bad shoehorning, but overall great.

[jennysmurf]

you need to drop by more... its lonely here :down:

I'll do my best, I promise!

[CountryBob]

It would have been better if Weiner was sporting like 3 inches

[Manning, Esq.]

See
Yu

[CountryBob]

For a new intern, that was amazingly good. A bit of bad shoehorning, but overall great.

Yeppy, thats what we need - an antagonist to Fez. It makes him work harder and better

[disneyspy]

alright buddys,this was good,have a nice one,its hot but not unbearable today,goin golfin


C'YA!!

[CountryBob]

What a breath of fresh air with the live show today - best in a along time!

Cant wait for the Ronnie B Jury Experience to end - and get us back on course.

Sayonara! Bitches! :bye:

[Crispy123]

:bye: laterz gaterz!

[disneyspy]

this just in on weinergate at o&a

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[Misteriosa]

bye guys :bye:

[sailor]

Yeppy, thats what we need - an antagonist to Fez. It makes him work harder and better

It's not all about fez. That was good in and of itself.