Ron And Fez Listening Thread 06/21/11 Its A Bird,its A Plane,its D-man!!!

[disneyspy]

mahabone buddays

http://pilatesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jesica-biel.jpg


How About Giving Up A 'lil Money to Help out 'lil Stanley Mac? (http://www.stanleymcdonaldfund.com/)

Buy an EastSide Dave Shirt. (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

What is Ron & Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

866 RON 0 FEZ

local ichiban-RAIN DAY!! spy in, are you?

[Misteriosa]

spy, there is supposed to be a space after a comma. it really helps readability :o

[disneyspy]

spy, there is supposed to be a space after a comma. it really helps readability :o

i wasnt sure how many letters i could fit in the title and we know i am nothing if not punctuational mark conscious

[Misteriosa]

ha.. yeah.. :o

[disneyspy]

i'm baking KAHIKI pepper steak and lo mein noodles for lunch,the picture on the box makes it look like i'm going to have a good lunch,ya i'm bein fancy,baking and not nukin

[Misteriosa]

im nuking my lunch today: leftovers.

[disneyspy]

when chicks are fighting over a guy,do chicks ever say"i hope you like sloppy seconds"?

[Misteriosa]

i wouldn't know, as i've only had guys fight over me ;)

[disneyspy]

maybe i was asking one of the 1000s of other chicks that post in this thread

so heres the deal,i'm sort of seein a new chick(very early) and she texted me this morning that she'd like me to take her golfing at my course,i have a stalkery ex(had to drop AIM so she wouldnt know when i was home and the computer was on,change my phone number and locks and actually had to start locking my doors)that is a bartender at my course and i worry cuz i know shes still keeping an eye on me but i think the new chick could kick her ass in a fight cuz shes in really good shape and the ex is petit,but scary

[Gutter]

maybe i was asking one of the 1000s of other chicks that post in this thread

so heres the deal,i'm sort of seein a new chick(very early) and she texted me this morning that she'd like me to take her golfing at my course,i have a stalkery ex(had to drop AIM so she wouldnt know when i was home and the computer was on,change my phone number and locks and actually had to start locking my doors)that is a bartender at my course and i worry cuz i know shes still keeping an eye on me but i think the new chick could kick her ass in a fight cuz shes in really good shape and the ex is petit,but scary

can you pick a day she's not working to take her there?

[disneyspy]

can you pick a day she's not working to take her there?

i was thinking that but she picks up shifts and i stay away from the club house and dont really know her schedule,plus i think she just shows up sometimes to bother me

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. take the new girl on that crazy lady's day off.

[sailor]

spy, there is supposed to be a space after a comma. it really helps readability :o

People gave up on that years ago.

[Gutter]

i was thinking that but she picks up shifts and i stay away from the club house and dont really know her schedule,plus i think she just shows up sometimes to bother me

Find out her next day off, then talk to the person who writes out the schedule and ask that person not to give her an additional shift on that day if she asks for it. Then, have someone you kind of know ask her out for the same day you take your chick to the golf course and give him twenty bucks to take crazy to the movies. But make sure its just someone you kind of know.....don't ask a good friend, cause if they hit it off, you're out a friend too.

boom.

[RoseBlood]

maybe i was asking one of the 1000s of other chicks that post in this thread

so heres the deal,i'm sort of seein a new chick(very early) and she texted me this morning that she'd like me to take her golfing at my course,i have a stalkery ex(had to drop AIM so she wouldnt know when i was home and the computer was on,change my phone number and locks and actually had to start locking my doors)that is a bartender at my course and i worry cuz i know shes still keeping an eye on me but i think the new chick could kick her ass in a fight cuz shes in really good shape and the ex is petit,but scary

i was thinking that but she picks up shifts and i stay away from the club house and dont really know her schedule,plus i think she just shows up sometimes to bother me

This is why it's usually a bad idea to date people you work with.

[Misteriosa]

People gave up on that years ago.

i still have hope. how spy types today is a vast improvement over his old style. it actually made my eyes bleed and took all of my effort to translate.

[disneyspy]

Find out her next day off, then talk to the person who writes out the schedule and ask that person not to give her an additional shift on that day if she asks for it. Then, have someone you kind of know ask her out for the same day you take your chick to the golf course and give him twenty bucks to take crazy to the movies.

boom.

my friends all know about crazy and wont go for it and i'm not well liked in the clubhouse cuz i'm scum according to one source,never ever date a chick from work

[sailor]

i was thinking that but she picks up shifts and i stay away from the club house and dont really know her schedule,plus i think she just shows up sometimes to bother me

Don't date where you work.

[Baby DEW Year]

i was thinking that but she picks up shifts and i stay away from the club house and dont really know her schedule,plus i think she just shows up sometimes to bother me

Have you ever thought about a threesome???

[foodcourtdruide]

Tell your new girl that you don't want to take her to the golf course because you are a grown man afraid of your ex-girlfriend.

[RoseBlood]

Have you ever thought about a threesome???

Oh that would be fun to see crazy get jealous over the other chick and then blame him for her jealousy.

*edit* disneyspy, I had no idea your life was so interesting :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

this makes me soooo glad i dont date coworkers. :wacko:

[Misteriosa]

Oh that would be fun to see crazy get jealous over the other chick and then blame him for her jealousy.

*edit* disneyspy, I had no idea your life was so interesting :laugh:

are you kidding me, if you hang around long enough, he drops his guard and the "good" stories start to slip... :popcorn:

[disneyspy]

This is why it's usually a bad idea to date people you work with.

ya,THANKS NOW YOU TELL ME!! she asked me out for my birthday(shouldve been my first clue cuz i didnt ask her how she knew it was my birthday) a couple of years ago and what at first seemed like a great thing slowly became a nightmare,we went and saw the THE HANGOVER and ate at red lobster so it started out great but always having to know what i was doing and showing up at places constantly and then screaming at me when i asked why she showed up somewhere finally made me end it,but it didnt end,its still going on and i get paid too well 3 months out of the year to leave and theres no fuckin way she would leave as long as im there

[Gutter]

my friends all know about crazy and wont go for it and i'm not well liked in the clubhouse cuz i'm scum according to one source,never ever date a chick from work

so then take the new chick to a different golf course and tell her you work at that one.

[Furtherman]

This is why it's usually a bad idea to date people you work with.

this makes me soooo glad i dont date coworkers. :wacko:

Smart girls.


Spy... how about taking her somewhere else? Keep the work life/social life separate.

[disneyspy]

so then take the new chick to a different golf course and tell her you work at that one.

thats fantastic! but i get free golf at mine

back during the early 90s fez got amnesia for a week and turned into what i hope D-MAN is,a studs stud,it was such a funny week i'm looking forward to todays show

[disneyspy]

Tell your new girl that you don't want to take her to the golf course because you are a grown man afraid of your ex-girlfriend.

dude seriously,this chick is scary in a really un-nerving way,she can go from sweet and sexy to glen close in less time than it takes to put sugar in a gas tank

[sailor]

ya,THANKS NOW YOU TELL ME!! she asked me out for my birthday(shouldve been my first clue cuz i didnt ask her how she knew it was my birthday) a couple of years ago and what at first seemed like a great thing slowly became a nightmare,we went and saw the THE HANGOVER and ate at red lobster so it started out great but always having to know what i was doing and showing up at places constantly and then screaming at me when i asked why she showed up somewhere finally made me end it,but it didnt end,its still going on and i get paid too well 3 months out of the year to leave and theres no fuckin way she would leave as long as im there

Misti says you should sprinkle around some periods now and again.

[disneyspy]

Misti says you should sprinkle around some periods now and again.

i dont sprinkle around them,i plane ol avoid them entirely and usually the few days before them too

[disneyspy]

Smart girls.


Spy... how about taking her somewhere else? Keep the work life/social life separate.

i do but she asked me this morning if i'd take her golfing at my course and of course i said that'd be great

[foodcourtdruide]

dude seriously,this chick is scary in a really un-nerving way,she can go from sweet and sexy to glen close in less time than it takes to put sugar in a gas tank

I'd just avoid going to the golf course. There's no reason to walk into that potential crazyness.

[Chigworthy]

What if Ron torpedoes the D-Man bit right off the bat by asking him about gay marriage?

[disneyspy]

What if Ron torpedoes the D-Man bit right off the bat by asking him about gay marriage?

i think d-man will be against it

[disneyspy]

I'd just avoid going to the golf course. There's no reason to walk into that potential crazyness.

i'm kinda hopin that if she sees me with a new chick that she'll move on

strap in buddays here we go!

[Misteriosa]

i'm kinda hopin that if she sees me with a new chick that she'll move on

silly spy. that never works. it only makes the new girl a target as well. :o

[A.J.]

Planet of the Apes!

[Gutter]

i do but she asked me this morning if i'd take her golfing at my course and of course i said that'd be great

I'd just avoid going to the golf course. There's no reason to walk into that potential crazyness.

honestly, you should probably tell her about crazy.....never good to start a new relationship by lying to the girl......tell her you'd love to go golfing with her (avoid screaming "THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!!"), explain that you loved the idea when she brought it up but didn't worry about what crazy would do until afterwards. explain the situation you have a nutty ex who you only dated for a little while until it became evident that she has mental problems and is bi-polar and she works there and blah blah blah. tell her you hope it doesn't make her think differently about you or that its going to scare her off because it was a big mistake and you learned a good lesson the hard way. If she's a keeper, it'll unite the both of you and she'll say fuck that bitch, we're going golfing. Here's the bonus....if something does actually happen, that crazy bitch will get fired and the golf course will ban her from the location......if she leaves, than she was either looking for something too perfect and unrealistic or she was looking for a way out to begin with (i don't think the latter is the case). that's what you should really do.

[Furtherman]

Plaaaaaaaanet of the Apes! Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty.... that was OUR planet!

[jimmyolsenblues]

I have never heard a planet of apes clip in 10 years on ron and fez...
Awesome clip.
Shun him.

[A.J.]

Muddy Waters!

[Furtherman]

i do but she asked me this morning if i'd take her golfing at my course and of course i said that'd be great

Women love a pushover!!

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

I have never heard a planet of apes clip in 10 years on ron and fez...
Awesome clip.
Shun him.

enter d-mann?

[disneyspy]

honestly, you should probably tell her about crazy.....never good to start a new relationship by lying to the girl......tell her you'd love to go golfing with her (avoid screaming "THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!!"), explain that you loved the idea when she brought it up but didn't worry about what crazy would do until afterwards. explain the situation you have a nutty ex who you only dated for a little while until it became evident that she has mental problems and is bi-polar and she works there and blah blah blah. tell her you hope it doesn't make her think differently about you or that its going to scare her off because it was a big mistake and you learned a good lesson the hard way. If she's a keeper, it'll unite the both of you and she'll say fuck that bitch, we're going golfing. Here's the bonus....if something does actually happen, that crazy bitch will get fired and the golf course will ban her from the location......if she leaves, than she was either looking for something too perfect and unrealistic or she was looking for a way out to begin with (i don't think the latter is the case). that's what you should really do.

damn gutter,thats really good advice,you should start a ask gutter about relationships thread

[Misteriosa]

that wall of text damn near blinded me...

[disneyspy]

this show feels epic already

[Gutter]

damn gutter,thats really good advice,you should start a ask gutter about relationships thread

thanx budday.....glad i could help. its only good advice though if you put it into action.

[Gutter]

this show feels epic already

Hicks sounds pretty epic hahahaha

[Misteriosa]

hicks has me chuckling already :)

[boobieman]

Fuck work..I need my Dman fix

[Baby DEW Year]

The D-man has extra ounces of slack!

[Gutter]

damn gutter,thats really good advice,you should start a ask gutter about relationships thread

oh, and D, the other thing about that plan is that crazy will think you're doing it on purpose to rub it in her face which she will then conclude that you still think about her....cause she's crazy and self centered and it all revolves around her....its inevitable. You have to decide though how much you're going to let her influence you and your new relationship from here on out. If she does something crazy and you give her an inch, she'll take a foot (and from the sound of it you already gave her at least a few inches baaaaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiingggg!!!!!)

[disneyspy]

i'm surprised d-man hasn't spoke yet

[Dell]

i'm surprised d-man hasn't spoke yet

you new to the show?


moaning buddays...:bye:

[disneyspy]

you new to the show?


moaning buddays...:bye:

mornin,i feel like such a rube

[ihaveabadmonkey]

the d-man already stopped talking before he started

[Chigworthy]

I always thought this song sounded like shit. It is really bad. The lyrics are so awkward.

[Furtherman]

Oh lordy.

[Misteriosa]

the d-mann is here! :clap:

[Gutter]

Oh lordy.

loving it. D-MAN CHU!!! FUCK YEA!!

[disneyspy]

i'm going to grow a d-man chu!

[Dell]

the D-man sounds like he has an extra testicle, in his throat...

[Chigworthy]

I'm in my D-Mancave listening.

[disneyspy]

i'm grabbin my d-manhood

[Chigworthy]

Philandental Hygienist

[Warren Peace]

D-Man is on the D-Low?

[Defty]

is fez seriously a grown man?

[sailor]

Fuck yeah! Hahaha

[LeedsJr]

is fez seriously a grown man?

Who's Fez?

[Chigworthy]

is fez seriously a grown man?

Fez?! Fuck that shit! D-Man in the house!

[Furtherman]

Well, as long as he can keep this up forever, maybe it will work.

[Chigworthy]

Why doesn't D-man laugh at Ron's jokes?

[disneyspy]

Why doesn't D-man laugh at Ron's jokes?

D-man aint no suck up like hicks

[Chigworthy]

D-Man's Stallone impression is terrible

[Chigworthy]

I've turned on D-Man.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

I love that D-Man mentioned that he's "perpetrated insurance fraud on numerous occasions".:thumbup:

Much love for the D-Man...
:clap::clap::clap:

[Chigworthy]

Brown foods? I thought he liked white foods.

[sailor]

That rufie shit was hilarious.

[Manning, Esq.]

Just at the door, leaning into the fray, seems to me that D-Man has real staying power.

[wkj]

This is going to get old quick.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hazy, Ani DiFranco, what do you say about the D-Man?

[Chigworthy]

D-ManHatesFags.com

[Chigworthy]

pussy lips

[Dell]

This got old quick.

fixed it for you...

[Manning, Esq.]

Can't wait for D-Man to dish it out against FMW.

[Misteriosa]

:popcorn:

[Chigworthy]

D-Man drops the Alpha act quick when Ronnie B steps up

[Baby DEW Year]

Can't wait for D-Man to dish it out against FMW.

D-Man > ______ ________ !!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm hearing a cross between Jerry Lewis's Buddy Love (Nutty Prof.), and Stalker Patti.

[Manning, Esq.]

D-Man > ______ ________ !!!!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOcgn1taFqjkML6UsR2CH5gVjREvmVz yvG8XFDHH448W4hyvhwkQ&t=1

[Chigworthy]

Are those good cigars?

[Zorro]

D - for disappointing?

[Chigworthy]

I hope it's brown food.

[Dell]

Are those good cigars?

I like them, not a cheep cigar and many are more expensive...

[Misteriosa]

loving it. D-MAN CHU!!! FUCK YEA!!

http://i42.tinypic.com/30hy04z.jpg

[Chigworthy]

D-Man wouldn't like a twink like Elijah Wood

[Gutter]

best song parody making intern ever.

[disneyspy]

hey man fred brooklyns an asshole-LOVE IT!!

[Chigworthy]

NoName tearing Fred a new D-manhole.

[realmenhatelife]

No Name's Fred Brooklyn song is brilliant.

[Misteriosa]

hmm.. :popcorn:

[disneyspy]

poor spankey frank stands no chance of being recognized with no name there

[Warren Peace]

Stop fucking with the mike Ron.

[Dell]

is the parody song that good, or is it that everyone agrees so strongly with its message?

[CountryBob]

Work has me in Wilmington nc for a few and I can't listen - how's Dman working out?

[disneyspy]

Stop fucking with the mike Ron.

this isnt 202friends,he cant read you

[Chigworthy]

Maybe Ebert's Speechinator 2000 mispoke.

[wkj]

Hardest part about a parody song is chosing the right music, words come pretty easy after that---just my experiance.

[disneyspy]

Work has me in Wilmington nc for a few and I can't listen - how's Dman working out?

took a nap but he's still there and bustin balls and tastin cum

[Misteriosa]

Maybe Ebert's Speechinator 2000 mispoke.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[wkj]

That caller is an idiot.

[CountryBob]

took a nap but he's still there and bustin balls and tastin cum

So the only difference between fez and Dman is busting balls?
Oh Dman - i had such high hopes for you

[disneyspy]

So the only difference between fez and Dman is busting balls?
Oh Dman - i had such high hopes for you

fez? what year is this 1996?

[Manning, Esq.]

So the only difference between fez and Dman is busting balls?

Um, they sound quite similar ... a'la silencio.

[realmenhatelife]

It entirely possible Ryan Dunn wasn't drunk. Ant put his car into a guard rail just because the tires were cold. I'm not sure exactly where he crashed but roads in West Chester can wind a lot, they can be shitty, and there are a ton of deer out there.

[sailor]

I hate the comedy snob "no one except professional comics are funny" gimmick.

[wkj]

How long before the D-Man is huddled in a corner wondering if the building is going to tip over?

[Gutter]

It entirely possible Ryan Dunn wasn't drunk. Ant put his car into a guard rail just because the tires were cold. I'm not sure exactly where he crashed but roads in West Chester can wind a lot, they can be shitty, and there are a ton of deer out there.

He honestly doesn't look all that drunk in the pics on tmz. I think in the next few days all these tough talkers on the interwebs spouting their shitty opinions about "one less drunk driver in the world" are gonna feel pretty fucking terrible in a few days.

[Defty]

It entirely possible Ryan Dunn wasn't drunk. Ant put his car into a guard rail just because the tires were cold. I'm not sure exactly where he crashed but roads in West Chester can wind a lot, they can be shitty, and there are a ton of deer out there.

are you a lawyer?

[Manning, Esq.]

It entirely possible Ryan Dunn wasn't drunk.

Won't likely ever know because of the state of the wreckage and bodies. There are photos, unfortunately, that have gotten out illustrating his drinking and partying that night. Don't know the particulars, of course; and, based on the crumpled tin foil that used to be a speed-demon Porsche, don't think it'll ever get settled. Sad, all the way around.

[Misteriosa]

are you a lawyer?

what are you? the cops?

[Manning, Esq.]

How long before the D-Man is huddled in a corner wondering if the building is going to tip over?

Impossible - Just look at the conviction in this fella's Super-Eyes:
http://blog.newsarama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dman.jpg

[Defty]

what are you? the cops?

maybe i'm looking for a lawyer?

[disneyspy]

what are you? the cops?

hahahahahhahaaa

[Manning, Esq.]

what are you? the cops?

Who's askin'? You the boss's dame?

[wkj]

Impossible - Just look at the conviction in this fella's Super-Eyes:
http://blog.newsarama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dman.jpg

Very good.

[Warren Peace]

D-Man sounds like Cameron imitating Sloane's father on the phone: "ROONEY!!"

[Misteriosa]

Who's askin'? You the boss's dame?

i aint nobody's dame, pal :annoyed:

[Misteriosa]

fez is in studio? ;)

[Manning, Esq.]

fez is in studio? ;)

As the great Keanu Reeves once quipped, "Whoa."

[wkj]

We have a crew of about 20 folks who were stationed together in Florida in the early 90s. We are now all over the country and stay in touch. All show up for furnerals (2 so far) and our kids weddings (5 so far).

[Misteriosa]

fried kool-aid balls? that sounds awful...

[Manning, Esq.]

$1,800? 178th and ... umm ... c'mon locals, how far east?

[sailor]

i aint nobody's dame, pal :annoyed:

Stan's a chick, you're not a dame, spy has chicks fighting over him...world's topsy-turvy anymore.

[Chigworthy]

If you're a guy and you like Tim McGraw, they may have based Brokeback Mountain on your fantasies.

[Chigworthy]

"It is the Quizno's Artisan Bread that they do so good, ONLY like Quizno's does."

?

[disneyspy]

"It is the Quizno's Artisan Bread that they do so good, ONLY like Quizno's does."

?

its fuckin toasty man

[Chigworthy]

its fuckin toasty man

No, it's fuckin D-MAN!

[disneyspy]

these d-man sounders aint bad

[Chigworthy]

Oregonians: Too pussy to drink a little piss.

[Chigworthy]

People love to bring up the sterile urine science fact.

[disneyspy]

i'm gettin alittle pissed at d-man takin shots at fez

[disneyspy]

spanky was the guy that hid in the chatroom,didnt see him posting much

[Chigworthy]

Spanky took the Earl Douglas seminar on how to begin every answer nervously with the word "No".

[Chigworthy]

What the fuck, is it just us two in here? This is D-Day for christsakes! The D-Man Debut! The D-Meet&Greet!

[Manning, Esq.]

three

[wkj]

How's this D-Man thing working out for you?

[disneyspy]

maybe they think only cool people can post in this thread,its not,everyone is welcome to socialize and talk about what we all have in common,the ron and d-man show

[Chigworthy]

maybe they think only cool people can post in this thread,its not,everyone is welcome to socialize and talk about what we all have in common,the ron and d-man show

Yeah, it's not just limited to Spy and Myself. You norms can post too.

[Misteriosa]

i prefer to watch. :smoke:

[disneyspy]

so spanky had a girlfriend in niagra falls?hmmmmmmmm

[Manning, Esq.]

Did Jame Gumb just chime in asking if Spanky was called a creep?

[Terragen]

Awww yes I just heard the D-Man finally! :clap:

FUCK yea D-Man bring it! BRING IT!

[disneyspy]

Did Jame Gumb just chime in asking if Spanky was called a creep?

sounded like the silence of the lambs guy to me

oh shit just did a google search

[Misteriosa]

poor, spanky frank :wub:

[sailor]

$1,800? 178th and ... umm ... c'mon locals, how far east?

You can easily find something in the city for that money. don't have to go that far uptown either.

[disneyspy]

You can easily find something in the city for that money. don't have to go that far uptown either.

i thought this was a post about getting spanky laid

[A.J.]

Banging while listening to "Reelin' In the Years".... :laugh:

[Manning, Esq.]

Seger's subject was but 31!? Ronnie was talkin' like she was a regular Stalker Patti (ref. #2 today).

[Chigworthy]

Did Jame Gumb just chime in asking if Spanky was called a creep?

Manning get's the Cool Cat trophy for spelling Jame correctly!!! That's the kind of pop culture nuance we look for here.

[Manning, Esq.]

i thought this was a post about getting spanky laid

Boo-to-the-Ya!

[Chigworthy]

The first day of the Summer of Fuck is today.

[Manning, Esq.]

Yes, Ronald, let us get D-Man involved in some music; music such that he loves so much; the answer to his life's dilemmas. D-Man is definitely the music fanatic with whom to swap music tales.

[Misteriosa]

Yes, Ronald, let us get D-Man involved in some music; music such that he loves so much; the answer to his life's dilemmas. D-Man is definitely the music fanatic with whom to swap music tales.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Chigworthy]

The R&F show attracts a lot of virgins.

[disneyspy]

hahahha"would you date a girl in a coma?"

[Dell]

two fantastic spy reports in one show...

maybe it the magic of d-man...

[Warren Peace]

The R&F show attracts a lot of virgins.

Fez is the Pied Piper of the Sexually Inept

[disneyspy]

The R&F show attracts a lot of virgins.

just be confidant,always pretend that where you at is the place to be,you'll get a chick

[Chigworthy]

D-Man: Macho, yet not too manly to wax his back.

[wkj]

This is no different than when Fez is in studio. At least Fez's voice is not so forced. Really be surprised if this bit makes it to Friday.:thumbdown:

[Chigworthy]

I can just picture Fez's neighbor on Monday evening, all but the last digit of the phone number to the nut hut dialed up, after having heard a bad stallone impression through the walls all weekend, punctuated by the occasional "Coo-Kie".

[Manning, Esq.]

D-Man: Virile, but not too strong to cry.

[disneyspy]

D-man strong enuf for a man but made for a woman

[Manning, Esq.]

Song reminds me of an early 30 Rock bit when Liz thought someone called her the worst word you can call a woman, but Dratch assured us all that what was said was, "Runt!"

[disneyspy]

spy report-opie started a #RogerEbertHates and its trending,i believe his first

[wkj]

D-man strong enuf for a man but made for a woman

Now that's funny!

[Misteriosa]

awesome song :lol:

[Dell]

just be confidant,always pretend that where you at is the place to be,you'll get a chick

like that time you left your wallet at home and I had to bring it to the restaurant for you...

[Misteriosa]

they are touching the arm!! thats my fave!

[disneyspy]

my wrist vibrates too,when i crank one out

[Manning, Esq.]

D-Man: Worldy and cultivated, yet not too suave as to leave the TV on when appropriate.

[Chigworthy]

Nothing's manlier than slapping another man with slippers.

[disneyspy]

Nothing's manlier than slapping another man with slippers.

D-man- can hit you with a shoe but is kind enuf to slap you with a slipper

and i think that last statement was fez's old bobby the brain voice

[Manning, Esq.]

Chris Elliot got more props from ol' DL. Okay, perhaps deservedly so.

[Manning, Esq.]

Rhino ...? in Minn.?

[Misteriosa]

Rhino ...? in Minn.?

yeah mang

[Manning, Esq.]

I just drew this ... with my mind:
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/145/7/9/tomato_tornado_xd_by_greatdrawer1234-d3h8heu.png

[Chigworthy]

I just drew this ... with my mind:
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/145/7/9/tomato_tornado_xd_by_greatdrawer1234-d3h8heu.png

Looks more like a clamato outbreak.

[wkj]

Used to like Clamatoe juice Blood Marys. Don't thik it would hold up now, 25 years later.

[Misteriosa]

attack of the killer clamatos...

[Furtherman]

So.... D-Man... how is that going?

[Manning, Esq.]

D-Man: Well-read as any scholar, though not too persnickety to keep from referring to himself in the third person.

[sailor]

Tomato is a fruit.

[wkj]

Tomato is a fruit.

The French call a potatoe a fruit, Pomme de Terre, fruit of the earth.

[Misteriosa]

The French call a potatoe a fruit, Pomme de Terre, fruit of the earth.

and the french are faggets. so whats your point?

[A.J.]

Tomato is a fruit.

Stand-alone?

[disneyspy]

and the french are faggets. so whats your point?

LANGUAGE!!

[wkj]

and the french are faggets. so whats your point?

None really but don't understand why you would call the French a "bundle of sticks".

[Manning, Esq.]

Tomato is a fruit.

That, my friend, is an illegal characterization. In Nix v. Hedden, the U.S. Supreme Court, constitutionally, the highest Court in the land, and propagator of ultimate, final law, posited that the tomato is correctly defined as a vegetable. In its ever-infinite impartiality, it went on to say that a tomato is, botanically speaking, a fruit. So much has progresses in our judiciary since that 19th century opinion.

[Misteriosa]

None really but don't understand why you would call the French a "bundle of sticks".

because only a pile of sticks would call a tuber a fruit! a fruit has a seed in it!

[Chigworthy]

and the french are faggets. so whats your point?

Yeah those queers think that squid rings are fruits of the sea.

[Manning, Esq.]

Yeah those queers think that squid rings are fruits of the sea.

That reminds me ... what was it that we used to call canned tuna? It was that one brand ... Dunno.

[A.J.]

That reminds me ... what was it that we used to call canned tuna? It was that one brand ... Dunno.

http://eatmywords.com/emw/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tuna_mercury_charlie_starkist_11.jpg

[wkj]

because only a pile of sticks would call a tuber a fruit! a fruit has a seed in it!

I'm not supporting.

[Chigworthy]

Ron: "I'm not a big fan of the guy who covers for everybody"

Sounds like he needs the Earl Douglas back.

[disneyspy]

ask any tuna you happen to see whats the best tuna,sorry charlie i dont remember the rest

[Chigworthy]

That reminds me ... what was it that we used to call canned tuna? It was that one brand ... Dunno.

Rattlesnake of the Ocean.

[wkj]

Rattlesnake of the Ocean.

I just feel sorry for all those tuna that get caught up in those dolphin nets.

[Manning, Esq.]

tss, tsss. What is that, "ask any tuna," ... like, what ... you can't talk to no tuna, unless you're like some kinda Fish Whisperer er sumthin. tsss, tss

[disneyspy]

this singer caller kills again

[Misteriosa]

oof.. this guys is bad.

[disneyspy]

oof.. this guys is bad.

i so disagree,he calls every few months and they all crack me up

[Chigworthy]

D-man voice is fucking crazy now

[Manning, Esq.]

It's true. When Roger Ebert acts out, all confused, the only two results are bore and regret. Lay off of Dunn, y'bloggin' arsehole.

[Misteriosa]

i so disagree,he calls every few months and they all crack me up

took too long to get to the pay off.

[wkj]

D-man voice is fucking crazy now

Crack in his voice is starting to come through.

[Chigworthy]

Oh no.

[disneyspy]

what the fuck?

[Misteriosa]

oh dear... :unsure:

[Chigworthy]

Needs more 1's and 2's.

[A.J.]

Needs more 1's and 2's.

Seriously - this is Crazed-esque.

[Chigworthy]

Haha!

[Gutter]

FEEEEZZZZ VOIIIIIIIIIIIICE ding!

hahahahaha he slipped there.

[disneyspy]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA from fez to d man,killer!

[Misteriosa]

todays show actually has me laughing like i used to.

i hope d-mann can stick around. :o

[sailor]

That, my friend, is an illegal characterization. In Nix v. Hedden, the U.S. Supreme Court, constitutionally, the highest Court in the land, and propagator of ultimate, final law, posited that the tomato is correctly defined as a vegetable. In its ever-infinite impartiality, it went on to say that a tomato is, botanically speaking, a fruit. So much has progresses in our judiciary since that 19th century opinion.

Yes, botanically a fruit. I'm not saying they're gay.

[Manning, Esq.]

todays show actually has me laughing like i used to.

True dat, true dat.

[disneyspy]

todays show actually has me laughing like i used to.

i hope d-mann can stick around. :o

thats what she said

[sailor]

"this thursDAY!". Hahaha

[Misteriosa]

this cheetahpower commerical reminds me of sex panther :laugh:

[disneyspy]

his wrist vibrates,i guess now we know how he picked the name spankeyfrank

[sailor]

This Wilfred show was great when it starred jay mohr's wife.

[disneyspy]

"this thursDAY!". Hahaha

tssss ssss it cracks me up when sailor posts something a few minutes behind us,its like hes slow or sumpthin tss ssss

[Gutter]

This Wilfred show was great when it starred jay mohr's wife.

HAHAHA Unhappily Ever After? hahaha bobcat goldthwait and the dude from Entourage hahaha i loved that show. she was hot back then.

[A.J.]

this cheetahpower commerical reminds me of sex panther :laugh:

Or that cougar dating website.

[Chigworthy]

tssss ssss it cracks me up when sailor posts something a few minutes behind us,its like hes slow or sumpthin tss ssss

He's like in La La Land or sumthin', tsss tssss.

[Gutter]

this cheetahpower commerical reminds me of sex panther :laugh:

60 percent of the time, it works all the time.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hmm ...
Assertive, Enthusiastic, Angry - Peggy Lou Baldwin. Fez Marie Whatley ca. 2000s.
Less-developed - Ruthie Dorsett. Fatty Pneumonia.
Listless - Sybil Ann Dorsett. Homeless Fez.
Thoughtful, Contemplative, Homebody - Mary Lucinda Dorsett. Fez Marie ca. 2010s.
Intensely Dramatic - Vanessa Dorsett. Nature Boy - Whoo!
Main personality - Sybil Dorsett. Todd Hillier.

Who's next?

[Chigworthy]

That was a stand-alone fruit moment.

[wkj]

No more D-Man.

[Misteriosa]

there goes your singing caller :o

[disneyspy]

there goes your singing caller :o

ya its better when its just once evry few months

[Gutter]

I love when they play that you can hear Ron chuckle in the background. hilarious.

[Misteriosa]

"this thursDAY!". Hahaha

indeed. :laugh:

[sailor]

HAHAHA Unhappily Ever After? hahaha bobcat goldthwait and the dude from Entourage hahaha i loved that show. she was hot back then.

Word. She was lovely.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

great great show today.

[Gutter]

hell yea misti.....great time in the thread today too.

[Manning, Esq.]

Later on, Mr. Runner, Friends - Donk!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,this was great,have a good one

C'YA!!