Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/28/11- (Jersey Joe)

[realmenhatelife]

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What is Ron & Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)[/QUOTE]

Can Frank Watson keep the heat going?

So this girl is a femenist pop/spoken word artist on K Records. She got hired to write Lindsay Lohan's unreleased record because Lohan used to dance around and sing this song to Sam Ronson. Now The Blow does a really good stage show about it.

Also, if you like YACHT, that guy made a few records with her, and even though it's just her on stage with a lap top, she refers to herself as 'we.'

[realmenhatelife]

No Frank Watson. Interview with Michael Rapaport about his Tribe Called Quest docu, and it sounds like they may actually talk about how Tribe didn't want the movie to come out even after giving Rapaport permission to make it, because they thought they looked bad.


Radio Psychic: Ron talks briefly about how contemporary hip hop just doesn't have the same soul of 90s hip hop despite not actually listening to enough contemporary hip hop to make that judgment.

[Gutter]

morning buddays.

ICHIBAN: Man who found Caylee Anthony's remains set to testify; Casey Anthony deemed competent to stand trial.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43561009/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

[Furtherman]

ICHIBAN: Idiot out in Times Square climbed a lightpole and now everything is at a standstill.

Live video here. (http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/livenow?id=8218603)


You gotta get higher than that if you want to kill yourself!

[Manning, Esq.]

Hello. It is a real pleasure to be here today.

[Gutter]

shoot that fucker with a bean bag already.

[realmenhatelife]

ICHIBAN: Idiot out in Times Square climbed a lightpole and now everything is at a standstill.

Live video here. (http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/livenow?id=8218603)


You gotta get higher than that if you want to kill yourself!

Maybe he was trying to dance The Charleston. Was he wearing a racoon coat?

[Gutter]

oh they got him.

[realmenhatelife]

Slow day. Ron keeping the Lazlow heat going is funny.

[Manning, Esq.]

S'pose Todd's researching for the newest voice/role. Ahh ... the puns, they are a'comin'.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,i guess we'll appreciate the new guest host once sam gets out of there

[Gutter]

Mike Rappaport......cool. this should be good.

[Manning, Esq.]

Remy!

[Gutter]

Remy!

Babitch!!

[realmenhatelife]

People dont force their own music on crowds? Clearly Ron has never been near a Honda Civic with a coffee can exhaust in traffic.

[Manning, Esq.]

The doc's title (Beats Rhymes & Life) reminds me of that grammar book, Eats, Shoots and Leaves. Think it's supposed to allude to beating rhymes and life?

Great to see that MCA weighed in, too. B. Boys reign for life, yo.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

listening to this guy talk is wearing me out...

[Gutter]

nooners buddays...:bye:

listening to this guy talk is wearing me out...

but its Rappaport.

[Dell]

but its Rappaport.

and it's exhausting...

it sounds like it is taking every bit of his energy to talk...

[Gutter]

and it's exhausting...

it sounds like it is taking every bit of his energy to talk...

he's a good actor and i like pretty much everything he's in or shows up in. maybe it doesn't bother me cause i'm a fan.

[realmenhatelife]

Two points: The idea that gets put out, that "they've made NYC different, expensive, safe, theme parkey" and its sterile and not conducive to art should be changed to "We've made NYC ..." by continuing to participate in the city, pay the prices, and sell the legend of New York you are enabling that change. You have to realize that if you live in a place that gets gentrified, and you dont leave, it means you're part of the gentrifiers. If you weren't you couldn't afford to stay there.



Second: NYC I think 'suffers' more than anywhere else from the internet. With heightened levels of awareness in niche forms of art, the ability to connect with others, and the ability to self produce and promote, the need for huge cultural hubs like New York completely changes. New York as a culturual empire is in its' decline, it will always be relevent but it cant continue to be the behemoth is always was. In my opinion the cultural hotbeds of the future are going to be mid sized cities close to sources of organic produce.

[Manning, Esq.]

Really, another top-shelf interview. But, while I am a fan, and would likely leave on anything I'd find him on while channel-surfing, he did sound quite amped up, as Dell pointed out. Stilll, he was pretty focused, so the exuberance was bearable, as compared to some guests who just babble, switch tracks, monopolize, and keep babbling (no examples come to mind).

Would've been interesting to hear him talk about Chris Penn. I know, neither topical, nor timely, but I'd bet that Rapaport could chip in a unique perspective.

[disneyspy]

Two points: The idea that gets put out, that "they've made NYC different, expensive, safe, theme parkey" and its sterile and not conducive to art should be changed to "We've made NYC ..." by continuing to participate in the city, pay the prices, and sell the legend of New York you are enabling that change. You have to realize that if you live in a place that gets gentrified, and you dont leave, it means you're part of the gentrifiers. If you weren't you couldn't afford to stay there.



Second: NYC I think 'suffers' more than anywhere else from the internet. With heightened levels of awareness in niche forms of art, the ability to connect with others, and the ability to self produce and promote, the need for huge cultural hubs like New York completely changes. New York as a culturual empire is in its' decline, it will always be relevent but it cant continue to be the behemoth is always was. In my opinion the cultural hotbeds of the future are going to be mid sized cities close to sources of organic produce.

could explain all the gays here except we're only 40,000

[disneyspy]

how long til jersey joe leaves and frank comes back?

[disneyspy]

ron should change his name to beans so we can listen to FRANK AND BEANS

[Baby DEW Year]

how long til jersey joe leaves and frank comes back?

We get it, you love the gays!

[realmenhatelife]

You even notice that sometimes Ron has a bit of a Walken delivery?

[disneyspy]

We get it, you love the gays!

my birthday is the july 25th which is the day the gays can get married in new york,how can i not love those butt fuckers?

[Manning, Esq.]

In my opinion the cultural hotbeds of the future are going to be mid sized cities close to sources of organic produce.

... Wis. being second only to Calif. in number of certified organic farms. I'm aboard, and would love to see your prediction realized. But, me thinks it'll be awhile before artists, media or otherwise, flock to Madison, WI, to join the fewer than quarter million residents. That is, until they see the rents for a loft "downtown."

[Dell]

I'm also a fan of his work and the interview was interesting...

perhaps it would have been more enjoyable had he calmed down a bit...

[Baby DEW Year]

,how can i not love those butt fuckers?

Can you modquote yourself??????

[disneyspy]

You even notice that sometimes Ron has a bit of a Walken delivery?

ya he does, odd aint it?

[Dell]

my birthday is the july 25th which is the day the gays can get married in new york,how can i not love those butt fuckers?

a shameless hint at what you want for your birthday this year...:nono:

[Chigworthy]

Someone gimme a summary of yesterday's show in this mufucker n' shit.

[realmenhatelife]

This call is setting up sometihng related to the HBO doc that was on last night.

[disneyspy]

Can you modquote yourself??????

i'm sure i can but if i ever do it'll be something like i'm the greatest,wow what a great quote about myself,hang on

[disneyspy]

Someone gimme a summary of yesterday's show in this mufucker n' shit.

frank kicked ass

[disneyspy]

a shameless hint at what you want for your birthday this year...:nono:

went golfing and then to dinner with the new chick on sunday,had the most romantic kiss on her doorstep in the history of kisses,maybe i can talk her into wearing a strap on for the first time we do it

[Manning, Esq.]

Haven't seen Hot Coffee, yet, but I'd say that, yes, there are cases in these cases--including the caller's "shattered" leg. The question surrounds valuation. Suing when you slip and fall is not necessarily frivoluous. The frivolity comes into play when the awards are handed out.

This is not unheard of: couple gets into a wreck because they pulled out of a parallel spot without looking. Insurance refused payout for ~$40,000 in repairs and doctor bills. [Whether Insurance did wrong is another story.] Couple hires a billboard lawyer. Fast-forward two years, and numerous civic resources (dozens of court days), and jury awards couple $22 million. At least $21 million of that is frivolous.

[realmenhatelife]

frank kicked ass

Someone gimme a summary of yesterday's show in this mufucker n' shit.


Imagine if Fez took and followed through with advice. The result was yesterday's show.

[Chigworthy]

Michael Rapaport's best work:

[realmenhatelife]

went golfing and then to dinner with the new chick on sunday,had the most romantic kiss on her doorstep in the history of kisses,maybe i can talk her into wearing a strap on for the first time we do it

'Most Romantic Kiss' is still the gayest thing in this sentance.

And Chuck Palahniuk is a garbage writer.

[sailor]

Black tea HAS to be brewed at 212. How cold do these pussies want their coffee to be?

[Chigworthy]

And Chuck Palahniuk is a garbage writer.

I enjoyed the Ghost Stories book or whatever it was, and I read Choke a long time ago and remember kind of enjoying it's noirish framework. I also liked his book of nonfiction essays. But for the most part, I can't be bothered too much with it.

[Dell]

Imagine if Fez took and followed through with advice. The result was yesterday's show.

was in a golf tournament yesterday and missed it...

what time is the Monday show replayed on the weekend?

[Furtherman]

*sigh*

[Furtherman]

went golfing and then to dinner with the new chick on sunday,had the most romantic kiss on her doorstep in the history of kisses,maybe i can talk her into wearing a strap on for the first time we do it

'Most Romantic Kiss' is still the gayest thing in this sentance.

:laugh:

Oh c'mon.... he's in Luuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. :wub:

[disneyspy]

:laugh:

Oh c'mon.... he's in Luuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. :wub:

leave me alone!!

[disneyspy]

was in a golf tournament yesterday and missed it...

what time is the Monday show replayed on the weekend?

check your PMs

[Warren Peace]

Fez should've made the natural progression to Pauly D-Man

[disneyspy]

this page has a ghost

[disneyspy]

i meant last page did,way to go chiggy

[Baby DEW Year]

this page has a ghost

do you mean a spook?

[disneyspy]

do you mean a spook?

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[Chigworthy]

i meant last page did,way to go chiggy

They didn't have the whole clip on youtube, so I had to use that shitty livevideo. Oh well, it's a funny bit.

[disneyspy]

at the half USA and korea are tied in womens world cup

[realmenhatelife]

This is the spot I would post a video of Joe Piscopo's Jersey Guy character if youtube was allowed to host SNL clips.


Maybe we're all better off...

[disneyspy]

in womens wimbeldon tennis two ovas have won a set apiece and they're both spy worthy

[disneyspy]

This is the spot I would post a video of Joe Piscopo's Jersey Guy character if youtube was allowed to host SNL clips.


Maybe we're all better off...

try a livevimeo

[CountryBob]

I like this song- is it called jersey girl?

[Gutter]

stepped away for a few....i can only assume The Boss is playing to welcome the jersey version of fez?

[realmenhatelife]

I enjoyed the Ghost Stories book or whatever it was, and I read Choke a long time ago and remember kind of enjoying it's noirish framework. I also liked his book of nonfiction essays. But for the most part, I can't be bothered too much with it.

If you stack his novels up you realize they're all basically the same novel just with different details plugged in. He uses the same little style tricks, he's really repetative, the characters are all essentially the same, but then he's kindof cocky about it. Blech.

[Gutter]

If you stack his novels up you realize they're all basically the same novel just with different details plugged in. He uses the same little style tricks, he's really repetative, the characters are all essentially the same, but then he's kindof cocky about it. Blech.

he is ever fascinated with people who attend support group meetings for various different reasons.

[realmenhatelife]

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Dont know why you'd play bruce when you could play Waits.

[KC2OSO]

Is this Tom Waits? Fukin awesome

[Gutter]

is this character dead already?

[realmenhatelife]

he is ever fascinated with people who attend support group meetings for various different reasons.

And theres always 3 of them and everytime they do something it goes

flash boom pow

[Gutter]

And theres always 3 of them and everytime they do something it goes

flash boom pow

like batman?

[disneyspy]

when is jersey joe gonna give us the news you can use for the jews?

[KC2OSO]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsK/47024.gif

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh, Joe, the world's just not ready for your wit and wisdom, yet.

[Gutter]

I think Fez panicking live on the show in a character is more cringe inducing than Fez panicking live on the show as Fez.

[Manning, Esq.]

This guy was in Requiem: "Ass to ass!"

[CountryBob]

Ron dosent cut any slack when Fez bombs a character....

[disneyspy]

i wonder if jersey joe eats his own poo

[Gutter]

hahahaha, "Why did our sister marry Homer"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

[realmenhatelife]

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Perhaps Jersey Joe needs to watch this and brush up

[Gutter]

Wawa has been in central jersey for at least 30 years.

[jennysmurf]

Jersey Joe is making me disappoint.

[Liverspot]

dam, jersey joe just fell apart. he is still a mans man though......

[Dell]

Wawa has been in central jersey for at least 30 years.

they are all over Virginia...have been for years

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks LOTD: He was like a lazer beam.... of gay pride.

[Gutter]

Hicks needs to do a Seinfeld impression every day.

[Manning, Esq.]

Thoughts on a potential next character?

I'm going with Harry Kiri. Sword up, disturbed, self-interested deshi.

Love ya, Fezzie.

[Lemieux66]

Ron and Pepper Seinfeld tomorrow please.

[disneyspy]

Thoughts on a potential next character?

I'm going with Harry Kiri. Sword up, disturbed, self-interested deshi.

Love ya, Fezzie.

start a thread!

[Manning, Esq.]

Hicks needs to do a Seinfeld impression every day.

What's the deal with that watery kif from Tomkins Square?!?

[realmenhatelife]

What's the deal with that watery kif from Tomkins Square?!?

What's with all these people that smoke Salvia D and put a knife to their friends throat? It's like "Cmon, people, I'm trying to watch this Phish concert."

[Manning, Esq.]

start a thread!

Whoa, whoa, there!! Who am I, whiz-kid David Lightman?

[LeedsJr]

We Want Frank!!!

[disneyspy]

we want frank!!

[Baby DEW Year]

We Want Frank!!!

we want frank!!

Don't forget the balls!

[realmenhatelife]

SeinPep is a riot.

[Dell]

Don't forget the balls!

HAHAHAHA...

[Furtherman]

I've seen male synchronized swimming.

http://amn5.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/snl-synchronizedswimming.jpg

[disneyspy]

ginger rogers could do every dance step as fred astaire and she did it backwards and in high heels

[Manning, Esq.]

[QUOTE=Furtherman;2863552]I've seen male synchronized swimming.

Sure, but even by their own admissions, those athletes weren't "strong swimmers."

[disneyspy]

someone must of yelled "CABS ARE HERE" and jersey joe left

[Manning, Esq.]

Girlz Rule:

Coupon snipping;
Fill-the-Bottle;
Service Nagging (retail division, only);
10 points for the English Channel tart;
Hole Speech (I know … “C’mon guys.”);
Drug Sales (seriously, I’d bet if you add up the Pharma Reps.’ tickets versus Thuggy Slinger’s sales, the pill-pushers win every day);
Gossiping (Aa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Get it?! They’re chatty! Aa-Ha-Ha!).

[sailor]

Boxing and mma are judged.

[Dell]

Boxing and mma are judged.

they should fight until someone is knocked out or taps out to remove all subjectivity...

[foodcourtdruide]

Boxing and mma are judged.

Sports can be judged. Saying it can't is ridiculous.

[Manning, Esq.]

I'd expect to hear Ronnie's take on whether is a sport to be, [I]"Who gives a shit?! Hey, if you wanna call your thing a sport, woh am I to give a Rat's Ass? When I say 'sport,' I mean stick and ball, but when you do, you're driving a car. Big deal!

[Manning, Esq.]

DotNet Psychic! DoyNet Psychic!

RB: Here is ... uh ... We got Blowhard on the line.

[Dell]

I watch most sports with the sound off...

Every now and then I listen to the radio coverage while watching the tv coverage...

[Manning, Esq.]

I watch most sports with the sound off...

And, here's another Blowhard sentiment: I liked the days before satellite sports transmissions, when I could watch a ball game--on the local affiliate by the way; not some foreign-owned multi-national comglomerate of corporate-sponsored networks--with the TV guys' sound down, and the radio feed following the picture....

[Dell]

And, here's another Blowhard sentiment: I liked the days before satellite sports transmissions, when I could watch a ball game--on the local affiliate by the way; not some foreign-owned multi-national comglomerate of corporate-sponsored networks--with the TV guys' sound down, and the radio feed following the picture....

I'm on a large delay (I buffer a lot to advance past the commercials) and haven't heard Blowhard yet...

I'm a little sad that I have the same opinion but I was posting in reference to the lady tennis players grunting (and the damn noise makers in the last world cup)...

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm on a large delay (I buffer a lot to advance past the commercials) and haven't heard Blowhard yet...

I'm a little sad that I have the same opinion but I was posting in reference to the lady tennis players grunting (and the damn noise makers in the last world cup)...

No BH, yet; I was prognosticating. Whenever someone talks about TV sports audio, I go directly to baseball because of its history of excellent radion broadcasters (who, IMHO, kick the TV guys' asses). Tennis? Dunno. But, my niece's HS tourneys are rife with forced grunting. And, the zuzulala (or, whatever; I'm not even going to look that useless thing up)? Well, it can burninrotttenhell as far as I'm concerned.

[disneyspy]

oh shit this caller from da UP just brought up the same memory i was having of watching the king and his court play in the soo,it was freaky

[Manning, Esq.]

Flew by, eh, Frank/Joe/Fez/Todd/Sybil/Reggie/RayJoe/Etts?

Baited breath for some new location-based trivia, wordplay, and stammering.

D-to-the-ONK!

[disneyspy]

i want frank,later buddays,have a good one


C'YA!!

[sailor]

Boxing and mma are judged.

Tried to post this like 20 minutes ago.

[disneyspy]

Boxing and mma are judged.

we read you the first time

[sailor]

we read you the first time

Yeah, my phone locked up like fez.