Ron and Fez Listening Thread 07/01/ and 07/04/11 HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA and USA [Archive]

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 04:43 AM

Gutter

07-01-2011, 05:42 AM

mornin Cbob.......getting it started early to get past the 2 pages? good strategery.

Hillbilly Hot Tub

http://www.photobombing.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hillbilly_hottub.jpg

Chigworthy

07-01-2011, 06:04 AM

Used to party in a junkyard. We would build a fire in an old smelting bucket. You had to watch where you took a leak (particularly the ladies) because if you hit the exposed wires going to any of the various trailers on the property, you would get a nice jolt of line voltage in your nethers.

DOHO@HOME

07-01-2011, 06:09 AM

What does a redneck girl and the unibomber have in common?
They were both fingered by their brother:clap:

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 06:26 AM

Hehe - fingering your sister is sick - oh wait... I'm sick then!

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/2128/iweddingreception.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/820/iweddingreception.jpg/)

Now that's gonna be a good wife!

Misteriosa

07-01-2011, 06:35 AM

good morning :-)

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 06:36 AM

Hi Misti - hope Friday before vacation is treating you well?

Misteriosa

07-01-2011, 06:40 AM

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 06:40 AM

One of my favorite redneck rap songs...

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Chigworthy

07-01-2011, 06:41 AM

http://mommasgonemad.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/redneck-mommy.jpg

Stars and Bars

Misteriosa

07-01-2011, 06:43 AM

she needs to pull that top's halter strings a little tighter. it would make her boobs look less droopy.

edit: but i guess im the only one making fashion notations...

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 06:45 AM

its been busy as hell this morning. we are clearing up the mess from yesterday's crisis. then we had another one. both were clients disclosing sex abuse so immediate actions had to be taken.

on a positive note, we had a reunification this morning. a baby girl got to back home with her dad. hopefully, they won't be back. :o

Thats good news - I have been going out of my mind the past few weeks dealing with open enrollment and a new data system roll out. I need an extra day off - gonna sit on a life jacket in the lake and float around while drinking copias amounts of PBR's and Jack Daniel's black. God bless America!

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 06:46 AM

http://mommasgonemad.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/redneck-mommy.jpg

Stars and Bars

How did a picture of my sister get on the internet?

Chigworthy

07-01-2011, 06:47 AM

she needs to pull that top's halter strings a little tighter. it would make her boobs look less droopy.

edit: but i guess im the only one making fashion notations...

She don't cotton to y'alls yankee notions.

Gutter

07-01-2011, 07:10 AM

Stars and Bars

yea, more like staaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrs and baaaaaaaaaaarrrrrs. get it? cause, cause they're saggin tsss ttssss

Misteriosa

07-01-2011, 07:13 AM

unscreened phone calls? strip in, kids. :blink:

Defty

07-01-2011, 07:17 AM

is this live?

foodcourtdruide

07-01-2011, 07:26 AM

Best of.

regulator

07-01-2011, 07:34 AM

Best of.

Planned? Unplanned?

Between Ron's jury duty and Fezzie's third heart attack, I am not sure I can take any more replays than are absolutely necessary.

foodcourtdruide

07-01-2011, 07:36 AM

Planned? Unplanned?

Between Ron's jury duty and Fezzie's third heart attack, I am not sure I can take any more replays than are absolutely necessary.

Ron mentioned it on his blog.

spoon

07-01-2011, 07:43 AM

He also mentioned he hates regulator.

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 07:57 AM

Where's Ron's blog? That would be interesting to read....

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CountryBob

07-01-2011, 07:59 AM

This fine gentleman is sitting in one of the nicer seating areas at Bristol Motor Speedway.
Stay classy my friends....

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1757/hairyfail.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/89/hairyfail.png/)

Manning, Esq.

07-01-2011, 08:00 AM

Happy Declaration of Independence Eve Buddays! Truly, it was the second; the signing was the Fourth.

Misti - - Alt-Tab!! Glad you're having a rewarding day, and can jump in without too much paranoia.

CountryBob, I'm really trying with the tunes. THanks for sharing.

Manning, Esq.

07-01-2011, 08:05 AM

This fine gentleman is sitting in one of the nicer seating areas at Bristol Motor Speedway.

The odd thing is the empty seat to his right. Not odd because I'm so surprised that society would avoid the way-too-late-to-the-dance Senior fan. Odd because if I told you ten years ago that Bristol would stop selling out by 2006, you'd think I was an idiot. Hundreds each year used to change ownership pursely through will and estate settlements. Now, commercials a month in advance.

Manning, Esq.

07-01-2011, 08:17 AM

Bum, Bum, Bum.

Donk! to March 1, 2011. Think I'm headin' back to 2005. Happy 235th, United States of America! Have a smooth weekend, all. Go hike. Get wet. Blow stuff up. You know, celebrate America!

Runner out.

Chigworthy

07-01-2011, 08:18 AM

God bless R&F Show for playing whole shows, or at least large chunks of them, during off days. Can't stand the 1/4" dice method of assembling best-ofs.

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 08:25 AM

The odd thing is the empty seat to his right. Not odd because I'm so surprised that society would avoid the way-too-late-to-the-dance Senior fan. Odd because if I told you ten years ago that Bristol would stop selling out by 2006, you'd think I was an idiot. Hundreds each year used to change ownership pursely through will and estate settlements. Now, commercials a month in advance.

So true - NASCAR has out priced their fan base and what used to be the hardest ticket to get in sports. I'm just playing a goof with the music, Im not a colt ford fan but CDB is the shit

wkj

07-01-2011, 08:37 AM

Is this a Best of?

wkj

07-01-2011, 08:39 AM

Oh yea, guess it is.

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 08:53 AM

What's the best food to take to the lake? For ease of storage and ease of consuming.

A.J.

07-01-2011, 08:59 AM

http://mommasgonemad.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/redneck-mommy.jpg

Stars and Bars

Butterface.

wkj

07-01-2011, 09:05 AM

What's the best food to take to the lake? For ease of storage and ease of consuming.

MREs.

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 09:14 AM

MREs.

Haha - yeah but try feeding MRE's to a few chicks that are drunk off their asses. Im thinking fried mutha fuckin chicken, some subs and brownies.

wkj

07-01-2011, 09:21 AM

Haha - yeah but try feeding MRE's to a few chicks that are drunk off their asses. Im thinking fried mutha fuckin chicken, some subs and brownies.

I have a full size cooler that runs on 12VDC (comes with AC adaptor, too). Depending on which way you plug the plug in to the cooler, it either cools or heats. Take what ever you want to the lake! Got it at Wall Mart for about $80. Great little gadget and works great.

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 09:25 AM

I have a full size cooler that runs on 12VDC (comes with AC adaptor, too). Depending on which way you plug the plug in to the cooler, it either cools or heats. Take what ever you want to the lake! Got it at Wall Mart for about $80. Great little gadget and works great.

Nice idea - Walmart saves the day - again!

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/627/369u.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/37/369u.jpg/)

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 09:33 AM

Another redneck beauty from Walmart

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wkj

07-01-2011, 09:33 AM

Nice idea - Walmart saves the day - again!

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/627/369u.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/37/369u.jpg/)

They actually did, when our refridgerator went out a few years ago, one year after we bought it and had to wait for warrenty work---saved a lot of food. Have used it on the road many times since and is a great "no ice" cooler for beer at parties. Can keep it inside.

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 09:35 AM

I'm determined to get this thread to 3 pages!

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2987/1471w.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/225/1471w.jpg/)

Nice saggy skin <--------- something you should never say!

wkj

07-01-2011, 09:35 AM

They actually did, when our refridgerator went out a few years ago, one year after we bought it and had to wait for warrenty work---saved a lot of food. Have used it on the road many times since and is a great "no ice" cooler for beer at parties. Can keep it inside.

BTW, how did you get that picture of my wife, warned her about that Facebook shit.

wkj

07-01-2011, 09:45 AM

All kidding aside. My sister and brother in law own a custom houseboat company in Montecello KY (Sunstar), check them out. Their 4th of July game is to get 6 or 7 boats together tied up in a cove on Lake Cumberland for 5 or 6 days. Can do and cook anything, satellite TV, central air, jet skis, skiboats, etc., most are over 2000SF. It's one hell of a good time.

My wife's job has prevented us from going for the last couple years. :sad:

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 09:49 AM

That's the way to do it! I dont have a boat but many friends do - gonna just pull up in a cove and relax....

Reminds me of...

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CountryBob

07-01-2011, 09:56 AM

I like this rendition of a great Neil Young song....

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disneyspy

07-01-2011, 09:59 AM

What's the best food to take to the lake? For ease of storage and ease of consuming.

water melon,happy canada day buddays,eh?

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 10:02 AM

Remember seeing this when the wall came down -

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CountryBob

07-01-2011, 10:03 AM

water melon,happy canada day buddays,eh?

OH yeah - Watermelon drunk on vodka. Thats a good one

wkj

07-01-2011, 10:06 AM

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 10:11 AM

If one could only imagine what the founder's of our country would possibly dream how great this nation would become - when they signed the declaration.

USA!

disneyspy

07-01-2011, 10:11 AM

http://www.forgetfoo.com/images/blog/canada_bikini_480.jpg

this post dedicated to hexy and my first day of posting in the listening threads 3 years ago today

wkj

07-01-2011, 10:13 AM

Avitar is about $4M of floating American ingenuity...they even built a boat for Dale Jr.

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 10:15 AM

Nice - I want to see what's under those leaves...

Also, nice on the avatar... money does provide access to better and more toys!

disneyspy

07-01-2011, 10:16 AM

http://www.megamarine.com/bikini17canada.JPG

CountryBob

07-01-2011, 10:18 AM

Whew - page 3!!!! :happy:

Didn't think this Best of CountryBob thread could make it reach.

later buddays :bye: Off to a meeting about Flex spending accounts (and a nap)...

Here's to living in the best damn country in the world! :drunk:

wkj

07-01-2011, 10:20 AM

I'd post a bigger picture but don't know how; not that any of you give a shit; just trying to help CB get us to 3 pages.

wkj

07-01-2011, 10:24 AM

Guy walks into a barber shop and walks up to the barber and asks, "Bob Peters here?' to which the barber replies, "No sir, just a shave and a haircut."

cougarjake13

07-01-2011, 03:39 PM

http://www.megamarine.com/bikini17canada.JPG

i am now officially switching my allegiance

cougarjake13

07-01-2011, 03:44 PM

disneyspy

07-04-2011, 07:45 AM

i miss that we're rednecks song they play for the southern hicks

A.J.

07-04-2011, 07:46 AM

i miss that we're rednecks song they play for the southern hicks

Any relation to Pepper?

disneyspy

07-04-2011, 07:48 AM

Any relation to Pepper?

only if his mom and dad were brother and sister

disneyspy

07-04-2011, 07:51 AM

hey AJ,how do change a title?

A.J.

07-04-2011, 07:54 AM

hey AJ,how do change a title?

Thread tools --- Edit Thread.

disneyspy

07-04-2011, 07:57 AM

Thanks

A.J.

07-04-2011, 08:03 AM

Sigh...remember when they used to talk about this site on the show?

disneyspy

07-04-2011, 08:06 AM

Sigh...remember when they used to talk about this site on the show?

having fez,jay mohr and dave post here turned out to be a bad idea

A.J.

07-04-2011, 08:06 AM

Smails' thread they're talking about on the best of. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=49359&highlight=aliens)