Man chokes to death on sex toy

[Jujubees2]

What a way to go. Probably the only thing worse would be if he survived.

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/)

[Gutter]

What a way to go. Probably the only thing worse would be if he survived.

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/)

jeeeezzzzzus. he owns a fucking bear and the rubber dick got him. wow.

[Snacks]

jeeeezzzzzus. he owns a fucking bear and the rubber dick got him. wow.

:clap:

[Furtherman]

Never has my mind switched so quickly as to why someone has died.

He owns a bear? Well there ya go... oh.. wait.... no? What?

[KnoxHarrington]

jeeeezzzzzus. he owns a fucking bear and the rubber dick got him. wow.

It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day

[Melk]

As Ronnie B often says, "it is impossible for a man to put a penis in his mouth without choking."

[jennysmurf]

I like how they keep saying it's not suspicious and that the person that "helped" him left before he died. Just an accidental death. The police must have hated him, cause that's all kinds of suspicious! Poor freak. I feel worse for the "teenage co-worker" that found him, can you imagine the horror that scene produced?

[Judge Smails]

Sounds to me like that dildo . . .

was a little more . . .

(puts on sunglasses)

than he could bear to swallow.

(Yeeeeeeeaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[underdog]

"bear to swallow" just killed me.

[Fallon]

You never want your obituary in the "Weird news" section.

[Gutter]

It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day

It's like choooookinnnnng on dick when you own a bearrrrrrrr.

[PapaBear]

Wow. He died in Cleveland. That's embarrassing.

[A.J.]

I blame The Gimp.

[Recyclerz]

I was expecting a different kind of bear.



I'm wondering if this story will inspire on-air tears from Fezzie today.

[Chigworthy]

I like how they keep saying it's not suspicious and that the person that "helped" him left before he died. Just an accidental death. The police must have hated him, cause that's all kinds of suspicious! Poor freak. I feel worse for the "teenage co-worker" that found him, can you imagine the horror that scene produced?

I doubt the detectives are going to risk their career because they don't like someone. I don't even know how you got that out of the story.


And it seems like the bear killed two people, some woman and the caretaker/slaveboy.

[jennysmurf]

I doubt the detectives are going to risk their career because they don't like someone. I don't even know how you got that out of the story.


And it seems like the bear killed two people, some woman and the caretaker/slaveboy.

I wasn't taking it that seriously. I was just poking fun at how they said the death wasn't suspicious, when it actually has several suspicious points. Nevermind....carry on, Mr. literalchigworthy.

[disneyspy]

i found it VERY suspicious,who get a ball in their mouth,gets hand cuffed up and then just lays there by themselves? no one,it was murder!

[Chigworthy]

i found it VERY suspicious,who get a ball in their mouth,gets hand cuffed up and then just lays there by themselves? no one,it was murder!

Who said it was a ball, you dominatrix murderer?

[disneyspy]

Who said it was a ball, you dominatrix murderer?

i was uh i was just trying to support jsmurf and i really dont know anything other than the chains were on real tight

[fezident]

I can't believe that headline isn't a MadLibs.