Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/10/11- Give me liberty or give me meth

[realmenhatelife]

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[jimmyolsenblues]

Boring Shitty Day at work.
We have to dress up cause Vips MIGHT walk through.
So now I am a fat man in a shitty suit...so embarrassing.
I could really use a good show.
Rescue me tonight 10pm.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[Manning, Esq.]

Hi Everybody!

Oh, hey there to you, too, Misti - - at first, I thought you were StanUpShaw when I saw your newish avatar....

[realmenhatelife]

My friends little kid got maced on the subway in DC. Well, someone else got maced and he got caught up in the mace cloud.

[CountryBob]

Boring Shitty Day at work.
We have to dress up cause Vips MIGHT walk through.
So now I am a fat man in a shitty suit...so embarrassing.
I could really use a good show.
Rescue me tonight 10pm.

Sounds to me like you need a raise to buy a better suit and maybe hit the gym a little more...

At my company, we let office peeps wear jeans etc until the brass are visiting. Then it is nothing but dresses and suits - and the bitching starts. Probably 3 times a year they have to dress up.

[Misteriosa]

Hi Everybody!

Oh, hey there to you, too, Misti - - at first, I thought you were StanUpShaw when I saw your newish avatar....

yeah.. :rolleyes: i think he's sore that i gave him some troll food over the weekend; he adpoted the avvie soon after

[CountryBob]

what's troll food?

[Gutter]

buddaaaaayys.

[Misteriosa]

what's troll food?

http://www.leonardcohenforum.com/download/file.php?id=4472

its in the drag race thread

[sailor]

yeah.. :rolleyes: i think he's sore that i gave him some troll food over the weekend; he adpoted the avvie soon after

Check out your milkshake thread.

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. condoms feel terrible... :dry:

[Misteriosa]

Check out your milkshake thread.

i dont have a milkshake thread...

[realmenhatelife]

yeah.. condoms feel terrible... :dry:

'Sup.

[Gutter]

i dont have a milkshake thread...

your milkshake thread brings all the boys to the web......

[Misteriosa]

your milkshake thread brings all the boys to the web......

its S0S's thread.. :smoke: bunch of fags around here anymore...

[realmenhatelife]

Fez hasn't seen Blues Brothers? That's astounding.


I recently unblocked everyone I had hidden on my facebook and jesus, I forgot how many religious tea party people I know. Did you guys know that blaming the tea party for the downgrade is like blaming the Betty Ford Clinic for alchohalism? Words of wisdom folks.

[Gutter]

Bert and Ernie are gay because they've been getting hands shoved in their asses for 40 plus years.

[CountryBob]

yeah.. condoms feel terrible... :dry:

Yeah, any new chick I hook up with I use a condom for a time or two and then like clockwork, they demand I stop using them after the first couple times. Dont know if I should be scared or happy - but I always cave in and quit using them - trust in the birth control I say!

[CountryBob]

Bert and Ernie are gay because they've been getting hands shoved in their asses for 40 plus years.

Haha!

[sailor]

its S0S's thread.. :smoke: bunch of fags around here anymore...

Then why'd you edit his poll options?

[Misteriosa]

Then why'd you edit his poll options?

His options left room for compromise. :devil2:

[sailor]

Wait, wait, wait, isn't that the exact same idea that guy had for raising money for his Ron & fez movie? Y'know, the guy Ron ripped to shreds for it?

[sailor]

I think Ron is making this shit up about not sitting with your spouse/date.

[realmenhatelife]

My same friend with her maced baby was told the wrong gender on her second kid up until really late, she was so upset by it she decided to not be told the gender for her third baby, although that was eventually spoiled by a careless nurse.

Another friend is doing the single and pregnant thing, and I'm nervous just knowing her.

[sailor]

We waited for our first kid, 2nd one we found out as soon as possible.

[DOHO@HOME]

Bert and Ernie are gay because they've been getting hands shoved in their asses for 40 plus years.

yeh gittin fisted for fourty years makes you a big queer or sompthin tss tss good one right tss tss

[realmenhatelife]

The hilarious thing about White Riot is Ron turns to Fez and says "The Clash" like "a band you've never heard." when he's just sung the wrong words to the chorus, the only words he knows in the song.

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm sorry.

[sailor]

The hilarious thing about White Riot is Ron turns to Fez and says "The Clash" like "a band you've never heard." when he's just sung the wrong words to the chorus, the only words he knows in the song.

He was telling Fez.

I'd be shocked if he didn't know all the words.

[Manning, Esq.]

I would have to kick Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's asses. Let the monsters run amok, I say.

[Gutter]

Bert and Ernie are gay because they've been getting hands shoved in their asses for 40 plus years.

Haha!

ahhhh thank ya. thought you would like that one C bob.

[realmenhatelife]

He was telling Fez.

I know, thats what I'm saying, and Ron knows exactly as many words to the song as Fez does, two. White and Riot.

He sang White Riot White Riot instead of White Riot, I wanna Riot

[sailor]

Wait "we're all waiting for it to swing over here." really??!?

[sailor]

I know, thats what I'm saying, and Ron knows exactly as many words to the song as Fez does, two. White and Riot.

He sang White Riot White Riot instead of White Riot, I wanna Riot

Ah, missed the fez part. Thought you were saying he was telling the listener. Heck, I bet you edited that!

Ron seems to know a ton of lyrics, especially from that era.

[realmenhatelife]

Regardless of how you feel about it the Fed, IMF and being off the gold standard has been kicking pretty good for awhile, you cant exactly call it a failure. It may be effed now and you can argue that you need a change, but you cant point at what happened then and whats happening now and say "I told you so."

[Manning, Esq.]

Wait "we're all waiting for it to swing over here." really??!?

Sure, a Hillerich & Bradsby bailout is in order. Or, following those Brits' logic, we'll have an explosion of cricket bat sales to fule the masses.

[sailor]

Sure, a Hillerich & Bradsby bailout is in order. Or, following those Brits' logic, we'll have an explosion of cricket bat sales to fule the masses.

You're a fule.

[realmenhatelife]

Was Chuck Palahniuk every published in The Paris Review? I heard he's a very respected author.

[sailor]

Didn't Dice openly smoke in studio like two weeks ago?

[Misteriosa]

Didn't Dice openly smoke in studio like two weeks ago?

like they are gonna get strong on guests... :dry:

[sailor]

Seriously, how is this Plimpton doc raising money any differently than the guy who wanted to do the Ron/Fez doc?

And now it's brilliant?

[Dell]

Seriously, how is this Plimpton doc raising money any differently than the guy who wanted to do the Ron/Fez doc?

And now it's brilliant?

wow, it does sound very similar!

nooners buddays...:bye:

[Misteriosa]

lemmie know when its over. im switching stations.

[Gutter]

I bet he was friends with this guy:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50553_104198290097_5724362_n.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Alabama?

[Manning, Esq.]

Seriously, how is this Plimpton doc raising money any differently than the guy who wanted to do the Ron/Fez doc?

And now it's brilliant?

Yeah - I think you're onto something. I hope that caller catches the parallel and rings back in. My nickel's on Ron, easily able to wriggle out of another one.

[Manning, Esq.]

I was surprised to see that Martha is not George's daughter, but rather Keith Carradine's.
Whod-a-thunk-it?

Different fellas, same cause of death, I think. Maybe not.

[realmenhatelife]

Johnny money bags here is a big muckity muck at Time Warner, why are they asking us for money?

[sailor]

Yeah - I think you're onto something. I hope that caller catches the parallel and rings back in. My nickel's on Ron, easily able to wriggle out of another one.

I'm sure he said the guy had no real vision, while these guys have their whole doc fleshed out. That I get. Beyond that tho, he was saying it was a shitty way to go about fundraising. That guy was a visionary, apparently!

I wrote Ron an email, but if someone wants to call in, feel free.

[sailor]

Dougherty gang captured in Colorado.

[Manning, Esq.]

Contemporary, plugged-in publishing pros; a true Renaissance subject; worldy, cosmopolitan goings on--these, all wrapped up in an interview, and no Fez? Whaa?!?

It would be a model of cringe induction if, at then end of the interview, Ron threw it to Fez for one, then simply leaned back for the blaze.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dougherty gang captured in Colorado.

Here's the sister's Flickr page (including the required duck lips shot):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/66193463@N03/galleries/72157627273403563

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh shit.

[Warren Peace]

is this caller a MLC plant?

[Manning, Esq.]

is this caller a MLC plant?

Doubt it - Seems like the whole notion of talking about Real Housewives orgnically fit in to the discussion, so ... I dunno ...

[CountryBob]

Dougherty gang captured in Colorado.

Well, that sucks - I was hoping for some Bonnie and Clyde shit

[Manning, Esq.]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/ff/Bush_mission_accomplished.jpg/220px-Bush_mission_accomplished.jpg

From Hutt's wiki: "This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy."

[Manning, Esq.]

I'm sorry.

[Lemieux66]

Oh jesus he Googled "jokes".

[sailor]

Ron must mean war hero, not war criminal.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez found some misogynist jokes Web site, apparently.

[CountryBob]

The other "F" word? Come on...

[realmenhatelife]

I dont get when people dont get that you cant make the same jokes today as you did when you were a little kid. When my grandparents were kids you could walk up to a black person and call them 'boy' to their face. Things change, get over it.

[CountryBob]

I say what I want - and suffer the consequences. Fuck all of this "you cant say this and that"

That's right - I do what ever I want!

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1986/cman.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/12/cman.png/)

[Warren Peace]

Blowhard probably referred to Earl as Colored Earl....Mr. Nostalgia

[realmenhatelife]

If you dont like hearing jokes about how stupid your eithnic group is, then just dont listen, minority. I mean, nothing bad ever happens when a majority excludes people based on their minority, not nothing ever once. And when the majority actually becomes a minority themselves, why that wont lead to any chafing.

[Gutter]

jay mohrssssss!!! dudes funny.



black earl!!!!! he's not.

[patrick187]

This old lady sounds just like the Make-Believe Ball caller from way back.

[KC2OSO]

This old lady sounds just like the Make-Believe Ball caller from way back.

STAPLES!!!!

Best unrehearsed bit on any show ever.

[patrick187]

STAPLES!!!!

Best unrehearsed bit on any show ever.

"Hang on a second maam, This just in.....Lindberg has landed!"

[Gutter]

I'm with Zito on this one.

JWow is the hottest on the show, and Hicks is nuts cause it usually looks like Sammy wears waaayyyy more makeup than JWow. She does look like a strippers mom though. hahahaha

[CountryBob]

Oh Fezzie!!!!! :flush:

[CountryBob]

Now I have to have some fucking chocolate - and I am on a continuous diet.
Thanks guys! :help:

[CountryBob]

If anyone else is still here - have a great afternoon and evening and night and morning until I see you again!

:bye:

and I REALLY do love hair down there

[Rhah]

I am with Fezzie. If they taste the same but are giving you less chocolate, they are making more profit on you. So, need to stick it to the man and not buy these!

[Gutter]

alllripes buddays. see ya tamarrow.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[KC2OSO]

later boppers

happy day to all

[sailor]

That guy's wrong,you can buy the aero bar at least in some locations in the US (like Irish-american stores).

[johnniehardrock]

"Hang on a second maam, This just in.....Lindberg has landed!"

I have that bit on my ipod it is hysterical. Pete Johnson making an appearance was great

[KC2OSO]

STAPLES!!!!

Best unrehearsed bit on any show ever.

It wasn't Staples stupid, it was Johnson.