Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/18/11 - I hate people with electricity

[realmenhatelife]

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I showered in the dark this morning

[Gutter]

sorry RMHL.....I hope you still managed to cleanse your nethers despite your lack of power.

morning budddddaaaayyys

ICHIBAN: Rich Vos' condo burned completely down to the ground last night. Jay Mohr tweets "at least he will no longer dress like Kadeem Harrison" No word yet on his extra pairs of horse dentures.

[realmenhatelife]

sorry RMHL.....I hope you still managed to cleanse your nethers despite your lack of power.

morning budddddaaaayyys

ICHIBAN: Rich Vos' condo burned completely down to the ground last night. Jay Mohr tweets "at least he will no longer dress like Kadeem Harrison" No word yet on his extra pairs of horse dentures.

I think his condo burned last week, unless someone went to the burned out frame and then burned that down, which by any accounts would be some fucking stone cold blooded shit right there.

[Misteriosa]

damn i heard vos's house caught fire, but i didnt know it burned to the ground!

hey buddays :o

[realmenhatelife]

And I showed just fine, just in the dark and I got to work super early because there was nothing to do and I couldn't go back to sleep once the power actually went out.


I really love Marissa Paternoster, she's so tiny and just shreds balls.

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[Gutter]

damn i heard vos's house caught fire, but i didnt know it burned to the ground!

hey buddays :o

yea, he just tweeted this and though hilarious, doesn't sound all that great.

RichVos
4 Afro movers are taking what's left of my belongings to be cleaned and stored. I make them clap when I can't see them. Anti stealing device

[realmenhatelife]

yea, he just tweeted this and though hilarious, doesn't sound all that great.

RichVos
4 Afro movers are taking what's left of my belongings to be cleaned and stored. I make them clap when I can't see them. Anti stealing device

Artie Lang told that joke about hookers, he said when he got hookers in Vegas he would make them clap while he took a shit to make sure they weren't stealing.

[Gutter]

Artie Lang told that joke about hookers, he said when he got hookers in Vegas he would make them clap while he took a shit to make sure they weren't stealing.

hahaha its a great joke.

[IamFogHat]

Fez is talking in the first hour:clap:

[sailor]

You want to know what the crazies are talking about, that's why you don't hack that site.

[sailor]

Last night, gutter? That was a few days ago.

[Misteriosa]

pepper, one of the reasons you are bleeding everywhere at the dentist is because you smoke. :dry: its not the dentists fault

[Gutter]

Last night, gutter? That was a few days ago.

what the vos thing? eh....whatevs.....i only saw news about it today.

[sailor]

"electricy"?

[LeedsJr]

Fez: "If you had to choose an annoying sensation..."

Ron: "Fez talking to me."

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

"electricy"?

Yeah, I'm in a hurry.

[realmenhatelife]

Really like Joe Vs The Volcano and Baseketball

[realmenhatelife]

Hotrod is god awful

[realmenhatelife]

Zero Effect is also really good
Orgazmo is great

[sailor]

Yeah, I'm in a hurry.

If misti cared, she'd fix it.

[Gutter]

Really like Joe Vs The Volcano and Baseketball

those are both great. The Polynesian tribe that worships a volcano and Sunkist? brilliant.

I'm not ARGUING THAT with you Harry.

[Misteriosa]

If misti cared, she'd fix it.

people think im the fucking maid around here anymore... :dry:

[Gutter]

people think im the fucking maid around here anymore... :dry:

french maid?

[sailor]

french maid?

Don't talk to the staff.

[sailor]

Love Hudson Hawk and pootie tang.

[LeedsJr]

those are both great. The Polynesian tribe that worships a volcano and Sunkist? brilliant.

I'm not ARGUING THAT with you Harry.

Especially with Abe Vigoda as the leader. Inspired. :clap:

[Gutter]

Don't talk to the staff.

oh sorry. Shouldn't she be clapping?

[realmenhatelife]

If misti cared, she'd fix it.

I'm not ashamed.

[Gutter]

Especially with Abe Vigoda as the leader. Inspired. :clap:

hahaha hell yea.

you want to marry her?

yea

you want to marry him?

yea.

Good, you're married. I'm going now.

[CountryBob]

Abe Vigoda has to be the Main Vampire - that bastard has been around like 187 years already!

[Manning, Esq.]

Shake It Up Buddays.

Did I hear right yesterday that a certain ex-producer named ____ ________ will be in Friday ... shhhhh.

[Gutter]

Abe Vigoda has to be the Main Vampire - that bastard has been around like 187 years already!

He looks the same way that he did when he played the grandpa in Look Who's Talking. He played a completely believable for his age Grandpa in 89, and he's still alive. and he looks the same. fucking unreal. hahaha

[CountryBob]

Shake It Up Buddays.

Did I hear right yesterday that a certain ex-producer named ____ ________ will be in Friday ... shhhhh.

Could this be RonFez.net board gossip?

[Baby DEW Year]

Hey C-Bob...how did your "sleepover" go lastnight??? :devil2:

[Gutter]

Hey C-Bob...how did your "sleepover" go lastnight??? :devil2:

oh shit, forgot all about that. spill the beans country boy.

[Manning, Esq.]

Love Hudson Hawk and pootie tang.

Love the Hudson Hawk. Somehow, I can't stand MacDowell, but thought she was great in this and in Groundhog. I really try with Pootie Tang. Check into every couple years, and stick through, but just don't find myself laughing aloud.

I'm really looking forward to One Day, though (a sarcastic nod to newly annointed BAV Gutter).

[Manning, Esq.]

Could this be RonFez.net board gossip?

Nah - Just a little chat.

[D1ggex]

Can this guy talk any lower??

Way to bring down the energy boys.

[Rhah]

Not listening but checking in anyway. At some software dev training class.

[Gutter]

Love the Hudson Hawk. Somehow, I can't stand MacDowell, but thought she was great in this and in Groundhog. I really try with Pootie Tang. Check into every couple years, and stick through, but just don't find myself laughing aloud.

I'm really looking forward to One Day, though (a sarcastic nod to newly annointed BAV Gutter).

aaaahhhhhhh I get it. well done.

MacDowell was really hot in that scene in Multiplicity.

[Manning, Esq.]

Can this guy talk any lower??

Way to bring down the energy boys.

Must be because his birth name was Lauri. Aahhhhh - Ha! - Ha! - Ha! Girl name!

[CountryBob]

Hey C-Bob...how did your "sleepover" go lastnight??? :devil2:

oh shit, forgot all about that. spill the beans country boy.

Let me zip up....

Ok, when I arrived at home, she had cooked flank steak and sides, had 2 types of sugar free ice cream (which was awesome) and had some Bud Light chilled. She discussed (and cried her eyes out many times) over her situation and in 2 hours we were laying in bed watching The Conspirator (great movie by the way). She actually talked herself into not running away from her problems and returned home (left about 2am). I was a good boy but I did end up with a BJ and went down on her (she was on her monthly and didnt want sex). And before any of you think I made a mess of myself - I worked only the clit. No Indian warpaint face....

So, in closing, I had a great dinner, invested 2 hours involved in her problems and offering advice, watched a good movie, had ice cream, gave her an orgasm with my mounth, recieved a BJ and didnt have to share my bed overnight with a semi-crazy chick. I enjoyed it! :smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

Let me zip up....

Ok, when I arrived at home, she had cooked flank steak and sides, had 2 types of sugar free ice cream (which was awesome) and had some Bud Light chilled. She discussed (and cried her eyes out many times) over her situation and in 2 hours we were laying in bed watching The Conspirator (great movie by the way). She actually talked herself into not running away from her problems and returned home (left about 2am). I was a good boy but I did end up with a BJ and went down on her (she was on her monthly and didnt want sex). And before any of you think I made a mess of myself - I worked only the clit. No Indian warpaint face....

So, in closing, I had a great dinner, invested 2 hours involved in her problems and offering advice, watched a good movie, had ice cream, gave her an orgasm with my mounth, recieved a BJ and didnt have to share my bed overnight with a semi-crazy chick. I enjoyed it! :smoke:

I feel so dirty right now.

[Baby DEW Year]

I feel so dirty right now.

That's what she said!

[sailor]

I'm no fan of Russia in general, but believe they were in the right in their war with Georgia.

[disneyspy]

hiya buddays,got caught in some real fucked up drunk shit,I'M TURNING OFF MY PHONE AN HOUR BEFORE THE SHOW COMES ON from now on,but enuf about that,what did cbob get?

[Manning, Esq.]

Ya think Mr. B. likes this Spector woman? I think she may give Fezzie a running for annual RF word count.

[Baby DEW Year]

hiya buddays,got caught in some real fucked up drunk shit,I'M TURNING OFF MY PHONE AN HOUR BEFORE THE SHOW COMES ON from now on,but enuf about that,what did cbob get?

A BJ and the taste of pennies in his mouth!

[sailor]

hiya buddays,got caught in some real fucked up drunk shit,I'M TURNING OFF MY PHONE AN HOUR BEFORE THE SHOW COMES ON from now on,but enuf about that,what did cbob get?

Blood on his hands. Backread.

[disneyspy]

hahhahaha good to see you fez!!

[Furtherman]

Good to see you Fez!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

RS: That's right, Fez.
ZING!

[D1ggex]

Ya think Mr. B. likes this Spector woman? I think she may give Fezzie a running for annual RF word count.

Ronnie definitely likes Ronnie.

[disneyspy]

A BJ and the taste of pennies in his mouth!

ya i was typing and got a phone call,i could never do that

[Misteriosa]

A BJ and the taste of pennies in his mouth!

http://www.abctickets.com/images/detroit-red-wings.gif

c-bob is a dirty dirty man...

[realmenhatelife]

I'm no fan of Russia in general, but believe they were in the right in their war with Georgia.

To characterize it as "Russia invaded Georgia because of Georgia's international relationships" is quite a load.

[Lemieux66]

Good to see you Fez!

:lol::lol::lol:

Worst thing you can say about a man.

[realmenhatelife]

Call my cynical but Ronnie Spector doesn't sound hugely broken up about Amy Winehouse.

[Gutter]

http://www.abctickets.com/images/detroit-red-wings.gif

c-bob is a dirty dirty man...

hahaha yea he is.

[Sue_Bender]

A BJ and the taste of penis in his mouth!

Yowsers!

[disneyspy]

5 spots are open http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/563911

[deliciousV]

Ronnie Spector = crazy pussy she just has that energy about her

[Liverspot]

I like Ronnie as a guest, she has great stories and experiences.

[LeedsJr]

Ronnie Spector = crazy pussy she just has that energy about her

I'm loving it. She's my favorite guest since Charo. :clap:

[Misteriosa]

thats awesome that Ronnie's working with Daytop. we send a lot of our birth parents there for help and substance abuse treatment so that they can reunite with their kids. they do really great work and are terribly underfunded. they closed a few of their centers over it.

[sailor]

Call my cynical but Ronnie Spector doesn't sound hugely broken up about Amy Winehouse.

You're cynical.

[disneyspy]

i laugh like this when i would get high

[LeedsJr]

Why does Ron keep doing an impression of a Chinese woman?

[gbramson]

Broke through the "great firewall" of China to get my R&F fix. Love you boys.

[Manning, Esq.]

Why does Ron keep doing an impression of a Chinese woman?

Wow - I didn't realize how new you were to the show. That voice belongs to Pepper Hicks, a/k/a Chris Tanley, one of their producers. Ching chong ching chong.

[disneyspy]

Broke through the "great firewall" of China to get my R&F fix. Love you boys.

your lucky it was me and on the accept button,welcome to the board

[Manning, Esq.]

Broke through the "great firewall" of China to get my R&F fix. Love you boys.

Ni Hao, Budday!! Better keep your eyes peeled for the CAPF tech guys.

[CountryBob]

Ronnie Spector was killing me how she was saying alcohol - she was saying ackohol :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

and we're back!

[Misteriosa]

your lucky it was me and on the accept button,welcome to the board

yep..

[LeedsJr]

Wha happened??

[Manning, Esq.]

and we're back!

Dirty Dan or Joey Mack?


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[LeedsJr]

Oh boy. This guy's nuttier than Ronnie Spector.

"We are vibrations."
"We are music."

:surrender:

[Gutter]

Wha happened??

and I believe I was the first person to ever use the phrase, "I dooonnn't think so!"

[disneyspy]

Wha happened??

well c-bob ate a chick on the rag,gutter got unbanned and i had a nice BBQ ribs lunch

[disneyspy]

Dirty Dan or Joey Mack?


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i was going for psychic gary spivey,a show that ron b started and lasted a year

[Manning, Esq.]

Wha happened??

Someone dug a hole through the Interwebs from the other side and:

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[realmenhatelife]

Healing power my ass, does anything make you angrier than a drum circle. Well one thing, someone telling you a story about drum circle they were in.

[CountryBob]

well c-bob ate a chick on the rag,gutter got unbanned and i had a nice BBQ ribs lunch

She was very appreciative - :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

Healing power my ass, does anything make you angrier than a drum circle. Well one thing, someone telling you a story about drum circle they were in.

If music does have healing power, I hope they play some soon, 'cause this guy's making my head hurt.

[sailor]

Healing power my ass, does anything make you angrier than a drum circle. Well one thing, someone telling you a story about drum circle they were in.

I'm pretty sure they're not real. I've only heard of them in sitcoms.

[sailor]

Oh, and music of the spheres isn't "music."

[Furtherman]

Oh boy. This guy's nuttier than Ronnie Spector.

"We are vibrations."
"We are music."

:surrender:

It sounds nutty, but he's right. When Ron mentioned String Theory and Mickey talked about ancient history and musical theory in nature, that's all true. String Theory is based on what makes matter are pieces of vibrating membranes.

Basically, we're all vibrating pieces of matter. Different vibrations, different elements of matter. There can be rhythm in these vibrations.


But yea, trippy.

[LeedsJr]

It sounds nutty, but he's right. When Ron mentioned String Theory and Mickey talked about ancient history and musical theory in nature, that's all true. String Theory is based on what makes matter are pieces of vibrating membranes.

Basically, we're all vibrating pieces of matter. Different vibrations, different elements of matter. There can be rhythm in these vibrations.


But yea, trippy.

YOU'RE a vibrating piece of matter!

[Furtherman]

YOU'RE a vibrating piece of matter!

And one day I shall ascend!!!

[disneyspy]

And one day I shall ascend!!!

you got a vibrator in your ass end?

[CountryBob]

I'm not digging this guy - not the information, just his way of presenting it. Snoozie snore snore

[LeedsJr]

Would this make more sense if I was high? Like the Dead's music?

[sailor]

you got a vibrator in your ass end?

Haha!

[Gutter]

YOU'RE a vibrating piece of matter!

hahaha well done.

[Furtherman]

*throws chalk*

*walks out of classroom*

[Misteriosa]

She was very appreciative - :tongue:

i would be too.

its not every day that a guy will do that :blink:

[LeedsJr]

She was very appreciative - :tongue:

i would be too.

its not every day that a guy will do that :blink:

What does it say about us that this post stopped the thread cold?

[Misteriosa]

that you guys agree.

[disneyspy]

What does it say about us that this post stopped the thread cold?

we can wait a few days

[Manning, Esq.]

What does it say about us that this post stopped the thread cold?

I was busy flipping through current and past calendars to find the last day I didn't.

[sailor]

i would be too.

its not every day that a guy will do that :blink:

Don't go saying shit like that with these animals on here.

[Manning, Esq.]

Next thing you know, we'll be hearing about acid wash jeans. Go Jennifer!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Well, well, well ... Listen to who perks up when assplay becomes the topic.

[disneyspy]

Well, well, well ... Listen to who perks up when assplay becomes the topic.

sailor?

[sailor]

Yeah, the online feed sounds like a bad AM station.

[Gutter]

What does it say about us that this post stopped the thread cold?

that you guys agree.

that everyone is hot for misti?

[sailor]

that everyone is hot for misti?

See what I mean, misti?

[Misteriosa]

:down:

[Furtherman]

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[Gutter]

I'll see your Die Hard "shut it down" and raise you a Ghostbusters "shut it off".

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[sailor]

"hair color didn't matter at that point." did fez just make a 5-year old girl bald pussy joke??

[Misteriosa]

so lily works on jenna the hutt's show now?

[Manning, Esq.]

so lily works on jenna the hutt's show now?

I seriously doubt that. But, I've heard that she's there sometimes.

[Manning, Esq.]

Dear Emm Effers,

DONK!

Love,
Manning, Esq.

[CountryBob]

Adios Amigo & Amigas :bye:

Cant wait to be able to listen to a whole show again - fucking work ruins all the fun

[sailor]

I seriously doubt that. But, I've heard that she's there sometimes.

Why?

[Furtherman]

I seriously doubt that. But, I've heard that she's there sometimes.

She's the new producer.

[LeedsJr]

She's the new producer.

YOU'RE the new producer!

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Why?

nepotism.