Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/24/11 - Concrete to the cobblestones

[realmenhatelife]

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Woah-oah oah oah oah oah-oah-oah

How many shitty radio stations played "I feel the earth move under my feet?"


Will Fezzy have post traumatic stress today?

[deliciousV]

Dear baby Jesus, and the adjustment bureau, please make Hicks play C'mon Eileen to open the show today.

(56% of you reading this will have that song stuck in your head today just because you read this, higher if he plays it)

[Misteriosa]

Dear baby Jesus, and the adjustment bureau, please make Hicks play C'mon Eileen to open the show today.

(56% of you reading this will have that song stuck in your head today just because you read this, higher if he plays it)

you are an evil, evil person.

[Gutter]

Morning Buddaays.

So I finally found that special "one" that I could go home to every night for the rest of my life. Someone even wrote an article about it....

http://gawker.com/5833790/sex+crazed-loser-crashes-into-adult-store-steals-800-vagina

[realmenhatelife]

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I think Slim Jims have something subliminal going on, I saw a commercial for new slim jim flavors weeks ago and I've been periodically craving them since.

[CountryBob]

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I have really been enjoying Jeff Bridges sound lately....

[realmenhatelife]

Eh, not that sad. Noone likes Geno's and all that stupid speak english nonsense. Kindof an all around embarassment if you ask me.

[realmenhatelife]

I really want a turkey club now, and a side of tatertots cooked really crispy.


The rebuild thing is done a million times, the knocked over lawn chair nonsense and all that, common events like this really show how terrible and unoriginal people are.

[sailor]

There are buildings with a thirteenth floor.

[CountryBob]

got some spicy meatlaof with a tomato type chutney and sour cream mashed taters waiting on me - 30 minutes till launch time

[LeedsJr]

I love these guys, but they have no idea what they are talking about regarding the West Memphis 3 case.

[sailor]

On a cell it's like 4 minutes delay. They just mentioned delay now.

[Warren Peace]

I love these guys, but they have no idea what they are talking about regarding the West Memphis 3 case.

as well as his middle America generalizations...

[sailor]

No way anyone felt the earthquake AFTER hearing it on the radio.

[sailor]

I love these guys, but they have no idea what they are talking about regarding the West Memphis 3 case.

Yeah, just heard them start talking about this now.

4-5 minutes behind you.

[Gutter]

They're gonna be shattered when the find out what happened to Dimebag.

[disneyspy]

No way anyone felt the earthquake AFTER hearing it on the radio.

no shit

[LeedsJr]

Gokker? Sounds like something that should be fighting Godzilla.

[A.J.]

Gokker? Sounds like something that should be fighting Godzilla.

I thought it was an 80s hair metal band.

[sailor]

Hey, lots of attention was paid to Katie Couric's colon; it's only fair.

[Gutter]

Gokker? Sounds like something that should be fighting Godzilla.

I thought it was an 80s hair metal band.

They open for Dokken.

[disneyspy]

happy 13th birthday ron and fez show,tried to call in with a #1 but no luck

[realmenhatelife]

I really dont feel like dealing with a hurricane this weekend, I hope that shit takes it easy.

[LeedsJr]

The guys seem to be having fun today. Maybe we should have earthquakes more often.

[Gutter]

Hicks: 4-1??!?! How the hell did that happen?!?!?!?!


hahahahahaha hicks rules.

[Misteriosa]

hugo weaving: he was agent smith AND elrond.

bad hicks!

[LeedsJr]

Hicks: 4-1??!?! How the hell did that happen?!?!?!?!


hahahahahaha hicks rules.

Ron's response: "Stop looking at gay sites."

I almost fell out of my chair.

[Misteriosa]

how come we dont have more "gay " topics on the show?

LMAO!

[Gutter]

Ron's response: "Stop looking at gay sites."

I almost fell out of my chair.

I love when ron gets him frustrated hahahaha

[sailor]

hugo weaving: he was agent smith AND elrond.

bad hicks!


Can you go just one listening thread without bringing him up?

And, he was saying in the movie no one knew who V was. It was completely a Portman movie.

[Misteriosa]

Can you go just one listening thread without bringing him up?

no.

[Gutter]

Pulp Fiction is a Bruce Willis movie.

[sailor]

This is the best bit fez has brought in in a long time.

[disneyspy]

after hearing crazed sing 'm glad i didnt get to sing happy birthday to the ron and fez show

[disneyspy]

i believe when crazed says he has a trainer he means he has training pants

[Misteriosa]

oh noes.. why WHY do we have to hear about crazed's porn watching channels :glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

Crazed is hilarious, no job, on social security, still doesn't want to be inconvenianced by going to a movie theater in order to be on a national radio program.

[disneyspy]

the washington monument got cracked,we need a disneyspy is a messageboard psychic and totally awesome thread cuz i said it was gonna topple over so i was close

[Misteriosa]

the washington monument got cracked,we need a disneyspy is a messageboard psychic and totally awesome thread cuz i said it was gonna topple over so i was close

sorry. "price is right" rules.. YOU LOSE!!!

[disneyspy]

sorry. "price is right" rules.. YOU LOSE!!!

your jealousy of me is so cute

[Gutter]

"I am smokin a big ol fat piece of ferkitakis here"


hahahaha cracks me up every time.

[Misteriosa]

your jealousy of me is so cute

your ability to self-fellate is so cute

[sailor]

"I am smokin a big ol fat piece of ferkitakis here"


hahahaha cracks me up every time.

Forget-icus

[Gutter]

Forget-icus

is that what he's saying? I thought he was just making up words for pot.

[disneyspy]

your ability to self-fellate is so cute

you're cute

[realmenhatelife]

Spy does yoga?

[disneyspy]

Spy does yoga?

no i wont lie down on the mat with you!

[LeedsJr]

That first break was the most fun I've had listening since Frank Watson.

[realmenhatelife]

no i wont lie down on the mat with you!

My name is Matt, that kindof makes an uncomfortable double entendre.

[sailor]

is that what he's saying? I thought he was just making up words for pot.

Yeah, it's a Harry potter-ish made up word based on how it makes him forget shit.

[Gutter]

Yeah, it's a Harry potter-ish made up word based on how it makes him forget shit.

nice.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm with Fez, I think it would be a hit and I want to see it. Even better if it wasn't a network show, if this was a cable show people would be losing their shit.

[sailor]

My name is Matt, that kindof makes an uncomfortable double entendre.

I'd change that. I hear Lleeder's available.

[disneyspy]

shower time

oh shit this isnt twitter

[disneyspy]

I'd change that. I hear Lleeder's available.

he's holding out on joining our league to see if he can get in the show league first

[sailor]

nice.

He keeps hoping someone names a strain that.

[disneyspy]

He keeps hoping someone names a strain that.

do you get high with crazed?

[sailor]

Wow, ron's talking about people having no connection and reading off a 'prompter and fez goes cold into that wrestling thing. If this was a tv show, you wouldn't believe that.

[sailor]

do you get high with crazed?

Huh? In case you're serious, that's Kevin smith.

[Misteriosa]

north american scum again?

[Gutter]

Huh? In case you're serious, that's Kevin smith.

he's not serious....he just tells awful jokes.

[Gutter]

north american scum again?

replay of the first day Ron came back from appendix surgery.

[Misteriosa]

yeah i realized it after i hit send :rolleyes:

[Gutter]

yeah i realized it after i hit send :rolleyes:

so just a rough posting day overall for you huh?

[Furtherman]

replay of the first day Ron came back from appendix surgery.

Are they doing an Unmasked?

[Baby DEW Year]

your ability to self-fellate is so cute

Now I'm jealous!!!!

[disneyspy]

Are they doing an Unmasked?

yessir, bill burr

[realmenhatelife]

What do you think prompted the philosophy change to where they just book unmasked during the show now?

[Furtherman]

What do you think prompted the philosophy change to where they just book unmasked during the show now?

Probably the availability of the guests.

[sailor]

In case anyone didn't see, looks like they'll be back live around two.

[CountryBob]

And the non-availability of the co-host most days

[realmenhatelife]

How do people sell CD's as 'rare' on ebay? It's hilarious.

[sailor]

Just read some scientists predict we don't know 86% of the planet's species.

[realmenhatelife]

Yesterday I thought of the word 'birthquake.' I think anyone having a babyshower this year could use that.

Also, an etsy project called Sweater-Kinney.

And I decided if I ever want to leave an office job badly I will put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 10 minutes and then leave the building.

[Furtherman]

Just read some scientists predict we don't know 86% of the planet's species.

That's just the species on land. In the oceans it's even higher.

[sailor]

That's just the species on land. In the oceans it's even higher.

It was overall, but the sea percentage was higher. We know either 7 or 10%, I don't remember which.

[CountryBob]

Bigfoot should be so sad - we havent even got to know him yet :sad:

[sailor]

Bigfoot should be so sad - we havent even got to know him yet :sad:

We know he has nice sunglasses. Li-lo

[Misteriosa]

i was only given 5 pills for pain when i had my appendix removed. :down:

[Furtherman]

It was overall, but the sea percentage was higher. We know either 7 or 10%, I don't remember which.

The authors of the paper, published Tuesday evening by the scientific journal PLoS Biology, suggest that 86 percent of all terrestrial species and 91 percent of all marine species have yet to be discovered, described and catalogued.


8.7 million species exist on Earth, study estimates (http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/87-million-species-exist-on-earth-study-estimates/2011/08/22/gIQAE7aZZJ_story.html)

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,headin up north for my neice's birthday(i bought her the first 6 years of harry potter) have a good one


C'YA!!

[sailor]

Yesterday I thought of the word 'birthquake.' I think anyone having a babyshower this year could use that.

Also, an etsy project called Sweater-Kinney.

And I decided if I ever want to leave an office job badly I will put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 10 minutes and then leave the building.

I like birthquake, then I googled it and it's a band, a book on the baby boomers, etc. :(

[sailor]

8.7 million species exist on Earth, study estimates (http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/87-million-species-exist-on-earth-study-estimates/2011/08/22/gIQAE7aZZJ_story.html)

Yeah, I read the NG article on the same study.

[Misteriosa]

i still cant believe fezzie didnt goto the hospital to see ron. :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

I like birthquake, then I googled it and it's a band, a book on the baby boomers, etc. :(

Shit, the same thing happened to me when I thought I thought of ninjabread man. It's a japanese video game.

[Furtherman]

i still cant believe fezzie didnt goto the hospital to see ron. :surrender:

Why would he? It doesn't involve him.

[deliciousV]

you are an evil, evil person.

some of you fuckers have almost shook it..............now sing with me, to ra loo ra....

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[sailor]

i still cant believe fezzie didnt goto the hospital to see ron. :surrender:

None of us know Ron as well as fez does, but I could easily see him being annoyed by having people there.

[sailor]

Shit, the same thing happened to me when I thought I thought of ninjabread man. It's a japanese video game.

Ha, I like that one too. Odd it's Japanese, since that would only work in English, you'd think.

[realmenhatelife]

Cupcake talk is like twitter talk with calories.

[sailor]

Hey, they're playing that clip of TS with the duck boat.

[CountryBob]

WTF? Fields goals are a huge part of the game. How the hell would my Skins ever win if field goals werent allowed - since they stall every fucking drive in the red zone....:wallbash:

[Gutter]

Hey, they're playing that clip of TS with the duck boat.

in the wooodderrr ladeeeeee

[CountryBob]

Cupcake talk is like twitter talk with calories.

It makes me go to the machine and get a candy bar every time - and I dont be needing any more candy bars! :help:

[Misteriosa]

It makes me go to the machine and get a candy bar every time - and I dont be needing any more candy bars! :help:

i bought some 86% cacao chocolate to help get me thru the cravings. its got the chocolate taste, but its so strong that i CANNOT eat more than 2 pieces.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't need candybars but I'm going to stop and get a bag of tatertots and rock them shits.

[Gutter]

I don't need candybars but I'm going to stop and get a bag of tatertots and rock them shits.

you've been wanting tater tots all day.

[realmenhatelife]

I have no idea why.

[CountryBob]

i bought some 86% cacao chocolate to help get me thru the cravings. its got the chocolate taste, but its so strong that i CANNOT eat more than 2 pieces.

It doesent make you have the squirts since it is so strong does it?

[Gutter]

It doesent make you have the squirts since it is so strong does it?

Stop asking Misti about her strong squirts ya prevert!!

[CountryBob]

I don't need candybars but I'm going to stop and get a bag of tatertots and rock them shits.

Mmmm TTots - mix up some catsup, mustard, Sirachi and a little duck sauce for an almost orgasmic experience with the tots:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

Knives predates gogo in the comic

[Misteriosa]

ಠ_ಠ

[sailor]

There was one old, hardcore alcoholic electrician at my local bar who would put his tools in the bar basement at the start of the night and write a note to himself so he'd remember where they were. That's a serious drinker.

[realmenhatelife]

I was trying to quote on my phone and I may have just reported cbob as spam. That sauce sounds horrible though. The guy who invented kc masterpiece first invented a mustard/ketchup mixed condiment called muschup.

[Gutter]

I was trying to quote on my phone and I may have just reported cbob as spam. That sauce sounds horrible though. The guy who invented kc masterpiece first invented a mustard/ketchup mixed condiment called muschup.

The sauce is the boss

http://thekrazycouponlady.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sweet-baby-rays.jpg

[Misteriosa]

I was trying to quote on my phone and I may have just reported cbob as spam. That sauce sounds horrible though. The guy who invented kc masterpiece first invented a mustard/ketchup mixed condiment called muschup.

so whats the problem??

[sailor]

Mmmm TTots - mix up some catsup, mustard, Sirachi and a little duck sauce for an almost orgasmic experience with the tots:tongue:

I do that without the mustard and DS. Great on fries too.

[Misteriosa]

enjoy the rest of the day :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I always mix sirachi into bbq sauce.

[Misteriosa]

I always mix sirachi into bbq sauce.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha

[sailor]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha

My wife wanted to buy me one of those due to my love of the sriracha.

[realmenhatelife]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha

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[Gutter]

RMHL, I heard our favorite Poughkeepsie natives are back, yet again, touring and recording.