Ron and Fez listening thread 8/25/11- Girls on TV

[realmenhatelife]

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What is Ron & Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)


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Dont even watch the video, just listen to the song. It's someones terrible highschool project and is not the actual band, it was just the only good version of the song on youtube. Jemina Pearl is hot as shit. She look's like Erika Anderson's little sister on less drugs. Well, not less drugs, but I guess speed instead of pills. Again, not the girl in the video.

Jack White is impressive, I was looking at the Third Man Records site earlier and I just love all the stuff he's doing, even if I dont love the music. He knows how to make a band really interesting, essentially he knows how to be a producer.

[Gutter]

Morning Buddays.



Only thing I gotta say about this Hurrican Irene is....

http://popcultureasylum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jurassic-park-holdon.jpg

[Rhah]

Only thing I gotta say is, just saw this Courtney Stodden broad on CNN video article. And no way she is 16 years old... f'n scam.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/08/24/exp.jvm.courtney.stodden.mom.hln?hpt=hp_c2

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QrH01HfK6U4/TiHZEtaoh5I/AAAAAAAAF5o/tM9_pxwqTGE/s1600/Courtney-Stodden-photo7.jpg

[CountryBob]

Happy Thirsty Thursday!

Oh yeah -

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/6941/imagesca2yknn1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/202/imagesca2yknn1.jpg/)

[Manning, Esq.]

Good morning fellow necromaniacs. I'm so glad so many of you could come.

Buddays!
Boppers!
Trugalopes!
202 Friends!
RF Babies!
BAC Holders!
And ... the rest of y'degenerates.

[Gutter]

There have been rumors that the nerdy creep from Green Mile is actually marrying the mother who has been claiming that she is her 16 yo. daughter, and is who you see in all the vids and photos of her.

[Furtherman]

Only thing I gotta say is, just saw this Courtney Stodden broad on CNN video article. And no way she is 16 years old... f'n scam.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/08/24/exp.jvm.courtney.stodden.mom.hln?hpt=hp_c2

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QrH01HfK6U4/TiHZEtaoh5I/AAAAAAAAF5o/tM9_pxwqTGE/s1600/Courtney-Stodden-photo7.jpg

She's creepy.

[Gutter]

Good morning fellow necromaniacs. I'm so glad so many of you could come.

Buddays!
Boppers!
Trugalopes!
202 Friends!
RF Babies!
BAC Holders!
And ... the rest of y'degenerates.

Take it easy Bilbo.....its not you one hundred and elevendieth birthday just yet.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[Buffalo Back Jared]

She's creepy.

I'm more creeped out by the fact she dyed her dog pink...

http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/courtney-stodden.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Happy Birfday, Napolean Dynamite. Some day, when we type "elvis" into google, yours will hit first ....

[Rhah]

Yahooooooo!

[Misteriosa]

ive never understood why some women take pictures with their mouths open like that :blink:

[Manning, Esq.]

Bing, bang, boom!! Go Fezzie! Go!

I genuinely do not think that he'll run out of steam before 2:45 today.

[Baby DEW Year]

I blame the blacks!

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Uh oh, Minority Report may = inevitable suspension...

[Buffalo Back Jared]

ive never understood why some women take pictures with their mouths open like that :blink:

I'm not complainin'...

[Rhah]

ive never understood why some women take pictures with their mouths open like that :blink:

The duck lip pose?

http://risiknoodles.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/tanduckface.jpg?w=300&h=222

EDIT- Oh the open mouth one from above? yeah, but I hate duck lips too...

[Buffalo Back Jared]

ive never understood why some women take pictures with their mouths open like that :blink:

:ohmy:

[realmenhatelife]

ive never understood why some women take pictures with their mouths open like that :blink:

Because they are truly astonished every second of the day someone isn't clubbing them to death like a baby seal for being stupid.

[CountryBob]

She's creepy.

Creepy Hot!

[Buffalo Back Jared]

The duck lip pose?

http://risiknoodles.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/tanduckface.jpg?w=300&h=222

EDIT- Oh the open mouth one from above? yeah, but I hate duck lips too...

That's the worst.... We get it, you think you're on Jersey Shore...

[Misteriosa]

black trannys? :lol:

[Misteriosa]

"and that was all my questions"

that was perfectly timed :lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

ive never understood why some women take pictures with their mouths open like that :blink:

Could it be the same reason Dell advertises its hard drive size?

[Baby DEW Year]

Could it be the same reason Dell advertises its hard drive size?

Way to go! You messed up Misti's 3IAR! :furious:

[Misteriosa]

Way to go! You messed up Misti's 3IAR! :furious:

its ok. its nothing if its not 7iar.

[Rhah]

Way to go! You messed up Misti's 3IAR! :furious:

I always feel bad when I get a 2iar... I am like damn I better leave site for awhile and actually give people a chance to respond. :nono:

[CountryBob]

its ok. its nothing if its not 7iar.

Yeah!

[Rhah]

Ugh, I hate joining anything created/owned/moderated by HTG.

[Manning, Esq.]

Ugh, I hate joining anything created/owned/moderated by HTG.

Why all the anti-HTG sentiment?

[Gutter]

Ugh, I hate joining anything created/owned/moderated by HTG.

Fez ran out of stuff.

[Baby DEW Year]

Speaking of manly women...where's Spy???

[Rhah]

Why all the anti-HTG sentiment?

Dunno, I am joining a bandwagon. Plus she abandoned the site cause its SOOO uncool. Cause Ronnie said so.

Also, I think its BS how people put in multiple entries to these ESPN groups, it allows you to make more than one entry, I think... that should be cheating.

[realmenhatelife]

Ugh, I hate joining anything created/owned/moderated by HTG.

Constant cupcake talk?

[Gutter]

wait, If all the cars are the same, wouldn't that mean that the winner is the most skillful driver?

[realmenhatelife]

That poor Rustin, I feel like something went on there behind the scenes, Ron really clowns his ass whenever he comes up.

[realmenhatelife]

Seinfeld is better than Arrested Development.

[Gutter]

I love how every idiot that thinks sitcoms with laugh tracks are funny go right to How I Met your Mother and Two and a Half Men as great examples. These shows are awful.

[Manning, Esq.]

That poor Rustin ....

Y'mean:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/TwinkieTheKid.jpg

Couldn't help myself.

[Rhah]

I think this might be the list he was talking about:

http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Best_Sitcoms_of_the_2000s

Its one person's opinion piece list... also in the "intentionally omitted" is Eastbound and Down.

Lists based of no actual data or research are useless.

[Rhah]

That poor Rustin, I feel like something went on there behind the scenes, Ron really clowns his ass whenever he comes up.

Yeah, that totally seems plausible. At the start, I think Ron really boosted up the kid's ego even going so far as to letting the kid recommend music to him. I am thinking he got a little big for his britches and overstepped his bounds somehow.

God, I love Radio Shark. Hilarious.

[realmenhatelife]

I Think We're Alone Now is wacky but it isn't good. Like they dont make any points or anything, they just show these freaks.

[Furtherman]

http://cdn.ubergizmo.com/photos/2007/3/radioshark2.jpg

:laugh:

[Manning, Esq.]

Shazbot! I was looking forward to some Louis criticism, but this caller bricked.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

Wow, this dude's reading waaaay too much into Louie... and coming from me, that's sayin' something.

[realmenhatelife]

I think the guy makes a good point that context has a lot to do with gratitude. I dont see Louie as being overly preachy, I think it's more about his own point of view and how he needs to manage his life.

[realmenhatelife]

Also, prediction, I feel like Ron is going to be a fight picker today.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,had a good trip

[Manning, Esq.]

mornin buddays,had a good trip

"Oh Dear Lord!"

[disneyspy]

Speaking of manly women...where's Spy???

here i am,hey wait a minute!

[Manning, Esq.]

Also, prediction, I feel like Ron is going to be a fight picker today.

http://lisakmcdonald.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/little-girl-fingers-crossed.jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

here i am,hey wait a minute!

:bye:

[Rhah]

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[Rhah]

Love this song.

Noname > Rustin

[Sue_Bender]

here i am,hey wait a minute!

There you is...



behind the ass.

[Rhah]

I feel like everyone left to eat lunch. Damn Eastern Time Zone freaks.

[Rhah]

I feel like everyone left to eat lunch. Damn Eastern Time Zone freaks.

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/fwp/myfuncards/Everyday/lg/HamsterLunch.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Belle and Sebastian- Me and the Major
Jay Reatard- It Aint Gonna Save Me
Rilo Kiley- 85
Tune Yards- Sunlight
Stepdad- My Leather, My Fur, My Nails


From Tuedsays mixtape thread.


Hmm, Ron may have read my playlist, who else brings up Belle and Sebastian?

[Gutter]

Hicks, you have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to the Giants.

[disneyspy]

the martinet ginger will take the cowbiys all the way finally,WRITE IT FUCKIN DOWN!

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks, you have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to the Giants.

Did he say they were classless ass pirates? Because that sounds right on.

[Furtherman]

Did he say they were classless ass pirates? Because that sounds right on.

:laugh:

[Gutter]

Did he say they were classless ass pirates? Because that sounds right on.

ahhh no. and what makes the Giants classless?

[Manning, Esq.]

ahhh no. and what makes the Giants classless?

Certainly, not the fans ...

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122954/2208762/2223937/090828_Mov_BigFanTN.jpg

Go Team!

[Gutter]

Certainly, not the fans ...

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122954/2208762/2223937/090828_Mov_BigFanTN.jpg

Go Team!

That movie is pretty fuckin dark haha

[Manning, Esq.]

I missed the Burr Unmasked. Way underrated comedian IMHO. He was pretty good on Breaking Bad, too.

I'll log out and read your responses.

[disneyspy]

I missed the Burr Unmasked. Way underrated comedian IMHO. He was pretty good on Breaking Bad, too.

I'll log out and read your responses.

he's been on O&A the last two days and has been pretty good

[disneyspy]

for those of you that dont do twitter,i just joined http://202friendsinfo.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/its-nfl-time-join-the-ron-and-fez-sports-book-and-win-huge-prizes/

[disneyspy]

That movie is pretty fuckin dark haha

i found it to be a light hearted comedy that totally reflected all giants fans on this board

[Gutter]

i found it to be a light hearted comedy that totally reflected all giants fans on this board

maybe just Snoogans. He'd definitely drive out of town to shoot a fan of another team with paintballs.

[realmenhatelife]

ahhh no. and what makes the Giants classless?

Jeremy Shocky.

And before you say he doesn't even play for us anymore, you cant be un-dateraped.

[disneyspy]

just checked our fantasy football league,solid group of posters,this will easily be the funnest league in the rf community,there are 8 of us but theres room for 2 more go to yahoo sports fantasy football,(DOT NET LISTENING THREADERS) 563911 (PASSWORD IS) hey

[Manning, Esq.]

Which popular sports would fail, commecially, if there were zero--legal, illegal, otherwise--gambling?

By "popular," I'm excluding such things as:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd100/d118/d11808826e5.jpg

Sorry, CBob.

[Manning, Esq.]

... there are 8 of us but theres room for 2 more ...

Soundboard Spy??

[disneyspy]

maybe just Snoogans. He'd definitely drive out of town to shoot a fan of another team with paintballs.

last time he went to philly in a giants jersey he got the shit beat out of him and refuses to go back,search for PHILADELPHIA DAY TRIP

[Gutter]

Jeremy Shocky.

And before you say he doesn't even play for us anymore, you cant be un-dateraped.

every team has a dude like that. Shockey was classless cause he had a big mouth and Plaxico shot himself and Antonio Pierce was a big mouth too. And although you can't be un-dateraped, these players don't represent our team anymore, so while you may not want to hear it, it's a completely valid argument. If Shockey beats a stripper in Carolina this year, no one is going to say, "More trouble for the Giants as former player Shockey beat up a stripper and jizzed in her face". That's the Panthers problem now. I don't think anyone looks at the Giants organization and legitimately thinks its a classless organization.

[Rhah]

Sorry Hard Rock. But there are people who can cut the house odds by throwing the dice correctly. Stick to crappy food at a crappy restaurant buddy.

[Furtherman]

just checked our fantasy football league,solid group of posters,this will easily be the funnest league in the rf community,there are 8 of us but theres room for 2 more go to yahoo sports fantasy football,(DOT NET LISTENING THREADERS) 563911 (PASSWORD IS) hey

Is that different than this one? (http://202friendsinfo.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/its-nfl-time-join-the-ron-and-fez-sports-book-and-win-huge-prizes/)

Because there are different logins and passwords.

[Gutter]

last time he went to philly in a giants jersey he got the shit beat out of him and refuses to go back,search for PHILADELPHIA DAY TRIP

sounds about right.

[realmenhatelife]

just checked our fantasy football league,solid group of posters,this will easily be the funnest league in the rf community,there are 8 of us but theres room for 2 more go to yahoo sports fantasy football,(DOT NET LISTENING THREADERS) 563911 (PASSWORD IS) hey

How hard is fantasy football to pick up?

[realmenhatelife]

every team has a dude like that. Shockey was classless cause he had a big mouth and Plaxico shot himself and Antonio Pierce was a big mouth too. And although you can't be un-dateraped, these players don't represent our team anymore, so while you may not want to hear it, it's a completely valid argument. If Shockey beats a stripper in Carolina this year, no one is going to say, "More trouble for the Giants as former player Shockey beat up a stripper and jizzed in her face". That's the Panthers problem now. I don't think anyone looks at the Giants organization and legitimately thinks its a classless organization.

You dont get to Philly much.



And on Snoogans getting beat, wasn't he like 9 when it happened at the fucking Vet?

[disneyspy]

Is that different than this one? (http://202friendsinfo.wordpress.com/2011/08/25/its-nfl-time-join-the-ron-and-fez-sports-book-and-win-huge-prizes/)

Because there are different logins and passwords.

ya,the one on yahoo is the listening threaders fantasy league(draft and pick which players play),the ESPN one is the show's eliminator and pickem leagues

[Manning, Esq.]

Sorry Hard Rock. But there are people who can cut the house odds by throwing the dice correctly. Stick to crappy food at a crappy restaurant buddy.

Whaaa?!?!? I always assumed that the Hard Rock was good cuisine, like Planet Hollywood, or Dave & Busters.

[Furtherman]

ya,the one on yahoo is the listening threaders fantasy league(draft and pick which players play),the ESPN one is the show's eliminator and pickem leagues

So which one should I join?

[disneyspy]

How hard is fantasy football to pick up?

not at all,you can auto draft(which i usually do) and let the computer pick your team from how they're rated,then just let the computer recommend which players to play each week.i only spend about 15 minutes a week on it,compared to fantasy baseball which is about 30 minutes A DAY

[Rhah]

So which one should I join?

All 3.

The pickem and eliminator are easy and take about 5 minutes a week.

[disneyspy]

So which one should I join?

i'm in both and you would be more than welcome in the DOT NET LISTENING THREADERS league

[Gutter]

You dont get to Philly much.



Philly fans think that about our fans because we're bitter hateful rivals. It comes with the territory.

[disneyspy]

Your live online draft is set for Sun Sep 4 12:30pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ], which is 9 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes from now. Please arrive at least 10 minutes early since your draft will start promptly at the assigned time.

[Manning, Esq.]

Hay-Zeus Fezzie!! Just because it's football talk doesn't mean you have to dominate the mics. Give Pep' a chance for cry-yi.

[disneyspy]

GET EM PEP! the worst thing about having to listen to them talk about their league is fuckin blowhard calls in

[Manning, Esq.]

From http://www.bassmasterfantasy.com/:

Step One: Construct a team of 5 anglers and earn points for their performance each week.
Step Two: Come back 15 minutes a week to change your roster and compete against friends, family, and other fans.
Step Three: Layer Visqueen on the new carpet before taking Step Four.

[CountryBob]

the martinet ginger will take the cowbiys all the way finally,WRITE IT FUCKIN DOWN!

And then throw it in the trash - Boys aint getting past my John Beck led Skins in the division!

[Gutter]

That Phantom Menace Yoda looked like shit though.

[disneyspy]

http://www.thehdroom.com/news/CGI-Yoda-on-Star-Wars-Episode-1-Blu-ray-Revealed/9434

[disneyspy]

That Phantom Menace Yoda looked like shit though.

ya the bluray version looks much better

[foodcourtdruide]

Remember when Showerbench said that Fez would go back to normal when Dave left? Yeah....

[realmenhatelife]

not at all,you can auto draft(which i usually do) and let the computer pick your team from how they're rated,then just let the computer recommend which players to play each week.i only spend about 15 minutes a week on it,compared to fantasy baseball which is about 30 minutes A DAY

Ok, you talked me into it.

[disneyspy]

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/signup

join a custom league

league ID # 563911

password hey

[Gutter]

holy. fucking. shit.

[disneyspy]

i hate hearing fez sound this way

[kdubya]

When will Ron fianlly have it and just toss him. Fez is a complete loss.

[foodcourtdruide]

Can Fez please seek mental help? Seriously. We are listening to a sick man.

[realmenhatelife]

Did the earthquake loosen things up so that the hurricane winds will blow the buildings over.


That is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

[CountryBob]

Poor Fez - :glurps:

[foodcourtdruide]

i hate hearing fez sound this way

Me too. It's incredibly sad.

[Gutter]

Did the earthquake loosen things up so that the hurricane winds will blow the buildings over.


That is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

and you've heard a whole lot of stupid shit.

[kdubya]

Both Ron and Opie have turned the corner on Fez.

[Lemieux66]

Ron should insist that Fez's next game show be "commit the burden".

[realmenhatelife]

and you've heard a whole lot of stupid shit.

I read Wrestlingfan posts.




Ohhhhhhhhh!

[foodcourtdruide]

Did the earthquake loosen things up so that the hurricane winds will blow the buildings over.


That is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

I don't think it's dumb, I think it's something that someone who is mentally ill will say.

[CountryBob]

Haha - he said "Peppa"

[Furtherman]

holy. fucking. shit.

i hate hearing fez sound this way


Damn. Went to lunch.

So he's in the room... out of the room? Worried about the hurricane?


When will Ron fianlly have it and just toss him. Fez is a complete loss.

Sometimes I think it's the only reason why I still listen.

[Recyclerz]

Just tuning in. Guessing Fez is having a rare bad day?

[Gutter]

Damn. Went to lunch.

So he's in the room... out of the room? Worried about the hurricane?




Sometimes I think it's the only reason why I still listen.

He's terrified that the earthquake loosened everything up and that the hurricane is going to knock over all the buildings.

[CountryBob]

Why would a listener call up and cuz at Ron? Good lord! :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

so glad to hear ron say to that douche that said change the show he'd rather leave radio than abandon his friend



BRAVO

[Fezzy69]

Fez needs some Xanax or Klonopin. It will take the anxiety away in an hour.

[Furtherman]

He's terrified that the earthquake loosened everything up and that the hurricane is going to knock over all the buildings.

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/923-facepalm.gif

[Gutter]

Also, people, including Fez, are all freaking out because they think this little shit storm we're getting right now is the actual hurricane. The hurricane hasn't even made landfall yet, and its still down by South Carolina.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fuckin' Fuck, Fez!

I have problems. Waaaa! If it's that uncontrollable, punch out. If that, too, is out of control, someone else needs to hit the button.

Like others here, I think it's sad, too. Sometimes, when I lament my problems in light of Fez's persona (to the extent that we know), I'm Billy Bitter: e.g., $$$, job, etc. Well, after literally thousands of hours of this, I begin to feel justified in my bitterness. It's gotta be the case that this down-n-out character has self-doctrinated so far that even if he's genuinely feeling that far down in the dumps, it just can't be so in real time. It's a bit, whether he believes it or not. It's just hard to tell whether the bit will ever die.

[kdubya]

Pepper is the best crooked straight man in radio.

His little comments kill me

[bohicanator]

holy. fucking. shit.

^^^^This...

I don't generally do schadenfreude, but Fez sure does wanna make it easy to wanna roll my eyes.

I think anyone that claims to "know" whether it's genuine or showmanship might be surprised.

I'll bet he gets stacks of "attention" when he has people 'concerned'... -Can;t say it ain;t interesting in a train-wreck sort of way.

-B

[Fezzy69]

These callers are ignorant. You can't commit someone because they are having crippling panic attacks.

[Gutter]

Why would a listener call up and cuz at Ron? Good lord! :wallbash:

fuck's sake, is that what we're calling "curse" words now? I missed the memo when everyone started calling them "cuss" words and now we've made the jump right to "cuz" words? I'm not a fan.

[disneyspy]

fuck's sake, is that what we're calling "curse" words now? I missed the memo when everyone started calling them "cuss" words and now we've made the jump right to "cuz" words? I'm not a fan.

thats just the sound that comes out when you only have 3 teeth


cuz he's from tenneessee

[Gutter]

thats just the sound that comes out when you only have 3 teeth


cuz he's from tenneessee

I would have more quickly assumed it was cause he only has three fingers left and has to be selective with his typing. But what's only having three fingers got to do with being from Tennessee you ask? Simple my boy......catfish noodlin'

[realmenhatelife]

I don't think it's dumb, I think it's something that someone who is mentally ill will say.

I know, I get it, but man. Fez is just beyond the point of being able to manage his own care, I dont think he's doing any of the work to seperate his thoughts and his emotions. Everything he feels is a reality to him.

[Manning, Esq.]

thats just the sound that comes out when you only have 3 teeth

cuz he's from tenneessee

Face! (though, TN's a beautiful place)

[CountryBob]

fuck's sake, is that what we're calling "curse" words now? I missed the memo when everyone started calling them "cuss" words and now we've made the jump right to "cuz" words? I'm not a fan.

Haha - I didnt even notice that I spelled cuss with cuz - maybe I am thinking about fucking my cousin Lucy too much lately :wub:

[Gutter]

Face! (though, TN's a beautiful place)

yea, i'd go hang in TN in a heartbeat. lots of good tattoo artists out there....cool nightlife in certain spots too i hear.

[foodcourtdruide]

I know, I get it, but man. Fez is just beyond the point of being able to manage his own care, I dont think he's doing any of the work to seperate his thoughts and his emotions. Everything he feels is a reality to him.

Agreed. He needs professional help, period. Having him on the radio is almost to the point of abuse.

[Gutter]

Haha - I didnt even notice that I spelled cuss with cuz - maybe I am thinking about fucking my cousin Lucy too much lately :wub:

Please don't ever let us forget how much of a hillbilly you are.

[Misteriosa]

just got back from lunch and terribly busy business.

and i am greeted to a matty fridays/tenbats/freitag call :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Agreed. He needs professional help, period. Having him on the radio is almost to the point of abuse.

The addiction talk makes so much sense to me, Fez acts like an addict. He's always very deceitful, for lack of a better work, in the approach to his mental health.

[Manning, Esq.]

I think I saw this guy & his crew walking around Disneyworld back in the 90s:

http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b015390fddbb2970b-800wi

[disneyspy]

I think I saw this guy & his crew walking around Disneyworld back in the 90s:

http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b015390fddbb2970b-800wi

it sure wasn't after winning a superbowl!

[Manning, Esq.]

just got back from lunch and terribly busy business.

and i am greeted to a matty fridays/tenbats/freitag call :laugh:

Aww - You missed FMW's meltdown, akin to a 200 lb. brick of Velveeta that landed on the sun. Big Ooofs.

[CountryBob]

Bristol TN - The birthplace of country music, the worlds fastest half mile and some of the best trout fishing in the country.

here's a few snapshots of my world:

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I screwed my call because when Hicks said White Vick looks like Tebow, I was going to say White Vick is ahead of Tebow on e Denver depth chart. Sheepy horn

[disneyspy]

Bristol TN - The birthplace of country music, the worlds fastest half mile and some of the best trout fishing in the country.

here's a few snapshots of my world:

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9148/40071323.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/543/40071323.png/)

(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/90115711.png/)

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7149/95985555.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/62/95985555.png/)

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/2949/15732521.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/542/15732521.jpg/)

http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pig-fucking.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

The whole point of m call was to try and veer the show away from Fez talk. FAIL

[Misteriosa]

I think I saw this guy & his crew walking around Disneyworld back in the 90s:

http://mobilwi.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a6dde087970b015390fddbb2970b-800wi

who is that? he looks like a computer generated character. holy uncanny valley weirdness.

[realmenhatelife]

Bristol TN - The birthplace of country music, the worlds fastest half mile and some of the best trout fishing in the country.

here's a few snapshots of my world:

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/9148/40071323.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/543/40071323.png/)

(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/90115711.png/)

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7149/95985555.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/62/95985555.png/)

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/2949/15732521.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/542/15732521.jpg/)

If you bomb the last one you can enjoy the other two.

[Misteriosa]

http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pig-fucking.jpg

that made me guffaw. :clap:

[Gutter]

who is that? he looks like a computer generated character. holy uncanny valley weirdness.

yea, that image does not compute haha. deep end of the uncanny valley is right.

[CountryBob]

Haha Paulo - Ron's latest punching bag

[Manning, Esq.]

who is that? he looks like a computer generated character. holy uncanny valley weirdness.

ESPN asked the [ridiculously backwards] question of "What if Vick were white?" and included a photoshop. Hoo-boy.

[realmenhatelife]

it sure wasn't after winning a superbowl!

White people aren't that color, why would they make him literally white.


It's Ron Norway.

[CountryBob]

http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pig-fucking.jpg

How did you get that pic? That's from my family album!
:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

ESPN asked the [ridiculously backwards] question of "What if Vick were white?" and included a photoshop. Hoo-boy.

he's got lifeless eyes. black eyes. like a doll's eyes. when he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living...

[disneyspy]

The whole point of m call was to try and veer the show away from Fez talk. FAIL

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[Manning, Esq.]

How low?!?

[Misteriosa]

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[Manning, Esq.]

See, Paulo, "9-1-1's a joke" is a lyric from a hip hop, or "rap," group called Public Enemy; not the Cagney vehicle. In 1990, those folks were mad at the system, so they wrote a song about it ... wanna hear some?

[CountryBob]

I had Fried eggs, toast and bacon for dinner last night - with Sirachi of course

[disneyspy]

sounds like oscar will say show me the money ball

a ghee gheee ghee

[Misteriosa]

fez was crying in another room over the breakdown?

[Gutter]

he's got lifeless eyes. black eyes. like a doll's eyes. when he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living...

I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

[Gutter]

fez was crying in another room over the breakdown?

"calling his therapist" is what he said he was going to do....there was speculation that he's not really talking to him about it. Ron sent an intern in to spy on him, but i'm not sure it worked out.

[CountryBob]

Fat Seth Rogan would be a good Fozzie

[realmenhatelife]

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For me this is conjuring up an image of Misti with a big mouthful of braces wearing reeboks standing awkwardly at a middle school dance.

[Misteriosa]

For me this is conjuring up an image of Misti with a big mouthful of braces wearing reeboks standing awkwardly at a middle school dance.

no one ever wanted to dance with me.. :down:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ron Norway, fucking hilarious.

[Manning, Esq.]

I had Fried eggs, toast and bacon for dinner last night - with Sirachi of course

I noted the cock - er, rooster - sauce chatter from yesterday. I'm partial to:

http://www.unicornkitchenware.com.au/img/product/247x175_122grocery.jpg

And, yes, I buy it in the 8.5 pound jug.

[CountryBob]

I noted the cock - er, rooster - sauce chatter from yesterday. I'm partial to:

http://www.unicornkitchenware.com.au/img/product/247x175_122grocery.jpg

And, yes, I buy it in the 8.5 pound jug.

Damn! I gotta get a jug! Only buy the bottle now and I always get mad when I run out.

[realmenhatelife]

no one ever wanted to dance with me.. :down:

Can you please apply to be on Drag U?

[Misteriosa]

Can you please apply to be on Drag U?

ive thought about it, but i dont think im fucked up enough to make it through to casting :o

[sailor]

wow, 7 pages already? good work!

[Misteriosa]

wow, 7 pages already? good work!

i know.. its like if i told them i would post a p12 crotch shot or something... :blink:

[Manning, Esq.]

DotNet Psychic! DotNet Psychic!

"No, I think you were just fine today, Paulo. Funny stuff."

[disneyspy]

i know.. its like if i told them i would post a p12 crotch shot or something... :blink:

just posting to post

[CountryBob]

I miss Perrynoid's contributions

[disneyspy]

post you fuckin mos

[disneyspy]

buncha male ass pumpers here

[Misteriosa]

how was the berfdee pahty, spy?

[Furtherman]

http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pig-fucking.jpg

This made me laugh out loud.

[Misteriosa]

i miss gail o

[Manning, Esq.]

Bravo, Mr. 'Noid. Ballad of Gail was one of the hits. Why's the video been removed from the Interwebs, though?

[disneyspy]

how was the berfdee pahty, spy?

its not til friday but i couldnt get it off so i went yesterday and surprised her,she has all the harry potter books so when i showed up wiith the first 6 years i cemented my place as her best uncle

[Manning, Esq.]

i miss gail o

Yup - Muy instigatable. [that's definitely a word, yo].

[Furtherman]

its not til friday but i couldnt get it off so i went yesterday and surprised her,she has all the harry potter books so when i showed up wiith the first 6 years i cemented my place as her best uncle

Cemented her face? Ewwww.

[sailor]

i know.. its like if i told them i would post a p12 crotch shot or something... :blink:

just backread...nothing. :(

[disneyspy]

just backread...nothing. :(

i was too busy posting to backread just in case she had said it

[realmenhatelife]

ive thought about it, but i dont think im fucked up enough to make it through to casting :o

You just need to say every low self esteem thing you've ever said in these listening threads in the same 5 minute period to a producer. Then Ru will make you talk to a mirror.

[Misteriosa]

You just need to say every low self esteem thing you've ever said in these listening threads in the same 5 minute period to a producer. Then Ru will make you talk to a mirror.

i havent said anything "low-self esteem"-ish in the thread today..

[thepaulo]

all you need are 16 lousy posts to beat a posting high of 201 set last Tuesday.

[Manning, Esq.]

all you need are 16 lousy posts to beat a posting high of 201 set last Tuesday.

Sheesh - Seems like I've alone had 16 lousy posts today. Give some more dets. (I don't have time to write out the word, "detail," wi=hich is long-hand for "dets.") about the movie you're helping to produce.

[realmenhatelife]

They want to hear how noone would dance with 14 year old you.

I forgot this song and how good it is.

[Fezzy69]

Fez needs to find the cause of his anxiety; which means being open and truthful to his psych.

[Manning, Esq.]

Might need to head to Troy, MI, to find Fezzie:

http://www.golfersguide.com/images/shopping/Almund_Hut_5.jpg

[Warren Peace]

I love that Pepper is talking to Fez like he's a 5 year old.

[Misteriosa]

They want to hear how noone would dance with 14 year old you.

I forgot this song and how good it is.

:unsure: there is nothing to tell. boys weren't interested in me.

[Manning, Esq.]

:unsure: there is nothing to tell. boys weren't interested in me.

I realize hindsight's 20/20, but you coulda suggested that they pull out. [oof].

[CountryBob]

its not til friday but i couldnt get it off so i went yesterday and surprised her,she has all the harry potter books so when i showed up wiith the first 6 years i cemented my place as her best uncle

What the fuck - there are 7 books. You left her hanging at book 6?

[Misteriosa]

is fezzie having an asthma attack? get him a paperbag. hyperventilating?

[Furtherman]

Jesus tap-dancing christ.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not mr matt and kim or anything but I don't think their act is bullshit, they've always done it even before anyone knew them. Its cynical to shit on people for being happy.

[disneyspy]

What the fuck - there are 7 books. You left her hanging at book 6?

no asshole,i bought her 6 dvds! 42 bucks! and i gave her a card with 11 dollars in it and a coffee tin filled with my change ive collected since christmas(the last time i cleaned out my change) I FUCKIN RULE!

[realmenhatelife]

You need to embelish misti, we're never going to win a year of cosmetics and a gay cruise that way.

[disneyspy]

fez sounded like jan brady

almost called in with my old horney peter brady character

[Misteriosa]

just say it, fez: worried about being worried

[disneyspy]

You need to embelish misti, we're never going to win a year of cosmetics and a gay cruise that way.

why would you want to go on a gay cruise?


OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

[Manning, Esq.]

Sporange. I think that's the one.

[Misteriosa]

forage?

[CountryBob]

no asshole,i bought her 6 dvds! 42 bucks! and i gave her a card with 11 dollars in it and a coffee tin filled with my change ive collected since christmas(the last time i cleaned out my change) I FUCKIN RULE!

OK - nice! Gifts so ruled when I was a kid - hell, I still remember my first pet - a baby groundhog.

Raised her to adulthodd and when she starting killing the neighbor's cats, I had to set her free. I still like to think that she is out in the field, natures lawnmower, basking in the sun.

[disneyspy]

hhahhaaahaa kevlar

[Misteriosa]

quiver?

[CountryBob]

cookie?

[Baby DEW Year]

Posting! Just in case! :wink:

[Misteriosa]

You need to embelish misti, we're never going to win a year of cosmetics and a gay cruise that way.

:down:

[CountryBob]

Fez needs to get laid! He is full of the poison (credit to Opie) and thats why he is fucked up.

Pussy does some great things to a man

[disneyspy]

Fez needs to get laid! He is full of the poison (credit to Opie) and thats why he is fucked up.

Pussy does some great things to a man

sounds like someone is ready to throw that pocket anus away!

[A.J.]

Pussy does some great things to a man

Tell that to Magic Johnson.

[Manning, Esq.]

Fez needs to get laid! He is full of the poison (credit to Opie) and thats why he is fucked up.

Pussy does some great things to a man

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Adjective: Not known or seen or not meant to be known or seen by others: "a secret plan".
Noun: Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others ....

[Misteriosa]

umm.. i always thought the therapist was different from the psychiatrist.therapists dont need phds. they can become licensed with masters degrees.

[CountryBob]

Damn- most people get anxiety about relationships, paying bills etc.

Fez has such strange things that stress him out

[Misteriosa]

Tell that to Magic Johnson.

:laugh:

[Liverspot]

Fezzie has a laundry list of worries and concerns. THeres a lot going on in the Fez head

[Warren Peace]

Fez needs to get laid! He is full of the poison (credit to Opie) and thats why he is fucked up.

Pussy does some great things to a man

Is that what they're calling it these days? Gay marriage indeed.

[CountryBob]

Tell that to Magic Johnson.

Yeah that was a good one :clap:

[Manning, Esq.]

umm.. i always thought the therapist was different from the psychiatrist.therapists dont need phds. they can become licensed with masters degrees.

He really needs a dual-professional, like an analyst/therapist:

http://www.aoltv.com/images/2005/10/analrapist.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Love ya, Fez.

Much as I hate to remind yous, Mr. B.'s gonna guest on Hutt's show today.

Donk!

[CountryBob]

Goodbye comrades - :bye:

Getting excited for Race night - they block off downtown and 100,000 of the most fucked up redneck race fans come out. Of course I will be there....

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one


AND DAMN YOU AJ for topping me,wait,i didnt mean it that way i meant,oh fuck it


C'YA!!

[Baby DEW Year]

Fezzie has a laundry list of worries and concerns. THeres a lot going on in the Fez head

He should be concerned. The name Irene is a red and Jim Cantore is a 6.

In my book that screams panic and evacuation.

[CountryBob]

He should be concerned. The name Irene is a red and Jim Cantore is a 6.

In my book that screams panic and evacuation.

Haha - good call back

[disneyspy]

He should be concerned. The name Irene is a red and Jim Cantore is a 6.

In my book that screams panic and evacuation.

THIS WILL BE THE FIRST MAJOR HURRICANE TO HIT NYC

i called it

[Warren Peace]

Goodbye comrades - :bye:

Getting excited for Race night - they block off downtown and 100,000 of the most fucked up redneck race fans come out. Of course I will be there....

the lesson to be learned from Fez today is....don't be so hard on yourself.

[Manning, Esq.]

He should be concerned. The name Irene is a red and Jim Cantore is a 6.

In my book that screams panic and evacuation.

Very good, BuDdaY - At least, he was usually consistent with the nonsensical equations.

[Fezzy69]

I hope Fez gets some anxiety meds from his doc. and can function tomorrow.

Later, folks!

[disneyspy]

Your league currently contains an odd number of teams
You must have an even number of teams in order to determine schedule and draft.

we need one more LTer or i'll have to kick out drjoek

sorry doc but it is for active listening threaders

[thepaulo]

Great work today everyone....234....go out and get a beer,

[foodcourtdruide]

Your league currently contains an odd number of teams
You must have an even number of teams in order to determine schedule and draft.

we need one more LTer or i'll have to kick out drjoek

sorry doc but it is for active listening threaders

I feel like any fantasy football league that's not for money won't be taken seriously by participants, or I'd join

[disneyspy]

I feel like any fantasy football league that's not for money won't be taken seriously by participants, or I'd join

drjoek just got kneed in the crotch