Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/7/11 - Romance

[realmenhatelife]

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Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

You're friends are waiting (http://tinychat.com/spynetwork)

1 866 ron 0 fez

I crack up when they knock over the Arcade Fire record at the end.

[Misteriosa]

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:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

That reminds me that there aren't enough oily pool boobs in my office.

[CountryBob]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6909/dhunt.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/dhunt.png/)

:bye:
She has good form

[Gutter]

Nice choice Misti.

[Manning, Esq.]

Nice choice Misti.

Agreed. You're So[ul] Fly!

Deftones make me violenter.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm usually a butts guy, I feel like I'm changing over to boobs.




Ron reveals they're playing the Bill Burr unmasked today, so I guess they're getting some of those Brooklyn sandwiches we've been hearing so much about.

[sailor]

Ron's right, jersey shore is way bigger than the kardashians.

[Manning, Esq.]

Sometimes I deride the force-fed Unmaskeds or RBIs. I'll definitely hang for Burr. Although I think he's truly "got it" as a comic, others' reviews make me laugh:

Ticketmaster:
"... his latest set is his weakest yet. I found it very chauvinist."
"Was just so disappointing to us."
"So/So ... I recommend seeing this one on Video."
"I enjoyed the opener ... I think this was a slight off-night for Burr ...."

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,early break or has the show not started yet

[Manning, Esq.]

Effin

N

W

A!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

hey buddays,early break or has the show not started yet

Just kickin' up. Did you know that Strawberry is the neighborhood ho?

[Misteriosa]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1241631439_old_school_breakdancer.gif

damn it wont show anymore :(

[Recyclerz]

Let's speculate. Pepper needed to get bailed out?

[disneyspy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtjajxyz01qb0nyxo1_500.gif

[disneyspy]

Just kickin' up. Did you know that Strawberry is the neighborhood ho?

what ever happened to her? i miss my homie

[CountryBob]

I loved that thug rap battle from NWA and Public Enemy

[realmenhatelife]

Easy E's birthday today, and speaking of other people in the closet Fez has the stick.

[Manning, Esq.]

EZ [sniff]

http://www.titantalk.com/forums/attachments/titan-pictures-media-post/113947d1292946418-said-goodbye-my-titan-past-weekend-hommies.jpg

[CountryBob]

Fez has the stick = cock?

[disneyspy]

Ron's right, jersey shore is way bigger than the kardashians.

WTF! how does someone thats 20 minutes behind pull this off?

[CountryBob]

Chaz was born a girl she will always be a girl to me - a ugly, fat , grotesque girl

Just like Cassius Clay and Muhammad Ali

"Momma called him Clay - I call him Clay"

[Misteriosa]

oh the children! someone get me my fainting couch!

please. these kids wouldnt know chaz used to be a woman unless they were told. :dry:

[Misteriosa]

WTF! how does someone thats 20 minutes behind pull this off?

me thinks someone is holding out on us... :nono:

[disneyspy]

oh the children! someone get me my fainting couch!

please. these kids wouldnt know chaz used to be a woman unless they were told. :dry:

better not faint on a couch

someone here will molest you

[CountryBob]

better not faint on a couch

someone here will molest you

:bye:

[CountryBob]

oh the children! someone get me my fainting couch!

please. these kids wouldnt know chaz used to be a woman unless they were told. :dry:

Yes! Cant we all just quit worrying about the children? Times have changed and we need to get our heads out of the sand of 1950 already!

[realmenhatelife]

better not faint on a couch

someone here will molest you

Someone?

You, Gutter and Cbob will bump heads like the Three Stooges.

[Misteriosa]

umm there ARE some doctors who will amputate a perfectly fine a limb if it will help the mental health of a client. they are very rare, but it happens.

[disneyspy]

Someone?

You, Gutter and Cbob will bump heads like the Three Stooges.

i'd stab those bitches,they wouldn't stand a chance

[CountryBob]

Someone?

You, Gutter and Cbob will bump heads like the Three Stooges.

Hey Moe

[CountryBob]

On Earth 2 we just breed out genitals and then let a person select what they want to have when they reach puberty.

[CountryBob]

i'd stab those bitches,they wouldn't stand a chance

I'm picking your God damned Michigan Wolverines (+4.5) over Notre Dame this weekend in my big money pool. They had better not let me down or Im coming for ya....

[disneyspy]

I'm picking your God damned Michigan Wolverines (+4.5) over Notre Dame this weekend in my big money pool. They had better not let me down or Im coming for ya....

michigan will win by 10,i'm safe

[LeedsJr]

Yahoo firing its CEO over the phone was their own top story, Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

I read a feature on guys who self castrate complete with pictures. It was effed.

[CountryBob]

I dont want to live without my twig and berries

[Gutter]

I read a feature on guys who self castrate complete with pictures. It was effed.

yeeeouch.....BME pain olympics?

[Misteriosa]

yeeeouch.....BME pain olympics?

yikes. i remember that. i read somewhere that it was a hoax, thankfully. :surrender:

[Gutter]

yikes. i remember that. i read somewhere that it was a hoax, thankfully. :surrender:

looked pretty real to me..... that's an awesome makeup job if its fake.

[realmenhatelife]

yeeeouch.....BME pain olympics?

This was a UK magazine I used to get called Bizarre, around 2000. The cover was always some really hot chick dressed up like a Droog in latex or something like that.

[CountryBob]

Anyone ever seen the mag that has naked chicks with corpses? I saw it once somewhere online and didnt know if it was a hoax or not.

[Misteriosa]

:blink:

[disneyspy]

i tell people at meetings i'm part irish and part yooper just so they know i belong

[disneyspy]

Anyone ever seen the mag that has naked chicks with corpses? I saw it once somewhere online and didnt know if it was a hoax or not.

http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/

[sailor]

This is late but they pulled that exact explosion gimmick in the other guys.

[Misteriosa]

http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/thSmiley-hiding-behind-couch.gif

[Gutter]

http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/

I'm gonna click on this even though I'm at work just so its added to my list of denied sites visited that HR keeps.

[disneyspy]

this one has a stiffy

http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/images/issueprint2B/issue2_cover_md.jpg

[CountryBob]

Well that was simple

[sailor]

Ron is thinking of ethnicity, not nationality.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll excercise my better judgement and not click the girls and corpses link.


My friend is home birthing so I surprisingly know what a doula is.

[Misteriosa]

i saw that photo link in the ispy and im just gonna go ahead and disable images on here. yeah...

[realmenhatelife]

Id also like to add Jay Z to the list of closeted men coming up in discussion today.

[Sue_Bender]

A preview involves simply playing the entire show?


Get those plugs ready, so I can listen to "Unmast" again several times this weekend.

[disneyspy]

i hang up on THE PHONE SHOW GUY by not listening to that shitty show

[disneyspy]

i saw that photo link in the ispy and im just gonna go ahead and disable images on here. yeah...

its not on this page,i wouldnt put that on a early in the page post


wanna see my balls?

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

today's check list: cystoscopy, vicodin, R&F...

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

[disneyspy]

nooners buddays...:bye:

today's check list: cystoscopy, vicodin, R&F...

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

awesome bro

[Gutter]

nooners buddays...:bye:

today's check list: cystoscopy, vicodin, R&F...

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

awesome Dell....thanks for sticking around.

[Sue_Bender]

nooners buddays...:bye:

today's check list: cystoscopy, vicodin, R&F...

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

Glad to hear! :thumbup:

Congratulations, Budday!! :clap:

[Baby DEW Year]

nooners buddays...:bye:

today's check list: cystoscopy, vicodin, R&F...

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

Great news:thumbup:...did you bring enough Vicodin for everyone?:drunk:

[IamFogHat]

Hey pals. Is NY and Jersey drowning in rain like we are in DC?

[Dell]

thanks buddays!

[realmenhatelife]

nooners buddays...:bye:

today's check list: cystoscopy, vicodin, R&F...

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

Good work, man.

[disneyspy]

that lottery story made me go check my numbers,i want to quit playing them but i remember a friend of mine whos chick didnt buy his ticket one week and he his numbers hit,they got divorced shortly after

[Baby DEW Year]

Spurts Illustrated!!! :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Hey pals. Is NY and Jersey drowning in rain like we are in DC?

Yes.

[Dell]

I prefer when Fez sticks with a topic like he has this one...need to build a pyramid on better magazine names...

[LeedsJr]

nooners buddays...:bye:

today's check list: cystoscopy, vicodin, R&F...

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

Congratulations! :clap:

[Dell]

"it's not just a blow job"

[disneyspy]

Gentleman's Teestees

[disneyspy]

Gay Boy

[Dell]

semen digest

[Baby DEW Year]

Buns and Slammo!

[disneyspy]

Fun With Dick And Pain

[Dell]

GI Blow You

[Dell]

the twitter titles suck...they should read .net

[Manning, Esq.]

AND, this marks one year cancer free!

Very good, sir. Very good indeed. Hopefully, "The Big 'C'" can refer to a more positive aspect of your physiology, now.

[realmenhatelife]

Did anyone say Old Gloryhole?

[disneyspy]

THE ARM FORCES
its fist up your ass

[realmenhatelife]

Overseas and on their knees was mine.

[Zorro]

Dress Blews

[Dell]

Mud on Your Helmet

[disneyspy]

Jock And Ball

[Baby DEW Year]

Ensign Pulver-ize your ass!

[disneyspy]

Black Cock Down

[sailor]

Soldier & your cum.

[Baby DEW Year]

Magazine! more like fagazine!

[Dell]

semen digest was mine! who tweeted that?

[Baby DEW Year]

semen digest was mine! who tweeted that?

you digest WHAT?????:ohmy:

[Baby DEW Year]

Commanders in briefs!

[cstyles206]

i liked 'soldier of feltching' hahaha and 'the worst thing you can call a magazine'

[Dell]

star spangled soldier

[disneyspy]

you digest WHAT?????:ohmy:

SEMEN,HE DIGESTS SEMEN

[Dell]

"yank his doodle andy" made me laugh

[Manning, Esq.]

The Dirty Dozen Inches

[wkj]

Simple, a real movie: The Fighting 69th.

[Manning, Esq.]

The Canadian Military Journal

[disneyspy]

wow does this chick get it?

[Dell]

maybe it was the vicodin, but with Ron playing the "don't get it/disgusted" guy and Fez throwing out the lines made me go back in time...old school R&F

[disneyspy]

maybe it was the vicodin, but with Ron playing the "don't get it/disgusted" guy and Fez throwing out the lines made me go back in time...old school R&F

ron diaz played that part the best,ronny b would keep saying stuff and fez would be in the background laughing histerically and repeating part of the lines,you couldn't help but laugh out loud

[Dell]

btw spy, my daughter is really enjoying your home state of michigan right now, but I think the winter will alter that some (I don't think she is prepared for michigan winters)...

[disneyspy]

edit inappropriate comment about dell's daughter and...

the mid-southern michigan winters aren't too bad,they're golf courses where open 2 months before mine

[disneyspy]

sounds like franklyn is eating that diet dandy candy,what was it called again? oh yeah,AYDS

[wkj]

Using orange golf balls I presume.

[Manning, Esq.]

Anyone see Last Night in Brooklyn ? Is that the right title?

[disneyspy]

BETTER NAMES FOR FRANKLYNS GHOST STORY

the suckubus

[disneyspy]

http://cypherproductions.com/images/GH%20poster%20SMALL.jpg

http://cypherproductions.com/

[Manning, Esq.]

RF unknowingly, recently became quite the popular film financier, eh? I appreciate Franklyn's tenacity. I haven't seen his work. I assume that his use of "feature films," as in, "This is my fifth feature film" is likely to be not exactly proper.

[disneyspy]

RF unknowingly, recently became quite the popular film financier, eh? I appreciate Franklyn's tenacity. I haven't seen his work. I assume that his use of "feature films," as in, "This is my fifth feature film" is likely to be not exactly proper.

GAP has outsold all his "films"

[disneyspy]

Dandy Candy Man

[sailor]

Wasn't it a horror movie they wanted us to vote on the first time franklyn was introduced to the show? Like a zombie movie or such?

[realmenhatelife]

Kickstarters are starting to annoy the shit out of me, lots of bands do them now to raise money for tours.

[Manning, Esq.]

Some in-studio appendage just tried to convince us of the need for, "Classic Kevin Bacon ... Come on."

[Dell]

RF unknowingly, recently became quite the popular film financier, eh? I appreciate Franklyn's tenacity. I haven't seen his work. I assume that his use of "feature films," as in, "This is my fifth feature film" is likely to be not exactly proper.

the comment made me wonder the meaning of "feature film"

and, does he really use "film"

[sailor]

That poster looks like a burnt turkey.

[Sue_Bender]

Wasn't it a horror movie they wanted us to vote on the first time franklyn was introduced to the show? Like a zombie movie or such?

Yes.

"Mommy Just Isn't the Same Anymore".

http://youtu.be/rBlWtgw9REM

[sailor]

Yes.

"Mommy Just Isn't the Same Anymore".

http://youtu.be/rBlWtgw9REM

And now he's saying this is their first time doing horror?

[realmenhatelife]

Alright, Franklyn is making me nod out.

[CountryBob]

If voices could define sexual orientation - Franklyn is so gay.

Also, Congrats Dell! I lost my Mom to cancer and its always good to hear someone beat the shit out of that disease.

[disneyspy]

Yes.

"Mommy Just Isn't the Same Anymore".

http://youtu.be/rBlWtgw9REM

the acting in all his movies is horrorific

[Manning, Esq.]

The one thing I don't Ha-a-a-ate about Franklyn's muse--er, Mush--is when she's silent.

Ban her!

[sailor]

If voices could define sexual orientation - Franklyn is so gay.

It does. We all know what your southern drawl means...

[Dell]

I hate to be negative, but Franklyn on the show SUCKS!

I'm going to watch my recording of Sons of Anarchy (I like to make fun of the pitiful acting)...

[sailor]

I hate to be negative, but Franklyn on the show SUCKS!

It's ok. We're all thinking the same thing, Nancy.

[realmenhatelife]

One could say that 'we dont care what he says.'

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[wkj]

I'm with Fez on this one.

[disneyspy]

grandparents day is 9/11

[Dell]

If voices could define sexual orientation - Franklyn is so gay.

Also, Congrats Dell! I lost my Mom to cancer and its always good to hear someone beat the shit out of that disease.

thanks dude, I had an easy cancer to beat (bladder - they just cut the cancer out), but I'm happy it has stayed away none the less

[Manning, Esq.]

This effin' poseur and his name-dropping! Try finding any connection with MVP. Franklyn wrote, in 2009, that Melvin was his mentor. Otherwise - Zero.

On the other hand, this may be the best time to invest in the Industry with zero risk. If the flick banks, you win. When it tanks, you can (conceptually) get your money back based on fraud, because MVP will not be acting on this one. Betcha a nickel.

Aargh!! He just said, "in between larger budgets."

[Sue_Bender]

I opened a "Let's Get Those Flags Out for 9/11" page on kickstarter.com


Please support it.

[disneyspy]

I opened a "Let's Get Those Flags Out for 9/11" page on kickstarter.com


Please support it.

i'm such a hipster i celebrate it in august

[LeedsJr]

Franklyn without Dave busting his balls is unlistenable.

[Manning, Esq.]

I opened a "Let's Get Those Flags Out for 9/11" page on kickstarter.com


Please support it.

On it. I'm gonna throw in the first ten-spot. Never used kickstart.... Um. Shit! You're saying Flag. Ne'er mind.

[disneyspy]

Franklyn without Dave busting his balls is unlistenable.

a truer post was never posted

[Sue_Bender]

i'm such a hipster i celebrate it in august

When it was still underground?

[Sue_Bender]

On it. I'm gonna throw in the first ten-spot. Never used kickstart.... Um. Shit! You're saying Flag. Ne'er mind.

Franklyn's involved with both!

[Manning, Esq.]

Franklyn without Dave busting his balls is unlistenable.

FRA-A-ANKLYN.

FRA-A-ANKLYN.

[sob, sob, sniffle]

fra-anklyn. [sniff]

[CountryBob]

It does. We all know what your southern drawl means...

Im gonna make you squeal like a Piggy!

[disneyspy]

When it was still underground?

august needs a good holiday

[disneyspy]

Im gonna make you squeal like a Piggy!

HA!! that means he's going to ass rape you, you yankee

[CountryBob]

HA!! that means he's going to ass rape you, you yankee

Timely - I watched some of Deliverance last night - that raping scene was horriffic!

[sailor]

Franklyn wanted to do the make-up? Shocker!

[Sue_Bender]

I just watched the trailer for Franklyn's new film.


"The basement is like a phone booth, only you don't know the number."

I was wrong to judge.


I'm in!

[Dell]

Timely - I watched some of Deliverance last night - that raping scene was horriffic!

"Ned Beatty had the hardest part"

[sailor]

Im gonna make you squeal like a Piggy!

Yeah, I was going for the cousin joke. I don't like yours. :(

[Manning, Esq.]

I looked. Before he barged onto the air with Ginny The Genius:
22 Backers
$770 Collected (of $12,000 minimum, required by 9/14 to go ahead with the project)

Mere minutes later (and for some time thereafter):
22 Backers
$770 Collected (of $12,000 minimum, required by 9/14 to go ahead with the project)

Urban Ghost Hunters is right - UGH.

[sailor]

"Ned Beatty had the hardest part"

Eww, penis.

[disneyspy]

I just watched the trailer for Franklyn's new film.


"The basement is like a phone booth, only you don't know the number."

I was wrong to judge.


I'm in!

did you see this line in the store?

"LAST NIGHT IN BROOKLYN" MERCHANDISE
These things are flying out the door! Get 'em while supplies last!

sounds like the landlord is tossing their shit out on the sidewalk

[Manning, Esq.]

sounds like the landlord is tossing their shit out on the sidewalk

Y'got me on that one - HA!!!

[Manning, Esq.]

Fezzie kissed her?!? Secret debunked!

I'l always remember where I was on this historic day.

[disneyspy]

fez kissed a girl?

his new knickname is vag man

[CountryBob]

Yeah, I was going for the cousin joke. I don't like yours. :(

I never fucked a cousin - only step sisters. Come on - Im not a scumbag!

[disneyspy]

I never fucked a cousin - only step sisters. Come on - Im not a scumbag!

step sister,is that what they call a sibling out on the porch in tennessee?

[CountryBob]

step sister,is that what they call a sibling out on the porch in tennessee?

Haha - where we goin~:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

i just finished typing a very depressing evaluation.

someone tell me something funny :down:

[Manning, Esq.]

I guess it could happen:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2007/09/04/va1237265234107/Tom-Cruise-Katie-Holmes-AP-5639458.jpg

[disneyspy]

i just finished typing a very depressing evaluation.

someone tell me something funny :down:

c-bob i gonna ass rape that yankee sailor!

[CountryBob]

i just finished typing a very depressing evaluation.

someone tell me something funny :down:

I saw a woman at the drug store that had a complete 5 oclock shadow and it was only 12:30!

Whats up with this airline food :laugh:

[sailor]

fez kissed a girl?

his new knickname is vag man

And I think he liked it...

[Gutter]

Burr rules.

[disneyspy]

it really bugs me that ron calls those ass lickers first responders and i'm not even from NYC

[CountryBob]

Damn that womans 5 oclock shadow freaked me out. It was tough because I like it hairy but not on the face.

[sailor]

I never fucked a cousin - only step sisters. Come on - Im not a scumbag!

Yes you did! And they're the same person. Where we goin'?!

[sailor]

Wow, pavol dmitra was apparently one of the people killed on that Russian flight.

[realmenhatelife]

I never fucked a cousin - only step sisters. Come on - Im not a scumbag!

You'd step over a sister to get to a cousin.

[disneyspy]

Damn that womans 5 oclock shadow freaked me out. It was tough because I like it hairy but not on the face.

I GUESS YOU DONT LIKE CLAMS,where we goin'?

[Dell]

alright buddays, have a great rest of your day...

I'll listen to the unmasked later...:bye:

[disneyspy]

Wow, pavol dmitra was apparently one of the people killed on that Russian flight.

for a second i thought you meant pavel datsuk of the red wings and my heart sunk

[Manning, Esq.]

Burr rules.

1. Never trust the government.
2. Do not fight too hard for the environment - no water-powered machines.
3. Don't check the "White, Non-Hispanic" box on a black comedian's show application.
4. Partner up strategically before starting a radio show, like say, "Uninformed."
5. Always nod vigorously along with a Catholic priest's advice; and then run like hell when it's done, believing nothing shy of the polar opposite.

[sailor]

for a second i thought you meant pavel datsuk of the red wings and my heart sunk

Brad mccrimmon and ruslan salei.

[Jayw]

yo dspy the spynetwork down!? :glurps:

is the burr unmasked over? hes my man want to get in on that..

[Gutter]

1. Never trust the government.
2. Do not fight too hard for the environment - no water-powered machines.
3. Don't check the "White, Non-Hispanic" box on a black comedian's show application.
4. Partner up strategically before starting a radio show, like say, "Uninformed."
5. Always nod vigorously along with a Catholic priest's advice; and then run like hell when it's done, believing nothing shy of the polar opposite.

sounds about right hahahaha

[CountryBob]

Yes you did! And they're the same person. Where we goin'?!


haha - my aunt is also my wife. :smoke:


Not saying that I wouldnt fuck a cousin if the situation was right - just that I havent went there yet

[Jayw]

Bravo to rmhl, that leon clip on first post was awesome.

[disneyspy]

yo dspy the spynetwork down!? :glurps:

? hes my man want to chat ..

give me a minute

chatroom is up

[sailor]

haha - my aunt is also my wife. :smoke:

My dad's from WV, so I get it. My cousin married my uncle. No, seriously.

[Manning, Esq.]

The other way to fuck your cousin is to write an obit.:

"Beloved $unt"

[CountryBob]

My dad's from WV, so I get it. My cousin married my uncle. No, seriously.

Poor West Virginians - they get most all of the redneck and family fucking jokes out there.
But I will say - SW VA, East KY, East TN and Southern WV have really earned their stripes. Anywhere there is coal you have some of the most fucked up necks in the world. Maybe they have been eating it over the generations and that what has fucked up the gene pool?

[disneyspy]

The other way to fuck your cousin is to write an obit.:

"Beloved $unt"

sailor has that same mod quote!

[Jayw]

give me a minute

chatroom is up

You sir are a gentleman. :clap:

[sailor]

Fordham used to have "noon tunes" which was a crappy band or comedian in the cafeteria at noon on a Tuesday. I loved it, but no one else paid a lick of attention to it.

[CountryBob]

You dont get a lot of comedy acts where I live. Recently, we had Ralphie May come to town and that is one funny fucking fat dude. His wife is Jewy hot too :wub:

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one


C U ON THURDAY!

[CountryBob]

Goodbye fellow fuckians and fuckettes :bye: