Whats the worst thing you ever did - and brave enough to admit it?

[CountryBob]

OK - Let's see who has the balls to admit what a scumbag they really are.
Play if you dare.....



I'll go first, I have had sex with my previous step sisters while growing up - and it was awesome!


Someone has to have done something worse that this....

[disneyspy]

we had a bachelor party in las vegas and got really fucked up and couldnt find the groom the next day and we were all really hungover so we retraced our steps all over town and found him on the roof,he was really thirsty but we got him to the wedding

[sailor]

I made keithy a mod.

[CountryBob]

we had a bachelor party in las vegas and got really fucked up and couldnt find the groom the next day and we were all really hungover so we retraced our steps all over town and found him on the roof,he was really thirsty but we got him to the wedding

That sounds like a great story - or movie better yet. Then what happened?

[A.J.]

I accepted the offer to be a Mod.

[CountryBob]

I once shot and killed a dog that was starving itself after its owners left it at a rental home.

[disneyspy]

That sounds like a great story - or movie better yet. Then what happened?

i dont know cuz i havent seen the sequel yet

[Marc with a c]

i fucked all your moms.

[disneyspy]

glad i loosened her up for you when i was born

[A.J.]

i fucked all your moms.

Thanks Daddy!

[CountryBob]

i fucked all your moms.

So your the guy she gave Herpes to

[StanUpshaw]

I'm pretty sure I voted for Tom Harkin once.

[Judge Smails]

I've had a picture of a vagina as one of my rotating sig pics for going on three years now, thereby singlehandedly
making this site NSFW. (You can't see it here because I'm posting from my phone, but Fuck the Man)

[Jujubees2]

I agreed with WF once.

[realmenhatelife]

I guess I stole a ton of CDs once.

In college I didn't write this paper and the professor was this boderline senile old lady, so when I didn't get a paper back I insisted that I handed one in and something must have happened to it until she agreed to let me 'resubmit' it for no grade penalty.

[Earlshog]

I banged Country Bobs step sisters....

[CountryBob]

I banged Country Bobs step sisters....

Good pieces of ass werent they?

Ahhh.... the memories :smoke:

[NickyL0885]

I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

[Sinestro]

I took money out of the church collection box because after all God helps those who help themselves.

[TripleSkeet]

From ages 17-19 I sold weed, took football bets, had a hot credit card scam going with a guy from the neighborhood, and broke into newspaper stand at night to rob the cash and cigarettes.

[keithy_19]

I made keithy a mod.

:lol:
:unsure:
:glurps:

[Jujubees2]

From ages 17-19 I sold weed, took football bets, had a hot credit card scam going with a guy from the neighborhood, and broke into newspaper stand at night to rob the cash and cigarettes.

Yeah but it don't make you a bad person...

[Earlshog]

From ages 17-19 I sold weed, took football bets, had a hot credit card scam going with a guy from the neighborhood, and broke into newspaper stand at night to rob the cash and cigarettes.

Hey Tommy this is the kid Hendry... Herdry this is Tommy

[Earlshog]

Good pieces of ass werent they?

Ahhh.... the memories :smoke:

your sporting wood... you sick bastard!!! :dry:

[CountryBob]

your sporting wood... you sick bastard!!! :dry:

Nothing like having house pussy when you are 13 - I knew the secrets of the vagina by freshman year. Who was the cool kid? Me!

[Earlshog]

Nothing like having house pussy when you are 13 - I knew the secrets of the vagina by freshman year. Who was the cool kid? Me!

Banging your sister has a different connation in the North. :smoke:

[CountryBob]

Banging your sister has a different connation in the North. :smoke:

Step-sister(s) make no mistake - I would never bang a blood relative!

[Earlshog]

Step-sister(s) make no mistake - I would never bang a blood relative!

semantics

[DOHO@HOME]

Age 8 started a huge field on fire and then ran home and watched cartoons
Age 12 jerked off on my friends sister bed while on a sleep over
Age 16 started a string of b&e's at local private high school dorms continued until age 18
Age 40 fucked a shot girl at a strip club while my wife had gone back to hotel with her girl friend to get some well needed sleep.:blink:

[A.J.]

Age 8 started a huge field on fire

I forgot that a buddy and I did that once.

[Furtherman]

Age 8 started a huge field on fire and then ran home and watched cartoons

I forgot that a buddy and I did that once.

I did that too. But ran home and called the fire department as we saw the flames get very close to some houses. Fire put out, never got caught.

[DOHO@HOME]

I did that too. But ran home and called the fire department as we saw the flames get very close to some houses. Fire put out, never got caught.

ended up getting ratted on by my buddy and we both did some fire truck washing to make up for the fire and had to go to the owner of the field and say we were sorry.
now the field is a subdivision and my buddy is a fire fighter go figure.

[Marc with a c]

I forgot that a buddy and I did that once.

they had fire when you were growing up?

[CountryBob]

Age 8 started a huge field on fire and then ran home and watched cartoons
Age 12 jerked off on my friends sister bed while on a sleep over
Age 16 started a string of b&e's at local private high school dorms continued until age 18
Age 40 fucked a shot girl at a strip club while my wife had gone back to hotel with her girl friend to get some well needed sleep.:blink:

I need strip joints like this around here! God damn wont let you even touch them a little.

[TripleSkeet]

Hey Tommy this is the kid Hendry... Herdry this is Tommy

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[DOHO@HOME]

I need strip joints like this around here! God damn wont let you even touch them a little.

yeh it was so fuckin weird she asked if I wanted a lap dance and as she was doing it all of a sudden I felt her pull my dick out and she sat right down on it, then for about three weeks I felt so afraid of giving my wife somthing while having sex it really sucked and since i quit drinking it will never happen again.
Wow I have not told anyone this shit and now I feel as if I shouldn't have posted it oh well fuck it, it's done.:glurps:

[A.J.]

they had fire when you were growing up?

My buddy, Prometheus, he gave it to us.

[CountryBob]

This is why this thread was created - to let you air out something that you have been regretting for years... :smile:


Oh who am I kidding - this thread is to make fun of someone elses crazy shit that they have done.


BTW.... fucking strippers is not cheating in my book - just another way to reselase the poison (props to Opie)

[DOHO@HOME]

This is why this thread was created - to let you air out something that you have been regretting for years... :smile:


Oh who am I kidding - this thread is to make fun of someone elses crazy shit that they have done.


BTW.... fucking strippers is not cheating in my book - just another way to reselase the poison (props to Opie)

now that is what I'm talking about.....thanks for being you bunch of asses

[sailor]

yeh it was so fuckin weird she asked if I wanted a lap dance and as she was doing it all of a sudden I felt her pull my dick out and she sat right down on it, then for about three weeks I felt so afraid of giving my wife somthing while having sex it really sucked and since i quit drinking it will never happen again.
Wow I have not told anyone this shit and now I feel as if I shouldn't have posted it oh well fuck it, it's done.:glurps:

nothing is permanent.

[TripleSkeet]

nothing is permanent.

The herp is.........so I hear.

[fezident]

I've done some really shitty shit.


I had a band leader who was addicted to pills. He owed me (and the other members) thousands of dollars each. He's always (pretend to) try to get clean, but that was always a lie. He would have his car stolen to collect insurance money so he could buy more pills. Etc etc.
He used to give the roadie 500 bucks cash so that the roadie would pick up 5000 dollars worth of pills. (so that he himself wouldn't get caught).
One time... the dealer fucked the roadie on the deal. The roadie got screwed. I think he only got, like, 3000 dollars worth of product. It wasn't his fault. The leader beat the shit out of the roadie.
He still owed us THOUSANDS of dollars each. And our booking agent too. We found out that our bandmember wasn't giving them their commission but, rather, using their commission to buy pills. It was over 12 grand.
A few months later... he went through a harrowing detox. It was hard on him. For real.
About three weeks later, I took him out and pretty much forced him to do drugs. I really peer pressured him. Practically put the pills in his mouth. It's been a hard road for him ever since.

Fuck. Him.

[Dude!]

I've done some really shitty shit.


I had a band leader who was addicted to pills. He owed me (and the other members) thousands of dollars each. He's always (pretend to) try to get clean, but that was always a lie. He would have his car stolen to collect insurance money so he could buy more pills. Etc etc.
He used to give the roadie 500 bucks cash so that the roadie would pick up 5000 dollars worth of pills. (so that he himself wouldn't get caught).
One time... the dealer fucked the roadie on the deal. The roadie got screwed. I think he only got, like, 3000 dollars worth of product. It wasn't his fault. The leader beat the shit out of the roadie.
He still owed us THOUSANDS of dollars each. And our booking agent too. We found out that our bandmember wasn't giving them their commission but, rather, using their commission to buy pills. It was over 12 grand.
A few months later... he went through a harrowing detox. It was hard on him. For real.
About three weeks later, I took him out and pretty much forced him to do drugs. I really peer pressured him. Practically put the pills in his mouth. It's been a hard road for him ever since.

Fuck. Him.

i don't believe that
no one is that evil

[CountryBob]

I've done some really shitty shit.


I had a band leader who was addicted to pills. He owed me (and the other members) thousands of dollars each. He's always (pretend to) try to get clean, but that was always a lie. He would have his car stolen to collect insurance money so he could buy more pills. Etc etc.
He used to give the roadie 500 bucks cash so that the roadie would pick up 5000 dollars worth of pills. (so that he himself wouldn't get caught).
One time... the dealer fucked the roadie on the deal. The roadie got screwed. I think he only got, like, 3000 dollars worth of product. It wasn't his fault. The leader beat the shit out of the roadie.
He still owed us THOUSANDS of dollars each. And our booking agent too. We found out that our bandmember wasn't giving them their commission but, rather, using their commission to buy pills. It was over 12 grand.
A few months later... he went through a harrowing detox. It was hard on him. For real.
About three weeks later, I took him out and pretty much forced him to do drugs. I really peer pressured him. Practically put the pills in his mouth. It's been a hard road for him ever since.

Fuck. Him.

Hehe - mother fucker owes me money, he gonna pay one way or the other. Nice revenge!

[fezident]

I understand your skepticism, Dude.
All I can say is, I would rather you think I'm a liar than EVER have to endure the dishonesty and darkness of the band leader I was referring to. I hope you never know the deceit. The cycle of promises and lies. The backstabbing.
We're talking about a guy that is married to a beautiful woman with a world of love to give, he got her best friend pregnant when SHE was at her most vulnerable time in her life.... and then bounced the check he wrote for her abortion.
Using his baby nephew's social security number and using it for credit card and cell phone applications.
He would outright lie to our wives and girlfriends to support/create his own whirlwind alibis.
We'd bounce our own rent/mortgage payments while HE was buying pills and powder.

It never ended.
That dude was evil. And spoiled.

[TripleSkeet]

Why not just beat the fucker senseless?

[StanUpshaw]

If he beat the shit out of a roadie, what chance does a fruit musician stand?

[sailor]

Maybe if he was clean he'd be a better person? Maybe you'd even get your money back?

[fezident]

Nah. He was a spoiled rich kid. He was a dick from the start. His own childhood "friends" and even his siblings have nothing nice to say about him.
I don't expect anybody here to accept or understand what I did. Oh well.
But we're talking about a guy that knowingly spreads genital herpes to women, so.... ya know.

We're talking about a guy who throws his garbage on the floor at McDonalds and says out loud "clean it up, retard" to the sweet poor employee with Downe Syndrome.

I was never gonna get my money. And to be honest, I'd rather see him suffer or die before his inheritance kicks in.

Having said that, I feel bad for the people in his life that are suffering currently as they deal with him.

[brettmojo]

All I'll say is I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic... Yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

[FatassTitePants]

I guess I stole a ton of CDs once.

In college I didn't write this paper and the professor was this boderline senile old lady, so when I didn't get a paper back I insisted that I handed one in and something must have happened to it until she agreed to let me 'resubmit' it for no grade penalty.

I just remembered I did the same thing, but in grad school. I totally forgot we had a paper due in class. The prof was really disorganized, but a good dude overall. So everybody just turned them in on the way out of class, so it was a little chaotic. I immediately went home and wrote the paper but wasn't sure what to do, so I just played it cool and didn't say anything. The next week, he gives back all the papers. After class, I asked him where mine was. He told me he remembers reading it and it was good. Realizing his bullshit, I press and offer to go back to his office and get it from him. He just says, "No, that's okay. It was an 'A' paper" and we both just let it go. Afterwards, I felt like a mo for wasting a night's sleep on a paper that nobody ever read.

[FatassTitePants]

I wonder if anybody on this board ever jerked off on a passed out ex girlfriend who you inadvertantly found when looking for a room to crash in after a NYE party. It would be totally fucked if you both were 30 years old when you did it. I certainly haven't. Sounds like a crime to me.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Back in my days of dropping Ecstasy almost every weekend, I missed my cousins wedding due to coming down from the previous night/late morning high. If anyone has done E, The aftermath is that you cant sleep, no appetite and sucking down water for hours.

I was going to just skip church and just go to the reception which was at 7pm but I was still in bad shape from the night before which lasted until 10am.


I would have still looked whacked out as my eyes were as big as dinner plates but at the same time I did feel so remorseful for not going.

[ANC]

All I'll say is I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic... Yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

:lol:, Starvin' we got any Stan Mikita's donuts back there?

[Servo]

I've done some really shitty shit.


I had a band leader...

This guy coulda helped
http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Cult%20Movies/lucabrasi.jpg

[Dude!]

This guy coulda helped
http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr36/altreel/Cult%20Movies/lucabrasi.jpg

isn't that Chris Christie?

[CountryBob]

I wonder if anybody on this board ever jerked off on a passed out ex girlfriend who you inadvertantly found when looking for a room to crash in after a NYE party. It would be totally fucked if you both were 30 years old when you did it. I certainly haven't. Sounds like a crime to me.

Why would I jerk off on her when she was ripe for the taking!

[CountryBob]

When I was in 3rd grade - my school had the classrooms that shared a common bathroom. There was a terrible bully that was in the class next to ours and everyday on the playground or at lunch or even in the hall ways - he was a total terror to all of the kids. He had failed 3rd grade at least once and was twice as big as normal 3rd graders.

He had picked on me so many times that I finally lost it - I went into the common bathroom and pissed alll over the walls, floor and even sink. I came out and told my teacher that Johnny had done it - I saw him and he bragged about it.

Well, the principal was called immediately and they took my word and beat the shit out of Johnny right there. Both classes witnessed him crying like a baby while he took probably 10 supersonic strikes with the paddle. Something happened because he never picked on anyone anymore (even just faded into obscurity) and no one ever knew that I set that fucker up.

I realized that day that there is power with fighting back - and at that time of my life, this was the only way to fight back.

:smoke:

[TripleSkeet]

We went through this a long time ago in another thread.

At the bar I worked at we had a big walk in cooler right in the middle of a square bar. We would use it to walk in and stock the beer from the inside. Well this cooler was the perfect place to sneak and do whatever you wanted. Eat, do a shot, hell I even saw guys go in there and do lines of coke off the beer boxes. I used to use this cooler for whenever anyone was a rude fuck. I would just take their order, make their drink, and walk around and into the cooler. There I would take out my dick, and stir their drink with it or rim the glass with it. Then come out and give it to them.

Depending on what they had and when they were rude I would do this with anything. Beer, martinis, frozen drinks, even guacamole or sour cream.

Some other bartenders would do this if people tipped like shit, but that was never a big deal to me. I just didnt like when people were rude or tried talking down to me. So that would get them a taste of my dick.

[CountryBob]

We went through this a long time ago in another thread.

At the bar I worked at we had a big walk in cooler right in the middle of a square bar. We would use it to walk in and stock the beer from the inside. Well this cooler was the perfect place to sneak and do whatever you wanted. Eat, do a shot, hell I even saw guys go in there and do lines of coke off the beer boxes. I used to use this cooler for whenever anyone was a rude fuck. I would just take their order, make their drink, and walk around and into the cooler. There I would take out my dick, and stir their drink with it or rim the glass with it. Then come out and give it to them.

Depending on what they had and when they were rude I would do this with anything. Beer, martinis, frozen drinks, even guacamole or sour cream.

Some other bartenders would do this if people tipped like shit, but that was never a big deal to me. I just didnt like when people were rude or tried talking down to me. So that would get them a taste of my dick.

Wow - I bet your dick stayed drunk all the time or sumphin.... tss tsss

[Gutter]

Around 2005 I desperately wanted to live in Hoboken and a friend of mine was going to Stevens and living off campus. He had a cool spot right on Washington where he had two roomates. We set it up so that when it was time to renew the lease, he would lie and tell his current roomates that he wasn't going to stay.....they would leave, me and another friend would be able to stay. Slowly I realized I wouldn't be able to afford Hoboken life on my part time ShopRite weekly pay, but I didn't say anything. When I finally sat down with all the numbers it became incredibly clear, but for whatever reason I didn't say anything....it got to the point where I had to bail and leave my buddy in the trenches. I felt like he was egging me on telling me I could afford it when I couldn't so I tried to blame it on him. He got stuck paying rent on an apt. in Hoboken by himself for a month, than he had two "acquaintances" that we knew from the metal scene move in with him. They destroyed that apartment in about 3 months and they were kicked out.....he had to move with these two idiots to a shit hole in Bayonne. We were best friends and we just completely stopped talking to each other. I thought he was trying to con me into living there, he thought I lied to him saying I could afford it. He wanted me to pay him back for the money he lost paying for the apt by himself and I refused. It was ugly.

He moved to another shit hole in Bayonne and we still weren't talking much. His girlfirend (now his wife) basically forced us to talk to each other one day. i agreed to pay him back, we started becoming friends again. I was in his wedding party just last June, but I still feel terrible about the whole situation. He had to sell a couple guitars and amps and stuff that he had that he was pretty attached to to make rent cause of my fuck up. We wound up getting a place for a while in Jersey City together and it worked out alright, but that whole situation still bugs me. Its one thing to do something shitty to a stranger and feel bad about it later......fucking a friend over is about a billion times worse, especially when you don't think you're in the wrong until later down the line.

[CountryBob]

Around 2005 I desperately wanted to live in Hoboken and a friend of mine was going to Stevens and living off campus. He had a cool spot right on Washington where he had two roomates. We set it up so that when it was time to renew the lease, he would lie and tell his current roomates that he wasn't going to stay.....they would leave, me and another friend would be able to stay. Slowly I realized I wouldn't be able to afford Hoboken life on my part time ShopRite weekly pay, but I didn't say anything. When I finally sat down with all the numbers it became incredibly clear, but for whatever reason I didn't say anything....it got to the point where I had to bail and leave my buddy in the trenches. I felt like he was egging me on telling me I could afford it when I couldn't so I tried to blame it on him. He got stuck paying rent on an apt. in Hoboken by himself for a month, than he had two "acquaintances" that we knew from the metal scene move in with him. They destroyed that apartment in about 3 months and they were kicked out.....he had to move with these two idiots to a shit hole in Bayonne. We were best friends and we just completely stopped talking to each other. I thought he was trying to con me into living there, he thought I lied to him saying I could afford it. He wanted me to pay him back for the money he lost paying for the apt by himself and I refused. It was ugly.

He moved to another shit hole in Bayonne and we still weren't talking much. His girlfirend (now his wife) basically forced us to talk to each other one day. i agreed to pay him back, we started becoming friends again. I was in his wedding party just last June, but I still feel terrible about the whole situation. He had to sell a couple guitars and amps and stuff that he had that he was pretty attached to to make rent cause of my fuck up. We wound up getting a place for a while in Jersey City together and it worked out alright, but that whole situation still bugs me. Its one thing to do something shitty to a stranger and feel bad about it later......fucking a friend over is about a billion times worse, especially when you don't think you're in the wrong until later down the line.

What an asshole to make you pay him back after all that time.

[fezident]

One time... my best friend was in the hospital... and even though I lived about 8 minutes from the hospital, I didn't visit him.

[disneyspy]

What an asshole to make you pay him back after all that time.

i disagree,i believe its better to clean up your side of the street no matter how right you think you are,good on you gutter

[CountryBob]

i disagree,i believe its better to clean up your side of the street no matter how right you think you are,good on you gutter

Not saying Gutter should not have paid him back (if he wanted to no problem) - just that the other dude would have sucked it up if he really wanted to be friends again. Let bygones be bygones I say...

[Gutter]

What an asshole to make you pay him back after all that time.

nah, it was the right thing to do. I really effed him over and he lost a lot of money and sold some things he really would have rather kept. Other people wanted to come after me because of what happened between me and him and he kept them off my back. it wasn't much, just what would have been my share of the security deposit he put down in my place when his old Hoboken roomates got their 1/3rd back.

[disneyspy]

Not saying Gutter should not have paid him back (if he wanted to no problem) - just that the other dude would have sucked it up if he really wanted to be friends again. Let bygones be bygones I say...

why should the friend have to suck it up when they had more than a verbal agreement,they had an agreement between good friends

[Gutter]

Not saying Gutter should not have paid him back (if he wanted to no problem) - just that the other dude would have sucked it up if he really wanted to be friends again. Let bygones be bygones I say...

me bailing on the original apartment situation really put him back for about a year and a half though. The other dudes he used to live with were pissed at him, he lost his 1/3rd of the security, had to come up with that money for the other shit hole in Bayonne....I made a big ol mess. Most of the details have been forgotten about, but after cooler heads prevailed and we started becoming friends again, it was obvious that I needed to make good on that situation.

[CountryBob]

A Lannister aways pays his debts and I always pay my debts!

Just saying that a good friend wouldnt hold that over your head before they would ever be friends with you again.

that is all - not whether Gutter should have or not - geez!

[Gutter]

A Lannister aways pays his debts and I always pay my debts!

Just saying that a good friend wouldnt hold that over your head before they would ever be friends with you again.

that is all - not whether Gutter should have or not - geez!

well, it wasn't a stipulation of continuing our friendship....just felt like the right thing to do.

[CountryBob]

well, it wasn't a stipulation of continuing our friendship....just felt like the right thing to do.

Oh my bad then. Lets just act like I never posted about that.

And paying him back was the right thing to do.



I had a roomate in college at VT who ran up our phone bill (late 80's) and owed me like $900 for 2 months. He couldnt pay and ended up leaving over it. I wanted to make him pay so bad but he never offered.

[Gutter]

Oh my bad then. Lets just act like I never posted about that.

And paying him back was the right thing to do..

its cool....much of the details have been forgotten about. its been a while since then.

[jimmyolsenblues]

I dropped my kids off at school and didn't come home for two days.
They went into the system and the grandfather got custody.
I never got custody back.

[CountryBob]

I dropped my kids off at school and didn't come home for two days.
They went into the system and the grandfather got custody.
I never got custody back.

Woah!

[TripleSkeet]

I dropped my kids off at school and didn't come home for two days.
They went into the system and the grandfather got custody.
I never got custody back.

Wow.

[Dude!]

I dropped my kids off at school and didn't come home for two days.
They went into the system and the grandfather got custody.
I never got custody back.

wow...you make Gutter
look like Prince Valiant

[Earlshog]

I dropped my kids off at school and didn't come home for two days.
They went into the system and the grandfather got custody.
I never got custody back.

must be awkward at Thanksgiving dinner...

[Duke]

hit an autistic kid with my car...but to be fair...he ran into my car

[DOHO@HOME]

thought the Red Sox's would make the playoff's:furious:

[newport king]

in 8th grade, there were a couple kids that legit were 17 years old by graduation time. (1 of which is a teacher now) i was good friends with one of them, and i had a pretty cute girlfriend at the time. well with the older friend the whole peer pressure of "dude did u fuck her yet?" finally i had had enough and just flat out lied.

Of course it got around, i couldn't imagine being in her shoes. what a shitty thing to do, especially when she sat me down and told me she WANTED to have sex, but i was such a pussy, in reality i was too scared to even feel her up. (at one point she physically had to grab my hand and put it on her tit)

And part 2 of that story is my friend Scott, the one who was older at the time, is now quasi-homeless in Jersey City. I see him from time to time, he even once asked me for 5 bucks so he can take the bus, he didn't even recognize me, and i pretended not to recognize him, but i did, and i kept it moving. Also a shitty thing to do.

[newport king]

Also like sophmore year in High School, one of my friends got kicked off the football team, but he still had the jersey, so one saturday we hit the A&P

Him in his full Bayonne High School uniform, with a jar with a "Support BHS Football" sign

I was more of a stoner type, but i did however have a cousin who had cancer (the cancer had gone into remission years earlier, and he's healthy and happy now) But i got a picture of him, taped it around a jar with a "Help find a Cure/To help pay medical costs"

No one really looks at what they're giving to.

Me and my buddy scored about 150 dollars in about 3 short hours worth of work. All proceeds went to a dimebag, 2 40's of OE, and 2 22's of Cisco, and a few cartons of smokes.

I just reread everything i typed, while im laughing at the memory, what a piece of shit thing to do.

[CountryBob]

Went out looking for coyote's one night when I was shitfaced on my buddy's farm. Thought I had spot-lighted a pack of them and shot the biggest one with a deer rifle. The others were running around the dead one and would stop and stare back into the bright light. I ended up shooting 5 of them - they wouldnt run away. I was so happy with my elimination of so many bad predators but when I went up to where they were laying dead -I had shot a momma fox and 4 kits.
Even though a fox is a predator - I never have had any problems with them and would have never shot any of them. Should have seen how cute those kits were - I regret that.

[Chigworthy]

Went out looking for coyote's one night when I was shitfaced on my buddy's farm. Thought I had spot-lighted a pack of them and shot the biggest one with a deer rifle. The others were running around the dead one and would stop and stare back into the bright light. I ended up shooting 5 of them - they wouldnt run away. I was so happy with my elimination of so many bad predators but when I went up to where they were laying dead -I had shot a momma fox and 4 kits.
Even though a fox is a predator - I never have had any problems with them and would have never shot any of them. Should have seen how cute those kits were - I regret that.

You've never seen an entire chicken flock massacred by foxes? Regardless, due to my residency in CA, I am conditioned to think of you as a babykiller from now on. What you've done is actually worse than homicide because animals are so much better than people.

[sailor]

Friends don't let friends hunt drunk.

[Jujubees2]

Friends don't let friends hunt drunk.

People don't kill, Guns don't kill, drunk people with guns kill

[CountryBob]

I once pulled up a scat site to see what it looked like when a girl pooped. Unfortunately, she did it on a plate and a guy ate it.

That was all that I needed to fuel my curiosity - :flush:

[Earlshog]

I once pulled up a scat site to see what it looked like when a girl pooped. Unfortunately, she did it on a plate and a guy ate it.

That was all that I needed to fuel my curiosity - :flush:

starvin!

[narc]

I emptied a half full milkshake from Johnny Rockets into a mailbox.
The same year, I knowingly doused a girl on the sidewalk with my car with rain puddles. Strangely enough, someone had done the same thing to me about a month before.

[TripleSkeet]

The entire winter of 1994 me and 3 friends did drive by eggings at night. The one guy was alot older and had alot of money. We would go to Wawa, by about 30 dozen eggs each night, and hed drive around while wed hit people with them.

I know its horrible but I have to say it was some of the funniest shit Ive ever seen. I mean we would BURY people. Besides random 1 eggers on people walking down the street, we would drive fast and launch 5 or 6 into those little booths where people wait for the bus, or launch whole dozens up into crowds of people waiting to get into clubs. Some seriously awful but hilarious shit.

[smiler grogan]

The stupidest thing I ever did was what we called pie swinging.

You need a spool of fishing line and 1 Hostess Blueberry pie.

We would find a busy section of any road and throw the spool end of the fishing line over a crossing cable. Then we tied the line around the pie and pulled it up so it was windshield height. You can either leave it hanging and the car smacks right into it or you hide in the woods and when a car is coming you try to time it so it swings out at the right moment and kersplat!

Needless to say we were extremely lucky that no one ever got into an accident. A blue covered windshield is a thing of beauty though.

[StanUpshaw]

Why not just throw it, for fucks sake?

[smiler grogan]

Part of the fun was the planning and execution I guess.

[keithy_19]

Why did it have to be blueberry?

[disneyspy]

Why did it have to be blueberry?

because he's a stand alone fruit

[keithy_19]

because he's a stand alone fruit

:lol:

[smiler grogan]

:clap:because he's a stand alone fruit

[smiler grogan]

Why did it have to be blueberry?

We assumed it would cover the windshield the best.

[TripleSkeet]

We assumed it would cover the windshield the best.

A Hostess pie? Youre lucky it didnt just break it.

[StanUpshaw]

A Hostess pie? Youre lucky it didnt just break it.

Probably microwaved it for 12 seconds.

[hyperspace]

did a session with a dominatrix while being dressed up like a girl i was one ugly bitch!