Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/13/11 - The things we did and didn't do

[realmenhatelife]

Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

You're friends are waiting (http://tinychat.com/spynetwork)

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Two for Tuesday, gay impresario and former half of the most talented gay couple in indie rock Stephen Merrits band The Magnetic Fields.

[disneyspy]

MAHABONE BUDDAYS!!

http://images.askmen.com/photos/keeley-hazell/39696.jpg


Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

You're friends are waiting (http://tinychat.com/spynetwork)

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its medication time and today i'm prescribing 4 hours of ron and fez

[CountryBob]

:bye:

[disneyspy]

still in in the eliminator pool at 202friends

[realmenhatelife]

Tom Brady put a bit salty shoe deep in my ass.

[IamFogHat]

Well hi there buddays.

[disneyspy]

Tom Brady put a bit salty shoe deep in my ass.

i went to sleep at half time laughing cuz sailor has hernandez at TE and brady wasnt throwing to him,then i guess that bitch brady decided to fuck me in the 2nd half and i lost by 2 sticking points

[CountryBob]

CountryBob's Rednecks - win
Diseneys Champs - loss

Nice!

[Rhah]

Glad I didn't sit Welker. Who's #1 in the league?

I should just retire now.

[realmenhatelife]

i went to sleep at half time laughing cuz sailor has hernandez at TE and brady wasnt throwing to him,then i guess that bitch brady decided to fuck me in the 2nd half and i lost by 2 sticking points

I was up by 20 and wound up losing by 15, I kept checking my phone app watching his points shoot up thinking "uh oh, 12 points at half time, that isn't good." Atleast I can feel better about having no kicker last week.

[CountryBob]

I had the lowest scoring average for the teams that won - I'm gonna be toast before long....

[Gutter]

Morning buddays. weekend in Montreal was sick. good to be back. how was the show on Friday/Monday?

[disneyspy]

I had the lowest scoring average for the teams that won - I'm gonna be toast before long....

i'm offering cruel circus fitzpatrick at QB so if he trades me his shitty RB he wont be low score again

[disneyspy]

Morning buddays. weekend in Montreal was sick. good to be back. how was the show on Friday/Monday?

did you have mono?

[disneyspy]

Glad I didn't sit Welker. Who's #1 in the league?

I should just retire now.

theres 6 #1s in the league

[Rhah]

theres 6 #1s in the league

Why am I listed first then? Oh that's right, points scored...

scoreboard.

[disneyspy]

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[Gutter]

did you have mono?

uhhhhhmmmm wha?


nevermind....i get it....and thats just awful.

[realmenhatelife]

i'm offering cruel circus fitzpatrick at QB so if he trades me his shitty RB he wont be low score again

Wait until next week you dick.

[disneyspy]

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Terrence-Howard-bleeped.mp3

[disneyspy]

Why am I listed first then? Oh that's right, points scored...

scoreboard.

thats ok,theres only ONE #1 in our pickem league 10-2-4,read it and weep

[realmenhatelife]

When they plugged they were playing it twice this weekend and considering that it's Kathleen Madigan and seriously who gives a shit, I was really hopeful they wouldn't be playing it during show hours this week.

[Dell]

thats ok,theres only ONE #1 in our pickem league 10-2-4,read it and weep

moaning buddays...:bye:

I must have gotten in the wrong "pickem" league...Mine only lists wins and I had 12...

27 skcirdell 1, skcirdell 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 99.3

[CountryBob]

Who's his guy? Not sure I know him...

[Gutter]

Who's his guy? Not sure I know him...

Bill Bailey. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bailey

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, who complained about small flags? that was a joke from yesterday that we're not treating as fact?

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I must have gotten in the wrong "pickem" league...Mine only lists wins and I had 12...

27 skcirdell 1, skcirdell 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 99.3

ya we play in the real league with the spread,not some sissy no spread league

[CountryBob]

Amazing that I have never heard of or seen this dude before.
No wonder I find this boring

[sailor]

A4? Fuckin' brit.

[JessRabbit35]

Amazing that I have never heard of or seen this dude before.
No wonder I find this boring

What have I missed? Who is this dude?

[realmenhatelife]

Talking Heads are the only band that hasn't gotten back together despite all the money they're leaving out there? I'll break the news to The Smiths.

[Manning, Esq.]

Moe Nin

BB: "I bet [Ozzie] doesn't even know it's a bus."

HA!

[disneyspy]

What have I missed? Who is this dude?

hey did you have sex with a drunk blonde guy in the pleasure island parking lot in like 92 or 93?

[Gutter]

Jeeeezzzzus, he's on the comedy channel too.

[JessRabbit35]

hey did you have sex with a drunk blonde guy in the pleasure island parking lot in like 92 or 93?

Why? Was that you?

[disneyspy]

Why? Was that you?

if you worked at the studios as jessica rabbit and met a guy from the magic kingdom,i honestly lost your name and number,i deffinately would have called you

[JessRabbit35]

if you worked at the studios as jessica rabbit and met a guy from the magic kingdom,i honestly lost your name and number,i deffinately would have called you

butthole

[Gutter]

HAHAHAHAHA

"we went from throwin a baseball to turkeys are gross when they're alive"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

what in GODS name is he talking about? hahaha.....

fez: I hate when its thanksgiving time and President Fez would have to go out to the baseball mound and pardon a turkey.


WTF? hahaha

[sailor]

if you worked at the studios as jessica rabbit and met a guy from the magic kingdom,i honestly lost your name and number,i deffinately would have called you

More believable if you threw in your alzheimers.

[Gutter]

if you worked at the studios as jessica rabbit and met a guy from the magic kingdom,i honestly lost your name and number,i deffinately would have called you

Desperation is a stinky cologne Diz.

[disneyspy]

More believable if you threw in your alzheimers.

well now sure but 20 years ago...

[disneyspy]

Desperation is a stinky cologne Diz.

you must not have alot of visitors in your cubicle

[Gutter]

you must not have alot of visitors in your cubicle

you forgot to add the "tssss tsss" at the end of that zinger chip.

[Gutter]

Phil Rivers is a dick. so glad the Giants got rid of him.

[Manning, Esq.]

Buddays said that Marino wasn't the greatest, especially because he didn't get a ring. The caller said, "On that logic, Ted Williams stunk."

Hold on, there, dummy. No one said DM sucked; just he wasn't the greatest. Plus, until today, I would have always stuck up for Teddy Ballgame. I guess that's over since the first Google image to come up for "Ted Williams" is:

http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/135/230x306/135801_ted-williams-the-homeless-man-with-the-golden-voice.jpg

Incidentally, if the character ever needs an actor, it's gotta be Jay Chandrasekhar.

[disneyspy]

you forgot to add the "tssss tsss" at the end of that zinger chip.

ha! sorrey i'm multitasking that chick is texting me way too much,its distracting me from whats important,the show and fucking with my friends that i actually have something in common with

[Gutter]

ha! sorrey i'm multitasking that chick is texting me way too much,its distracting me from whats important,the show and fucking with my friends that i actually have something in common with

who jessica rabbit? you fulfilling some 8 year old fantasy from watching that movie....oh wait...that's right....I was about that age when it was new....you were in your 30's already. tsss tsss.

[Manning, Esq.]

I don't think Fezzie understands "sour grapes:"

Oh, boo hoo, Lilly didn't get in the pool ... sour grapes.

[disneyspy]

ya she's like a sour albanian or sumpthin tsss ssss

[sailor]

Wait, no one considers phil rivers in the conversation of best current qb's?

[Gutter]

Wait, no one considers phil rivers in the conversation of best current qb's?

only ppl who still put tony romo in that category after the game he had against the jets.

[disneyspy]

i already forwarded these songs to loiueck and he already thanked sleeves for them

[Manning, Esq.]

Louie's so funny - FaLaLaLa La.

Go Sleeves!

[JessRabbit35]

who jessica rabbit? you fulfilling some 8 year old fantasy from watching that movie....oh wait...that's right....I was about that age when it was new....you were in your 30's already. tsss tsss.

You must think that 35 is my age. Wrong. tsss tsss

[disneyspy]

only ppl who still put tony romo in that category after the game he had against the jets.

to quote miss rabbit "butthole"

[LeedsJr]

Wait, no one considers phil rivers in the conversation of best current qb's?

No.

[Gutter]

You must think that 35 is my age. Wrong. tsss tsss

well true....i suppose you'd be the same age as Diz. carry on.

[Manning, Esq.]

One of the bestest pranks is the fake scratch off. Awhile ago I bought a handfull, and dropped them on the sidewalk at my stoop. Priceless!

[Gutter]

to quote miss rabbit "butthole"

even you have to admit at this point that its time for the Cowboys to start looking at other options....I have no idea who they have in the lower strings at QB, but they better start grooming someone quick. how many snaps you gonna let him botch before cowboy fans start clamoring for a change? dude sucks under pressure.

[disneyspy]

even you have to admit at this point that its time for the Cowboys to start looking at other options....I have no idea who they have in the lower strings at QB, but they better start grooming someone quick. how many snaps you gonna let him botch before cowboy fans start clamoring for a change? dude sucks under pressure.

i agree,he's a choker,they have this kid from TEXAS A&M thats been on the bench for 2 years that needs to come in but he makes like 30 million less a year

[sailor]

No.

He's always the the convo.

[disneyspy]

He's always the the convo.

hey stutter boy,dont be so nervous,just spit it out

[sailor]

Etiquette for houseguests: buy a bed.

[disneyspy]

i like the way magazines look on my coffee table,i get PLAYBOY,ESQUIRE,SI and GQ

anybuddayelse here get mags?

[Manning, Esq.]

i like the way magazines look on my coffee table,i get PLAYBOY,ESQUIRE,SI and GQ

anybuddayelse here get mags?

Nah. Though, I don't have the Encyclopedia Britannica volumes all in a row, either.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

just peeking in while im on lunch

[disneyspy]

sounds like wellhellotheresailor is tweeting

[sailor]

sounds like wellhellotheresailor is tweeting

Ha, just heard that. And no "there."

[CountryBob]

i like the way magazines look on my coffee table,i get PLAYBOY,ESQUIRE,SI and GQ

anybuddayelse here get mags?

American Deer Hunter, Step-Sister Monthly and Farm Animals Annual

[CountryBob]

hey buddays :bye:

just peeking in while im on lunch

Hi Misti - :bye:

[disneyspy]

sleeves just put up 3 more loiue songs http://radioghost.com/?p=1583

[CountryBob]

Mother Fucking Johnny Cash!

[Misteriosa]

at this point, ive heard more commercials than the damned show :-(

[Dell]

even you have to admit at this point that its time for the Cowboys to start looking at other options....I have no idea who they have in the lower strings at QB, but they better start grooming someone quick. how many snaps you gonna let him botch before cowboy fans start clamoring for a change? dude sucks under pressure.

I hope they play Romo for another 10 years or so...

[Manning, Esq.]

hey buddays :bye:

just peeking in while im on lunch

G'day Emmosa!

[disneyspy]

I hope they play Romo for another 10 years or so...

go to hell

[CountryBob]

I still randomly say " Tell em about the discount Harry"

The comemrcials are usually burned into my memory - and I have not even come close to buying anything that is advertised here

[CountryBob]

I hope they play Romo for another 10 years or so...

go to hell

Haha!

[Dell]

i like the way magazines look on my coffee table,i get PLAYBOY,ESQUIRE,SI and GQ

anybuddayelse here get mags?

Wired, SI, Golf Digest, and Cigar Aficionado...

[Manning, Esq.]

I don't have any idea how old Nico is, but I think he was interning as early as 2008. So, how far removed from high school is he? I wouldn't dream of vacationing with a high school chum (ugh).

[CountryBob]

Come on down to Hicksville. We will have some BBQ< moonshine and listen to some local Bluegrass.


"You like to party?"
"Yes"
"You like drinking? You like fighting? You like fucking?"
"Yeah, sure"
"We'll come on over this weekend - the'll be alot of drinking, fighting and fucking at my place."
"Who all's going to be there?"
"Just me and you!"

[disneyspy]

Come on down to Hicksville. We will have some BBQ< moonshine and listen to some local Bluegrass.


"You like to party?"
"Yes"
"You like drinking? You like fighting? You like fucking?"
"Yeah, sure"
"We'll come on over this weekend - the'll be alot of drinking, fighting and fucking at my place."
"Who all's going to be there?"
"Just me and you!"

copied and pasted from an IM between dell and c-bob

[Misteriosa]

i like the way magazines look on my coffee table,i get PLAYBOY,ESQUIRE,SI and GQ

anybuddayelse here get mags?

mental floss

[Gutter]

I hope they play Romo for another 10 years or so...

hahaha....true.....i think his contract is only good until 2013, but if they trade him he gets paid until 2016 or some weird shit like that. my guess is they'll keep him at least till then so they can avoid paying someone who isn't on the cowboys.

[disneyspy]

one of my best friends won a week to austin for being top saleman,i asked what did 2nd place get,2 weeks?

[Manning, Esq.]

Come on down to Hicksville.

Generally, I think it's a great idea. Everyone should partake in a Hicksville vacation at least once. He continues to say "immerse," and I can;t think of a more interesting point of geographic America than Hicksville, or similar. There are very few places, even in remote mountainous areas, where you can;t find good music, good food, and partying.

[realmenhatelife]

Ugh, the blues and jazz both suck.

[disneyspy]

mental floss

i thought that was a joke and to my surprise that mag actually exists,google is my friend

[Gutter]

i like the way magazines look on my coffee table,i get PLAYBOY,ESQUIRE,SI and GQ

anybuddayelse here get mags?

Game Informer

[Dell]

copied and pasted from an IM between dell and c-bob

rude and rude...

[CountryBob]

one of my best friends won a week to austin for being top saleman,i asked what did 2nd place get,2 weeks?

Cha Ching! Take my wife - please!

No seriously, I have been to Austin and am going back next month. I highly recommend that town. The live music is unbelievable!

[CountryBob]

We have a really cool music festival in my town this weekend - Rythem and Roots Reunion.

The down town is shut down and the streets quartered off - you can drink beer, smoke your grass and piss in the alley if you want.

[Dell]

Cha Ching! Take my wife - please!

No seriously, I have been to Austin and am going back next month. I highly recommend that town. The live music is unbelievable!

been to Austin twice and had a blast both time..."keep it weird"

[Misteriosa]

oh dear.. i just had a cowoker ask me out :o

poor guy.

[JessRabbit35]

I love Savannah, but I meet Lady Chablis in Augusta.

[disneyspy]

my town is only good for pie and ice cream and i guess the local wineries,never did the tasters thing

[Gutter]

Rons right.....just got back....hot chicks everywhere in Montreal. hottest chicks ever.

[Misteriosa]

I love Savannah, but I meet Lady Chablis in Augusta.

http://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/media_content/m-513.jpg

[disneyspy]

oh dear.. i just had a cowoker ask me out :o

poor guy.

when he starts making more money he may have better luck tssss ssssss

[Gutter]

oh dear.. i just had a cowoker ask me out :o

poor guy.

ouch. did you tell him you had to alphabetize your sock drawer?

[A.J.]

oh dear.. i just had a cowoker ask me out :o

poor guy.

How do you say "Let's just be friends" in Latin?

[CountryBob]

oh dear.. i just had a cowoker ask me out :o

poor guy.

Send him down to me in HR - I will tell him where he went wrong :smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

Arcade Fire, the only boring fire you've ever seen.

[CountryBob]

Haha - Fez picking the San Fran trip!

[CountryBob]

I would LOVE to have a hooker for this weekend - Pretty Woman this fucker up.

[Manning, Esq.]

Send him down to me in HR - I will tell him where he went wrong :smoke:

He didn't wait until Misti was a direct report? "C'mon hunee, a coupla sumthin-er-others for Tat, y'know. "

[CountryBob]

He will fix you some pancakes - miss Dave Chappell


Dollywood? Haha - I live an hour from that shit and its fucking hokey

[disneyspy]

I would LOVE to have a hooker for this weekend - Pretty Woman this fucker up.

i'll send the american gigalo guy right over

[Manning, Esq.]

I would LOVE to have a hooker for this weekend - Pretty Woman this fucker up.

Weekend marathon:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510W7QMCVYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Gutter]

Haha - Fez picking the San Fran trip!

shocking.

[disneyspy]

Weekend marathon:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510W7QMCVYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

my weekend marathon will be star wars on bluray

[Misteriosa]

How do you say "Let's just be friends" in Latin?

if i had said that in latin, he prolly would have liked me more for it :o

eta: i believe its "simus amicos", if im using the subjunctive form of the verb "to be" correctly.

[disneyspy]

latin latin
smooth as satin
open the pueta
and let the cat in

[Manning, Esq.]

my weekend marathon will be star wars on bluray

I asked someone last night without a reliable answer: Beginning with the first VHS iteration of Star Wars , meaning the OG movie, how many times could you have purchased a home video version by now, including this, yet another pick-pocket by Lucas?

[JessRabbit35]

Nova Scotia has weed and Trailer Park Boys. I'm there:smoke:

[disneyspy]

I asked someone last night without a reliable answer: Beginning with the first VHS iteration of Star Wars , meaning the OG movie, how many times could you have purchased a home video version by now, including this, yet another pick-pocket by Lucas?

well blowhard,technology keep getting better san dimas high school football rules!

[CountryBob]

Nova Scotia has weed and Trailer Park Boys. I'm there:smoke:

Jump on over to Newfoundland and hook up with Donnie Dumphy while your up there.

[disneyspy]

this is how much i love BEST BUY,going there after the show to get THOR on bluray,setting my alarm clock for 10 til midnight to get in on the online premium silver member sale(getting a 1080i projector) going back friday to get STAR WARS and another bluray player

[CountryBob]

this is how much i love BEST BUY,going there after the show to get THOR on bluray,setting my alarm clock for 10 til midnight to get in on the online premium silver member sale(getting a 1080i projector) going back friday to get STAR WARS and another bluray player

Damn - for someone worried about their job future - you sure are throwing around the greenbacks on usless stuff

[disneyspy]

Damn - for someone worried about their job future - you sure are throwing around the greenbacks on usless stuff

if you have too much in the bank they wont let you have food stamps

[JessRabbit35]

Jump on over to Newfoundland and hook up with Donnie Dumphy while your up there.

I love that dumbass Donnie

[Misteriosa]

if you have too much in the bank they wont let you have food stamps

^ this

[CountryBob]

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Been awhile

[disneyspy]

new mexico was the weekend vacation land for my family growing up,fuckin beutiful

[CountryBob]

Amazing what a sheltered place I live in - I only know 1 Jewish person and he lives in DC.

[Manning, Esq.]

Been awhile

They're/He's wheelie, wheelie good, eh?

[Misteriosa]

Amazing what a sheltered place I live in - I only know 1 Jewish person and he lives in DC.

my boss is a jew, but he's one of those not very jew-y ones. does that even count?

[Misteriosa]

i'd love to go to iceland :wub:

[disneyspy]

jaguars and gators,oh sign me up!

[Manning, Esq.]

i'd love to go to iceland :wub:

Dunno. Despite it being visually and culturally most attractive, and of course being home to the most excellent j-umlauted songstress, you have to be aware of the crime. For example, in 2005, there were 3 homicides, plus a manslaughter!!!

[Misteriosa]

well.. .back to work. :down:

later buddays

[CountryBob]

Adios Amiga! :bye:

[CountryBob]

I'm just one off the lead in that pickem league

[CountryBob]

Austin will win this shit!

[CountryBob]

Will there be a shocker?

[CountryBob]

This is exciting!

[CountryBob]

I just cant handle the stress!

[CountryBob]

7IAR - what what?

[disneyspy]

no austin,oh shit!

[Manning, Esq.]

Ooooo. Sorey.

http://crystalgraphics.imageserver1.com/thumb/1/small/18549?name=Dominoes-jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Fez has been pretty tight today. I thinkk he's going portland

[disneyspy]

7IAR - what what?

doesnt count cuz you said 7iar in your 7th post,what a maroon!

[CountryBob]

Mork and Mindy live in Boulder

[Manning, Esq.]

Portland & Boulder: Two awesome cities. But, the Big CO takes Nico's tourism dollars.

[CountryBob]

doesnt count cuz you said 7iar in your 7th post,what a maroon!

:down: I never win

[disneyspy]

Portland & Boulder: Two awesome cities. But, the Big CO takes Nico's tourism dollars.

i think portland would be a cool place to visit and even live,colorado is just too wierd

[CountryBob]

I'd like to play some golf in CO - high altitude might give me another 25 yards on my drives

[realmenhatelife]

i think portland would be a cool place to visit and even live,colorado is just too wierd

Portlands whole schtick is that its weird.

[Misteriosa]

my supervisor just came over to apologize for the intern asking me out. she said that he expressed his interest in me and she suggested he ask me out.

i fucking work with my grandmother :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

Portlands whole schtick is that its weird.

but they dont have balloon boys or jean benets or fake kobe rapists accusers or...

[disneyspy]

my supervisor just came over to apologize for the intern asking me out. she said that he expressed his interest in me and she suggested he ask me out.

i fucking work with my grandmother :wallbash:

crazed just called the show to ask about you! tell nanaa to listen in

[IamFogHat]

Dudefest is making me queasy.

[CountryBob]

my supervisor just came over to apologize for the intern asking me out. she said that he expressed his interest in me and she suggested he ask me out.

i fucking work with my grandmother :wallbash:

I guess he wants to earn you money or sumphin...tsss tsss.....

[Gutter]

hahaha he can't really say "agenda" hahahahahaha

[Manning, Esq.]

Agenda Twos before Ones;
Caus' you know there's the ones;
Who puts poison in the well;
Give 'em hell;
With the ones and ....

Alright Already!!

[disneyspy]

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[IamFogHat]

You can never stop the ones and the twos.

[CountryBob]

Make your own shit - so nobody will fuck with it.

Not a bad line :smoke:

[Manning, Esq.]

Crazed. The best regular caller who can fall asleep while in studio.

[realmenhatelife]

my supervisor just came over to apologize for the intern asking me out. she said that he expressed his interest in me and she suggested he ask me out.

i fucking work with my grandmother :wallbash:
Ha, it was an intern? Atleast you know you're grabbing the eye of the young twinks.

[IamFogHat]

Crazed: Ronnie, you're too much.
:lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

And that's the end of my post.

Donk.

C'Ya!!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one,pecker should quit makin out with zito,gutter might get jealous,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Gutter]

alright buddays,have a good one,pecker should quit makin out with zito,gutter might get jealous,have a good one

C'YA!!

he can make out with whoever while he's got mono.

[CountryBob]

I'll be getting a haircut and mowing the yard this evening if any of you all need me....

:bye: