Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/2/11 - Día de los Muertos

[realmenhatelife]

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Why don't we lend a hand to lil Stanley Mac this morning (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)

Pick yourself up a Davey Mac t-shirt (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)

Wanna meet up for the hoildays? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91246)

And by the way, what is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

http://www.theinterrobang.com/
http://tinychat.com/ronfez

[disneyspy]

gooooooooooood morning ronfez.net!

my name is disneyspy and i want us to be friends so hi buddays

[disneyspy]

hot dead chicks!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002024883/1342286582_amy_winehouse_dead_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

[disneyspy]

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[Gutter]

Buddays.

ICHIBANG: If you're in western Washington, try not to get blowd up while smokin your refers.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45128660/ns/local_news-seattle_wa/#.TrFXfvRnFgE

“We don’t want this reefer going down the road and exploding next to a mom and her kids.”

[disneyspy]

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[Gutter]

Spy, please tell me THAT chick isn't dead.

[CountryBob]

I like the direction this thread is going.....

[disneyspy]

http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2008/08/10134,xcitefun-hot-body-5.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Ichiwhatever: Zooey Deschenal and Ben Gibbard split, proving the theory that no girl is hot enough when she also happens to be vegan with a gluten and soy allergy.

[Misteriosa]

hello

[Misteriosa]

i always confuse zoey dechannel (s?) and katy perry with each other.

[disneyspy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Farrah_Fawcett_iconic_pinup_1976.jpg

[disneyspy]

i always confuse zoey dechannel (s?) and katy perry with each other.

RACIST!

[A.J.]

i always confuse zoey dechannel (s?) and katy perry with each other.

I always put them together....in my dreams.

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

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[Dell]

moaning budays...:bye:

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[Misteriosa]

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[disneyspy]

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[Dell]

oops...just got the header

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tRRSWeXGJzY/TKga6GWPRrI/AAAAAAAAAtA/iwVfibdDbRE/s1600/ElizabethTaylor_SexEducation.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkuxzvxBlX1qix3ljo1_500.gif

[Gutter]

Ichiwhatever: Zooey Deschenal and Ben Gibbard split, proving the theory that no girl is hot enough when she also happens to be vegan with a gluten and soy allergy.

actually, she has so many food allergies she couldn't be a vegan and had to give that up too.

[disneyspy]

oops pge 1 is done

[Dell]

is this site ridiculously slow for anyone else?

gonna reboot...post wiff ya soon

[disneyspy]

is this site ridiculously slow for anyone else?

gonna reboot...post wiff ya soon
coulda been all those damn pics and gifs on the first page

[realmenhatelife]

actually, she has so many food allergies she couldn't be a vegan and had to give that up too.

Well, whatever she is she's un-marryable.

[disneyspy]

man i went to the store today and they were setting up their christmans shit,UNBELIEVABLE!

[Misteriosa]

man i went to the store today and they were setting up their christmans shit,UNBELIEVABLE!

you mean they actually had the restraint to wait until AFTER halloween? you are a lucky one. they have had christmas stuff in the stores here since september :dry:

[disneyspy]

you mean they actually had the restraint to wait until AFTER halloween? you are a lucky one. they have had christmas stuff in the stores here since september :dry:

those occupiers need to protest that shit

[CountryBob]

Ho Ho Ho - Merry .... blah :thumbdown:

[Dell]

I'm into Homeland...this site is slow as molasses!

[CountryBob]

Hardees has great hamburgers now...

[disneyspy]

I'm into Homeland...this site is slow as molasses!

i'm not havin any problems,what are you on,the redskins internet provider?

[Misteriosa]

i wish we had a chik-fil-a around here. that shit is so good. its one of the few things i look forward to when i drive down to florida.

[CountryBob]

I'm into Homeland...this site is slow as molasses!

Whaadddaaa ya gonna do?

Must be your connection - its blazing fast here at work.... and it goes to the UK and back before I get it on my screen!

[Misteriosa]

and as far as wawa goes, they have some tasty iced tea.

[CountryBob]

i wish we had a chik-fil-a around here. that shit is so good. its one of the few things i look forward to when i drive down to florida.

YES! We have had only one in the mall here but it is just a pain in the ass to get to. They just opened a stand alone Chik-Fil-a and you can t get in there.

Waffle fries rule!

[disneyspy]

if i was native american i would go to wawa and make alot of tea pee

[CountryBob]

That just sounds mean

[Misteriosa]

wtf is this shit?

[CountryBob]

if i was native american i would go to wawa and make alot of tea pee

I hate to laugh at this but this struck me as funny! :lol:

[disneyspy]

wtf is this shit?

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[Warren Peace]

wtf is this shit?

Texas judge beats his 16-year old daughter with cerebral palsy because she was illegally downloading music off the internet.

[CountryBob]

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Why was this filmed? And who leaked it? and... maybe I should be listening better

[disneyspy]

wow this shit is disturbing

[Misteriosa]

Texas judge beats his 16-year old daughter with cerebral palsy because she was illegally downloading music off the internet.

and shit like this is why i have a job. :annoyed:

listening to this actually made me tear up. :glurps: im taking a knee on this.

[disneyspy]

looks like she had her webcam on and someone recorded it

[CountryBob]

I am all about discipline but that goes too far in my book.

I'd like to answer that girls call and beat the shit out of her father, and hire a chick to beat the mother up too.

Fight violence with more violence - is what I say

[Gutter]

did Ron and Fez get dark today>? what the fuck was that horrid clip?

[Gutter]

i wish we had a chik-fil-a around here. that shit is so good. its one of the few things i look forward to when i drive down to florida.

We've got em all over Jersey.

[disneyspy]

did Ron and Fez get dark today>? what the fuck was that horrid clip?

i pasted it on the last page,its pretty sick,if i had know how bad it was i wouldnt have pasted it

[CountryBob]

There's that word again - Foley operator. I have heard this twice this week and that something you just dont hear too often.....

[Gutter]

i pasted it on the last page,its pretty sick,if i had know how bad it was i wouldnt have pasted it

Yea, I'm glad I missed the last however long that was. That shit is disturbing. that's way over board.

[Misteriosa]

There's that word again - Foley operator. I have heard this twice this week and that something you just dont hear too often.....

yeah. those are the people who record those everyday sounds for use in filmmaking like hard shoes on the pavement or a door closing, etc

[disneyspy]

Yea, I'm glad I missed the last however long that was. That shit is disturbing. that's way over board.

their only half way thru it...

[Gutter]

their only half way thru it...

fucking shit.

[Misteriosa]

and i will say, just hearing this girl get hit can be SUCH a ptsd trigger for sufferers of abuse.

[disneyspy]

my dad had a big thick belt that i saw but was never hit with but that thing gave me nightmares

[CountryBob]

YEah - he wasnt teaching a lesson by inforcing punishment. He was asserting his dominance and I bet he gets off on it a bit....

Probably went and grudge fucked the mom right after his rage

[Misteriosa]

this goes way past spanking.

[CountryBob]

and i will say, just hearing this girl get hit can be SUCH a ptsd trigger for sufferers of abuse.

I am kinda seeing a chick that has PTSD really bad from sexual abuse when she was 9. It is really tough to get her intimate and have a great love making session when she dosent freak out a lot. She wants to but it is hard for her - I feel so bad for her....:glurps:

[Misteriosa]

I am kinda seeing a chick that has PTSD really bad from sexual abuse when she was 9. It is really tough to get her intimate and have a great love making session when she dosent freak out a lot. She wants to but it is hard for her - I feel so bad for her....:glurps:

and i bet she went thru a lot of fucked up shit with people taking advantage of her before she could even start to discover what a normal sexual relationship should be. thats usually the pattern.

[CountryBob]

and i bet she went thru a lot of fucked up shit with people taking advantage of her before she could even start to discover what a normal sexual relationship should be. thats usually the pattern.

BINGO! that's her track record with getting taken advantage of by boyfriends past.
I have really tried to help her with dealing with people for the past year or so and she has gotten her life so much better together. I take full credit :king:

[Gutter]

I do wish we could see a video of young Ron hitting the deck after one shot, ever so careful to not get any cigar ash on his long overcoat.

[realmenhatelife]

I wonder if this judge is up for reelection in Texas and thats why the video is making the rounds.

[Zorro]

This is how they say I love you in Saudi Arabia

[CountryBob]

But isnt the girl disabled and possible mentally?

[LeedsJr]

To quote Stan from South Park: "Dude, that is some fucked up shit right there!"

[Misteriosa]

BINGO! that's her track record with getting taken advantage of by boyfriends past.
I have really tried to help her with dealing with people for the past year or so and she has gotten her life so much better together. I take full credit :king:

good. dont make her regret trusting you. the possiblility of her becoming fully "normal" is gone. that was robbed from her by the creep who touched her. the most she can do is get as close as possible to it.

[A.J.]

this goes way past spanking.

Exactly. My Dad used the belt on us but that's when you REALLY fucked up. Plus he never dropped F-bombs in the middle of it. Trust me, a couple of whacks and the lesson was learned.

This guy is just an abusive asshole. He throws in verbal taunts on top of the physical stuff.

[CountryBob]

Bullshit? Really? It is his voice on the video and he would have nothing to gain by taking part in this.

[Gutter]

I love how ppl think its fake because the lights changed or something.

[Misteriosa]

Exactly. My Dad used the belt on us but that's when you REALLY fucked up. Plus he never dropped F-bombs in the middle of it. Trust me, a couple of whacks and the lesson was learned.

This guy is just an abusive asshole. He throws in verbal taunts on top of the physical stuff.

tell me she committed arson in an orphanage for kids with cancer or something on that magnitude. DL-ing music illegally should get you computer priviliges revoked.

[Gutter]

Bullshit? Really? It is his voice on the video and he would have nothing to gain by taking part in this.

yea, but there was a blip and then a piece of dust floated past the screen and the lights got dimmer, so its fake. :wallbash:

[CountryBob]

good. dont make her regret trusting you. the possiblility of her becoming fully "normal" is gone. that was robbed from her by the creep who touched her. the most she can do is get as close as possible to it.

It was her half brother and her parents covered it up and have never let her discuss it all of these years. Finally it has come out when that half brother showed up at her parents house and she exposed everything. She has been going through therapy with her mom and she has been doing really good trying to deal with her mom's denial, and un acceptance that it was so wrong. Such a shame

[Misteriosa]

Bullshit? Really? It is his voice on the video and he would have nothing to gain by taking part in this.

yeah, if this girl is acting, then she's really good, and that screaming is coming from some place very dark.

[Gutter]

Is the mother also involved in this too? I thought I heard her screaming to tell her daughter to assume the position.

[Misteriosa]

Is the mother also involved in this too? I thought I heard her screaming to tell her daughter to assume the position.

yup. she gave her a whack too.

[CountryBob]

Get em Fez! :clap:

[LeedsJr]

Get em Fez! :clap:

Yeah, this caller is as big an asshole as the parents in the video.

[CountryBob]

HAHA - Rons' gonna get the spoon!

[Misteriosa]

what set fez over were the words: insubordinate defiance

if that doesnt scream control issues...

[disneyspy]

HAHA - Rons' gonna get the spoon!

spoons a pu pu pu pu

i cant do it

[Warren Peace]

Young Fatty Pneumonia took his licks from the ladel.....literally

[CountryBob]

Damn - I love it when Ron can totally make me laugh out loud when I am pissed off over something... :smile:

[Gutter]

Yeah, this caller is as big an asshole as the parents in the video.

I'm expecting 90% of those calls are trolling. Trolling their god damn faces off or sumfin....like they took a buncha acid right?

[CountryBob]

I am not gonna listen to any more of this - early lunch now...

[LeedsJr]

Do we really have to listen to more of this??

[Zorro]

I love how ppl think its fake because the lights changed or something.

Quanspiracy?

[cstyles206]

he is up for re-election. someone started a facebook against his re-election.

[Misteriosa]

her whimpering cries are making my hairs stand on end. :glurps:

[CountryBob]

I did hear the Frogger line before I took my headphones off - haha Ron!

[Furtherman]

Shit, that's exactly how I got spanked with the belt when I was a kid. There was no cursing or psychological abuse, but that was standard procedure.

[disneyspy]

theres no way this is fake,why would he say the shit he is if it was just to be fake

[Gutter]

I think I know the mother......

THAT 'PUTER BOX IS THE DEBBBBIL!!!!!!

http://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kathy-bates-waterboy.jpg

[Manning, Esq.]

Cheers Peeps!

4 pph, huh? That puts us well past 12 before the Donk. I'm calling Sheriff Justice to get over here and slow things down.

[Misteriosa]

this video is up on gawker. they posted the summary that accompanied the video:

2004: Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the internet to acquire music and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father's backwards views. The judge's wife was emotionally abused herself and was severely manipulated into assisting the beating and should not be blamed for any content in this video. The judge's wife has since left the marriage due to the abuse, which continues to this day, and has sincerely apologized and repented for her part and for allowing such a thing, long before this video was even revealed to exist. Judge William Adams is not fit to be anywhere near the law system if he can't even exercise fit judgement as a parent himself. Do not allow this man to ever be re-elected again. His "judgement" is a giant farce. Signed, Hillary Adams, his daughter.

http://gawker.com/5855478/reddit-video-apparently-shows-texas-family-judge-beating-disabled-daughter

[disneyspy]

i grew up in texas and i resent that people think this is normal behavior there

[sailor]

Any mention of the French fire-bombing on the show yet?

[disneyspy]

Cheers Peeps!

4 pph, huh? That puts us well past 12 before the Donk. I'm calling Sheriff Justice to get over here and slow things down.

better slow down or i'll get out the camera!!

[Zorro]

these parents need a whupping for their potty mouths

[Manning, Esq.]

why would he say the shit he is if it was just to be fake

We should ask Jon.

http://snl.jt.org/caps/episode_sketches/1986-04-19-11.jpg

[disneyspy]

We should ask Jon.

http://snl.jt.org/caps/episode_sketches/1986-04-19-11.jpg

GENIOUS!!

[realmenhatelife]

It looks like he is up for reelection, which would explain the timing of the 7 year old video.

[Gutter]

It looks like he is up for reelection, which would explain the timing of the 7 year old video.

yea, he's in trouble. that vid went from 800 views to 225,000 in less than a day.

[zildjian361]

Buddays imiss ICP odditis somone thru it up here .NEVER HIT ONE OF MY 2 GIRLS.:smoke::drunk:

[disneyspy]

yea, he's in trouble. that vid went from 800 views to 225,000 in less than a day.

its 500,000 now

[Misteriosa]

this is turning out to be a week of emotional media for me. first one was reading carre otis's description of her rape. i felt sick to my stomach reading it. now its this video of this poor girl getting beaten. i wonder what else this week has in store...

[cstyles206]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dont-Re-Elect-Judge-William-Adams/217089511694481

[sailor]

Sure, you can't use being beaten as a kid as justification for beating your own kids, but that doesn't mean there's no relationship between the two. If you grow up with behavior you've got to be more likely to exhibit that same behavior. Like, if your parents cooked a particular style of food, there's obviously an increased likelihood of you serving the same food to your kids.

[Gutter]

this is turning out to be a week of emotional media for me. first one was reading carre otis's description of her rape. i felt sick to my stomach reading it. now its this video of this poor girl getting beaten. i wonder what else this week has in store...

I'm sure there's a house fire at an orphanage on its way.

[Misteriosa]

I'm sure there's a house fire at an orphanage on its way.

did you see it on Jezebel? holy crap, i wanted to cry. it made me totally feel like i was the one being violated. i would post the link, but then there would be awful jokes about jacking to the reading material or something. :thumbdown:

[CountryBob]

this is turning out to be a week of emotional media for me. first one was reading carre otis's description of her rape. i felt sick to my stomach reading it. now its this video of this poor girl getting beaten. i wonder what else this week has in store...


Spy's balls if we get to page12

[realmenhatelife]

this is turning out to be a week of emotional media for me. first one was reading carre otis's description of her rape. i felt sick to my stomach reading it. now its this video of this poor girl getting beaten. i wonder what else this week has in store...

Well, I dont know how to tell you this, but we did 5 pages in an hour, so there's a real shot you're gonna see Spy's balls today.

[Misteriosa]

Spy's balls if we get to page12

http://www.chrisflett.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/woman-screaming-in-shower.jpg

[CountryBob]

I need to go hang with Dr Steve and Gvac - since their so close

[disneyspy]

HA! gvac is on wierd medicine this week,i bet everything can be cured with a netipot

[CountryBob]

Haha! There's a little Pomerainian dog that came out of a check cashing place next to the liquor store. It squatted and dropped a load right in the parking lot and the dude didn't pick it up. Just minutes before someone steps in it. I'm on the edge of my seat with this live entertainment

[Gutter]

did you see it on Jezebel? holy crap, i wanted to cry. it made me totally feel like i was the one being violated. i would post the link, but then there would be awful jokes about jacking to the reading material or something. :thumbdown:

No i didn't. You mean the Otis' rape thing? Saw the headline, but haven't read the article yet.

[zildjian361]

get im BRUCE:smoke::drunk:

[Misteriosa]

No i didn't. Did that actually happen? I was just throwing it out there.

no no not the orphanage. i was talking about the carre otis story. sorry i didnt make that clear.

[DOHO@HOME]

this is turning out to be a week of emotional media for me. first one was reading carre otis's description of her rape. i felt sick to my stomach reading it. now its this video of this poor girl getting beaten. i wonder what else this week has in store...

Fez taking the stick?

[Gutter]

no no not the orphanage. i was talking about the carre otis story. sorry i didnt make that clear.

right right.....it clicked after I re-read so I edited my post.....I did see the headline but haven't read the article.

[deliciousV]

Howdy buddays! I overslept than got tied up running a batch to the dead chics on page 1, spill some for the sistas who ain't be here I always say, or I woulda been here sooner.

[CountryBob]

Cain will win hands down if he hands out Godfather pizzas for the next year

[CountryBob]

I find it takes much more perversion porn to get me off as I get older. Is there such a thing as getting de- sensitized to normal porn?

[disneyspy]

2004: Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the internet to acquire music and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father's backwards views. The judge's wife was emotionally abused herself and was severely manipulated into assisting the beating and should not be blamed for any content in this video. The judge's wife has since left the marriage due to the abuse, which continues to this day, and has sincerely apologized and repented for her part and for allowing such a thing, long before this video was even revealed to exist. Judge William Adams is not fit to be anywhere near the law system if he can't even exercise fit judgement as a parent himself. Do not allow this man to ever be re-elected again. His "judgement" is a giant farce. Signed, Hillary Adams, his daughter.
Category:
News & Politics
Tags:
judge william adams beat whip abuse daughter internet kazaa corrupt drugs
License:
Standard YouTube License

[realmenhatelife]

What is Godfather's pizza comprable to? Pizza hut, Dominos, Papa Johns? I dont think we have any around here. I've never eaten Little Cesar's either, but we do have one or two around.

[Misteriosa]

I find it takes much more perversion porn to get me off as I get older. Is there such a thing as getting de- sensitized to normal porn?

yes.

[Misteriosa]

2004: Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the internet to acquire music and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father's backwards views. The judge's wife was emotionally abused herself and was severely manipulated into assisting the beating and should not be blamed for any content in this video. The judge's wife has since left the marriage due to the abuse, which continues to this day, and has sincerely apologized and repented for her part and for allowing such a thing, long before this video was even revealed to exist. Judge William Adams is not fit to be anywhere near the law system if he can't even exercise fit judgement as a parent himself. Do not allow this man to ever be re-elected again. His "judgement" is a giant farce. Signed, Hillary Adams, his daughter.
Category:
News & Politics
Tags:
judge william adams beat whip abuse daughter internet kazaa corrupt drugs
License:
Standard YouTube License

i already posted this... SPY LOSES

[CountryBob]

I chose Carnival Lesbians over normal straight porn the other day. I dare wonder where this is going

[realmenhatelife]

I find it takes much more perversion porn to get me off as I get older. Is there such a thing as getting de- sensitized to normal porn?

Time for really passable trannies? Then in a few years, way less passable trannies.




Amanda Seyfried is now supposed to star in the Linda Lovelace bio. I feel like that will make Spy happy.

[CountryBob]

Wait - bieber is straight?

[Misteriosa]

umm if bieber's 17 and the lady's 20, does the lady become a pedophile?

oh nevermind, ronnie said it.

[Baby DEW Year]

Amanda Seyfried is now supposed to star in the Linda Lovelace bio. I feel like that will make Spy happy.

Why, is Spy playing Harry Reems?

[realmenhatelife]

I chose Carnival Lesbians over normal straight porn the other day. I dare wonder where this is going

They were at a carnival?

[disneyspy]

Why, is Spy playing Harry Reems?

no dick



long time

[LeedsJr]

no dick



long time

You haven't had a dick for a long time?

[Baby DEW Year]

no dick



all balls

Fixed!

[CountryBob]

We have a winner! Fat lady just slipped on the dog shit in the parking lot. The smell must have hit her right before she got to the door of the liquor store. She made a sour face, took off her shoe and scraped it off on the curb.

[disneyspy]

i already posted this... SPY LOSES

from the video that i posted 2 pages before you posted it



SPY WINS AGAIN!!

[disneyspy]

You haven't had a dick for a long time?

Fixed!

I'm GETTIN OUT THE CAMERA!!

[Misteriosa]

from the video that i posted 2 pages before you posted it



SPY WINS AGAIN!!

no, i got it off a different website (who got it off the youtube) as i stated in my post. SPY CAN'T READ!

[Dell]

late I know, but I just got to the video...

we have a special need nephew living with us (a couple years now) and he is high-functioning but extremely naive...my fear of this type of abuse is the reason we don't have him in a group home (he's 29, gets social security, has medicaid, and works part-time at the NASA cafeteria)...I believe we can find a good place for him to live, but this video just put it on the back-burner again

[realmenhatelife]

The bullshit about the Philly accent is that's more of a south of Philly accent, it's a Delaware County/North Delaware accent.

[Misteriosa]

The bullshit about the Philly accent is that's more of a south of Philly accent, it's a Delaware County/North Delaware accent.

http://www.ripitgood.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/delaware.jpg

[disneyspy]

no, i got it off a different website (who got it off the youtube) as i stated in my post. SPY CAN'T READ!

i wrote that piece for that website,2 days ago!!

[LeedsJr]

I find it takes much more perversion porn to get me off as I get older. Is there such a thing as getting de- sensitized to normal porn?

I chose Carnival Lesbians over normal straight porn the other day. I dare wonder where this is going

We have a winner! Fat lady just slipped on the dog shit in the parking lot. The smell must have hit her right before she got to the door of the liquor store. She made a sour face, took off her shoe and scraped it off on the curb.

Yikes.

[Misteriosa]

fez's "oh!" sounded a little like sandy kane's..

[disneyspy]

fez's "oh!" sounded a little like sandy kane's..

ha! i wonder if paulo will kiss his "growth"

[Misteriosa]

Condoleezza Rice Cruelly Refuses To Sing The Song Gaddafi Wrote About Her
(http://jezebel.com/5855551/condoleezza-rice-cruelly-refuses-to-sing-the-song-gaddafi-wrote-about-her)

[disneyspy]

i never knew misti's voice got deeper when she called the show

[Misteriosa]

misti: radio psychic

[LeedsJr]

i never knew misti's voice got deeper when she called the show

Only when she's talking about Sandy Kane's "O". :blink:

[Misteriosa]

i never knew misti's voice got deeper when she called the show

its the voice changer that i was given when i was put into witness protection

[IamFogHat]

That drop is killing me:lol:

[Misteriosa]

why are they playing conjunto music? :blink:

[disneyspy]

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fKZAWvs9qpY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[A.J.]

It sounds like the kitchen at my bar.

[disneyspy]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RRQdb3SDeHo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Gutter]

I chose Carnival Lesbians over normal straight porn the other day. I dare wonder where this is going

They were at a carnival?

yea, yea.....or maybe aaahhhhhh maybe they was like...on a cruise or sumfin' tsssst ttssssttt one of dem big boats tsssst tssssst. i dunno i'm jus riffin here or sumfin tssssst.

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, Gael Garcia Bernal is a famous actor. Is that just like a joke he did?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0305558/

[CountryBob]

Quiero, Quiero, Quiero - I cant get this out of my head now!

[CountryBob]

They were at a carnival?

Forgot to include freaks in the title. Some were like tattoed, bald, hairy, piercings like in the face, contorsionists, clowns ... you get the drift.

[Misteriosa]

Forgot to include freaks in the title. Some were like tattoed, bald, hairy, piercings like in the face, contorsionists, clowns ... you get the drift.

:surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, Gael Garcia Bernal is a famous actor. Is that just like a joke he did?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0305558/

Why yes Matt, it's a humorous video he did for a movie. You're very astute and handsome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudo_y_Cursi

[realmenhatelife]

Forgot to include freaks in the title. Some were like tattoed, bald, hairy, piercings like in the face, contorsionists, clowns ... you get the drift.

Hey, I'm gonna borrow some DVD's, okay?

[disneyspy]

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[CountryBob]

Fez's last "ohhh!" sounds like he got penetrated

[Dell]

I like SHO...Shameless, Dexter, Homeland, Nurse Jackie...

[realmenhatelife]

Ace Freehly sounds like Uncle Paul.

[Baby DEW Year]

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I'd like to buy a vowel...

[Gutter]

$10 for a whole gold indian?!?!?!?! Do they do tricks and the rain dance and shit?

[Dell]

tags explains the sudden slow down...

[CountryBob]

HA - this is "no balls Wednesday"

We need better incentive to reach 12 pages.

[realmenhatelife]

Chris Stanley is behind, that's page 1 shit.

[realmenhatelife]

If she had Beiber on her ipod wouldn't you be horrified that she's 9?

[CountryBob]

What is Godfather's pizza comprable to? Pizza hut, Dominos, Papa Johns? I dont think we have any around here. I've never eaten Little Cesar's either, but we do have one or two around.

I havent had a Godfather's in like 20 years - but I remember it was very good.

Dont eat Little Cesar's - the worst pizza there is.


Nothing better when you commit to fucking up a good pizza, knock back some beers and smoke a bong

[Gutter]

I havent had a Godfather's in like 20 years - but I remember it was very good.

Dont eat Little Cesar's - the worst pizza there is

pizza pizza!

Probably why you can only find them inside a Kmart.

[Gutter]

Fez is dumb....Chick Fila has ALWAYS been known for promoting the founders Christianity.

[Misteriosa]

why would anyone be anti-puerto rican? :glurps:

[Misteriosa]

Fez is dumb....Chick Fila has ALWAYS been known for promoting the founders Christianity.

which is why they are closed on sundays

[LeedsJr]

why would anyone be anti-puerto rican? :glurps:

Crazy talk. Visit there once, and it would be impossible.

[CountryBob]

I dont care if they are anti-gay, they got some mad good chicken over there.......

[CountryBob]

which is why they are closed on sundays

Which totally pisses me off! I want it more on Sunday's anyway... :wallbash:

[Gutter]

why would anyone be anti-puerto rican? :glurps:

I thought we WEREN'T trying to get to page 12?

[disneyspy]

I thought we WEREN'T trying to get to page 12?

why the hell do you think i quit posting?

[CountryBob]

why the hell do you think i quit posting?

Haha - bad ball day?

[realmenhatelife]

why would anyone be anti-puerto rican? :glurps:

They hate the Mets.




I love waffle fries, people who dont like waffle fries are assholes. Chik Filet is too expensive for fast food, though.

[Dell]

did you know that the quartz crystal in your watch vibrates 32,768 times a second?

and I'll take chic filet over any buger any time...but their fries do suck

[CountryBob]

5 guys fries kick the old ass too!

[sailor]

why would anyone be anti-puerto rican? :glurps:

The whole refusal to become a state thing?

[Dell]

5 guys fries kick the old ass too!

it's the peanut oil...best fries, indeed

[sailor]

Nathan's has the worst fries.

[Gutter]

Nathan's has the worst fries.

Those are annoying because the ones that aren't just giant potatoes are actually good.....If they could get those to be uniform sizes, they would be awesome.

[CountryBob]

Cats suck - give me a good old dog any day!

[sailor]

Those are annoying because the ones that aren't just giant potatoes are actually good.....If they could get those to be uniform sizes, they would be awesome.

They're uniformly soggy and undercooked (probably redundant there).

[disneyspy]

Cats suck - give me a good old dog any day!

you may as well as put out the iamfoghat signal

hope you got your man card ready

[LeedsJr]

Definitely would miss dogs most.

There are plenty of animals to eat if we lost just one.

[CountryBob]

Trust me - breakfast at SUbway is so good.

I get the steak and egg along with cheese, toasted, then add lettuce, tomato, green, bananna and jalepeno peppers, black pepper and light mayo.

Fucking great way to start the day!

[Dell]

pig is great! and when is bbq pork a breakfast meal...you can eat pork around the clock!

[cstyles206]

"gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries...for free! and a coke to drink!"

[realmenhatelife]

We'd be way better off if we got rid of cows. Less red meat, less cheese and milk, less methane, less deforestation for pastureland.

[disneyspy]

We'd be way better off if we got rid of cows. Less red meat, less cheese and milk, less methane, less deforestation for pastureland.

and more room in matty's freezer

[Misteriosa]

i heard that the chemo treatments used for dogs are the same as the ones for children :o

[CountryBob]

I was kidding around with a friends wife on Saturday. She has 2 dogs, one a Yorki and the other a lab. I told her that if a situation arrizes and one of them had to go -and she had to choose which one. She didnt want to play and I kept pressing until she started crying and ran upstairs.

Thought it was fun and ended up bad. I would so kick that Yorki to the curb.....

[A.J.]

I've lived without pigs and it hurts, believe me.

But to lose dogs would hurt for a lot of important reasons: seeing-eye dogs for the blind, bomb-sniffing dogs, guard dogs....

[CountryBob]

Fuck it - I am going to Chik-fil-a right after work. Blowing the diet all over the place!

[CountryBob]

I've lived without pigs and it hurts, believe me.

But to lose dogs would hurt for a lot of important reasons: seeing-eye dogs for the blind, bomb-sniffing dogs, guard dogs....

Yes, and who's gonna lick the peanut butter off of my genitals?

[Furtherman]

Good gravy Crazed, spit it out!!!

[TimTimSalabim]

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Must be a slasher film.

[LeedsJr]

Jesus, Crazed is really struggling today.

[Dell]

Fuck it - I am going to Chik-fil-a right after work. Blowing the diet all over the place!

that subway sandwich breakfast doesn't blow the diet?

just sent a text to my wife to bring home chik-fil-a sandwiches and nuggets home after work

[CountryBob]

Awwww.... that reminds me of Earl

Miss Earl and Dave :down:

[CountryBob]

that subway sandwich breakfast doesn't blow the diet?

just sent a text to my wife to bring home chik-fil-a sandwiches and nuggets home after work

Havent had it in a good while - but, yes it would....

[A.J.]

Good gravy Crazed, spit it out!!!

Literally.

PORTOBELLO gravy.

[realmenhatelife]

Fuck it - I am going to Chik-fil-a right after work. Blowing the diet all over the place!

Oo, that lucky diet.

[disneyspy]

i may as well call my dick diet cuz i cant get a chick to blow it

[CountryBob]

Misti you have been calling it today. Chik fil a earlier, Chemo for dogs a few posts ago.
What ever you type they talk about.... and comes true

Please type that I will win the Powerball tonight!

[CountryBob]

Gotta pick up book 3 in the Game of Thrones series and Chick-fil-a is right beside the bookstore....


I dont give a fuck what corporations do with the money I spend enjoying their products. As long as they arent killing people on purpose or sumphin...

[realmenhatelife]

Everyone hates on cats. They have personality.

[Gutter]

That's crazy, I'd give up eggs way quicker than bacon.

[sailor]

Is crazed actually giving nutritional advice??

[CountryBob]

Ron's got a point here

[Dell]

I think it would take an terrorist connection to keep me from patronizing chic fil a

[Misteriosa]

Everyone hates on cats. They have personality.

i miss my simba :glurps:

[Gutter]

i miss my simba :glurps:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/YoungSimbaSmilestlk.png/250px-YoungSimbaSmilestlk.png

[Dell]

Everyone hates on cats. They have personality.

schizophrenia

[Misteriosa]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/YoungSimbaSmilestlk.png/250px-YoungSimbaSmilestlk.png

he looked just like the cartoon as a kitten. thats why i named him that.

[CountryBob]

Old dairy cows usually get slaughtered for pet food

[LeedsJr]

I think Ron meant Madison Avenue, not Wall Street.

[Gutter]

he looked just like the cartoon as a kitten. thats why i named him that.

damnit that must have been cute.

[CountryBob]

That caller is full of shit - no one wants their old dairy cow to be slaughtered for meat. Old tought meat it is....

[Misteriosa]

damnit that must have been cute.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/simbalook1.jpg

[Misteriosa]

and simba sleeping

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/simbasleep.jpg

[sailor]

Bacon is a side solely due to health concerns. A pile of bacon way trumps a pile of eggs.

[DOHO@HOME]

I was kidding around with a friends wife on Saturday. She has 2 dogs, one a Yorki and the other a lab. I told her that if a situation arrizes and one of them had to go -and she had to choose which one. She didnt want to play and I kept pressing until she started crying and ran upstairs.

Thought it was fun and ended up bad. I would so kick that Yorki to the curb.....

that's awesome after she went upstairs did some men get to some man talk without her stupid ideas having to be heard?

[Gutter]

yeeeeep.....that's cute.

[realmenhatelife]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/simbalook1.jpg

We have a very similar looking cat and a very similar looking kitchen floor, except the cat is fatter and the floor is dirtier.

[CountryBob]

Misti mentions Simba and Ron just says Circle of Life..... thinking of The Lion King now...

Is this ESP Wednesday?

[Misteriosa]

i felt SOOOOO bad when i had to take simba to the shelter to be put to sleep...

[disneyspy]

that's awesome after she went upstairs did some men get to some man talk without her stupid ideas having to be heard?

i'm sure bob keeps his man card handy

[Gutter]

i'm sure bob keeps his man card handy

Did you mean "Bob keeps his man candy hard"?

[disneyspy]

Did you mean "Bob keeps his man candy hard"?

eeeew no!

[CountryBob]

Seinfeld is one of the best ever. It has become a ritual to watch if I am at home during the work week from 7-8 on TBS.

[CountryBob]

Did you mean "Bob keeps his man candy hard"?

Haha - man candy

[Misteriosa]

heh heh heh... and the interview lull kicks in...