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IamFogHat
01-10-2012, 06:31 AM
Morning Buddays.
http://static.allbackgrounds.com/bg/anne-hathaway.jpg

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1 866 RON 0 FEZ

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 06:32 AM
Boobies! Just something about a hot brunette with natural boobs that gets me everytime.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 06:45 AM
Alabama!

So glad LSU didnt win last night. I hope there is significant changes in the BCS soon

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 06:52 AM
mornin buddays

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 06:55 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lralGoBxuYc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



And if you're just coming into the thread please dont step into Gutter's puddle of throwup from being confronted with Anne Hathaway's gorky beauty.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:02 AM
God what a shitty show opener

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 07:03 AM
Sigh. Morning, youse. I am pleased to join the RF Listening Thread 2½.

Lovin' the pic, Gutter?

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 07:05 AM
song is DEACON BLUES by STEELEY DAN


SPY WINS AGAIN!!

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:06 AM
Come on man! Gutter, how in the hell couldnt you like Anne H and her breast-a-cesss'?

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 07:06 AM
God what a shitty show opener

Though you were happy with the 'bama win:

They've got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose They call Alabama the Crimson Tide Call me Deacon Blues

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:07 AM
song is DEACON BLUES by STEELEY DAN


SPY WINS AGAIN!!

More like sucky my cock song! Steely Dan is hit or miss with me, and this is a definate miss in C-Bob world.


Were losing energy not pumping up here.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 07:07 AM
A song about Steely Dan that's much more enjoyable than actual Steely Dan

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fcv1feTrc-s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 07:08 AM
guess someones runnin alittle late,maybe we'll get the fez and hicks show today

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:09 AM
Sigh. Morning, youse. I am pleased to join the RF Listening Thread 2½.

Lovin' the pic, Gutter?

yea, she's definitely hot.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 07:10 AM
Come on man! Gutter, how in the hell couldnt you like Anne H and her breast-a-cesss'?

He said, and I quote, "I would rather stick my dick in Dom Deluise and stir him around like an iced tea than catch of whiff of Anne Hathaway's tuna hatchery."

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:10 AM
Come on man! Gutter, how in the hell couldnt you like Anne H and her breast-a-cesss'?

I just don't like her acting.....don't think for a second I don't want to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 07:10 AM
He said, and I quote, "I would rather stick my dick in Dom Deluise and stir him around like an iced tea than catch of whiff of Anne Hathaway's tuna hatchery."

that seems alittle gay

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:11 AM
He said, and I quote, "I would rather stick my dick in Dom Deluise and stir him around like an iced tea than catch of whiff of Anne Hathaway's tuna hatchery."

I'm gonna need to see documentation of that good sir. some footnotes, or a bibliography of some sort.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 07:13 AM
that seems alittle gay

I know right, but we dont judge here.

I'm gonna need to see documentation of that good sir. some footnotes, or a bibliography of some sort.

I'm not gonna lie, you may have said 'lemonade.'

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:13 AM
I can't watch the Giants at home by myself anymore.....I'm decidedly more reserved in public when things go wrong and there are people around who will judge/be terrified by my antics.

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:14 AM
I'm not gonna lie, you may have said 'lemonade.'

direct quote or it didn't happen.

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 07:15 AM
I just don't like her acting.....don't think for a second I don't want to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.

I can't walk around this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:17 AM
In CBob world, Anne is as hairy down there as a swept up barbershop! :wub:

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:18 AM
I can't walk around this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.

your first name is Motherfucker?

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 07:21 AM
your first name is Motherfucker?

last name jones

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:22 AM
your first name is Motherfucker?

last name jones

Haha - dont know why but this exchange made me loff!

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 07:23 AM
In CBob world, Anne is as hairy down there as a swept up barbershop! :wub:

I actually suspect the real world and cbob world intersect on this one.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:24 AM
I actually suspect the real world and cbob world intersect on this one.

:clap:

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:28 AM
I love that I dont give a flip about politics right now. I will live stress free until about a week or two before the election, and then make my mind up.

A turd sandwich or a douche.

:smoke:

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 07:30 AM
tssss maybe his name is mitt cuz he's a catcher or sumpthin sssssss

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 07:30 AM
I actually suspect the real world and cbob world intersect on this one.

One thing that she's proven is that her treats fall nothing short of engrossing:

http://www.hollywoodzap.com/2007/08/15/noooooooooooooooooooooo/anne_hathaway_bj3jpg/

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 07:31 AM
One thing that she's proven is that her treats fall nothing short of engrossing:

http://www.hollywoodzap.com/2007/08/15/noooooooooooooooooooooo/anne_hathaway_bj3jpg/

they bring me to the yard

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:31 AM
One thing that she's proven is that her treats fall nothing short of engrossing:

http://www.hollywoodzap.com/2007/08/15/noooooooooooooooooooooo/anne_hathaway_bj3jpg/

God, what a good girl she is.

maybe he got stung and she was pulling out the stinger with her teeth?

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:32 AM
https://images.nonexiste.net/img/irc/2008/06/19/political-pictures-mitt-romney-fudge-packing.jpg

IamFogHat
01-10-2012, 07:32 AM
http://blogs.timesunion.com/holistichealth/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pinocchio1.gif

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:34 AM
I wish Fez would bring in like a bunch of those shitty Little Ceasar's pizzas - and tell them all to fuck themselves.

johnny2x
01-10-2012, 07:36 AM
I am still waiting to be able to get my new subscription, in the meantime I am listening a day behind...can;t wait to hear todays show.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 07:38 AM
Pizza is tough. Man I want some now.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 07:38 AM
Hold up - Who, exactly, would be commenting on how Fez's apartment smells, whether like a pizzeria or a Clorox jug???

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 07:39 AM
I make homemade pizza rather frequently--at least monthly--and, honestly, it's not that big of a deal other than a bit of a time-killer with the sauce.

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:43 AM
And I think all Zito said was, "I have a pizza stone if you want to borrow it".

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:48 AM
Kathy Peterson: My husband will fucking shoot you.

whooooo hooo!!! made Hicks laugh. A little.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 07:54 AM
A towel is not a hat! Vote Kathy Peterson. Was mine.

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:57 AM
A towel is not a hat! Vote Kathy Peterson. Was mine.

hahaha nice....I like that one.

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:57 AM
I'm Dale Peterson and I can nearly shove my whole man fist inside my wife. Vote fer Peterson!

I had that one too.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 07:58 AM
Interrbang - a shitty name for a shitty website. No offense - thoughts and prayers

Gutter
01-10-2012, 07:59 AM
I'll be looking after Kathy's yard signs because a previous arrest for child buggery disqualifies me for running for public office! Vote fer Peterson!

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 08:03 AM
Armchair Analyst...

Is Fezzie passive agressive? DSM IV sheds some light:
1. resists doing routine social or occupational tasks;
2. complains that he's misunderstood and unappreciated;
3. sullen and argumentative;
4. unreasonably criticizes authority;
5. envy and resentment toward more fortunate people;
6. exaggerated and persistent complaints of personal misfortune; and
7. alternates between hostility and contrition.

Four or more = passive agressive.

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 08:12 AM
I saw Hoarders last night, I kept referring to the guy as Fezzie Seymour Hoffman

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 08:13 AM
Armchair Analyst...

Is Fezzie passive agressive? DSM IV sheds some light:
1. resists doing routine social or occupational tasks;
2. complains that he's misunderstood and unappreciated;
3. sullen and argumentative;
4. unreasonably criticizes authority;
5. envy and resentment toward more fortunate people;
6. exaggerated and persistent complaints of personal misfortune; and
7. alternates between hostility and contrition.

Four or more = passive agressive.

I've got him on 6 of them, and would believe all 7.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 08:15 AM
Why are they just bringing up the drum major who was hazed to death? That was a few months ago, wasn't it?

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 08:21 AM
Wierd, we were just talking about Dave Barry this weekend, looking up Harry Anderson's post Night Court career and being shocked at how long Dave's World was on.

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 08:22 AM
Ass stinks during sex and hates the taste of salt? Fez is the worst gay ever, no wonder he's a virgin.

Gutter
01-10-2012, 08:24 AM
Wierd, we were just talking about Dave Barry this weekend, looking up Harry Anderson's post Night Court career and being shocked at how long Dave's World was on.

I loved that show.

LeedsJr
01-10-2012, 08:24 AM
I don't think Fez has ever told the truth about what's said in his therapy sessions.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 08:30 AM
Does anything sound more juvenile than a caller starting with, "I was gonna say ...."? I don't even understand the crutch. How does it fit into your attempt to language your thoughts?

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 08:30 AM
he shoulda snooped around his bus if he didnt want it aboard

A.J.
01-10-2012, 08:31 AM
This guy is high.

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 08:31 AM
i want to be serviced by a service woman

NOW!!

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 08:36 AM
i want to be serviced by a service woman

NOW!!

Mind a smoker?

http://bp2.blogger.com/_xI5zKFuEtjk/Rvs0zQJspyI/AAAAAAAAAAo/82S4ekZCIn8/s400/Lynndie+England.png

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 08:39 AM
Mind a smoker?

http://bp2.blogger.com/_xI5zKFuEtjk/Rvs0zQJspyI/AAAAAAAAAAo/82S4ekZCIn8/s400/Lynndie+England.png

EWWWW a damn dirty smoker NO WAY!

<--- 10 days smoke free

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 08:42 AM
this board mentions ron and fez all the time and i dont hear him kissing our asses

Gutter
01-10-2012, 08:46 AM
Thank you callers....I too enjoy making my points by referencing highly exaggerated claims, and isolated incidents that have only happened to other people.

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 08:49 AM
I've passed thru boarder patrol stops outside of Laredo, Elpasso, and Brownsville more times than I care to count, 99% of the time they just asked if I was an American citizen then waved me thru.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 08:51 AM
I've passed thru boarder patrol stops outside of Laredo, Elpasso, and Brownsville more times than I care to count, 99% of the time they just asked if I was an American citizen then waved me thru.

You need to start thinking about a new career and quit being a drug mule.

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 08:54 AM
AJ gets a chuckle

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 08:57 AM
Fezzy "Pizza Pits" Whatley

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 08:57 AM
You need to start thinking about a new career and quit being a drug mule.

I got out of the Over the road Cargo Van business, I wish I had been muleing dope, I'd have a little money now. Automotive parts only make old men in Detroit rich.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 08:59 AM
I got out of the Over the road Cargo Van business, I wish I had been muleing dope, I'd have a little money now. Automotive parts only make old men in Detroit rich.

And I was in waste management in Chicago - but retired early due to my back. :unsure:

A.J.
01-10-2012, 09:01 AM
AJ gets a chuckle

:smoke:

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 09:04 AM
Try, try as I may--and, I really do--I have never been able to drum up any appreciation for Burns's works. I mean, if you read me the plot summaries of his films, I'm into it. The NYC settings continuously provoke. "His" actors are part of the stable of people that I otherwise appreciate. Even the style of his shooting lends to my appreciation for other movies.

Could it be that he's just a plain old douche?

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 09:04 AM
I was in my car listening to Ron set up the guest as part of the 90s class of indie cinema, and I wish you could've heard be disgustedly groan when he said The Brothers McMullen.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 09:04 AM
And I was in waste management in Chicago - but retired early due to my back. :unsure:

Hmmph. I thought you were in the mining busin .... Ohhhhhhh.

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 09:06 AM
even i have nothing positive to say about this guy other than now is a good time to wash dishes

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:08 AM
Hmmph. I thought you were in the mining busin .... Ohhhhhhh.

fagedaboutit

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 09:08 AM
If you want to burn 4 min during the director interview and break that follows, the new Van Halen video should help.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3WfQ-hV3WtA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:09 AM
even i have nothing positive to say about this guy other than now is a good time to wash dishes

Better hurry and vaccum the rug too before your hubby gets home.

I hate housework

guntotingskatepunk
01-10-2012, 09:10 AM
I have a question....what's gonna happen to Fez in February?

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 09:12 AM
I have a question....what's gonna happen to Fez in February?

sex change

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:13 AM
If you want to burn 4 min during the director interview and break that follows, the new Van Halen video should help.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3WfQ-hV3WtA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I never get tired of hearing Eddie shred a guitar - glad to see DLR having fun too. Im in and possibly will seek out the tour this year.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:13 AM
I have a question....what's gonna happen to Fez in February?

sex change

I hear that Chaz Bono is looking for a penis :blink:

IamFogHat
01-10-2012, 09:14 AM
I remember liking She's the One but I was pretty drunk at the time.

LeedsJr
01-10-2012, 09:16 AM
I liked Ash Wednesday.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 09:17 AM
I have a question....what's gonna happen to Fez in February?

He's moving to boston to head a Bones Brigade reunion.

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 09:18 AM
I never get tired of hearing Eddie shred a guitar - glad to see DLR having fun too. Im in and possibly will seek out the tour this year.

Yeah, it ain't a bad tune, surprised me how quick it took me back. The closest they are to me is Ashboro and Charlotte NC. I doubt I'll make either trip, I gotta keep some money in my pocket for my trip to Louisville for March Madness. My daughter got her and I tickets as my Christmas present, it's the last thing we get to do together before she goes to Afghanistan, and I start aging in dog years.

guntotingskatepunk
01-10-2012, 09:22 AM
He's moving to boston to head a Bones Brigade reunion.

I don't believe this is correct. I would've read about it in Thrasher.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 09:24 AM
I don't believe this is correct. I would've read about it in Thrasher.

I meant the band.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 09:27 AM
If you can look at 3 cheese pizza's and say "what are we going to do with all of this cheese pizza" then you're a pussy.

LeedsJr
01-10-2012, 09:31 AM
UCB Fred is radio gold.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:35 AM
If you can look at 3 cheese pizza's and say "what are we going to do with all of this cheese pizza" then you're a pussy.

Sometimes, all I want is cheese.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:41 AM
I have to break the diet now and get pizza tonight! Fuck!

IamFogHat
01-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Too bad Fez isn't drunk, he'd be trying to beat up interns by now.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 09:45 AM
Eating sounds are so gross.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 09:45 AM
Too bad Fez isn't drunk, he'd be trying to beat up interns by now.

Just a tad early for St. Paddy's Day.

Fast Freddy: Don't choke on your pizza fat ass!
FMW: Your gonna fuckin' insult me on MY fuckin' show!?!?!?!

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:52 AM
Bunch of ungreatful fucks - Fez pays for everything and they still bitch!

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 09:56 AM
Bunch of ungreatful fucks - Fez pays for everything and they still bitch!

is it possible that there is a puppet master?

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:56 AM
What kind of show is Sam the shit heal going to be doing now?

sailor
01-10-2012, 09:57 AM
Them busting fez's balls over the cheese pizza is pretty funny.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 09:58 AM
Generally, I hear Sam as a genuine, upfront guy; most times, even entertaining and funny. But, to say that the first reason he parted with ____ ________ and the Sam & Dave show was to have some time off, only later to create The Sam Roberts Show at, essentially, the same slot? Well ... seems a little cover-uppy for what really drove them apart.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:58 AM
is it possible that there is a puppet master?

YEah, I bet Fez's shrinks keep telling him that Ron is the cause of his insanity and he keeps changing shrinks because of it.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 09:59 AM
Them busting fez's balls over the cheese pizza is pretty funny.

I enjoy all of the ball busting and meltdowns everytime but I also hate the way Fez lets them treat him as well.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 10:01 AM
Generally, I hear Sam as a genuine, upfront guy; most times, even entertaining and funny. But, to say that the first reason he parted with ____ ________ and the Sam & Dave show was to have some time off, only later to create The Sam Roberts Show at, essentially, the same slot? Well ... seems a little cover-uppy for what really drove them apart.


I think he told the truth, he said "The show wasn't going to go anywhere." SO I think you can augment the 'wanted time off' statement with 'didn't want to waste my time.' Which is what he was doing if it isn't pushing him along at all.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:02 AM
God damn! 3 chicks just walked by the door. All are Milf's in the 35-45 range and I just about exploded. One came back and said "hi" just for the hell of it.

Well, im bringing my guitar, a bottle of Boones Farm and some fried chciken tomorrow - someone is going to get fucked! (off site of course :happy:)

Melk
01-10-2012, 10:03 AM
Generally, I hear Sam as a genuine, upfront guy; most times, even entertaining and funny. But, to say that the first reason he parted with ____ ________ and the Sam & Dave show was to have some time off, only later to create The Sam Roberts Show at, essentially, the same slot? Well ... seems a little cover-uppy for what really drove them apart.
I am sure that he will continue to live up to his usual level of on-air quality.

Sam Roberts stinks.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:04 AM
I think he told the truth, he said "The show wasn't going to go anywhere." SO I think you can augment the 'wanted time off' statement with 'didn't want to waste my time.' Which is what he was doing if it isn't pushing him along at all.

I see your view. The proper response, however, to "the show's not going anywhere" would be:

You're not going anywhere.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 10:04 AM
YEah, I bet Fez's shrinks keep telling him that Ron is the cause of his insanity and he keeps changing shrinks because of it.

I'll bet Fez' shrinks dont even know that Ron exists.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:05 AM
Sam's dad?

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:06 AM
Say "grid" again mother fucker!!

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 10:06 AM
I also dont get Dave and Sam as a pair, I dont think their comedy style intersects or compliments eachother at all. Ron said it in the early days of Special Delivery, something like I've never heard of a comedy team where neither of them was the straight man.

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 10:07 AM
Say "grid" again mother fucker!!

you talkin to me?

LeedsJr
01-10-2012, 10:07 AM
God damn! 3 chicks just walked by the door. All are Milf's in the 35-45 range and I just about exploded. One came back and said "hi" just for the hell of it.

Well, im bringing my guitar, a bottle of Boones Farm and some fried chciken tomorrow - someone is going to get fucked! (off site of course :happy:)

Is this the redneck equivalent to flowers and candy?

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 10:08 AM
God damn! 3 chicks just walked by the door. All are Milf's in the 35-45 range and I just about exploded. One came back and said "hi" just for the hell of it.

Well, im bringing my guitar, a bottle of Boones Farm and some fried chciken tomorrow - someone is going to get fucked! (off site of course :happy:)

Maybe you could just roll a can of cream corn down the hall and see who follows, and will TJ Swan Mellow Days do as a substitute for the Boones Farm?


(note to self, Tennessee women can be had with Boones Farm and fried chicken)

Melk
01-10-2012, 10:08 AM
I see your view. The proper response, however, to "the show's not going anywhere" would be:

You're not going anywhere.
Dave's current show direction, in my humble opinion, doesn't work. But unlike Sam Roberts, I genuinely think Dave McDonald has something to offer the world of entertainment.

Sam wants to be the Vince MacMahon/Gorilla Monsoon/Jim Ross role on his show, but he was just a third-rate Jerry Lawler trying to host a program with Bobby Heenan. Having two heel clowns on a show doesn't work.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:15 AM
Bringing down the 4th wall - Boones Farm and fried chicken dont work here in TN as well as NY. But its fun to think aint it?

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:17 AM
Its more like steak and gravy and redbull/vodka

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 10:18 AM
Dave's current show direction, in my humble opinion, doesn't work. But unlike Sam Roberts, I genuinely think Dave McDonald has something to offer the world of entertainment.

Sam wants to be the Vince MacMahon/Gorilla Monsoon/Jim Ross role on his show, but he was just a third-rate Jerry Lawler trying to host a program with Bobby Heenan. Having two heel clowns on a show doesn't work.

I heard a chunk of Daves show this weekend and absolutely hated it, like not in the I need to hear this a few more times to get it, but like actively avoiding it forever hated it.

Dave has solo potential but needs to do a lot of work to get there, and I dont see him doing that.

I like sam a lot, but sam needs someone else to play off of.

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 10:19 AM
Dave's current show direction, in my humble opinion, doesn't work. But unlike Sam Roberts, I genuinely think Dave McDonald has something to offer the world of entertainment.

Sam wants to be the Vince MacMahon/Gorilla Monsoon/Jim Ross role on his show, but he was just a third-rate Jerry Lawler trying to host a program with Bobby Heenan. Having two heel clowns on a show doesn't work.

I have always thought Dave needed the right partner to give the show a sense of control. Dave creates an atmosphere that's out of control and volatile, so much so that without a strong character next to him, no terrestrial station will feel comfortable that he won't just blow it all up at any moment in an unstructured environment.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 10:19 AM
pickles and brussel sprouts are both wonderful foods.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:19 AM
Try something good -fix a grilled cheese sandwich at home and add a little pizza sauce in the sandwich. Fry in butter like normal and you have a grilled cheese pizza sand.

Its so good drunk

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 10:20 AM
Its more like steak and gravy and redbull/vodka

give the cream corn and TJ Swann a shot, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.:smoke:

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:21 AM
Recipie for dog shit pie -

1 - prepared pie crust
1- gross of dog shit

Combine dog shit in pie crust and enjoy!

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:21 AM
Its more like steak and gravy and redbull/vodka

Wow. I was going in the wrong direction. I was thinking matching sneakers, over 20 choppers, and a frame house would rope 'em in.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:22 AM
Club Sandwich is my go to lunch - love a good club.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:23 AM
Wow. I was going in the wrong direction. I was thinking matching sneakers, over 20 choppers, and a frame house would rope 'em in.

A lot of high class bitches around here - :drunk:

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 10:23 AM
I think mexican tortas are the next big sandwich. But keep in mind I live in a town with a ton of hispanics and a bunch of mexican places opened up over the last two years.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:25 AM
I think mexican tortas are the next big sandwich. But keep in mind I live in a town with a ton of hispanics and a bunch of mexican places opened up over the last two years.

WTF is a tortas?

Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:25 AM
I think mexican tortas are the next big sandwich. But keep in mind I live in a town with a ton of hispanics and a bunch of mexican places opened up over the last two years.

lots of places around Hoboken are serving those now. There's this place called Taco Truck that makes some really good ones.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:26 AM
I refuse to eat PB&J without milk!
No fucking way - I'm a fancy man!

Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:26 AM
WTF is a tortas?

its just a sengwhich.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:26 AM
Recipie for dog shit pie -

1 - prepared pie crust
1- gross of dog shit

Combine dog shit in pie crust and enjoy!

Pretentious, undeserving culinary school graduate:

So, what'I've prepared for you today is a pastry shell marbled with Vermont, grass-fed butter solids, and artisinal flour from the Pennsylvania Dutch. Then, I stuffed that, after blind-baking, with a blend of Thai Ridgeback and Tibetan Mastiff imported stool, fermented in cherry-wood barrels, and finished with Himalayan pink salt.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:27 AM
Never had a lobster roll :down:

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:27 AM
WTF is a tortas?

Dunno .... Tssss ... Betcha it's faster than a hair, though ... Tsssss.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:28 AM
Pretentious, undeserving culinary school graduate:

So, what'I've prepared for you today is a pastry shell marbled with Vermont, grass-fed butter solids, and artisinal flour from the Pennsylvania Dutch. Then, I stuffed that, after blind-baking, with a blend of Thai Ridgeback and Tibetan Mastiff imported stool, fermented in cherry-wood barrels, and finished with Himalayan pink salt.

Bravo Sir! :clap:

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:28 AM
Dunno .... Tssss ... Betcha it's faster than a hair, though ... Tsssss.

especially if its a pubic one :king:

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:29 AM
its just a sengwhich.

If this was an attempt at some mexican pronunciation humor - I say - HAHA!

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:30 AM
I am so unproductive at work today - im going to write the company a check for half my day and leave it in the suggestions box on my way out.

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 10:31 AM
my go to samich is 2 fried eggs (a little runny) on buttered toast with american cheese, cream cheese, and sausage patties.

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:31 AM
I am so unproductive at work today - im going to write the company a check for half my day and leave it in the suggestions box on my way out.

Makes sense. You wouldn't ever want anyone to cash the thing, eh?

Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:32 AM
If this was an attempt at some mexican pronunciation humor - I say - HAHA!

most of the time, i just like to say it that way......but it is true. A torte is a round roll stuffed with meats and veg.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:32 AM
Makes sense. You wouldn't ever want anyone to cash the thing, eh?

I see what you did there!

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:36 AM
A good oyster po boy would be so great right now.

LeedsJr
01-10-2012, 10:36 AM
Um, Ron, ice cream sandwich?

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 10:38 AM
BLT- you cannot buy a better BLT than what you can make at home

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:39 AM
BLT- you cannot buy a better BLT than what you can make at home

My most fav thing to eat when I want to break my fast.

I enjoy a folded egg on it as well...

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:40 AM
When I have a real hankerin' for a real sam'ich:

Kaiser Roll, split, rubbed with cut garlic cloves, and grilled in olive oil;
Medium Rare Boeuf (preferably from a rib roast, but filet will do, too);
Carmelized Shallots;
Brie (and, not the foil-wrapped grocery store schmear);
Baby Arugula; and
Creme Fraiche/Fresh Horseradish sauce.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:41 AM
I still have never joined Facebook - and proud of it!

Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:42 AM
When I have a real hankerin' for a real sam'ich:

Kaiser Roll, split, rubbed with cut garlic cloves, and grilled in olive oil;
Medium Rare Boeuf (preferably from a rib roast, but filet will do, too);
Carmelized Shallots;
Brie (and, not the foil-wrapped grocery store schmear);
Baby Arugula; and
Creme Fraiche/Fresh Horseradish sauce.

Someone say Creme Fraiche?

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CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:42 AM
When I have a real hankerin' for a real sam'ich:

Kaiser Roll, split, rubbed with cut garlic cloves, and grilled in olive oil;
Medium Rare Boeuf (preferably from a rib roast, but filet will do, too);
Carmelized Shallots;
Brie (and, not the foil-wrapped grocery store schmear);
Baby Arugula; and
Creme Fraiche/Fresh Horseradish sauce.

Damn - you sure be a fancy man too!

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 10:42 AM
The Godfather Lasgna sandwich, Cleveland Ohio

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Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:42 AM
BLT- you cannot buy a better BLT than what you can make at home

Yes! Now, that's a Truth Bomb. Never had a decent BLT elsewhere. Make it a BALT with some avacado.

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CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:43 AM
The Godfather Lasgna sandwich, Cleveland Ohio

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Winner! Mmmm now Im fucking salivating

Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:43 AM
Conan the Barbarian KO'd a camel and when I was 10 years old that was the funniest fucking thing I had ever seen in my life.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:43 AM
Ha - the Tags area below -
deacon blues" s dan, .nets best posters, fake boobs suck!, saggy boobs, where's misty?

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:45 AM
Rename the cat "Cookie"

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:45 AM
Someone say Creme Fraiche?


Ding! Ding! Ding! I knew, when I was even considering recording my sam-ich for all of posterity on DotNet, that ol' Randy would be incarnated. Very good, sir.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:45 AM
I love Lamb - prob my favorite meat and sex outlet

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 10:46 AM
Last night I had thick cut balogna fried in butter, dipped the whole grain bread in the butter in the pan, add tomato and red onion. Beer. Proper red neck eats right there

Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:46 AM
Ding! Ding! Ding! I knew, when I was even considering recording my sam-ich for all of posterity on DotNet, that ol' Randy would be incarnated. Very good, sir.

I just can't resist a Randy reference.

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 10:48 AM
I love Lamb - prob my favorite meat and sex outlet

ya a gyro is pretty damn good but to me its just an out door food sammich

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Ding! Ding! Ding! I knew, when I was even considering recording my sam-ich for all of posterity on DotNet, that ol' Randy would be incarnated. Very good, sir.

i caught the HORRIBLE BOSSES reference but what was this from?

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Donk! Y'ham & egg sandwich eaters (muffin on the side).

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Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:50 AM
i caught the HORRIBLE BOSSES reference but what was this from?

In a south park episode randy gets real serious about cooking and puts Creme Fraishe on everything.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:51 AM
ya a gyro is pretty damn good but to me its just an out door food sammich

I love the Lamb chop lolipops - hold them by the bone and enjoy the goodness!

Manning, Esq.
01-10-2012, 10:51 AM
i caught the HORRIBLE BOSSES reference but what was this from?

Whoops. Jumped the Donk! gun. Never seen Horrible Bosses. South Park did a FoodTV-inspired chide when Randy loved using creme fraiche.

C'Ya; more confused than usual.

Gutter
01-10-2012, 10:51 AM
Donk! Y'ham & egg sandwich eaters (muffin on the side).

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Four Rooms!!!! great movie. you're not getting anything past me today.

deliciousV
01-10-2012, 10:52 AM
Donkiddy bitches! I gotta work tomorrow, for the second time this week, WTF! So you won't have me to kick around, see ya Thurs.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:52 AM
Last night I had thick cut balogna fried in butter, dipped the whole grain bread in the butter in the pan, add tomato and red onion. Beer. Proper red neck eats right there

Speaking my language right there

sailor
01-10-2012, 10:53 AM
From a few pages back, I love Dave's sports show.

CountryBob
01-10-2012, 10:53 AM
:bye::down: OK, I guess I will try to get some work done. Bye

disneyspy
01-10-2012, 10:54 AM
In a south park episode randy gets real serious about cooking and puts Creme Fraishe on everything.

Whoops. Jumped the Donk! gun. Never seen Horrible Bosses. South Park did a FoodTV-inspired chide when Randy loved using creme fraiche.

C'Ya; more confused than usual.

oh ya,food network stars episode,got it

ah-ight buddays have a good one

C'YA!!

sailor
01-10-2012, 10:55 AM
Didn't Eli Whitney invent peanut butter?

sailor
01-10-2012, 11:00 AM
I've done chicken tikka masala on naan.

And the Chinese do bread, pork buns (and other steamed buns) are great.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 11:07 AM
The sandwich conversation reminded me that there was a time I heard "bahn mi" like every other 5 minutes, and now it seems to have evaporated. And then someone goes on a describes basically a bahn mi only on a sesame seed roll instead of a long roll.

realmenhatelife
01-10-2012, 11:09 AM
WTF is a tortas?

In my mind you said this just like Gollum asking Sam "What's taters?"


But really it's just a sandwich with mexican ingredients. I'm not sure if there's something that a torta needs to qualify as a legit torta cus I'm usually ordering chillequiles or enchiladas.

Gutter
01-10-2012, 11:11 AM
In my mind you said this just like Gollum asking Sam "What's taters?"

no joke, i was thinking the same thing.

Dell
01-10-2012, 01:37 PM
buddays...:bye:

too much work today...would you suggest getting a recording or waiting for tomorrow's show?