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disneyspy
01-11-2012, 07:12 AM
MAHABONER BUDDAYS,WE'RE LATE!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sK16bjBxmfk/TdUi5rOk1HI/AAAAAAAAAcE/YViLxGK0FKU/s1600/sexy+girl.jpeg


Let's help out little Stanley Mac today (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Hey, look! East Side Dave shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Get a Patrice CD, you'll be happy you did (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Surprise good show related site of the year (http://theinterrobang.com/)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

Furtherman
01-11-2012, 07:14 AM
Where is everyone?






At the fuck patch?

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:14 AM
Wah, wah, Wednesday, Buddays!!

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Let's help out little Stanley Mac today (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Hey, look! East Side Dave shirts! (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Just what the heck is a Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Get a Patrice CD, you'll be happy you did (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Surprise good show related site of the year (http://theinterrobang.com/)

1 866 RON 0 FEZ

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:17 AM
Im confused - which thread! ahhhhhhhh

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:18 AM
Which thread? Im confused .. aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Furtherman
01-11-2012, 07:18 AM
I've molded the threads together.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:18 AM
Whew... Ok nothing to see here...:huh:

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:18 AM
Hey there, hi there, ho there, Boppers.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 07:20 AM
i wonder how long fez watched his sister getting her muffin pounded

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:20 AM
nothing better than high school banging in the woods - I used to fuck my girlfriend so many times during school hours in a pine bluff behind the school during lunch.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:21 AM
hello :-)

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:21 AM
i wonder how long fez watched his sister getting her muffin pounded

At least until he came - or that would have been a waste of time...:tongue:

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 07:21 AM
hello :-)

:bye: plan C went into effect while you were gone

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:22 AM
Misti!! Welcome home.

Gutter
01-11-2012, 07:22 AM
moarning buddays.

I might start a new thread for this, but does anyone else watch the show Off Limits on the Travel Channel? The host is the same dude that had the "Cities of the Underworld" show on History channel. It's awesome.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:22 AM
hello :-)

Hi Misty :bye:- your presence has been greatly missed here. Good trip?

Gutter
01-11-2012, 07:22 AM
hello :-)

:thumbup: :clap:

welcome back....hope all is well. Merry Christmas Happy New Year, all that shit.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:26 AM
Hi Misty :bye:- your presence has been greatly missed here. Good trip?

it was 50/50.

50 bad - my dad was hospitalized for a week (which extended our stay until he was strong enough to do the road trip); my paycheck bounced just in time for christmas so no one got any real gifts (maxed out my credit cards, which have a small balance, to pay things); i dropped my mom's phone in the toilet and it was on the fritz.

50 good - my nephew was born 12/22/11; got my mom's phone working properly again; dad handled the 24 hr nonstop road trip well.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:26 AM
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sailor
01-11-2012, 07:26 AM
I forwarded the list of naughty posters to you from your absence, Misti.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:27 AM
I forwarded the list of naughty posters to you from your absence, Misti.

thank you, my good man


:banning:

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:27 AM
We scared her off

im right here...

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:28 AM
50 bad - my dad was hospitalized for a week (which extended our stay until he was strong enough to do the road trip); my paycheck bounced just in time for christmas so no one got any real gifts (maxed out my credit cards, which have a small balance, to pay things); i dropped my mom's phone in the toilet and it was on the fritz.


Pains, Strains, and Cellular Spills

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:29 AM
it was 50/50.

50 bad - my dad was hospitalized for a week (which extended our stay until he was strong enough to do the road trip); my paycheck bounced just in time for christmas so no one got any real gifts (maxed out my credit cards, which have a small balance, to pay things); i dropped my mom's phone in the toilet and it was on the fritz.

50 good - my nephew was born 12/22/11; got my mom's phone working properly again; dad handled the 24 hr nonstop road trip well.

Yikes! Sorry for all of the issues but sounds like all worked out. Paycheck bouncing is not acceptable - that burns my ass so bad. If we expect employees to bust their ass for us then they should always have their pay on time. Did they offer an apology or additional compensation of some sort at least?

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 07:29 AM
it was 50/50.

50 bad - my dad was hospitalized for a week (which extended our stay until he was strong enough to do the road trip); my paycheck bounced just in time for christmas so no one got any real gifts (maxed out my credit cards, which have a small balance, to pay things); i dropped my mom's phone in the toilet and it was on the fritz.

50 good - my nephew was born 12/22/11; got my mom's phone working properly again; dad handled the 24 hr nonstop road trip well.

The fact that you have a 24hr nonstop road trip in the "good" section makes you a real "glass half full" kinda gal. Good for you.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:29 AM
i never realized how much rnf curse until i forget my headphones and play the show on my speakers at my desk :flush:

Gutter
01-11-2012, 07:31 AM
Fez's cyst talk......let's listen to him shine now. Fezzy's on fiiiiiirrrreeee!!!!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ta9onxam1qzbrhso1_500.jpg

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 07:32 AM
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/keep-your-eyes-on-the-road.jpg

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:32 AM
Yikes! Sorry for all of the issues but sounds like all worked out. Paycheck bouncing is not acceptable - that burns my ass so bad. If we expect employees to bust their ass for us then they should always have their pay on time. Did they offer an apology or additional compensation of some sort at least?

nope. now im behind on ALL my bills which really pisses me off. my budget is also fucked because of the bounced fees from all of my auto pay shit, but im trying.

im trying real hard...

http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/LISTS/2011/002_February/3/wigipedia/samuel_jackson_pulp_fiction_wig.jpg

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 07:33 AM
When Zito started saying, "She's probably a trans...", I SO was not expecting "transmedia student".

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:36 AM
The fact that you have a 24hr nonstop road trip in the "good" section makes you a real "glass half full" kinda gal. Good for you.

well its "good" because they wanted to stretch the drive from FL to NY into three days. unacceptable. knock it out and get it over with. also, i would have had to pay for the motels, whcih was out of the question due to my sudden cash flow stress.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:36 AM
nope. now im behind on ALL my bills which really pisses me off. my budget is also fucked because of the bounced fees from all of my auto pay shit, but im trying.

im trying real hard...

http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/LISTS/2011/002_February/3/wigipedia/samuel_jackson_pulp_fiction_wig.jpg

Get it back someway - somehow. I had this happen a long time ago and I complained and got a "bonus" next time to help me recoup my losses. hell, take longer lunches etc if you can... I once took home a few reams of copy paper to justify getting fucked over.

But now I would'nt steal anything (in case big brother is watching :unsure:

Furtherman
01-11-2012, 07:37 AM
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/keep-your-eyes-on-the-road.jpg

I just crashed.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:37 AM
Lol - at Zito saying why cant you wait to jack off until you get home?

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:38 AM
Sister Christian? More like sister kissin'.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 07:39 AM
A friend of a friend is on a cruise with her alchy husband, who has been wasted for three days and cheated on her on the boat. Her whole family is on the boat too, and they're both blind. Man people are messed up.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:39 AM
Get it back someway - somehow. I had this happen a long time ago and I complained and got a "bonus" next time to help me recoup my losses. hell, take longer lunches etc if you can... I once took home a few reams of copy paper to justify getting fucked over.

But now I would'nt steal anything (in case big brother is watching :unsure:

yeah.. im gonna have to "get back at them" with time. they just laid a few people off, one of which is the new nurse, who is SO damned cool :down: im gonna miss her.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:39 AM
A friend of a friend is on a cruise with her alchy husband, who has been wasted for three days and cheated on her on the boat. Her whole family is on the boat too, and they're both in denial. Man people are messed up.

fixed.. :down:

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:39 AM
Sometimes, Google's Doodles are quite the stretch: Nicholas Steno's 374th birthday? C'mon.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:40 AM
A friend of a friend is on a cruise with her alchy husband, who has been wasted for three days and cheated on her on the boat. Her whole family is on the boat too, and they're both blind. Man people are messed up.

I dont get this part - like really blind or just oblivious to what is going on?

oh, i see now

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 07:40 AM
fix ispy!

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:41 AM
uggg... nothing but a stupid salad for lunch today. I was a bad boy last night with pizza and beer. All of the Fez pizza party talk made me fall off of the diet wagon.

Furtherman
01-11-2012, 07:42 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1p20WdeXKKs/TESwgj8jtdI/AAAAAAAAJbo/wFdIFHIwp7Q/s1600/Ocean1.jpg



No Shark sighting.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 07:43 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-xIYVw3ZPJk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 07:44 AM
A friend of a friend is on a cruise with her alchy husband, who has been wasted for three days and cheated on her on the boat. Her whole family is on the boat too, and they're both blind. Man people are messed up.

I understand this is a terrible story, but you have to be impressed that a blind alcoholic on a 3 day bender managed to get laid.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:44 AM
A friend of a friend is on a cruise with her alchy husband, who has been wasted for three days and cheated on her on the boat. Her whole family is on the boat too, and they're both blind. Man people are messed up.

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:44 AM
I understand this is a terrible story, but you have to be impressed that a blind alcoholic on a 3 day bender managed to get laid.

Im impressed, i couldnt get laid if I was the star of a porno movie :flush:

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:45 AM
I really have evolved to LOATHE wrestling and any type of wrestling talk.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:46 AM
Im impressed, i couldnt get laid if I was the star of a porno movie :flush:

me either.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:46 AM
The video is evidence enough of why Sam keeps all of his wrestling tapes in a closet.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:47 AM
The video is evidence enough of why Sam keeps all of his wrestling tapes in a closet.

wrapped in crusty, crunchy kleenex

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:49 AM
wrapped in crusty, crunchy kleenex

__________________________

You've crossed it.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:50 AM
__________________________

You've crossed it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/ian02302/BugsBunnyCrossThisLine.png

you know you missed me....

sailor
01-11-2012, 07:50 AM
Never heard of payroll checks bouncing. Just crazy.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 07:50 AM
Last night I went out to dinner with a old "friend with benefits" from a few years ago - of course, you know why I called her up.... Half way into the pizza, she mentioned that she was banging another friend of mine and was in crush mode with him and was so happy.

I had to hide my rejection and jealousy face and wished her well.

God I feel like Keithy now...:glurps:

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 07:51 AM
I understand this is a terrible story, but you have to be impressed that a blind alcoholic on a 3 day bender managed to get laid.

From what I understand he's a pretty charming guy, but again I feel like a boat is the easiest place in the world to get laid.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:52 AM
Never heard of payroll checks bouncing. Just crazy.

then maybe it was late or something. all i know is that it was not there on time.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 07:52 AM
Last night I went out to dinner with a old "friend with benefits" from a few years ago - of course, you know why I called her up.... Half way into the pizza, she mentioned that she was banging another friend of mine and was in crush mode with him and was so happy.

I had to hide my rejection and jealousy face and wished her well.

God I feel like Keithy now...:glurps:

Maybe because when she asked "What toppings you want?" you gave her a lurid wink.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 07:53 AM
Last night I went out to dinner with a old "friend with benefits" from a few years ago - of course, you know why I called her up.... Half way into the pizza, she mentioned that she was banging another friend of mine and was in crush mode with him and was so happy.

I had to hide my rejection and jealousy face and wished her well.

God I feel like Keithy now...:glurps:

She pony up $24.00 for the pie?

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 07:53 AM
Last night I went out to dinner with a old "friend with benefits" from a few years ago - of course, you know why I called her up.... Half way into the pizza, she mentioned that she was banging another friend of mine and was in crush mode with him and was so happy.

I had to hide my rejection and jealousy face and wished her well.

God I feel like Keithy now...:glurps:

You should have told her the other guy was married and broken out the Boones Farm.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 07:56 AM
Last night I went to Ikea with my 8 month pregnant friend to help her get her crib, and I was aggressively looking at underage girls in yoga pants because I knew anyone who saw us assumed I was her baby daddy, and I wanted them to all think I was a horrible scumbag.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 07:58 AM
Maybe because when she asked "What toppings you want?" you gave her a lurid wink.

was that supposed to be code for pubic hair or something?

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 07:58 AM
Maybe because when she asked "What toppings you want?" you gave her a lurid wink.

tsssss you want me to stuff your crust or sumfin? tsssss

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:03 AM
Last night I went to Ikea with my 8 month pregnant friend to help her get her crib, and I was aggressively looking at underage girls in yoga pants because I knew anyone who saw us assumed I was her baby daddy, and I wanted them to all think I was a horrible scumbag.

Too odd. Why would you go to Ikea wearing yoga pants?

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:03 AM
Last night I went out to dinner with a old "friend with benefits" from a few years ago - of course, you know why I called her up.... Half way into the pizza, she mentioned that she was banging another friend of mine and was in crush mode with him and was so happy.

I had to hide my rejection and jealousy face and wished her well.

God I feel like Keithy now...:glurps:

Can't wait to not read your blog.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 08:04 AM
Maybe because when she asked "What toppings you want?" you gave her a lurid wink.

I used to call it the perverted grin back in they day.

Ha - she is a fucking mess but has someone that "wants" to be with her. I am jealous of anyones joy lately.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 08:04 AM
Too odd. Why would you go to Ikea wearing yoga pants?

They're very comfortable.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 08:04 AM
Too odd. Why would you go to Ikea wearing yoga pants?

because its comfy http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/thSmiley-hiding-behind-couch.gif

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:04 AM
Too odd. Why would you go to Ikea wearing yoga pants?

It's all girls wear anymore.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 08:05 AM
was that supposed to be code for pubic hair or something?

I was thinking more like Cbob 'topping' her missionary style. Did you get a tan?

Too odd. Why would you go to Ikea wearing yoga pants?

Well I have great calves.


Can't wait to not read your blog.

Ha.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 08:05 AM
zito's being a cystie

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 08:05 AM
It's all girls wear anymore.

stop judging me!

**slams door**

Furtherman
01-11-2012, 08:06 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iEeMJgV75nQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 08:06 AM
Last night I went to Ikea with my 8 month pregnant friend to help her get her crib, and I was aggressively looking at underage girls in yoga pants because I knew anyone who saw us assumed I was her baby daddy, and I wanted them to all think I was a horrible scumbag.

That's fucking awesome! haha:clap:

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:07 AM
I used to call it the perverted grin back in they day.

Ha - she is a fucking mess but has someone that "wants" to be with her. I am jealous of anyones joy lately.

I thought you "wanted" her.

Gutter
01-11-2012, 08:08 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-xIYVw3ZPJk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That's hilarious. Did the announcer say "hypnotosis" though? hahaha riot.

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:08 AM
then maybe it was late or something. all i know is that it was not there on time.

It's believable it bounced; it's just a really bad sign.

Gutter
01-11-2012, 08:09 AM
Last night I went to Ikea with my 8 month pregnant friend to help her get her crib, and I was aggressively looking at underage girls in yoga pants because I knew anyone who saw us assumed I was her baby daddy, and I wanted them to all think I was a horrible scumbag.

You sir, are a champion among men.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:09 AM
A friend went to India on assignment for three weeks and was bitten "by something" overnight. Too scared to seek medical help there, he ignored it. Came back and went to the ER where they were dumbfounded by the bite, and the developing cyst on his leg where the bite was. The lump went away the next day, but reappeared on his forearm. By the time it was golf ball sized, he got worried and went back. They gave him some antibiotics, without effect. Yesterday, he noticed that his sleeve was sopping with cysty, sticky, scum. It burst, unknowingly. He's off today to another hospital. Ironic that a medical staff with many Indian roots couldn't figure this one out in the first place.

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:09 AM
stop judging me!

**slams door**

No, no, no -I think it's a great thing.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 08:11 AM
A friend went to India on assignment for three weeks and was bitten "by something" overnight. Too scared to seek medical help there, he ignored it. Came back and went to the ER where they were dumbfounded by the bite, and the developing cyst on his leg where the bite was. The lump went away the next day, but reappeared on his forearm. By the time it was golf ball sized, he got worried and went back. They gave him some antibiotics, without effect. Yesterday, he noticed that his sleeve was sopping with cysty, sticky, scum. It burst, unknowingly. He's off today to another hospital. Ironic that a medical staff with many Indian roots couldn't figure this one out in the first place.

Great story right before lunch.:flush:

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:12 AM
It's believable it bounced; it's just a really bad sign.

Another apropos bad sign, paraphrased from a Midwestern clasic car cruise:

Show Us Your Cyst!!

Donnie Iris
01-11-2012, 08:12 AM
Fuck Zito

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 08:12 AM
Great story right before lunch.:flush:

are you kidding. i totally needed that. i have so much weight to lose after what i did to myself over this holiday season

:flush:

Gutter
01-11-2012, 08:15 AM
Sounds like Fez singing.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 08:18 AM
in one of the jails i was in florida a guy had been bitten by brown recluse spider and it had laid eggs in him,his thigh got a huge bump on it but he didnt want to be held up in jail for them to look at it,the day he was going to be released his flesh all torn up and rotted,hundreds of tiny spiders came running out of it infesting our overcrowded cell

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:19 AM
Sometimes, LT's not 100% painful on the ol' earholes.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:22 AM
♫Dr. Steve, Dr. Steve♫
♫Dr. Steve, Dr. Steve♫

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 08:29 AM
My buddy just told me he had to put his 17 yr old lab down this morning. In the past month he has been around so much death. His girlfriend had a miscarriage, his grandma died, his 2 yr old lab died and now the 17 yr old. Wow they really need some good times now - makes my worries childish.

Gutter
01-11-2012, 08:31 AM
My buddy just told me he had to put his 17 yr old lab down this morning. In the past month he has been around so much death. His girlfriend had a miscarriage, his grandma died, his 2 yr old lab died and now the 17 yr old. Wow they really need some good times now - makes my worries childish.

how'd the 2 year old lab die? that whole thing is sad.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:33 AM
My buddy just told me he had to put his 17 yr old lab down this morning. In the past month he has been around so much death. His girlfriend had a miscarriage, his grandma died, his 2 yr old lab died and now the 17 yr old. Wow they really need some good times now - makes my worries childish.

Man. Labs are really one of the most perfectly, personable breeds. I can imagine how meaningful it was to him, especially amidst all the other tragedy. Happy holidays, indeed.

Gutter
01-11-2012, 08:34 AM
Bunch of horseshit....My Peterson campaign slogans were WAY better than that.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 08:35 AM
Watched Raising Arizona again this weekend. God I love that movie

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:36 AM
Can't wait to hear the disgust from WF or epo regarding Haley Barbour, depending on which party he belongs to.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:36 AM
Watched Raising Arizona again this weekend. God I love that movie

Make it a CoenThon: Miller's + Fargo + AZ.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:37 AM
The most confused Barista: Potato Latte.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 08:38 AM
Make it a CoenThon: Miller's + Fargo + AZ.

crazy! the big lebowski,true grit and no country for old men

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 08:39 AM
how'd the 2 year old lab die? that whole thing is sad.

The craziest thing I have ever heard - from a parasite he caught when he injested deer urine. So sad indeed

Gutter
01-11-2012, 08:40 AM
The craziest thing I have ever heard - from a parasite he caught when he injested deer urine. So sad indeed

jeezus that's terrible.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:42 AM
crazy! the big lebowski,true grit and no country for old men

No problem - Two day wingding. That's just how excellent they are. I'd be happier than average if it was Blood Simple, Barton, and Ladykillers. And, although most wouldn't agree, I throw Bad Santa into the Coen realm, and enjoy it like all the others.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:43 AM
Strong, confident, spiteful Fez. I like it.

IamFogHat
01-11-2012, 08:44 AM
Zito has a cyst on his penis?

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 08:44 AM
No problem - Two day wingding. That's just how excellent they are. I'd be happier than average if it was Blood Simple, Barton, and Ladykillers. And, although most wouldn't agree, I throw Bad Santa into the Coen realm, and enjoy it like all the others.

i have to admit i went and dug RAISING ARIZONA out and put it on top of my dvd queue

Gutter
01-11-2012, 08:44 AM
Why is Rob fucking blowing it right now? OF COURSE zito needs to show you that thing before he gets days off. Way to ruin the bit Rob.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 08:45 AM
Zito has a cyst on his penis?

if the two of you got together you could give him an ass cyst to help him out

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:45 AM
Dunno ... startin' to sound like Bravo Sierra. When Ron asked him how long he'd known about the cyst, the pause, and "ummm" were just too extended. I betcha when Cross reports back, whatever it is, cyst or otherwise, will not be impressive.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 08:46 AM
Make it a CoenThon: Miller's + Fargo + AZ.

crazy! the big lebowski,true grit and no country for old men

the only one ive seen from these is big lebowski. :o

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 08:47 AM
Good cross line, Fez!

And I hate David Cross.

Also, you cant stop being Jewish, it's an ethnicity.

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:47 AM
the only one ive seen from these is big lebowski. :o

See Fargo now.

I started to watch AZ over the weekend as well, but it was like 2am and I tapped out halfway thru.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:48 AM
the only one ive seen from these is big lebowski. :o

You like? If so, I'd suggest Raising Arizona next. Don't jump into No Country or Miller's Crossing until you have a flavor for the Brothers.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 08:48 AM
the only one ive seen from these is big lebowski. :o

You are doing yourself a disservice, young lady.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 08:49 AM
Barton Fink is a must if you're doing a Cohen trilogy. But the definitive Cohen trilogy is a tough one.

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:50 AM
Good cross line, Fez!

And I hate David Cross.

Also, you cant stop being Jewish, it's an ethnicity.

Opinions vary on the Jewish thing. People say ethnicity, religion and/or nationality. Much less on nationality, but a big split between the other two.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 08:51 AM
Barton Fink is a must if you're doing a Cohen trilogy. But the definitive Cohen trilogy is a tough one.

ive decided to go with arizona,true grit and big lebowski for tonight

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 08:51 AM
Good cross line, Fez!

And I hate David Cross.

Also, you cant stop being Jewish, it's an ethnicity.

Opinions vary on the Jewish thing. People say ethnicity, religion and/or nationality. Much less on nationality, but a big split between the other two.

I thought it was a religion.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:54 AM
Of course we treat strangers better than family. It's built into our language. That's why the phrase isn't, "Shut Up Y'Neighbor Fucker!"

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:55 AM
I thought it was a religion.

Problem is it really is both. Jewish people themselves argue over it.

sailor
01-11-2012, 08:57 AM
While we're on the Jewish topic I really liked A serious man by the coens.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 08:57 AM
Fred's trying to get some mileage out of this story. Ain't workin'.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 08:58 AM
Of course we treat strangers better than family. It's built into our language. That's why the phrase isn't, "Shut Up Y'Neighbor Fucker!"

hahaaa,at first i thought you were shitting on cbob,then i remembered mother fucker jones

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 09:01 AM
While we're on the Jewish topic I really liked A serious man by the coens.

They love the northern plains, or what?! It's really uncanny how almost every project is valuable to me. Intolerable Cruelty.

sailor
01-11-2012, 09:02 AM
Maybe he got the cyst when that motorcyclist hit his car.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 09:02 AM
Fred's trying to get some mileage out of this story. Ain't workin'.

Gotta disagree, especially with Bonnie doing the run-in. Radio gold.

IamFogHat
01-11-2012, 09:02 AM
http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/hot-zone/70527d1243349744-north-korea-again-clap.gif

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 09:04 AM
Gotta disagree, especially with Bonnie doing the run-in. Radio gold.

ya but fred was pointed toward it by the puppet master for some reason

jimmyolsenblues
01-11-2012, 09:05 AM
I had to run out, what happened with the cyst when rob looked at it?

deliciousV
01-11-2012, 09:07 AM
I'm on a ferry you fairy. Riding over to bald head Island. Stopped in to say great show, because I knew you wondered what I thought.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:07 AM
I wanted to check out the bonnie pic - is it on the interrobang? I tried www.theinterrobang.com and it didnt work.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 09:10 AM
I wanted to check out the bonnie pic - is it on the interrobang? I tried www.theinterrobang.com and it didnt work.

She uses it for her Twit-profile:

http://twitter.com/bonniemcfarlane

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:11 AM
That is kinda creepy - like William Gacy-esque!

jimmyolsenblues
01-11-2012, 09:14 AM
So what happened with the cyst?

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:14 AM
I have to admit, I get completely smitten by beauty everytime. I dont care if a chick is not funny, is boring etc - if she is pretty, I am immediately hooked.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 09:14 AM
After eating my apple my definitive Cohen's trilogy is: Raising Arizona, Barton Fink, Fargo.


I think it's most representative of the overall cohen style.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 09:16 AM
So what happened with the cyst?

last i remember hearing rob cross was going to look at it

then fred got dragged in

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:16 AM
So now Vos will be convinced that Bonnie has cheated on him with Fred. Nice!

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 09:17 AM
So what happened with the cyst?

According to Rob Cross, it's really there. The he said he's seen enough cysts and left to get lunch.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 09:22 AM
So now Vos will be convinced that Bonnie has cheated on him with Fred. Nice!

She should bang him, it would be the perfect crime. No matter how convinced Rich was noone would believe him.

jimmyolsenblues
01-11-2012, 09:25 AM
thanks leeds

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 09:25 AM
Here's what Bodolai said about Bonnie in his final opus:

Her podcast is so amazing you must get on this. It’s called “Bonnie and Vos” or something. I’d probably not want to be married to him either but she’s from Cold Lake, Alberta so funny obnoxious controlling Jews are probably what is down in her pants. Get on this podcast people!

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:26 AM
No wonder Vos is paranoid

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:31 AM
I think Bonnie is cute - and funny, what a catch. I dont blame you Fred.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 09:33 AM
I think Bonnie is cute - and funny, what a catch. I dont blame you Fred.

i'd throw a ball at her ass and make her see all fifty states

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 09:33 AM
I think Bonnie is cute - and funny, what a catch. I dont blame you Fred.

Vos is looking for you now.

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:38 AM
Vos is looking for you now.

Oh no :surrender: I'd better start dodging him!

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:38 AM
i'd throw a ball at her ass and make her see all fifty states

Ive heard this 50 states said before - what exactly does that mean?

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 09:40 AM
Ive heard this 50 states said before - what exactly does that mean?

you'll have to watch HORRIBLE BOSSES its too wierd to try and explain

IamFogHat
01-11-2012, 09:43 AM
Looks like this is what Fred was inspired by
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/3f593dd079424e6a81488a4c21053157/l.jpg

Gutter
01-11-2012, 09:43 AM
Ive heard this 50 states said before - what exactly does that mean?

It's from a movie.


no it's not....


it is now.

IamFogHat
01-11-2012, 09:45 AM
"You need to pack up your fears, and get on that plane."
Ewwww, will someone please play that for Jimmy tomorrow so he can trash Vos forever?

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:50 AM
Woah look out - give her the hug and she might get a little damp!

Gutter
01-11-2012, 09:50 AM
Woah look out - give her the hug and she might get a little damp!

I think I just heard a tent going up in studio.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 09:53 AM
Oh no :surrender: I'd better start dodging him!

Nice. Louie! Beans!

CountryBob
01-11-2012, 09:53 AM
Shit - gotta bail out now. Have a 2pm meeting to educate a new employee on the wild, wonderful world of benefits and 401k.

My job is boring most times but I am thankful until it interferes with Ron and Fez time.

Donk-idity mo fo's! :bye:

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:06 AM
it always cracks me up when a caller is talking and then just stops and goes "hello?"

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:06 AM
Hope Fred really takes advantage. Somehow, he's come across as a better fit with the Buddays than Zito. It's not really profound, but I can't seem to put my finger on why that's the case.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 10:07 AM
it always cracks me up when a caller is talking and then just stops and goes "hello?"

That was the only funny thing about that terrible call.

IamFogHat
01-11-2012, 10:07 AM
My grandmother's two brothers married two sisters. I think it was more common back then.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:08 AM
My grandmother's two brothers married two sisters. I think it was more common back then.

hello queen elizabeth

sailor
01-11-2012, 10:09 AM
Did Bonnie just shit on Ron for his hipster hat?

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 10:10 AM
Did Bonnie just shit on Ron for his hipster hat?

I thought she was shitting on the beret a little bit and it made me so happy.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:10 AM
Glad for CBob that he got pulled away so we don;t have to explain the nuances of this conversation: "No, no, no ... the sisters are only sisters among themselves. The brother are from another family. Sheesh."

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 10:10 AM
My grandmother's two brothers married two sisters. I think it was more common back then.

my great aunt married her husband after she dated her husband's brother. then when the husband died, she married the husbands brother.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 10:11 AM
are they talking about bronies?

sailor
01-11-2012, 10:12 AM
my great aunt married her husband after she dated her husband's brother. then when the husband died, she married the husbands brother.

Again, my cousin married my uncle.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 10:12 AM
are they talking about bronies?

Yes, and if it makes Ron feel better, he's not the last to hear about it - I just heard about it for the first time from him.

IamFogHat
01-11-2012, 10:16 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-unexpected-fan-bases-in-pop-culture/

Dell
01-11-2012, 10:16 AM
afternooners buddays...:bye:

glad I got here in time for My Little Pony discussion...I liked the baby blue one

Dell
01-11-2012, 10:17 AM
okay, what the heck is a broney?

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:20 AM
okay, what the heck is a broney?

bros that like my little pony

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 10:21 AM
okay, what the heck is a broney?

the male, older fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:24 AM
My guess is that the Brony subculture got legs since Care Bears already incorporated a description of its male fandom.

Dell
01-11-2012, 10:29 AM
I think we have a generation of people that grew up and will grow old playing video games...damn youngins

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:29 AM
Fez has been great today. New meds? Stopped meds? Fired the Doc? Focalizing? No matter. Just keep it going <strike>Tappy</strike> Fez.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 10:30 AM
I think we have a generation of people that grew up and will grow old playing video games...damn youngins

damn right :smoke:

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:31 AM
I think we have a generation of people that grew up and will grow old playing video games...damn youngins

i just got into the games on XBOX360,so pissed i ignored them for so long

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:33 AM
boy did i mess up

IamFogHat
01-11-2012, 10:34 AM
My dog just farted really bad, I might have to leave the room.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 10:36 AM
I laughed so hard at Tim Tebow's fire I think I ruptured my spleen.

Dell
01-11-2012, 10:37 AM
i just got into the games on XBOX360,so pissed i ignored them for so long

like they were around when you were a kid...

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:38 AM
Been listening to Spread's RF from their first XM days. I forgot how the callers, like newly freed, racist phoenixes, threw around the n-word more often than "Ron" or "Fez."

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:38 AM
like they were around when you were a kid...

ha!

and i thought blowhard was trying to cough and say the p word while doing it to cover it up

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 10:39 AM
PBR is almost undrinkable. Almost.

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 10:39 AM
PBR is almost undrinkable. Almost.

i can only have 1 pbr before i throw it up.

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 10:40 AM
i can only have 1 pbr before i throw it up.

Cheap date! :thumbup:

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:40 AM
Been listening to Spread's RF from their first XM days. I forgot how the callers, like newly freed, racist phoenixes, threw around the n-word more often than "Ron" or "Fez."

still stuck in 03,not there yet

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:40 AM
like they were around when you were a kid...

I'm pretty sure that 2600 is better than 360 (except in golfing and horseshoes - heehaha).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Atari-2600-Wood-4Sw-Set.jpg/300px-Atari-2600-Wood-4Sw-Set.jpg

Gutter
01-11-2012, 10:42 AM
i can only have 1 pbr before i throw it up.

I'm surprised you can make it through one.

I love how people think it tastes good now just because its become stylish.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:43 AM
Been listening to Spread's RF from their first XM days. I forgot how the callers, like newly freed, racist phoenixes, threw around the n-word more often than "Ron" or "Fez."

hey just realized that i fucked up and posted that out in the open,can you please delete that? its not supposeded to be here

cougarjake13
01-11-2012, 10:44 AM
Nvr had one and don't plan on having one either

sailor
01-11-2012, 10:45 AM
I would have gone with ho-nies.

And gutter, you mean hipsters, not people.

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:45 AM
I'm surprised you can make it through one.

I love how people think it tastes good now just because its become stylish.

More disturbing, IMHO, is its popularity in brewpubs, and other aficionado outlets. Honestly‽You tirelessly produce small-batch, craft beers, but throw PBR on the menu as the [ironic] poor-man's choice. Tearbull.

sailor
01-11-2012, 10:45 AM
hey just realized that i fucked up and posted that out in the open,can you please delete that? its not supposeded to be here

Huh?

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:48 AM
Huh?

he quoted a post i made earlier with a link that is a secret site,could you fix please? and thanx

post #180

LeedsJr
01-11-2012, 10:48 AM
PBR is not the worst beer I've ever tasted. This is:

http://www.blatzbeer.com

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:49 AM
alright buddays,been cool hangin witchas,have a good one


C'YA!!

Manning, Esq.
01-11-2012, 10:49 AM
Good show.
Better thread.
Best posters.

Fuck You and C'ya! (only C'Ya! if you're reading this, though).

Love,
Manning, Esq.

dONK!

Misteriosa
01-11-2012, 10:54 AM
good thread to come back to. i want something EPIC tomorrow.

later buddays :bye:

Gutter
01-11-2012, 10:54 AM
PBR is not the worst beer I've ever tasted. This is:

http://www.blatzbeer.com

Keystone Light is pretty fucking terrible too.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 10:55 AM
i'd kill my whole family just to enjoy the sweet delious taste of beer again

sailor
01-11-2012, 11:00 AM
he quoted a post i made earlier with a link that is a secret site,could you fix please? and thanx

post #180

Not from my phone.

Edit: I lied. Deleted where he quoted you, but don't see the original.

sailor
01-11-2012, 11:05 AM
i'd kill my whole family just to enjoy the sweet delious taste of beer again

You likely won't have to go to such extremes.

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 11:05 AM
Back before PBR it was grenades of Mickey's.

Dell
01-11-2012, 11:10 AM
Back before PBR it was grenades of Mickey's.

I kinda remember rolling rock being swill when I first started drinking beer and was surprised to see it on a premium list at a watering hole in DC

jimmyolsenblues
01-11-2012, 11:29 AM
I wonder is there a place I can listen to the show after its over...like the paltalk ronfez room? or special delivery fans .com?

realmenhatelife
01-11-2012, 11:35 AM
I kinda remember rolling rock being swill when I first started drinking beer and was surprised to see it on a premium list at a watering hole in DC

Premium? Jesus.

disneyspy
01-11-2012, 02:01 PM
Not from my phone.

Edit: I lied. Deleted where he quoted you, but don't see the original.

thanks,i already changed that