Ron and Fez listening Thread 1/26/12 - I'm your man of love and valor

[jennysmurf]

We have a lot in common - want to get married?

Yeah, I guess.

[deliciousV]

We have a lot in common - want to get married?

I don't see how she can say no, after the way you've sold Bristol today she'd be a fool not to be on her way to the Airport.

[CountryBob]

Get him Zito!

[LeedsJr]

Where's Fez?

[JerseyRich]

Bristol is the Fargo, ND of Tennessee.

[jennysmurf]

Where's Fez?

He was brainstorming.

[JerseyRich]

He was brainstorming.
I'll say it was more of a Brain Fog.

[CountryBob]

Yeah, I guess.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2860/imagescaarmqfv.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/208/imagescaarmqfv.jpg/)


A picture of me from my last wedding - I promise to wash the camper this time...

[JerseyRich]

Or perhaps just brain cloud...

[jennysmurf]

I'll say it was more of a Brain Fog.

You think he's got the Candida Yeast?

http://www.return2health.net/articles/wp-content/uploads/brain_fog.jpg

[A.J.]

Wherever you find the gays...you find good food.

And clean, upscale housing.

[deliciousV]

Where's Fez?

who?

[realmenhatelife]

I never search big stars on imdb, I'm always looking up Clancy Brown or JT Walsh.

[Dell]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2860/imagescaarmqfv.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/208/imagescaarmqfv.jpg/)


A picture of me from my last wedding - I promise to wash the camper this time...

oh, that's just wrong...she should be wearing off-white

[CountryBob]

Damn things expensive these days. I had to buy a 10' and 20' carpet runners and it cost me over $400. And that was the cheapest i could find. Stupid wood floors.

[Dell]

And clean, upscale housing.

and Sailor's competition throws down...next round in 10 minutes

[Manning, Esq.]

I never search big stars on imdb, I'm always looking up Clancy Brown or JT Walsh.

Mega Dittoes. James Patrick, we heardly knew ye. Sling Blade, Red Rock West, House of Games, to name a few.

[Crispy123]

Im still trying to figure out if the caller who couldn't name a correct Tom Arnold movie is really stupid or smart as hell.

[Misteriosa]

im watching pocoyo videos... :o

they are so cute :wub:

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[deliciousV]

oh, that's just wrong...she should be wearing off-white

cause she's took a lot of peckers inside her

[jennysmurf]

cause she's took a lot of peckers inside her

Stop trying to horn in on Fez's gig--he's Mr. Obvious.

[Dell]

cause she's took a lot of peckers inside her

I was thinking it would better match the mobile home...but that too or sumptin, tssss tssss

[realmenhatelife]

Mega Dittoes. James Patrick, we heardly knew ye. Sling Blade, Red Rock West, House of Games, to name a few.

Another really good one is Trey Wilson, he packed in a bunch of great rolls then died young.

[deliciousV]

im watching pocoyo videos... :o

they are so cute :wub:

I like Pingu better.


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[Manning, Esq.]

Another really good one is Trey Wilson, he packed in a bunch of great rolls then died young.

Why "Trey," you may ask? Because who the hell would hire an actor named Donald Yearnsly‽

Didn't realize that he was RIPing. Sad.

[realmenhatelife]

That way my email about cat lovers in the IMDB FAQ section. Anytime you see a movie where something happens to a cat look it up on IMDB and someone will be mad about it.

The Future, Martha Marcy May marlene, Dogtooth, Kids just to name a few.

[Misteriosa]

I like Pingu better.

i like pocoyo better because it sounds like im playing little big planet. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Why "Trey," you may ask? Because who the hell would hire an actor named Donald Yearnsly‽

Didn't realize that he was RIPing. Sad.

You lolligag your way around the infield!

[sailor]

im watching pocoyo videos... :o

they are so cute :wub:

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Our kid's obsessed with the Spanish and English versions of that. It's an adorable show.

[jennysmurf]

I HAAAAATE when people call in with impressions.:wallbash:

[Manning, Esq.]

You lolligag your way around the infield!

Oh wait. I know this one... It makes me lazy???

[JerseyRich]

I have a packet of Swiss Miss Marshmallow Lovers Hot Cocoa Mix...

I need to mix it and drink it at the exact time that I won't crash before I leave work.

I leave at 6.

[JerseyRich]

Arch might be the worst caller in the history of the show.

Seriously.

Just terrible.

[Manning, Esq.]

Two splendid dead cat flicks:

Rubin and Ed
Gummo

[jennysmurf]

I have a packet of Swiss Miss Marshmallow Lovers Hot Cocoa Mix...

I need to mix it and drink it at the exact time that I won't crash before I leave work.

I leave at 6.

Is it true? Do you love the marshmallows? Cause if you don't, then you'll be living a lie.

[JerseyRich]

Is it true? Do you love the marshmallows? Cause if you don't, then you'll be living a lie.
I'm an admirer.

I wouldn't say I LOVE them.

White lies don't hurt anyone.

[CountryBob]

I cant do hot drinks - miss out on coffee and hot choco.

[Manning, Esq.]

I cant do hot drinks - miss out on coffee and hot choco.

Great. Another Mitt vote.

[sailor]

I'm an admirer.

I wouldn't say I LOVE them.

White lies don't hurt anyone.

Racist.

[CountryBob]

Oh cool - I have an unscheduled interview to do in 10 minutes :dry:

I'm only asking 1 question - paper or plastic?

[Manning, Esq.]

Oh cool - I have an unscheduled interview to do in 10 minutes :dry:

I'm only asking 1 question - paper or plastic?

You've really taken it back a few steps since, "Ribbed or bareback?"

[realmenhatelife]

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Gummo

how graphic is the animal violence? egyptianshumba

[Misteriosa]

Our kid's obsessed with the Spanish and English versions of that. It's an adorable show.

my favorite one so far is where pocoyo has a wrapped box and ellie and pato spend the whole time trying to get it away from pocoyo so they can open it. :laugh:

[sailor]

You care about animals dying more than people in movies because they're innocent. Just like you care more about a kid dying than an adult.

[realmenhatelife]

Arch might be the worst caller in the history of the show.

Seriously.

Just terrible.

Blowhard, MLC and FredBX just got a tingle.

[JerseyRich]

You care about animals dying more than people in movies because they're innocent. Just like you care more about a kid dying than an adult.
Yeah, but kids are so stupid.

[Manning, Esq.]

Spy Report! Spy Report!

Pat Sajak admits being drunk during Wheel shows.

After repeatedly demanding top-offs during commercial breaks, one PA was quoted as calling him a "real nagger."

[JerseyRich]

Blowhard, MLC and FredBX just got a tingle.
The difference is that the show calls the Blowhard...

[sailor]

my favorite one so far is where pocoyo has a wrapped box and ellie and pato spend the whole time trying to get it away from pocoyo so they can open it. :laugh:

There's one where Pato (I think) kept trying to take a picture and they all kept fucking it up for him. Just silly fun.

[Dell]

Two splendid dead cat flicks:

Rubin and Ed
Gummo

I liked that scene in Christmas Vacation...

[disneyspy]

forget it,its page 13

[Manning, Esq.]

I read that entire post, Spy.

[JerseyRich]

Spammer!

[Dell]

damn, reading is hard...

[Gutter]

Apparently Ron hasn't been to the Pine Barrens.

[CountryBob]

You've really taken it back a few steps since, "Ribbed or bareback?"

A couple of hotties I've interviewed this week I wanted to ask Spit or Swallow

[Manning, Esq.]

I read you, D'Spy, but am curious which side is Jack, and which, Benny.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2011/04/27/salt_water_taffy.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Apparently Ron hasn't been to the Pine Barrens.
He drove through it every summer as a kid!

[disneyspy]

I read that entire post, Spy.
it was a picture of my balls,did you read it real closely?,like couldnt take your eyes off it,did your mouth get real dry like?

[CountryBob]

I was so hoping that they would have continued the first time homeowner tax deduction from 2010 (like $8000) for this year - :down:

I'm always late for everything.

[Manning, Esq.]

I was so hoping that they would have continued the first time homeowner tax deduction from 2010 (like $8000) for this year - :down:

I'm always late for everything.

Free tax advice:

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[realmenhatelife]

A couple of hotties I've interviewed this week I wanted to ask Spit or Swallow

Like what do they recommend?

[Dell]

A couple of hotties I've interviewed this week I wanted to ask Spit or Swallow

I've always wondered why that matters...

[Manning, Esq.]

I've always wondered why that matters...

Y'musta missed his earlier $400 new carpet lament.

[LeedsJr]

I've always wondered why that matters...

Y'musta missed his earlier $400 new carpet lament.

Now THAT's funny! :lol:

[Manning, Esq.]

Frat Talk + High Voltage = Marshmallow Reference

[Gutter]

He drove through it every summer as a kid!

That's about as much time anyone should spend there.

[JerseyRich]

Ok...just cleaned out my mug that's been sitting on my desk for 4 years...unused.

[Manning, Esq.]

Now THAT's funny! :lol:

http://www.gifmania.co.uk/sports/gymnastics/dancer_bowing_md_wht.gif

[JerseyRich]

That's about as much time anyone should spend there.
Pineys!

They ain't right in the head.

[disneyspy]

Ok...just cleaned out my mug that's been sitting on my desk for 4 years...unused.

you must really want some hot chocalate

[Dell]

our Fraternity hazed, but it was primarily embarrassing the pledges in front of the coeds...the closest to unacceptable was the Texas Pete jock that each of us had to wear to our last flag football game (I would not have pledged had I known how bad that hurt)

[JerseyRich]

you must really want some hot chocalate
It's free.

Free Hot Cocoa always tastes better.

[Zorro]

I was so hoping that they would have continued the first time homeowner tax deduction from 2010 (like $8000) for this year - :down:

I'm always late for everything.

The phaseout was so low I only got like $800

[JerseyRich]

our Fraternity hazed, but it was primarily embarrassing the pledges in front of the coeds...the closest to unacceptable was the Texas Pete jock that each of us had to wear to our last flag football game (I would not have pledged had I known how bad that hurt)
WTF Is a Texas Pete Jock?

[Gutter]

WTF Is a Texas Pete Jock?

Texas Pete is a brand of hot sauce.

[Dell]

WTF Is a Texas Pete Jock?

under garment soaked in hot sauce...blinding pain

[JerseyRich]

Oh.

That's not good.

Not good at all.

I wonder if there's a Fraternity that DOESN'T do any gay stuff?

[jennysmurf]

under garment soaked in hot sauce...blinding pain

http://hotsauceaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/texas_pete_logo.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Mcnugget girl has that awful british face.

[jennysmurf]

I saw the photo Zito's talking about...look it up on Snopes--they don't use that stuff anymore in the McNuggets.

[JerseyRich]

The best part about having two best buddies in a Frat at Rutgers back in the day was that I got to go for the parties and never had to endure any of the gay shit.

[Dell]

Oh.

That's not good.

Not good at all.

I wonder if there's a Fraternity that DOESN'T do any gay stuff?

I've compared a lot of our Hell Night to R&F talk about how it is gay stuff...never thought about it like that before AND now I have no counter argument (very gay)

[Manning, Esq.]

The feigned ignorance in the studio about what McBites are entertained me.

[Misteriosa]

The best part about having two best buddies in a Frat at Rutgers back in the day was that I got to go for the parties and never had to endure any of the gay shit.

i would have liked to join a sorority because of the job networking, but i didnt have the time. they only accepted full time students. i was working full time and going to school part time. booooooo.

[JerseyRich]

The feigned ignorance in the studio about what McBites are entertained me.
Ron eats such healthy food all the time...

How would he know?

[Misteriosa]

The feigned ignorance in the studio about what McBites are entertained me.

arent mcbites that new popcorn chicken thing? its been around for maybe 3 weeks around here...

[Manning, Esq.]

arent mcbites that new popcorn chicken thing? its been around for maybe 3 weeks around here...

Feigned Ignorance > Genuine Ignorance. I thought they were mini-McChicken sandwiches until I looked it up after your question. [looks down at ground, and gently kicks the floor]

[JerseyRich]

Holy Shit...

Can Phish take out more of the soul from this song?

Seriously...so fem.

[sailor]

arent mcbites that new popcorn chicken thing? its been around for maybe 3 weeks around here...

I only heard a commercial for these today. Don't think the ignorance is feigned.

[JerseyRich]

PHISH has never written or covered a song with balls...EVER.

[LeedsJr]

I thought the show was limping along today, and now it's official.

Ron singing = show has nothing left to talk about.

[texastrucker]

Hey pepper do you know anything about k2 or spice

[disneyspy]

Hey pepper do you know anything about k2 or spice

he says"no"

[Furtherman]

PHISH has never written or covered a song with balls...EVER.

Disagree. Their "Loving Cup" cover always kicks ass.

[jennysmurf]

he says"no"

Be nice to the new guys.:nono:













Okay, I admit it, I laughed a little.:down:

[JerseyRich]

Disagree. Their "Loving Cup" cover always kicks ass.
No.

No it doesn't.

Compared to the original...it pales.

[JerseyRich]

Ok...

Got my Hot Cocoa.

They lied.

THERE ARE NO MARSHMALLOWS IN HERE.

I want my money back.

[sailor]

Ok...

Got my Hot Cocoa.

They lied.

THERE ARE NO MARSHMALLOWS IN HERE.

I want my money back.

Haters.

[Manning, Esq.]

Ok...

Got my Hot Cocoa.

They lied.

THERE ARE NO MARSHMALLOWS IN HERE.

I want my money back.

Hang tight - They re-constitute with time. Wait for it.

[Manning, Esq.]

WHo we got here? Crazed-O?

[JerseyRich]

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Now THIS kicks ass.

[deliciousV]

you could run a commercial in one of Craze's stutters.

[JerseyRich]

Hang tight - They re-constitute with time. Wait for it.
They must be the magic sinking kind.

I DON'T SEE THEM!

[Furtherman]

No.

No it doesn't.

Compared to the original...it pales.

I didn't say it was better, but they do a great, kick-ass cover.

[disneyspy]

you could run a commercial in one of Craze's stutters.

this was so mean i'm ashamed i laughed at it

[JerseyRich]

It is delicious though.

I will drink every last drop.

[deliciousV]

this was so mean i'm ashamed i laughed at it

you probably should be.

[JerseyRich]

I didn't say it was better, but they do a great, kick-ass cover.
Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

Well you smell like Snooki!

[deliciousV]

It is delicious though.

I will drink every last drop.

now there's a Mod quote!

[Manning, Esq.]

Miss ya ____ ________ [sniff, sniff].

[Dell]

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

Well you smell like Snooki!

through the nose?

[JerseyRich]

through the nose?
:wacko:

[Manning, Esq.]

through the nose?

I didn't a "Tssss" outta that guy!

[JerseyRich]

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[JerseyRich]

I won the listening thread!

What do I win?!!!

[Dell]

glad Ron is using his old Fez impression again...must get tiring going back and forth

[jennysmurf]

I won the listening thread!

What do I win?!!!

A lingering sense of shame.

[deliciousV]

I won the listening thread!

What do I win?!!!

you got a new mod quote, what more do you want?

[JerseyRich]

A lingering sense of shame.
Done!

[disneyspy]

I won the listening thread!

What do I win?!!!

what the fuck is wrong with the picture thing?! jennysmurf quit fucking around and fix it!

[Manning, Esq.]

Bum³ + D(onk)! = c * ya

Good Day, Boppers.

[JerseyRich]

you got a new mod quote, what more do you want?
True.

I feel blessed.

Until tomorrow, my friends!

Lovely reacquainting with you!

[deliciousV]

I've gotta pick a new band to steal my sigs from, I've used up the Marvelous 3 I think. Maybe Stroke 9, number bands are fun.

[jennysmurf]

Bye, my loves.:bye:

[Dell]

donk my buddays...:bye:

I like Fred and I don't know why...

[Gutter]

Zito and Fez trading shots before the DONK? love it.


nice work on the thread today guys.

[CountryBob]

Ok made it back - well, looks like it is over :down:

Until tomorrow :bye:

[deliciousV]

DONK children, bye y'all.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,been nice have a good one


C'YA!!


ps-if the http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/skins/rf_blue/editor/insertimage.gif isnt fixed i may have to reopen the chat and destroy the listening thread again

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[sailor]

Later all.

[IamFogHat]

Wow 16 pages! We rule!