Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/7/12 - Hello Bastards

[disneyspy]

that makes me sad.

i try to stay as close to the half + 7 as possible

who is this alfonso that i want to friends with

[IamFogHat]

Chris Stanley's true beard
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[CountryBob]

i wont even do a chick in her 40s,just seems too old and gross of a thought to me,50s is just eeeeeewwwwwww

did you get that package i sent you?

Not yet - maybe today?

[deliciousV]

i wont even do a chick in her 40s,just seems too old and gross of a thought to me,50s is just eeeeeewwwwwww

did you get that package i sent you?

my wife and I been married 28 yrs, she is 45 now and a much much better fuck than in her 20's. She's just so much more into it, goes at me instead of just letting me do her.

[CountryBob]

Chris Stanley's true beard
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That looks like Eddie Money to me.

[JerseyRich]

He's so money and he doesn't even know it!

[CountryBob]

my wife and I been married 28 yrs, she is 45 now and a much much better fuck than in her 20's. She's just so much more into it, goes at me instead of just letting me do her.

Damn! She married you at 17?

Glad to hear that the sex life has gotten better over the years - check off one major problem that most couples have after so many years...

[deliciousV]

He's so money and he doesn't even know it!

I think he knows it

[sailor]

that makes me sad.

You're nowhere near those. You won't be too old for DS till he's 90.

[Gutter]

i wont even do a chick in her 40s,just seems too old and gross of a thought to me,50s is just eeeeeewwwwwww


I didn't know you were so stuck on being with chicks who are at least 60 and in your own age group.

[sailor]

Has Ron never heard of power of attorney or a living will?

[yojimbo7248]

I agree - I do have a fobia of being in NY and saying hi to everyone that makes eye contact with me and getting murdered.

Down here - you always acknowledge a stranger in passing, by nodding or saying hi.
I can t remember how manytimes a total stranger has helped me with something - flat tire, load stuff etc... and how many times I have helped strangers.

Just a way of life I guess....

someone even comes close to making eye contact with me here in Brooklyn, I cut him.

[IamFogHat]

Damn, Fez's mom dun fucked him up!

[deliciousV]

Damn! She married you at 17?

Glad to hear that the sex life has gotten better over the years - check off one major problem that most couples have after so many years...

we got married in Dec. she turned 18 in Feb. I was stationed here in the AF and had got orders to Germany, she asked me to marry her so she could go with me, I was only 19 at the time. I can honestly say everything started great and has gotten better. I'm a lucky guy.

[yojimbo7248]

i wont even do a chick in her 40s,just seems too old and gross of a thought to me,50s is just eeeeeewwwwwww

did you get that package i sent you?

You and Gvac have a lot in common.

[realmenhatelife]

I've never banged a girl more than a year on either side of my own age. My brother hasn't banged his own age since 16 and averages 5-10 younger. Its weird

[JerseyRich]

Uh oh..

They just dumped the show.

[LeedsJr]

I've never banged a girl more than a year on either side of my own age. My brother hasn't banged his own age since 16 and averages 5-10 younger. Its weird

According to my math, your brother committed statutory rape in his late teens.

[yojimbo7248]

I've never banged a girl more than a year on either side of my own age.

same here. My two longest relationships, including my marriage, have been with older than me but both just a year. I dig women born in 1965

[CountryBob]

we got married in Dec. she turned 18 in Feb. I was stationed here in the AF and had got orders to Germany, she asked me to marry her so she could go with me, I was only 19 at the time. I can honestly say everything started great and has gotten better. I'm a lucky guy.

What a great story! Tell her you were bragging on her today.

[disneyspy]

same here. My two longest relationships, including my marriage, have been with older than me but both just a year. I dig women born in 1965

i'd dig those old broads a grave

[sailor]

I've never banged a girl more than a year on either side of my own age. My brother hasn't banged his own age since 16 and averages 5-10 younger. Its weird

He started with 6-11 year olds? Damn.

[IamFogHat]

I've never banged a girl more than a year on either side of my own age. My brother hasn't banged his own age since 16 and averages 5-10 younger. Its weird

I wonder what I'm gonna do now. This is the first time I've been single in my adult life.

[Crispy123]

some deep talk here. what did i miss in the last 2 hours?

[yojimbo7248]

i'd dig those old broads a grave

ha, let me guess, you hate high heels, too

[IamFogHat]

I understand dread and existential struggle over one's own mortality, but fear of death I don't get at all. It's going to happen one day, there's nothing you can do about it.

[disneyspy]

I wonder what I'm gonna do now. This is the first time I've been single in my adult life.

first you need to realize that you dont need a chick to validate you,then you have some fun with them

[JerseyRich]

ha, let me guess, you hate high heels, too
And cheese.

[CountryBob]

I wonder what I'm gonna do now. This is the first time I've been single in my adult life.

A lot of jacking off I would think....

[IamFogHat]

some deep talk here. what did i miss in the last 2 hours?

Fez said his secret finally.

[yojimbo7248]

Fez said his secret finally.

about time

[IamFogHat]

first you need to realize that you dont need a chick to validate you,then you have some fun with them

That's the plan, I just mean age-wise.

A lot of jacking off I would think....

That goes without saying. Jerking off a lot was part of the equation while I was in a relationship too!

[Crispy123]

Fez said his secret finally.

dammit I miss everything! did he finally admit to killing his dad?

[JerseyRich]

I wonder what I'm gonna do now. This is the first time I've been single in my adult life.
How long were you married and how old are you?

[disneyspy]

page 12,a mod better take away my picture posting abilities cuz i'm about to get the camera out













i love making them sweat

[CountryBob]

I dont worry about dying. But I do worry that I will live and then die without doing something meaningful.
I swear I feel like I am supposed to do something - save a life or something....
I lay awake constantly and worry about this.

[deliciousV]

Fez said his secret finally.

it was a shocker, didn't see that coming.

[IamFogHat]

How long were you married and how old are you?

I wasn't married, just lived with my chick for 6 years. 27 in three weeks.

[CountryBob]

That's the plan, I just mean age-wise.



That goes without saying. Jerking off a lot was part of the equation while I was in a relationship too!

You are in the best situation - you can enjoy the ride and pick and choose from all of the millions of available women out there.

Now I'm sad because I am single right now. :down:

[yojimbo7248]

it was a shocker, didn't see that coming.

yeah, all along I was just assuming the secret is he is gay. I was way off...

[JerseyRich]

I wasn't married, just lived with my chick for 6 years. 27 in three weeks.
27?!!!


AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BEING SINGLE?!




I got divorced when I was 28...

I've lived more in the past 5 years that I had in the previous 10.

Don't sweat it dude. You'll find your stride and get back in the game.

[Gutter]

carlos mencia is a fucking douche.

[disneyspy]

That's the plan, I just mean age-wise.!

you'll have to fight cbob at the senior center

[IamFogHat]

27?!!!


AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BEING SINGLE?!




I got divorced when I was 28...

I've lived more in the past 5 years that I had in the previous 10.

Don't sweat it dude. You'll find your stride and get back in the game.

No I'm not worried at all, I'm happy about it. I'm just curious about what age the women I will be pursuing will be.

[JerseyRich]

No I'm not worried at all, I'm happy about it. I'm just curious about what age the women I will be pursuing will be.
Use the Cbob approach.

18-80.

Remember that over the age of consent is key.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good one


C'YA!!

[deliciousV]

later y'all

this cracked me up so I stole it from FB

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[Misteriosa]

that looks like spam...

[JerseyRich]

Just 2 more to get to 300!

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

see you all soon...

[yojimbo7248]

27?!!!


AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BEING SINGLE?!




I got divorced when I was 28...

I've lived more in the past 5 years that I had in the previous 10.

Don't sweat it dude. You'll find your stride and get back in the game.

I'm 45 and don't feel like I didn't really pull my head out of my ass until I was around 30. In hindsight, not much of a difference between 18 and 28 for me when it came to women and relationships. Not like I figured out how to have a successful relationship after 30 but I was such an idiot with women in my 20's.

27? As rich said, you will find your stride and get back in the game soon enough

[IamFogHat]

I guess that wraps 'er up. Cya buddays. Rock out with your cock out.
BTW where was Jenny today?

[sailor]

page 12,a mod better take away my picture posting abilities cuz i'm about to get the camera out


i love making them sweat

You'd think that being that far from the rest of your body would keep them cooler.

[sailor]

I don't think Ron gets what a moderate is.

[IamFogHat]

You'd think that being that far from the rest of your body would keep them cooler.

Old man fiiiiight!
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[deliciousV]

that looks like spam...

Yeah, I just noticed the shit at the bottom, didn't mean it as spam, I just though it was funny. Sorry:glurps:

[Crispy123]

later y'all

this cracked me up so I stole it from FB.

i sent you a fb friend request. It will probly ruin the how I see other posters thread for me but...

[CountryBob]

Old man fiiiiight!
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hahah - thats the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!

[Crispy123]

I guess that wraps 'er up. Cya buddays. Rock out with your cock out.
BTW where was Jenny today?

she's probly out smurfing a gang of smurfs with her smurf. later buddays! :bye:

[sailor]

Old man fiiiiight!
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I'm old, but still much, MUCH younger than he.

[realmenhatelife]

This guy I know is a genius, he lives down in Argentina working for a translation company. Well he helps run these informal gatherings in the big city park there where people get together to practice all the different languages they speak, one for English, one for Spanish, one for Italian etc. Every picture he posts is just crawling with hot Argentine girls. And they all think he's hot shit because he runs this dinky group and speaks all the languages.

[JerseyRich]

This guy I know is a genius, he lives down in Argentina working for a translation company. Well he helps run these informal gatherings in the big city park there where people get together to practice all the different languages they speak, one for English, one for Spanish, one for Italian etc. Every picture he posts is just crawling with hot Argentine girls. And they all think he's hot shit because he runs this dinky group and speaks all the languages.
this post is useless without pics.

[IamFogHat]

This guy I know is a genius, he lives down in Argentina working for a translation company. Well he helps run these informal gatherings in the big city park there where people get together to practice all the different languages they speak, one for English, one for Spanish, one for Italian etc. Every picture he posts is just crawling with hot Argentine girls. And they all think he's hot shit because he runs this dinky group and speaks all the languages.

Argentinian women are gorgeous. They have the sultry Spanish look mixed with blonde hair and blue eyes. Fucking beautiful.

[sailor]

Argentinian women are gorgeous. They have the sultry Spanish look mixed with blonde hair and blue eyes. Fucking beautiful.

What Rich said...

[RoseBlood]

Argentinian women are gorgeous. They have the sultry Spanish look mixed with blonde hair and blue eyes. Fucking beautiful.

This is so true. I went to school with a girl from Argentina. She was the most exotic blonde hair, blue eyed girl you've ever seen. Gorgeous.

[realmenhatelife]

It would be cbob levels of creepy to post pictures for you all. But yes, Argentine girls are amazing. And foriegn girls always look dressed up, not like these damn american girls in their ugg boots and sweatpants.

[JerseyRich]

It would be cbob levels of creepy to post pictures for you all. But yes, Argentine girls are amazing. And foriegn girls always look dressed up, not like these damn american girls in their ugg boots and sweatpants.
Uggs should be banned.

[RoseBlood]

Uggs should be banned.

I hate Uggs!

Why can't people walk in them?

Are they so heavy they make it virtually impossible to pick up your feet when you walk?!

[JerseyRich]

Well LI Broads are habitual offenders in the category of UGG wearing.

[realmenhatelife]

Funnier than Uggs are those stilletto boots which must provide even less support than heels. Chicks walk around all gingerly in them afraid their gonna fall, bowlegged as if they just got off of a damn horse.

[jennysmurf]

I guess that wraps 'er up. Cya buddays. Rock out with your cock out.
BTW where was Jenny today?

Awww...I was missed. :wub:

she's probly out smurfing a gang of smurfs with her smurf. later buddays! :bye:

Who squealed?:annoyed: