Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/8/2012 .... Born to be Wild!

[Dell]

My gay cousin and partner walks in my neighborhood and I was out side the other day when I heard a dog yelp. I turned around and it was them walking their dog and the dog had booties on its feet, a sweater and a hat like thing on.

I just couldnt help but laugh

why was your cousin walking with your partner?

[realmenhatelife]

My gay cousin and partner walks in my neighborhood and I was out side the other day when I heard a dog yelp. I turned around and it was them walking their dog and the dog had booties on its feet, a sweater and a hat like thing on.

I just couldnt help but laugh

Yeah but we laugh when straight people do that.

[CountryBob]

Any ideas are welcome -

My pool table has maroon felt on it and the room has to be re-painted. I am at a loss of what color to consider using because maroon is not a normal furniture color. Wood floor. Anyone had or have experience in color selections?

No white - wont hide smears on the wall.

[Misteriosa]

I was terrible at little league, but it was fun. That's why I showed up. Also, as a little kid, you know you're not good but you also dont understand you're bad.

i was bad at every position except catcher.




(im trusting you guys with this one)

[CountryBob]

why was your cousin walking with your partner?

ass

[sailor]

i was bad at every position except catcher.




(im trusting you guys with this one)

Too easy.

[realmenhatelife]

Any ideas are welcome -

My pool table has maroon felt on it and the room has to be re-painted. I am at a loss of what color to consider using because maroon is not a normal furniture color. Wood floor. Anyone had or have experience in color selections?

No white - wont hide smears on the wall.

I'll bet you regret not hanging out with your cousin more, now.

[Manning, Esq.]

Just a few games into my first year umping for Little League in Chicago, kid came fast into second on a bang-bang. I leaned into the play, and [too-]ceremoniously swept my hands across my body until fully outstretched, and yelled, "You're Out!"

[sailor]

I was also horrible in little league. I knew it.

[Dell]

I was an all-star up through JV in multiple sports...then everyone (even the former bench warmers) passed me by like I was standing still (so, I studied engineering)

[CountryBob]

I was terrible at little league, but it was fun. That's why I showed up. Also, as a little kid, you know you're not good but you also dont understand you're bad.

I led the whole league in HR and didnt lose a game pitching the only year I played.

I liked football better

[jennysmurf]

why was your cousin walking with your partner?

No, no, his gay cousin IS his partner.

[Manning, Esq.]

I was an all-star up through JV in multiple sports...then everyone (even the former bench warmers) passed me by like I was standing still (so, I studied engineering)

I'm glad it all worked out (stupid protected images).

[jennysmurf]

I'll bet you regret not hanging out with your cousin more, now.

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

i'd be a great drug rep if i lost 20lbs

[Gutter]

No, no, his gay cousin IS his partner.

HAHAHAHA I was scanning for exactly THIS before I posted it. hahahaha.

[CountryBob]

No, no, his gay cousin IS his partner.

And also my Grandfather!
You know the south

[Dell]

those heroin drug reps on The Wire weren't nice at all...never saw them buy anyone a lunch

[jennysmurf]

HAHAHAHA I was scanning for exactly THIS before I posted it. hahahaha.

Nice to know I wasn't the only one who noticed.:wink:

[CountryBob]

That drug rep game really changed from a few years ago.

had some friends in that business that would always invite me to bars or nice resturants and let me enjoy the luxury of the spending frenzy that they used to do for doctors etc.

Shit has changed big time now - the fun times are over...

[CountryBob]

:down:

[Gutter]

Nice to know I wasn't the only one who noticed.:wink:

yea, that was a goodun. Although, now you have to deal with the knowledge that you and I think alike. :blink:

[Misteriosa]

oh she's def got the giggle and voice of a drug rep.

[jennysmurf]

yea, that was a goodun. Although, now you have to deal with the knowledge that you and I think alike. :blink:

Crap.

[Manning, Esq.]

This caller doesn't sound at all like a stereotypical pharma rep. And, I trust the medical system implicitly.

[disneyspy]

oh she's def got the giggle and voice of a drug rep.

she has the voice of chicks i dig

[Gutter]

She sounds like she has crazy ex-girlfriend voice/laugh.

[jennysmurf]

she has the voice of chicks i dig

Way too young for you and stupid?

[Dell]

she has the voice of chicks i dig

barely audible?

[Misteriosa]

omg.. did she squeak at the end of her laugh? :wacko:

[CountryBob]

Most chicks that I know who work in industry with doctors usually end up fucking one or two of them.

[Gutter]

she has the voice of chicks i dig

married?

[disneyspy]

barely audible?

loses her voice and she'd be perfect

[Manning, Esq.]

MZ: What's your last name start with.
Diz: Ohhh. Well, I just got married so it's Trimble.

The fact that she has an iota of impact on your medical decisions .... Well, it's plain comforting.

[Misteriosa]

Most chicks that I know who work in industry with doctors usually end up fucking one or two of them.

gotta sell that shit somehow...

[Dell]

the Betty Boop ooooh at the end was good...very good

[Gutter]

who the fuck is this depressing pill head and why does she think she's relevant right now? Thanx debbie downer caller. This lady stinks!!!

[CountryBob]

What a nightmare - I would hate to be on pills and not be able to live without them.

[disneyspy]

this loud mouth turns cbob on

[jennysmurf]

who the fuck is this depressing pill head and why does she think she's relevant right now? Thanx debbie downer caller.

Dang it! I was thinking that too!:wallbash:

[CountryBob]

gotta sell that shit somehow...


True that -

but when it happens to be your girlfriend - you dont have that attitude.

[Lemieux66]

the Betty Boop ooooh at the end was good...very good

Glad I'm not the only one who was filling up.

[Gutter]

Dang it! I was thinking that too!:wallbash:

oh jeez.

[CountryBob]

this loud mouth turns cbob on

WHy would you say that?

[Manning, Esq.]

Caller: I used to sell Morphine for a living.
Mr. B.: Yeah... So did I.

HaHaHaHa!!

[disneyspy]

who the fuck is this depressing pill head and why does she think she's relevant right now? Thanx debbie downer caller. This lady stinks!!!

Dang it! I was thinking that too!:wallbash:

if you two listened better ron said he wanted callers that were in constant pain to call in

guttersmurf

[Misteriosa]

if you two listened better ron said he wanted callers that were in constant pain to call in

guttersmurf

oh no he didnt...

jenny, handle that.

[Dell]

if you two listened better ron said he wanted callers that were in constant pain to call in

guttersmurf

they were busy smurfing some smurf with their smurfs...or sumpthin like that

[Manning, Esq.]

Thank you, Boppers.

Donk!

Suuh!!

[Lemieux66]

Fez is back!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,my 4 hours of dot net are over,i'll be back tommmorow and hope you will be too,have a good one


C'YA!!

[Gutter]

they were busy smurfing some smurf with their smurfs...or sumpthin like that

I don't think we can both have a smurf.

[CountryBob]

Whatever

[Dell]

later gators...:bye:

until we post again...

[jennysmurf]

I don't think we can both have a smurf.

I think he was calling you gay.

[Misteriosa]

see you all tomorrow. :bye:

[disneyspy]

I think he was calling you gay.

not that theres anything wrong with that

[CountryBob]

Finally a CBob listening thread that didnt stay at 4 pages.

Now, I m going to play the Powerball - Im feeling lucky!

[Gutter]

I think he was calling you gay.

nonsense.

[Misteriosa]

Finally a CBob listening thread that didnt stay at 4 pages.

Now, I m going to play the Powerball - Im feeling lucky!

please pay off my bills if you win!

[sailor]

I think he was calling you gay.

Smurfy, anyway.

[Dell]

to whom do I owe gratitude for the new mod quote?..I think jennysmurf was the only one that even caught the joke

[cougarjake13]

to whom do I owe gratitude for the new mod quote?..I think jennysmurf was the only one that even caught the joke


What is it?

Can't see it on my phone

[Dell]

What is it?

Can't see it on my phone

she asked me what my mom thought about Hogan's Heroes...I said that she "preferred Bob Crane's other films"

and there she sits

[hanso]

alright buddays,my 4 hours of dot net are over,i'll be back tommmorow and hope you will be too,have a good one


C'YA!!

There are free disks that come in the mail.

[fezident]

hi.
I'm behind on Audible.
You know you need unique New York.


Bye.

[jennysmurf]

to whom do I owe gratitude for the new mod quote?..I think jennysmurf was the only one that even caught the joke

:innocent: