The Half Slice Ron And Fez Show 02/14/12 Happy Vd

[disneyspy]

Buddays Were Back!



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There's a boy out there, and he needs out help (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
There's also a man-child who needs our cash (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Ron and Fez? Who shot who in the what now? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mr. P is available now, home-skillet! (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
And your number one source for crashing when their stories are read on air (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Pick up your phone and be a hero today
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[IamFogHat]

Jesus guacamole! What was the deal?

[sailor]

Buddays Were Back!

Better than ever!

[Misteriosa]

There's a boy out there, and he needs out help (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
There's also a man-child who needs our cash (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Ron and Fez? Who shot who in the what now? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mr. P is available now, home-skillet! (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
And your number one source for crashing when their stories are read on air (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Pick up your phone and be a hero today
1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[CountryBob]

Ahoy Maloy!

Better late than never!

[LeedsJr]

Who kicked the plug out of the wall?

[sailor]

There's a boy out there, and he needs out help (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
There's also a man-child who needs our cash (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Ron and Fez? Who shot who in the what now? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mr. P is available now, home-skillet! (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
And your number one source for crashing when their stories are read on air (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Pick up your phone and be a hero today
1 866 RON 0 FEZ


You're slower than rf.net

[deliciousV]

WTF! I had to drive all day yesterday, no way to comment, today was gonna be a big comment day. SHOT TO HELL! (though I did get a call thru to the show while driving thru Ohio)

[disneyspy]

it was nice having a mini listening thread at the spynet but its always feels right at .net

[Misteriosa]

love your title, spy. you are the only person i know who is happy to have vd.

[CountryBob]

Happy VD? When I have VD it makes me sad.

[Dell]

late nooners buddays...:bye:

who did the IP search today?

[CountryBob]

WTF! I had to drive all day yesterday, no way to comment, today was gonna be a big comment day. SHOT TO HELL! (though I did get a call thru to the show while driving thru Ohio)

Watt diya say?

[Misteriosa]

You're slower than rf.net

yeah but i try to produce things of QUALITY! :down:

[disneyspy]

late nooners buddays...:bye:

who did the IP search today?

i dont see jennysmurf checking in

[CountryBob]

Misti - any news on that j-o-b interview?

[sailor]

yeah but i try to produce things of QUALITY! :down:

I know! Thanks for all the links. Lazy spy.

[Dell]

read the following on facebook this morning...

roses are red
violets are blue
a fifth of vodka is cheaper
then a dinner for two

celebrating Valentines Day before I left town was more expensive than had I stayed home

[Misteriosa]

Misti - any news on that j-o-b interview?

nothing yet, but i still have another week. i did send a follow thank you email.

[deliciousV]

Watt diya say?

I called and pointed out to Ron that Zito's mom must have video'd him stage kissing high school pigs.

[A.J.]

About time this fucking place was back up. I had to far too long to wait to see those new Christina Hendricks pics.

[disneyspy]

I know! Thanks for all the links. Lazy spy.

what the hell are you talking about?

[sailor]

what the hell are you talking about?

Your links were added in post.

[Zorro]

read the following on facebook this morning...

roses are red
violets are blue
a fifth of vodka is cheaper
then a dinner for two

celebrating Valentines Day before I left town was more expensive than had I stayed home


THAN a dinner for two

[Dell]

what the hell are you talking about?

yesterday's show...probably

[jennysmurf]

i dont see jennysmurf checking in

I wasn't even home! SOME people can't sit around all day, we have WORK to do! So what happened? Someone else break the board?

[IamFogHat]

Everyone having a stupid Valentine's day?

[Dell]

THAN a dinner for two

dang...my plagiarism skills are getting WEEK :wacko:

[jennysmurf]

Everyone having a stupid Valentine's day?

Yep.

[CountryBob]

nothing yet, but i still have another week. i did send a follow thank you email.

Id hire you just for that - it would make me feel HR special! :happy:

[disneyspy]

I wasn't even home! SOME people can't sit around all day, we have WORK to do! So what happened? Someone else break the board?

yes but i tweeted jon and got it fixed

[deliciousV]

when I got home last night I was checking out yesterdays listening thread, and I noticed that you people stopped posting 4 posts short of 300. That's just fucking lazy folks.:annoyed:

[IamFogHat]

Fez must be so confused right now.:lol:

[CountryBob]

I just figured that .net had died of a broken heart :glurps:

[jennysmurf]

yes but i tweeted jon and got it fixed

Bragging about your connections isn't cool.

[CountryBob]

when I got home last night I was checking out yesterdays listening thread, and I noticed that you people stopped posting 4 posts short of 300. That's just fucking lazy folks.:annoyed:

Rich wasnt around in cheerleader mode late in the game. My bad

[underdog]

The show started on such an awesome, weird note today. It was great.

And the next time this server shits the bed, you're all welcome at ronfezv4.com. Our server is the best!

[Dell]

yes but i tweeted jon and got it fixed

teeheehee...you tweeted

[deliciousV]

dang...my plagiarism skills are getting WEEK :wacko:

are you just baiting someone to tell you that there's a difference between "week" and "weak", cause I'll bite.

[CountryBob]

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But... how?????

[disneyspy]

Bragging about your connections isn't cool.

i dont think you understand, i typed tweeted and jon, what makes you think i'm cool?

[Dell]

I just figured that .net had died of a broken heart :glurps:

with all the room you get now, I expect to see a long post or a pic...

[Dell]

are you just baiting someone to tell you that there's a difference between "week" and "weak", cause I'll bite.

yes and thank you...

[disneyspy]

did anybuddayelse loose signal?

[Misteriosa]

did anybuddayelse loose signal?

no. my signal is pretty tight :wink:

[IamFogHat]

Welcome to The Todd Hilliard Theatre.

[disneyspy]

i had to go move my antenna,i'm good

[Dell]

did anybuddayelse loose signal?

my pants use to be loose and I lose my signal off and on (did I beat everyone else?)

edit: dang slow typing again

[disneyspy]

no. my signal is pretty tight :wink:

heheheehheehehheeeeeeehehehhhhhhhheheehehehhehhehh eeeeeeeeeeeeehehhhehhehehehhhhehheeeeeeeeeeehheheh ehehhheeeeeeeeeeeeeehehhehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[deliciousV]

no. my signal is pretty tight :wink:

I'm so turned on right now

[CountryBob]

damn, rough crowd around here

[CountryBob]

no. my signal is pretty tight :wink:

heheheehheehehheeeeeeehehehhhhhhhheheehehehhehhehh eeeeeeeeeeeeehehhhehhehehehhhhehheeeeeeeeeeehheheh ehehhheeeeeeeeeeeeeehehhehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm so turned on right now

I wanted to but instead I issued restraint!
Creep free on V-Day! :king:

[Dell]

okay, fun postin wif yoose today...gotta go to a meeting

until we post again...:bye:

[Misteriosa]

ugh.. this sounds similar to that little boy who reviews tobacco chew while listening to country music.

[Misteriosa]

okay, fun postin wif yoose today...gotta go to a meeting

until we post again...:bye:

later dell

[CountryBob]

ugh.. this sounds similar to that little boy who reviews tobacco chew while listening to country music.

Yeah, I wanted to kick him in the teeth!

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, I wanted to kick him in the teeth!

where did i hear of that? maybe on the show, since you know it too

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, I wanted to kick him in the teeth!

I'm surprised he still has teeth. Chaw will give you the mouth rot.

[disneyspy]

damn i want a cigarette

[CountryBob]

I'm surprised he still has teeth. Chaw will give you the mouth rot.

Especially with Mountain Dew mouth that the hayseeds have around here.

[Misteriosa]

oh here is your valentine's day music :o

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[IamFogHat]

Remember when Earl was producing and something fucked up with the board and they literally couldn't go to break?

[Gutter]

oh hay buudddaaayyys. what a fuckin mess this morning. .net was all jammed up.

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[realmenhatelife]

ugh.. this sounds similar to that little boy who reviews tobacco chew while listening to country music.

Cbob has a name you know.

[IamFogHat]

oh hay buudddaaayyys. what a fuckin mess this morning. .net was all jammed up.

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I think some jizz got in the gears.

[CountryBob]

where did i hear of that? maybe on the show, since you know it too

Who, this little pecker head?

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[deliciousV]

for Valentines day I emailed my wife, who's at work, a link to the story about the pretty boy from White Collar coming out. I think I roooned it for her.

[CountryBob]

Cbob has a name you know.

haha :thumbup:

[deliciousV]

oh hay buudddaaayyys. what a fuckin mess this morning. .net was all jammed up.



Server juice? Were we out of server juice?

[Misteriosa]

Who, this little pecker head?

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yeah thats the one.

[sailor]

i dont think you understand, i typed tweeted and jon, what makes you think i'm cool?

Nothing.

[disneyspy]

for Valentines day I emailed my wife, who's at work, a link to the story about the pretty boy from White Collar coming out. I think I roooned it for her.

where'd he go?

[realmenhatelife]

The most adorable girl is in the lead headed into part 2 of the Jeopardy College Championship tonight, I hope she wins. She's up against a gay kid with a faux hawk and the most mirthless 20 year old you've ever seen.

[JerseyRich]

I see sailor finally woke up to fix the site.

[deliciousV]

Who, this little pecker head?

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kids a fucking retard, copenhagen tastes like shit. Skoal fine cut original is so much better!

[deliciousV]

where'd he go?

it's a secret

[sailor]

I see sailor finally woke up to fix the site.

Not my department. I'm just the ugly face of rf.net

[disneyspy]

kids a fucking retard, copenhagen tastes like shit. Skoal fine cut original is so much better!

over the summer they had buy a pack of malboro smooths and get a free pack of snus,i've been doing that since new years and i'm almost out

[underdog]

ugh.. this sounds similar to that little boy who reviews tobacco chew while listening to country music.

countrybob?

[realmenhatelife]

Zeets said he ran out of shampoo and used extra conditioner, as if conditioner cleans your hair. No wonder he's a greasy bastard.

I started using my Dr Bronners soap as shampoo too, and am very happy with the results.

[underdog]

oh hay buudddaaayyys. what a fuckin mess this morning. .net was all jammed up.

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there's always another place to post!

[IamFogHat]

The Sleeves song made me want to post this
http://radioghost.com/?p=298

[CountryBob]

Do some people really not jerk off?

I just dont understand this at all...

[underdog]

Cbob has a name you know.

damn it, should have read through before I made the same joke.

[disneyspy]

Zeets said he ran out of shampoo and used extra conditioner, as if conditioner cleans your hair. No wonder he's a greasy bastard.

I started using my Dr Bronners soap as shampoo too, and am very happy with the results.

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[sailor]

The most adorable girl is in the lead headed into part 2 of the Jeopardy College Championship tonight, I hope she wins. She's up against a gay kid with a faux hawk and the most mirthless 20 year old you've ever seen.

She's a Cylon. We're rooting for her.

[Misteriosa]

damn it, should have read through before I made the same joke.

did you just you yourself?

[disneyspy]

the fan on my laptop keeps coming on,closing the spychat

[underdog]

Not my department. I'm just the ugly face of rf.net

Are you saying you're a half admin?

[IamFogHat]

This is too much:lol:

[Gutter]

I think some jizz got in the gears.

sssshhoulda used some of that baby eeeerrrrrrrrllllll eeehhh heh eeehh heh.

[underdog]

did you just you yourself?

yes. :sad:

My name has too many meanings.

[jennysmurf]

there's always another place to post!

No, there's not.

[realmenhatelife]

She's a Cylon. We're rooting for her.

We're certain she's got pointy elf ears under that hair.

She's an odd little duck, it drives me nuts. I'll bet she doesn't own a pair of socks that dont have the individual toes.

[sailor]

Are you saying you're a half admin?

I'm no tech guy.

[Gutter]

there's always another place to post!

I went there, and I didn't see a daily listening thread. I saw a Ron and Fez thread that hadn't been posted in since Jan 20th. couldn't make heads or tales of it.

[disneyspy]

No, there's not.

true,i closed spy chat,we had a nice listening thread going on there

[Gutter]

No, there's not.

I thought he was talking about v3

[sailor]

We're certain she's got pointy elf ears under that hair.

She's an odd little duck, it drives me nuts. I'll bet she doesn't own a pair of socks that dont have the individual toes.

She was so cute and quirky when she won the first day of the final, but if anyone else acted like she did I would have hated them.

[JerseyRich]

No, there's not.
Yes, there is.

[underdog]

I went there, and I didn't see a daily listening thread. I saw a Ron and Fez thread that hadn't been posted in since Jan 20th. couldn't make heads or tales of it.

there's a running MPW thread.

I'll bump the R&F thread and make Rich post in there.

[deliciousV]

true,i closed spy chat,we had a nice listening thread going on there

how nice could it be without me? I've got to learn how to get to these secret places.

[JerseyRich]

I thought he was talking about v3
He was.

[JerseyRich]

there's a running MPW thread.

I'll bump the R&F thread and make Rich post in there.
I refuse!

[underdog]

No, there's not.

Don't hurt me.

[disneyspy]

how nice could it be without me? I've got to learn how to get to these secret places.

there was a guy from georgia that i dont remember seeing before on the board that found it for the first time,soooooo...

[CountryBob]

I do a variety show every three years here - my singing skills are most needed.

But I dont sing gay shit like this!

[underdog]

I refuse!

whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

We have a real server at v4!

[jennysmurf]

Don't hurt me.

You like it.

[JerseyRich]

Don't hurt me.
That's it!

Jenny is on the...


http://richstillwell.com/images/BL.jpg

[Gutter]

He was.

I know......jenny was confusssed.

[jennysmurf]

That's it!

Jenny is on the...


http://richstillwell.com/images/BL.jpg

That's all it took? I should've been on there AGES ago!

[disneyspy]

whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

We have a real server at v4!

i went there and all i saw where white trash pictures of laroe,ya i didnt check it out after that

[JerseyRich]

V3 is such a lovely land of non-asshole showing!

[CountryBob]

I fucking hate all of the roses and shit that gets delivered on valentines day around the office.

Even the resident gay guy had a plant thing waiting for him after lunch.

I almost vomited.

[underdog]

i went there and all i saw where white trash pictures of laroe,ya i didnt check it out after that

you haven't been there in a while, then.

[jennysmurf]

I know......jenny was confusssed.

Not at all. I was refuting that there was another place to post. .net is THE place to post. If it's broken, then you shouldn't post anywhere else out of loyalty. It's the right thing to do.

[underdog]

I fucking hate all of the roses and shit that gets delivered on valentines day around the office.

Even the resident gay guy had a plant thing waiting for him after lunch.

I almost vomited.

I wanted to send you flowers from V4, but no one here knew your work address.

[CountryBob]

Not at all. I was refuting that there was another place to post. .net is THE place to post. If it's broken, then you shouldn't post anywhere else out of loyalty. It's the right thing to do.

:wub:

[disneyspy]

you haven't been there in a while, then.

? that was this morning right before the show when this place was down

[A.J.]

Even the resident gay guy had a plant thing waiting for him after lunch.

Pansies?

[JerseyRich]

Not at all. I was refuting that there was another place to post. .net is THE place to post. If it's broken, then you shouldn't post anywhere else out of loyalty. It's the right thing to do.
Crazy talk.

And I posted here for 8 years!

[underdog]

Not at all. I was refuting that there was another place to post. .net is THE place to post. If it's broken, then you shouldn't post anywhere else out of loyalty. It's the right thing to do.

I just post everywhere. I have too much nonsense to spout.

[CountryBob]

I wanted to send you flowers from V4, but no one here knew your work address.

Save your money - I'd run over them with my truck in the parking lot!

[Gutter]

Not at all. I was refuting that there was another place to post. .net is THE place to post. If it's broken, then you shouldn't post anywhere else out of loyalty. It's the right thing to do.

now i get it.....I can't keep up right now....there were like 3 or 4 pages of posts before I got here. Plus, all the other threads I wanted to say stuff in. I'm all over the place right now.

[underdog]

Crazy talk.

And I posted here for 8 years!

And I chased you back here!

UNITY!

[CountryBob]

Pansies?

hahahaha - god damn, nice one there!

[underdog]

Save your money - I'd run over them with my truck in the parking lot!

That's what I wanted! :wub:

[JerseyRich]

hahahaha - god damn, nice one there!
There's gems like that one and MORE over at V3!

[sailor]

Crazy talk.

And I posted here for 8 years!

Post.

[LeedsJr]

I fucking hate all of the roses and shit that gets delivered on valentines day around the office.

Even the resident gay guy had a plant thing waiting for him after lunch.

I almost vomited.

Don't let it upset you like that, you'll find someone else.

[underdog]

? that was this morning right before the show when this place was down

stop scrolling down the front page and just hit forum index and you wouldn't see Beanie Cup Award Winner Dan Laroe.

[CountryBob]

There's gems like that one and MORE over at V3!

I tried once long ago - but no listening thread sent me packing.

[Misteriosa]

hey! take your recruitment drive someplace else.

[Zorro]

Poor Zits

[JerseyRich]

hey! take your recruitment drive someplace else.
Sure...

Just as soon as you take your nerd game talk elsewhere!

[underdog]

V3 is such a lovely land of non-asshole showing!

:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

stop scrolling down the front page and just hit forum index and you wouldn't see Beanie Cup Award Winner Dan Laroe.

if i was a mod i would ban you

[underdog]

hey! take your recruitment drive someplace else.

where have you been, anyway?

[realmenhatelife]

Not at all. I was refuting that there was another place to post. .net is THE place to post. If it's broken, then you shouldn't post anywhere else out of loyalty. It's the right thing to do.

This. I wont post anywhere else, if .net goes away I fade into the ether.

[underdog]

if i was a mod i would ban you

I have a modship available at v4!

[CountryBob]

Just have the flowers and shit at home already.

Are women's ego's so bad that they have to have a bunch of flowers to say "look world, someone really loves me!"

or is it such a precieved notion that if you dont send flowers to work - you dont love your honey?



Fuck it all - love is dead to me :annoyed:

[jennysmurf]

hey! take your recruitment drive someplace else.

Sure...

Just as soon as you take your nerd game talk elsewhere!

It's like hearing my parents fight! Stop it! Just stop it!

[Misteriosa]

Sure...

Just as soon as you take your nerd game talk elsewhere!

i didnt post a thing about any games i play. but i can. maybe i should :devil2:

[deliciousV]

are we being spammed, in the listening thread of all places?

[JerseyRich]

Just have the flowers and shit at home already.

Are women's ego's so bad that they have to have a bunch of flowers to say "look world, someone really loves me!"

or is it such a precieved notion that if you dont send flowers to work - you dont love your honey?



Fuck it all - love is dead to me :annoyed:
In the room where I work...it's all dudes.

So glad we don't have any of that shit to deal with.

[jennysmurf]

Just have the flowers and shit at home already.

Are women's ego's so bad that they have to have a bunch of flowers to say "look world, someone really loves me!"

or is it such a precieved notion that if you dont send flowers to work - you dont love your honey?



Fuck it all - love is dead to me :annoyed:

So that :wub: you gave me earlier was what? Creep.

[Misteriosa]

didnt ron say he used to cut high school and all that? if he was always cutting school, how would he know what extracurricular activites they had there?

[JerseyRich]

It's like hearing my parents fight! Stop it! Just stop it!
:innocent:

[CountryBob]

hey! take your recruitment drive someplace else.

totally! Like the fucking UMWA knocking on the door every week.

(that's United Mine Workers Association - a union, for those not too inclined)

[IamFogHat]

I got the talk when I was five.:wacko:

[JerseyRich]

didnt ron say he used to cut high school and all that? if he was always cutting school, how would he know what extracurricular activites they had there?
He also said that the correct phrase is "illusions of grandeur" yesterday...

Most of the shit that comes out of his mouth is BS.

[Misteriosa]

where have you been, anyway?

i have little patience for v3/4 these days. i need some space. it's not you; it's me.

[jennysmurf]

In the room where I work...it's all dudes.

So glad we don't have any of that shit to deal with.

tummysticks?

[disneyspy]

horny peter brady was the best

[CountryBob]

So that :wub: you gave me earlier was what? Creep.

Damn :down: I cant win for losing....

[JerseyRich]

tummysticks?
I wish.

I can't get any of these straights into it.

[Misteriosa]

totally! Like the fucking UMWA knocking on the door every week.

(that's United Mine Workers Association - a union, for those not too inclined)

i would have went more along the line of jehovah's witnesses, but ok... :blink:

[jennysmurf]

I wish.

I can't get any of these straights into it.

They're just waiting for someone else to make the first move.

[JerseyRich]

i would have went more along the line of jehovah's witnesses, but ok... :blink:
Have you considered where your soul is going to end up when you die?

[sailor]

I have a modship available at v4!

Don't waste it; he's a dirty quitter.

[disneyspy]

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[CountryBob]

Ahhh hell!

I got all caught up posting that I forgot my 2pm meeting.

Well fuck it now - :devil2:

[JerseyRich]

They're just waiting for someone else to make the first move.
You're good at this.

[Crispy123]

this chick singing sounds hot.

[CountryBob]

i would have went more along the line of jehovah's witnesses, but ok... :blink:

Most times - its like running down hill..... I cant stop until its over.

[LeedsJr]

i would have went more along the line of jehovah's witnesses, but ok... :blink:

I dated a Jehovah's Witness for about a month in college.
She spent the entire time trying to save me, and I spent the entire time trying to corrupt her.

It didn't work out.

[Gutter]

Ahhh hell!

I got all caught up posting that I forgot my 2pm meeting.

Well fuck it now - :devil2:

hahahahaha nice dude.


and, hey, cool new avatar.

[jennysmurf]

You're good at this.

:innocent:

[sailor]

i have little patience for v3/4 these days. i need some space. it's not you; it's me.

V.75?

[JerseyRich]

I dated a Jehovah's Witness for about a month in college.
She spent the entire time trying to save me, and I spent the entire time trying to corrupt her.

It didn't work out.
No you didn't.

[disneyspy]

he's not footloose,he's just alittle light in the loafers

[CountryBob]

I would have flipped him in those Dumbo ears so many times in school.

[realmenhatelife]

I was trying to remember if my mom gets mad if she doesn't get a valentines day call.

[CountryBob]

oh yeah - I guess thanks is in order for the sig pic now? :wacko:

[jennysmurf]

I was trying to remember if my mom gets mad if she doesn't get a valentines day call.

I'd put in a call just to be safe.

[JerseyRich]

I was trying to remember if my mom gets mad if she doesn't get a valentines day call.
It's creepy to wish your Mom a Happy Valentine's Day.

[jennysmurf]

I'd put in a call just to be safe.

It's creepy to wish your Mom a Happy Valentine's Day.

Shhhhh....you'll roon it!

[disneyspy]

It's creepy to wish your Mom a Happy Valentine's Day.

NOT IF YOU'RE 5!

[IamFogHat]

Faggot of the opera.

[JerseyRich]

NOT IF YOU'RE 59!
So that's how old you are?

[IamFogHat]

He can't stand still cause he keeps slipping in cum.

[CountryBob]

I'd put in a call just to be safe.

It's creepy to wish your Mom a Happy Valentine's Day.

I wish I had a Mom to wish a Happy Valentines Day :down:

I say do it every year!

[realmenhatelife]

It's creepy to wish your Mom a Happy Valentine's Day.

I dont ask her what kind of underwear she's wearing or anything. I think I'm going to risk not calling because I have stuff to do later, dont want to eat up 40 minutes.







And if anyone is wondering that caller had a fake Bonnaroo line up this morning, the real one is officially out and no Prince.

[LeedsJr]

It's been a rough month for the Big Cat.


What is the big announcement??

[deliciousV]

Zito is now getting in trouble for inspiring others to call him a faggot.

[Gutter]

hahahaha listen to Zito trying to belt it out like he can actually sing. haha

[Misteriosa]

:glurps:

[IamFogHat]

I wish I had a Mom to wish a Happy Valentines Day :down:

I say do it every year!

Me too.

Call your mothers today!

[jennysmurf]

I wish I had a Mom to wish a Happy Valentines Day :down:

I say do it every year!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-52YT9zp5YSI/Tf6mhAOUSSI/AAAAAAAAAis/X3JZnwvzZJ4/s1600/Debbie+Downer.jpg

[disneyspy]

So that's how old you are?

your quoter seems to be messed up

[JerseyRich]

your quoter seems to be messed up
:lol:

[CountryBob]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-52YT9zp5YSI/Tf6mhAOUSSI/AAAAAAAAAis/X3JZnwvzZJ4/s1600/Debbie+Downer.jpg

Sorry for ruining everyones buzz ...

and now back to dick jokes....

[Crispy123]

your quoter seems to be messed up

don't rely on quoters dspy. affirmative action is only holding your people back.

[Misteriosa]

don't rely on quoters dspy. affirmative action is only holding your people back.

/ laugh-snort

[CountryBob]

I've put off going to the grocery store for so long now - I'm gonna go after work today.

I hate shopping but a muther fucker needs Kool Aid ya know?

[IamFogHat]

I'm fucking intrigued by the truth about Fez's appointment yesterday.

[JerseyRich]

I've put off going to the grocery store for so long now - I'm gonna go after work today.

I hate shopping but a muther fucker needs Kool Aid ya know?
PURPLE DRANK!

[Gutter]

I think we're all well aware which meltdown would be #1 on the Fez meltdown top 10.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l5WuF3B9jbM/TRTS7JlIRTI/AAAAAAAAEoQ/VQEAZMNnfAw/s400/leprechaun.jpeg

[JerseyRich]

I think we're all well aware which meltdown would be #1 on the Fez meltdown top 10.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l5WuF3B9jbM/TRTS7JlIRTI/AAAAAAAAEoQ/VQEAZMNnfAw/s400/leprechaun.jpeg
The very first one!

The MikeyD...."You never gave me one ounce of slack!" Meltdown

[disneyspy]

I think we're all well aware which meltdown would be #1 on the Fez meltdown top 10.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l5WuF3B9jbM/TRTS7JlIRTI/AAAAAAAAEoQ/VQEAZMNnfAw/s400/leprechaun.jpeg

i'd go with the mikey d one because it was against someone that was once considered a friend where fast freddy was just an intern

[Crispy123]

If anyones interested u can get a free movie from redbox today if you use the code HEART.

[jennysmurf]

I've put off going to the grocery store for so long now - I'm gonna go after work today.

I hate shopping but a muther fucker needs Kool Aid ya know?

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e20162fbd2b803970d-400wi

[Gutter]

i'd go with the mikey d one because it was against someone that was once considered a friend where fast freddy was just an intern

well I haven't heard that one and I'm taking a trip to youtube immediately.

[CountryBob]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ITiHPqRTSBI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Misteriosa]

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e20162fbd2b803970d-400wi

http://www.t-shirtrater.com/images/kool/ohno.jpg

[CountryBob]

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e20162fbd2b803970d-400wi

Hahah - that's awesome!

[Furtherman]

well I haven't heard that one and I'm taking a trip to youtube immediately.

Oh yea, I believe that was the first crack in the Fez's psyche.

[disneyspy]

i cant think of 10 fez melt downs

[Gutter]

http://www.t-shirtrater.com/images/kool/ohno.jpg



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[deliciousV]

i cant think of 10 fez melt downs

seems like one really long one that started with "YOU NEVER EVER CUT ME ANY......."

[CountryBob]

Stylo!

[sailor]

It's amazing this thread only started at 1:12

[disneyspy]

It's amazing this thread only started at 1:12

we were pent up

[CountryBob]

It's amazing this thread only started at 1:12

We be the Mac ...... macaroni!

[sailor]

we were pent up

That's what I thought. Must be wrong.

[IamFogHat]

It's amazing this thread only started at 1:12

We're the best.

[Gutter]

we were pent up

http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/RandyMarshJizz.jpg

[Misteriosa]

that is so many shades of wrong. :surrender:

[CountryBob]

Everyone, give yourself a hand......y!
:clap:

[CountryBob]

http://www.atlnightspots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/RandyMarshJizz.jpg

That was a great episode!

[Gutter]

that is so many shades of wrong. :surrender:

that's what happens when .net is down.

[JerseyRich]

So cummy.

[deliciousV]

stuck in my car yesterday there was so many times I wanted to post, but I'm too much of a pu.... umm, muffin to try and do it while driving.

[jennysmurf]

that is so many shades of wrong. :surrender:

I can't even watch that episode. So nasty.:blink:

[disneyspy]

would the CWC be a meltdown?

[Gutter]

would the CWC be a meltdown?

CWC?

[disneyspy]

So cummy.

oh ya,drjoek meltdown,now i'm remembering

[jennysmurf]

would the CWC be a meltdown?

I don't remember him melting down--well, maybe that last time he called. Hmmmm....could count as one I guess.

[disneyspy]

CWC?

chuck wagon cook

[jennysmurf]

CWC?

Chuckwagoncook

[Crispy123]

isnt new jersey gay vote redundant?

[Gutter]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea I remember that dude.

[CountryBob]

Reminds me of a valentines day a while ago back....


I went to Victoria's Secret to get some undergarments for my squeeze but I had never been in one before (we had just got one around here) and I asked for an associate to set me up with the best, most expensive panty and bra set they had.

Later that night, as my lovey opened her gift I was so proud of myself but she didnt seem so happy, and was kinda indifferent all night.

A few days later, I asked a friend of hers if something was wrong and she said she thought you was sending her a message because of the bra that I bought. It was one of those smash and pull up the boobs kinda bra - but I had no idea about those. And she thought I was upset with her sagging d cups.

Once again, I cant win for losing. Happy Valentines Day!

[JerseyRich]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea I remember that dude.
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[Gutter]

Not what I expected from a Cbob story.

[underdog]

I don't remember him melting down--well, maybe that last time he called. Hmmmm....could count as one I guess.

didn't he call his chick fat or something?

[CountryBob]

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Nice view at that house!

[underdog]

I got my picture taken today for my first NYS license. I was wearing a Whatley Posse shirt. I hope it shows up in the ID.

[JerseyRich]

Nice view at that house!
It was.

[deliciousV]

Not what I expected from a Cbob story.

I know, CBob has been the tragic figure of the board today.

[underdog]

Nice view at that house!

It was pretty awesome.

[jennysmurf]

didn't he call his chick fat or something?

I can't remember.

[Misteriosa]

Reminds me of a valentines day a while ago back....


I went to Victoria's Secret to get some undergarments for my squeeze but I had never been in one before (we had just got one around here) and I asked for an associate to set me up with the best, most expensive panty and bra set they had.

Later that night, as my lovey opened her gift I was so proud of myself but she didnt seem so happy, and was kinda indifferent all night.

A few days later, I asked a friend of hers if something was wrong and she said she thought you was sending her a message because of the bra that I bought. It was one of those smash and pull up the boobs kinda bra - but I had no idea about those. And she thought I was upset with her sagging d cups.

Once again, I cant win for losing. Happy Valentines Day!

yeah you generally dont buy your lady clothes (at least thats a rule to me.) It never ends well.

Also if you want to spend cash on some really nice panties and bras - La Perla (http://www.laperla.com/)

[IamFogHat]

Well done boys and girls.

Fuck Valentine's Day.

[JerseyRich]

I can't remember.
He did.

Poor Annie.

She's not even pudgy.

[underdog]

buy your chick a gold dipped rose from stephen singer. I'm sure women love those.

[CountryBob]

yeah you generally dont buy your lady clothes (at least thats a rule to me.) It never ends well.

Also if you want to spend cash on some really nice panties and bras - La Perla (http://www.laperla.com/)

Thank you for some insight - we are running around out here trying to do the right thing without knowing what to do....

[jennysmurf]

The girls I take care of got me a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. There was one good one, the rest got thrown away cause they were gross. That's how they get ya, you know.

[Crispy123]

:bye: peace out buddays. Sailor tried to keep us down but we said Phuc the man! :clap: