Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/23/12 - The Eve of Destruction

[LeedsJr]

DVR alert!

[disneyspy]

ha you sound rediculous just so you know,fez has cracked me up

TRU TV AT 9 PM BITCHES!

[Gutter]

Yea, it seems like he just gave up after the first scene.


Brad Pitt in that movie where he played an IRA terrorist. Terrible Irish accent.

Just saw that recently. Good movie....bad accent. The Devils Own?

[sailor]

So Ron tried punishing him since he wouldnt cave in.... by giving him the stick.


Reminds me of an Oand A moment when they all left the studio and someone was staying on the air. And somebody in a beekeepers outfit came in and fucked with them..

I hate I cant remember more.....

Schizo bill?

[realmenhatelife]

Yea, very bad. A Philly mob boss with an stereotypical New York accent.

Where Philly is very obviously Toronto. In the book it's New York, I dont know why they thought they had to change it.

[Misteriosa]

DVR alert!

ugh.. i need to get dvr :down:

[Gutter]

ha you sound rediculous just so you know,fez has cracked me up

TRU TV AT 9 PM BITCHES!

you were talking about that yesterday too.....what's happnin on FalseTV at 9 tonight?

[disneyspy]

ugh.. i need to get dvr :down:

it really is something every man should own

[Misteriosa]

ron is shutting down the predictions. speculate!

[disneyspy]

you were talking about that yesterday too.....what's happnin on FalseTV at 9 tonight?

davey mac has his invention spot

[Gutter]

Nobody has a favorite porn scene.

speak for yourself.

[Misteriosa]

it really is something every man should own

i am no man

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhma4vzNfX1qgmmtoo1_500.png

[LeedsJr]

you were talking about that yesterday too.....what's happnin on FalseTV at 9 tonight?

Davey Mac will be on World's Dumbest something or other.

[Gutter]

davey mac has his invention spot

nice

[JerseyRich]

speak for yourself.
Once I squirt...I forget what I just watched anyway.

[CountryBob]

Nobody has a favorite porn scene.

Old school porn has been working good for me lately :smoke:

[Gutter]

Once I squirt...I forget what I just watched anyway.

shutting down whatever you just watched helps to process the shame quicker.

[disneyspy]

Once I squirt...I forget what I just watched anyway.

it takes me so long now that i end up watching 2 or 3 porns when i bate

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know, something with Alisha Klass in it.

[JerseyRich]

it takes me so long now that i end up watching 2 or 3 porns when i bate
:lol:

[disneyspy]

:lol:

i'm so old i make a bag of popcorn and grab a couple of pepsi to take into bed with me

[Gutter]

How about every kill in Enemy at the Gates?

[disneyspy]

How about every kill in Enemy at the Gates?

that my friend is a GREAT movie

[Misteriosa]

i'm so old i make a bag of popcorn and grab a couple of pepsi to take into bed with me

so you use popcorn butter as lube? :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

Old school porn has been working good for me lately :smoke:

Oh shit, there's this awesome movie from the late 70s early 80s called New Wave Pajama Party that was awesome. I swear to god there is a david bowie sound alike on the soundtrack.

Got stuck in my friends VCR when it broke, or atleast thats the bullshit he told me.





Ron aggressively mispronounces things, he just said gendre.

[Gutter]

that my friend is a GREAT movie

hell yea it is. that Ron Pearlman headshot when he's jumping across the giant hole in the torn up building is fucking awesome.

[JerseyRich]

that my friend is a GREAT movie
One of the hottest sex scenes....

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/284172/rachel_weisz_sex_scene_from_enemy_at_the_gates/

[disneyspy]

so you use popcorn butter as lube? :surrender:

i'm so old that i have to use crushed popcorn kernels to get some feeling down there

my arms get so tired i end up tying a shake weight on it and tell the chick across the hall its exercise time

[disneyspy]

hell yea it is. that Ron Pearlman headshot when he's jumping across the giant hole in the torn up building is fucking awesome.

you just made misti want to watch that movie

[Gutter]

i'm so old that i have to use crushed popcorn kernels to get some feeling down there

my arms get so tired i end up tying a shake weight on it and tell the chick across the hall its exercise time

are you trying for a new mod quote today?

[Misteriosa]

you just made misti want to watch that movie

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Gutter]

you just made misti want to watch that movie

so then is she not a fan of Pearlman, or that big of a fan that she'll watch him get shot in the head just to see him on camera?

[disneyspy]

One of the hottest sex scenes....

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/284172/rachel_weisz_sex_scene_from_enemy_at_the_gates/

what are we looking for there?

edit-didnt see the over 18 button at first

[Misteriosa]

so now we get shit show sam. meh.

[CountryBob]

so now we get shit show sam. meh.

Agree - is his last name Sirius or sumphin....

[JerseyRich]

what are we looking for there?

edit-didnt see the over 18 button at first
I figured you'd eventually get it.

[CountryBob]

One of the hottest sex scenes....

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/284172/rachel_weisz_sex_scene_from_enemy_at_the_gates/

agree - banging in the floor while people are right beside you during a war .... hotness!

And her big titty's are so lucious :wub:

[sailor]

so then is she not a fan of Pearlman, or that big of a fan that she'll watch him get shot in the head just to see him on camera?

Something like that.

[Melk]

Faces of Death was so cool when I was like 13
Faces of Death was never meant to be seen on tape or DVD. It was intended to be shown to noisy audiences of excited if not sleepy teens and stoners who would not clearly notice the poor edits and obviously phoney footage.

[CountryBob]

Ha - I ordered a dildo like over a year ago from a site and they have honestly sent me probably 500 emails to come back and order something again.

The one they just sent me gives me 70% off any product and 20 free porn titles on DVD.

Damn they are desperate.... anybody need anything?

[disneyspy]

Ha - I ordered a dildo like over a year ago from a site and they have honestly sent me probably 500 emails to come back and order something again.

The one they just sent me gives me 70% off any product and 20 free porn titles on DVD.

Damn they are desperate.... anybody need anything?

mods-clean up on aisle 12,clean up aisle 12

[JerseyRich]

Ha - I ordered a dildo like over a year ago from a site and they have honestly sent me probably 500 emails to come back and order something again.

The one they just sent me gives me 70% off any product and 20 free porn titles on DVD.

Damn they are desperate.... anybody need anything?
Lube.

[Warren Peace]

Ha - I ordered a dildo like over a year ago from a site and they have honestly sent me probably 500 emails to come back and order something again.

The one they just sent me gives me 70% off any product and 20 free porn titles on DVD.

Damn they are desperate.... anybody need anything?

too easy

[CountryBob]

Faces of Death was never meant to be seen on tape or DVD. It was intended to be shown to noisy audiences of excited if not sleepy teens and stoners who would not clearly notice the poor edits and obviously phoney footage.

I saw the last one they made (i think?) in like 93 or so at the theater. They showed it at midnight and gave everyone a certificate that they survived. We took liquor in and a girl threw up on me from behind when they were killing the puppy for dinner.
Fun times....:thumbdown:

[Gutter]

Something like that.

got it.

[Gutter]

mods-clean up on aisle 12,clean up aisle 12

hahahaha

[CountryBob]

Im really excited for tomorrow - Fez never has change in his life and this is going to be a big moment.

Sam
wrestling
2 hours

I will jab my ear drums out if I have to hear any of this

[CountryBob]

but can you use the fleshlight to replace the breaker if the power goes out?

[Gutter]

One of the hottest sex scenes....

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/284172/rachel_weisz_sex_scene_from_enemy_at_the_gates/

you just made misti want to watch that movie


I really don't need to say anything.

[CountryBob]

what did he just say?

[JerseyRich]

Wooohoooo!

300!

And we didn't even really try!

[realmenhatelife]

Ha - I ordered a dildo like over a year ago from a site and they have honestly sent me probably 500 emails to come back and order something again.

The one they just sent me gives me 70% off any product and 20 free porn titles on DVD.

Damn they are desperate.... anybody need anything?

The colon Powell or the enormous schwartzcock?

[Misteriosa]

bowties are cool!

http://www.panicposters.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/f63dc5ec28f3175f8a7f615bd217eb71/p/p/pp32215-dr-who-matt-smith-poster.jpg

later buddays :bye:

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,you can bet your sweet asses i'll be here tommorow for the show,someone should go old school and start the thread 3 hours before the show starts cuz i have a feeling tommorow will be epic,have a good one and...

C'YA!!

[JerseyRich]

Albert Brooks on the show tomorrow...

[Gutter]

yea, good showing today....thread pages started running low the last couple of days.

[JerseyRich]

yea, good showing today....thread pages started running low the last couple of days.
I'm sorry...

[Crispy123]

peace out buddays! :bye:

[Gutter]

I'm sorry...

you did the best you could.

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

last meeting ended early...what's the haps (is the Ronnie B on O&A...YES)

[CountryBob]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

last meeting ended early...what's the haps (is the Ronnie B on O&A...YES)

Ron almost had Fez break over with the big announcement today - and actually got frustrated to the point that he picked on him for the last 2 hours.

[JerseyRich]

you did the best you could.
That's just the thing...

I wasn't around at all to pad the numbers.

[Gutter]

That's just the thing...

I wasn't around at all to pad the numbers.

today and tomorrow will make up for it. Lets get to 20 pages tomorrow.

[Misteriosa]

my mom's goodbye party is tomorrow (she got a new job) during the time of the show. i dont think im gonna get to hear this announcement.

and they didnt tell me until just now. they didnt want me to spill the beans by mistake.

[Gutter]

my mom's goodbye party is tomorrow (she got a new job) during the time of the show. i dont think im gonna get to hear this announcement.

and they didnt tell me until just now. they didnt want me to spill the beans by mistake.

oh bummer.

[Misteriosa]

oh bummer.

i may have to sign up for a free trial and get the buddays on the xm android app

[CountryBob]

my mom's goodbye party is tomorrow (she got a new job) during the time of the show. i dont think im gonna get to hear this announcement.

and they didnt tell me until just now. they didnt want me to spill the beans by mistake.

Sorry to hear that you might miss it but we will do a stand up job commenting on what goes down for the listening thread review.

BTW.... congrats to Mom :happy:

[Gutter]

i may have to sign up for a free trial and get the buddays on the xm android app

I think it'd be worth it for tomorrow's gigantic disappointment.

[Dell]

Ron almost had Fez break over with the big announcement today - and actually got frustrated to the point that he picked on him for the last 2 hours.

I have a 1:00 and 3:00 meeting tomorrow...if, IF they announce anything surprising I'm most likely going to miss it

if someone captures the announcement, please send me the link...

[disneyspy]

I have a 1:00 and 3:00 meeting tomorrow...if, IF they announce anything surprising I'm most likely going to miss it

if someone captures the announcement, please send me the link...

i'm sure sailor will put it in the file library the second its announced

[Dell]

i'm sure sailor will put it in the file library the second its announced

Ryan was always really good with the instant capture and post...I may go over to v3 and make the request

[disneyspy]

Ryan was always really good with the instant capture and post...I may go over to v3 and make the request

why dont you go to the file library request thread here?

[Dell]

why dont you go to the file library request thread here?

I imagine that takes a while...I'll be jonesing for the clip as soon as the meeting ends

[thepaulo]

Wooohoooo!

300!

And we didn't even really try!

Thank my massive ego