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realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 07:11 AM
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Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:12 AM
hey buddays :bye:

shit show ran late today, but we had a nice sit in by ronnie b.

i see we all seem to be lost in certain thread memories. :laugh:

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:12 AM
nice RMHL iwas just getting busy with making one,my contribution

http://www.wallpapergate.com/phpthumb/cache/1341/Neo25WP2006_Keeley_Hazell_37.jpg

Rhah
02-23-2012, 07:13 AM
I had a dream last night that my boss and his family were meeting Ron and Fez for dinner and I was invited. Ron showed up couldn't find the table but we flagged him down, then Fez showed up late...

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:14 AM
I had a dream last night that my boss and his family were meeting Ron and Fez for dinner and I was invited. Ron showed up couldn't find the table but we flagged him down, then Fez showed up late...

was fez naked? cuz they say dreams have a meaning...

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:14 AM
Sorry I'm late...

I've been counting my new girlfriend's stretch marks all morning!

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:15 AM
Sorry I'm late...

I've been counting my new girlfriend's stretch marks all morning!

ha! i bet you two just laugh and laugh

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:16 AM
Sorry I'm late...

I've been counting my new girlfriend's stretch marks all morning!

Do you always begin conversations this way?

(DSpy, that was for you.)

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:16 AM
Sorry I'm late...

I've been counting my new girlfriend's stretch marks all morning!

you should have marked them with a sharpie... :lol:

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:16 AM
Do you always begin conversations this way?

(DSpy, that was for you.)
It's ok bro.

She likes it when I tease her.

We're getting married tomorrow!

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:17 AM
sweet,a paulo call! good news to start a show with

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:17 AM
Lets get all of our "a geee gee gee's" ready for the Paulo call later....

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:17 AM
It's ok bro.

She likes it when I tease her.

We're getting married tomorrow!

can i just say that i am SO happy for remembering that thread and i thank roseblood for remembering his name. :clap: brava, my dear, brava!

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:18 AM
Roseblood is a lying cunt.

That is all.

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:18 AM
It's ok bro.

She likes it when I tease her.

We're getting married tomorrow!

Congratulations!

I hope the ceremony isn't until after the announcement. :smile:

And my questions is really just a quote from the Princess Bride.

sailor
02-23-2012, 07:18 AM
Better late than never, I guess. (the show, not Rich)

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:19 AM
Alive AFRO show would fucking rule again!

Having Fez do crazy character shit in front of a live audience - would pick up his spirits....

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:20 AM
It's ok bro.

She likes it when I tease her.

We're getting married tomorrow!

hahahahaha I'm so glad I know what you're talking about.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:20 AM
Congratulations!

I hope the ceremony isn't until after the announcement. :smile:

And my questions is really just a quote from the Princess Bride.

Inconceivable!

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:21 AM
hahahahaha I'm so glad I know what you're talking about.

that shit is educational right there. required reading if there was any.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:21 AM
pretty sure that caller is going to be disappointed tomorrow.

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:22 AM
Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:22 AM
that shit is educational right there. required reading if there was any.

I feel like I've learned so much.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:22 AM
that shit is educational right there. required reading if there was any.

maybe better if you were reading it when it was happening?
I started the first couple of pages and then went to the end - and was lost.

sailor
02-23-2012, 07:22 AM
pretty sure that caller is going to be disappointed tomorrow.

I love the umbrella angle someone came up with.

sailor
02-23-2012, 07:22 AM
Nice call, c-bob.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:23 AM
maybe better if you were reading it when it was happening?
I started the first couple of pages and then went to the end - and was lost.

I'll get you the Cliffs Notes.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:23 AM
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:24 AM
Dammat.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:29 AM
Jeezus it's been a year since Fez's dad died already?

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:30 AM
Jeezus it's been a year since Fez's dad died already?

And he's still crying about it.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:32 AM
that shit is educational right there. required reading if there was any.

certain comments are making me have a barf.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:34 AM
And he's still crying about it.

And still finding $5 bills around town....

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:34 AM
certain comments are making me have a barf.
Has there ever been a more delusional poster here?

Besides Tenbats.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:34 AM
Has there ever been a more delusional poster here?

Besides Tenbats.

yea I could name one or two. haha

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:35 AM
Has there ever been a more delusional poster here?

Besides Tenbats.

i think tenbats can be considered illusional

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:35 AM
20 bucks says Fez doesn't make it out of bed tomorrow.

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 07:36 AM
What thread are you guys even talking about?

Melk
02-23-2012, 07:36 AM
And still finding $5 bills around town....
To be fair to Fez, Papa Whatley dropped a bathroom on Pepper Hicks last week.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:36 AM
What thread are you guys even talking about?

the one where you said the dejected bride is a cutie

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:37 AM
What thread are you guys even talking about?

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74993

Required reading.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:38 AM
To be fair to Fez, Papa Whatley dropped a bathroom on Pepper Hicks last week.

haha :clap:

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:38 AM
To be fair to Fez, Papa Whatley dropped a bathroom on Pepper Hicks last week.

ha! i had a plummer here tuesday that was working on the bathroom upstairs and thats all i could think about

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 07:39 AM
the one where you said the dejected bride is a cutie

She is.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:40 AM
FEZ - all dead relatives watch us from heaven and especially when you masterbate.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:42 AM
FEZ - all dead relatives watch us from heaven and especially when you masterbate.

Oh please Cbob.....Your living relatives watch you masturbate.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:43 AM
Oh please Cbob.....Your living relatives watch you masturbate.

HA! THATS WHY HE CALLS IT HAVING RELATIONS

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:43 AM
ha! i had a plummer here tuesday that was working on the bathroom upstairs and thats all i could think about

It wasn't this Plummer, was it?

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13923-15365.gif

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:44 AM
HA! THATS WHY HE CALLS IT HAVING RELATIONS

http://boards.buffalobills.com/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:44 AM
Oh please Cbob.....Your living relatives watch you masturbate.

If your lucky! :smoke:

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:46 AM
If your lucky! :smoke:

hahaha....then it's a party! haha.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:46 AM
It wasn't this Plummer, was it?

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13923-15365.gif

i was wondering why he said <object width="300" height="28" class="hark_player"><param name="movie" value="http://cdn.hark.com/swfs/player_fb.swf?pid=ztkfchqqjk"/><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"/><param name="allownetworking" value="all"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><embed src="http://cdn.hark.com/swfs/player_fb.swf?pid=ztkfchqqjk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="300" height="28" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><a href="http://www.hark.com/clips/ztkfchqqjk-any-of-you-fucking-pricks-move-and-ill-execute-every-motherfucking-last-one-of-ya" style="font-size: 9px; color: #ddd;" title="Listen to Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! on Hark.com">Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!</a>

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:46 AM
OK I am gonna say what I think Fez's announcement will be -

He is taking extended time off to get his mental health fixed.

he is not leaving the show - but just will be out for 6 months or so.....

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:46 AM
I bet the announcement is that Fez is finally moving off Retard Island.

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:47 AM
OK I am gonna say what I think Fez's announcement will be -

He is taking extended time off to get his mental health fixed.

he is not leaving the show - but just will be out for 6 months or so.....

i think fez will not come in tomorrow and there will be no announcement.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:47 AM
Love?
What's next - Cum?

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:49 AM
I bet the announcement is that Fez is finally moving off Retard Island.

Love?
What's next - Cum?

... And in with Zito.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:49 AM
hahahhahahhaa fez "keep it going" to zito saying he was trying to hold his breath inbetween fez's words

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:50 AM
I'm gonna make an announcement tomorrow as well .....

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:50 AM
20 bucks says Fez doesn't make it out of bed tomorrow.

i think fez will not come in tomorrow and there will be no announcement.

You're doing it again.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:51 AM
I feel like this is Password.
Fez - petrified
CBob - forest?

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 07:51 AM
I agree that there is an extremely strong chance that he wriggles out of the announcement again.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:52 AM
Remember how unexpected Earl's announcement was?

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 07:52 AM
I feel like this is Password.
Fez - petrified
CBob - forest?

You would've jumped over forrest right to "my hard cock" and you know it.




Fez is approaching this announcement like I approached homework in the 11th grade.

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:52 AM
the peace, the who, the backwards swastika, the who, repent 13...

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LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:53 AM
I feel like this is Password.
Fez - petrified
CBob - forest?

Funny, I thought you would have gone in a different direction...

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:53 AM
You're doing it again.

fuck! :wallbash:

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:53 AM
Funny, I thought you would have gone in a different direction...

Gotta keep you all on your toes!

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:54 AM
Funny, I thought you would have gone in a different direction...

You would've jumped over forrest right to "my hard cock" and you know it.



Yeah, that direction.

Melk
02-23-2012, 07:54 AM
If Fez's announcement isn't anything, someone here should call and make his or her own announcement.

Ronfez.net is BACK!!!

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:55 AM
fuck! :wallbash:

I'm insulted.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:55 AM
hahahahahhahahaahhhaahaha teenage mr spock,thats vulcan funny

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 07:56 AM
If Fez's announcement isn't anything, someone here should call and make his or her own announcement.

Ronfez.net is BACK!!!
Why lie?

This site shits the bed DAILY!

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 07:57 AM
ugggghhhh.... lunchtime again.

One more chance to eat healthy for someone on a diet but I will once again fuck it up.

See ya from liquor hill....

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 07:58 AM
whats for lunch?


im thinking about getting a tuna sammich or something.

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 07:58 AM
whats for lunch?


im thinking about getting a tuna sammich or something.

I'm thinking beer.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:59 AM
whats for lunch?


im thinking about getting a tuna sammich or something.

with pickles? you should start to worry.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 07:59 AM
odd,a google image search for ucb fred responded with these two pix on the first page

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1432652718/9898acf3-689e-41b1-8374-617ee996520f.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/j8edlw.jpg

Gutter
02-23-2012, 07:59 AM
What's this wimp complaining about? sounds like he got a good lay.

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 08:00 AM
with pickles? you should start to worry.

:blink:

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 08:00 AM
I have no idea what Fred is complaining about, this girl sounds fantastic.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 08:02 AM
:blink:

alright fine, no pickles then (srsly, its fuckin good). but I was thinking tuna.

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 08:02 AM
whats for lunch?


im thinking about getting a tuna sammich or sumthin tss tss.

I dont get this one.





I was daydreaming about a tuna hoagie from Sal's yesterday but I think that was just catholic genetic memory.

Did see an ash cross on the jogging path though, that was wierd. She wasn't running hard enough because it didn't smear.

Zorro
02-23-2012, 08:04 AM
whats for lunch?


im thinking about getting a tuna sammich or something.

I'm stravin', but this low carb diet is making lunch a chore

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:04 AM
the announcement will be fez is striaght

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 08:06 AM
I'm stravin', but this low carb diet is making lunch a chore

im getting it with a bag of chips and a soda (cuz im a pig)

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:07 AM
Leftover Pork Tenderloin, Mashed Potatoes and Broccoli for lunch today!

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 08:07 AM
If Fez's announcement isn't anything, someone here should call and make his or her own announcement.

Ronfez.net is BACK!!!

That is the announcement.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:08 AM
im getting it with a bag of chips and a soda (cuz im a pig)

theres never a mod around when you need one

Chigworthy
02-23-2012, 08:11 AM
Doddering

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 08:14 AM
Saw on triple d last night a sub place in Brooklyn called Demones or so etching like that. And damn I wanted to try some of those badly!

Chigworthy
02-23-2012, 08:14 AM
http://ucsota.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/img_8160.jpg

Gutter
02-23-2012, 08:15 AM
Chig, I'm not sure but that looks NSFW

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:16 AM
what the hell is that?

Chigworthy
02-23-2012, 08:19 AM
Chig, I'm not sure but that looks NSFW

what the hell is that?

I found it with D-Spy's perverted ucb fred google search

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 08:22 AM
Had a grilled chicken salad - was tasty but i still am starvin.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:22 AM
I know I'm really going out on a limb here...

But Jennifer Aniston was on Conan last night and she looked so fucking amazing.

That broad is so sexy.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 08:22 AM
http://ucsota.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/img_8160.jpg

Something looks wet in that pic

Chigworthy
02-23-2012, 08:23 AM
Something looks wet in that pic

and slightly turgid?

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:24 AM
http://teamcoco.com/video/jennifer-aniston-naked

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 08:25 AM
http://teamcoco.com/video/jennifer-aniston-naked

that link is very misleading.

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 08:26 AM
well i went in for a tuna sandwich, but someone else had ordered a steak sandwich, and i caved when i smelled it.

steak sandwich on a roll with kettle cooked chips and a can of soda.

i hate myself right now. such delicious, delicious hate.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:27 AM
well i went in for a tuna sandwich, but someone else had ordered a steak sandwich, and i caved when i smelled it.

steak sandwich on a roll with kettle cooked chips and a can of soda.

i hate myself right now. such delicious, delicious hate.
Delicious Hate.

Good band name.

sailor
02-23-2012, 08:30 AM
Saw on triple d last night a sub place in Brooklyn called Demones or so etching like that. And damn I wanted to try some of those badly!

I think they got stuff from there on the show in the last year or so.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:31 AM
I think they got stuff from there on the show in the last year or so.
I think they wanted to...but the sangwiches don't travel well so they never got them.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 08:33 AM
You all are so lucky with your food options up there - I'm jealous. But I have cows across the street so there!

sailor
02-23-2012, 08:34 AM
I think they wanted to...but the sangwiches don't travel well so they never got them.

Bummer.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:36 AM
You all are so lucky with your food options up there - I'm jealous. But I have cows across the street so there!
Break out your fuckin weapon!

http://0.tqn.com/d/worldfilm/1/0/c/y/03.jpg

Zorro
02-23-2012, 08:37 AM
You all are so lucky with your food options up there - I'm jealous. But I have cows across the street so there!

So, do I Lorraine and Ruth

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 08:37 AM
You all are so lucky with your food options up there - I'm jealous. But I have cows across the street so there!

Do you stick your head out the car window and go "Mooo!" every time you pass them?

Because I personally can't stop myself.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:41 AM
have benny and ronny d talked on air in the last 12 years?

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:41 AM
Do you stick your head out the car window and go "Mooo!" every time you pass them?

Because I personally can't stop myself.
On our drive down to Tennessee at Thanksgiving last year, I had to put up with Friday saying "Hi lovelies" everytime we passed a field of cows.

Chigworthy
02-23-2012, 08:41 AM
Do you stick your head out the car window and go "Mooo!" every time you pass them?

Because I personally can't stop myself.

That's a good way to get strung up in an old basement and raped with a chainsaw in my neck of woods you tourist sumbitch.

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 08:41 AM
Miami is going to destroy the knicks tonight.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 08:42 AM
Do you stick your head out the car window and go "Mooo!" every time you pass them?

Because I personally can't stop myself.

They are across the street from my house and I live in town. My next door neighbor is a retired Indian doctor and they take their grand kids over to look at what they arent allowed to eat

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:42 AM
have benny and ronny d talked on air in the last 12 years?
Nope

Gutter
02-23-2012, 08:43 AM
well i went in for a tuna sandwich, but someone else had ordered a steak sandwich, and i caved when i smelled it.

steak sandwich on a roll with kettle cooked chips and a can of soda.

i hate myself right now. such delicious, delicious hate.

I bet the steak sammich was better for you than the tuna. of course, the chips and soda don't help at all, but just cutting out the soda will do wonders.

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 08:44 AM
That's a good way to get strung up in an old basement and raped with a chainsaw in my neck of woods you tourist sumbitch.

Sounds lovely. Is that in the brochure?

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 08:45 AM
Zito's love of the Heat has me worried.

regulator
02-23-2012, 08:46 AM
Say it Fezzie, say it!

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 08:47 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-n3CctCzGmI/TDFV1TKsmoI/AAAAAAAAAe4/5kYRWMWwKAc/s1600/stubborn+mule.gif

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:48 AM
whats in the box! whats in the box

Chigworthy
02-23-2012, 08:48 AM
Sounds lovely. Is that in the brochure?

I don't speak no french.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:49 AM
I bet the announcement is that Fez was born a woman.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:50 AM
I bet the announcement is that Fez was born a woman.

i bet fez announces hes counted all his new girlfriends stretch marks and fat rolls and theyre going to get married

TimTimSalabim
02-23-2012, 08:51 AM
Say it Fezzie, say it!

It's just a jump to the left...

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:52 AM
i bet fez announces hes counted all his new girlfriends stretch marks and fat rolls and theyre going to get married
Don't joke about those kinds of things.

PerryWinkle
02-23-2012, 08:52 AM
Fuck Fez and his announcement

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:53 AM
Fuck Fez and his announcement

if you fuck fez you might be part of the announcement-star fucker

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 08:54 AM
why do these women keep calling in trying to get on fezzy's good side? it never works.

PerryWinkle
02-23-2012, 08:54 AM
if you fuck fez you might be part of the announcement-star fucker

:laugh:

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:54 AM
why do these women keep calling in trying to get on fezzy's good side? it never works.

because theyre all ugly and stupid

PerryWinkle
02-23-2012, 08:54 AM
why do these women keep calling in trying to get on fezzy's good side? it never works.

because women are stupid, there I said it

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:55 AM
because women are stupid, there I said it

high five

slap

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 08:56 AM
Did he make the announcement?

I had to leave my desk for a second.

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 08:56 AM
because women are stupid, there I said it

thank god or some of us would never get laid.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 08:56 AM
Of course you were thinking about Wham, Fez.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 08:57 AM
Did he make the announcement?

I had to leave my desk for a second.

yes,he said he was moving into his photographer boyfriends place in jersey

PerryWinkle
02-23-2012, 08:57 AM
I hate Billy Crystal, there I said it

PerryWinkle
02-23-2012, 08:59 AM
thank god or some of us would never get laid.

alcohol man. there is always alcohol. get them bitches loaded

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:00 AM
alcohol man. there is always alcohol. get them bitches loaded

liquor may be quicker but ether is faster

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 09:01 AM
I count drunk and stupid as the same. trust me I use both to the max benefit.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:02 AM
yes,he said he was moving into his photographer boyfriends place in jersey
Huh.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:02 AM
This is fucking hilarious with Zito playing the music.

Furtherman
02-23-2012, 09:02 AM
Did he make the announcement?

I had to leave my desk for a second.

With my luck, and I know this will happen, I will be away from my desk from 11-3 tomorrow due to a meteorite strike, a loose ostrich on the floor, stricken with yellow fever, or fall into a crack in the space-time continuum and end up in 1999, and I'll have to listen to the show all over again.

PerryWinkle
02-23-2012, 09:03 AM
Play it Mark Zito

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 09:04 AM
With my luck, and I know this will happen, I will be away from my desk from 11-3 tomorrow due to a meteorite strike, a loose ostrich on the floor, stricken with yellow fever, or fall into a crack in the space-time continuum and end up in 1999, and I'll have to listen to the show all over again.

Dspy said he would fill you in.

Furtherman
02-23-2012, 09:05 AM
I don't believe that story from Paul-O at all.

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 09:05 AM
Wouldn't a better song parody for The Descendants be the punk band The Descendants?

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:05 AM
Dspy said he would fill you in.

i'm only good for the 90s,jerseyrich is his man for those years

sailor
02-23-2012, 09:08 AM
Ron just won't let fez have anything. And fez will never get mad over it.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:09 AM
i'm only good for the 90s,jerseyrich is his man for those years
I missed most of the early years of XM.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:11 AM
alcohol man. there is always alcohol. get them bitches loaded

If we have prohibition again, I would never get laid!

I go from Biff from Back to the Future - to Brad Pitt in about 3/4 of a bottle of liquor.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:12 AM
If we have prohibition again, I would never get laid!

If it wasn't for relatives and roofies......oh fer fuck's sake you guys know where I'm goin with this.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:12 AM
i'm only good for the 90s,jerseyrich is his man for those years

More like the 1890's - a yuck yuck yuck.. .. . . . . . . .:king:

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:12 AM
sounds like 50/50 has a 100% chance of winning an oscar


AGHHEEE GHEEE GHEEE

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:13 AM
More like the 1890's - a yuck yuck yuck.. .. . . . . . . .:king:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mBt4HlcDUDw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:13 AM
If it wasn't for relatives and roofies......oh fer fuck's sake you guys know where I'm goin with this.

I am going to write a song called "Relatives and Roofies"

Thanks Gutter!

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:13 AM
paint a picture of the oscar cuz paulo loves THE ARTIST


AGHEEE GHEE GHEEE

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:14 AM
oscar better take off his clothes and streep


AGHEEE GHEE GHEEE

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:14 AM
Or this...

http://www.ifc.com/portlandia/videos/portlandia-dream-of-the-1890s

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:15 AM
get out your crack cuz oscar is going to plummer


AGHEE GHEE GHEEE

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:16 AM
I am going to write a song called "Relatives and Roofies"

Thanks Gutter!

Welcome budday!

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 09:17 AM
Or this...

http://www.ifc.com/portlandia/videos/portlandia-dream-of-the-1890s

Carrie as a flapper wearing a bowler, yowza.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:17 AM
paulo says the world will end if THE DICTATOR doesnt rule the oscars


aghee

aghee

agheee

sailor
02-23-2012, 09:18 AM
Up in the air isn't eligible this year, Paul.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:19 AM
paulo says the world will end if THE DICTATOR doesnt rule the oscars


aghee

aghee

agheee

Im terrible doing these or I would help ya...

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:21 AM
Im terrible doing these or I would help ya...

its ok,i just realized i'm the only one doing it so i'll stop

A.J.
02-23-2012, 09:21 AM
With my luck, and I know this will happen, I will be away from my desk from 11-3 tomorrow due to a meteorite strike, a loose ostrich on the floor, stricken with yellow fever, or fall into a crack in the space-time continuum and end up in 1999, and I'll have to listen to the show all over again.

I have a meeting tomorrow at 1130. :thumbdown:

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:22 AM
I have a meeting tomorrow at 1130. :thumbdown:

Cancel immediately!

How are you gonna feel when the payoff is such shit - that you missed it?

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 09:22 AM
Im terrible doing these or I would help ya...

terrible would be an improvement... :innocent:

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:23 AM
I have a meeting tomorrow at 1130. :thumbdown:

SiriusXM phone app and a bluetooth bruuuuuthhhaaaaa!!!!

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:23 AM
terrible would be an improvement... :innocent:

ha! YOU DICK!

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:24 AM
terrible would be an improvement... :innocent:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-IV2UuwHrU0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

A.J.
02-23-2012, 09:25 AM
SiriusXM phone app and a bluetooth bruuuuuthhhaaaaa!!!!

:laugh:. Yeah, how do I download that to my cell?

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:25 AM
:laugh:. Yeah, how do I download that to my cell?

SEND A KITE TO THE WARDEN

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 09:25 AM
I was really pissed the girl from Martha Marcy May Marlene wasn't nominated for best actress.

sailor
02-23-2012, 09:26 AM
I was really pissed the girl from Martha Marcy May Marlene wasn't nominated for best actress.

She was more supporting.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:27 AM
:laugh:. Yeah, how do I download that to my cell?
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/12716964/2/stock-photo-12716964-telegraph-operator-antique-design-illustrations.jpg

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:27 AM
I've enjoyed watching Avatar multiple times but Titanic can sink to the bottom....

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:28 AM
SEND A KITE TO THE WARDEN

I am embarrassed to say how much this made me chuckle...... :clap:

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:30 AM
She was more supporting.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XDLnpGlOHFU/SURiFjM7duI/AAAAAAAACRI/1j3V4pM_KIo/s400/%20C%20hristinaHendricks4.jpg

PerryWinkle
02-23-2012, 09:30 AM
The King's Speech sure did ssssssssucked

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:30 AM
:laugh:. Yeah, how do I download that to my cell?

don't have a smart phone huh? One of these yours?

http://www.mobileiphone.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mobile-phone8.jpg

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:31 AM
The King's Speech sure did ssssssssucked

I .....li..li...li...liked it!

Furtherman
02-23-2012, 09:32 AM
I love how Paul-O transfers his own failures unto to others as some kind of supernatural blessing.

I don't play baseball because I suck at baseball. I don't think Derek Jeter made a deal with the devil.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:34 AM
Entertainment during the commercial -


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BXTRkFhWGAo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

thepaulo
02-23-2012, 09:35 AM
I love how Paul-O transfers his own failures unto to others as some kind of supernatural blessing.

I don't play baseball because I suck at baseball. I don't think Derek Jeter made a deal with the devil.

I have no supernatural powers and I hate it.





(by the way,m poor Ron sounds so tired.)

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:35 AM
So I think with that we all know where this announcement is going.

Zorro
02-23-2012, 09:36 AM
I've enjoyed watching Avatar multiple times but Titanic can sink to the bottom....

Oooh...I remember during Avatar sitting in my theater seat wishing I would be I'd be struck blind and deaf .... what a cartoonish piece of crap. "Unobtainium" seriously...what'd it take 7 minutes to make that up?

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:37 AM
Oooh...I remember during Avatar sitting in my theater seat wishing I would be I'd be struck blind and deaf .... what a cartoonish piece of crap. "Unobtainium" seriously...what'd it take 7 minutes to make that up?

it's like a Chip joke that actually winds up being really good.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:37 AM
Oooh...I remember during Avatar sitting in my theater seat wishing I would be I'd be struck blind and deaf .... what a cartoonish piece of crap. "Unobtainium" seriously...what'd it take 7 minutes to make that up?

Rule 1 with fantasy movies - revert your mind back to being a kid and enjoy the ride..... the adult mind will question too many things that will piss you off or not make sense....

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:38 AM
don't have a smart phone huh? One of these yours?

http://www.mobileiphone.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mobile-phone8.jpg

Those would confuse and sadden poor AJ.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:39 AM
i didnt mind avatar winning,overall it was a great visual film,sure the storyline was average but the movie was great

i was just happy that piece of shit SOCIAL NETWORK didnt win last year

Furtherman
02-23-2012, 09:41 AM
Oooh...I remember during Avatar sitting in my theater seat wishing I would be I'd be struck blind and deaf .... what a cartoonish piece of crap. "Unobtainium" seriously...what'd it take 7 minutes to make that up?

That's actually a word that has been used in science fiction novels and movies before Avatar.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:43 AM
That's actually a word that has been used in science fiction novels and movies before Avatar.

they shoulda called it "reallyhardtofindium" or sumfin' tsssst tssssst

regulator
02-23-2012, 09:46 AM
So I think with that we all know where this announcement is going.

Yeah - Ron saying that he's going to reveal the "secret" kind of gave it away.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:47 AM
Enough with the MIKE ZITO!

STOP!!!

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:48 AM
Enough with the MIKE ZITO!

STOP!!!

really? i kinda like it

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:48 AM
Yeah - Ron saying that he's going to reveal the "secret" kind of gave it away.

i was thinking it was more where he said, "If Fez has to go somewhere" part. He also said that it will change the dynamic of the show dramatically and his talking about how long they had been together. I believe Fez is jumping ship back down to Florida where he will remain ambiguously gay.

Warren Peace
02-23-2012, 09:48 AM
Enough with the MIKE ZITO!

STOP!!!

Is Ron fucking him or something?

thepaulo
02-23-2012, 09:49 AM
they shoulda called it "reallyhardtofindium" or sumfin' tsssst tssssst

"worthashitloadofmonium"

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:49 AM
So what's wrong with having a Hershey Bar at 10 till 2? i see nothing wrong with it at all......

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:49 AM
Enough with the MIKE ZITO!

STOP!!!

How about Chuck Zito?

http://withfriendship.com/images/i/40526/Chuck-Zito-image.jpg

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:50 AM
i was thinking it was more where he said, "If Fez has to go somewhere" part. He also said that it will change the dynamic of the show dramatically and his talking about how long they had been together. I believe Fez is jumping ship back down to Florida where he will remain ambiguously gay.

at first i read this as ambitiously gay

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:50 AM
they shoulda called it "reallyhardtofindium" or sumfin' tsssst tssssst

"worthashitloadofmonium"

:laugh:

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:50 AM
This music is for sandal wearing, bandana rockin, zubaz pants wearing, beer coozie holding rubes.

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:50 AM
at first i read this as ambitiously gay

c'mon Diz, you can do better than that.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:51 AM
How about Chuck Zito?

http://withfriendship.com/images/i/40526/Chuck-Zito-image.jpg

I will never say one bad word about Chuck Zito.

The man is a saint.

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 09:51 AM
This music is for sandal wearing, bandana rockin, zubaz pants wearing, beer coozie holding rubes.

whats a zubaz? im afraid of running that thru a google search :unsure:

Melk
02-23-2012, 09:51 AM
Sounds like the Wendy's Grill Skill song. Alt country... Yuck

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:51 AM
This music is for sandal wearing, bandana rockin, zubaz pants wearing, beer coozie holding rubes.

just checked to make sure i didnt leave my web cam on

Gutter
02-23-2012, 09:53 AM
I will never say one bad word about Chuck Zito.

The man is a saint.

its a good trade off then.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:53 AM
http://laist.com/attachments/la_tim/zubaz.jpg

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:53 AM
Sounds like the Wendy's Grill Skill song. Alt country... Yuck
It's blues...not country.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:53 AM
God there is an elephant in the room now.....:huh:

Chigworthy
02-23-2012, 09:54 AM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwdFw5ViLzkh-_3lSoIndpXt_eGD0G4ditXY-6fd0oz54zGPX-8A





http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUQQIqVq3tuWhcewG5SQIexKG2rux1X eT2I7JQidwnSRRG0Lks

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:55 AM
God there is an elephant in the room now.....:huh:

the DTs suck! grab yourself a bottle,STAT!

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 09:55 AM
God there is an elephant in the room now.....:huh:

http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Patrice-ONeal.jpg

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 09:55 AM
Is FEZ SERIOUSLY still talking about Poll Results?

Come on, bro.

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 09:55 AM
So, an hour of awkward dear air to close today's show, then a let down of an announcement tomorrow?

Got it.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:55 AM
http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Patrice-ONeal.jpg

Nice! I sure do miss Patrice and Mr.P was awesome!

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 09:56 AM
satan?

http://images2.dailykos.com/i/user/3/Church-Lady.jpg

Warren Peace
02-23-2012, 09:56 AM
This music is for sandal wearing, bandana rockin, zubaz pants wearing, beer coozie holding rubes.

How about a backwards Kangol flat cap wearin'.........

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:56 AM
So, an hour of awkward dear air to close today's show, then a let down of an announcement tomorrow?

Got it.

Damnit Ron - help him out for once instead of fucking with him.....

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 09:57 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgw9jjWcaI1qhr166o1_500.png

ohh satan.. i thought he said sutan :tongue:

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 09:57 AM
Damnit Ron - help him out for once instead of fucking with him.....

HES BEEN TALKING SINCE 6AM damn he just said it

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:58 AM
Faces of Death was so cool when I was like 13

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 09:59 AM
Faces of Death was so cool when I was like 13

my ex loved that site. that and rotten.com

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 09:59 AM
HES BEEN TALKING SINCE 6AM damn he just said it

Yeah but its hard to listen to.

We get it Ron - you have carried dead weight for years now.

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 09:59 AM
ha! that chuckwagon line got nothing, as it should have.

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 09:59 AM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfcixl2BYc1qdsduuo1_500.gif

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 10:01 AM
my ex loved that site. that and rotten.com

I saw a beheading while stoned on rotten.com and I was out after that. The body kept breathing for like 30 seconds after the head was removed.

It fucked with me so hard......

Recyclerz
02-23-2012, 10:01 AM
Damnit Ron - help him out for once instead of fucking with him.....
Well, at least Fez is going out with all guns blazing ... :(

Crispy123
02-23-2012, 10:01 AM
worst accent has to be Madonna.

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 10:01 AM
worst accent in a movie EASY-ben affleck in REINDEER GAMES nowhere close to being a yooper

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 10:02 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgw9jjWcaI1qhr166o1_500.png

ohh satan.. i thought he said sutan :tongue:

Raja?





Worst accent, William (or is it john?) Hurt as the philly mob boss in History of Violence.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 10:03 AM
Kevin Costner- Prince of Thieves.

CountryBob
02-23-2012, 10:03 AM
So Ron tried punishing him since he wouldnt cave in.... by giving him the stick.


Reminds me of an Oand A moment when they all left the studio and someone was staying on the air. And somebody in a beekeepers outfit came in and fucked with them..

I hate I cant remember more.....

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 10:03 AM
Raja?

yeah.. his real name is sutan amrull

LeedsJr
02-23-2012, 10:07 AM
This is going to be the whole show tomorrow, isn't it?

realmenhatelife
02-23-2012, 10:07 AM
yeah.. his real name is sutan amrull

Oh really? I thought it was some model chick that ironically looked like raja.

Misteriosa
02-23-2012, 10:08 AM
with all this talk about headshots, im surprised you guys havent chimed in with your fave pr0n scenes

disneyspy
02-23-2012, 10:08 AM
with all this talk about headshots, im surprised you guys chimed in with your fave pr0n scenes

or my mod quote

Gutter
02-23-2012, 10:09 AM
Raja?





Worst accent, William (or is it john?) Hurt as the philly mob boss in History of Violence.

that whole movie is terrible.


Jack's accent in The Departed fades halfway through.

Furtherman
02-23-2012, 10:09 AM
Kevin Costner- Prince of Thieves.

Yea, it seems like he just gave up after the first scene.


Brad Pitt in that movie where he played an IRA terrorist. Terrible Irish accent.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 10:09 AM
Nobody has a favorite porn scene.

Furtherman
02-23-2012, 10:10 AM
Worst accent, William (or is it john?) Hurt as the philly mob boss in History of Violence.

Yea, very bad. A Philly mob boss with an stereotypical New York accent.

JerseyRich
02-23-2012, 10:11 AM
Yea, very bad. A Philly mob boss with an stereotypical New York accent.
Let's be honest...

Everyone would have walked out of the theater if it was a real Philly Accent.

Furtherman
02-23-2012, 10:12 AM
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."


That's a great death speech.