Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 03/08/12 - Everything In Its Right Place

[Misteriosa]

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There. Yeah, it's early. I hope everything is right this time... :o

[sailor]

Was hilarious no one noticed all day.

[CountryBob]

Happy Thursday to you's all's!!!!!
:drunk:

[CountryBob]

Was hilarious no one noticed all day.

whats that?

[Gutter]

Morning buddays.

[CountryBob]

Morning buddays.

Howdy Gutter - how bout a Fresca?

[disneyspy]

whats that?

yesterdays thread starter had the wrong date,saw it,didnt think it was that big a deal

mornin buddays

[Gutter]

Howdy Gutter - how bout a Fresca?

got any Tab?

[CountryBob]

got any Tab?

Hmmm, maybe some diet Fanta instead...

[Gutter]

Hmmm, maybe some diet Fanta instead...

If I'm drinking an orange soda, it's gonna be Sunkist.

[Misteriosa]

If I'm drinking an orange soda, it's gonna be Sunkist.

fuckin right.

[CountryBob]

If I'm drinking an orange soda, it's gonna be Sunkist.

How about some Sunny D and Rum?


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[Gutter]

fuckin right.

I mean really....lets not fuck around with orange soda.

[Gutter]

How about some Sunny D and Rum?


I have a feeling it rots your teeth.

[realmenhatelife]

Orange soda is so hideous.

I was thinking about the work week today. I think you would get way more value out of your free time if we had a 5.5 or 6 hour/7 day a week work schedule rather than a Monday to Friday with two days off.

Who wants to come for a bike ride today?

[JerseyRich]

Hola Amigos.

[Gutter]

Orange soda is so hideous.


http://mlkshk.com/r/42BJ

[sailor]

Orange soda is so hideous.

I was thinking about the work week today. I think you would get way more value out of your free time if we had a 5.5 or 6 hour/7 day a week work schedule rather than a Monday to Friday with two days off.

Who wants to come for a bike ride today?

Nah, you need days off. Heck, I'd rather work four, 10-hour days.

[sailor]

Hola Amigos.

Welcome back.

[Gutter]

Nah, you need days off. Heck, I'd rather work four, 10-hour days.

Yea, I'd be a fan of that. I kind of hate Thursdays currently.....it always feels like a Friday, but it's just a reminder that you have to come back to the office again the next day and do this shit all over again.

[CountryBob]

Hola Amigos.

Where ya been - alien abduction?

I miss my alien friends - when they abducted me, it was like they really cared.

[JerseyRich]

Welcome back.
Thanks!

http://stereogum.com/img/kotter_1.jpg

[disneyspy]

Orange soda is so hideous.

I was thinking about the work week today. I think you would get way more value out of your free time if we had a 5.5 or 6 hour/7 day a week work schedule rather than a Monday to Friday with two days off.

Who wants to come for a bike ride today?

once my course is set up and is in good shape i go down to 6 hour days 7 days a week and it feels pretty good getting off at 10:30 but it pretty much sucks going in at 4:30 AM

[JerseyRich]

I'm here!

I'll never leave you!

[disneyspy]

Hola Amigos.

BUDDAY! was starting to worry about you

[CountryBob]

once my course is set up and is in good shape i go down to 6 hour days 7 days a week and it feels pretty good getting off at 10:30 but it pretty much sucks going in at 4:30 AM

That sucks - like the 2nd and 3rd shift work they guys would do at the coal mine.

It sucks going in so early but it rules when your done at 10:30.

The 2nd shift didnt come in till 3:30 and worked until 11:30 at night. SO you had the late night and sleep late next day.

[JerseyRich]

I was waiting to show you all my new suit.

I picked it up yesterday.

It's rather fetching.

[CountryBob]

Well here we go fuck sticks and fuck stickee's.

:clap:

[JerseyRich]

http://richstillwell.com/images/newsuit2012.jpg

[Gutter]

Thanks!

http://stereogum.com/img/kotter_1.jpg

way to come out swinging....hahahaha.

[JerseyRich]

Man...what a stud.

[realmenhatelife]

Nah, you need days off. Heck, I'd rather work four, 10-hour days.

Actually that would work to my point too. What I was thinking about was how wasted a work day was. You're working 8 hours and then factor in all the other stuff you have to do on your own time like washing, laundry and especially commuting and you're only getting a few hours to yourself.

You're just going the other way, taking for granted that a work day is wasted so you might as well cram as much work in as possible.

I opted for the shorter day because a longer work day woudl just mean killing/wasting more company time to a lot of people. And I feel like the big lump of off time isn't as useful as another 2 hour block of free time every day. It would keep you more even to not completely fuck up your rythm every 5 days to stay up later, sleep later, eat at different times etc on the weekend.





And orange soda is like Yeah I'm thirsty, I'll have a soda, but could you dump a bunch of sugar in it?

[disneyspy]

i have a sickly neighbor,just alittle older than me but shes had cancer,her bones break easy and she can barly move,a week ago i went and checked on her after the storm she asked me to take her to the doctor next thursday (today0 she was supposed to call me on wednesday,i forgot i changed phones so i went over and knocked 3 different times,tried 3 times this morning,no answere even tho i wait like 5 minutes each time,i'm kinda nervous cuz she has no family or friends near and iwouldnt know who to call anyway

[JerseyRich]

You guys post too many words.

Save it.

[CountryBob]

Nothing better than a new clean blue suit!

[disneyspy]

http://richstillwell.com/images/newsuit2012.jpg

the clothes do make the man,very handsome

[JerseyRich]

It's charcoal...

[horshack]

Thanks!

http://stereogum.com/img/kotter_1.jpg

Ooh! Ooh!

[CountryBob]

i have a sickly neighbor,just alittle older than me but shes had cancer,her bones break easy and she can barly move,a week ago i went and checked on her after the storm she asked me to take her to the doctor next thursday (today0 she was supposed to call me on wednesday,i forgot i changed phones so i went over and knocked 3 different times,tried 3 times this morning,no answere even tho i wait like 5 minutes each time,i'm kinda nervous cuz she has no family or friends near and iwouldnt know who to call anyway

SHe's probably afraid to walk to the door as she cant hardly move. Break a window and climb in.

[JerseyRich]

Ooh! Ooh!
You're dead.

Sorry.

[CountryBob]

It's charcoal...

Like I said, nothing better than a new clean charcoal suit!

[A.J.]

Orange soda is so hideous.

Racist.

[JerseyRich]

Like I said, nothing better than a new clean charcoal suit!
Ya got that right!

:clap:

[JerseyRich]

Fez sounds great today.

Hooray for Modern Chemistry!

[disneyspy]

SHe's probably afraid to walk to the door as she cant hardly move. Break a window and climb in.


well now she'll just have to wait til the break,i was hoping for some "you did enough,just kick back and enjoy the show"

[realmenhatelife]

i have a sickly neighbor,just alittle older than me but shes had cancer,her bones break easy and she can barly move,a week ago i went and checked on her after the storm she asked me to take her to the doctor next thursday (today0 she was supposed to call me on wednesday,i forgot i changed phones so i went over and knocked 3 different times,tried 3 times this morning,no answere even tho i wait like 5 minutes each time,i'm kinda nervous cuz she has no family or friends near and iwouldnt know who to call anyway

Do you know what doctor it was? You could call and she if she made the appointment.

[LeedsJr]

Fez sounds great again!

It sucks he got hit with this right after coming out. The poor guy can't get an ounce of slack.

[JerseyRich]

Somebody bring me back the Umbrella please...

[CountryBob]

well now she'll just have to wait til the break,i was hoping for some "you did enough,just kick back and enjoy the show"

Like I said, you did enough, just kick back and enjoy the show.

[disneyspy]

Do you know what doctor it was? You could call and she if she made the appointment.

i really dont know much other than she has trouble seeing cuz she has some kind of cataracts and doesnt like to drive,she really bums me out with all her problems and will just jabber on about them but i do feel somewhat guilty,i do know she has hospice come in twice a week

[JerseyRich]

I think I might be the LAST person to sign up for Pandora.

I finally did last night.

[underdog]

Nah, you need days off. Heck, I'd rather work four, 10-hour days.

My company allows people to do that, but you need to work Fri - Mon.

[CountryBob]

i really dont know much other than she has trouble seeing cuz she has some kind of cataracts and doesnt like to drive,she really bums me out with all her problems and will just jabber on about them but i do feel somewhat guilty,i do know she has hospice come in twice a week

No bullshit about it - you are a good guy Spy.

I wouldnt ever know her name as I dont want to have to feel burdened with others troubles. I am an ass. :down: and I know it.

[underdog]

I think I might be the LAST person to sign up for Pandora.

I finally did last night.

It's pretty decent.

[Crispy123]

My company allows people to do that, but you need to work Fri - Mon.

working weekends blows unless you get extra cash for doing it.

[Gutter]

i really dont know much other than she has trouble seeing cuz she has some kind of cataracts and doesnt like to drive,she really bums me out with all her problems and will just jabber on about them but i do feel somewhat guilty,i do know she has hospice come in twice a week

I bet she's got some killer weed. Tell her you'll listen to her blabber about nothing if she shares that medical grade chronic with ya.

[CountryBob]

I think I might be the LAST person to sign up for Pandora.

I finally did last night.

Just wait until she opens her box!

[underdog]

working weekends blows unless you get extra cash for doing it.

I work Saturdays, which I don't hate. I get Monday off and everywhere I go is completely empty. It's great.

[JerseyRich]

We've had discussions about 10 hour/4 day weeks here.

It will never happen.

I'd love it though.

[underdog]

Just wait until she opens her box!

Oh, Chip.

[underdog]

We've had discussions about 10 hour/4 day weeks here.

It will never happen.

I'd love it though.

I think it would make people far more productive. People are usually dragging by Friday, and get little work done.

[realmenhatelife]

i really dont know much other than she has trouble seeing cuz she has some kind of cataracts and doesnt like to drive,she really bums me out with all her problems and will just jabber on about them but i do feel somewhat guilty,i do know she has hospice come in twice a week

I dont think there's anything you can do if something bad has happened. If she's a fall risk I hope she has an emergency service, or knows to keep her cell phone. If she passed away the hospice people will find her.

The only other thing you could really do is call her landlord if you can track him down.

[CountryBob]

I think it would make people far more productive. People are usually dragging by Friday, and get little work done.

True for me - after work on Friday, I dont want big plans but have a few drinks and take it on back home for RandR.

[disneyspy]

I dont think there's anything you can do if something bad has happened. If she's a fall risk I hope she has an emergency service, or knows to keep her cell phone. If she passed away the hospice people will find her.

The only other thing you could really do is call her landlord if you can track him down.

ya i can do that,going over to try again right now and then call the landlord,man i dont want to do this,i hate the unknown

[JerseyRich]

I'd definitely like Mondays off.

Fridays I'm always in a good mood...and so is everyone else.

[realmenhatelife]

I have no trouble maintaining facebook at comfortable levels. I'm friends with people I like, I turn down people I dont want to interact with, I filter out people that get annoying, I post selectively.

You're not that important of a person that facebook cant bare the wieght of your stature, Ron. Get over it.

[underdog]

I'd definitely like Mondays off.

Fridays I'm always in a good mood...and so is everyone else.

It's a good day to have off.

[JerseyRich]

IKEA is the best place to go on a Monday.

It's completely empty.

[realmenhatelife]

ya i can do that,going over to try again right now and then call the landlord,man i dont want to do this,i hate the unknown

Well think positive, maybe she's just screening your calls.

[Crispy123]

I work Saturdays, which I don't hate. I get Monday off and everywhere I go is completely empty. It's great.

Its not too bad. the last day job I had, I worked Friday-Tuesday. I got time&1/2 on Sundays and I worked by myself so if I came in hungover it wasn't that big of a deal.

The only time it sucked was Friday afternoons when everyone else was all excited for the weekend and it always seemed like the cookouts/luncheons were scheduled for my days off.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

our golfing association at work argue every year whether to have our tournaments on Mondays or Fridays (we have to take vacation to play)...I always argue that Mondays are better because nobody wants to go to work on Monday

[underdog]

IKEA is the best place to go on a Monday.

It's completely empty.

Wednesday is the best day for IKEA.

[JerseyRich]

Hey Dell!

Rocket Science should definitely be a 4 day work week.

YOU NEED YOUR REST!

[CountryBob]

I dont do Facebook.

Have thought about it for hooking up with old flames but just cant take the plunge and deal with the aggravation

[underdog]

Its not too bad. the last day job I had, I worked Friday-Tuesday. I got time&1/2 on Sundays and I worked by myself so if I came in hungover it wasn't that big of a deal.

The only time it sucked was Friday afternoons when everyone else was all excited for the weekend and it always seemed like the cookouts/luncheons were scheduled for my days off.

yeah, summer is when working Saturdays blow. For some reason, no one can have a cookout on a fucking Sunday.

[realmenhatelife]

My last job I had odd days off. It was a blessing and a curse.

The problem with having every Monday off is independent business traditional closes on Monday, so if you want to hit them up you're screwed.

[JerseyRich]

Wednesday is the best day for IKEA.
Fine.

Fuck you. :tongue:

[underdog]

I dont do Facebook.

Have thought about it for hooking up with old flames but just cant take the plunge and deal with the aggravation

they're nothing like you imagine. Keep the fantasy instead.

[CountryBob]

moaning buddays...:bye:

our golfing association at work argue every year whether to have our tournaments on Mondays or Fridays (we have to take vacation to play)...I always argue that Mondays are better because nobody wants to go to work on Monday

Agree with Monday's - they do suck.

[JerseyRich]

yeah, summer is when working Saturdays blow. For some reason, no one can have a cookout on a fucking Sunday.
Hi

[realmenhatelife]

Ofcourse I'll talk shit on twitter all day.

[disneyspy]

oh thank god,she was at her window smoking this time,i will miss the last 45 minutes of the show tho and that pisses me off,hopefully it'll be an interview

[CountryBob]

I'm so hoping that I get super powers when the solar flare gets here

[JerseyRich]

I'm so hoping that I get super powers when the solar flare gets here
Gang bang...

[CountryBob]

oh thank god,she was at her window smoking this time,i will miss the last 45 minutes of the show tho and that pisses me off,hopefully it'll be an interview

Maybe get a handy on the way to the doc?

[Gutter]

I'm so hoping that I get super powers when the solar flare gets here

It got here already. You're beat.

[CountryBob]

It got here already. You're beat.

Foiled again! :down:

[Gutter]

Maybe get a handy on the way to the doc?

I think Diz said he's gonna try and get her to give him a "gummer".

[JerseyRich]

I have to say, there is nothing like having molten solder splattered up into your face...

Ouch.

[disneyspy]

I think Diz said he's gonna try and get her to give him a "gummer".

ass,grass or gummer,no one rides fore free

[CountryBob]

I think Diz said he's gonna try and get her to give him a "gummer".

:clap::lol:

[sailor]

Somebody bring me back the Umbrella please...

Mash-up?

[JerseyRich]

Mash-up?
Zito isn't talented enough for that.

[Gutter]

ass,grass or gummer,no one rides fore free

Rules of the road. rules to live by.

[underdog]

Zito isn't talented enough for that.

is he on the show today? I haven't heard him in a while.

[JerseyRich]

Rules of the road. rules to live by.
But he's a Loner...A Rebel...A guy you don't want to mess with.

[CountryBob]

Rules of the road. rules to live by.

I bet a gummer really feels wonderful.

I might go trolling the senior center after work today and mind me a granny.

[CountryBob]

Funny how so many people care after you kill yourself - but when your alive, most dont give a shit about you..

Shit is backward.

[JerseyRich]

That's it.

I've decided that the South Jersey/Philly accent is the worst in the USA.

Queen Elizabeth is rough.

[sailor]

I have to say, there is nothing like having molten solder splattered up into your face...

Ouch.

You gotta stop blowing Johnny Storm.

[Misteriosa]

oh thank god,she was at her window smoking this time,i will miss the last 45 minutes of the show tho and that pisses me off,hopefully it'll be an interview

go give her the new number so you wont have to worry about it again.

[CountryBob]

That's it.

I've decided that the South Jersey/Philly accent is the worst in the USA.

Queen Elizabeth is rough.

Yep - its a turn off to my country ears.

Give me a southern drawl on a hot chick and Im in :wub:

[CountryBob]

You gotta stop blowing Johnny Storm.

flame on!

[JerseyRich]

flame on!
:wub:

[Misteriosa]

flame on!

that has to hurt...

also, i will take sue richards' power, tyvm.

[Crispy123]

I go to a lot of comedy clubs and I like to check in to remember where I have been and when.

[Gutter]

But he's a Loner...A Rebel...A guy you don't want to mess with.

hahaha....I bought a shirt just like that yesterday:

http://www.teefury.com/products_large_images/1328302274_BOTTOM-peewee-herman-tshirt.jpg

[Misteriosa]

foursquare is something i will never join. there are more than a few people i dont want following me around.

[Dell]

I think Diz said he's gonna try and get her to give him a "gummer".

don't knock it...it reminds me of a Bored to Death thread

[JerseyRich]

that has to hurt...

also, i will take sue richards' power, tyvm.
Being Invisible is probably the best of them all.

[disneyspy]

we have dorks that fight over being the mayor of geekville at my course since i put it up on 4square

[JerseyRich]

hahaha....I bought a shirt just like that yesterday:

http://www.teefury.com/products_large_images/1328302274_BOTTOM-peewee-herman-tshirt.jpg
:thumbup:

[Crispy123]

foursquare is something i will never join. there are more than a few people i dont want following me around.

yeah queen elizabeth is totally right about the stalking thing. But I am usually trying to get people to come where i am.

[disneyspy]

Being Invisible is probably the best of them all.

just ask underdog

[Misteriosa]

Being Invisible is probably the best of them all.

i know i would use my super powers improperly, like sneaking on to planes for free international travel and such :o

[realmenhatelife]

Ive gotten 9 month pregnant action. Not bad.

[JerseyRich]

yeah queen elizabeth is totally right about the stalking thing. But I am usually trying to get people to come where i am.
:smoke:

Handy or BJ?

[CountryBob]

years ago - my chick was on facebook and said "oh Martha just put her kids down for a nap"

I said who give a flipping fuck of a shit about Martha and what her brats are doing.

Huge fight ensued, she left and didnt talk to me for 2 days.

Best break I had in that relationship - thanks Facebook!

[Crispy123]

just ask underdog

who?

[disneyspy]

who?

no one of consequence

[Dell]

pregnant women are beautiful...probably at their most appealing time

(to put it in cbob terms...the milk fairy has been there and you can't knock them up)

[LeedsJr]

foursquare is something i will never join. there are more than a few people i dont want following me around.

Gutter is right behind you.

[JerseyRich]

just ask underdog
Well he's black.

It's hard to see him at night.

[Melk]

To be fair to that Kony charity, the American Red Cross (a charity that every media outlet cannot wait to help when disasters occur) uses a majority of its cash for worker pay.

Oh yeah, they also bill flood victims for aid received.

[realmenhatelife]

That's it.

I've decided that the South Jersey/Philly accent is the worst in the USA.

Queen Elizabeth is rough.
Its awful but Boston is worse

[LeedsJr]

who?

no one of consequence

Get used to disappointment.

[JerseyRich]

Its awful but Boston is worse
Boston is humorous.

Philly is cringy.

[Misteriosa]

To be fair to that Kony charity, the American Red Cross (a charity that every media outlet cannot wait to help when disasters occur) uses a majority of its cash for worker pay.

Oh yeah, they also bill flood victims for aid received.

i was seeing that kony 2012 shit being spammed on the comments of every you tube video i was watching on monday. i was afraid it was gonna be the next 2 girls one cup :wacko:

[Gutter]

I had a girl send me a friend request one day who I had never met, who is from my hometown. We're the same age, so I guess she assumed we went to the same high school. We didn't. She has however, become my favorite person on FB. She's a total white trash piece of shit and she posts these incredibly long updates about how her mother is a horrible person who purposely gave her the wrong information so she couldn't make it to her own brother's funeral. There's all this other nonsense putting her whole family on blast for all to see, and she's friends with all the ppl she blows up because they comment on her status. The whole thing is, of course, in ghetto type and caps lock and all. It's fucking hilarious, and I love when she makes a post.

p.s. Pregnant Jessica Simpson? absolutely. don't even need to see the pic.

[Crispy123]

I missed it, who is the chick(s) in studio?

[Misteriosa]

Get used to disappointment.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wes.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Why the underdog hate?

I spend 18 hours with him in a car and we didn't kill each other.

That's saying something.

[A.J.]

That's it.

I've decided that the South Jersey/Philly accent is the worst in the USA.

Queen Elizabeth is rough.

Come to Baltimore or rural Virginia.

[disneyspy]

Why the underdog hate?

I spend 18 hours with him in a car and we didn't kill each other.

That's saying something.

he wishes we hated him,he's just not likeable

[CountryBob]

Come to Baltimore or rural Virginia.

SOuth Boston Virginia. pretty bad.

[JerseyRich]

he wishes we hated him,he's just not likeable
I might have agreed with that before I met him...

[JerseyRich]

Come to Baltimore or rural Virginia.
I drive through it at a high rate of speed.

[Misteriosa]

i have a new york accent when i get really upset. i work hard to suppress it.

[Gutter]

Ive gotten 9 month pregnant action. Not bad.

Did Cbob just hack your account?

[A.J.]

I drive through it at a high rate of speed.

Watch out for those speed traps!

[CountryBob]

I was traveling and stopped in Walla Walla, Washington. The clerk at the convenience store said you either are from TX or East Tn.

She had moved like 15 years before and used to live 20 miles from me now.

Supid hick accent, I cant hide it.

[disneyspy]

nothing less sexy than a yooper girl accent,it's like a minny soda accent mixed with a nothern ontario accent,so bad you just start kissing them so they'll shut up

[Gutter]

i have a new york accent when i get really upset. i work hard to suppress it.

I have the Jersey accent when I shout stuff. But, when I'm shouting its usually for humorous effect.

[JerseyRich]

Watch out for those speed traps!
:thumbdown:

I've gotten a ticket in the mail from Maryland...

[Gutter]

I fucking hate Staten Island.

and it's not MTV that makes Staten Island look horrible. Staten Island makes Staten Island look horrible.

[Melk]

At my previous place of work I got an e-mail threat from a few members of the local community pointing out that one of my underlings was engaging in potentially embarrassing behavior in public and posting offensive videos that supporting these claims on Twitter and Facebook. Among the accusations included:

-- Specific slander of students, parents, and co-workers by name.
-- Claims about sleeping on the job.
-- Claims about looking at porn at work.
-- Claims about masturbating in the office.
-- Scanned copies of student homework with the students' name and school.

The e-mailers made specific threats to inform the local media if the person was not terminated and the like. So... if you work for a company that gives a shit about the reputation of its employees.... don't post any of these kind of things.

[LeedsJr]

Did Cbob just hack your account?

:lol:

[JerseyRich]

i have a new york accent when i get really upset. i work hard to suppress it.
Yeah but the Rican/NY accent is great.

Rosie Perez has the best one.

[A.J.]

:thumbdown:

I've gotten a ticket in the mail from Maryland...

I remember.

I don't which is worse: Delaware or Maryland in terms of tolls and speed traps.

[CountryBob]

Funny - when I read your all's posts - everyone of you have a country accent.

[JerseyRich]

I fucking hate Staten Island.

and it's not MTV that makes Staten Island look horrible. Staten Island makes Staten Island look horrible.
Worst roads in NYC.

[JerseyRich]

Funny - when I read your all's posts - everyone of you have a country accent.
I reckon mine's the best.

[Gutter]

Worst roads in NYC.

yep. It's just ugly to me overall, and it costs like fuckin 8 bucks just to leave. fuck that.

[CountryBob]

At my previous place of work I got an e-mail threat from a few members of the local community pointing out that one of my underlings was engaging in potentially embarrassing behavior in public and posting offensive videos that supporting these claims on Twitter and Facebook. Among the accusations included:

-- Specific slander of students, parents, and co-workers by name.
-- Claims about sleeping on the job.
-- Claims about looking at porn at work.
-- Claims about masturbating in the office.
-- Scanned copies of student homework with the students' name and school.

The e-mailers made specific threats to inform the local media if the person was not terminated and the like. So... if you work for a company that gives a shit about the reputation of its employees.... don't post any of these kind of things.

Amazing isnt it? And most are shocked when work finds out about it.

[disneyspy]

manning in dallas would be a perfect fit

[JerseyRich]

I'm fixin' to get me some lunch.

[CountryBob]

I reckon mine's the best.

Nah, I sound yours out with a Pip Pip God Save the Queen accent everytime.

[Melk]

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous but she has never done anything for me.
She is physically attractive, but her atmosphere is not particularly alluring or interesting.

[Misteriosa]

Yeah but the Rican/NY accent is great.

Rosie Perez has the best one.

my WoW guildies like to try and piss me off on Ventrilo just to hear it. i remember i was watching a yankees game while doing a raid. something happened during the game and i went off, not realizing i had opened the channel. My guild leader was like "damn. i felt i was at yankee staduim" :o

[JerseyRich]

yep. It's just ugly to me overall, and it costs like fuckin 8 bucks just to leave. fuck that.
My gf got off SI...

I hope she never goes back to live.

[LeedsJr]

I fucking hate Staten Island.

and it's not MTV that makes Staten Island look horrible. Staten Island makes Staten Island look horrible.

There's something just slightly off and creepy about it.

[CountryBob]

manning in dallas would be a perfect fit

They need something - Romo sucks in pressure games.

I dont want Manning at the Redskins - im not sure he wont get broken quickly and then we would have Grossman starting again.

I want the Skins to get RGIII in the draft.

[Gutter]

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous but she has never done anything for me.
She is physically attractive, but her atmosphere is not particularly alluring or interesting.

You see that chick Olivia Munn's nekkid pics? She's got a fucking dope atmosphere.

[JerseyRich]

Nah, I sound yours out with a Pip Pip God Save the Queen accent everytime.
Ha!

You'd be very disappointed in person.

I have NO accent whatsoever.

[Melk]

Amazing isnt it? And most are shocked when work finds out about it.
And believe me when I tell you that this person's friends hate my supervisors and my guts for pursuing the action.

You have freedom of speech, but we have the freedom to take your here-say and photographic evidence at face value when you had signed a "Non-disclosure / Privacy Agreement."

[disneyspy]

They need something - Romo sucks in pressure games.

I dont want Manning at the Redskins - im not sure he wont get broken quickly and then we would have Grossman starting again.

I want the Skins to get RGIII in the draft.

romo just sucks,with a good QB they'd be awesome

[LeedsJr]

As a Giants fan, I have no interest in Peyton. I'm perfectly happy with Eli as the Giants qb.

[Gutter]

There's something just slightly off and creepy about it.

yea, some girls that are born and raised in Jersey City have a very similar accent. There's a chick I'm friends with that has it and is super hot.....but that accent.....eeeessshhhh

[Gutter]

Wow, Ron and Hicks are way fucking off on that one....not that it would ever happen, but I'd never want Peyton in place of Eli.

[Crispy123]

We want him in Miami!

[sailor]

There's something just slightly off and creepy about it.

It's all the hippos.

[Gutter]

We want him in Miami!

I'd be in favor of that just so he stays in the AFC. the possibility of the Manning vs. Manning Super Bowl would be awesome. I think he's going to Arizona though.

[Melk]

You see that chick Olivia Munn's nekkid pics? She's got a fucking dope atmosphere.
If she made them, they are alright. I have a sort of Bill Burr and Joe DeRossa thing where a person can say something stupid during a porno and ruin the scene. Munn's "Put cumm here" stuff is just... I appreciate the spirit, but it misses sexy by a smidgen.

[JerseyRich]

If she made them, they are alright. I have a sort of Bill Burr and Joe DeRossa thing where a person can say something stupid during a porno and ruin the scene. Munn's "Put cumm here" stuff is just... I appreciate the spirit, but it misses sexy by a smidgen.
It hits the fuckin bullseye for me.

[realmenhatelife]

Are there pictures of Munn where it actually looks like her? I only saw some girl in a basement with her hair in front of her face and some shitty chain mar furniture.

[Gutter]

If she made them, they are alright. I have a sort of Bill Burr and Joe DeRossa thing where a person can say something stupid during a porno and ruin the scene. Munn's "Put cumm here" stuff is just... I appreciate the spirit, but it misses sexy by a smidgen.

there were others released today that didn't have any of the text on em.

[Dell]

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous but she has never done anything for me.
She is physically attractive, but her atmosphere is not particularly alluring or interesting.

does that mean she has bad hygiene?

you could just spread a little vick's vapor rub under your nose...

[Crispy123]

Rons right, this callers out of his mind.

[Misteriosa]

does that mean she has bad hygiene?

you could just spread a little vick's vapor rub under your nose...

:laugh:

[Melk]

Are there pictures of Munn where it actually looks like her? I only saw some girl in a basement with her hair in front of her face and some shitty chain mar furniture.
I'm not going to lie, I haven't a clue who Olivia Munn is. I didn't have G4 prior to leaving for Japan and I don't watch G4 now.

To be fair to Munn, I also didn't know who Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, and Hayden Panettiere were until I returned to the US from Japan. I mean... I knew the names from CNN, Huffington Post, and the like, but I never clicked through on articles about them.

[Melk]

does that mean she has bad hygiene?

you could just spread a little vick's vapor rub under your nose...
She doesn't strike me as a woman who enjoys sex and I don't like southern accents very much.

[JerseyRich]

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[Crispy123]

I'd be in favor of that just so he stays in the AFC. the possibility of the Manning vs. Manning Super Bowl would be awesome. I think he's going to Arizona though.

is this Gutter on the phone? horrible Jersey accent...:smile:

[CountryBob]

Manning to the Ravens would rule.

[Gutter]

is this Gutter on the phone? horrible Jersey accent...:smile:

HAHA.....I would never suggest that Peyton would go to Washington if that's the caller you're referring to.

[LeedsJr]

Blowhard, Blowhard, Blowhard

Fuckin' Blowhard, Blowhard, Blowhard

Fuckin' Blow-hard!

[CountryBob]

Crispy potato chips rule - its what's for lunch today

[CountryBob]

I'm not feeling the vibe for the lone ranger film

[Crispy123]

Blowhard, Blowhard, Blowhard

Fuckin' Blowhard, Blowhard, Blowhard

Fuckin' Blow-hard!

I forget, what team did Blowhard say Manning was going to again?

[Misteriosa]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17fth17dj6spfjpg/original.jpg

[CountryBob]

I forget, what team did Blowhard say Manning was going to again?



Houston

[LeedsJr]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17fth17dj6spfjpg/original.jpg

:blink:

Is it going to be a Tim Burton film??

[JerseyRich]

I forget, what team did Blowhard say Manning was going to again?
He only said it once...

I missed it too.

[CountryBob]

No bullshit about it- you do get 50% off by using doll at adamandeve.

[Melk]

Blowhard, Blowhard, Blowhard

Fuckin' Blowhard, Blowhard, Blowhard

Fuckin' Blow-hard!
Ahhhhhh yes, the 70s. The era of the Steel Curtain.... The Raiders.... The Jets...

It is not like today where all the players like Plaxico.... and Michael Vick... and Chad Ochocinco.... just a bunch of thugs.

When we were kids, we were nothing like that... we would go to Coney Island smoke weed, beat up kids, and pickpocket.

[JerseyRich]

No bullshit about it- you do get 50% off by using doll at adamandeve.
Yup.

Used it before.

[CountryBob]

Off to buy some new golf shoes - see ya on the flip side

[underdog]

That's it.

I've decided that the South Jersey/Philly accent is the worst in the USA.

Queen Elizabeth is rough.

it's pretty fucking brutal.

[underdog]

just ask underdog

:thumbup:

[Gutter]

No bullshit about it- you do get 50% off by using doll at adamandeve.


Poor Cbob......if you would just ditch the doll and find yourself a real woman you could probably get 100% off.

[Furtherman]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17fth17dj6spfjpg/original.jpg

Do I have something on my head?

[underdog]

yeah queen elizabeth is totally right about the stalking thing. But I am usually trying to get people to come where i am.

same here, for the most part.

[Gutter]

Do I have something on my head?

hahahahahahahaha

[underdog]

Its awful but Boston is worse

also pretty bad, but I think the philly one is far worse. Doesn't help that it's almost never on an attractive person.

But the worst of all the east coast accents is probably Rhode Island's. It's this awful combo of Boston, NY and somehow southern.

[underdog]

Why the underdog hate?

I spend 18 hours with him in a car and we didn't kill each other.

That's saying something.

:drunk:

[underdog]

he wishes we hated him,he's just not likeable

I'm amazing.

[underdog]

i have a new york accent when i get really upset. i work hard to suppress it.

My Boston accent comes out when I'm heavily drunk.

[Furtherman]

also pretty bad, but I think the philly one is far worse. Doesn't help that it's almost never on an attractive person.

:sad:

[sailor]

Crispy potato chips rule - its what's for lunch today

What's that?

[underdog]

nothing less sexy than a yooper girl accent,it's like a minny soda accent mixed with a nothern ontario accent,so bad you just start kissing them so they'll shut up

That western/northern Ontario accent is real bad.

[sailor]

My Boston accent comes out when I'm heavily drunk.

It goes away?

[underdog]

Worst roads in NYC.

If they're worse than Brooklyn, I'm terrified.

[underdog]

yep. It's just ugly to me overall, and it costs like fuckin 8 bucks just to leave. fuck that.

Try $13.

[sailor]

Manning going to be Baltimore Colts would be a great angle. And he kinda deserves a great D at this point.

[realmenhatelife]

Dont like a woman in stockings? That is some south beach talk right there.

[sailor]

Aren't the texans Tevac's team?

[underdog]

:sad:

You have an accent?

[Gutter]

Try $13.

yea, it's been a while. Went there once for a job I had a while ago and never wanted to go back.

[underdog]

It goes away?

I don't have an accent!

[disneyspy]

fuck you hard rock johnny! you gay giants fan

[Gutter]

You have an accent?

when he drinks. so the answer is yes, all the time.

[underdog]

yea, it's been a while. Went there once for a job I had a while ago and never wanted to go back.

Smart man.

[Misteriosa]

when he drinks. so the answer is yes, all the time.

i have to pay attention next time. i have to hear this.

[Misteriosa]

my dad had to wear the blood pressure stockings when he was in the hospital. he ended up getting stents in his liver (no lie)

[underdog]

i have to pay attention next time. i have to hear this.

I hope he sounds like the philly version of foster. :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

I hope he sounds like the philly version of foster. :laugh:

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

[disneyspy]

leaping lanny poffo


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqnuoUCeL1r4ocu1o1_500.jpg

[Melk]

leaping lanny poffo


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqnuoUCeL1r4ocu1o1_500.jpg
The pro wrestler with the same voice as Dr. Science

[Furtherman]

You have an accent?

No.

when he drinks. so the answer is yes, all the time.

Ok, maybe.

i have to pay attention next time. i have to hear this.

I'll make you angry so we can have an accent-off.

I hope he sounds like the philly version of foster. :laugh:


I don't notice the accent until I go back to Philly. When I go out - Holy Schmidt, I hear it everywhere and yea, it's cringy.

[JerseyRich]

Remind me not to show up to this event.

[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/picard-wtf.jpg

[JerseyRich]

The idea that manufacturing will ever be big here again is just ridiculous.

[Crispy123]

So Santorums stealing the hope and change bit. typical.

[CountryBob]

God their voices are below average at best

[disneyspy]

So Santorums stealing the hope and change bit. typical.

hey wait a minute,isn't he a consevative?

[sailor]

The idea that manufacturing will ever be big here again is just ridiculous.

DS, what's the largest manufacturing nation?

[Misteriosa]

here is some ear cleanser after all that nonsense:
(warning: lower your volume, esp if you have on headphones.)

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EX28W-56d5s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bloodletting - Burn the Priest

[disneyspy]

DS, what's the largest manufacturing nation?

the united states of america

not so fun fact-half of all manufacturing jobs lost in the country during the bush years were lost in michigan

[CountryBob]

http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/picard-wtf.jpg

Its a good day when Picard shows up. :happy:

[Melk]

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No birth control for gals like us.
Say "goodbye" to your clitor-us

[disneyspy]

No birth control for gals like us.
Say "goodbye" to your clitor-us

ha!

it would be great if fez sang a parody as GAY ON

[Crispy123]

the united states of america

not so fun fact-half of all manufacturing jobs lost in the country during the bush years were lost in michigan

thats what the unions want you to think.

[sailor]

I have silk thermals I were in the winter that ain't that different from these. They're great. The name "mantyhose" is über-gay tho'.

[disneyspy]

I have silk thermals I were in the winter that ain't that different from these. They're great. The name "mantyhose" is über-gay tho'.

sailor hose is much more manly

[Misteriosa]

I have silk thermals I were in the winter that ain't that different from these. They're great. The name "mantyhose" is über-gay tho'.

any time someone tried to shoe-horn "man" into any word it becomes uber-gay :dry:

[Crispy123]

I know its boring shit but it seems almost prophetic in todays politics.

http://www.politifake.org/image/political/1103/article-11-of-the-treaty-of-tripoli-history-secular-america-political-poster-1298978297.jpg

[Misteriosa]

I know its boring shit but it seems almost prophetic in todays politics.

http://www.politifake.org/image/political/1103/article-11-of-the-treaty-of-tripoli-history-secular-america-political-poster-1298978297.jpg

get out of here with that commie socialist marxist bullshit.

[jennysmurf]

ha!

it would be great if fez sang a parody as GAY ON

Please call in with this suggestion--I would love this so much!:laugh:

[Crispy123]

the episode of Parks and Rec where Louis Ck's Dave character comes back was hilarious.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq9w1ldWv1qhkyxuo1_500.jpg