Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 03/14/12 - I'll think of something...

[Misteriosa]

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[realmenhatelife]

Ever since the clocks have changed I've been getting hungrier earlier. It doesn't make sense, it should be the opposite.

[Misteriosa]

Ever since the clocks have changed I've been getting hungrier earlier. It doesn't make sense, it should be the opposite.

same here. i think im gonna go grab some oranges real quick...

[Gutter]

Morning buddays. Misti, you beat me to it. I was going to do something March Madness related with an "On the edge of Madness" theme but I couldn't find a metal band besides "Hypocrisy" who had a song with the same title.

On the plus side, I found this fucking awesome Star Wars pic.

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2011/04/B1227/64.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Listening thread now with 98.6% more wub wub.

[Gutter]

Ever since the clocks have changed I've been getting hungrier earlier. It doesn't make sense, it should be the opposite.

Same here......also, I have to make poops an hour earlier lately too. Usually it's right at 11am. Now its at 10.

[realmenhatelife]

same here. i think im gonna go grab some oranges real quick...

And if cbob said this you'd ban him.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

since we sprang forward, I've been going to sleep later (make sense) but waking up earlier (makes no sense)...I'm always hungry, so I haven't noticed a change there

http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/future.jpg

[Misteriosa]

use that listening thread set-up for tomorrow, gutter!

Listening thread now with 98.6% more wub wub.

it was either some wub wub music or a picture of carmen carrera.

i couldn't find very many sfw pics of her...

[Dell]

where is RMHL?

Linsanity was not as big a deal outside New York...it got one SI cover and done

[Gutter]

use that listening thread set-up for tomorrow, gutter!


sounds good......I'll have to find a good tune with "madness" in the lyrics. Or maybe I'll just start us off with a bunch of Madball tunes.

[Gutter]

Daaaaad is great.....give us the chocolate cake!

[LeedsJr]

Daaaaad is great.....give us the chocolate cake!

And something to drink... Grapefruit juice!

[Gutter]

And something to drink... Grapefruit juice!

audience: ewwwww


THESE ARE NOT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!

[IamFogHat]

How's your brackets?

[sailor]

Crepes are definitely acceptable breakfast. Any place that sells them will put them in breakfast.

And a cinnamon roll isn't dessert as its not on a dessert menu, but then a tastykake is counted with breakfast?! Wtf, Ron.

[realmenhatelife]

use that listening thread set-up for tomorrow, gutter!



it was either some wub wub music or a picture of carmen carrera.

i couldn't find very many sfw pics of her...

So what you're saying is we're jerking off either way? I dont mind the wubwub.






I've never seen anyone eat a cinnebon for breakfast. And I only do sweet pastry for breakfast as a breakfast dessert, like an omelet and then a slice of sticky bun. The donut is never the entree, otherwise I get wicked heartburn.

And a muffin is nothing like a cupcake.

[sailor]

I used to always have soda with breakfast at a diner or ihop. The diner I go to has shitty soda, which is the only reason I have tea with breakfast now.

[Misteriosa]

that " 'scuse me did i talk over you?" thing made me a little uncomfortable :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

A certain age you can't eat Jello?!?

Blasphemy!!!

[Misteriosa]

jello and ginger ale remind me of being sick. :down:

[Gutter]

How's your brackets?

I've got FSU as a final four. I'm struggling between Kentucky or Mich State for the champs.

[sailor]

JohnnyHardrock: foreskins.

Haha!!

[deliciousV]

I've got FSU as a final four. I'm struggling between Kentucky or Mich State for the champs.

Struggle no more. It will be Kentucky!

[LeedsJr]

I find it fascinating that a man who can't drink at all gives so much drinking advice.

[Gutter]

Struggle no more. It will be Kentucky!

that's the way I'm leaning, but at the same time it seems like EVERYONE will have Kentucky. So strategy wise, I'm inclined to go with Mich State so that if it does play out, I'm in a smaller percentage of people earning the points for that round.

[LeedsJr]

Carnations are fake?


http://www.flower-society.com/images/flowers/carnations.jpg

[sailor]

Pink roses were born that way!

[realmenhatelife]

I know a girl who is like 28 and still plays beer pong at parties.

[Gutter]

My xbox 360 controller disagrees with this conversation.

http://gamingxsystems.webs.com/pink.jpg

[Gutter]

well, Fred is a moron.

"all the colors together make white"

oh really?

[LeedsJr]

Ron : "I think they spray paint a lot of those fucking flamingoes."

:lol:

[sailor]

well, Fred is a moron.

"all the colors together make white"

oh really?

Yes, he's right. Mixing light isn't the same as mixing paint.

[Misteriosa]

so i buy most of my own pens/markers/wite-out because the company orders the cheapest shit. (pens that dont write even when they are fresh out the box, hi-lighters that dry out fast becaust the cap cant stay on, wite-out so thin that multiple coats still cant cover the error)

the cube neighbor (the one who asked that i announce myself and hates the orange smell) asked to borrow my hi-liters and wite-out. actually she said "this office crap is shit. can i use your markers?" (she's previously told me that buying my own supplies is stupid when there is stuff to use here)

i let her use them. she comes back and complains that she cant use my wite out pen properly and that i shouldnt buy stuff thats hard to use. i can use it just fine, and i told her that. she said, "but how am i supposed to borrow your stuff if i cant use it? you need to get stuff i can use too. its only fair."

:wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

My xbox 360 controller disagrees with this conversation.

http://gamingxsystems.webs.com/pink.jpg

your xbox controllers are pink.

my ps3 controllers are black.

interesting.

[sailor]

Ok, the article is talking about light mixing. They say pink is really minus green (white light with green removed).

[Misteriosa]

i wonder what my number is? if i ever see fezzie again, i want to ask him.

[sailor]

so i buy most of my own pens/markers/wite-out because the company orders the cheapest shit. (pens that dont write even when they are fresh out the box, hi-lighters that dry out fast becaust the cap cant stay on, wite-out so thin that multiple coats still cant cover the error)

the cube neighbor (the one who asked that i announce myself and hates the orange smell) asked to borrow my hi-liters and wite-out. actually she said "this office crap is shit. can i use your markers?" (she's previously told me that buying my own supplies is stupid when there is stuff to use here)

i let her use them. she comes back and complains that she cant use my wite out pen properly and that i shouldnt buy stuff thats hard to use. i can use it just fine, and i told her that. she said, "but how am i supposed to borrow your stuff if i cant use it? you need to get stuff i can use too. its only fair."

:wallbash:

I think she was being playful.

[LeedsJr]

i wonder what my number is? if i ever see fezzie again, i want to ask him.

You're a 10, of course.

[sailor]

i wonder what my number is? if i ever see fezzie again, i want to ask him.

Only number I ever remember is anthony is a 9...which is black. :)

[Gutter]

your xbox controllers are pink.

my ps3 controllers are black.

interesting.

I have one black controller and that one. baby pink controller is player 2 as if to add insult to the injury of being player 2 and therefore by default, "less than".

[thebarge]

Fez has done this exact bit before. I wonder how consistent he is with these numbers? This makes me want to try and find the previous show with that bit to see if the numbers are the same.

[LeedsJr]

I have one black controller and that one. baby pink controller is player 2 as if to add insult to the injury of being player 2 and therefore by default, "less than".

2 < 1 ? You might want to brush up on your math.

[Gutter]

the cube neighbor (the one who asked that i announce myself and hates the orange smell)

she asked that you "announce yourself"? what the hell does that mean?

[Gutter]

2 < 1 ? You might want to brush up on your math.

1st player....player #1....the best player. everyone knows player 1 is king of the hill. I think you need to brush up on your video gaming.

[Misteriosa]

she asked that you "announce yourself"? what the hell does that mean?

go dig around in the random thought thread. i posted there maybe a week or two ago.

[Zorro]

the cube neighbor (the one who asked that i announce myself and hates the orange smell) asked to borrow my hi-liters and wite-out. actually she said "this office crap is shit. can i use your markers?" (she's previously told me that buying my own supplies is stupid when there is stuff to use here)

i let her use them. she comes back and complains that she cant use my wite out pen properly and that i shouldnt buy stuff thats hard to use. i can use it just fine, and i told her that. she said, "but how am i supposed to borrow your stuff if i cant use it? you need to get stuff i can use too. its only fair."

:wallbash:

Wow...she's self aware

[LeedsJr]

1st player....player #1....the best player. everyone knows player 1 is king of the hill. I think you need to brush up on your video gaming.

I tapped out after Atari.

Whenever my kids aske me to play Call of Duty with them, I wind up moonwalking, spinning in circles, and shooting straight up in the sky until they put me out of my misery.

[Misteriosa]

1st player....player #1....the best player. everyone knows player 1 is king of the hill. I think you need to brush up on your video gaming.

oh ok.. cuz it sounded like having something pink (or feminine) is considered less than... :blink:

[Dell]

that's the way I'm leaning, but at the same time it seems like EVERYONE will have Kentucky. So strategy wise, I'm inclined to go with Mich State so that if it does play out, I'm in a smaller percentage of people earning the points for that round.

I have Duke eliminating Kentucky...I also have Fla St in final four with North Carolina (go ACC) and St. Louis (that's right St. Fuckin Louis)

[sailor]

she asked that you "announce yourself"? what the hell does that mean?

Misti's scary and sneaks up on people.

[Gutter]

Misti's scary and sneaks up on people.

yea, I found her post. apparently she preys on her co-workers when they're at the copy machine and vulnerable.

[Misteriosa]

Misti's scary and sneaks up on people.

http://img2.etsystatic.com/il_170x135.181629130.jpg

[JerseyRich]

yo

[Gutter]

Mach Fez is one speed below Ludicrous speed.

http://plaidweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Spaceballs-theyve-gone-into-plaid.jpg

[Gutter]

Gonna have to back away for a second here because of the Luck talk. Missed the last two eps.

[CountryBob]

yo

yo back

[CountryBob]

Gonna have to back away for a second here because of the Luck talk. Missed the last two eps.

i was wanting to like LUCK but it just didnt do it for me - something is amiss there

[jennysmurf]

I've got the song, "You Dropped a Bomb on Me" in my head.....radio psychic?

[Gutter]

i was wanting to like LUCK but it just didnt do it for me - something is amiss there

I'm a fan. it's a bit confusing, but I was enjoying it. Then I moved into a new apt that already has cable set up, but no HBO subscription. going to have to remedy that.

[realmenhatelife]

I planned on watching Luck but I dont have the energy to get into a new series right now.

[jennysmurf]

I planned on watching Luck but I dont have the energy to get into a new series right now.

Why so lazy?

[Gutter]

I planned on watching Luck but I dont have the energy to get into a new series right now.

It does take a lot of energy to sit on a couch and pay attention for an hour.

[IamFogHat]

Oh stop it Billy.

[Furtherman]

yo

'Sup.

[CountryBob]

It does take a lot of energy to sit on a couch and pay attention for an hour.

Skyrim has consumed my evening hours - and its getting me behind on my shows each week.

BTW....new Southpark tonight!

[realmenhatelife]

That era of music was not great because of Smashing Pumpkins.

[Melk]

Oh stop it Billy.
Despite all his rage he is still just a rat inside a 6-sides of steel cage.

[deliciousV]

I have Duke eliminating Kentucky...I also have Fla St in final four with North Carolina (go ACC) and St. Louis (that's right St. Fuckin Louis)
Duke wont even get far enough to play Kentucky. They are not good this year

[Dell]

Duke wont even get far enough to play Kentucky. They are not good this year

un-hunh, will too...you're not good this year

[Gutter]

Skyrim has consumed my evening hours - and its getting me behind on my shows each week.

BTW....new Southpark tonight!

and Ugly Americans

[CountryBob]

un-hunh, will too...you're not good this year

I played with myself last night - does that mean Im good?

[jennysmurf]

un-hunh, will too...you're not good this year

:laugh: Oh, silly Dell!

[Gutter]

Duke wont even get far enough to play Kentucky. They are not good this year

Duke gets upset by Xavier.

[jennysmurf]

I played with myself last night - does that mean Im good?

Nope, you're going to Hell in a handbasket, mister.:devil2:

[Misteriosa]

i ate two tangerines and am still hungry... soup and sammich time.

[deliciousV]

un-hunh, will too...you're not good this year

HA! Tell it to Kansas, UNC, Louisville, and Fla.

[LeedsJr]

Coney Island is killing kids?

Are they choking on hot dogs and falling off the roller coaster?

I'm confused.

[CountryBob]

i ate two tangerines and am still hungry... soup and sammich time.

Makes me think - whenever I hear Rachael Ray say "sammie" for sandwich, I want to put a hornet in her mouth :wallbash:

[Gutter]

HA! Tell it to Kansas, UNC, Louisville, and Fla.

Louisville looses to LB State in the second round.

[deliciousV]

So I'm sitting here in the MB airport and I decide to enjoy .net using my tablet on wifi. Can't be done! .net is blocked, the ban hammer dropped on the whole board by an airport. Fuckers

[realmenhatelife]

Makes me think - whenever I hear Rachael Ray say "sammie" for sandwich, I want to put a hornet in her mouth :wallbash:

Making it the third worst thing you've put into a girls mouth.

[Gutter]

Makes me think - whenever I hear Rachael Ray say "sammie" for sandwich, I want to put a hornet in her mouth :wallbash:

I've always wanted to put something else in her mouth. :wub:

[CountryBob]

I havent been able to breathe through my nose in for 3 days now.

GOD - it sucks!

I couldnt smell or taste my chicken pizza sub for lunch :down:

Should have ate fucking hay instead

[sailor]

Duke gets upset by Xavier.

They should talk out their feelings.

[LeedsJr]

I've always wanted to put something else in her mouth. :wub:

I thought "a hornet" was some sort of Tennessee slang term for something else.

[sailor]

So I'm sitting here in the MB airport and I decide to enjoy .net using my tablet on wifi. Can't be done! .net is blocked, the ban hammer dropped on the whole board by an airport. Fuckers

Why? Adult content?

[CountryBob]

SInce it is commercial time -

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[deliciousV]

Why? Adult content?

It doesn't say, it let's me visit other sites, but a "back" button pops up when I try this site.

[Gutter]

They should talk out their feelings.

hahaha I was waiting for someone to do that.

[realmenhatelife]

I've always wanted to put something else in her mouth. :wub:

It's a sock for me.

[Gutter]

It's a sock for me.

to each his own.

[jennysmurf]

Making it the third worst thing you've put into a girls mouth.

:happy:

[deliciousV]

And there is a hot young lady getting ready to board the Same flight I am, and I'd like to say "those are not pants" . If at all possible, I will get a pic

[Dell]

Nope, you're going to Hell in a handbasket, mister.:devil2:

and blind too...

[Gutter]

And there is a hot young lady getting ready to board the Same flight I am, and I'd like to say "those are not pants" . If at all possible, I will get a pic

tssss tssssst.....ask her if she's got any baggage or sumfin' tsss

[CountryBob]

And there is a hot young lady getting ready to board the Same flight I am, and I'd like to say "those are not pants" . If at all possible, I will get a pic

you had better :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

back.. no soup available today :down: guess its too warm out

[sailor]

I hope mikeyboy's orioles commercial makes the list!

And I bumped our early roles thread.

[Misteriosa]

early work: jane lynch in the fugitive?

another early work: fez being gay pretending to be straight pretending to be gay?

[CountryBob]

back.. no soup available today :down: guess its too warm out

no soup for you!

[Misteriosa]

to each his own.

i would put a lozenge in her mouth. she always sounds hoarse.

[LeedsJr]

back.. no soup available today :down: guess its too warm out

http://mrcheeseburger9000.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/no_soup_for_you.thumbnail.gif?w=430

[jennysmurf]

and blind too...

With hairy hands....

[Dell]

And there is a hot young lady getting ready to board the Same flight I am, and I'd like to say "those are not pants" . If at all possible, I will get a pic

any junk it that trunk?

[Misteriosa]

no soup for you!

http://mrcheeseburger9000.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/no_soup_for_you.thumbnail.gif?w=430

thanks guys...



*cough*hacks*coughs*

[deliciousV]

Dammit, pic is a little blurry, she was moving and I was trying to be sneaky.

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[CountryBob]

With hairy hands....

Im nothing but a blind hairy ape going to hell now

[Dell]

Dammit, pic is a little blurry, she was moving and I was trying to be sneaky.



just embrace and accept the inner dirty old man...

[CountryBob]

Dammit, pic is a little blurry, she was moving and I was trying to be sneaky.

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Confucious say "Stretchy pants make for great cameltoe!"

[deliciousV]

just embrace and accept the inner dirty old man...


Done and done

[sailor]

There's always room for 8 dinners.

[CountryBob]

I was at the airport in Austin last year and saw this smoking hot chick pull up to turn her rental car in. We briefly talked as I was turning my car in as well. Later, we ended up in line to go through security together and then hours later, she sat down beside me on the plan.


It was so strange.

We talked for hours and she gave me her card, we emailed each other back and fortha few times and when I went to Atlanta later on that year, we met up at a bar.

I was so excited until her boyfriend came out of the bathroom and joined us. :down:

Story of my life

[realmenhatelife]

Get it right Fred, airborne is about roller blading.

[Gutter]

Get it right Fred, airborne is about roller blading.

I know right? what a douche.

[Dell]

I was at the airport in Austin last year and saw this smoking hot chick pull up to turn her rental car in. We briefly talked as I was turning my car in as well. Later, we ended up in line to go through security together and then hours later, she sat down beside me on the plan.


It was so strange.

We talked for hours and she gave me her card, we emailed each other back and fortha few times and when I went to Atlanta later on that year, we met up at a bar.

I was so excited until her boyfriend came out of the bathroom and joined us. :down:

Story of my life

don't leave a budday hanging...what was the plan?

[deliciousV]

Turning off phone now, this plane is loaded like a cattle car,

[LeedsJr]

I was at the airport in Austin last year and saw this smoking hot chick pull up to turn her rental car in. We briefly talked as I was turning my car in as well. Later, we ended up in line to go through security together and then hours later, she sat down beside me on the plan.


It was so strange.

We talked for hours and she gave me her card, we emailed each other back and fortha few times and when I went to Atlanta later on that year, we met up at a bar.

I was so excited until her boyfriend came out of the bathroom and joined us. :down:

Story of my life

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[Liverspot]

where can I find some of these vids? I cannot seem to find them on the ibang, what am I doing wrong?

[CountryBob]

young Angelena makes me think of how much of a crush I had on Brooke Shields in the Blue Lagoon :wub:

Wowzer!

[realmenhatelife]

I know right? what a douche.

Auggie doesn't buy your laid back, California HORSE POOP

[LeedsJr]

where can I find some of these vids? I cannot seem to find them on the ibang, what am I doing wrong?

http://theinterrobang.com/2012/03/almost-famous-10-stars-before-they-made-it/

[CountryBob]

don't leave a budday hanging...what was the plan?

Plan?

In our correspondence, I mentioned that I was gonna be in her town and we should hook up somewhere and have a drink. She was excited to see me again and never said shit about a boyfriend.

[jennysmurf]

where can I find some of these vids? I cannot seem to find them on the ibang, what am I doing wrong?

I've been using google. I wouldn't have recognized Angelina Joile.

[Gutter]

Auggie doesn't buy your laid back, California HORSE POOP

did he just call you a piece of underwear?

[jennysmurf]

I hate the sound of the word "cocoa."

[sailor]

"pussy"

[jennysmurf]

"pussy"

Oh no, you didn't!:ohmy:

[Misteriosa]

:furious:

[CountryBob]

funny that pizza's cost more back in the 80's

[sailor]

Oh no, you didn't!:ohmy:

Wha?? It bothers me.

[sailor]

funny that pizza's cost more back in the 80's

Where? Not here. Well, other than the dollar slice place.

[Liverspot]

Thank you Leeds and Jenny. For some reason the ibang just does not seem intuitive for me.

[LeedsJr]

Oh no, you didn't!:ohmy:

:furious:

No, no, no. It's okay. He put it in quotes. :wink:

[Misteriosa]

Where? Not here. Well, other than the dollar slice place.

werd.. a slice is going for something like $2.75 around here

[realmenhatelife]

Quim. makes me shudder.

[Gutter]

"cussing"
when the fuck did we take out the "r" and decide to sound like a bunch of backwater hillbillies?

"uncooth"
if you use this word seriously ever in a sentence you are a fucking douche nozzle

[CountryBob]

Where? Not here. Well, other than the dollar slice place.

looking at the Elija Wood commercial from Pizza hut and two medium pizzas were $12 each.

cheaper now

[sailor]

Thank you Leeds and Jenny. For some reason the ibang just does not seem intuitive for me.

Use the search feature on their site. Search for "famous," that's how I found it.

[sailor]

looking at the Elija Wood commercial from Pizza hut and two medium pizzas were $12 each.

cheaper now

We're talking real pizza.

[CountryBob]

this chick I know can queef on call. she got drunk at Applebees on night and was ripping one after another on the hard wooden seat.

It was funny for about a minute - but she did it for the whole time.

[Dell]

"cussing"
when the fuck did we take out the "r" and decide to sound like a bunch of backwater hillbillies?

"uncooth"
if you use this word seriously ever in a sentence you are a fucking douche nozzle

you uncouth northern cuss...(and now a bunch of backwater goes through the douche nozzle)

[CountryBob]

We're talking real pizza.

im talking the only shit I have access to

[CountryBob]

you uncouth northern cuss...(and now a bunch of backwater goes through the douche nozzle)

haha :clap:

[Misteriosa]

looking at the Elija Wood commercial from Pizza hut and two medium pizzas were $12 each.

cheaper now

thats because pizza hut is allowed to put sawdust in the flour now...

[CountryBob]

buddy of mine says gotta wee wee all the time when at a cocktail party setting - makes me angry

[CountryBob]

thats because pizza hut is allowed to put sawdust in the flour now...

yikes! :surrender:

[CountryBob]

:furious:

turd cutter
dick beaters
sammies

[LeedsJr]

this chick I know can queef on call. she got drunk at Applebees on night and was ripping one after another on the hard wooden seat.

It was funny for about a minute - but she did it for the whole time.

buddy of mine says gotta wee wee all the time when at a cocktail party setting - makes me angry

You live in the strangest fucking town I have ever heard of.

Which makes you listening thread gold, of course. :thumbup:

[Gutter]

you uncouth northern cuss...(and now a bunch of backwater goes through the douche nozzle)

you bastard.

[LeedsJr]

you bastard.

He killed Kenny?

[Gutter]

"Panties"

I feel like such a fucking creep saying that.

[Misteriosa]

as you should. :smoke:

[Dell]

where did they fall on calling a woman's ass a "pooter" as in, "she has a cute pooter"?

[CountryBob]

"Panties"

I feel like such a fucking creep saying that.

my country as cornbread Uncle pronounces tham as "Painees"

[CountryBob]

where did they fall on calling a woman's ass a "pooter" as in, "she has a cute pooter"?

any of those they gave :thumbdown:

[A.J.]

"Oftentimes".

Technically, it's a word but just say "often".

[CountryBob]

is calling your significant other "honey" country wide or is it a southern thang?

[sailor]

this chick I know can queef on call. she got drunk at Applebees on night and was ripping one after another on the hard wooden seat.

It was funny for about a minute - but she did it for the whole time.

That word just grosses me out.

[Gutter]

my country as cornbread Uncle pronounces tham as "Painees"

just when I thought it couldn't get creepier.

[Furtherman]

Whenever I hear someone use the word "perturbed", I get very perturbed.

[Melk]

Random -- When a non-sequitor to the conversation or scene occurs people are delighted because it is sooooooo "random." Who cares.

[LeedsJr]

is calling your significant other "honey" country wide or is it a southern thang?

Nah, that's everywhere.

[CountryBob]

I use to start a lot of sentences with "honestly" and it would make me mad. Like everything I have said up to that point wasnt honest.

[Misteriosa]

irregardless.

converstate.

reminiscing.

[realmenhatelife]

The opposite of literal is figurative, not metaphoric

[LeedsJr]

The opposite of literal is figurative, not metaphoric

Literally?

[Melk]

The following words for "boyfriend," "girlfriend," "wife," "husband," or "spouse:"

Shortie
Boo
Baby mama
Baby daddy
Significant other
Life partner

If you are not married, use boyfriend or girlfriend if you are married use wife, husband, or spouse.

[Misteriosa]

Literally?

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

i love this comic.

[Melk]

"Theory" to mean "Hypothesis."

[realmenhatelife]

"Panties"

I feel like such a fucking creep saying that.

I kindof like how dirty panties is, its a total creep word.
Fred's chronicle of redic line was hilarious

[Zorro]

"Oftentimes".

Technically, it's a word but just say "often".

Can't stand (though it's two words) Return Back

[Dell]

"Oftentimes".

Technically, it's a word but just say "often".

I have "utilize=use," "irregardless=regardless," among others on that list...a professor told me to never use a five dollar word when an equivalent five cent word will do

[Gutter]

I kindof like how dirty panties is, its a total creep word.
Fred's chronicle of redic line was hilarious

If a girls says it to me in the right setting it's mostly a turn on. If I catch myself saying it for whatever reason I get douche chills and hope no one notices.

[Zorro]

The following words for "boyfriend," "girlfriend," "wife," "husband," or "spouse:"

If you are not married, use boyfriend or girlfriend if you are married use wife, husband, or spouse.

There needs to be a word for boyfriend/girlfriend for people over 50. Nothig odder than a 65 y/o telling you "my girlfriend"

[Melk]

irregardless.

Former Co-worker: Well... irregardless....
Me: No. The word you want is "regardless." "Irregardless" is not a word.
Former Co-worker: Right... anyway... irregardless.....


Also, I HAAAAATE when adults say, "Lie-berry" instead of "library."

[LeedsJr]

There needs to be a word for boyfriend/girlfriend for people over 50. Nothig odder than a 65 y/o telling you "my girlfriend"

Hootchie mama?

[CountryBob]

There needs to be a word for boyfriend/girlfriend for people over 50. Nothig odder than a 65 y/o telling you "my girlfriend"

Walking Corpse?

[Melk]

There needs to be a word for boyfriend/girlfriend for people over 50. Nothig odder than a 65 y/o telling you "my girlfriend"
I don't think it is strange at all. "Manfriend" sounds like one of those stupid "Bro" words that everybody uses. "Womanfriend" sounds worse.

[sailor]

Can't stand (though it's two words) Return Back

"added bonus"

A bonus is something "added" by definition.

[A.J.]

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2007/Links%20for%20the%20Day/October%2028th%202007/mewantfood.png

[Misteriosa]

verily (thats a word i like :happy:)

[Zorro]

Walking Corpse?

I was thinking Burlap Sack

[CountryBob]

Former Co-worker: Well... irregardless....
Me: No. The word you want is "regardless." "Irregardless" is not a word.
Former Co-worker: Right... anyway... irregardless.....


Also, I HAAAAATE when adults say, "Lie-berry" instead of "library."

Down here a lot of people say Wasper instead of Wasp

and, instead of saying "it" they say "hit"

[Dell]

a pop in this southern part of the world is short for "lollipop"...the generic is "soda"

I can still remember working a fast food counter and having customers ask for a soda and I'd ask them what kind and they would say a large one...:wallbash:

[Melk]

Down here a lot of people say Wasper instead of Wasp

and, instead of saying "it" they say "hit"
Ugggh.

[Misteriosa]

i hate when people try to tack on "man" in front of words, such as "mancation" and "man-cave". dumb marketing shit like that.

[CountryBob]

i hate it when someone says "tinkle"

anything childish - :thumbdown:

[Warren Peace]

I hate chick. I know it's a Ron/Opie/Anthony favorite, but it's just dated to me.

[Melk]

a pop in this southern part of the world is short for "lollipop"...the generic is "soda"

I can still remember working a fast food counter and having customers ask for a soda and I'd ask them what kind and they would say a large one...:wallbash:
I don't know why people care about "pop," "soda," or "beverage" but I hate "cola" for any fountain drink.

[sailor]

Baby bump is waaaay worse than preggers.

[Melk]

I hate chick. I know it's a Ron/Opie/Anthony favorite, but it's just dated to me.

I prefer "chick" to "Philly Crew."

[Misteriosa]

I hate chick. I know it's a Ron/Opie/Anthony favorite, but it's just dated to me.

^ especially when you are talking about an older person. no one over of the age of 18 should be called a chick.

[Warren Peace]

I prefer "chick" to "Philly Crew."

agreed, brother man.

[JerseyRich]

anymore at the end of a sentence.

Stop it.

[Dell]

I hate chick. I know it's a Ron/Opie/Anthony favorite, but it's just dated to me.

"chick" is like the other "c word" in my house...my wife and daughters cringe when either is used

edit: so of course I say chick every chance I get

[sailor]

anymore at the end of a sentence.

Stop it.

Everyone does that anymore.

[JerseyRich]

"chick" is like the other "c word" in my house...my wife and daughters cringe when either is used

edit: so of course I say chick every chance I get
My chick hated it.

But I use it so much, she's used to it now.

[Melk]

"Stupid" and "idiot" were the words for mentally challenged.
"Retarded" should've made the transition to ordinary stupidity until "mentally challenged" becomes the linguistic taboo but we have people fighting the progress of the English language.

[CountryBob]

i hate when people try to tack on "man" in front of words, such as "mancation" and "man-cave". dumb marketing shit like that.

agree - they be a bunch of man-fags

[A.J.]

Anyone who says "za" instead of "pizza" should be punched in the throat.

[Zorro]

^ especially when you are talking about an older person. no one over of the age of 18 should be called a chick.

I like chick, but only when preceded by "my"

[Dell]

my daughter hates the term "same difference"...I think it should be added to Galagher's "jumbo shrimp" list

[Melk]

Anyone who says "za" instead of "pizza" should be punched in the throat.
I have only heard "za" used on "Family Guy." It must be regional.

[Zorro]

I constantly find myself saying "Dude" I hate it

[CountryBob]

I love these type shows - i wish they would limit interviews to hardly any.

[Dell]

Norfolk is pronounced "nor-fuck"...It's the same for Suffolk "suf-fuck"

I'm pretty sure it's the same in England...

[realmenhatelife]

Any over enunciated foreign word is awful.

[Misteriosa]

for the longest time, i didnt know that the greeks called greece hellas.

same thing with japan (nippon)

[Melk]

I remember getting a laugh out of "Dr. Girlfriend" from "Venture Bros" saying the phrase, "I saw it on the MTV" because it sounds like something an old woman would say, not a fairly young person.

[CountryBob]

I use FYI a lot at work :smoke:

[Zorro]

my daughter hates the term "same difference"...I think it should be added to Galagher's "jumbo shrimp" list

Well it turns out that "same difference" is legitimate. Because two things can be the "same difference" from a third or so it was rudely pointed out to me when I said can't stand same difference.

[Melk]

Norfolk is pronounced "nor-fuck"...It's the same for Suffolk "suf-fuck"

I'm pretty sure it's the same in England...
What about when people say, "Mih-zer-ah" instead of "Miz-ur-ee" for "Missouri?"

[Misteriosa]

who is this douche-canoe caller?

[JerseyRich]

Norfolk is pronounced "nor-fuck"...It's the same for Suffolk "suf-fuck"

I'm pretty sure it's the same in England...
Yup.

[jennysmurf]

Any over enunciated foreign word is awful.

It's funny the other direction, too. I was watching a Spanish channel, and they'll bust out with an English word with no accent. Especially in commercials.

[Dell]

I like when people put "a" in front of "gay," like...he's a gay

makes me giggle every time...

[CountryBob]

i agree with a former caller that you see and hear chicks say "really, really?" so much more now.

[Warren Peace]

What about when people say, "Mih-zer-ah" instead of "Miz-ur-ee" for "Missouri?"

You mean people from Missouri?

[JerseyRich]

Miz-raHEY!

[LeedsJr]

I love these type shows - i wish they would limit interviews to hardly any.

Absolutely. The past 2 days have been great.

[Melk]

for the longest time, i didnt know that the greeks called greece hellas.

same thing with japan (nippon)
They usually say, "Nihon."
"Nippon" is more identified with nationalism.

[Dell]

Well it turns out that "same difference" is legitimate. Because two things can be the "same difference" from a third or so it was rudely pointed out to me when I said can't stand same difference.

yes, and jumbo shrimp is correct...she just doesn't like it

[CountryBob]

What about when people say, "Mih-zer-ah" instead of "Miz-ur-ee" for "Missouri?"

Thats old timey talk ...

and I hate saying old timey

[Melk]

You mean people from Missouri?
Yeah. Those retards.

[Misteriosa]

They usually say, "Nihon."
"Nippon" is more identified with nationalism.

same difference...










:lol:

[Warren Peace]

Yeah. Those retards.

agreed. I grew up about an hour away.

[JerseyRich]

There is long standing argument now between people at another board where some dope thinks the name "Mario" is pronounced "Marry-oh"

It's "Mah-ree-oh"

[LeedsJr]

yes, and jumbo shrimp is correct...she just doesn't like it

Why not? It's fuckin' delicious.

Hey, Earl! We got any jumbo shrimp back there?

[JerseyRich]

They usually say, "Nihon."
"Nippon" is more identified with nationalism.
Let's HOCUS on the real issue here.

[Zorro]

Hate when a new word enters the vernacular and everyone uses it... Bracketology

[jennysmurf]

There is long standing argument now between people at another board where some dope thinks the name "Mario" is pronounced "Marry-oh"

It's "Mah-ree-oh"

There are no other boards. There were never any other boards.

[deliciousV]

Phase 1 complete, safe and sound in Charlotte. Now to phase 1a, find the bar.

[JerseyRich]

There are no other boards. There were never any other boards.
STFU

[Misteriosa]

It's funny the other direction, too. I was watching a Spanish channel, and they'll bust out with an English word with no accent. Especially in commercials.

Tiempo de validez limitado de las ofertas de Ted's Cream Cheese Emporium and Cracker Depot.



:lol:

[Gutter]

There's actually a lot of good words on that interrobang list.

[realmenhatelife]

But in other countries they have their own words for everything, its how languages happen.

[CountryBob]

Yeah. Those retards.

nothing worse than a bunch of Jayhawkers!

[Zorro]

There is long standing argument now between people at another board where some dope thinks the name "Mario" is pronounced "Marry-oh"

It's "Mah-ree-oh"

You mean like Deb-or-a Vs Deborah

[JerseyRich]

But in other countries they have their own words for everything, its how languages happen.
Go drink a glass of wooder.

[CountryBob]

Phase 1 complete, safe and sound in Charlotte. Now to phase 1a, find the bar.

they got a cinnabon in that airport

[Dell]

we have a town here, Toano, where the locals (so, I think that means it's official) say "toe anna"...also found on vacation in Top Sail, NC that the locals say "topsul" (I actually thought they were talking about somewhere else at first)

[LeedsJr]

There are no other boards. There were never any other boards.

We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

[jennysmurf]

STFU

You're not the boss of me.

[realmenhatelife]

Go drink a glass of wooder.


Its more wuder., but why not agua

[Zorro]

When I lived down south I kept hearing Pope of Rome... thought sure Gingy was gonna be the guy

[JerseyRich]

You're not the boss of me.
I am. You just haven't realized it yet.

[Melk]

There is long standing argument now between people at another board where some dope thinks the name "Mario" is pronounced "Marry-oh"

It's "Mah-ree-oh"
I like when my Japanese friends tell me that Mazda is pronounced "Matsuda." "Toyota" is not pronounced "Toyoda." "Honda" is "HO-N-DA" not "Handa." All I can think is that if the parent companies cared that much about the integrity of the name they wouldn't let their commercials state the company names as such.

The Korean company "Hyundai" (Hun-day) is supposed to be pronunced "Hyoon-die."

And I do not have any level of consensus on the pan company "T-Fal." I have seen commercials that say "Tea-Fal" but my UK friends often say, "Te-fal."

[CountryBob]

Zito has balls

[jennysmurf]

Tiempo de validez limitado de las ofertas de Ted's Cream Cheese Emporium and Cracker Depot.



:lol:

Exactly!:thumbup: