Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/28/12 - Weepy Wednesday.

[Furtherman]

I regret to inform you that Gutter will no longer be able to join us in the Listening Threads due to his work blocking him from this MATURE/ADULT site. Really? Mature? Have they even seen this place?

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GUTTER 2010-2012


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Pick up your phone and be a hero today
1 866 RON 0 FEZ

[Misteriosa]

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[Gutter]

Suddenly.......smartphone!

[realmenhatelife]

Well he is getting laid off, so it will all work out in the end.





But now that we have the freedom to say so, I just need to get off my chest that Madball stinks.

[Furtherman]

Suddenly.......smartphone!

What?! You made me dedicate this thread to you for nothing!! You egotistical maniac.



Oh wait, this won't last long. Since you never have your phone charged anyway.

[Misteriosa]

Suddenly.......smartphone!

oh look. that sympathy seeking stupidhead showed up.

want a cracker?

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/saltines.jpg

[Misteriosa]

What?! You made me dedicate this thread to you for nothing!! You egotistical maniac.
Oh wait, this won't last long. Since you never have your phone charged anyway.

to think, i wasted a perfectly good funeral scene on this slag. :dry:

[Gutter]

Further, clearly that was my plan the entire time.....also, I didnt even think to connect thru the mobile site cause ima dummy, but srsly this is kind of a pain in,the ass so i probly wont be posting nearly as much.

Misti, gimme that cracker.

Rmhl....madball is arite.

[realmenhatelife]

The only madball I want to hear is in Guilt By Association.

[Misteriosa]

Further, clearly that was my plan the entire time.....also, I didnt even think to connect thru the mobile site cause ima dummy, but srsly this is kind of a pain in,the ass so i probly wont be posting nearly as much.

Misti, gimme that cracker.

Rmhl....madball is arite.

stop being a baby and post thru the phone. its not like you have work to do :o

[sailor]

oh look. that sympathy seeking stupidhead showed up.

want a cracker?

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/saltines.jpg

That's racist!

[Misteriosa]

i want to listen to bassnectar's "i am a laser" but i cant because there is only a shitty copy of a live show. :down:

[Misteriosa]

That's racist!

I CAN CALL HIM A PARROT ALL I GODDAMNED WANT!

[sailor]

I CAN CALL HIM A PARROT ALL I GODDAMNED WANT!

Don't hit me.

[realmenhatelife]

Why would it make sense for the company to put up 6 guys for an extra night to go to a comedy show? Why am I listening to the aftershow?

[Misteriosa]

Why would it make sense for the company to put up 6 guys for an extra night to go to a comedy show? Why am I listening to the aftershow?

thats the important question.

[disneyspy]

buddays,gutter can have a new shirt

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/zimmermanshirtlarge.jpg

my mower broke down,finally get a decent day to work and now i have the rest of the day off,darn the luck

[realmenhatelife]

buddays,gutter can have a new shirt

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/zimmermanshirtlarge.jpg

my mower broke down,finally get a decent day to work and now i have the rest of the day off,darn the luck

To be fair it should probable say Tostone Ass Tostone.

[Misteriosa]

buddays,gutter can have a new shirt

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Icon_eek.gif

[Misteriosa]

To be fair it should probable say Tostone Ass Tostone.

tostone? i didnt know he was dominican. :tongue:

[disneyspy]

holy shit,they have to get a thousand dollar part for my mower so i'm off til friday or saturday

[Misteriosa]

lets get down to it :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

holy shit,they have to get a thousand dollar part for my mower so i'm off til friday or saturday

That's some job you sort of have there.

[disneyspy]

That's some job you sort of have there.

pretty weird this year,went from majorly sunburnt and working too much to freezing and nnot working at all

[Furtherman]

"Holy shit, is that a talking centaur?"

:laugh:


Ronny knocks one out of the park, first at bat.

[LeedsJr]

Oh god. HTG.

[disneyspy]

Oh god. HTG.

dont you mean Hey Thank God!!

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, how did he say Alicia Silverstone?

[Misteriosa]

that video of her feeling the baby the already chewed food from her mouth is awful.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is stomping the yard on Zito today.

[Misteriosa]

get him fezzie. get him.

[disneyspy]

Fez is stomping the yard on Zito today.

FUCKIN LOVIN IT!

[LeedsJr]

dont you mean Hey Thank God!!

Um, no. Good for you if you enjoy her on the show, I can't stand her.

And of course, Fez is on fire today.

[realmenhatelife]

that video of her feeling the baby the already chewed food from her mouth is awful.

I'm gonna take your word for it.

[Misteriosa]

I'm gonna take your word for it.

i was eating my breakfast when they started playing the video on the today show. so freaking odd. i lost my appetite.

also, ann curry is getting the boot, according to gawker.

[A.J.]

The Marlins new stadium is awful.

[realmenhatelife]

i was eating my breakfast when they started playing the video on the today show. so freaking odd. i lost my appetite.

also, ann curry is getting the boot, according to gawker.

Better than the fist.

[realmenhatelife]

Magic Johnson will bring some class to the Dodgers.

[disneyspy]

poo holes

[LeedsJr]

poo holes

Good one.

[disneyspy]

Good one.

thats how his name is pronounced,not poog joles

[sailor]

Ha, that chihuahua line from 15 minutes ago was great.

[underdog]

i want to listen to bassnectar's "i am a laser" but i cant because there is only a shitty copy of a live show. :down:

here? (http://www.gigacrate.com/Music/MusicDetails.php?id=35971)

Hipster.

[realmenhatelife]

Cities dont want football teams in town because it's more fun to see a live game.

[disneyspy]

no one hit last nights mega millions,476 million for the next drawling

[Misteriosa]

here? (http://www.gigacrate.com/Music/MusicDetails.php?id=35971)

Hipster.

edit: its only the first minute :dry:

but thanks anyway

[disneyspy]

i hate when they talk about the worth of a franchise cuz everybudday knows that the detroit red wings are the greatest modern north american sports franchise dynasty wrapping up their 21st consecutive playoff appearance last night with a 7-2 win

[Misteriosa]

no one hit last nights mega millions,476 million for the next drawling

thats insane.

[Furtherman]

no one hit last nights mega millions,476 million for the next drawling


Cha-ching.

[underdog]

edit: its only the first minute :dry:

but thanks anyway

yeah, boo. I was disappointed.

[realmenhatelife]

I wish I had a coffee table. Ottomans suck.

[disneyspy]

i dont have kids and dont drink so i have a beutiful glass coffee table now

[sailor]

I'd think the Yankees would go for more, especially if YES is included.

[realmenhatelife]

i hate when they talk about the worth of a franchise cuz everybudday knows that the detroit red wings are the greatest modern north american sports franchise dynasty wrapping up their 21st consecutive playoff appearance last night with a 7-2 win

Too many teams make the playoffs in hockey.

[IamFogHat]

hi

[Misteriosa]

yeah, boo. I was disappointed.

wow. i had to take it back to myspace to hear it

http://www.myspace.com/bassnectar/music/songs/i-am-a-laser-featuring-double-you-56862653

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I hear Fezzie...gonna be a good day tater

[sailor]

I wish I had a coffee table. Ottomans suck.

No way. We have a lovely ottoman with storage. It's the best.

[disneyspy]

Too many teams make the playoffs in hockey.

then why is the next closet team in consecutive playoff apperances so far behind?


Team Post-season streak Last missed post-season Stanley Cup Championships during streak
Detroit Red Wings 20 seasons 1989–90 4 : 1996–97, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2007–08
San Jose Sharks 7 seasons 2002–03
Pittsburgh Penguins 5 seasons 2005–06 1 : 2008–09
Boston Bruins 4 seasons 2006–07 1 : 2010–11
Montreal Canadiens 4 seasons 2006–07
Philadelphia Flyers 4 seasons 2006–07
Washington Capitals 4 seasons 2006–07
Chicago Blackhawks 3 seasons 2007–08 1 : 2009–10
Vancouver Canucks 3 seasons

[sailor]

Too many teams make the playoffs in hockey.

If they played by MLB rules they would have missed the playoffs numerous times. DS is impervious to logic.

[spoon]

Weepy wednesday tied to drippy htg...perfect combo for hell on ears.

[sailor]

Detroit Red Wings 20 seasons 1989–90 4 : 1996–97, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2007–08

Makes no sense.

Edit: never mind. Got it.

[disneyspy]

If they played by MLB rules they would have missed the playoffs numerous times. DS is impervious to logic.

21 consecutive playoff appearances,jealous bitch

[disneyspy]

Detroit Red Wings 20 seasons 1989–90 4 : 1996–97, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2007–08

Makes no sense.

those are stanley cup winning seasons during the streak

[realmenhatelife]

then why is the next closet team in consecutive playoff apperances so far behind?


Team Post-season streak Last missed post-season Stanley Cup Championships during streak
Detroit Red Wings 20 seasons 1989–90 4 : 1996–97, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2007–08
San Jose Sharks 7 seasons 2002–03
Pittsburgh Penguins 5 seasons 2005–06 1 : 2008–09
Boston Bruins 4 seasons 2006–07 1 : 2010–11
Montreal Canadiens 4 seasons 2006–07
Philadelphia Flyers 4 seasons 2006–07
Washington Capitals 4 seasons 2006–07
Chicago Blackhawks 3 seasons 2007–08 1 : 2009–10
Vancouver Canucks 3 seasons

I'm not saying it isn't a big deal for hockey, it's just why comparing sport to sport that noone cares.

[spoon]

And spy, really? Zzzzzz. This again! Colorado won 10 straight divisions and around 20 straight playoff apps too at one pt, but it's hockey and no way are either even close...even ur ginger wings bc u fuck the gaps in their teeth. Detroit anything will never be top in sports, much less their entire league too. Sorry, drive thru.

[sailor]

those are stanley cup winning seasons during the streak


Already edited, silly pants.

[disneyspy]

And spy, really? Zzzzzz. This again! Colorado won 10 straight divisions and around 20 straight playoff apps too at one pt, but it's hockey and no way are either even close...even ur ginger wings bc u fuck the gaps in their teeth. Detroit anything will never be top in sports, much less their entire league too. Sorry, drive thru.

and here i expected some support from you when i saw you log in

21 straight

[Dell]

And spy, really? Zzzzzz. This again! Colorado won 10 straight divisions and around 20 straight playoff apps too at one pt, but it's hockey and no way are either even close...even ur ginger wings bc u fuck the gaps in their teeth. Detroit anything will never be top in sports, much less their entire league too. Sorry, drive thru.

that's why they start pulling for Dallas teams?

[Melk]

Hate TV trays. Need a coffee table. Keep your feet on the floor you uncouth jerkoffs!

[spoon]

89-90?

[Misteriosa]

i was under the impression that satyrs were the ones that get all the poon.

[spoon]

Can someone add the tag "dspy's prefix meal thread" for me...on phone. Thanks all.

[Misteriosa]

they are SATYRS!! :wallbash:

this is frustrating.

[realmenhatelife]

16 teams make the playoffs in NHL
8 teams make the playoffs in MLB


MLB playoff appearance streaks: Braves 14, Yankees 13

I would argue that the value of those appearances is twice what it is in the NHL, making for 28 and 26 respectively.

Sorry Spy, aint shit.

[spoon]

By poon u mean?

[disneyspy]

that's why they start pulling for Dallas teams?

I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE ANY OTHER SPORTS THAN FOOTBALL TIL I MOVED UP NORTH!

man you people piss me off with your slackjaw crossed eyed comments

[sailor]

they are SATYRS!! :wallbash:

this is frustrating.

Sure, Pan regularly associate with Nymphs.

[disneyspy]

16 teams make the playoffs in NHL
8 teams make the playoffs in MLB


MLB playoff appearance streaks: Braves 14, Yankees 13

I would argue that the value of those appearances is twice what it is in the NHL, making for 28 and 26 respectively.

Sorry Spy, aint shit.

YOU AINT SHIT!! we're talking about present day streaks,not some shit from the 1900s!!

[spoon]

Sorry Spy, aint shit.

Said the nursing home attendee.

[spoon]

YOU AINT SHIT!! we're talking about present day streaks,not some shit from the 1900s!!

Dummy, that brave run was the same era! Pretty sure the same for nyy!

[Dell]

I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE ANY OTHER SPORTS THAN FOOTBALL TIL I MOVED UP NORTH!

man you people piss me off with your slackjaw crossed eyed comments

you thought my comment was to you?..self absorbed are we, I was talking about this guy that lives down the street from my brother

(and there is nothing wrong with my eyes!)

[spoon]

Don't turn into kev ds! Nooooooooooo!

[disneyspy]

Dummy, that brave run was the same era! Pretty sure the same for nyy!

DUMMY!! 13 IN A ROW AINT SHIT COMPARED TO 21!!! modern day sports dynasty

[spoon]

Sigh

[Misteriosa]

i think spy's caps lock button is stuck. :unsure:

[sailor]

16 teams make the playoffs in NHL
8 teams make the playoffs in MLB


MLB playoff appearance streaks: Braves 14, Yankees 13

I would argue that the value of those appearances is twice what it is in the NHL, making for 28 and 26 respectively.

Sorry Spy, aint shit.

Impervious to logic...

[disneyspy]

Don't turn into kev ds! Nooooooooooo!

you're just jealous cuz eli is soooooo awesome compared to rivers

seriously i was reading that thread and kept giggling cuz he's so homer

and if i don't stick to my 4 year old bit then what good am i?

[realmenhatelife]

YOU AINT SHIT!! we're talking about present day streaks,not some shit from the 1900s!!

14 Atlanta Braves 1991–1993*, 1995–2005
13 New York Yankees 1995–2007

Aint Shit wubwubwubwub wubwubwubwub doo doo Aint Shit wubwubwubwub wubwubwubwub drowwwwww

[sailor]

i think spy's caps lock button is stuck. :unsure:

Hopefully one of his grandkids will be along soon to fix it for him.

[disneyspy]

and now misti will step in and say every year the wings clinch i play with you people and get you all crazy,i love the listening threads

[spoon]

U need to chime in on that thread than ds, bc kev honestly believes i posted based on rivers and sd bc he does the same on anything in that thread!

In conclusion, wings suck and enjoy this playoff bc their run is dying on the vine

[spoon]

Hopefully one of his grandkids will be along soon to fix it for him.


Great grandkids or abducted neighborhood kids...bc i now picture ds as that old bastard on family guy.

[disneyspy]

14 Atlanta Braves 1991–1993*, 1995–2005
13 New York Yankees 1995–2007

Aint Shit wubwubwubwub wubwubwubwub doo doo Aint Shit wubwubwubwub wubwubwubwub drowwwwww

those aren't present day stats,in this era of free agency,reloacation and expansion it should be impossible to accomplish what the greatest modern day sports dynasty has done but even with the shoot out they set a record for home winning streaks breaking a record from like the 30s
DETROIT RED WINGS RULE!!

[realmenhatelife]

Shit, they're filming an episode of No Reservations where Ludo LeFebvre takes Anthony Bourdain around Burgendy. I love Ludo, hate Bordain. I'm torn.

[disneyspy]

how long is HTG going to be in? i cant keep this up all show

[realmenhatelife]

those aren't present day stats,in this era of free agency,reloacation and expansion it should be impossible to accomplish what the greatest modern day sports dynasty has done but even with the shoot out they set a record for home winning streaks breaking a record from like the 30s
DETROIT RED WINGS RULE!!

I'm sure they're a very fine hockey team.

[Misteriosa]

and now misti will step in and say every year the wings clinch i play with you people and get you all crazy,i love the listening threads

:huh: im gonna go get some soup for lunch. wanna come with me?

[Misteriosa]

Shit, they're filming an episode of No Reservations where Ludo LeFebvre takes Anthony Bourdain around Burgendy. I love Ludo, hate Bordain. I'm torn.

watch it.

[realmenhatelife]

As a man of letters I have no problem with posthumous work, you just need to take it for what it is. Also, writing is more collaborative than people think, so who's to say when something is 'complete.'

[LeedsJr]

Why do I care about this guy's coffee table, exactly?

[realmenhatelife]

:huh: im gonna go get some soup for lunch. wanna come with me?

My dad went from being middle aged to old recently, really since he retired. The man orders soup at every meal.

[IamFogHat]

Is this Sailor calling in about coffee tables?

[disneyspy]

:huh: im gonna go get some soup for lunch. wanna come with me?

no i'm busy looking for soundclips from that creepy old man on FAMILY GUY

[A.J.]

We had the one room in the house we weren't allowed to go in. That's where Mom's antique furniture was.

Thanks Italian mom!

[realmenhatelife]

My mom used to throw toys, poor skeletor ate it hard one day.

[sailor]

We had the one room in the house we weren't allowed to go in. That's where Mom's antique furniture was.

Thanks Italian mom!

Upstairs living room?

[Dell]

My mom used to throw toys, poor skeletor ate it hard one day.

our mom chased us with dad's belt...we'd tire her out to lessen the beaten

[realmenhatelife]

Emaciated closet case that's obsessed with John Mayer.

[Crispy123]

HTG and a Fezzy/Zito fight?

I tuned in at a good time!

[disneyspy]

fez is on fire

[A.J.]

I love that Fez is standing up for himself now. Pre-annoucement, he'd have been locked up and sobbing by now.

[LeedsJr]

Emaciated closet case that's obsessed with John Mayer.

:thumbup: :clap: :lol:

[Melk]

The JetBlue incident from yesterday is proof, in my humble opinion, that we do not need TSA and would've handled the terrorists on 9-11 if we simply knew that there was a possibility that our hijackers were willing to fly our planes into buildings.

And the people who videoed the incident, scum of the earth. If I were one of those guys taking down the pilot, the last thing I would want is video evidence that could be used against me if the pilot decided to sue me for handling him improperly. Put the phones down, I am saving you jerks.

[realmenhatelife]

our mom chased us with dad's belt...we'd tire her out to lessen the beaten

We also got the spoon.

[Dell]

POINT...http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-q3cLwsmKRfI/T0z57Ht-pGI/AAAAAAAAVPg/XAHgRgYPUsM/s1600/Fez+Whatley.jpg

[LeedsJr]

That was a great Ron story.

[spoon]

Htg, jesus we get it, u think the injury is gross...make it stop!!!

I honestly believe the anger coming out toward z is more indirectly toward htg from fez, but he doesn't have the balls to go after ronnie's side.

[Dell]

my friend growing up got a beating from his dad for cutting the grass too short...that was the meanest sob in our neighborhood

[LeedsJr]

My wife makes fantastic stuffed artichokes.

[Misteriosa]

my friend growing up got a beating from his dad for cutting the grass too short...that was the meanest sob in our neighborhood

shit like that is where you are in abuse territory. :thumbdown:

[Melk]

my friend growing up got a beating from his dad for cutting the grass too short...that was the meanest sob in our neighborhood
I remember a classmate who stuck a hand axe in his stepfather's back. But that kid has serious, serious problems.

[spoon]

Nothing makes artichoke etible, much less fantastic. When choke is in the fucking name, why bother at all.

[spoon]

A kid machette'd another kid's hand off in 7th grade at the school where my sis teaches! Always a fun 3 o'clock flagpole fight story!

[LeedsJr]

A kid machette'd another kid's hand off in 7th grade at the school where my sis teaches! Always a fun 3 o'clock flagpole fight story!

Where does she teach, Somalia?

[Melk]

HTG, you weren't there. Calm the F down!

[Dell]

Nothing makes artichoke etible, much less fantastic. When choke is in the fucking name, why bother at all.

as Buckwheat said..."it may have choked Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Buckwheat"

(or was that a Stymie quote?)

[Crispy123]

When choke is in the fucking name, why bother at all.

I only like the fucking name if choke is in it. :blink:

[LeedsJr]

as Buckwheat said..."it may have choked Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Buckwheat"

(or was that a Stymie quote?)

Stymie.

[disneyspy]

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[spoon]

Might as well be...kid was from africa...fighting a kid from the dr. Shit got real...on pa! Ha!

[Misteriosa]

Nothing makes artichoke etible, much less fantastic. When choke is in the fucking name, why bother at all.

but but artichoke hearts are delicious!

[Melk]

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The "Piss off, pervert" line that follows it is so perfect that I am a little disappointed that the line is clipped out.

[spoon]

as Buckwheat said..."it may have choked Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Buckwheat"

(or was that a Stymie quote?)

Holy f, dell might be as old as ds...nah, ds wrote that skit!

[IamFogHat]

Oh man, I thought it was 12:30 a half hour ago. Whoo-hoo!

[Misteriosa]

man.. i havent had beef soup in a while. :o i feel like my grandma cooked this.

[A.J.]

We had the one room in the house we weren't allowed to go in. That's where Mom's antique furniture was.

Thanks Italian mom!

Upstairs living room?

No, ground floor living room.

[disneyspy]

Holy f, dell might be as old as ds...nah, ds wrote that skit!

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[sailor]

as Buckwheat said..."it may have choked Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Buckwheat"

(or was that a Stymie quote?)

Why would stymie care if buckwheat choked?

[disneyspy]

Why would stymie care if buckwheat choked?

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[sailor]

No, ground floor living room.

Yeah, and you use the downstairs one.

[sailor]

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Ok, why would you care if I mocked Dell?

[disneyspy]

Ok, why would you care if I mocked Dell?

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[Dell]

Holy f, dell might be as old as ds...nah, ds wrote that skit!

I SAW THE RERUNS...

[Dell]

not feeling this song, maaaaaan...

[IamFogHat]

More like Alabama Doodie pants.

[sailor]

Rustin sounds like an adult.

[Dell]

is Pauley D related to Mikey D?

[disneyspy]

Rustin sounds like an adult.

kinda ruins it for ya dont it?

[Dell]

Rustin sounds like an adult.

he may have a younger brother...

[IamFogHat]

is Pauley D related to Mikey D?

Yeah, they're of the house of D sippers.

[disneyspy]

he may have a younger brother...

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[sailor]

So, is "south by" just music or is it the same as the techie thing with that name?

[sailor]

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No one clicks your audio links.

[Crispy123]

More like Alabama Doodie pants.

is that like a reverse dirty sanchez?

[sailor]

Ha, Rustin's such an Austin hipster. "south by was so much better before it became popular."

[Dell]

okay...this may be the worst music break EVER

[disneyspy]

So, is "south by" just music or is it the same as the techie thing with that name?

looks like every festival in austin is a south by http://sxsw.com/

[IamFogHat]

is that like a reverse dirty sanchez?

I think it's when you poop in your sister's butthole before you give her anal.

[sailor]

kinda ruins it for ya dont it?

Be quiet, Herbert.

[LeedsJr]

I think it's when you poop in your sister's butthole before you give her anal.

That may be the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

[disneyspy]

I think it's when you poop in your sister's butthole before you give her anal.

where the hell is our expert to explain this?

someone put out the cbob signal

[LeedsJr]

okay...this may be the worst music break EVER

That is a bold statement.

I can't disagree with it, but it is bold.

[sailor]

looks like every festival in austin is a south by http://sxsw.com/

Ok, so they're not the same thing? Very confusing.

[Dell]

That is a bold statement.

I can't disagree with it, but it is bold.

I had a blast in Austin going from bar to bar listening to the live music...I'm starting to think it was the experience I enjoyed, because this music they're playing doesn't do it for me

[sailor]

okay...this may be the worst music break EVER

EVERY Rob Cross New Music Spectacular is easily worse.

[disneyspy]

i dvr austin city limits on pbs all the time,hardly ever hear country music bands

[Crispy123]

Rustin sucks balls as a phone-in music reviewer.:thumbdown:

I probably could have ended that sentence sooner.

[LeedsJr]

EVERY Rob Cross New Music Spectacular is easily worse.

Just when we thought it couldn't get worse...

[sailor]

Rustin sucks balls as a phone-in music reviewer.:thumbdown:

I probably could have ended that sentence sooner.

Yeah I'm sure he'd be an awful phone.

[underdog]

So, is "south by" just music or is it the same as the techie thing with that name?

There is SXSWi, which is the few days before the music of SXSW.

[jennysmurf]

I think it's when you poop in your sister's butthole before you give her anal.

where the hell is our expert to explain this?

someone put out the cbob signal

So wrong, poor cbob.:happy:

[deliciousV]

So wrong, poor cbob.:happy:

he is a self proclaimed creep

[jennysmurf]

Yeah I'm sure he'd be an awful phone.

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Rustin's such an Austin hipster. "south by was so much better before it became popular."
The hilarious thing is how trendy this is to say this year.

[deliciousV]

I tried those new taco's made with dorito shells, they tasted exactly like they sound like they would. All in all, better than a regular taco bell taco.

[sailor]

Wait, is he saying alt-country is NOW becoming the hipster thing?!

[disneyspy]

The hilarious thing is how trendy this is to say this year.

i said it last year

[IamFogHat]

Rob Cross bores me to tears.

[Melk]

Well, Rob Cross is in the studio. I hope he plays another sleep-inducing act like Lana Del Ray. I admit the woman has talent, but that "Video Games" song is soooooo slow.

[Dell]

Lydia Loveless...homage to the great Linda Lovelace?

[disneyspy]

Rob Cross bores me to tears.

tsssss you should tell him to not bore so deep then tssssss

[underdog]

The hilarious thing is how trendy this is to say this year.

I've never been and don't particularly care about how popular it is, but I've definitely heard it talked about more this year than any year before.

[sailor]

There is SXSWi, which is the few days before the music of SXSW.

Thank you, sir.

[underdog]

Rob Cross bores me to tears.

I like his music choices normally, but his voice makes me sleepy.

[sailor]

So, Lyle Lovett is the last gentleman, yet they shit on the tebow presser. Got it.

[sailor]

Lydia Loveless...homage to the great Linda Lovelace?

Linda Lovelace was cool when I was talking about her yesterday.

[realmenhatelife]

Lydia Loveless as featured in RMHL listening threads months ago. Boom, cutting edge.

[Dell]

Linda Lovelace was cool when I was talking about her yesterday.

look maaaaaan...my reference is the coolest, maaaaan

[Dell]

I still have my Rustin Card #1...I'm so proud of him

[disneyspy]

I still have my Rustin Card #1...I'm so proud of him

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[realmenhatelife]

I've never been and don't particularly care about how popular it is, but I've definitely heard it talked about more this year than any year before.

I feel like it's the same as last year, last year being the year mainstream media really started covering it. And for years before that it was getting to big for the people from a few years before that, so it's all really meaningless.

All the bands still show up, thats what matters. Although the more Jay Z concerts they run the less that's going to happen.

[realmenhatelife]

If you want to hear new music and dont want to be all hipstered on I highly recommend you check out XMU from 12-2 on Wednesdays. It's the Brooklyn Vegan day for blog radio and that dude just loves music and doesn't have a trip about it.

[disneyspy]

I still have my Rustin Card #1...I'm so proud of him

sorry dell,i looked it up and youwere cardholder #2 http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=88482&highlight=rustin+card

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, lizsetsfire is trying to big up some band from Florida she probably pals around with.

[Crispy123]

hahaha, rest in piss. thats great! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

What's this we shit, this guy is english.

[IamFogHat]

Fez's utopia.
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/06/14/1225879/648131-bubbleboy.jpg

[sailor]

So, will Ron be honest with the bully people? I hope so, just so we get some good dialogue.

[LeedsJr]

Fez's utopia.
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/06/14/1225879/648131-bubbleboy.jpg

Major mistake in the picture - that poor child's BARE TOES are sticking out!

You could lose a toe that way!


By the way, I've muted the show. If Ron can't tell the difference between kids horsing around and torture, I'll just wait until they get back to the dick jokes.

[sailor]

Yay, more middle America bashing. "They're bad parents bacause they're not from new York."

[disneyspy]

foggy's utopia
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Gay_Pride_Taiwan_2009.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

What really bugs me is they employ the same logic that anti gay marriage people use when they say legal gay marriage leads to interspecies marriage down the line. If you even concede that bullying is an issue we're headed to locking people up for cursing at eachother.

[sailor]

Was Ron bullied by adults because he WAS the bully?

[Melk]

I don't understand how we CONSTANTLY insist that the bullied toughen up, but never insist the aggressive chill the heck out?

[disneyspy]

Yay, more middle America bashing. "They're bad parents bacause they're not from new York."

i always thought middle america was middle class not like the midwest to texas and never took offense

FUCK THESE MIDDLE AMERICA BASHERS!!

[Misteriosa]

I don't understand how we CONSTANTLY insist that the bullied toughen up, but never insist the aggressive chill the heck out?

stop talking sense. :dry: what the fuck is your problem?

[sailor]

Is htg saying we need to coddle the bully instead?

[underdog]

i always thought middle america was middle class not like the midwest to texas and never took offense

FUCK THESE MIDDLE AMERICA BASHERS!!

Middle America blows.

Keep voting for Santorum.

[sailor]

I don't understand how we CONSTANTLY insist that the bullied toughen up, but never insist the aggressive chill the heck out?

Call it in.

And furtherman's an anti-religion bully. :(

[disneyspy]

Middle America blows.

Keep voting for Santorum.

you blow

keep sucking cock

[IamFogHat]

Do you even still know anyone you went to high school with? I'm still friends with the friends I had when I was in high school, but none of the actually went to my high school.

[Misteriosa]

Do you even still know anyone you went to high school with? I'm still friends with the friends I had when I was in high school, but none of the actually went to my high school.

no i dont, and that is by design. :dry:

[IamFogHat]

I don't understand how we CONSTANTLY insist that the bullied toughen up, but never insist the aggressive chill the heck out?

Hey watch the language there, bub.

[LeedsJr]

Do you even still know anyone you went to high school with? I'm still friends with the friends I had when I was in high school, but none of the actually went to my high school.

I haven't even kept in touch with anyone from college.

[realmenhatelife]

It isn't even subject matter, now there's just a tone that Ron takes that I turn the show off. It's the 'any experience apart from my own is a myth' tone.

[disneyspy]

I haven't even kept in touch with anyone from college.

a christmas card with a couple of lines is all i trade with people that dont live in my town

[sailor]

Do you even still know anyone you went to high school with? I'm still friends with the friends I had when I was in high school, but none of the actually went to my high school.

I only know one kid from high school and that's because he's somehow in a fantasy football league I'm in. Otherwise, I'd never interact with him.

[LeedsJr]

It isn't even subject matter, now there's just a tone that Ron takes that I turn the show off. It's the 'any experience apart from my own is a myth' tone.

I'm listening to Mike Francesa excoriate the Jets management for trading for Tebow.

[sailor]

you blow

keep sucking cock

Ha, Boston queer.

[Melk]

stop talking sense. :dry: what the fuck is your problem?
To me bullying is to fighting what flirting is to rape. If HTC gets called cunt Ron screams for an hour about men being scumbags. I remember in high school there was this tiny white autistic kid was bullied daily by this group of football players. The school excused beating the shit out of the kid because the kid wouldn't take the verbal abuse in stride, he would tell the kids to fuck off and what not. He deserved it because five kids didn't think about that autistic kid being unable to filter his outrage when he was called faggot.

[sailor]

Kids don't cheer the bully out of relief that it's not them. That's moronic. They cheer because they're all dicks.

[Zorro]

Middle America blows.

Keep voting for Santorum.

You do realize Santorum is former Senator because he couldn't win in middle america or as I call it Pennsylvania

[deliciousV]

It isn't even subject matter, now there's just a tone that Ron takes that I turn the show off. It's the 'any experience apart from my own is a myth' tone.

so you can only listen to the wishy washy? Maybe Fez should handle these subjects, a person who doesn't know his own opinion half the time.

[Melk]

Kids don't cheer the bully out of relief that it's not them. That's moronic. They cheer because they're all dicks.
I am on a delay, is Ron making this argument?

Kids laugh at the bullied because of the bystander effect and because kids are assholes.

[sailor]

I am on a delay, is Ron making this argument?

Kids laugh at the bullied because of the bystander effect and because kids are assholes.

Yeah, he said that a few minutes back.

[Dell]

my best friend from high school is still my best friend...I only "stay in touch" with one of my college friends (but I'm happy to see any of them)

the "bullied" in the neighborhood when I was growing up was simply the last one to get to the playground/ball field...I don't know why, but you busted ass to not be last

[Dell]

there were a lot of middle school bullies when my children were going through...cannot think of any benefit to that aspect of their life, whatsoever

[realmenhatelife]

so you can only listen to the wishy washy? Maybe Fez should handle these subjects, a person who doesn't know his own opinion half the time.

There's a difference between lets have an intelligent conversation about something and lets have an unreasonable conversation about something where I can just yell what I think nearly unchecked by any descenting opinion.

I'm here for the jokes, I cant stand issue driven conversations I cant join in on.

[sailor]

So, this guy I work with brushed his teeth after lunch; good for him. Then he put the toothbrush down on the bathroom counter to pee. Grossed me the heck out. Sorry for the harsh language.

[IamFogHat]

I kind of relate to this guy, I was always clever enough to eviscerate the bullies when they were treating kids like shit while being big enough for no one to want to fight me, and it always made the girls all wet in their underpants when I put the bullies in their place.

[Melk]

Okay, now I heard Ron's weak point.

I hate trying to argue from authority, but kids cheer when a disabled kid gets punched because kids, more often than not, get jealous at the disproportionate amount of attention that the disabled kids get. I would like to take the whole "It is not them getting bullied" thing, but that is what happens time and time again.

Example:

I helped a class of kids train for a series of soccer matches. One of the kids was physically and developmentally disabled. During the match a normal kid was kicked in the shin and had his leg broken. The coaches on the field yellow-carded the attacker, but really said nothing to the kid beyond that. When the disabled kid was on the field, a kid made accidental contact with him knocking him over. The coach screamed at the kid who attacked the disabled kid for five minutes and even struck the kids a few times.

Two months later when the injured kid recovered, he beat the fuck out of the disabled kid with classes full of kids cheering the situation on. When the counselor talked to the attacker, he said, "It isn't fair that someone broke my leg on purpose and this kid is accidentally shoved and you beat up my friend." All of his classmates agreed.

Kids are incredibly sensitive toward bias more than adults.

[sailor]

I kind of relate to this guy, I was always clever enough to eviscerate the bullies when they were treating kids like shit while being big enough for no one to want to fight me, and it always made the girls all wet in their underpants when I put the bullies in their place.

Panties. They love when you use the word panties.

[Dell]

my nephew that lives with us is mentally/emotionally challenged...when he was in school, he was bullied so bad that he wouldn't go to his locker and he ran to and from the bus EVERYDAY

there was NOTHING he could do to stop the bullying...no disrespect to Gvac and Ron intended

[disneyspy]

i don't call them panty lines,i call them party lines

[LeedsJr]

Okay, now I heard Ron's weak point.

I hate trying to argue from authority, but kids cheer when a disabled kid gets punched because kids, more often than not, get jealous at the disproportionate amount of attention that the disabled kids get. I would like to take the whole "It is not them getting bullied" thing, but that is what happens time and time again.

Example:

I helped a class of kids train for a series of soccer matches. One of the kids was physically and developmentally disabled. During the match a normal kid was kicked in the shin and had his leg broken. The coaches on the field yellow-carded the attacker, but really said nothing to the kid beyond that. When the disabled kid was on the field, a kid made accidental contact with him knocking him over. The coach screamed at the kid who attacked the disabled kid for five minutes and even struck the kids a few times.

Two months later when the injured kid recovered, he beat the fuck out of the disabled kid with classes full of kids cheering the situation on. When the counselor talked to the attacker, he said, "It isn't fair that someone broke my leg on purpose and this kid is accidentally shoved and you beat up my friend." All of his classmates agreed.

Kids are incredibly sensitive toward bias more than adults.

You had a coach screaming at and hitting a kid?

[Dell]

i don't call them panty lines,i call them party lines

good one...

[Melk]

i don't call them panty lines,i call them party lines
976-POON

[IamFogHat]

Panties. They love when you use the word panties.

They also love when you say moist.

[sailor]

my nephew that lives with us is mentally/emotionally challenged...when he was in school, he was bullied so bad that he wouldn't go to his locker and he ran to and from the bus EVERYDAY

there was NOTHING he could do to stop the bullying...no disrespect to Gvac and Ron intended

Toughen up.

[Melk]

You had a coach screaming at and hitting a kid?
Yeah. Kind of common at the time.

[Misteriosa]

i don't call them panty lines,i call them party lines

how can i connect your call?

http://theinnerdoor.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/large_tomlincry.jpg

[LeedsJr]

I'm about to start a long weekend here.

Please no more music breaks or infuriating rants about bullying, bring on the dick jokes!

[LeedsJr]

Yeah. Kind of common at the time.

Oh, I thought this was something recent. That is fucked up.

[A.J.]

Please no more music breaks or infuriating rants about bullying, bring on the dick jokes!

Crazed?

[Dell]

Toughen up.

the kid still only weighs 100lbs soaking wet and too sweat to ever toughen up...he did nothing to provoke it (definitely didn't get more or special attention) and he doesn't have the faculties to change himself

(I know it was just a joke, but I was on a roll)

[IamFogHat]

That Fez sure is an odd duck.

[Melk]

The problem with the idea of encouraging kids that they should be tougher is that being in public schools in the US is like living in a prison. You cannot escape a major problem without tattling, resulting to violence, or having parents who live autonomously enough that they can move at the drop of a hat when shit gets heated. To review:

1) Tell on the bully.
2) Fight.
3) Move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

[LeedsJr]

Your right, Ron, it's all the fault of the kids who are being bullied. :wallbash:

[Melk]

Oh, I thought this was something recent. That is fucked up.
It wasn't that long ago, but I was teaching in a country where hiring a lawyer on contingency was not an option. If a parent wanted to get revenge on a teacher, he or she would simply complain to the PTA or the Board of Education. In the case of people in their final years of teaching, they knew that even if they were taken out of a school or fired they were still legally entitled to their pensions. Teachers younger than 55 wouldn't dream of raising their hands toward a student.