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disneyspy
03-30-2012, 06:42 AM
mornin buddays,snowing here

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Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 06:45 AM
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:bye:

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 06:49 AM
:bye: misti,where ma other ninjas at?

A.J.
03-30-2012, 06:49 AM
Ninja please.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 06:54 AM
so it started snowing here a half hour ago and we're already up to an inch thats stuck

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 06:57 AM
Howdy ya'll! :bye:

How's it hanging?

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 06:58 AM
i left my regular headphones at home today. when i was looking around for then i was nervous because without them, i cant listen to the show. i found my super spare back up pair at the bottom of my purse. they cut my ears a little because the rubber cushions fell off long ago, but they still work dammit! :o

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 06:58 AM
Howdy ya'll! :bye:

How's it hanging?

short, shriveled, and to the left?

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 06:59 AM
i left my regular headphones at home today. when i was looking around for then i was nervous because without them, i cant listen to the show. i found my super spare back up pair at the bottom of my purse. they cut my ears a little because the rubber cushions fell off long ago, but they still work dammit! :o

that a girl - taking pain for the show.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:00 AM
short, shriveled, and to the left?

haha - ugggg....

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:00 AM
that a girl - taking pain for the show.

i always seem to be taking it for the team. :o

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:00 AM
i left my regular headphones at home today. when i was looking around for then i was nervous because without them, i cant listen to the show. i found my super spare back up pair at the bottom of my purse. they cut my ears a little because the rubber cushions fell off long ago, but they still work dammit! :o

have you tries using toilet paper?

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:01 AM
have you tries using toilet paper?

:huh:

contrary to popular belief, my ears are not located on my ass :o

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:03 AM
:huh:

contrary to popular belief, my ears are not located on my ass :o

hahahaha :laugh:

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:04 AM
:huh:

take a square,lick it lightly,wrap around bud,tear,do the same to the other,i have that problem with my work pair and it makes it comfy

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:05 AM
and i'm not saying you don't listen for shit

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:05 AM
Boom Boom Boom Boom!

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:05 AM
take a square,lick it lightly,wrap around bud,tear,do the same to the other,i have that problem with my work pair and it makes it comfy

my ear holes(?) (along with a lot of other holes on my person) are really small. there wouldnt be room for that.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:07 AM
b b king for those of you that dont know

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:08 AM
if i hit the mega millions i'm moving to hawaii and building my own private golf course

A.J.
03-30-2012, 07:09 AM
b b king for those of you that dont know

Nope. John Lee Hooker.

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Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:09 AM
if i hit the mega millions i'm moving to hawaii and building my own private golf course

can you pay my bills first? pleeeeease?

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:09 AM
Just think of how many people that think that they are going to win and its just random chance.

I predict that there will be multiple winners for this draw.
And I will be one of them :king:

If I do win Im coming to NY and we gonna have a partaaaaaaaaaay!
I'll buy the drinks

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:10 AM
Nope. John Lee Hooker.

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well i am a nice guy from a nice family

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:10 AM
can you pay my bills first? pleeeeease?

if theyre not over 100,000 then yes

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:10 AM
Just think of how many people that think that they are going to win and its just random chance.

I predict that there will be multiple winners for this draw.
And I will be one of them :king:

If I do win Im coming to NY and we gonna have a partaaaaaaaaaay!
I'll buy the drinks

pay my bills first. pleeeeeeease.

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:11 AM
if theyre not over 100,000 then yes

nowhere near.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:12 AM
pay my bills first. pleeeeeeease.

OK - party on hold till I get Misti's bills paid.

And, I will throw in a little "walking around" money to boot for ya.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:13 AM
Just us 3 in the tree house today it looks like.

Let's play some cards

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:13 AM
i once had the first 3 numbers as i looked at a ticket and thought i was going to have an instant heart attack,then the biggest let down as i had no other numbers

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:16 AM
when going through some stuff my mom had after she died I found a number written down for lottery.

I always play that number and hope that it will hit someday.

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:16 AM
i remember hearing that 123456 has just as much a chacne of popping up as numbers out of sequence.

you play any numbers you want, fezzie!

A.J.
03-30-2012, 07:18 AM
i remember hearing that 123456 has just as much a chacne of popping up as numbers out of sequence.

you play any numbers you want, fezzie!

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Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:18 AM
exactly :smoke:

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:19 AM
you have a better chance of golfing two hole in ones than hitting the jackpot

and ive never had a hole in one

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:19 AM
i remember hearing that 123456 has just as much a chacne of popping up as numbers out of sequence.

you play any numbers you want, fezzie!

probability is the same - yep

Furtherman
03-30-2012, 07:21 AM
Yikes... I don't know if I can watch that video.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:22 AM
you have a better chance of golfing two hole in ones than hitting the jackpot

and ive never had a hole in one

you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, crashing in an airplane, getting attacked by a great white, abducted by aliens, finding the Linburgh baby and having the love of your life coming back to be with you forever - than winning this lottery.

BUT, people do win and ya cant win if ya dont play!

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:22 AM
that guy sreaming like that? hmm no thanks. :down:

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:22 AM
Yikes... I don't know if I can watch that video.

its kinda funny

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Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:23 AM
you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, crashing in an airplane, getting attacked by a great white, abducted by aliens, finding the Linburgh baby and having the love of your life coming back to be with you forever - than winning this lottery.

BUT, people do win and ya cant win if ya dont play!

you gotta be in it to win it.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:24 AM
wonder why chicks dont like the violence like us dudes do?
Had a girl over the other night and was going to buy the girl with the dragon tattoo to wathc but she said no way. She read the book and said it was too violent for her - so we watched something else instead.

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:24 AM
nsfw tags?

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:25 AM
wonder why chicks dont like the violence like us dudes do?
Had a girl over the other night and was going to buy the girl with the dragon tattoo to wathc but she said no way. She read the book and said it was too violent for her - so we watched something else instead.

i can watch violence in movies and tv, since i have that mental protection that its fake. its the real stuff thats different.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:27 AM
i can watch violence in movies and tv, since i have that mental protection that its fake. its the real stuff thats different.

This is why I think you are the coolest! You have brain power - most of the gals I know are lacking in that department.

But maybe thats why they come around me - the smart ones know better. :down:

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:27 AM
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Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:28 AM
haaahahaha! youre an asshole, spy :laugh:

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:28 AM
Shit - deer are such social animals. I spend 100's of hours each year hunting them and they always amaze me.

sailor
03-30-2012, 07:31 AM
i remember hearing that 123456 has just as much a chacne of popping up as numbers out of sequence.

you play any numbers you want, fezzie!

Jimmy did the same bit this morning.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:32 AM
hi

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:32 AM
Jimmy did the same bit this morning.

i'll have to take your word for it, since i didnt listen to the show :o

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:32 AM
a crazy old koot just bid 771 on price is right and hit it on the money

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:32 AM
letting a horse fuck you dosent make you gay.

me thinks thou dost protest too much. :huh:

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:35 AM
centaur hicks seems very knowledgeable on horse sex :unsure:

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:36 AM
me thinks thou dost protest too much. :huh:

damnit - I tried to remove my thought before it was too late...

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:37 AM
Haha - Fez called Zito wife

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:38 AM
When I was in business with my cousin I was very sensitive to not say partner.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:39 AM
When I was in business with my cousin I was very sensitive to not say partner.

she musta been jealous of your sister

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:40 AM
a crazy old koot just bid 771 on price is right and hit it on the money

I thought crazy old koots were the only ones to watch Price is Right

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:40 AM
she musta been jealous of your sister

oh Spy!

a man bangs his step sisters and he can never live it down.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:41 AM
I thought crazy old koots were the only ones to watch Price is Right

i didnt tivo anything that you dont need sound for yesterday

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:41 AM
Id play AC/DC for Hicks

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:42 AM
i didnt tivo anything that you dont need sound for yesterday

ahhh - gotcha

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:42 AM
is that earl? :unsure:

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:42 AM
i don't know anybody that wont listen to stevie wonder

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:43 AM
is that earl? :unsure:

black earl,if you're nasty

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:43 AM
I cant wait to get me a new ride when I will this lottery.

Im going for a black Cadillac Escalade - might go ahead and get it today.

spankyfrank
03-30-2012, 07:43 AM
i don't know anybody that wont listen to stevie wonder

I think it depends on which era. Early Stevie is generally fantastic. Once You get to I just called. I think you start to loose people

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:47 AM
I think it depends on which era. Early Stevie is generally fantastic. Once You get to I just called. I think you start to loose people

you're kinda right but i only own 3 CDs that i have in my car and when i give people rides they really have no choice,its stevie wonders greatest,the big chill soundtrack or van halen van halen

spankyfrank
03-30-2012, 07:47 AM
you're kinda right but i only own 3 CDs that i have in my car and when i give people rides they really have no choice,its stevie wonders greatest,the big chill soundtrack or van halen van halen

Those two out of three ain't bad.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:48 AM
you're kinda right but i only own 3 CDs that i have in my car and when i give people rides they really have no choice,its stevie wonders greatest,the big chill soundtrack or van halen van halen

Cant go wrong with the Rolling Stones greatest hits for go-to car music either :smoke:

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:48 AM
Those two out of three ain't bad.

meat loaf

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 07:48 AM
Cant go wrong with the Rolling Stones greatest hits for go-to car music either :smoke:

now you know what to send me for christmas

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:49 AM
meat loaf

fuckin' starving

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:49 AM
i fucking HATE hootie and the blowhards .... but, i kinda like darius rucker in country music.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:50 AM
now you know what to send me for christmas

putting it on the list

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:51 AM
fuckin' starving

yeah, this dieting sucks. I want to eat so much bad stuff like meatloaf - that I am angry.
getting ready to go get another fucking salad I guess for lunch :sad:

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:52 AM
haha - im just thinking of Cartman yelling "floor fight!"

IamFogHat
03-30-2012, 07:55 AM
Right on target so direct.

Hi buddays. Happy Friday:bye:

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 07:56 AM
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you can get these as shirts from the oatemal website.

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CountryBob
03-30-2012, 07:57 AM
Right on target so direct.

Hi buddays. Happy Friday:bye:

hello - Foggster :bye:

now for lunch...

IamFogHat
03-30-2012, 07:58 AM
I liked Billy Joel when I was a little kid, now I can't stand him.

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:00 AM
Misti, what time you going tomorrow?

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:01 AM
hey sriracha fans:

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you can get these as shirts from the oatemal website.

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haha! nice! I was cussing Siracha last night as I over doused my cabbage I was fixin and was burning up!

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:03 AM
i'll have to take your word for it, since i didnt listen to the show :o

Would I ever lie to you?

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 08:05 AM
Misti, what time you going tomorrow?

idk yet

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:07 AM
haha! nice! I was cussing Siracha last night as I over doused my cabbage I was fixin and was burning up!

By far the best condiment ever. I remember when you could only order it via mail from the company.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 08:12 AM
looks like jj abrams is losing alcatraz but getting a 5th season of fringe

Furtherman
03-30-2012, 08:18 AM
looks like jj abrams is losing alcatraz but getting a 5th season of fringe

Alcatraz was already renewed.

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:22 AM
I thought no one watched fringe anymore.

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:24 AM
Inside man was too confusing. And pepper gave the least enthusiastic "yeah I liked it" ever.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 08:26 AM
I thought no one watched fringe anymore.

they tried a new gimmick with a hashtag and it trended on twitter so it looks like it will be back,kinda pissed about alcatraz cuz that season finale withe car chase thru the streets of san fran was fantastic

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 08:26 AM
Alcatraz was already renewed.

i wish but its dead

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:29 AM
Stop talking about Alcatraz!

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:31 AM
Spike is overrated.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:33 AM
Sorry but I never think of Spike Lee as a great director

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:36 AM
I thought no one watched fringe anymore.

I do - Anna Torv lover over here

IamFogHat
03-30-2012, 08:37 AM
Is Fez out sick today?

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:38 AM
Sorry but I never think of Spike Lee as a great director

See?!

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:38 AM
I do - Anna Torv lover over here

But I heard (on here) that the ratings are below shit.

IamFogHat
03-30-2012, 08:39 AM
Oh there he is.

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:39 AM
Oh there he is.

He was great early on. Sports and movies ain't his thing.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:39 AM
I bet earl likes every movie spike has made

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:41 AM
But I heard (on here) that the ratings are below shit.

I blame the 9pm Friday night time slot for a lot of reasons

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 08:41 AM
But I heard (on here) that the ratings are below shit.

the NCAA tournament kicked the shit out of all shows,watch,it will be the highest rated friday show again after tonight

Furtherman
03-30-2012, 08:41 AM
Alcatraz was already renewed.

i wish but its dead

I guess I was thinking about its full season order for this year, not next.

But I heard (on here) that the ratings are below shit.

I thought no one watched fringe anymore.

Fringe's ratings are low. It's on a Friday too... the lowest rating night of the week. I'd say from a business standpoint, Alcatraz would be the better bet to keep going, but then again, this is FOX we're talking about.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:42 AM
Ron - make fez do homework and start watching some of these movies

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:44 AM
I never knew mars blackmon as anything but a cartoon character from the Nike spots.

jennysmurf
03-30-2012, 08:46 AM
I'm still giggling when Ron calls Pepper a centaur out of nowhere. I'm easily entertained.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:46 AM
If no one wins this lottery tonight it mIght be a billion by next Tuesday

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 08:51 AM
Kinda forgot - 3 heart attacks and 5 stints! Damn Fezzie!

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 08:51 AM
i think if i hit the lottery i'd have to take the payments cuz half a billion seems like too much money to get all at once

sailor
03-30-2012, 08:55 AM
There's no way fez is only nine years older than me!

jennysmurf
03-30-2012, 08:58 AM
There's no way fez is only nine years older than me!

I don't know, you're pretty old. Not disneyspy old, but old.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:00 AM
I don't know, you're pretty old. Not disneyspy old, but old.

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sailor
03-30-2012, 09:00 AM
I don't know, you're pretty old. Not disneyspy old, but old.

Sure, but fez HAS to be DS old!

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:01 AM
Who's this clown dj with his own channel and why advertise it here?

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 09:04 AM
i think if i hit the lottery i'd have to take the payments cuz half a billion seems like too much money to get all at once

^ totally. that and get a financial planner. that way, you get to make financial mistakes in the beginning without losing everything. it takes time to learn how to handle that much money.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:04 AM
i kinda feel bad for stanupshaw,its his/her birthday too but no one will start a bday thread for him/her

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:10 AM
i think if i hit the lottery i'd have to take the payments cuz half a billion seems like too much money to get all at once

Ive thought of this as well - but be ready to be called an idiot by the world if you take the yearly installments.

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:11 AM
O&a always said they wanted to do afternoons on k-rock, said it would have been a perfect set-up, but Howard squashed it.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:12 AM
so are the rock and roll hall of fame nominations out?

last year i was listening to the we cant mention eddie trunk show and everytime ron started saying eddie trunk they would go to van halen song,i have to admit i couldnt quit laughing cuz WJRR in orlando used to do the same thing when i called

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:18 AM
so are the rock and roll hall of fame nominations out?

last year i was listening to the we cant mention eddie trunk show and everytime ron started saying eddie trunk they would go to van halen song,i have to admit i couldnt quit laughing cuz WJRR in orlando used to do the same thing when i called

Good one, Tyra!

A.J.
03-30-2012, 09:19 AM
That show with Al Dukes and Rob Halford was one of the funniest R&F shows ever.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:21 AM
I have never enjoyed E Trunk on any show.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:25 AM
Good one, Tyra!

:unsure:

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:33 AM
OK - one crazy story this Friday....

I used to sell cars years ago and one winter night myself and another salesman was closing the used car building. It was about 30 minutes from closing and I had went into the back for a minute or two. When I came back I wanted to fuck with the other guy cause he was an atheist that had turned Christian and I knew him before he changed. he had been all high and mighty and I knew how wild and crazy he was years before - his nickname back then was Goddamnit.

So, I was walking into the showroom and it was just him sitting there and I yelled out to him....
"Lets say you go out to the bar tonight and find the hottest chick you have ever seen. She's into you and you go back to your place and after making out she gets naked and has a bigger cock than you do. What do you do? Do you suck her fucking cock and let her bang you up your ass etc etc???

His face was in mortal terror and didnt say anything. I then heard a noise and turned to my right and here was an elderly couple and their daughter and her husband standing there with their jaws dropped! They had come in the showroom while I was in the back and had been in the bathroom hallway and had heard everything!

I just didnt say a word, grabbed my keys off my desk and walked out. Next day, the owner had me come to his office and once he started scolding me he couldnt quit laughing. Even though they complained he just told me to be careful when Im blabbing my filthy mouth.

Ahhh memories...

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:33 AM
That show with Al Dukes and Rob Halford was one of the funniest R&F shows ever.

agreed,another must listen show

i'm glad that i'm almost to 04 cuz i enjoy here the best of shows from back then

Melk
03-30-2012, 09:33 AM
Steel Panther is a spoof, huh?

So were the Beastie Boys. Look where they are now.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:37 AM
metal talk just bores the shit out of me.

I dont give a rats ass if Foreigner dosent have original members.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:37 AM
OK - one crazy story this Friday....

I used to sell cars years ago and one winter night myself and another salesman was closing the used car building. It was about 30 minutes from closing and I had went into the back for a minute or two. When I came back I wanted to fuck with the other guy cause he was an atheist that had turned Christian and I knew him before he changed. he had been all high and mighty and I knew how wild and crazy he was years before - his nickname back then was Goddamnit.

So, I was walking into the showroom and it was just him sitting there and I yelled out to him....
"Lets say you go out to the bar tonight and find the hottest chick you have ever seen. She's into you and you go back to your place and after making out she gets naked and has a bigger cock than you do. What do you do? Do you suck her fucking cock and let her bang you up your ass etc etc???

His face was in mortal terror and didnt say anything. I then heard a noise and turned to my right and here was an elderly couple and their daughter and her husband standing there with their jaws dropped! They had come in the showroom while I was in the back and had been in the bathroom hallway and had heard everything!

I just didnt say a word, grabbed my keys off my desk and walked out. Next day, the owner had me come to his office and once he started scolding me he couldnt quit laughing. Even though they complained he just told me to be careful when Im blabbing my filthy mouth.

Ahhh memories...

i had a best friend that would get totally embarassed when someone swore in front of strangers so if we were in a store or pizza place i would go into full torrets mode and watch his face turn red and wouldnt be able to talk

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:37 AM
i had a best friend that would get totally embarassed when someone swore in front of strangers so if we were in a store or pizza place i would go into full torrets mode and watch his face turn red and wouldnt be able to talk

strange that Im not a bully but I do love to fuck with people when they have an issue like this.

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:40 AM
Love all these old school stories.

A.J.
03-30-2012, 09:40 AM
Rush is the only "original" band still around that I can think of.

Oh yeah, Aerosmith.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:41 AM
Rush is the only "original" band still around that I can think of.

Oh yeah, Aerosmith.

oh shit eddie just faced you

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:43 AM
Love all these old school stories.

really?

it amazes me that people like to know all of this knowledge about bands and the musicians.

Music - ya like it.

Who gives a fuck where Ronnie Dio shit last.

OK - Im done bithcing about this now. Maybe Crazed will call in and yell at Ron to get back to the funny.

jennysmurf
03-30-2012, 09:44 AM
"Wolfie?" Blech.

A.J.
03-30-2012, 09:45 AM
oh shit eddie just faced you

Yeah, I forgot about John Rutsey on the first album. That's a sneaky one.

jennysmurf
03-30-2012, 09:45 AM
really?

it amazes me that people like to know all of this knowledge about bands and the musicians.

Music - ya like it.

Who gives a fuck where Ronnie Dio shit last.

OK - Im done bithcing about this now. Maybe Crazed will call in and yell at Ron to get back to the funny.

You're forgetting that this is Sailor--he's just now commenting on the FM stories that they were talking about earlier.

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:47 AM
really?

it amazes me that people like to know all of this knowledge about bands and the musicians.

Music - ya like it.

Who gives a fuck where Ronnie Dio shit last.

OK - Im done bithcing about this now. Maybe Crazed will call in and yell at Ron to get back to the funny.

Definitely love the music talk, but I was more talking about the old school r&f/o&a stuff.

PerryWinkle
03-30-2012, 09:47 AM
:drunk:

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:47 AM
You're forgetting that this is Sailor--he's just now commenting on the FM stories that they were talking about earlier.

I've got a busy work schedule. And you know only DS uses that joke!

And it's a lower-case "s"

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 09:48 AM
i was trying to pay my federal student loans just now and saw a notice that said they were refusing payments from me and no longer have records on my account.

then i get an email a few minutes later stating that they transferred my account to the missouri state government. :blink:

Melk
03-30-2012, 09:49 AM
People don't care about Peter and Ace getting replaced, but they want to know that they will see the same Bozo and Cookie when they pay to see "The Bozo Show."

I actually like the current Van Halen, but I don't really care about Eddie being happy one way or the other. He was happy with Haggar and even Cherone.

PerryWinkle
03-30-2012, 09:49 AM
i was trying to pay my federal student loans just now and saw a notice that said they were refusing payments from me and no longer have records on my account.

then i get an email a few minutes later stating that they transferred my account to the missouri state government. :blink:

I always thought you were a NY girl.

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:49 AM
:unsure:

(making it all about you)

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:50 AM
I always thought you were a NY girl.

She only moved here from the Midwest a few years ago.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:51 AM
i was trying to pay my federal student loans just now and saw a notice that said they were refusing payments from me and no longer have records on my account.

then i get an email a few minutes later stating that they transferred my account to the missouri state government. :blink:

ID Theft?

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:52 AM
I always thought you were a NY girl.

shhhh maybe she'll think shes from the 'show me state'

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 09:52 AM
I always thought you were a NY girl.

i am! i dont know why it would be transferred to missouri. i havent even flown over that state :blink:

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 09:52 AM
Why are you yelling Eddie?

You goofy fuck

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:53 AM
(making it all about you)

well forgive me for sharing a show related memory

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 09:54 AM
well forgive me for sharing a show related memory

tyra...

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 09:54 AM
tyra...

show us your flogging mollys!!

jennysmurf
03-30-2012, 09:56 AM
Gots all kinds of stuffs to do, so I'm tapping out early. Be good!:bye:

Melk
03-30-2012, 09:57 AM
Why are you yelling Eddie?

You goofy fuck
Again, he is angry that KISS is not in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

It is like Gordon Ramsey being angry that McDonald's isn't mentioned in Zagats

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:59 AM
show us your flogging mollys!!

Way to not use the show me state joke.

sailor
03-30-2012, 09:59 AM
Again, he is angry that KISS is not in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

It is like Gordon Ramsey being angry that McDonald's isn't mentioned in Zagats

No, it's not.

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 09:59 AM
show us your flogging mollys!!

that avatar is what you should be:

http://tffclan.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/retired.jpg

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 10:00 AM
Way to not use the show me state joke.

you're a dick and you should leave our thread, you troll

Melk
03-30-2012, 10:01 AM
No, it's not.
It is.

KISS is overrated.

PerryWinkle
03-30-2012, 10:04 AM
She only moved here from the Midwest a few years ago.

that explains the accent

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 10:04 AM
It is.

KISS is overrated.

but they were pretty big back in the 70s

PerryWinkle
03-30-2012, 10:06 AM
oh fez, that was an awful name.

PerryWinkle
03-30-2012, 10:06 AM
but they were pretty big back in the 70s

you would know pops

Melk
03-30-2012, 10:08 AM
but they were pretty big back in the 70s
The New Kids on the Block were huge in the late 80s but you won't see me advocating for their entry into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 10:09 AM
The New Kids on the Block were huge in the late 80s but you won't see me advocating for their entry into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

good point

Melk
03-30-2012, 10:09 AM
Marc Cuban Missile Crisis? It is like every gag from MAD Magazine.

I should have called my team, "The Ron and Blech Show!"

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:11 AM
It is.

KISS is overrated.

I was never a fan, but it's as valid to argue for them as anyone else you're a fan of. I'm WAY more bothered by Rush not being in.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 10:18 AM
Oh Boy!

I just got a call from a company looking to interview me for a associate director HR position next week.

Big $ increase but big aggravation compared to what I am doing.

Really excited!

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:19 AM
Marc Cuban Missile Crisis? It is like every gag from MAD Magazine.

I should have called my team, "The Ron and Blech Show!"

Reminds me of the brian jonestown massacre

Warren Peace
03-30-2012, 10:21 AM
This is the documentary that Eddie Trunk was talking about. Worth checking out to see what Anthony Cumia will look in 5 years:

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CountryBob
03-30-2012, 10:25 AM
This is the documentary that Eddie Trunk was talking about. Worth checking out to see what Anthony Cumia will look in 5 years:

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hahaha - Ant in 5 years!

Melk
03-30-2012, 10:27 AM
I was never a fan, but it's as valid to argue for them as anyone else you're a fan of. I'm WAY more bothered by Rush not being in.
I'll agree with you there. The overall musical craftsmanship of Rush is far and away deserving of a place in the HOF.

If we were awarding Clio Awards, I would throw one at Gene Simmons immediately.

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:27 AM
I'll agree with you there. The overall musical craftsmanship of Rush is far and away deserving of a place in the HOF.

If we were awarding Clio Awards, I would throw one at Gene Simmons immediately.

Ha, on Clio awards!

Melk
03-30-2012, 10:29 AM
This is the documentary that Eddie Trunk was talking about. Worth checking out to see what Anthony Cumia will look in 5 years:

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Gallagher looks absolutely terrible. Three heart attacks will do that to you.

A.J.
03-30-2012, 10:30 AM
I was never a fan, but it's as valid to argue for them as anyone else you're a fan of. I'm WAY more bothered by Rush not being in.

I'll agree with you there. The overall musical craftsmanship of Rush is far and away deserving of a place in the HOF.

Same with Deep Purple.

Deep Purple live from 1970-1974 blew nearly everyone else away.

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:34 AM
Same with Deep Purple.

Deep Purple live from 1970-1974 blew nearly everyone else away.

I'm not that old, DS.

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:35 AM
That's Gallagher?! He really does look like a much older Ant.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 10:36 AM
Gallagher looks absolutely terrible. Three heart attacks will do that to you.

who was that in that vid?

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:36 AM
I thought they were gonna have the verve pipe in.

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 10:37 AM
I'm not that old, DS.

For the record - I just turned 41. .:smoke:
So haters be hatin.

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:38 AM
I almost like this song, but in the end it's boring (to me).

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:39 AM
For the record - I just turned 41. .:smoke:
So haters be hatin.

6 days...

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:41 AM
Alright, I've had enough. Time to catch up on my podcasts. Have a great weekend. See some of y'all tomorrow.

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:42 AM
4iar!

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 10:46 AM
:drunk: hooray!

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 10:50 AM
damn,i was hoping they'd play BITTERSWEET

CountryBob
03-30-2012, 10:52 AM
Im out - have a great one jokers.

If ya lucky - you just might see me in the drunk thread over the weekend....

:bye:

disneyspy
03-30-2012, 10:53 AM
alright buddays,hope everyone has a good weekend,looks like my short unemployment ends tommorow

C'YA!!

Misteriosa
03-30-2012, 10:55 AM
enjoy the weekend, buddays :bye:

sailor
03-30-2012, 10:58 AM
damn,i was hoping they'd play BITTERSWEET

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