Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/24/12 - Don't even tell me a cat has lips

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 RON 0 FEZ

A song about a cat by Mikey Erg's girlfriend.

[CountryBob]

Mornin' :bye:

Just had the "company trying to keep you from leaving by offering you more money" conference call.

If I was worth more money then why in the hell didnt ya pay me more to start with?

Lets just say it didnt work....

[Misteriosa]

but they totally do!!

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[Misteriosa]

Mornin' :bye:

Just had the "company trying to keep you from leaving by offering you more money" conference call.

If I was worth more money then why in the hell didnt ya pay me more to start with?

Lets just say it didnt work....

im glad. nothing good come out of accepting the counteroffer. you then become "the guy who stayed for the cash and not loyalty"

[LeedsJr]

Mornin' :bye:

Just had the "company trying to keep you from leaving by offering you more money" conference call.

If I was worth more money then why in the hell didnt ya pay me more to start with?

Lets just say it didnt work....

I always hated that discussion.

Your current employer is basically asking you to go back on your word with your new employer for money.

What are they saying about your character when they make that offer? :nono:

[IamFogHat]

Hiiiiiiiii.

[A.J.]

This thread title has a pu**y joke in there somewhere -- but I'm afraid of Misti.

[A.J.]

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[realmenhatelife]

but they totally do!!

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In 10 minutes Sailor will set you straight.

[Misteriosa]

In 10 minutes Sailor will set you straight.

well if he think he's gonna get a rise outta me he's SORELY MISTAKEN!


also, your thread title was very approriate for today's song. :happy:

[IamFogHat]

This thread title has a pu**y joke in there somewhere -- but I'm afraid of Misti.

Cbob wanted to get blown by a cat for some reason last night.

[LeedsJr]

Cbob wanted to get blown by a cat for some reason last night.

Again?

[realmenhatelife]

well if he think he's gonna get a rise outta me he's SORELY MISTAKEN!


also, your thread title was very approriate for today's song. :happy:

I know, we're prohphetic again. 2 cat songs.

[Misteriosa]

This thread title has a pu**y joke in there somewhere -- but I'm afraid of Misti.

don't make me sic my glamazons on you

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[CountryBob]

Again?

Hey - it told me it was a dog and I was drunk! :ohmy:

[realmenhatelife]

I cant find this stupid video anywhere, I hate every time I'm tricked to going to the i bang.

[LeedsJr]

Hey - it told me it was a dog and I was drunk! :ohmy:

Oh, well that's perfectly understandable. :lol:


Oh, god.

Blowhard, blowhard, blowhard...

Fuckin' blowhard, blowhard, blowhard...

Fuckin' BLOWHARD!

[realmenhatelife]

Just so you have some perspective on Blowhard, he's talking about John Mayberry, whose SON that I'll bet wasn't born at the time of this story currently plays for the Phillies.

[IamFogHat]

I cant find this stupid video anywhere, I hate every time I'm tricked to going to the i bang.

It's on the right
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[sailor]

Mornin' :bye:

Just had the "company trying to keep you from leaving by offering you more money" conference call.

If I was worth more money then why in the hell didnt ya pay me more to start with?

Lets just say it didnt work....

Yeah, they say you should never take that offer.

[A.J.]

I have to agree with Blowhard about baseball in Tampa. Then again, I guess even I wouldn't want to go to that dump of a ballpark either.

[LeedsJr]

This psychology caller is even more boring than blowhard. :blink:

[sailor]

In 10 minutes Sailor will set you straight.

Those are gums.

[realmenhatelife]

It's on the right
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Thanks Foggy.

And yeah that guy should know better, that ball was too close to being in play.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, they say you should never take that offer.

You're thinking of "Let's make a deal."

[LeedsJr]

Pointless discussion.

The Dodgers aren't coming back, and the Mets don't have a fan base. :smile:

[IamFogHat]

You're thinking of "Let's make a deal."

You're thinking of Deal or no Deal.

[LeedsJr]

Oh, please hand this hayseed caller his ass, Fez.

[IamFogHat]

Shit's getting real.
Not really...

[sailor]

You're thinking of "Let's make a deal."

Ha. As he said, they could have given more mony before, but underpaid you - by their own admission. Plus, they will not trust you afterwords; they know you are someone who thy could lose at any moment. Most of the time you will be out of there within 6 months of the raise anyway.

[sailor]

Gang-areen? Lol

[sailor]

Ha, it's like Ron was talking to underdog saying fez should take the opposite side of the argument because he was gonna cause people to switch to the wrong side of that Hunger Games story.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha. As he said, they could have given more mony before, but underpaid you - by their own admission. Plus, they will not trust you afterwords; they know you are someone who thy could lose at any moment. Most of the time you will be out of there within 6 months of the raise anyway.

I agree, if you're ready to leave to the point where you got another job you should just beat feet.

[IamFogHat]

I agree, if you're ready to leave to the point where you got another job you should just beat feet.

Or beat your meat.

[Misteriosa]

Or beat your meat.

^^^

[Misteriosa]

twerking? yeah i SURE her church approves :lol:

and idk if i can look up twerk dancing on the work computer. :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

Or beat your meat.

Well now that he isn't working there anymore you know he's owning that bathroom for his last two weeks.

[sailor]

twerking? yeah i SURE her church approves :lol:

and idk if i can look up twerk dancing on the work computer. :unsure:

Um, sounds like HIS church.

[LeedsJr]

Or beat your meat.

He doesn't need any encouragement in that area.

[Misteriosa]

Um, sounds like HIS church.

haaaaaa!! sounded like a girl to me.

[IamFogHat]

twerking? yeah i SURE her church approves :lol:

and idk if i can look up twerk dancing on the work computer. :unsure:

That's bullying.

[realmenhatelife]

twerking? yeah i SURE her church approves :lol:

and idk if i can look up twerk dancing on the work computer. :unsure:

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[IamFogHat]

Do you think Fez is about to tear the armrest off his chair right now?

[sailor]

haaaaaa!! sounded like a girl to me.

Oh, exactly. I think that's the point.

And apparently twerking is working your ass dancing. Like the whole "booty popping."

[LeedsJr]

That may be the most disturbing video they've ever posted. :help:

I half expect the FBI to visit my office for visiting that web page. :surrender:

[Misteriosa]

Oh, exactly. I think that's the point.

And apparently twerking is working your ass dancing. Like the whole "booty popping."

i know EXACTLY what twerking is.

(Im not that good at it, but i still practice)

[sailor]

Sounds like this kid is twerking for the weekend, amirite?!

[LeedsJr]

i know EXACTLY what twerking is.

(Im not that good at it, but i still practice)

I think CBob just passed out because all the blood left his brain. :lol:

[A.J.]

haaaaaa!! sounded like a girl to me.

And he still will in 10 years.

[sailor]

i know EXACTLY what twerking is.

(Im not that good at it, but i still practice)

Got it. Thought you were talking about looking it up to figure out what it was. Now I see the error of my ways.

[Misteriosa]

Sounds like this kid is twerking for the weekend, amirite?!

that was so bad i HAD to laugh :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

I think CBob just passed out because all the blood left his brain. :lol:

:flush:

[CountryBob]

I think CBob just passed out because all the blood left his brain. :lol:

havent been able to listen to the show yet today - been doing an interview for my replacement here... sorry must have missed a good one.

[sailor]

that was so bad i HAD to laugh :tongue:

Filling in for the tragic loss of DS.

[IamFogHat]

I think we can expect twink twerking to become a regular part of our vernacular now.

[realmenhatelife]

Twerk videos make me feel like I dont do nearly enough core work.

[Misteriosa]

Twerk videos make me feel like I dont do nearly enough core work.

its a lot of lower back work too. :o

[sailor]

I think we can expect twink twerking to become a regular part of our vernacular now.

Twirking?

[LeedsJr]

havent been able to listen to the show yet today - been doing an interview for my replacement here... sorry must have missed a good one.

Not on the show, Misti was telling us all about her twerking.

[LeedsJr]

Twirking?

Twirnking? (Doesn't exactly roll of the tongue.)

[A.J.]

I think we can expect twink twerking to become a regular part of our vernacular now.

Fez is twerking off.

[Misteriosa]

Fez is twerking off.

i'd pay cash to see fezzie try twerking. :laugh:

[CountryBob]

Not on the show, Misti was telling us all about her twerking.

I havent been able to understand what Twerking actually is - :unsure:

[sailor]

I think the nfl is doing what they reasonably can to keep players safe.

[IamFogHat]

Speaking of jerking off, I'm gonna go shower.

[A.J.]

I think the nfl is doing what they reasonably can to keep players safe.

The human body wasn't designed to take that kind of punishment. It's like trying to protect race car drivers. There's only so much "protection" you can provide.

[Misteriosa]

ok i just watched a little bit of that kid's video and i need some brain bleach.

but i can definately twerk better than him.

[sailor]

The human body wasn't designed to take that kind of punishment. It's like trying to protect race car drivers. There's only so much "protection" you can provide.

I think we're on the same side of this issue.

[realmenhatelife]

ok i just watched a little bit of that kid's video and i need some brain bleach.

but i can definately twerk better than him.

Are you going to make a challenge video and call him out on his twerk skills?

[sailor]

ok i just watched a little bit of that kid's video and i need some brain bleach.

but i can definately twerk better than him.

Twerk it!

[IamFogHat]

Are you going to make a challenge video and call him out on his twerk skills?

Preferably dressed like the Wii Fit hoola hoop girl.

[LeedsJr]

I think the nfl is doing what they reasonably can to keep players safe.

I think they could be doing a lot more to take care of retired players.

[Misteriosa]

Are you going to make a challenge video and call him out on his twerk skills?

no.

[jennysmurf]

Preferably dressed like the Wii Fit hoola hoop girl.

Picking up the creep baton today?

[realmenhatelife]

If there's no Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer I call bullshit.

[IamFogHat]

Picking up the creep baton today?

Just trying to get some larfs.:down:

[realmenhatelife]

no.

Then he's still the king.

[IamFogHat]

Then he's still the queen.

Fixed.

[LeedsJr]

If there's no Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer I call bullshit.

I'd put both of those over Say Anything.

[sailor]

I think they could be doing a lot more to take care of retired players.

I think a lot of that falls on the union. It's very shortsighted that they don't do more for the older guys.

[sailor]

Loved grosse pointe.

[jennysmurf]

I havent been able to understand what Twerking actually is - :unsure:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twerk

[A.J.]

I'd put both of those over Say Anything.

I went to see that on my first date with my first girlfriend.

[realmenhatelife]

I'd put both of those over Say Anything.

Me too, I do not care for those maudlin 80s teen movies. For me it's all about the 80s gross out comedy.

[LeedsJr]

I think a lot of that falls on the union. It's very shortsighted that they don't do more for the older guys.

I think it falls on the union to make it a bigger issue in collective bargaining, but I think the owners should be paying. They make enough money off the players.

[realmenhatelife]

I went to see that on my first date with my first girlfriend.

In like flynn? Cusack did all the work.

[jennysmurf]

"High Fidelity" got me back into The Cusak. I had loved him in "Better Off Dead" and "One Crazy Summer," but this was the first one that reminded me how much I loved him.

[LeedsJr]

I think the Unmasked hint was Bobcat Goldthwait.

[IamFogHat]

John Cusack is moist?

[sailor]

The ice cream place serendipity is so over-rated.

[realmenhatelife]

Isnt the problem with Being John Malcovich that it stinks?

[jennysmurf]

The ice cream place serendipity is so over-rated.

Hush yo mouf! That frozen hot chocolate is immaculate!

[realmenhatelife]

I think the Unmasked hint was Bobcat Goldthwait.

Or that one fat murray brother.

[sailor]

I think it falls on the union to make it a bigger issue in collective bargaining, but I think the owners should be paying. They make enough money off the players.

What percentage of the league revenue goes to the players? Isn't it over half?

[IamFogHat]

Isnt the problem with Being John Malcovich that it stinks?

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[sailor]

Hush yo mouf! That frozen hot chocolate is immaculate!

It's a chocolate shake. Not worth a three hour wait. It's so touristy, tourist.

[Liverspot]

Great show today, first time in a long time I have been able to listen all the way through live. Nice!!

[jennysmurf]

Frosted Flakes isn't the best thing to eat while trying to listen to the show on my computer.

[LeedsJr]

What percentage of the league revenue goes to the players? Isn't it over half?

It was knocked back to 48% in the last agreement.

And there are plenty of industries where that percentage is WAY higher.

And what percentage of that revenue is generated by the owners?

And would it change how filthy rich the owners are if they provided reasonable pensions and health care to retired players?

[jennysmurf]

It's a chocolate shake. Not worth a three hour wait. It's so touristy, tourist.

Nuh uh! Is not! You don't know nothin about anything!

[sailor]

Chess boxing is years old.

[sailor]

Four minutes of chest? Nice!

[jennysmurf]

Four minutes of chest? Nice!

*internet slap*

[LeedsJr]

*internet slap*

He go past his allotted 4 minutes? :lol:

[Melk]

What is "chest?"

[realmenhatelife]

Chess boxing is years old.

Atleast back to 36 Chambers. ODB was still alive and Method Man wasn't fat.

[Misteriosa]

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i cant stop laughing at this. :lol:

[sailor]

It was knocked back to 48% in the last agreement.

And there are plenty of industries where that percentage is WAY higher.

And what percentage of that revenue is generated by the owners?

And would it change how filthy rich the owners are if they provided reasonable pensions and health care to retired players?

They're paid a fair wage. After they're out I don't see the need for ownership liability.

[LeedsJr]

What is "chest?"

If I'm following the repartee between sailor and Jenny correctly, it means boobies.

[Misteriosa]

Atleast back to 36 Chambers. ODB was still alive and Method Man wasn't fat.

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[sailor]

This boss sounds like Locke's dad in Lost.

[LeedsJr]

They're paid a fair wage. After they're out I don't see the need for ownership liability.

Not an unreasonable opinion.

And going back to what you said about the union being shortsighted about it, I agree.

A fair wage is what someone is willing to pay you. If the union made it a demand to set up funds for reitred player pensions and medical care, they could get it.

[sailor]

Not an unreasonable opinion.

And going back to what you said about the union being shortsighted about it, I agree.

A fair wage is what someone is willing to pay you. If the union made it a demand to set up funds for reitred player pensions and medical care, they could get it.

Yeah, regardless of which side you fall on, they need to set aside some money when they split up the revenues.

[LeedsJr]

I really wish Lisa hadn't called in with that information right after I finished lunch. :help:

[IamFogHat]

I don't want a kidney in my groin:unsure:

[CountryBob]

Finally a chance to listen today and I have been cracking up listening to this kidney talk

[IamFogHat]

Dammit, I wanted to hear what Art Vandalay had to say
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[LeedsJr]

I really didn't get a Terminator vibe from this video. I got a strong urge to get stoned and watch it over and over. :smile:


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[CountryBob]

Fez brings uP subject, ron slams his opinion and he goes back into his shell. Is this about what happened here?

[LeedsJr]

Fez brings uP subject, ron slams his opinion and he goes back into his shell. Is this about what happened here?

Stepped away, wha' happened?

[IamFogHat]

Fez brings uP subject, ron slams his opinion and he goes back into his shell. Is this about what happened here?

How it's been for a long time now.

BTW, are you drunk?

[sailor]

Ha, great callback to Jimmy's bit about the birds stealing oil in the gulf.

[realmenhatelife]

Fuck you Michael bay, we told you mutants arent from space

[CountryBob]

Fucking starvin - for BBQ and eyeless shrimp

[CountryBob]

How it's been for a long time now.

BTW, are you drunk?

No way - why in the world would you say that?

[IamFogHat]

Fucking starvin - for BBQ and eyeless shrimp

We got any mutant seafood back there Earl?

[Melk]

If I'm following the repartee between sailor and Jenny correctly, it means boobies.
Great. We have ass-shaking that is being passed off as dancing and breast-flashing that is being passed off as a sport! I'm checking out of life.

[CountryBob]

Possibly the worst thing you could call a shrimp

[CountryBob]

Great. We have ass-shaking that is being passed off as dancing and breast-flashing that is being passed off as a sport! I'm checking out of life.

Hell - I'm checkIng in!

[IamFogHat]

What's a priest spilled shrimp?

[Misteriosa]

Great. We have ass-shaking that is being passed off as dancing and breast-flashing that is being passed off as a sport! I'm checking out of life.

where were you yesterday? akb 48 was brought up during the show and we needed some expert opinion on japanese idol groups.

[LeedsJr]

where were you yesterday? akb 48 was brought up during the show and we needed some expert opinion on japanese idol groups.

Well, my amateur opinion was that was the Greatest. Commercial. Ever. :smile:

[Melk]

where were you yesterday? akb 48 was brought up during the show and we needed some expert opinion on japanese idol groups.
I was taking interviews. I am dying to get a job.

[jennysmurf]

where were you yesterday? akb 48 was brought up during the show and we needed some expert opinion on japanese idol groups.

He's so unreliable--never here when we need him.

[LeedsJr]

I think the Unmasked hint was Bobcat Goldthwait.

Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic!

[IamFogHat]

Fezbot is stuck on repeat.

[CountryBob]

I was taking interviews. I am dying to get a job.

Got any experience in medical monitoring? Or programming? We have an office in Bannackburn

[Melk]

Got any experience in medical monitoring?
None. Wish I did.

[jennysmurf]

I was taking interviews. I am dying to get a job.

Well, if they call us for a reference, we're going to have to tell them of your unreliability in informing us about Japanese pop culture. It's not going to look very good on your resume.

[sailor]

What's a priest spilled shrimp?

Thought it sounded like that as well.

[sailor]

No way - why in the world would you say that?

It's lunchtime?

[IamFogHat]

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[sailor]

Guess it wasn't bobcat last night.

[Misteriosa]

Well, if they call us for a reference, we're going to have to tell them of your unreliability in informing us about Japanese pop culture. It's not going to look very good on your resume.

i might even ask to have that put into his... PERMANENT RECORD!

[Melk]

Well, if they call us for a reference, we're going to have to tell them of your unreliability in informing us about Japanese pop culture. It's not going to look very good on your resume.
I cannot imagine a company that would value my experience in Japanese pop culture other than an anime or manga company. To be fair, there are people who care a lot more about that kind of thing than I do.

[jennysmurf]

i might even ask to have that put into his... PERMANENT RECORD!

*gasp*

[Melk]

i might even ask to have that put into his... PERMANENT RECORD!
Tall, unemployed, and unavailable to talk about all things AKB48 is no way to go through life, son.

[Misteriosa]

off to lunch. :bye:

[sailor]

Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic!

Gilbert.

[IamFogHat]

Is today the anniversary of the zipper, or does google want me to pull its penis out?

[jennysmurf]

Is today the anniversary of the zipper, or does google want me to pull its penis out?

Why can't it be both?

[IamFogHat]

Cash rules everything around me
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[IamFogHat]

Why can't it be both?

I like the way you think.

[Melk]

I enjoy how Ronnie B mentions how terrible weed smells. I used to complain about how marijuana stinks like garbage water and my pot-smoking friends would insist that I was completely full of shit and that weed smells great like caramel and not terrible like warm vomit. I am glad to see that someone hates the smell of weed as much as me.

[sailor]

What is that guy talking about? All anyone talks about is how much higher thc levels in pot are anymore.

[IamFogHat]

I love boobs, but I'm definitely an ass man.

[realmenhatelife]

I enjoy how Ronnie B mentions how terrible weed smells. I used to complain about how marijuana stinks like garbage water and my pot-smoking friends would insist that I was completely full of shit and that weed smells great like caramel and not terrible like warm vomit. I am glad to see that someone hates the smell of weed as much as me.

Yeah but ron will also tell you how cigarettes have no odor at all and cigars smell fantastic, not like a church's asshole.

[IamFogHat]

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[A.J.]

I love boobs, but I'm definitely an ass man.

Ditto. Ass/legs in particular.

[sailor]

I'm definitely an ass.

Don't be so rough on yourself.

[Melk]

What is that guy talking about? All anyone talks about is how much higher thc levels in pot are anymore.
A lot of pot smokers like to talk out of their asses.

I really enjoy the beginning of the movie, "Super High Me," where Doug's doctor friend basically says, "Do I think it should be illegal? No. But would I ever recommend a product that is being sold by dirty hippies rather than pharmacists that is burned and inhaled as a smoke? Absolutely not."

The medical marijuana is a farce.

[realmenhatelife]

I do not enjoy the Jennifer Aniston.

[Melk]

Yeah but ron will also tell you how cigarettes have no odor at all and cigars smell fantastic, not like a church's asshole.
Cigarettes unlit smell worse than anything I can think of.
And lit cigars are a close second place.

[LeedsJr]

I do not enjoy the Jennifer Aniston.

I'll take counter-point, I think she's sexy as hell.

[deliciousV]

Ola buddays, I finally got up. I love a nice ass, but I can't identify one of these lovelys from her keaster.

[sailor]

I'll take counter-point, I think she's sexy as hell.

Agreed.

[sailor]

Wish DS was still with us so he could repost these pics here.

[LeedsJr]

Ola buddays, I finally got up. I love a nice ass, but I can't identify one of these lovelys from her keaster.

The only one I recognized was Kim K.

[Melk]

I do not enjoy the Jennifer Aniston.
I am not saying that I dislike Jennifer Aniston, but she doesn't look like a lot of fun.
I used to think that the tabloids intentionally cherry picked photos of her scowling, but I have seen a lot of her movies. Her neutral expression looks quite sad.

[Crispy123]

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[Melk]

I thought 18 was a pregnant belly until I checked the answer.

[LeedsJr]

I'm impressed Hicks could read JWow's bikini.

I had to look again just to confirm there were words there.

[Crispy123]

9-11

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[realmenhatelife]

I'll take counter-point, I think she's sexy as hell.

Agreed.

I would never run her down, but she makes me feel like a robot. I objectively understand she's attractive but she's so not my type she just makes me dead inside.

[IamFogHat]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guess-the-celebrity-butt6.jpg
Perfection.

[IamFogHat]

Oh Fez, will you ever win?

[disneyspy]

buddays,ass talk,sweet

[Crispy123]

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[Melk]

I would never run her down, but she makes me feel like a robot. I objectively understand she's attractive but she's so not my type she just makes me dead inside.
I think she is the robot.
A "Real Doll" has all of the attributes of an ideal woman, as does Jennifer Aniston, but I find both of them to be lifeless.

[disneyspy]

Wish DS was still with us so he could repost these pics here.

you missed me,you really missed me!

[LeedsJr]

buddays,ass talk,sweet

Spy!

Long time no post.

[IamFogHat]

buddays,ass talk,sweet

Good, you saw my ass signal.

[realmenhatelife]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guess-the-celebrity-butt6.jpg
Perfection.

Pow. Who is that?

[Crispy123]

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[LeedsJr]

Pow. Who is that?

The incomparable Scarlett Johansson. :thumbup:

[disneyspy]

keep up the good work crispy!!

[IamFogHat]

Pow. Who is that?

Scarlett Johansen.

[LeedsJr]

Handsome Johnny likes a little junk in the trunk. :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

The incomparable Scarlett Johansson. :thumbup:

It does not get much better.

[disneyspy]

Spy!

Long time no post.

i'm slowly getting more of my crew back,which means more pay and less work

[LeedsJr]

i'm slowly getting more of my crew back,which means more pay and less work

Nice trade off.

[Crispy123]

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[Melk]

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/04/christina-aguilera-fighter-the-voice.jpg
I have to agree with Ronnie B on the Christina Aguilera thing.

[Melk]

I am picking 4, 6, and 8 as my favorites.

[LeedsJr]

I had an about-to-be ex-girlfriend sucker punch me and give me a bloody lip. :surrender:

[jennysmurf]

Is the booty talk over? Can I come back now?

[disneyspy]

I am picking 4, 6, and 8 as my favorites.

anything other than snookie and i'm in,all in

[LeedsJr]

4, 6, 1 - Win, Place, Show. :thumbup:

[IamFogHat]

Is the booty talk over? Can I come back now?

It's over.

[CountryBob]

I lurved the ass picks of Jessica Alba in the white bikini on some boat from like a few years ago....

[LeedsJr]

Is the booty talk over? Can I come back now?

Why'd you have to leave?

[disneyspy]

Is the booty talk over? Can I come back now?

now they're talking about women that hit men,sounds like your kind of topic,c'mon back

[CountryBob]

Its simple - leave the bitch.

You 6'4 lb 300lb pussy

[IamFogHat]

Jenny hits me.:flush:

[jennysmurf]

Why'd you have to leave?

now they're talking about women that hit men,sounds like your kind of topic,c'mon back

The booty--I can't emulate. The hitting of men--I can!

[jennysmurf]

Jenny hits me.:flush:

You like it.

[IamFogHat]

You like it.

I know:wub:

[realmenhatelife]

The booty--I can't emulate. The hitting of men--I can!

Have you tried just drinking a lot of milkshakes?

[LeedsJr]

You like it.

I know:wub:

Get a room. :smile:

[disneyspy]

Have you tried just drinking a lot of milkshakes?

tsssssss,i make em drink alot of milk and then shake em or sumpthin

[jennysmurf]

Have you tried just drinking a lot of milkshakes?


Does "your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard" RMHL?

[IamFogHat]

tsssssss,i make em drink alot of milk and then shake em or sumpthin

Tss, you must be elvis or sumthin, sounds like there's a whole lotta shakin goin on in your house or sumthin tss tss.

[disneyspy]

you think he's talking about bobby of pants and his chick,lisa croft?

[CountryBob]

I had a girlfried that used to get violent with me all the time. She once attacked me with a steak knife from behind and jumped on my back and stabbed me in my neck (luckily a very week stab). I threw her off me and her head hit the bicycle pedal on her 10 speed - and cut her so bad it gave her 8 stitches.

Even though she was crazy - she didnt say that I threw her - that she tripped and fell down and cut her face and I didnt say about her stabbing me.

I was 17, she was 16 and we both were scared ..


I felt so bad :down:

[Melk]

I think it is funny that the average girl/women feels so comfortable to hit other people.
A guy gets physical with a girl and his whole life is ruined.
A girl slices off a guy's penis and you have other women fist-pumping each other with excitement.

[sailor]

you missed me,you really missed me!

Crispy stepped up.

[realmenhatelife]

tsssssss,i make em drink alot of milk and then shake em or sumpthin

That's not chippy, it's just gross.

Does "your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard" RMHL?

We've already covered that I dont do enough core work to twerk.

[jennysmurf]

I had a girlfried that used to get violent with me all the time. She once attacked me with a steak knife from behind and jumped on my back and stabbed me in my neck (luckily a very week stab). I threw her off me and her head hit the bicycle pedal on her 10 speed - and cut her so bad it gave her 8 stitches.

Even though she was crazy - she didnt say that I threw her - that she tripped and fell down and cut her face and I didnt say about her stabbing me.

I was 17, she was 16 and we both were scared ..


I felt so bad :down:

How did I know you'd have a story to go along with this topic?:tongue:

[CountryBob]

I think it is funny that the average girl/women feels so comfortable to hit other people.
A guy gets physical with a girl and his whole life is ruined.
A girl slices off a guy's penis and you have other women fist-pumping each other with excitement.

They only put up with us for the sex

[disneyspy]

I had a girlfried that used to get violent with me all the time. She once attacked me with a steak knife from behind and jumped on my back and stabbed me in my neck (luckily a very week stab). I threw her off me and her head hit the bicycle pedal on her 10 speed - and cut her so bad it gave her 8 stitches.

Even though she was crazy - she didnt say that I threw her - that she tripped and fell down and cut her face and I didnt say about her stabbing me.

I was 17, she was 16 and we both were scared ..


I felt so bad :down:

must have been kinda awwwwkward at the family dinner the next night

[LeedsJr]

I had a girlfried that used to get violent with me all the time. She once attacked me with a steak knife from behind and jumped on my back and stabbed me in my neck (luckily a very week stab). I threw her off me and her head hit the bicycle pedal on her 10 speed - and cut her so bad it gave her 8 stitches.

Even though she was crazy - she didnt say that I threw her - that she tripped and fell down and cut her face and I didnt say about her stabbing me.

I was 17, she was 16 and we both were scared ..


I felt so bad :down:

Were you tuching yourself while you told that story?

[CountryBob]

How did I know you'd have a story to go along with this topic?:tongue:

If its anything about normal life - I have a ton of them. If its talk about musicians and indie directors - I aint got nothing.

[sailor]

I had a then girlfriend who punched me in the jaw one night we were drunk.

[Melk]

They only put up with us for the sex
Maybe.
The average guy has a more interesting yet safe existence than the average woman. Women need us to cure their boredom.

[LeedsJr]

Does "your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard" RMHL?


We've already covered that I dont do enough core work to twerk.

Might be the callback of the day. :lol:

[CountryBob]

must have been kinda awwwwkward at the family dinner the next night

Ha - I didnt see he for a while after that. her Mom also beat her ass for stabbing me.

[Melk]

If its anything about normal life - I have a ton of them. If its talk about musicians and indie directors - I aint got nothing.
To relate both topics, I suspect that Kevin Smith's wife hits him every once in a while.

[IamFogHat]

That retard couldn't get out of there before the cops showed up? What an idiot.

[realmenhatelife]

I imagine they would argue that he isn't doing 5 years for stealing a soda, he's doing 5 years for being on his third strike.

[IamFogHat]

I saw that happen in a Macdonald's once with a black kid, and the woman behind the counter called him a racial slur in Farsi.

[Melk]

Hold on a moment!
Why would Fez advocate calling the police on a female attacker? He punched a girl in the stomach.

[sailor]

I had a girlfried that used to get violent with me all the time. She once attacked me with a steak knife from behind and jumped on my back and stabbed me in my neck (luckily a very week stab). I threw her off me and her head hit the bicycle pedal on her 10 speed - and cut her so bad it gave her 8 stitches.

Even though she was crazy - she didnt say that I threw her - that she tripped and fell down and cut her face and I didnt say about her stabbing me.

I was 17, she was 16 and we both were scared ..


I felt so bad :down:

Its simple - leave the bitch.

You 6'4" 300lb pussy

[disneyspy]

I saw that happen in a Macdonald's once with a black kid, and the woman behind the counter called him a racial slur in Farsi.

good thing he wasnt closeri

[jennysmurf]

A Safeway worker watched a guy shoplift and told those of us standing around that the employees aren't allowed to confront people about anything. By the time he'd be able to get a manager, the guy would be long gone, so he just let him walk away.

[CountryBob]

Its simple - leave the bitch.

You 6'4" 300lb pussy

Lessons learned - :smoke:
and its more like 6ft 300lb :down:

[Melk]

One of my co-workers back in the day when we would go out to Taco Bell would get a water cup and then just take pours of our full-priced drinks. I wasn't comfortable with the situation, but let it happen. I'm an accessory to grand theft Pepsi.

[deliciousV]

I had a girlfried that used to get violent with me all the time. She once attacked me with a steak knife from behind and jumped on my back and stabbed me in my neck (luckily a very week stab). I threw her off me and her head hit the bicycle pedal on her 10 speed - and cut her so bad it gave her 8 stitches.

Even though she was crazy - she didnt say that I threw her - that she tripped and fell down and cut her face and I didnt say about her stabbing me.

I was 17, she was 16 and we both were scared ..


I felt so bad :down:

Oh CBob, if you ever get around to putting your life into book form, I believe it'll be optioned for a movie. I'm thinking Slingblade 2.

[realmenhatelife]

Also, the sentance is "up to" 5 years and "up to" 5k fine. No mention of any minimum sentence, he could still just get probation. So you know, traffic mining and whatnot.

[Melk]

I saw that happen in a Macdonald's once with a black kid, and the woman behind the counter called him a racial slur in Farsi.
You speak Farsi?

[CountryBob]

A Safeway worker watched a guy shoplift and told those of us standing around that the employees aren't allowed to confront people about anything. By the time he'd be able to get a manager, the guy would be long gone, so he just let him walk away.

What an ass

[disneyspy]

Oh CBob, if you ever get around to putting your life into book form, I believe it'll be optioned for a movie. I'm thinking Slingblade 2.

or deliverance 2:this time we deliver

[jennysmurf]

Oh CBob, if you ever get around to putting your life into book form, I believe it'll be optioned for a movie. I'm thinking Slingblade 2.

I think this could be its own thread--What would Cbob's biography be called? It could even branch out into book cover art.

[CountryBob]

Oh CBob, if you ever get around to putting your life into book form, I believe it'll be optioned for a movie. I'm thinking Slingblade 2.

Everyone of you out there have crazy stories too - you just dont like to share like I do.

I always have an exciting story to relate to if needed.

[LeedsJr]

What an ass

This one?

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guess-the-celebrity-butt4.jpg

[Melk]

I wish people would do other walks for other crimes that American police officers blame the victim for.

[CountryBob]

finally getting my refinance done on my house this evening - trimming off $149.

[sailor]

One of my co-workers back in the day when we would go out to Taco Bell would get a water cup and then just take pours of our full-priced drinks. I wasn't comfortable with the situation, but let it happen. I'm an accessory to grand theft Pepsi.

Fuck the cup, pour it in my hands for a dime!

[disneyspy]

dammit,i'm fez's age!

[CountryBob]

I think Fez is a hybrid sexual person. he dosent have many common traits as a gay person, had nothing in common to talk about with anybody and he is scared of interaction - yet says he wants the cock.

He will never hook up

[Melk]

A Safeway worker watched a guy shoplift and told those of us standing around that the employees aren't allowed to confront people about anything. By the time he'd be able to get a manager, the guy would be long gone, so he just let him walk away.
I am sure that he had a clear misunderstanding of the rules he was supposed to follow. He should have just contacted the manager or got on the PA and called out their rush the shoplifter code.

I remember a claim by the Canadian left-wing writer Naomi Klein that mall stores during the 90s were encouraged and paid-off by vendors to allow gang banger-types (usually slim/muscular and good-looking) to shoplift their clothes because the local advertising value of having these kids wearing their clothes and shoes was even better than the commercials the products appear in.