Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/21/12 - The Skinny Minnies

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

This song is about lesbians and there's a fake orgasm in it, so that should get ya'll posting.

[disneyspy]

buddays,my xm reciever burned out,thank goodness for other ways

[realmenhatelife]

Make my phone calls, hopefully get back in time for the start of the show.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o i'll be here til 2. then its off to the front desk til 5. aint that some shit.

buddays,my xm reciever burned out,thank goodness for other ways

that sucks. :down:

[disneyspy]

how far behind am i?

and ever wonder why they never talk about the back desk?

[realmenhatelife]

Speaking of back desk Toni Basil confirms that her hit song Mickey was not about Micky Dolenz or Anal Sex.


And Apple does not become the most valuable company in the history of the world today, despite what you may have read.

[LeedsJr]

Morning, all.

Here's hoping the buddays bring a little more energy today.

Yesterday was not one of their better efforts. :thumbdown:

[disneyspy]

i'm afraid i'm so behind that i wont even take a guess at the opener


spy loses

[realmenhatelife]

I think it's the Decemberists. blech.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Sorry I don't recognize the intro song

[Misteriosa]

harmonicas and violins.. interesting :unsure:

[disneyspy]

im living on sailor time

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[Rhah]

The Moops

[LeedsJr]

Morning, all.

Here's hoping the buddays bring a little more energy today.

Yesterday was not one of their better efforts. :thumbdown:

Guess not.

God. Damn. It. :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

I wonder if the 5 is all songs about Los Angeles? Los Angeles by X. LA Woman by The Doors. City of Angels by The distillers. LA Girl by The Adolescents.

[disneyspy]

I think it's the Decemberists. blech.

good call!

hipster

[disneyspy]

why is the time of post like 5 minutes behind the real time?

[LeedsJr]

Forest Gump was a captain in Saving Private Ryan, not a sergeant. :wink:

[A.J.]

They should start playing this every time Fez starts crying.

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[realmenhatelife]

I was more or less correct.

[realmenhatelife]

good call!

hipster

Well no, I dont like them so I cant be a hipster.

Actually I dont think hipsters actually like them either, I think kids that are a little too old to be hipsters that wish they were hipsters like them. And Arcade Fire.

[disneyspy]

They should start playing this every time Fez starts crying.

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hey AJ are you playing in our LTers FFL this year? i'd like to get all 12 spots filled ASAP with listening threaders or open it up to others,hell i'd even let misti and smurf in

[A.J.]

hey AJ are you playing in our LTers FFL this year? i'd like to get all 12 spots filled ASAP with listening threaders or open it up to others,hell i'd even let misti and smurf in

Negative, I don't like the football.

But thanks anyway.

[Rhah]

We got a goddam Sherlock Holmes here.

[LeedsJr]

We got a goddam Sherlock Holmes here.

He's boring me to tears. :sleep:

[disneyspy]

this guy sounds like he's never been to a water park

[A.J.]

So what if she staged the pic? Just enjoy the view.

[Misteriosa]

this atomic guy is putting way too much thought into this. you got to see katy perry's bare ass. why are you questioning the reasoning behind it? just appreciate it. :wacko:

[disneyspy]

we had a magic kindom west attractions party at wet n wild one night and i went down the kamikazee front ward(which they dont allow) and stood up at the end with all my friends laughing at me,then had to fall under the water and pull my shorts up,so embarassing

[Chigworthy]

So what if she staged the pic? Just enjoy the view.

It literally doesn't make an iota of difference; we still got to see her bumcrease.

[Chigworthy]

Today's GayBit.

[realmenhatelife]

hey AJ are you playing in our LTers FFL this year? i'd like to get all 12 spots filled ASAP with listening threaders or open it up to others,hell i'd even let misti and smurf in

If misti and smurf are in then you'd better lock up Cbobs trades.

[Misteriosa]

we had a magic kindom west attractions party at wet n wild one night and i went down the kamikazee front ward(which they dont allow) and stood up at the end with all my friends laughing at me,then had to fall under the water and pull my shorts up,so embarassing

i hated it when i would come out of the water slide and end up with the biggest wedgie. i had problems with the slide tubes too. i would try to linger under the water while i put the girls back into the bikini top.

[realmenhatelife]

this atomic guy is putting way too much thought into this. you got to see katy perry's bare ass. why are you questioning the reasoning behind it? just appreciate it. :wacko:

I know I did.

[LeedsJr]

Today's GayBit.

And Fez can barely spit out what he wants to say.

Gonna be a looong show. :sad:

[disneyspy]

If misti and smurf are in then you'd better lock up Cbobs trades.

he'd trade arron rodgers for some bum TE and PM pix that would never show up

[Misteriosa]

he'd trade arron rodgers for some bum TE and PM pix that would never show up

send me directions on what i have to do, and i'll join in. :o

[A.J.]

i hated it when i would come out of the water slide and end up with the biggest wedgie. i had problems with the slide tubes too. i would try to linger under the water while i put the girls back into the bikini top.

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

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[disneyspy]

i hated it when i would come out of the water slide and end up with the biggest wedgie. i had problems with the slide tubes too. i would try to linger under the water while i put the girls back into the bikini top.

we'd scope out who was going on what ride and hang out at the end just hoping to see the girls

[disneyspy]

send me directions on what i have to do, and i'll join in. :o

sending you and invite now

[LeedsJr]

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[realmenhatelife]

he'd trade arron rodgers for some bum TE and PM pix that would never show up

Adrian Peterson and Arian Foster for Colt Mccoy and a text description of my panties.


Cbob: Sold!

[realmenhatelife]

i hated it when i would come out of the water slide and end up with the biggest wedgie. i had problems with the slide tubes too. i would try to linger under the water while i put the girls back into the bikini top.

Bikini bottom wedgie, eh? hmm.

[LeedsJr]

he'd trade arron rodgers for some bum TE and PM pix that would never show up

Adrian Peterson and Arian Foster for Colt Mccoy and a text description of my panties.


Cbob: Sold!


This is the first time fantasy football talk has entertained me. :lol:

Geez, first Blowhard, now this. I don't know what's happening to me. :wacko:

[disneyspy]

This is the first time fantasy football talk has entertained me. :lol:

Geez, first Blowhard, now this. I don't know what's happening to me. :wacko:

leeds,were you hipponutchan last year? i dont remember who that was and he hasnt replied

[LeedsJr]

leeds,were you hipponutchan last year? i dont remember who that was and he hasnt replied

No.

It took me a minute of laughing to figure out that was a login for your FFL, and that you weren't asking if I had done something obscene with a hippo last year. :lol:

Um, that isn't what you were asking, is it? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron should bring up The Barnes Foundation.


Oh, there he is.

[LeedsJr]

Stoled? :laugh:

[disneyspy]

No.

It took me a minute of laughing to figure out that was a login for your FFL, and that you weren't asking if I had done something obscene with a hippo last year. :lol:

Um, that isn't what you were asking, is it? :unsure:

no,i thought maybe you were in our league last year,we did have a blast so if you're interested let me know

[disneyspy]

ok misti,i deleated 3 teams so you can join now

[Misteriosa]

"women who get raped cant get pregnant"

that not "hysterical", hicks. at all. :dry: the bastard is saying that if a woman does get pregnant, its because she wanted it, which doesnt make it rape, so no abortion for her. not cool.

[Zorro]

My brother has not talked to me in 3 1/2 years because my mother did an uneven distribution in her will.

[LeedsJr]

"women who get raped cant get pregnant"

that not "hysterical", hicks. at all. :dry: the bastard is saying that if a woman does get pregnant, its because she wanted it, which doesnt make it rape, so no abortion for her. not cool.

When did he say this?

Am I sailoring and didn't even realize it? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

So basically this dude was a massive collector of art, he'd go over to europe and buy it up cheap and bring it back here, set it up in his own personal museum in what was then pretty rural PA and what is now the suburbs. He winds up with this massively valuable collection.

The guy had a chip on his shoulder about his scholarship not really being accepted by the art community so he stipulated in his will that the collection must be kept at its present location and could not be broken up, plus putting limits on how many people and what kinds of people could see it, basically trying to protect the experience of amateur art lovers from what he saw as a wolfish art community.

He dies and eventually the foundation is taken over by people who want to make more money off of it and move it into Philly, kindof shitting on everything Barnes originally wanted. They eventually wore down the resources of the foundation and it's been moved into the city.

[Misteriosa]

When did he say this?

Am I sailoring and didn't even realize it? :unsure:

hicks was talking about senator akin's comments on "legitmate rape" and said it was "hysterical" as in funny.

[disneyspy]

ha,i just listened to the irish car bomb show last week

[Misteriosa]

ok misti,i deleated 3 teams so you can join now

hats said he was gonna join this week, so dont delete him.

[Misteriosa]

idk what to name my team :o

[disneyspy]

hats said he was gonna join this week, so dont delete him.

i took out BDY,gutter and i think manning esq cuz we havent seen them in forever,better tell him to sign up before smurf gets back from vacay

[disneyspy]

idk what to name my team :o

dont name it THE GIRLS AND PANTIES !!!!

[Misteriosa]

How about "Katy Perry's Bare Ass"

[realmenhatelife]

idk what to name my team :o

The Skinny Minnies
Or Cumberpatches Rangers

[realmenhatelife]

The Skinny Minnies
Or Cumberpatches Rangers

Or I took Victor Cruz with my #1 pick

[realmenhatelife]

But the Jaguar is a tropical animal.

[Misteriosa]

i am really at a loss :down: what are some of the other teams' names?

[realmenhatelife]

Breakfast Club lifeboat? Can I be the one who doesn't make it in?

[disneyspy]

i am really at a loss :down: what are some of the other teams' names?

SAILOR'S HURTING ANUS
RMHL AND WOMEN
DELL'S GETTING A DUDE

[Misteriosa]

SAILOR'S HURTING ANUS
RMHL AND WOMEN
DELL'S GETTING A DUDE

:huh:

[realmenhatelife]

i am really at a loss :down: what are some of the other teams' names?

we got bush 0-0-0 .000 0.00 0.00 - - -
- Illadelphia Matty's 0-0-0 .000 0.00 0.00 - - -
- sailor's enablers 0-0-0 .000 0.00 0.00 - - -
- barkingstarfish 0-0-0 .000 0.00 0.00 - - -
- RFRhah 0-0-0 .000 0.00 0.00 - - -
- CountryBobs Rednecks 0-0-0 .000 0.00 0.00 - - -
- Mace's Cruel Circus 0-0-0 .000 0.00 0.00 - - -
- disneys champs

[LeedsJr]

i am really at a loss :down: what are some of the other teams' names?

The Barfs? :smile:

[Misteriosa]

The Barfs? :smile:

The Pineapple Haircuts! :clap:

Thank you!!!

[Rhah]

Yeah I just kept my name simple and boring. I lost my sense of humour.

[LeedsJr]

Yeah I just kept my name simple and boring. I lost my sense of humour.

Did you check between your couch cushions? :smile:

[Misteriosa]

ok team made: Pineapple Haircuts!

now do i go to the draft central or the league home?

[realmenhatelife]

ok team made: Pineapple Haircuts!

now do i go to the draft central or the league home?

The draft isn't until 9/2, so you can use draft central to do research and set up your auto draft if you cant do it live.

[disneyspy]

ok team made: Pineapple Haircuts!

now do i go to the draft central or the league home?

JUST PLAY AROUND AND CHECK STUFF OUT,league home will just tell you the names and you go to the one thread we have right now and bitch about stuff

[disneyspy]

i was like a combo of the freek,the jock and the stoner

[realmenhatelife]

Savage Steve Holland, he also did How I Got Into College

[realmenhatelife]

I thought Staten Island Ana was done.

[Misteriosa]

maybe she finishes her internship this friday?

[sailor]

Of all the old standards, this topic is my favorite. Love real genius and Heathers.

[LeedsJr]

maybe she finishes her internship this friday?

I thought Staten Island Ana was done.

I think Misti's right. I think the other two were done Friday.

[disneyspy]

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[realmenhatelife]

Of all the old standards, this topic is my favorite. Love real genius and Heathers.

Easily two of the funniest 80s movies.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm attracted to the wierd autistic girl that dates mitch in Real Genius.

[sailor]

Labor day is week after next.

[LeedsJr]

I cannot believe next weekend is Labor Day weekend.

I am NOT ready for summer to end. :down:

[Rhah]

Real Genius is good.

He really let himself go:

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[sailor]

I cannot believe next weekend is Labor Day weekend.

I am NOT ready for summer to end. :down:

Fuck that, bring on the fall!

[realmenhatelife]

Everyone is on vacation here next week. By everyone I mean two people that just happen to be handing off work to me.

[disneyspy]

i'm ready for some football

[Misteriosa]

Damn. The internet here at work is shitting the bed. :down:

[Rhah]

"...right by the mental hospital." "Anybody from Staten Island or Fez can vouch for this."

[disneyspy]

JAWS ruined swimming in the ocean for me

[Misteriosa]

Im claustrophobic. :down:

[Misteriosa]

who is this guy? i missed the intro to this interview.

[disneyspy]

who is this guy? i missed the intro to this interview.

amare stodalmire,NBA player

hmmmm college life or the life of an NBA millionaire,thats gotta be tough to miss out

[disneyspy]

i ran my tower computer thru my reciever,the show sounds fantastic,was going to order a new reciever but i think i'm going to cancel my xm sub instead

[sailor]

Damn. The internet here at work is shitting the bed. :down:

We apparently lost cable/Internet this morning in our section of the Bronx.

[Misteriosa]

We apparently lost cable/Internet this morning in our section of the Bronx.

maybe its a rolling outage or something. :unsure:

[disneyspy]

We apparently lost cable/Internet this morning in our section of the Bronx.

you poor seeds

[realmenhatelife]

Misti is it too late to change your FF name to Skrillex' Girlfriend?

[Misteriosa]

Misti is it too late to change your FF name to Skrillex' Girlfriend?

eew.. he's gross looking.

[LeedsJr]

I know Fez runs and hides for the interviews, but shouldn't he be back by now??

[LeedsJr]

C'mon boys, your total lack of energy is draining the life out of me.

[LeedsJr]

It's not weird that football has more buzz in the suburbs than the city, that's where the teams play. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

eew.. he's gross looking.

So you probably dont want to see my new haircut?

[Misteriosa]

So you probably dont want to see my new haircut?

haaaaaa!

[LeedsJr]

I think the next time Michael Vick gets hurt, they should drag him to the sidelines, slam him to the ground, drown, electrocute, and shoot him.

Fuck him. Seriously.

[disneyspy]

I think the next time Michael Vick gets hurt, they should drag him to the sidelines, slam him to the ground, drown, electrocute, and shoot him.

Fuck him. Seriously.

i say we let him go

[Misteriosa]

i say we let him go

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

http://blog.stackoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/pee-wee-biker-bar.jpg

[Warren Peace]

i say we let him go

NO!!!!

[realmenhatelife]

i say we let him go

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[LeedsJr]

Is that Samwise??

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[Warren Peace]

Is that Samwise??

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Ironically, he's rockin' the Fezwear

[Rhah]

JAWS ruined swimming in the ocean for me

Jaws ruined me walking on blue carpet. I used to pretend blue carpet was water as a kid and I had to jump from couch cushion to couch cushion to get to safety on my bed or couch or something. Sharks were in my blue carpet!

[LeedsJr]

Ironically, he's rockin' the Fezwear

Maybe Fez is sticking up for him because he made one of these videos for Rory? :tongue:

[Rhah]

Just got back from lunch, are they talking about that kid lip syncing in that previous video?

[Recyclerz]

Maybe Fez is sticking up for him because he made one of these videos for Rory? :tongue:

I signed on just to say this! :thumbup:

[Chigworthy]

At Odds With Everyone, Everywhere, Everytime
The Fez Whatley Story

[disneyspy]

Just got back from lunch, are they talking about that kid lip syncing in that previous video?

ya,watched it,the kid reminds me of a young jonah hill

[LeedsJr]

Normally I find nutty Fez very entertaining, but this is awkward... :surrender:

[Rhah]

Fez ruined himself for gay sex by watching too much porn. He has unrealistic expectations now, especially considering most gay porn is by straight dudes.

[Warren Peace]

Normally I find nutty Fez very entertaining, but this is awkward... :surrender:

He really is child-like

[realmenhatelife]

Oh god I immediately turn off porn if I see a condom.

[disneyspy]

Fez ruined himself for gay sex by watching too much porn. He has unrealistic expectations now, especially considering most gay porn is by straight dudes.

unpossible!

[deliciousV]

are these people actually trying to talk Fez into having unprotected gay sex?

[Warren Peace]

who knew that Russian prison guards had the foresight to put on a condom before committing rape-ity rape rape?

[LeedsJr]

I REALLY don't want to listen to an hour of gay porn reviews... :surrender:

[disneyspy]

are these people actually trying to talk Fez into having unprotected gay sex?

if he finds a 48 year old gay virgin he should be ok

[LeedsJr]

are these people actually trying to talk Fez into having unprotected gay sex?

Ron is. He's looking for any way out at this point.

[deliciousV]

Fez ruined himself for gay sex by watching too much porn. He has unrealistic expectations now, especially considering most gay porn is by straight dudes.

I REALLY don't want to listen to an hour of gay porn reviews... :surrender:

I don't believe either of these statements.

[LeedsJr]

I just laughed out loud to the question: "When is the last time you ran a hot gay rape batch?"

[realmenhatelife]

Fez needs to get that nut just so he can appreciate how nice it is to have your own place, eat a bunch of chicken wings, jack off for an hour, then pass out on the couch.

[Rhah]

Is this intern any better than HTG? Seems like same person almost to me.

[Warren Peace]

Is this intern any better than HTG? Seems like same person almost to me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa....bite your tongue

[LeedsJr]

Is this intern any better than HTG? Seems like same person almost to me.

I hear the similairty in the voices, but I like Staten Island Anna, can't stand HTG.

[Chigworthy]

Ron: "..there's already shit splashin'."

[Recyclerz]

who knew that Russian prison guards had the foresight to put on a condom before committing rape-ity rape rape?

They haven't heard that you can't get pregnant from rape.



I guess the "intern rules" don't apply to SI Anna

[Rhah]

I am pretty sure that is false Pepper. I would bet my life that some hentai has incest.

[deliciousV]

Is this intern any better than HTG? Seems like same person almost to me.

the big difference is that Ron isn't allowed to fuck the intern

[deliciousV]

I think Misti is misusing the phone at the front desk

[realmenhatelife]

I'd kindof like to know this chick talking.

[Warren Peace]

I think Misti is misusing the phone at the front desk

:laugh:

[Rhah]

I'd kindof like to know this chick talking.

Yeah she sounds fun.

[sailor]

Yeah, like Fez would be the one wearing the condom anyways.

[realmenhatelife]

Frankie McDonald might read cracked, they had this abuot the giant earthquake seattle is due for.

[sailor]

I REALLY don't want to listen to an hour of gay porn reviews... :surrender:

2, right?

[LeedsJr]

2, right?

:unsure:

:lol:

{Not that there's anything wrong with that. :laugh:}

[realmenhatelife]

I think Misti is misusing the phone at the front desk

Ha, I hope she sees this and is wondering what the hell is going on.

[Chigworthy]

Fez just partially adopted the cadence of that earthquake retard for a second. That was weird.

[Warren Peace]

Did Ron just mention Pitzy?

[Warren Peace]

so Fez prefers his men clipped, but watches Russian gay porn?

[disneyspy]

i'll give myself an B-as a listener and poster today

and i'd give smurf an F


take it easy buddays


C'YA!!

[deliciousV]

so Fez prefers his men clipped, but watches Russian gay porn?

he's a radio host who doesn't talk much, he's gay, but a virgin. This contradiction should be expected.

[realmenhatelife]

i'll give myself an B-as a listener and poster today

and i'd give smurf an F


take it easy buddays


C'YA!!

Give smurf a pass, she came east and bob has her locked up in his pleasure dungeon.

[disneyspy]

Give smurf a pass, she came east and bob has her locked up in his pleasure dungeon.

i'll be nice and give her the D

[fezident]

That last 45 minutes of sex-talk was some of the best banter the show's had in years. Literally years.
That was bloody fantastic. The callers were great too.

I actually listened to that segment a 2nd time.... and I never really do that.
(notable exceptions: Cameron Crowe interview and the "Pepper Hicks brand pepper spray" bit)

I would be very happy if those 4 people were all on together all the time.