Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/18/12 - Truer Words were Never Spoke

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, the banana ones were like crack.

Eww, you're one of those? An artificial banana flavor love? Guess who's never kissing.

[jennysmurf]

they have professional sports...you are so jaded

I was going to say, "Yes, but they're the right kind." But your answer is funnier.:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Eww, you're one of those? An artificial banana flavor love? Guess who's never kissing.

Aw, c'mon! I don't eat them anymore! Just when I was a kid! Don't close the door on me!

[jennysmurf]

There is a purple smurf.

Lies! I'm neither purple, nor have I ever been to Minnesota!

[jennysmurf]

4inar

[hanso]

Can't shake the fruit tootsie rolls.

[Dell]

Seems just a little childish to take fantasy football that seriously. Or at all seriously, for that matter.

I don't think it's taking fantasy football too seriously...it's an insult to have a guy lay down so that you can win and I'd be a bit perturbed if it happened to me

[LeedsJr]

Ron's dad just discovering Van Morrison is adorable. :happy:

[LeedsJr]

Fez's contribution to the last half hour of the show, which has included a lot about him: "Oh."

[disneyspy]

I don't think it's taking fantasy football too seriously...it's an insult to have a guy lay down so that you can win and I'd be a bit perturbed if it happened to me

i want reggie wayne back after this week

[deliciousV]

There are black people in Minnesota??

they're easy to spot in the snow

[Dell]

i want reggie wayne back after this week

you need a RB more...but I'll definitely entertain an offer for Wayne

with our shallow benches, I'm surprised there aren't more quality picks on the waiver wire...must be that we have 12 teams

[realmenhatelife]

Can't shake the fruit tootsie rolls.

I love flav-o-rolls but I dont think I've ever seen a bag of them for sale. And I probably haven't eaten them since I stopped trick or treating

[disneyspy]

you need a RB more...but I'll definitely entertain an offer for Wayne

with our shallow benches, I'm surprised there aren't more quality picks on the waiver wire...must be that we have 12 teams

matthews in on a bye and mendlehall and demarco murray should be good next week but i'll have the same problem you had with WRs so i'll offer you flacco for wayne

[jennysmurf]

I love flav-o-rolls but I dont think I've ever seen a bag of them for sale. And I probably haven't eaten them since I stopped trick or treating

So like, last year?

[deliciousV]

so close to 300, why has everyone stopped talking?

[LeedsJr]

so close to 300, why has everyone stopped talking?

We fear page 12. Spy hasn't gone to take his nap yet.

[deliciousV]

So like, last year?

No, that's when he stopped tricking. It's an easy mistake to make

[Dell]

matthews in on a bye and mendlehall and demarco murray should be good next week but i'll have the same problem you had with WRs so i'll offer you flacco for wayne

I don't need Flacco anymore...Brees already had his bye week

Flacco will outscore Romo for the remainder of the year...Baltimore is going to have to cover more points now, which means Flacco will have to air the ball out more than usual

[jennysmurf]

so close to 300, why has everyone stopped talking?

I think we're afraid of page 12.:unsure:

[jennysmurf]

We fear page 12. Spy hasn't gone to take his nap yet.

I think we're afraid of page 12.:unsure:

See?

[jennysmurf]

No, that's when he stopped tricking. It's an easy mistake to make

Nah, he never stopped that, he's a whore.

[LeedsJr]

See?

NO! We DON'T want to see! :surrender:

[LeedsJr]

Did we really need a study to know the 5 second rule was bullshit? :dry:

[Dell]

DING DING DING...I have a quirk in common with Fez

if my food falls from my plate, even to just the table...that food is not going to be consumed by me

[LeedsJr]

Yes, we used to be cowboys. And a man's average life expectancy used to be 40.

[disneyspy]

I don't need Flacco anymore...Brees already had his bye week

Flacco will outscore Romo for the remainder of the year...Baltimore is going to have to cover more points now, which means Flacco will have to air the ball out more than usual

oh so i can do you a favor but you wont do one back? time to go use my commisioner tools and deny that trade,brb

[LeedsJr]

DING DING DING...I have a quirk in common with Fez

if my food falls from my plate, even to just the table...that food is not going to be consumed by me

In restaurants, or at home as well?

[realmenhatelife]

Spoof doesn't mean fictional.

[disneyspy]

300 means nothing it's all about page 12,i'm torn,do i go look for my camera or go deny a trade?

[Dell]

In restaurants, or at home as well?

restaurants...our kitchen and dining room at home are like an operating room (all bloody and stuff)

[Dell]

oh so i can do you a favor but you wont do one back? time to go use my commisioner tools and deny that trade,brb

I actually thought it was a good trade for you...I'm just telling you to hang onto Flacco and offer someone else

[jennysmurf]

restaurants...our kitchen and dining room at home are like an operating room (all bloody and stuff)

No wonder you travel so much.

[disneyspy]

ive decided to go find the camera,take the pic,go to tinypic and then come back so you have about 5 minutes to get this off page 12,brb

[LeedsJr]

Hicks: "You're a liar, maniac, and a bad fucking person with no dick!"

:lol:

Line of the week, right there.

[realmenhatelife]

Filling out my health insurance stuff. This is the first year we have a smokers surcharge. $600 if you smoke and elect not to take the cessetion class.

[Dell]

No wonder you travel so much.

yes, my wife's latest "work from home" business...slaughter house

[Dell]

ive decided to go find the camera,take the pic,go to tinypic and then come back so you have about 5 minutes to get this off page 12,brb

tinypic...so appropriate

[realmenhatelife]

Misti and Jenny could both ban Spy.

[sailor]

Barry Nelson was the first bond.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Nelson

Casino royals WAS a spoof.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_Royale_(1967_film)

[disneyspy]

wow this thread really slowed down

ok here you go

[jennysmurf]

tinypic...so appropriate

:laugh:


Misti and Jenny could both ban Spy.

Oh, we will. :annoyed:

[jennysmurf]

wow this thread really slowed down

ok here you go

No one's gonna click on your terrible link.:nono:

[realmenhatelife]

wow this thread really slowed down

ok here you go

Nobody click it, it's Keithys blog.

[Dell]

dspy...offer bouldin for wayne and it's a done deal (you'll still get points for bouldin if you start Flacco)

[disneyspy]

No one's gonna click on your terrible link.:nono:

i'm surprised your computer even works,figgured you be bangin the hell out of it tryin to click on it

[Misteriosa]

ok im back... this is the first time all afternoon there has been a lull in the microwave usage. i am finally able to heat my lunch :down:

[LeedsJr]

Can we get Kokomo back in studio?

[jennysmurf]

Nobody click it, it's Keithys blog.

:lol: Poor Keithy.

[disneyspy]

ok im back... this is the first time all afternoon there has been a lull in the microwave usage. i am finally able to heat my lunch :down:

oh look who showed up for page 12

[realmenhatelife]

ok im back... this is the first time all afternoon there has been a lull in the microwave usage. i am finally able to heat my lunch :down:

It's gespacho, you fucked up.

[Dell]

and another 300+ reached...you may take the rest of the afternoon off (but wait until the end of the show)

[danlaroe]

Fantasy football??
You guys,don't go on and on about cell phones too here do ya?

[Dell]

not your best work Jenny...the new mod quote is just blah

[disneyspy]

not your best work Jenny...the new mod quote is just blah

ya dont they have to stand and bend over?

[jennysmurf]

not your best work Jenny...the new mod quote is just blah

Yeah, I'm not as proud of that one. But I'll leave it up until you say something better.

[Dell]

Yeah, I'm not as proud of that one. But I'll leave it up until you say something better.

:laugh:...sailor would let you know that I "posted" it, I did not "say" it

and the one I want you to remove is the one accusing me of being older than spy (second worse thing you can say about a guy)

[jennysmurf]

ya dont they have to stand and bend over?

They can't. His version of foreplay is drugging them first.

[jennysmurf]

:laugh:...sailor would let you know that I "posted" it, I did not "say" it

Don't be like sailor. He's terrible.

[deliciousV]

ya dont they have to stand and bend over?

you're the expert

[hanso]

matthews in on a bye and mendlehall and demarco murray should be good next week but i'll have the same problem you had with WRs so i'll offer you flacco for wayne

With your luck Tanner will get the rock over Felix

[disneyspy]

They can't. His version of foreplay is drugging them first.

my idea of foreplay is to yell "brace yourself!!"

[Dell]

my idea of foreplay is to yell "brace yourself!!"

or, "put down the pepper spray"

[disneyspy]

With your luck Tanner will get the rock over Felix

with my luck, my whole team will get in car wrecks on the way to the game

[hanso]

I actually thought it was a good trade for you...I'm just telling you to hang onto Flacco and offer someone else

He is being a Romo homer.



Play Kittie not this rock out!

[Misteriosa]

He is being a Romo homer.



Play Kittie not this rock out!

i like this cover:

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[Dell]

well, let's close out the show with some passive aggression...OH GOODIE, A SPY REPORT

[disneyspy]

i get a huge kick out of ron playing spy report over these callers

[Dell]

another goddamn perfect spy report...I don't know why they don't do more of them

[Dell]

pedophiles simply want victims...I don't think there is a sexual preference

[disneyspy]

another goddamn perfect spy report...I don't know why they don't do more of them

i think i'll ask ron if he wants to take over your team

[Dell]

i think i'll ask ron if he wants to take over your team

:laugh:

[hanso]

i like this cover:



Thought they were going with girl bands today, was the only other one could think of off the bat.

[deliciousV]

i think i'll ask ron if he wants to take over your team

he certainly wouldn't want yours.

[disneyspy]

he certainly wouldn't want yours.

youmuthafuck

[Dell]

did this guy say Obama is Ludacris?..I'm really behind on the hip hop scene

[Misteriosa]

he certainly wouldn't want yours.

http://static.tumblr.com/nn5accr/cozm85o7b/dayum.jpeg

[jennysmurf]

he certainly wouldn't want yours.

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

did this guy say Obama is Ludacris?..I'm really behind on the hip hop scene

I don't think I've ever seen both of them in the same room together... :unsure:

[hanso]

I don't think I've ever seen both of them in the same room together... :unsure:

He will never be close to MC Rove.

[Misteriosa]

shark :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

Finish the thought, Ron...

[Dell]

Fez is the one that HATES...anyone and everyone that has an opinion (real or assumed) different than him

AND, how did Philadelphia get the "City of Brotherly Love" moniker?..:blink:

[disneyspy]

we should have a bet on what will come first, a fez cry or a shark attack

[Dell]

shark Attack

[hanso]

And I thought that return song was Cyndi Lauper, and RMHL called it.

[spoon]

wow this thread really slowed down

ok here you go

man this will anger kevin

[LeedsJr]

There it is! It's the law! No more pants! :clap:

[jennysmurf]

I'd listen to the Ron and Fez Report.

[Dell]

YEAH...another spy report

damn, best one ever...you can walk around with your dick out

[deliciousV]

Fez is the one that HATES...anyone and everyone that has an opinion (real or assumed) different than him

AND, how did Philadelphia get the "City of Brotherly Love" moniker?..:blink:

incestuous gays?

[spoon]

YEAH...another spy report

damn, best one ever...you can walk around with your dick out


who doesn't?

[hanso]

Angry Fez to return on Fri.

[jennysmurf]

YEAH...another spy report

damn, best one ever...you can walk around with your dick out

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.:help:

[jennysmurf]

There it is! It's the law! No more pants! :clap:

Like you ever cared whether or not it was legal.:dry:

[spoon]

pants are for lawyers

[LeedsJr]

Like you ever cared whether or not it was legal.:dry:

Well, all the citations were cutting into my beer and bourbon funds...:drunk:

[Misteriosa]

Fez is the one that HATES...anyone and everyone that has an opinion (real or assumed) different than him

AND, how did Philadelphia get the "City of Brotherly Love" moniker?..:blink:

φιλάδελφος, (philadelphos) - ancient greek for loving like a brother. /nerd

you can break it down further:

philos - love of / adelphos - brother

[jennysmurf]

pants are for lawyers

Good thing we don't have any of those here.

[spoon]

and this is actually page 7 (not 12+) for all the non-heathens savages

50 per page sluts

[spoon]

make that page 8

[spoon]

Good thing we don't have any of those here.

ha!

those that WERE here only wore radio host cock in their mouths...not pants

[disneyspy]

make that page 8

200 more posts and you can see my balls!

alright buddays,this was fun,until tommorow

C'YA!!

[spoon]

200 more posts and you can see my balls!

alright buddays,this was fun,until tommorow

C'YA!!

u mean grey raisins...no thanks dizdusky

[jennysmurf]

:bye: Let's get together like this more often.

[danlaroe]

200 more posts and you can see my balls!

alright buddays,this was fun,until tommorow

C'YA!!

I love a challenge

[disneyspy]

u mean grey raisins...no thanks dizdusky

that actually made me laugh

[spoon]

I love a challenge

the real challenge is to ever imagine his balls operational...eww

that was boardwalk empire days

[spoon]

that actually made me laugh

alliteration fascination

[danlaroe]

the real challenge is to ever imagine his balls operational...eww

that was boardwalk empire days

Is he the oldest person alive right now?

[spoon]

Is he the oldest person alive right now?

well that poses an interesting question...is he truly alive?

I'm not convinced he isn't a shitty commodore 64 program based on bad jokes, gay on liners and all things disneyspy. After all is said and done, perhaps the disney thing is a clue to him being cryogenically frozen since his death 217 year ago at the age of 152? I'm not convinced he didn't own slaves and institute Mormonism.

:unsure:

[Dell]

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.:help:

or that anyone would notice...ouch!

[Dell]

φιλάδελφος, (philadelphos) - ancient greek for loving like a brother. /nerd

you can break it down further:

philos - love of / adelphos - brother

look at the brain on Misti...well done!

[deliciousV]

look at the brain on Misti...well done!

pretty much the same thing I said

[Dell]

pretty much the same thing I said

:laugh: