Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/4/13 - Stomp Around

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

A good old fashioned stomp around song, from the Seminal "Over the James."

Hey, Rilo Kiley was the playlist yesterday, and I didn't even submit it.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know why they fill up the mask strips commercials with all this double talk. They're never gonna play them on non XL chanels, and who is going to buy this product but be offended by the content of the commercial if they just spoke factually?

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I predict a BIG week for the BIG CAT...and, a downward spiral of the current intern class

[realmenhatelife]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I predict a BIG week for the BIG CAT...and, a downward spiral of the current intern class

They cured AIDS, afterall.

[realmenhatelife]

That doesn't sound a lot like Don Pardo from what I remember.

[Warren Peace]

ahh..nothing like a little misguided Fez outrage to set the tone for the rest of the week.

[hanso]

Wow Don Pardo is 95

[Lemieux66]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I predict a BIG week for the BIG CAT...and, a downward spiral of the current intern class

Hope you're not a betting man... 15 minutes into the week and he's on the verge of tears over Don Pardo.

[Recyclerz]

Even though it's not a surprise anymore, I have to laugh every time the Fez Whatley, the Least Self-Aware Carny Attraction ever, walks right into the big counter punch.

Even the listeners are ready immediately to throw the haymaker nowadays.

[Dell]

Hope you're not a betting man... 15 minutes into the week and he's on the verge of tears over Don Pardo.

he's having a slow start, but I see a big ramp up this week...he'll be singing "too sexy for the cage" before the week is over (best shut down he ever had of a caller)

[disneyspy]

hicks should call himself a doctor,that way he could be dr pepper

[realmenhatelife]

I did once hear a chef in a Starbucks making a big deal about being a chef, even though he worked at like Olive Garden.

[Warren Peace]

Does Fez see the irony of his cousin insisting that he be referred to as "Dr." and him referring to himself as "gay"?

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Shark is so topical.

[disneyspy]

Get Out Of The Water!!

[Recyclerz]

Does Fez see the irony of his cousin insisting that he be referred to as "Dr." and him referring to himself as "gay"?

HEY! You know that Fez is an "Irony-Impaired American." Not cool, dude.

[Dell]

and Shark signals the beginning of the downward spiral for the intern class...:happy:

[LeedsJr]

and Shark signals the beginning of the downward spiral for the intern class...:happy:

You mean they can get worse than they already are? :blink:

[disneyspy]

SNL could do a parody of the RON AND FEZ SHOW with a skit called PARDO THE INTERRUPTION

[realmenhatelife]

I dont understand why "break your guitar, pete" is such a problem. The guy used to break his guitar.

[disneyspy]

i just mouthed "fuck you" , its fun

[A.J.]

I dont understand why "break your guitar, pete" is such a problem. The guy used to break his guitar.

Yeah, 45 years ago.

[disneyspy]

i dare any chick to yell "show your balls" at me

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, 45 years ago.

It's still a literal reference. Lets just knock off treating artists like they're so precious. If he wants to break his guitar he will, if he doesn't he wont. It's not insulting to ask this geriatric asshole to do something he's famous for.

[disneyspy]

post it dell!

[realmenhatelife]

I mean, can you imagine someone showing you a sign that made you angry enough to say "fuck you" to someone? Like if they were yelling in his face, or running up to him, or trying to start a chant I get it a little better, but the sign just makes it so silly. He probably had to squint to see it.

[hanso]

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[realmenhatelife]

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It's so creepy, it doesn't help that they move like something from Silent Hill.

[Dell]

i dare any chick to yell "show your balls" at me

or "pull down your socks"...same thing

[sailor]

I hope FM don't see that vid.

[Dell]

post it dell!

I was grabbing lunch...what did I miss?

[realmenhatelife]

Daryll Hannah for her Global Warming documentary, and judging from the i bang I think you're getting Tom Collicchio's wife for the hunger documentary.

[realmenhatelife]

I believe in global warming but Hicks is fucking crazy, it got cool really early this summer and we had a pretty chill September.

[hanso]

hicks should call himself a doctor,that way he could be dr pepper

He just did.

[disneyspy]

I was grabbing lunch...what did I miss?

some chick told tony bennet "sing it tony" while he was in concert and he stopped the show to tell her he was already doing that and she needed to STFU

[realmenhatelife]

Look, I know I'm a heartless bastard, but if you have to start feeding your dog pedialyte and pay for multiple surgeries wouldnt you just put it down?

[Chigworthy]

I will be shocked if this bitch isn't self absorbed and boring.

[Misteriosa]

Hey buddays. :o work has been so overwhelming that im on the edge of tears..i hope things get better around here soon...

[realmenhatelife]

Hey buddays. :o work has been so overwhelming that im on the edge of tears..i hope things get better around here soon...

Kick ass, take names, drink coffee. You'll get through it.

[realmenhatelife]

I do a national show here and occasionally things happen in places I vacation, so then I yell at the audience about it...

[disneyspy]

i'm sure you folks out east havent heard anything about it but lake michigan has dropped a record 2 1/2 feet in the last year and a half,kinda scary

[Recyclerz]

Sorry Daryl, but the politicians ARE representing the majority of their constituents by doing everything in their power to keep the price of gasoline affordable for as long as possible, even if it means an environmetal and economic collapse at the end of the process.

[sailor]

i'm sure you folks out east havent heard anything about it but lake michigan has dropped a record 2 1/2 feet in the last year and a half,kinda scary

Fuck, that's further than your balls!

[LeedsJr]

i'm sure you folks out east havent heard anything about it but lake michigan has dropped a record 2 1/2 feet in the last year and a half,kinda scary

You finally stopped peeing in it?

[Dell]

I wonder how well she gets around after losing that second eye...:down:

[A.J.]

i'm sure you folks out east havent heard anything about it but lake michigan has dropped a record 2 1/2 feet in the last year and a half,kinda scary

First the people left, now the water.

[Recyclerz]

i'm sure you folks out east havent heard anything about it but lake michigan has dropped a record 2 1/2 feet in the last year and a half,kinda scary

In the morning you should go gunning for the man who stole your water

[Dell]

this may be the first prize I want to win...loved Splash and she was beautiful in it

[disneyspy]

First the people left, now the water.

i wish the people around here would leave,not only are we the only area still growing in michigan but our roads cant handle the traffic and its pot hole city now

[Dell]

"running hotter" doesn't make you sweat more...lower core temperature will make you sweat more

think about it...you don't see a cup of coffee sweat

my "normal" body temperature is below 98 and I sweat building a snowman...:happy:

[hanso]

i'm sure you folks out east havent heard anything about it but lake michigan has dropped a record 2 1/2 feet in the last year and a half,kinda scary

Yeah but the Rockets got back together



I out did the fast food joint with this bugger/fries I made in microwave/toaster oven

[realmenhatelife]

If ford could release a zero emissions car it would instantly be the best selling product of all time and theyd win a nobel prize.

[sailor]

"running hotter" doesn't make you sweat more...lower core temperature will make you sweat more

think about it...you don't see a cup of coffee sweat

my "normal" body temperature is below 98 and I sweat building a snowman...:happy:

Sounds like you have hyperhidrosis.

[disneyspy]

Yeah but the Rockets got back together



I out did the fast food joint with this bugger/fries I made in microwave/toaster oven

hanslation,anyone?

[realmenhatelife]

i'm sure you folks out east havent heard anything about it but lake michigan has dropped a record 2 1/2 feet in the last year and a half,kinda scary
But how are the redwings doing?

[disneyspy]

But how are the redwings doing?

i still cant beleve that stupid game yesterday,went from the best game of the year to two stupid delay of game penalties at the very end to fuck it all up,if the playoffs started right now they'd be in,FOR THE 22nd STRAIGHT SEASON!

[hanso]

hanslation,anyone?

The band the rockets are from there was reading about them last night.

[disneyspy]

The band the rockets are from there was reading about them last night.

oh,ok

this may be the first unmasked that i'm jealous of the people that are going,really like robert whul since seeing him at the comedy fest here last month

[Recyclerz]

If ford could release a zero emissions car it would instantly be the best selling product of all time and theyd win a nobel prize.

They have to get the price down before it would sell (See Volt, Chevy and/or Leaf, Nissan)

The only way I can see to deal with this crisis is a slowly rising (world-wide) carbon tax on fossil fuels and I can't see any politician in this country willing to fall on that sword.

[realmenhatelife]

This is a super egotistical. Animals change their environment too, and when they throw it out of balance they suffer ill effects. We're the animals who have figured out this relationship and take measures to correct it. To call that a 'non thinking' species, kiss my ass. If you really want to improve things you wont just whine about how awful humans are, imagine something bigger than yourself for a change.

[Dell]

They have to get the price down before it would sell (See Volt, Chevy and/or Leaf, Nissan)

The only way I can see to deal with this crisis is a slowly rising (world-wide) carbon tax on fossil fuels and I can't see any politician in this country willing to fall on that sword.

the Volt and other electric cars are not zero emissions...I guess if it is a nuclear power plant that is producing the electricity that is used to recharge the batteries, then the "operation" is zero emissions

[hanso]

If ford could release a zero emissions car it would instantly be the best selling product of all time and theyd win a nobel prize.

Tell that to Stanley Meyer

[realmenhatelife]

They have to get the price down before it would sell (See Volt, Chevy and/or Leaf, Nissan)

The only way I can see to deal with this crisis is a slowly rising (world-wide) carbon tax on fossil fuels and I can't see any politician in this country willing to fall on that sword.


True, and they have to address issues like recharging and that charge coming from fossil fuel powered generators. Essentially what I meant was if Ford could produce the Model T of clean cars they'd have no problem selling it.



Another issue is everyone wants everything now or they dont believe it works. When I was a kid no one drove "clean diesel" autos, I never saw biodiesel stations, no one had hybrids, no one had electric cars, no one had hydrogen cars. Shit is moving in the right direction atleast, and eventually the bubble bursts where clean becomes mroe commercially viable than gas.

[deliciousV]

I wonder if DH considers Al Gore a dirty lying bastard? He's been getting rich behind the green movement, and selling carbon credits, which is akin to the church selling sin credits. Both sides of this issue are greedy, that's why anything with "GREEN" on the label costs more.

[Dell]

there is a lot of R&D money in the government targeting these things...heard of the Department of Energy?

Governmental department whose mission is to advance energy technology and promote related innovation in the United States.

the first A in NASA also spends a large part of its budget on emissions reductions and alternative fuel research...

[hanso]

the Volt and other electric cars are not zero emissions...I guess if it is a nuclear power plant that is producing the electricity that is used to recharge the batteries, then the "operation" is zero emissions

skunk works to have fission powered craft in 4 years

[realmenhatelife]

I saw a guy in a top hat at Sam Ash and he looked like a total douche.

[jennysmurf]

I saw a guy in a top hat at Sam Ash and he looked like a total douche.

That's because he was. Did he also have outstanding facial hair? I feel the same way about people who wear capes when not a superhero.

[realmenhatelife]

That's because he was. Did he also have outstanding facial hair? I feel the same way about people who wear capes when not a superhero.

He looked like the type that couldnt grow facial hair.

[sailor]

I would have guessed Ron and fez would have each taken the opposite side on this Jordan story. Maybe their scripts got mixed up.

[realmenhatelife]

If youve never seen mediatakeout oh man youre missing out on spelling errors and homophobia

[realmenhatelife]

12 year old Delaware county boy dies in coma resulting from injuries sustained in fight with bully, for all the let them duke it out proponents

[Dell]

this caller is telling Ron that he is too stupid to know what Romney was really saying...:laugh:


the Obamanites will not sway an inch from their guy...

[jennysmurf]

He looked like the type that couldnt grow facial hair.

Ah, I see. Next time, flip a quarter at him and tell him to buy a mustache.

[realmenhatelife]

Ah, I see. Next time, flip a quarter at him and tell him to buy a mustache.

I realize this may be the San Fransister in your but that sounds like what you'd say to hit on a gay guy.

[sailor]

I realize this may be the San Fransister in your but that sounds like what you'd say to hit on a gay guy.

Butt has two t's.

[realmenhatelife]

I know he loves it but this country fried shit is just awful.

[realmenhatelife]

Butt has two t's.

Oh I think she's too much of a good girl to get down like that.

[jennysmurf]

Butt has two t's.

Oh I think she's too much of a good girl to get down like that.

Both of you go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

[Dell]

Both of you go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

oh...but what about the whole "idle hands" thing

[sailor]

Both of you go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

I was proud of that one, dammit. Took one obvious spelling error and pretended it was a preposterous one instead? It's not as good as the DS's balls line, but it was still solid.

[A.J.]

Students shouldn't be allowed to run on the court regardless of the situation. It's to protect the court from damage from people who aren't wearing sneakers or other rubber soled shoes.

[jennysmurf]

I was proud of that one, dammit. Took one obvious spelling error and pretended it was a preposterous one instead? It's not as good as the DS's balls line, but it was still solid.

It was clever, but you shouldn't be talking about things being in my butt.

[Dell]

It was clever, but you shouldn't be talking about things being in my butt.

ahem...AHEM!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Salmon Rushdie? You cant hurt a man that's had sex with Padma Lakshmi.

[jennysmurf]

ahem...AHEM!!!

Don't make me come over there!

[Dell]

Don't make me come over there!

:innocent:

[hanso]

Butt has two t's.

:lol:

[hanso]

Students shouldn't be allowed to run on the court regardless of the situation. It's to protect the court from damage from people who aren't wearing sneakers or other rubber soled shoes.

Had thought this also even though it wasn't brought up by the reports of it.

mega donks :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Audrey Hepburn is the original Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Audrey Hepburn begets Winona Ryder, Zooey Deschenel, etc etc.

[Dell]

later buddays...three hours of meeting begin NOW!

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

It was clever, but you shouldn't be talking about things being in my butt.

Who are you kidding, it's all we talk about.

[jennysmurf]

Who are you kidding, it's all we talk about.

*sigh* Boys.

[sailor]

:lol:

See?!

[jennysmurf]

See?!

I wouldn't be too proud of hanso understanding one of my jokes.

[sailor]

I wouldn't be too proud of hanso understanding one of my jokes.

DS says he's brilliant! Oh. Wait. Nevermind.