Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/5/13 - Hit it running

[realmenhatelife]

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Spread your dimentia

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

im listening and peeking in on the ispy :o

[realmenhatelife]

:bye:

im listening and peeking in on the ispy :o

So everyone watch your language!

[Misteriosa]

The Killers - Monsters

(if my guitar hero 2 playing time serves me correctly)

[realmenhatelife]

The Killers - Monsters

(if my guitar hero 2 playing time serves me correctly)

It was The Strokes - Reptilia, spy still wins.

But you weren't too far off.

[Misteriosa]

It was The Strokes - Reptilia, spy still wins.

But you weren't too far off.

meh.. i knew it was a GH2 song :o

[Misteriosa]

i didnt want to cheat and google the song either :o

ok.. back to the work pit.

[realmenhatelife]

meh.. i knew it was a GH2 song :o

Ok, Partial Credit!

[realmenhatelife]

Oh bullshit, no one is doing this. How high could you get from shooting up a vile of someone elses blood?

[hanso]

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Toe nails get you high as hell just ask Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

The blood type would come from one of the parents or a combination of their blood types, you idjits. Two people with A blood aren't having a baby with B type.

[Misteriosa]

inthis discussion of baby's blood type, im guessing ron is totally discounting the dad's contribution of dna ?

[sailor]

If you're doing it with your own blood, just keep a small amount of drug in reserve. You'll get the same amount of high for much less effort.

Yes, and the mother is also growing skin, bones, brains, et al that's not her own. What's the big deal?

[Misteriosa]

bone marrow is where blood is created and is why the blood type of a person can change. its not a "transfusion" like you would regular blood. marrow is transplanted like an organ.

also, the donor's dna can exist in the blood, while the recipient's dna is on the outer parts like the skin hair and nails.

[sailor]

Oh bullshit, no one is doing this. How high could you get from shooting up a vile of someone elses blood?

How many pints of blood in the body? How many CC's are you injecting? Divide and that's the percentage of the original high you're getting. A: not very damn high.

[sailor]

inthis discussion of baby's blood type, im guessing ron is totally discounting the dad's contribution of dna ?

Of course.

[Misteriosa]

If you're doing it with your own blood, just keep a small amount of drug in reserve. You'll get the same amount of high for much less effort.

Yes, and the mother is also growing skin, bones, brains, et al that's not her own. What's the big deal?

i guess they fell asleep or cut during those parts of science class

[realmenhatelife]

Science is the enemy of this whole channel.

[Misteriosa]

Science is the enemy of this whole channel.

that and reading past the headline :rolleyes:

[realmenhatelife]

I'll take the duck calls over OK computer because atleast then I can just play temple run on my phone.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe I had a bone marrow transplant, because out of the blue I've decided I want to wear a watch.


And for some reason there are a ton of 1960s russian watches on etsy.

[realmenhatelife]

Blame the seller, not the buyer.

And who are you kidding, the universities are part of the reason New York is New York. What do you think happens to the art scene when you remove schools from the city?

[sailor]

Blame the seller, not the buyer.

And who are you kidding, the universities are part of the reason New York is New York. What do you think happens to the art scene when you remove schools from the city?

Not listening now, are they talking about the Columbia university thing from a few years back, or something new?

[Misteriosa]

Ron to Pepper: "this is the part where you start rambling to fill air time because fez isnt talking."

:surrender:

[disneyspy]

when life gives you sinkholes,make sinkholeade

[Misteriosa]

Not listening now, are they talking about the Columbia university thing from a few years back, or something new?

NYU swallowing up the surrounding real estate, further gentrifying the area, and charging a king's ransom for an education there to pay for it all.

[realmenhatelife]

Not listening now, are they talking about the Columbia university thing from a few years back, or something new?

NYU buying up real estate and building. Ron "despises NYU" would prefer that crack houses be in those spaces than NYU's ugly buildings and wishes they would move upstate and leave the city.

[sailor]

NYU swallowing up the surrounding real estate, further gentrifying the area, and charging a king's ransom for an education there to pay for it all.

Are they buying the land or is it eminent domain like with Columbia? Like RMHL said, blame the seller, if anyone (if they're buying it).

[disneyspy]

oof,i dont think that caller from missoura knows that sinkholes are caused by lack or water in the water table,you cant drownd in a sinkhole

[realmenhatelife]

Are they buying the land or is it eminent domain like with Columbia? Like RMHL said, blame the seller, if anyone (if they're buying it).

I just assumed they were buying, if it's eminent domain then fuck those assholes. Although I would still stand on the arts scene would take a big hit if you dont have the entirety of NYU patronizing/feuling it.

[A.J.]

Ha, Ron is killing Fez right now. :laugh:

[disneyspy]

Ha, Ron is killing Fez right now. :laugh:

how can you tell?

[jennysmurf]

oof,i dont think that caller from missoura knows that sinkholes are caused by lack or water in the water table,you cant drownd in a sinkhole

The brother that jumped in after him said that there was sludge and mud up to his chest. So, I guess you could drownd, just not in the regular sense.

[sailor]

I just assumed they were buying, if it's eminent domain then fuck those assholes. Although I would still stand on the arts scene would take a big hit if you dont have the entirety of NYU patronizing/feuling it.

Ok, from what I (just) read they're not buying new land but building on land they've already owned. The issue is the city had to change zoning laws to allow this in the village. Nyt absolutely hates it, but no other news sources seem to give a shit.

[Misteriosa]

I feel like im listening to the evidence tape that they will play at ron's trial. :surrender:

edit: nvm the caller already said it

[Recyclerz]

Well that's a pretty good collections of alibis from Ron on why he will have strangled Fez.

I wonder if we listeners would be able to be on the jury.

[sailor]

I feel like im listening to the evidence tape that they will play at ron's trial. :surrender:

edit: nvm the caller already said it

What's the haps?

[sailor]

Well that's a pretty good collections of alibis from Ron on why he will have strangled Fez.

I wonder if we listeners would be able to be on the jury.

Thx. Much better record of events than misti.

[jimmyolsenblues]

I love Angry Ron, I want to be listening the day Ronnie snaps and kills him.

[realmenhatelife]

Ok, from what I (just) read they're not buying new land but building on land they've already owned. The issue is the city had to change zoning laws to allow this in the village. Nyt absolutely hates it, but no other news sources seem to give a shit.

As an outsider stuff like this always seems to me like New Yorkers chafing at being New Yorkers. The real estate is so insanely overinflated there art just doesn't compete. That's where you live dude, deal with it. You get off on it ever other time. If you want art to trump finance you dont need to be around higher principles, you need to be in a place where the dirt isn't as valuable.

Pittsburgh has beautiful buildings. Move there.

[sailor]

As an outsider stuff like this always seems to me like New Yorkers chafing at being New Yorkers. The real estate is so insanely overinflated there art just doesn't compete. That's where you live dude, deal with it. You get off on it ever other time. If you want art to trump finance you dont need to be around higher principles, you need to be in a place where the dirt isn't as valuable.

Pittsburgh has beautiful buildings. Move there.

On the other hand, they moved or lived in an area that had laws to keep it the way they wanted and then the laws got changed on them. I can see them being pissed off.

[CountryBob]

Fez stole his wallet for having great characters

[LeedsJr]

I've added the new interns to my list of reasons to turn off the show. Unlistenable. :thumbdown:

[jennysmurf]

I've added the new interns to my list of reasons to turn off the show. Unlistenable. :thumbdown:

That list is getting pretty long.

[CountryBob]

I've added the new interns to my list of reasons to turn off the show. Unlistenable. :thumbdown:


Do you shake your fists and yell when kids are on your lawn too?

[Warren Peace]

is this kid on ludes?

[jennysmurf]

Do you shake your fists and yell when kids are on your lawn too?

:laugh:

[CountryBob]

I sound like that guy from Oakley trucking

[Warren Peace]

So Fez has been pimping Dollar Shave Club for over a month and he just now received his razors?

[sailor]

So Fez has been pimping Dollar Shave Club for over a month and he just now received his razors?

Ain't it a monthly service?

[CountryBob]

I hooked up with a chick once that had never shaved anything. Her family were hippies and it is amazing how much hair a chick could grow down there.
She needed the dollar razors deal badly

[realmenhatelife]

On the other hand, they moved or lived in an area that had laws to keep it the way they wanted and then the laws got changed on them. I can see them being pissed off.

I sympathize there, I was more taking Ron's tract. He liked seeing a building, the building isn't there anymore, he finds this infuriating.


Although, it is the same issue. The value of the property is what makes getting that zoning overturned financially viable. It's gentrifying the richies, it's kindof funny in that respect.

[realmenhatelife]

I hooked up with a chick once that had never shaved anything. Her family were hippies and it is amazing how much hair a chick could grow down there.
She needed the dollar razors deal badly

Me too, the only thing that creeped me out was she had nose hair.

[Dell]

afternooner buddays...:bye:

I'm at the 11:35 mark on the show...has it been a good day?

[sailor]

afternooner buddays...:bye:

I'm at the 11:35 mark on the show...has it been a good day?

I look like fuckin' ice cube now?!

[realmenhatelife]

They're playing Sailor's tune.

[A.J.]

Sail on Sailor! :clap:

[hanso]

Thx. Much better record of events than misti.

your song is the re joiner

[sailor]

Y?!

Ah, the lifeboat.

[sailor]

Have to vote off Dante. He'd want it that way.

[sailor]

37

[jennysmurf]

Me too, the only thing that creeped me out was she had nose hair.

You and CBob had the same girl?

[disneyspy]

Ain't it a monthly service?

what are you? a vampire?

[hanso]

I've added the new interns to my list of reasons to turn off the show. Unlistenable. :thumbdown:

but the life boat song changed

[Dell]

You and CBob had the same girl?

HA, "girl"...that's a good one

[jennysmurf]

HA, "girl"...that's a good one

:laugh: That was no girl.

[sailor]

what are you? a vampire?

I'm sure this is brilliant, but I don't get it.

[disneyspy]

I'm sure this is brilliant, but I don't get it.

it's ok,you people dont get hanso's gems either

[hanso]

I'm sure this is brilliant, but I don't get it.

dizlation please

[disneyspy]

dizlation please

now that shit is funny!

[CountryBob]

:laugh: That was no girl.

I wondered if she was lying when she said she had a 6 inch clit and ovaries hanging on the outside

[disneyspy]

I wondered if she was lying when she said she had a 6 inch clit and ovaries hanging on the outside

thats called a severly prolapsed vagina,i must know her

[realmenhatelife]

You and CBob had the same girl?

Cbob gets around, so you never know.

[Misteriosa]

Me too, the only thing that creeped me out was she had nose hair.

WHAT?! So i missed the nose hairs, everything else was sha.... uhh...

*slowly backs out of the room*

[jennysmurf]

WHAT?! So i missed the nose hairs, everything else was sha.... uhh...

*slowly backs out of the room*

Aha! I knew it!:clap:

[Misteriosa]

Aha! I knew it!:clap:

knew what? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

WHAT?! So i missed the nose hairs, everything else was sha.... uhh...

*slowly backs out of the room*

http://trimeon.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/rosesanne-roseannadanna1.jpg

Nevermind

[sailor]

knew what? :unsure:

Udaho?

[jennysmurf]

knew what? :unsure:

Oh, nothing, nothing. Carry on....

[sailor]

Phenomenal.

[realmenhatelife]

They're from Brooklyn and they haven't been to the city? Damn, hop a train why dont ya.




I dont care about Clive Davis but he just came out, maybe Fez will make a connection with another silverback?

[sailor]

They're from Brooklyn and they haven't been to the city? Damn, hop a train why dont ya.




I dont care about Clive Davis but he just came out, maybe Fez will make a connection with another silverback?

I was gonna say he could be fez's late-in-life gay mentor.

[sailor]

Yeah, I know what I wrote.

[disneyspy]

did someone put this dudes voice on slo mo?

[disneyspy]

Yeah, I know what I wrote.

dont worry,the mods here arent brave enuf to use the the funny quotes

[Dell]

Yeah, I know what I wrote.

said...:happy:

[Dell]

dont worry,the mods here arent brave enuf to use the the funny quotes

Jenny had a gem that didn't stick...(probably because everyone started daydreaming when reading it)

[jennysmurf]

said...:happy:

typed...

[jennysmurf]

Jenny had a gem that didn't stick...(probably because everyone started daydreaming when reading it)

We mods have a loosely-honored code of ethics.

[jennysmurf]

did someone put this dudes voice on slo mo?

Give him a break, he's 80! I bet you sounded like that when you were his age.

[disneyspy]

Give him a break, he's 80! I bet you sounded like that when you were his age.

thats funny! did someone feed you that line?

[Dell]

Give him a break, he's 80! I bet you sounded like that when you were his age.

:laugh:...that's funny because spy is old

[realmenhatelife]

:laugh:...that's funny because spy is old

And gay!

[jennysmurf]

:laugh:...that's funny because spy is old

And gay!

Yeah!:laugh:

[disneyspy]

thats funny! did someone feed you that line?

Yeah!:laugh:

thought so

[Dell]

regretting my lunch selection today...two chilli cheese hotdogs with onions

I'll be tasting it for days...:surrender:

[disneyspy]

I'll be tasting it for days...:surrender:

cough cough

[jennysmurf]

dont worry,the mods here arent brave enuf to use the the funny quotes

C'mon, your modquotes, when read together, are sheer poetry.

[Dell]

cough cough

not as good as my sig quote...:innocent:

[jennysmurf]

not as good as my sig quote...:innocent:

Aw man, I hate you so much!:laugh:

[disneyspy]

not as good as my sig quote...:innocent:

HA! JUST NOTICED THAT!! fuckin great

[deliciousV]

regretting my lunch selection today...two chilli cheese hotdogs with onions

I'll be tasting it for days...:surrender:

I had a Carolina Burger on Sat. It was just murdered with the chilli and the slaw, so fucking good that I haven't been able to stop wanting another.

[disneyspy]

testing to see my new sig

[Dell]

I had a Carolina Burger on Sat. It was just murdered with the chilli and the slaw, so fucking good that I haven't been able to stop wanting another.

definitely something that taste better the first time...hate the repeats

[Dell]

testing to see my new sig

HA...did he actually have the "I" in his quote?

[disneyspy]

HA...did he actually have the "I" in his quote?

I was gonna say he could be fez's late-in-life gay mentor.

he made it easy

[Dell]

I was about to comment on what I just heard, then I remembered I'm an hour behind...:laugh:

[disneyspy]

bitches get stiches,you'll laugh in an hour dell

[realmenhatelife]

not as good as my sig quote...:innocent:

Atta boy, give these mods a taste of their own medicine.

[disneyspy]

i thought he was saying mean-ness 2.0

[disneyspy]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MEME-THIS-FEZ2.jpg

[sailor]

he made it easy

He pointed out there was something to quote there. No fun if he does the work for you.

[disneyspy]

why does he talk about himself in the 3rd person?

[hanso]

http://i.imgur.com/RpYcM.gif

[realmenhatelife]

That picture is uncanny.

[CountryBob]

Just tuned back in - but on sailor time - and that does look like Fez!

[sailor]

why does he talk about himself in the 3rd person?

Type.

[disneyspy]

Type.

pause

[realmenhatelife]

Why did Ron just bring up The Natural to a black guy and expect him to get it?

[hanso]

http://i.imgur.com/4mFavC8.gif

[jennysmurf]

Atta boy, give these mods a taste of their own medicine.

Do you not like your modquotes? Cause I think they're totes super.

[realmenhatelife]

Do you not like your modquotes? Cause I think they're totes super.

I like them just fine, but sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted.

[disneyspy]

ALOT of people from detroit are moving up here and we call it the black plague has hit town

[realmenhatelife]

Ketchup is sugar and vinegar, so it's kindof preserved and you dont have to refrigerate it. I do though.

And home made ketchup Ron, dont be such a ketchup hard ass.

[CountryBob]

What does totes mean?

[CountryBob]

ALOT of people from detroit are moving up here and we call it the black plague has hit town


Woah - racist!

[disneyspy]

Woah - racist!

i dont think you understand,we call them black cuz their skin is darker than ours

[disneyspy]

that donk sounder is so annoying that i hold the remote to turn off my reciever as fast as possible

[hanso]

mega donk vs fez live read lol

[CountryBob]

i dont think you understand,we call them black cuz their skin is darker than ours


Oh ok then

[disneyspy]

Oh ok then

i didnt think you'd understand since you're from one of those states who's ass we kicked in the civil war

alright buddays,til tommorow...

C'YA!!

[hanso]

i didnt think you'd understand since you're from one of those states who's ass we kicked in the civil war

alright buddays,til tommorow...

C'YA!!

Spy shows his age again

[disneyspy]

Spy shows his age again

na i just read history,it's a well known fact that the michigan militia kicked ohio's ass and kept moving south,sault ste marie's mi,best known son is general sherman,they even named a park after him

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfOravuXaIXgMfcfJ2ADcAD-7hQZN2OhNALusa1CFK1AQPdqtj

[Misteriosa]

Spy shows his age again

well he was an eye witness after all :o


*donk*

[Dell]

i didnt think you'd understand since you're from one of those states who's ass we kicked in the civil war

alright buddays,til tommorow...

C'YA!!

that was no "civil" war...use the correct name "the war of northern aggression"

[disneyspy]

that was no "civil" war...use the correct name "the war of northern aggression"

you shoulda called it the war of getting our asses kicked by the damn yankees

[sailor]

What does totes mean?

Carries.

[Dell]

you shoulda called it the war of getting our asses kicked by the damn yankees

in all conflicts, the North has always had the same role...US, Korea, Vietnam, etc.

:tongue:

[deliciousV]

na i just read history,it's a well known fact that the michigan militia kicked ohio's ass and kept moving south,sault ste marie's mi,best known son is general sherman,they even named a park after him

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfOravuXaIXgMfcfJ2ADcAD-7hQZN2OhNALusa1CFK1AQPdqtj

you are a dolt. The Michigan militia did not fight against Ohio, Ohio was on the same side as Michigan. And Sherman was from Lancaster Ohio.

[jennysmurf]

you are a dolt. The Michigan militia did not fight against Ohio, Ohio was on the same side as Michigan. And Sherman was from Lancaster Ohio.

DS is the worst.

[Recyclerz]

you are a dolt. The Michigan militia did not fight against Ohio, Ohio was on the same side as Michigan. And Sherman was from Lancaster Ohio.

Not so fast V.

The Toledo War aka the Michigan - Ohio War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War)

The only problem was there was only one winner and, psst, it wasn't Michigan.

On the other hand, Ohio did wind up with Toledo, so maybe MI won by default.

[deliciousV]

Not so fast V.

The Toledo War aka the Michigan - Ohio War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War)

The only problem was there was only one winner and, psst, it wasn't Michigan.

On the other hand, Ohio did wind up with Toledo, so maybe MI won by default.

based on what he wrote he seems to think they defeated Ohio in the Civil War. And that "Toledo War" doesn't deserve to call itself a war. Nobody even got wounded, they all just stood there telling yo mamma jokes until if devolved into "fuck you, no, fuck you", then Michigan went home empty handed.

[Dell]

based on what he wrote he seems to think they defeated Ohio in the Civil War. And that "Toledo War" doesn't deserve to call itself a war. Nobody even got wounded, they all just stood there telling yo mamma jokes until if devolved into "fuck you, no, fuck you", then Michigan went home empty handed.

:laugh::lol:

[disneyspy]

based on what he wrote he seems to think they defeated Ohio in the Civil War. And that "Toledo War" doesn't deserve to call itself a war. Nobody even got wounded, they all just stood there telling yo mamma jokes until if devolved into "fuck you, no, fuck you", then Michigan went home empty handed.

you dont know shit,we kicked your ass,made you take toledo,we took the UP from wisconsin and then went down and whipped you southeners asses! sore losers with whipped asses, i say

[deliciousV]

And only you say.

[deliciousV]

you dont know shit,we kicked your ass,made you take toledo,we took the UP from wisconsin and then went down and whipped you southeners asses! sore losers with whipped asses, i say

never trust Disneypedia

[Dell]

you dont know shit,we kicked your ass,made you take toledo,we took the UP from wisconsin and then went down and whipped you southeners asses! sore losers with whipped asses, i say

:laugh:...who said the USSR was the last revisionist regime?

[deliciousV]

:laugh:...who said the USSR was the last revisionist regime?

spy may have lived thru more history than the rest of us, but he can't remember most of it.

[Dell]

spy may have lived thru more history than the rest of us, but he can't remember most of it.

don't make him a bad person...just uniformed

[hanso]

Just got it mixed up with ncaa basketball

[deliciousV]

Just got it mixed up with ncaa basketball

Certainly not NCAA Football

[hanso]

Certainly not NCAA Football

What i ment