Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/12/13 - Droppin Bombs

[realmenhatelife]

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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Luke warm shower this morning, I need some coffee.

[realmenhatelife]

A word to the wise, the good "basic" play goes away on 3/27, which means we'll all be back on sailor time. And, I have to get someone to update flash on my work computer or I'm SOL.

[Misteriosa]

A word to the wise, the good "basic" play goes away on 3/27, which means we'll all be back on sailor time. And, I have to get someone to update flash on my work computer or I'm SOL.

ugh.. first io9 updates its website to work like liquified shit and now this?!

this is why we cant have nice things :dry:

hey buddays :down:

[realmenhatelife]

ugh.. first io9 updates its website to work like liquified shit and now this?!

this is why we cant have nice things :dry:

hey buddays :down:

I noticed that, it's so annoying not being able to look at everything at once and pick what you want to read.

[Misteriosa]

I noticed that, it's so annoying not being able to look at everything at once and pick what you want to read.

the site is so annoying and frustrating to navigate, that it seemed like i was on the edge of rage the whole time. then i was mad at myself for getting annoyed at the layout. i know that kinja layout cancer is going to spread to jezebel, and im trying not to throw my computer out the window over it. the kinja commenting system is terrible, unwieldy, favors spammers and trolls, and everyone hates it, so of course denton wants to turn the whole thing into a giant kinja system and get free content/writing from the commenters.

and dont even get me started on that angle :dry:

[CountryBob]

Hi

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

[Lemieux66]

Missed the beginning of this.. why is Fez pro kid-toucher?

[realmenhatelife]

the site is so annoying and frustrating to navigate, that it seemed like i was on the edge of rage the whole time. then i was mad at myself for getting annoyed at the layout. i know that kinja layout cancer is going to spread to jezebel, and im trying not to throw my computer out the window over it. the kinja commenting system is terrible, unwieldy, favors spammers and trolls, and everyone hates it, so of course denton wants to turn the whole thing into a giant kinja system and get free content/writing from the commenters.

and dont even get me started on that angle :dry:

Yeah, Deadspin picked it up already so it's only a matter of time before the whole network has it. It's really annoying if you're like me and you dont have your browser full screen.

Didn't one of them just run a feature on the shittiness of getting people to write for free? I know they hate bleacher report because of it.

And dont throw your computer out the window, you have a nice computer.

[realmenhatelife]

Also, SEO and SEM is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[sailor]

Nice guy Pepper getting walked all over. This could get uncomfortable.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, I cant tell you how many arguments with my brother include an incredgulous "I'm Lying!" Like Chris Stanley just said. Popcorn's gonna give him a fit.

[sailor]

This is Pepper in his prime?! Oh, dear.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

I understand the whole Matty Ice vs Popcorn thing is a bit. I just hate the bit because it is based on 2 interns who are absolutely awful on the radio.

[sailor]

Maybe Nice guy Pepper should get a mullet; work up front, party in the rear.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe Nice guy Pepper should get a mullet; work up front, party in the rear.

Not my rear.

[Misteriosa]

i havent woken up next to a peeler, ron...

[realmenhatelife]

i havent woken up next to a peeler, ron...

http://rense.com/general85/banana1.jpg

[sailor]

http://rense.com/general85/banana1.jpg

Not my rear.

Oh, my! Wouldn't think you'd even feel the need to point that out.

[realmenhatelife]

Percy Harvin to the Seahawks, Boldin to the 49ers. That division is heating up.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, my! Wouldn't think you'd even feel the need to point that out.

I wont be another Jennysmurf.

[Misteriosa]

I wont be another Jennysmurf.

:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

no food, drink, or bathroom breaks? hmm guess they dont want to have to take the roof off the place again :o

[jennysmurf]

I wont be another Jennysmurf.

:annoyed:

[Misteriosa]

:annoyed:

hey lady, i started watching archer on netflix yesterday.

[jennysmurf]

Just sent this pic to Ron. My little one drew it. It's supposed to be a centaur, but it looks like a guy with a really big booty. I asked Ron if maybe Pepper wasn't a centaur, but just a guy with a really big butt.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/313444_10151377079626799_333407772_n.jpg

[sailor]

:unsure:

:annoyed:

Yeah, that guy's a real jerk, huh?

[jennysmurf]

hey lady, i started watching archer on netflix yesterday.

:clap:

And it's awesome, right? H. Jon Benjamin is another one of my internet husbands!

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, that guy's a real jerk, huh?

You're just lucky that I don't want to replace any of your awesome modquotes.

[sailor]

You're just lucky that I don't want to replace any of your awesome modquotes.

I'm beloved!

[Misteriosa]

:clap:

And it's awesome, right? H. Jon Benjamin is another one of my internet husbands!

it is fucking hilarious and so wonderfully and deliciously wrong. im up to S2E2. i would totally do the hell out of cyril. i love finding pam's tags everywhere and i think she is so underappreciated :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Archer is so good.

You should jump to the three parter that opens season 3.

[Misteriosa]

Archer is so good.

You should jump to the three parter that opens season 3.

you, me, and lana. what do you say? just dont say a word. i'll be thinking of someone else the whole time :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

you, me, and lana. what do you say? just dont say a word. i'll be thinking of someone else the whole time :wink:

Sploosh.

[jennysmurf]

it is fucking hilarious and so wonderfully and deliciously wrong. im up to S2E2. i would totally do the hell out of cyril. i love finding pam's tags everywhere and i think she is so underappreciated :laugh:

Papabear's a fan too. I always leave quips from the show on his user page here. It sometimes takes him a while to realize it's a quote from the show, and just gets uppity with me.:happy:

[realmenhatelife]

The continuity in Archer makes me laugh too, because there's no reason to keep it up but they do. Like in The Tick where they kept continuity with the damage to the moon after chairface wrote his name in it and pineapple pocopo blew it up.

[jennysmurf]

The continuity in Archer makes me laugh too, because there's no reason to keep it up but they do. Like in The Tick where they kept continuity with the damage to the moon after chairface wrote his name in it and pineapple pocopo blew it up.

I haven't seen the Tick in years. To my Netflix queue! *flies away like the superstar she is

[realmenhatelife]

I really dislike Buster, Job and Tobias. You could put them on the boat and then sink it, and me and George Sr could parasail or something?

[disneyspy]

tobias has to go for being an analrapist

[sailor]

I really dislike Buster, Job and Tobias. You could put them on the boat and then sink it, and me and George Sr could parasail or something?

Gob's the best!

[Misteriosa]

havent seen arrested development.

[disneyspy]

I'm beloved!

they replaced fag enabler? bad mods bad!

[Misteriosa]

they replaced fag enabler? bad mods bad!

he could change himself, you know... :smoke:

[Dell]

I wont be another Jennysmurf.

:happy:

[disneyspy]

havent seen arrested development.

i watched it on hulu+ in 2 weeks,had to do something with my free time

[sailor]

he could change himself, you know... :smoke:

I'm very supportive of however DS wants to live. If that makes me an enabler, so be it.

[disneyspy]

he could change himself, you know... :smoke:

good point

bad fake admin,bad!

[jennysmurf]

:happy:

Don't encourage him.

[sailor]

good point

bad fake admin,bad!

I'm a real admin! With zero power.

[Dell]

havent seen arrested development.

me either...or, Sophie's Choice

[Misteriosa]

me either...or, Sophie's Choice

same here

[disneyspy]

i really liked charlize theron's horny retard character

[jennysmurf]

I'm very supportive of however DS wants to live. If that makes me an enabler, so be it.

:laugh: Cause DS is gay.

[sailor]

:laugh: Cause DS is gay.

What?! Out your friends Tuesday!

[deliciousV]

it is fucking hilarious and so wonderfully and deliciously wrong. im up to S2E2. i would totally do the hell out of cyril. i love finding pam's tags everywhere and i think she is so underappreciated :laugh:

wazzat?

[disneyspy]

:laugh: Cause DS is gay.

if you think thats going to make my sig quotes,your nuts lady

[Misteriosa]

i really liked charlize theron's horny retard character

why? because "horny retard" is how most of your dates could be described?







:laugh:

[Dell]

i really liked charlize theron's horny retard character

you're making it way too easy for them...

[Misteriosa]

you're making it way too easy for them...

it was low hanging... like his balls...


:tongue:

[disneyspy]

why? because "horny retard" is how most of your dates could be described?







:laugh:

if you put crazy alcoholic in front of that you'd be right

[deliciousV]

it was low hanging... like his balls...


:tongue:

you're making it easy too

[disneyspy]

speaking of crazy alcoholic horny retards,i've got a new chick in my sights but she only has 5 months sobriety and i need to wait til she hits a year

buts shes really exotic guys!

[Misteriosa]

you're making it easy too

im a giver.

[Dell]

her accent...like Jodie Foster

:wub:

[Misteriosa]

speaking of crazy alcoholic horny retards,i've got a new chick in my sights but she only has 5 months sobriety and i need to wait til she hits a year

buts shes really exotic guys!

why do you have to wait until she hits a year, and what makes her exotic?

[disneyspy]

why do you have to wait until she hits a year, and what makes her exotic?

its an AA thing that you dont prey on new comers and she looks pueto rican which is extremly rare in these parts

[Dell]

why do you have to wait until she hits a year, and what makes her exotic?

Answer one: waiting on the eighteenth birthday

Answer two: she shaves her balls

[realmenhatelife]

Gob's the best!

It's a strange show for me, I really like half the cast and straight up hate the other half. And I like the writing. It's conflicting.

[Misteriosa]

its an AA thing that you dont prey on new comers and she looks pueto rican which is extremly rare in these parts

oh dear god. http://forums.markzdanielewski.com/images/oldsmilies/icon_eek.gif

[disneyspy]

oh dear god. http://forums.markzdanielewski.com/images/oldsmilies/icon_eek.gif

you'd make huge tips here if you were the beer cart girl

[disneyspy]

her accent...like Jodie Foster

:wub:

i want to put her on a pinball machine too!

[CountryBob]

Answer one: waiting on the eighteenth birthday

Answer two: she shaves her balls

haha!

BTW... lovin your avatar. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

oh dear god. http://forums.markzdanielewski.com/images/oldsmilies/icon_eek.gif

Haha. You should go out there, you'd be rare earth.




Did they say what channel this show is going to be on?

[CountryBob]

you'd make huge tips here if you were the beer cart girl

Same goes for around these parts but you would so own this place - cart girl would be beneath you. We dont have much diversity around here - :down:

[Misteriosa]

you'd make huge tips here if you were the beer cart girl

just the tips?


http://trailerparkboys.org/forums/Smileys/default/rimshot.gif

[CountryBob]

BTW - the NASCAR race is in town this weekend. Ya'll come.

[deliciousV]

BTW - the NASCAR race is in town this weekend. Ya'll come.

like we could get a ticket this late

[deliciousV]

Has Holly Hunter always stuttered? Or is she souped up on some white powder?

[Misteriosa]

it almost tempting to go out there for a weekend and have you guys show me around. i wonder how i would be received out there in michigan and tennesee. however, since i enjoy not ending up chopped up and stored in a freezer, i'll stay here. :wink:

[CountryBob]

like we could get a ticket this late

Times have changed my friend - tix are still available. No sellout on like 3 years now.

[disneyspy]

BTW - the NASCAR race is in town this weekend. Ya'll come.

i've got dogs for the next 12 days otherwise i would love to

[realmenhatelife]

it almost tempting to go out there for a weekend and have you guys show me around. i wonder how i would be received out there in michigan and tennesee. however, since i enjoy not ending up chopped up and stored in a freezer, i'll stay here. :wink:

The more they show you around the less likely they'd be to chop you up, alibis and all.

[disneyspy]

it almost tempting to go out there for a weekend and have you guys show me around. i wonder how i would be received out there in michigan and tennesee. however, since i enjoy not ending up chopped up and stored in a freezer, i'll stay here. :wink:

ya it's still pretty cold here

[CountryBob]

it almost tempting to go out there for a weekend and have you guys show me around. i wonder how i would be received out there in michigan and tennesee. however, since i enjoy not ending up chopped up and stored in a freezer, i'll stay here. :wink:

More like breaking our hearts im thinking..... and its been at least 7 years since they have found body parts in oil drums in a storage conatiner around here. :unsure:

Come on down!

[Misteriosa]

Has Holly Hunter always stuttered? Or is she souped up on some white powder?

everyone stutters. actually, i didnt even notice it until you pointed it out. its most likely that you are used to hearing her deliver scripted lines, so the spontaneity of her natural speech is removed.

[deliciousV]

everyone stutters. actually, i didnt even notice it until you pointed it out. its most likely that you are used to hearing her deliver scripted lines, so the spontaneity of her natural speech is removed.

seemed like at times she was so excited to answer a question that her mouth couldn't keep up with her brain.

[disneyspy]

the words "stutter" and "lisp" are perfect cuz they sound like what the person is doing but where "hairlip" comes from is just some guy being an unimaginative asshole trying to describe someone else

[CountryBob]

well back to the salt mine - hope to check in with yas later. :bye:

[Misteriosa]

More like breaking our hearts im thinking..... and its been at least 7 years since they have found body parts in oil drums in a storage conatiner around here. :unsure:

Come on down!

haha! i hardly believe i'd be anyone's heart breaker:o

[realmenhatelife]

the words "stutter" and "lisp" are perfect cuz they sound like what the person is doing but where "hairlip" comes from is just some guy being an unimaginative asshole trying to describe someone else

What you're comparing is onomonopaia and a euphemism.

[disneyspy]

What you're comparing is onomonopaia and a euphemism.

heres a euphemism for ya,you're like where poo comes from

[realmenhatelife]

heres a euphemism for ya,you're like where poo comes from

That's actually a simile.

[disneyspy]

That's actually a simile.

i got your simile right HERE :furious:

[Dell]

it almost tempting to go out there for a weekend and have you guys show me around. i wonder how i would be received out there in michigan and tennesee. however, since i enjoy not ending up chopped up and stored in a freezer, i'll stay here. :wink:

you are so high maintenance...

[Misteriosa]

you are so high maintenance...

sorry.. :down:

[Dell]

i got your simile right HERE :furious:

to a match stick...:happy:

[realmenhatelife]

i got your smilie right HERE :smile:
.

[realmenhatelife]

sportclits whut?

[sailor]

A great tv show can be better than a great movie. There's just so much more of it.

[deliciousV]

has anyone, ever, in the history of ever, spent $40-$50 a month on razor blades?

[sailor]

Ron missed a softball with wizard of oz being from fez's childhood.

[disneyspy]

i see no difference between video games and comic books getting made into movies than toys like transformers getting made into movies

[sailor]

Re-acapture, fez?!

[Dell]

has anyone, ever, in the history of ever, spent $40-$50 a month on razor blades?

NEVER...this razor deal is as shady as the old penny auction deal they used to push

I bet it's easier to get rid of AOL than this razor deal...you'll pay for life

[sailor]

i see no difference between video games and comic books getting made into movies than toys like transformers getting made into movies

Yeah, it's based on the cartoons, I'd imagine, not the toys.

[realmenhatelife]

Why cant it be both?

[hanso]

sportclits whut?

What comes with the haircut there?

[Warren Peace]

NEVER...this razor deal is as shady as the old penny auction deal they used to push

I bet it's easier to get rid of AOL than this razor deal...you'll pay for life

I signed up about a year ago and only kept it for a couple of months. There's a reason why the blades are cheap.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, it's based on the cartoons, I'd imagine, not the toys.

i hate wiki but this was the only thing i could find

The Transformers is the first animated television series in the Transformers franchise. The series depicts a war among giant robots that can transform into vehicles and other objects.[3] Written and recorded in America, the series was animated in Japan and South Korea. The entire series was based upon the Diaclone and Microman toy lines originally created by Japanese toy manufacturer Takara, which were developed into the Transformers toy line by American company Hasbro.[4] The series was supplemented by a feature film, The Transformers: The Movie (1986), taking place between the second and third seasons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transformers_(TV_series)

[disneyspy]

in the year 2013 i predict i will pass mojopin in posts on a board called the net of ron fez

[Misteriosa]

in the year 2013 i predict i will pass mojopin in posts on a board called the net of ron fez

sailor, you know what you must do...

[sailor]

sailor, you know what you must do...

How close is he?

[Dell]

in the year 2013 i predict i will pass mojopin in posts on a board called the net of ron fez

and every one of them, a gem...:happy:

[disneyspy]

sailor, you know what you must do...

thats already been done and is hack!

oh ya,sailor...

[disneyspy]

plus once i pass mojo i'm leaving for google+ so dont stop me

[CountryBob]

Just got back to work and my 1:30 has cancelled. Joy! Now I have until 2 to pay attention

[disneyspy]

i try and be nice by saying things like God really must not like you,you better try and be a better person so He wont dislike you so much

[Dell]

did you see the new sinkhole story...kinda thought about spy's golf course when I read it

tough lie (http://www.cbssports.com/golf/blog/eye-on-golf/21860408/man-falls-into-18-foot-sinkhole-while-playing-golf)

[sailor]

Cannibal cop convicted of conspiracy to kidnap.

Nice accidental alliteration there.

[disneyspy]

did you see the new sinkhole story...kinda thought about spy's golf course when I read it

tough lie (http://www.cbssports.com/golf/blog/eye-on-golf/21860408/man-falls-into-18-foot-sinkhole-while-playing-golf)

is the grass white?

http://i.imgur.com/plk7hoC.jpg

[CountryBob]

I hate the Gods will or has a plan explanation when describing someone dying

[CountryBob]

Wait- Fez said he doesn't believe in an afterlife? But how does his dad send money that fez finds lying around on the street?

[deliciousV]

just one of many reasons I don't believe in psychics, the amazing Randy still has his money.

[deliciousV]

Wait- Fez said he doesn't believe in an afterlife? But how does his dad send money that fez finds lying around on the street?

he backed off of all of that because a magician told him there's no God

[sailor]

he backed off of all of that because a magician told him there's no God

Illusionist.

[Dell]

Illusionist.

tomato...tomato

[deliciousV]

Illusionist.

which is just a magician with a publicist.

[jennysmurf]

tomato...tomato

Doesn't work as well in writing.

[Dell]

Doesn't work as well in writing.

:wink:

[LeedsJr]

tomato...tomato

Doesn't work as well in writing.

Speak for yourself. I'm fuckin' starvin' now.

[Warren Peace]

he backed off of all of that because a magician told him there's no God

:lol:

[disneyspy]

i'm shocked when i see people tweeting about some tv show when #TheFollowing is on

[sailor]

which is just a magician with a publicist.

He always likes to make it clear he does tricks, not actual magic. It's part of his skeptical viewpoint, I guess. He doesn't like those that even pretend it's real.

[deliciousV]

No way they're electing a pope today, it's after 7 over there, the average age of those Cardinals has to be 80, they'll be sleeping soon.

[sailor]

No way they're electing a pope today, it's after 7 over there, the average age of those Cardinals has to be 80, they'll be sleeping soon.

They do two votes a day, on average. There will be one tonight. Very low probability of someone getting elected right off.

[deliciousV]

He always likes to make it clear he does tricks, not actual magic. It's part of his skeptical viewpoint, I guess. He doesn't like those that even pretend it's real.

and what do magicians do? Magic tricks.

[LeedsJr]

No way they're electing a pope today, it's after 7 over there, the average age of those Cardinals has to be 80, they'll be sleeping soon.

Don't be so sure. If the rumors are true, they're currently being entertained by transsexual prostitutes.

[sailor]

and what do magicians do? Magic tricks.

Magic is real!!

[disneyspy]

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[hanso]

That might be a wig

[LeedsJr]

That might be a wig

YOU might be a wig!

[realmenhatelife]

Ron thinks human life on earth came from Klendathu meteorites shot out by the bugs. Science is the enemy.

[disneyspy]

That might be a wig

i was at an indoor football game in tampa and watched people pulling on his hair,he was screaming in pain like a girl,it's his hair

[disneyspy]

atheist are stupid because they think they know everything

[Misteriosa]

ok.. back from lunch. what did i miss?

[deliciousV]

i was at an indoor football game in tampa and watched people pulling on his hair,he was screaming in pain like a girl,it's his hair

that's NOT hair! He's a fucking chia pet

[disneyspy]

ok.. back from lunch. what did i miss?

psychics magicians and that soup you spilled on your top

[LeedsJr]

that's NOT hair! He's a fucking chia pet

Who's fucking a chia pet??

[jennysmurf]

Who's fucking a chia pet??

You hear what you wanna hear, don't you?

[Misteriosa]

psychics magicians and that soup you spilled on your top

damn... i was hoping no one would notice. now i'll have to take it off :down:

[Misteriosa]

Ron thinks human life on earth came from Klendathu meteorites shot out by the bugs. Science is the enemy.

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content08/bug-meteor.jpg

[disneyspy]

damn... i was hoping no one would notice. now i'll have to take it off :down:

*starts checking chat room cams*

[jennysmurf]

Ha! Someone's looking out for me in the tags. :wink:

[disneyspy]

i'm so old i remember when dog poop used to turn white

[disneyspy]

Ha! Someone's looking out for me in the tags. :wink:

i tried to get rid of that before you saw it cuz i didnt think you'd get the joke

[realmenhatelife]

damn... i was hoping no one would notice. now i'll have to take it off :down:

If it was cream soup leave it on.

[jennysmurf]

i tried to get rid of that before you saw it cuz i didnt think you'd get the joke

Oh, I got it.:dry:

[disneyspy]

Oh, I got it.:dry:

did you know you can see who made which tag? hit edit tag and hover over each response,the tag makers name will appear

[LeedsJr]

No, Ron, lie detectors are not admissable evidence.

[realmenhatelife]

Polygraphs arent admissable in court. Internet says some states have a law where both parties can agree to admit polygraph results, but that's it.

[Misteriosa]

No, Ron, lie detectors are not admissable evidence.

Polygraphs arent admissable in court. Internet says some states have a law where both parties can agree to admit polygraph results, but that's it.

stop talking sense, you two.

[jennysmurf]

stop talking sense, you two.

They're the same guy, you know.

[Misteriosa]

They're the same guy, you know.

shh! im trying to play along...

[jennysmurf]

shh! im trying to play along...

:wink:

[jennysmurf]

Misti! DS is putting yucky words in the tags!

[disneyspy]

bitches get stiches

[Misteriosa]

Misti! DS is putting yucky words in the tags!

there there... i got rid of it.

[Misteriosa]

bitches get stiches

:furious:

[jennysmurf]

:furious:

:popcorn:

[deliciousV]

Who's fucking a chia pet??

go back to post 139 and watch the video, Spy wants us to believe that's the guys real hair.

[deliciousV]

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[hanso]

Diz might be taking him out for walks

I expect a big party for my 10k post

[Dell]

They're the same guy, you know.

yup...and very talented too

I heard him make a phone call yesterday and continued to post under one of his nom deplumes the entire time...

[sailor]

Listening back, pretty fun predestination talk from Ron.