Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/29/13 - Watch your toes

[realmenhatelife]

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I'm ready for a nap.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm really torn because I watched the first two episodes of Hemlock Grove on netflix, and I really dont like it, but they haven't done a complete wiki plot summary on it yet and I really would like to know what the plot is.

[realmenhatelife]

Sounds like Pepper got a bunch of weed.

[sailor]

I'm really torn because I watched the first two episodes of Hemlock Grove on netflix, and I really dont like it, but they haven't done a complete wiki plot summary on it yet and I really would like to know what the plot is.

I wasn't sure if I should pick this show up. I started watching continuum. It's a Canadian scifi series and pretty interesting.

[realmenhatelife]

I wasn't sure if I should pick this show up. I started watching continuum. It's a Canadian scifi series and pretty interesting.

I was thinking about checking out Defiance but I know that isn't going to happen.

Hemlock Grove is like a cross between Tru Blood and Twilight. And everything is really really rushed. Like in the first episode people are saying stuff like "Rumor has it that you're a werewolf..." but there's no indication if thats normal for this world.

It's a shame because it looks like it's about Eastern European stuff, which you dont see a lot.


I will say I do enjoy seeing Pennsylvania road signs on TV.

[Gutter]

Morning buddays.

I don't know how any one could be a Jets fan.....its as if the ppl in charge are trying to make the team worse.....I don't understand how one team can make so many consistently awful decisions, and nobody steps in and goes, "hey, you're fucking this up dummy". And somehow, the fans stick around.

[LeedsJr]

Oof. Blowhard and Hard Rock Boring to start the week.

[realmenhatelife]

Oof. Blowhard and Hard Rock Boring to start the week.

Talking the Jets, no less.

[realmenhatelife]

I had the hipster jesus story in the thread last week.

[deliciousV]

Oof. Blowhard and Hard Rock Boring to start the week.

hey, it's early in the show, and now they got it over with. Hopefully they'll get Popcorn on before noon.

[realmenhatelife]

I've had the conversation like 3 or 4 times in the past few weeks "these are so good, what do you put in your burgers?"

Nothing, just meat and salt and pepper.

[LeedsJr]

What, exactly, did the Hitchhiker's sound drop have to do with burger talk? :huh:

[deliciousV]

I've had the conversation like 3 or 4 times in the past few weeks "these are so good, what do you put in your burgers?"

Nothing, just meat and salt and pepper.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes

[LeedsJr]

What, exactly, did the Hitchhiker's sound drop have to do with burger talk? :huh:

Never mind. There's 42 burgers on the list.

Great. A bunch of people calling in with names of places to get a burger. :sleep:

[deliciousV]

What, exactly, did the Hitchhiker's sound drop have to do with burger talk? :huh:

I think that's the drop for "the 42"

[realmenhatelife]

Village Whiskey is good but expensive as shit and I think a requirement for best burger includes affordability. All the other stuff there kindof overshadows the burgers though. Like the fries are better, the desserts are better, they make a bunch of pickles.

[Gutter]

medium rare, cheddar or munster cheese or both, bacon, lettuce, pickles, mayo and BBQ sauce. Get some of that Montreal Steak seasoning on there too. Thats whats up.

[A.J.]

I'm glad to see Ray's on that list.

[realmenhatelife]

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes

I just mean what you mix into the patties. I like stuff on my burgers, but the patty on their own is just seasoned meat instead of like a disc shaped meatloaf.

And if you cook a well done burger correctly it's still plenty juicy. An overdone burger is not juicy.

[LeedsJr]

I just mean what you mix into the patties. I like stuff on my burgers, but the patty on their own is just seasoned meat instead of like a disc shaped meatloaf.

And if you cook a well done burger correctly it's still plenty juicy. An overdone burger is not juicy.


Not a Jimmy Buffet fan? :happy:

Just out of curiosity, has Fez spoken yet? :unsure:

[A.J.]

And if you cook a well done burger correctly it's still plenty juicy. An overdone burger is not juicy.

Damn near every place I get a burger from, the burger is dry as a fart because the cooks squeeze the shit out of the burger to make it cook faster. I HATE that.

[realmenhatelife]

Damn near every place I get a burger from, the burger is dry as a fart because the cooks squeeze the shit out of the burger to make it cook faster. I HATE that.

Yeah I hate that. And usually the places that do it are places that either dont ask for meat temps or places I'm not inclined to eat underdone meat from. I get the same thing with bacon, so many places deep fry their bacon so it's like carbon I barely ever order it out.

[deliciousV]

These guys eat the "5 GUYS" all the time, those are smashed thin and well done.

There's a place near my house makes a delicious Carolina burger, nice thick burger, cheddar cheese, grilled onions, chilli and coleslaw.

[sailor]

Not a Jimmy Buffet fan? :happy:

Just out of curiosity, has Fez spoken yet? :unsure:

I got it, not that that should make you happy.

[Lemieux66]

Ron and Fez need their own equivalent to E-Rock reminding O&A the last time they did the same bit.

This bit is like once every 3 weeks.

[jennysmurf]

Is the feed a bit wonky, or are my headphones going south? I'm getting weird misses and clicking noises. It's driving me a bit nuts, but if it's something I can't fix, I'll go with it.

And if you haven't had In-N-Out Burger, you haven't lived.

[jennysmurf]

These guys eat the "5 GUYS" all the time, those are smashed thin and well done.

There's a place near my house makes a delicious Carolina burger, nice thick burger, cheddar cheese, grilled onions, chilli and coleslaw.

Coleslaw is of Satan.

[deliciousV]

Is the feed a bit wonky, or are my headphones going south? I'm getting weird misses and clicking noises. It's driving me a bit nuts, but if it's something I can't fix, I'll go with it.

And if you haven't had In-N-Out Burger, you haven't lived.

Meh, I've had them, but anytime I was in Cali I preferred El Polo Loco

[Gutter]

And if you haven't had In-N-Out Burger, you haven't lived.

3x3 animal style, animal style fries. just unreal.

[deliciousV]

Coleslaw is of Satan.

no, it's of cabbage, and carrots and stuff

[jennysmurf]

no, it's of cabbage, and carrots and stuff

Right. All Satan's food.

[jennysmurf]

3x3 animal style, animal style fries. just unreal.

*internet high five

[realmenhatelife]

I love cole slaw but I never enjoy it on hot dogs or burgers as much as I expect. The only time I really love cole slaw on a sandwich is a turkey special.

[sailor]

I love cole slaw but I never enjoy it on hot dogs or burgers as much as I expect. The only time I really love cole slaw on a sandwich is a turkey special.

A sloppy joe?!

[deliciousV]

A sloppy joe?!

don't start

[jennysmurf]

don't start

:happy:

[realmenhatelife]

A sloppy joe?!

Never.

Although actually I'll bet cole slaw on a nice, spicy, real actual sloppy joe is a good thing.

[deliciousV]

Ron and Fez need their own equivalent to E-Rock reminding O&A the last time they did the same bit.

This bit is like once every 3 weeks.

bet you're missing burger talk now

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, where's the intersection of good music and van morrison on the juke box? And yeah Ron, if someone is putting on Van Morrison you're gonna hear the shitty, shitty Eagles.

[hanso]

Liked Back Yard Burgers

[deliciousV]

I love cole slaw but I never enjoy it on hot dogs or burgers as much as I expect. The only time I really love cole slaw on a sandwich is a turkey special.

what about on a nice pulled pork sandwich, with sweet memphis style bbq sauce?

[jennysmurf]

Liked Back Door Burgers

Gay.

[realmenhatelife]

what about on a nice pulled pork sandwich, with sweet memphis style bbq sauce?

Pickled onion or raw white onion and vlassic pickles for me.

[sailor]

Never.

Although actually I'll bet cole slaw on a nice, spicy, real actual sloppy joe is a good thing.

I like it on pastrami or corned beef, but that's about all I could imagine.

[LeedsJr]

Blowhard.

Hard Rock Boring.

Food talk.

Sports talk.

Matty Ice.


Ron used to joke about bad shows when Dave was second mic. This, so far, has been a painfully bad show.

[realmenhatelife]

I like it on pastrami or corned beef, but that's about all I could imagine.

Yeah I'd be into a pastrami special too.

[Gutter]

I'm going to end this conversation right now and just say Krugs in Newark NJ. http://krugstavern.com/Home_Page.php

best damned burger I've ever had....I didn't even want to put any toppings on it.

[Gutter]

*internet high five

*internet chest bump

[realmenhatelife]

How have we gotten this far into this break without Ron acting like ketchup is rat poison for retarded babies?

[jennysmurf]

Can't you get really sick from eating rare hamburger meat?

[jennysmurf]

*internet chest bump

Ouch.

[hanso]

Is the feed a bit wonky, or are my headphones going south? I'm getting weird misses and clicking noises. It's driving me a bit nuts, but if it's something I can't fix, I'll go with it.

And if you haven't had In-N-Out Burger, you haven't lived.

Line must have been too long/ no locations I always ended up with jack n the box

[realmenhatelife]

I always get a kick out of that place in Connecticut where they 'invented' hamburgers and they only serve them on white toast and you cant get ketchup. And when they interview those guys they seem like the most miserable, unpleasant bastards on the face of the earth.

[Gutter]

Ouch.

my bad.

[A.J.]

I always get a kick out of that place in Connecticut where they 'invented' hamburgers and they only serve them on white toast and you cant get ketchup. And when they interview those guys they seem like the most miserable, unpleasant bastards on the face of the earth.

Louis' Lunch in New Haven.

But they qualify it as a "hamburger sandwich" because they serve it on toast instead of a bun.

[realmenhatelife]

Can't you get really sick from eating rare hamburger meat?

You're not averse to a little disreputable meat, are you Jenny?

[jennysmurf]

Line must have been too long/ no locations I always ended up with jack n the box

Get out. You have no place in this discussion. You're lucky I didn't just slap you, and I still might, if you mention that place again.

[jennysmurf]

You're not averse to a little disreputable meat, are you Jenny?

*wink wink*

[realmenhatelife]

*wink wink*

Serious answer I think the risk with burgers is ground meat has a higher risk of contamination than a whole cut, plus meat grinders can be havens for bacteria, and ground has such a short shelf life. But, if your meat is from a reputable source and properly handled oh you you shouldnt get sick.

Afterall, steak tartarre is a thing.

[jennysmurf]

Serious answer I think the risk with burgers is ground meat has a higher risk of contamination than a whole cut, plus meat grinders can be havens for bacteria, and ground has such a short shelf life. But, if your meat is from a reputable source and properly handled oh you you shouldnt get sick.

Afterall, steak tartarre is a thing.

:laugh: Today I love you.

[Gutter]

This guy needs a cheeseburger.

[hanso]

Louis' Lunch in New Haven.

But they qualify it as a "hamburger sandwich" because they serve it on toast instead of a bun.

What is a patty melt then?

[Gutter]

What is a patty melt then?

hamburger sengwich, but open face style.

[realmenhatelife]

What is a patty melt then?

hamburger sengwich, but open face style.

In my experience a patty melt is a hamburger patty on rye with swiss and grilled onions and then you grill the sandwich itself like a grilled cheese. They're greasebombs.

[LeedsJr]

Have I missed something, or has Fez only spoken to do live reads?

I don't think I've heard Ron or Fez speak directly to the other yet.

What a weird, train wreck of a show so far. :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

And a hamburger on an english muffin is mom ran out of buns.


I always expected that at some point in my life my point of view would soften to my mom's grocery habits, but I'm on atleast 10 years of doing all my own shopping and I'm never out of hamburger buns, toilet paper, or heinz ketchup.

[LeedsJr]

And a hamburger on an english muffin is mom ran out of buns.


I always expected that at some point in my life my point of view would soften to my mom's grocery habits, but I'm on atleast 10 years of doing all my own shopping and I'm never out of hamburger buns, toilet paper, or heinz ketchup.

Do you make hamburgers out of toilet paper? :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

And a hamburger on an english muffin is mom ran out of buns.


I always expected that at some point in my life my point of view would soften to my mom's grocery habits, but I'm on atleast 10 years of doing all my own shopping and I'm never out of hamburger buns, toilet paper, or heinz ketchup.

Every time I visit my parents, my Mom is out of shampoo. I never run out of shampoo. How do you not buy shampoo when you notice it's almost gone? It was always that way growing up too.

[Gutter]

In my experience a patty melt is a hamburger patty on rye with swiss and grilled onions and then you grill the sandwich itself like a grilled cheese. They're greasebombs.

The cheese and the grilled onions are usually the staple when you order one at a jersey diner, but any time I've ordered one, its always served open face....but yea, they are grease bombs.

[deliciousV]

Line must have been too long/ no locations I always ended up with jack n the box

Whataburger is way better than Jack in the Box, as far as western chains go.

[deliciousV]

Every time I visit my parents, my Mom is out of shampoo. I never run out of shampoo. How do you not buy shampoo when you notice it's almost gone? It was always that way growing up too.

so you grew up a greasy headed hillbilly child?

[realmenhatelife]

Really not into Great Gatsby. You can tell Ron hated it by the inflection.

[jennysmurf]

so you grew up a greasy headed hillbilly child?

Basically, until I got old enough to go to Wal Mart by myself.

[deliciousV]

Basically, until I got old enough to go to Wal Mart by myself.

hot

[hanso]

Have I missed something, or has Fez only spoken to do live reads?

I don't think I've heard Ron or Fez speak directly to the other yet.

What a weird, train wreck of a show so far. :wacko:

He brought up the interobang maybe he is doing something on it

[Gutter]

Can't wait to get into the "whats up with Fez today" part of the show....he hasn't even interjected aside from a live read. He must be having a REALLY rough one. He didn't even perk up at the mention of the gay NBA player.

[hanso]

Whataburger is way better than Jack in the Box, as far as western chains go.

When I went it was after surfing, close quick and easy was all I wanted.

[jennysmurf]

hot

:tongue:

[hanso]

Can't wait to get into the "whats up with Fez today" part of the show....he hasn't even interjected aside from a live read. He must be having a REALLY rough one. He didn't even perk up at the mention of the gay NBA player.

That should have been his story. He is the gay news guru.

[sailor]

Tom cruise scifi destroys will smith anything.

[Gutter]

That should have been his story. He is the gay news guru.

got a live read out of him again.....

[Gutter]

holy fuck hang up on this dude.

[realmenhatelife]

Tom cruise scifi destroys will smith anything.

I dont think I could form a strong opinion either way.


Oh this is a new level of burger snobbery, no buns?

[Gutter]

I dont think I could form a strong opinion either way.


Oh this is a new level of burger snobbery, no buns?

that's not a burger anymore.....those ppl are just eating fried chuck beef.

[sailor]

I dont think I could form a strong opinion either way.


Oh this is a new level of burger snobbery, no buns?

Minority report, vanilla sky, and two other new ones I've not seen jack reacher and all you need is kill vs mib and wild Wild West. Ok, reacher apparently isn't scifi, my bad.

Even terribly flawed war of the worlds is better than the smith silliness.

[LeedsJr]

that's not a burger anymore.....those ppl are just eating fried chuck beef.

Salisbury steak.

[realmenhatelife]

that's not a burger anymore.....those ppl are just eating fried chuck beef.

It's just why you cant talk food in a large forum, literally no matter what you're talking about someone will tell you you're wrong. And people get so aggressive, too.

[LeedsJr]

Who is Ann Arka? :happy:

[hanso]

wow a chimp called in

[hanso]

Minority report, vanilla sky, and two other new ones I've not seen jack reacher and all you need is kill vs mib and wild Wild West. Ok, reacher apparently isn't scifi, my bad.

Even terribly flawed war of the worlds is better than the smith silliness.

I robot...reminds me I wanted to try to watch that again.

It's only on the hbo side .. boo! ok cruise wins then

[LeedsJr]

The anticipation is starting to get to me. Is Ron going to acknowledge Fez at all today? :unsure:

[sailor]

I robot...reminds me I wanted to try to watch that again.

It's only on the hbo side .. boo! ok cruise wins then

Forgot a out that one. It was as disappointing to me as battlefield earth. Maybe I'll try it again as well.

Oh, I am legend is scifi too, I suppose. I liked that one, but zombies aren't my thing. In general I like the movies cruise picks. They're more my style.

[realmenhatelife]

Cream soda, blech.

[LeedsJr]

Forgot a out that one. It was as disappointing to me as battlefield earth.

You expected Battlefield Earth to be good?? :blink:

[sailor]

You expected Battlefield Earth to be good?? :blink:

I loved the book.

[LeedsJr]

That's it, I'm done. After 3 painfully dull hours, they're going to start eating? :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I wonder if they successfully cancelled the hard rock burger order.

[realmenhatelife]

Someone told me peanut allergies come from gmo corn or something. I dont know if I believe them.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron read the headline, Hicks heard Ron read the headline, and now they're going to comment on it.

[sailor]

Someone told me peanut allergies come from gmo corn or something. I dont know if I believe them.

Crazy talk.

[realmenhatelife]

Crazy talk.

I dont know, I honestly dont believe anything any young mother tells me about child health now. They're all fucking nuts conspiracy theorists.

[hanso]

I wonder if they successfully cancelled the hard rock burger order.

I did, all this talk made me want one, but went with ready made sub.

[sailor]

I dont know, I honestly dont believe anything any young mother tells me about child health now. They're all fucking nuts conspiracy theorists.

Anything regarding corn just sounds loopy. They blame it for everything.

[realmenhatelife]

Anything regarding corn just sounds loopy. Lets blame it for everything.

And it's stuff I haven't done any research on, and I cant take learning from agenda driven sources like a Jenny McCarthy or Forks Over Knives or King Corn, even if I agree with them. So I just go "oh yeah, okay."

[realmenhatelife]

Theres no way Fez is there. I think they're hitting a button.

[Recyclerz]

Someone told me peanut allergies come from gmo corn or something. I dont know if I believe them.

I don't know but the theory that sounds the most likely to me is the hygiene hypothesis, ie. kids are exposed to far fewer allergens and pathogens than their immune systems have developed to fight off so they over react to previously harmless stimuli like peanuts, et al.

[Recyclerz]

Pitdoc is right about "Mud" - very nice little movie about how rednecks are people too.

[Gutter]

Theres no way Fez is there. I think they're hitting a button.

yea, he would have been all over that gay NBA player.

the story. Not the....oh fuck it.

[deliciousV]

Pitdoc is right about "Mud" - very nice little movie about how rednecks are people too.

finally, now I can go into town with my head held high and get me some shoes!