Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/8/13 - I got it, I got it

[realmenhatelife]

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[realmenhatelife]

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[Gutter]

Morning buddays. My cousin Maddie interviewed me last night about being 32 and single and that in no way was at all depressing. Not the slightest.

[realmenhatelife]

I really disliked Garden State from the start, I'm ahead of the curve.

[realmenhatelife]

Morning buddays. My cousin Maddie interviewed me last night about being 32 and single and that in no way was at all depressing. Not the slightest.

What was she interviewing you for?

[realmenhatelife]

The Zach Braff thing is unethical because he's going to use crowd funding, then sell the product back to his crowd funding base plus make money off of it from other people, advertising etc. The people taking the risk by putting up the money aren't getting any of the reward if the movie does well.


It's different than an independent person who is basically just selling advance copies of his niche product in order to fund the project. It would be different if for $20 you were getting a copy of the DVD.

[MonkeyBall]

"Tell him to give me a DMC"
So it's come to this?

Also, i thought Davey Mac would be on today?

[Gutter]

What was she interviewing you for?

it was an assignment for her religion class.

[LeedsJr]

"Tell him to give me a DMC"
So it's come to this?

Also, i thought Davey Mac would be on today?


Yeah, this sucks. Expecting Davey Mac and getting awful interviews. :thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

it was an assignment for her religion class.

Thats even more confusing.




I only know women who love Great Gatsby, I've never known guys who obsess over it.

[Lemieux66]

Love the Carey Mulligan.

[LeedsJr]

Thats even more confusing.




I only know women who love Great Gatsby, I've never known guys who obsess over it.


Well, I don't obsess over it, but I did enjoy the book.

[realmenhatelife]

Stop bringing up Brian Ferry!

[Gutter]

Thats even more confusing.


She's a senior in HS so it was probably just one of those bullshit, end of the year assignments that teachers give out. I just hope she read the thing first....I went on a bit of a rant that I'm guessing she's handing over to a easily offended nun today for grading.

[MonkeyBall]

I just googled Carey Mulligan and thought, "who's that fella?"

[realmenhatelife]

We're all sitting around bitching about comic book movies and by we I mean me.


I do love how every time Ron tries to run down comic book movies to an actor they very rarely go along with him, like Carrie Mulligan just saying she's going to see Star Trek.

[MonkeyBall]

"Thanks to you Fez"

Haha, even better.

[MonkeyBall]

Does Ron think he's Gatsby?

Never read the book...............

[hanso]

"Tell him to give me a DMC"
So it's come to this?

Also, i thought Davey Mac would be on today?

Should be on thu

[realmenhatelife]

Does Ron think he's Gatsby?

Never read the book...............

Yes

[realmenhatelife]

Rons wrong, they absolutely went out of their way to cultivate that style. It was an effort to highlight poverty, but it wasn't "sure wish I had a nice suit."

[MonkeyBall]

Hicks feel he has to fill the DA whenever Ron isn't talking. He boarders on babbling.

Hicks is smart and funny, but he isn't taking the time to think.

[sailor]

I refuse to believe no one in the punk movement dressed like that for purely aesthetic reasons.

[realmenhatelife]

In the 70s you could go to Malcom Mclarens store SEX and buy all the same shit dude.

[A.J.]

Shark! :clap:

[LeedsJr]

Hicks feel he has to fill the DA whenever Ron isn't talking. He boarders on babbling.

Hicks is smart and funny, but he isn't taking the time to think.


I think Hicks is at his most entertaining when he's babbling nonsense. :laugh:

[MonkeyBall]

Rons wrong, they absolutely went out of their way to cultivate that style. It was an effort to highlight poverty, but it wasn't "sure wish I had a nice suit."

Ron is suffering from years of no one with an opinion to bounce off. And it has to be tough for one guy, not many guests, no stand up comedians, no in studio games, to just stagger along and fill 4 hours with with.

[realmenhatelife]

I refuse to believe no one in the punk movement dressed like that for purely aesthetic reasons.

They all did. It's meant to be provacative, they're talking out of their asses.


Excellent shark attack.

[MonkeyBall]

I think Hicks is at his most entertaining when he's babbling nonsense.

i guess i can't disagree

[LeedsJr]

It's Nick Carraway, not Calloway.

I completely agree with Ron's assessment of the characters.

[sailor]

They all did. It's meant to be provacative, they're talking out of their asses.


Excellent shark attack.

Makes sense. Poor people had ripped clothes before them and didn't all go around with clothes pins on their clothing. Plus, lets not act like they were all poor kids.

[MonkeyBall]

"Charles Ramsey's the real deal"...!

sure

[sailor]

"Charles Ramsey's the real deal"...!

sure

He's hilarious. Was great when o&a played how his story changed from the 911 call to his CNN interview and later his local fox interview.

[MonkeyBall]

Yeah, they're the ones that turned me on to his panic when the Police sirens went off behind him during that first interview!

[Gutter]

She sounded terrified....that must have been crazy looking. Definitely heard a cop or FBI dude yell, "BACK THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!" to someone....that was pretty cool.

[jennysmurf]

Morning buddays. My cousin Maddie interviewed me last night about being 32 and single and that in no way was at all depressing. Not the slightest.

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[Gutter]

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THERE'S STILL TIME!!!! actually, nevermind....there's really not any more time since I decided a while ago I never want to get married or have kids.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron Meme: America you're so strange for not giving Amanda Berry Privacy, drops everything to go to the press conference.

[Recyclerz]

They all did. It's meant to be provacative, they're talking out of their asses.


Excellent shark attack.

I think the Ramones and the very early British punkers had some authenticity. Once Malcolm McLaren (& Vivienne Westwood) got involved it got turned into fashion pretty quickly.

[jennysmurf]

The Zach Braff thing is unethical because he's going to use crowd funding, then sell the product back to his crowd funding base plus make money off of it from other people, advertising etc. The people taking the risk by putting up the money aren't getting any of the reward if the movie does well.


It's different than an independent person who is basically just selling advance copies of his niche product in order to fund the project. It would be different if for $20 you were getting a copy of the DVD.

And maybe a painting?

[jennysmurf]

THERE'S STILL TIME!!!! actually, nevermind....there's really not any more time since I decided a while ago I never want to get married or have kids.

Might as well start wearing an old robe around and hanging out on your front porch yelling at all the kids.

[A.J.]

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And proud of it!

[jennysmurf]

And proud of it!

Oh you.:tongue:

And my Mom would laugh at me if I got her a gold-dipped rose. Cheesy.

[Lemieux66]

I'm getting my Mom a copy of Lincoln on DVD.

[Gutter]

Might as well start wearing an old robe around and hanging out on your front porch yelling at all the kids.

I think with the ridiculous amount of money I'll be saving not having a wife or kids I'll be wearing something better than an old robe. Still gonna yell at kids from my porch, but I'm gonna look good doin' it.

[realmenhatelife]

I think the Ramones and the very early British punkers had some authenticity. Once Malcolm McLaren (& Vivienne Westwood) got involved it got turned into fashion pretty quickly.

I dont think it's unauthentic to have a sense of fashion. They had a very specific sense of fashion that was rooted in an ideology, and it had ties to other non fashion things. It would be a mistake to say that it was a utilitarian look that was coopted, it was always fashion that was meant to be reactionary to elitism and totally attainable, and it has been coopted by high end retail.

[sailor]

I think with the ridiculous amount of money I'll be saving not having a wife or kids I'll be wearing something better than an old robe. Still gonna yell at kids from my porch, but I'm gonna look good doin' it.

Kids cost money, but a wife is a good financial decision, if nothing else. It's not like it's the 40s and she'd be a homemaker.

[realmenhatelife]

Kids cost money, but a wife is a good financial decision, if nothing else. It's not like it's the 40s and she'd be a homemaker.

TINC, two incomes no kids. That's a hell of a lot of vacation money. Plus, you dont have to spend a lot of money trying to get laid.

[Gutter]

Kids cost money, but a wife is a good financial decision, if nothing else. It's not like it's the 40s and she'd be a homemaker.

TINC, two incomes no kids. That's a hell of a lot of vacation money. Plus, you dont have to spend a lot of money trying to get laid.

I'll say I'm not completely against it.....if I was with a chick for enough years and she REALLY wanted to get married, I wouldn't break up the relationship because of that....but I definitely don't want kids. of the two options, that horrifies me more.

[sailor]

TINC, two incomes no kids. That's a hell of a lot of vacation money. Plus, you dont have to spend a lot of money trying to get laid.

DINK is the more common acronym. Yeah, it's double the income and really only the food/clothing expenses would be higher than for one person. If you want you can get twice as nice an apartment/house, car, etc.

[jennysmurf]

TINC, two incomes no kids. That's a hell of a lot of vacation money. Plus, you dont have to spend a lot of money trying to get laid.

This is sound logic. I'd love to buy a house, but I can't afford it on just my income.

[sailor]

I'll say I'm not completely against it.....if I was with a chick for enough years and she REALLY wanted to get married, I wouldn't break up the relationship because of that....but I definitely don't want kids. of the two options, that horrifies me more.

I'm not trying to sell you in it, just pointing out that it wouldn't cost you money, as you seemed to be saying.

[LeedsJr]

Kids cost money, but a wife is a good financial decision, if nothing else. It's not like it's the 40s and she'd be a homemaker.

My wife is essentially a homemaker.

She works part time as an in-home caregiver for elderly people, but gets paid basically nothing.

[underdog]

DINK is the more common acronym. Yeah, it's double the income and really only the food/clothing expenses would be higher than for one person. If you want you can get twice as nice an apartment/house, car, etc.

It's fantastic, especially when the wife makes more money than I do.

[jennysmurf]

It's fantastic, especially when the wife makes more money than I do.

Are you a kept man, or a boy toy?

[A.J.]

All this music reminds me of high school. :sad:

[sailor]

It's fantastic, especially when the wife makes more money than I do.

Agreed! My wife was worried I'd be upset when she started to make more money. I guess there are guys that would bother, but it seems insane to me.

[realmenhatelife]

DINK is the more common acronym. Yeah, it's double the income and really only the food/clothing expenses would be higher than for one person. If you want you can get twice as nice an apartment/house, car, etc.

Yeah obviously C wouldnt stand for Kids, I cant think this morning.

[Gutter]

I'm not trying to sell you in it, just pointing out that it wouldn't cost you money, as you seemed to be saying.

don't worry sailor....I didn't feel like I was being sold.

[realmenhatelife]

This is sound logic. I'd love to buy a house, but I can't afford it on just my income.

And you like getting some.




Kids In America is covered all over the place.

[Gutter]

Yeah obviously C wouldnt stand for Kids, I cant think this morning.

Two Incomes, No Cats.

[sailor]

Yeah obviously C wouldnt stand for Kids, I cant think this morning.

Children?

[LeedsJr]

All this music reminds me of high school. :sad:

Me too. :happy:

And I hate to bitch (not really), but they already have an entire channel for this.

[sailor]

don't worry sailor....I didn't feel like I was being sold.

The sign of a great salesman!

[jennysmurf]

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[jennysmurf]

Two Incomes, No Cats.

You know you're on your way to being the CCG (crazy cat gutter) of the neighborhood. Don't try to deny it.

[hanso]

Wonder if Romero Void comes up and how they had the lead singer in videos at first but cut her out later. Also the sax player lost his hearing

[sailor]

And you like getting some.




Kids In America is covered all over the place.

The CIA?!

[Recyclerz]

Wonder if Romero Void comes up and how they had the lead singer in videos at first but cut her out later. Also the sax player lost his hearing

On a 120 Minutes discussion maybe. I don't think they made it into heavy rotation.

[underdog]

Are you a kept man, or a boy toy?

Definitely not a boy toy.

Agreed! My wife was worried I'd be upset when she started to make more money. I guess there are guys that would bother, but it seems insane to me.

yeah, I know people it would bother. I have no idea why. My life goal is for my wife to make enough money so that I can pursue stupid dreams.

[Gutter]

You know you're on your way to being the CCG (crazy cat gutter) of the neighborhood. Don't try to deny it.

So, in that scenario, am just hoarding a shit ton of cats, or am I living in the gutter and turning into a human/cat hybrid?

[jennysmurf]

So, in that scenario, am just hoarding a shit ton of cats, or am I living in the gutter and turning into a human/cat hybrid?

Either could be an adventure. Go forth and become what you were meant to be, Gutter!

[LeedsJr]

Did I miss a live read, or are we overdue for one?

[Gutter]

Either could be an adventure. Go forth and become what you were meant to be, Gutter!

I feel so inspired.

[hanso]

On a 120 Minutes discussion maybe. I don't think they made it into heavy rotation.

Thought I saw it on early MTV, with the singer anyway.
Never Say Never, A Girl In Trouble (Is
A Temporary Thing)

[jennysmurf]

I feel so inspired.

I'm here for you buddy.

[Gutter]

I'm here for you buddy.

:help:

[sailor]

I'm here for you buddy.

Creep.

[LeedsJr]

Am I missing something? Why does Ron keep bringing up Pat from Moonachie? :huh:

[jennysmurf]

Creep.

Jealous.

[sailor]

Jealous.

Is that like jelly, gramma?

[realmenhatelife]

Creep.

I wish they'd just do it already.

[A.J.]

boy toy?

She was hot back then.

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[jennysmurf]

Is that like jelly, gramma?

Whatevs.

[Gutter]

That Retro Fitness commercial has Jenny's number on it. 867-5309

[realmenhatelife]

I think Ray of Light madonna was the hottest version.

[Gutter]

I think Ray of Light madonna was the hottest version.

Dick Tracy Madonna.

[jennysmurf]

I think Ray of Light madonna was the hottest version.

Agreed. She was beautiful in that one.

[LeedsJr]

I think Ray of Light madonna was the hottest version.

Dick Tracy Madonna.

Body of Evidence Madonna.

[realmenhatelife]

Dick Tracy Madonna.

Breathless Mahoney

[Gutter]

Breathless Mahoney

yuuuuup

[LeedsJr]

I gotta feeling this is going to get really stupid, really fast. :wacko:

[sailor]

Fake British Accent Madonna.

[hanso]

Madonna performed "Like a Virgin" at the first MTV Video Music Awards

on stage atop a giant wedding cake dressed in a wedding dress,
her risqué performance found her humping and rolling around on the stage.

[sailor]

Seeing back in time, but not interacting, is called a telescope.

[hanso]

Hawking time travel TV show is on tonight

[sailor]

Leaping forward would NOT create a new timeline, dum dum.

[sailor]

And of course, ghd is time travel. If not, he wouldn't be able to learn as he went along.

That movie would have been great if like 2/3 of the way thru he found out someone else was doing the same thing and it became more than a silly romcom.

[sailor]

Seeing back in time, but not interacting, is called a telescope.

Caller just made this point.

[underdog]

Caller just made this point.

Were you the caller?

[sailor]

Were you the caller?

I would have worded that line differently then.

[jennysmurf]

I would have worded that line differently then.

Unless you were trying to throw us off because it wasn't a very good call and you were ashamed.

[sailor]

Was fez's read telling the cable company to laugh at their customers? Odd.

[sailor]

Unless you were trying to throw us off because it wasn't a very good call and you were ashamed.

He was totes awkward. I would have sounded very similar to that.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet a white chocolate dipped strawberry is either deliciously fantastic or vomitously horrible.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure this is well trod territory but I was eating one of those friendlies sundae cups last night and it's amazing how depending on who you are peanut butter is either a wonderful treat, something that makes you gag, or deadly deadly poison.



And Popcorn is a total liar, he's sick, it's not allergies. I hate people that lie about being sick.

[LeedsJr]

I'm sure this is well trod territory but I was eating one of those friendlies sundae cups last night and it's amazing how depending on who you are peanut butter is either a wonderful treat, something that makes you gag, or deadly deadly poison.


[Homer Simpson=

Mmmm...Peanut butter...

[/Homer Simpson]

[sailor]

Yeah, peanut butter's the best topping for ice cream.

[LeedsJr]

My online player is having trouble.

I'm not sure if I'm really upset about it, since Popcorn sounds like he's gargling sandy jizz on air.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, peanut butter's the best topping for ice cream.

I bought shittier ice cream just because it had the peanut butter shell and reeses pieces on top.

Although Haagen Daas Peanut Butter Pie is back in stock, and that is amazing.

[Recyclerz]

Wow, Popcorn really has grabbed onto the Fez gimmick of telling everybody about his problems as if anybody cared.

I always thought that you had to be a tenured professor before you were licensed to bore people like this. Or a national radio host.

[jennysmurf]

My online player is having trouble.

I'm not sure if I'm really upset about it, since Popcorn sounds like he's gargling sandy jizz on air.

It's more painfuler that usual to listen to him today, he's all shaky and stuff.

[Lemieux66]

Not only is Ron not sick of Fez, he's actually grooming a new replacement who is younger and equally bad at radio.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, remember yesterday when they were all mad that the erosion of community is why the Cleveland kidnappings could go down, and today the news is all about how many times the neighbors called the cops for the weird shit going on at the house? Never get a correction from these guys.

[sailor]

I bought shittier ice cream just because it had the peanut butter shell and reeses pieces on top.

Although Haagen Daas Peanut Butter Pie is back in stock, and that is amazing.

Superior nut company (online) puts out a liquid peanut butter topping that's incredible.

[sailor]

gargling sandy jizz.

Oh, my!

[Warren Peace]

Just as I thought....Ron is dangling the bait to draw out Fez...

[underdog]

Oh, remember yesterday when they were all mad that the erosion of community is why the Cleveland kidnappings could go down, and today the news is all about how many times the neighbors called the cops for the weird shit going on at the house? Never get a correction from these guys.

You don't understand. The reason three girls were kidnapped and help hostage is because people aren't neighborly enough.

[LeedsJr]

Wow, Popcorn really has grabbed onto the Fez gimmick of telling everybody about his problems as if anybody cared.

I always thought that you had to be a tenured professor before you were licensed to bore people like this. Or a national radio host.

Not only is Ron not sick of Fez, he's actually grooming a new replacement who is younger and equally bad at radio.

Just as I thought....Ron is dangling the bait to draw out Fez...


I thought this was what was going on. :popcorn:

[Gutter]

You don't understand. The reason three girls were kidnapped and help hostage is because people aren't neighborly enough.

As if this kind of thing never happened when everyone was all "howdy neighbor!", like back in the 40s and 50s.

[underdog]

I'm a little delayed, and on the time travel part.

Has anyone brought up that it's not just the earth moving around the sun, it's our solar system going around the center of the milkyway.

There's no way to calculate where the earth would be for time travel.

[LeedsJr]

Is there any other possible reason for these segments other than Ron enjoys torturing his audience? :surrender:

[jennysmurf]

I'm a little delayed, and on the time travel part.

Has anyone brought up that it's not just the earth moving around the sun, it's our solar system going around the center of the milkyway.

There's no way to calculate where the earth would be for time travel.

Yeah, someone called in and mentioned that our universe was also moving, but Ron's positive that a mathematician could figure that in too.

[LeedsJr]

I'm pretty sure my son has bought a few of that band's songs on iTunes.

[realmenhatelife]

Well they cant put him up as innocent, so they can either make a plea or argue for insanity. I cant imagine they'd be too into taking a plea considering how easy it should be to convict him. He wouldn't be getting off, he'd probably just be dodging the death penalty and getting special imprisonment.

[Recyclerz]

Is there any other possible reason for these segments other than Ron enjoys torturing his audience? :surrender:

He's got 20 hours of airtime to fill and a partner who is on strike. I can't blame Ron for this.

[Gutter]

Well they cant put him up as innocent, so they can either make a plea or argue for insanity. I cant imagine they'd be too into taking a plea considering how easy it should be to convict him. He wouldn't be getting off, he'd probably just be dodging the death penalty and getting special imprisonment.

yea, those mental wards for dudes like him are no vacation, and are often worse considering this country's abysmal state of mental health care.

[LeedsJr]

Well they cant put him up as innocent, so they can either make a plea or argue for insanity. I cant imagine they'd be too into taking a plea considering how easy it should be to convict him. He wouldn't be getting off, he'd probably just be dodging the death penalty and getting special imprisonment.

How has Ron made it to his age, commenting on current events, with absolutely no idea of the legal definition of not guilty by reason of insanity?

[jennysmurf]

I'm pretty sure my son has bought a few of that band's songs on iTunes.

You better watch your back.

[LeedsJr]

He's got 20 hours of airtime to fill and a partner who is on strike. I can't blame Ron for this.

I understand that's why we heard an hour of 80's music today, but he's got to know how bad Popcorn sounds. :surrender:

[Recyclerz]

I'm pretty sure my son has bought a few of that band's songs on iTunes.

They took their name from a Faulkner novel so they had to be in a library at least once.

[realmenhatelife]

Jodi Arias verdict to be announced at 430

[underdog]

He's got 20 hours of airtime to fill and a partner who is on strike. I can't blame Ron for this.

Just doing live reads is still more talking than Fez has done a lot of weeks the past couple years.

[Recyclerz]

I understand that's why we heard an hour of 80's music today, but he's got to know how bad Popcorn sounds. :surrender:

For as long as I've been listening to the show (WNEW) he's always set up at least one member of the staff to be the guy the audience hates.

Al Dukes was the best at this.

[realmenhatelife]

OK, updated shooter info. He tried to get a plea deal for life in prison but the prosecution wouldn't accept it and are going after the death penalty. His council entered a not guilty plea, and now they want to change it to not guilty by reasons of insanity. The judge has not allowed the plea change yet, they're having a hearing on it where the lawyers have to show cause for changing the plea.


So, the short answer is he's changing his plea to get out of execution, and I'm sure his lawyers are saying thats the best way for him to avoid execution.

[jennysmurf]

For as long as I've been listening to the show (WNEW) he's always set up at least one member of the staff to be the guy the audience hates.

Al Dukes was the best at this.

Best way to unite a people is to have a common hatred.

[realmenhatelife]

Someone submit an As I Lay Dying playlist for the ibang.

[LeedsJr]

For as long as I've been listening to the show (WNEW) he's always set up at least one member of the staff to be the guy the audience hates.

Al Dukes was the best at this.


I understand and completely agree. I only complain because people like Al Dukes, Billy Staples, and even Earl made these segments hysterically funny. Popcorn just makes my ears hurt.

[Lemieux66]

Ron's definition of "insanity" seems to be "stupidity".

Knowing to lay down with your hands out when cops are pointing guns at you doesn't make you sane, nor does having the knowledge to set booby traps.

[thepaulo]

The Zach Braff thing is unethical because he's going to use crowd funding, then sell the product back to his crowd funding base plus make money off of it from other people, advertising etc. The people taking the risk by putting up the money aren't getting any of the reward if the movie does well.


It's different than an independent person who is basically just selling advance copies of his niche product in order to fund the project. It would be different if for $20 you were getting a copy of the DVD.

I know.

[jennysmurf]

I know.

A copy of the DVD and a painting!